Daily Dose 66- Electricity Apprentice - The Daily Dose Show
2025-06-16
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7BVjsXiYheIsLXC92gfeH0

This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:14 Intro Monday. It's a day of no show. 0:16 Speaker 1 I was telling. 0:16 Speaker 2 Chuck, for some reason it smells like strawberries down here, but I have not had any strawberries lately. My name is Brandon Thrasher. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? And. 0:24 Speaker 1 What did I say? 0:25 Speaker 2 I had a stripper down here named Strawberry named Strawberry. Just smelled like strawberries. 0:30 Speaker 1 Well, it's goes either way, right? Because if you if I said, did you have a stripper down there? That means she either still there and she smells like strawberries or her name was strawberry and now she's gone get it. It was like. 0:42 Speaker 2 Her name was Strawberry because she smells like strawberries. 0:45 Speaker 1 Don't they do? 0:46 Speaker 2 That yeah, I guess unless you got a a smelly one, you're like that bitch is Bo over there? 0:54 Speaker 1 Sounds like a lap dance from Bo and Turd please. 0:58 Speaker 2 Based on their smells. So you listen to us, you on iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple podcast. If you could leave us a five star review and a follow. We got our Patreon down there below also where you can send us a few dollars and we use that for a paid promotion for the show. But you do not have to. All the shows will remain free. 1:15 We had Father's Day yesterday. Chuck, how'd Father's Day go for you? 1:18 Speaker 1 I got in trouble. 1:19 Speaker 2 Uh oh, What'd you do? 1:21 Speaker 1 Nothing that's the best part about my life is when I don't do anything, I'm in trouble. So, you know, we we had a busy weekend, you know, we're finishing up the the kids sports, which I can't tell you, Brandon, you have you have no idea how nice it's going to be to have time to myself to do things. 1:38 But anyway me. 1:39 Speaker 2 Too, Because then we we can get a different schedule. We're not like kids are playing. I don't know if I'm going to get home at 1:49 Speaker 1 Dude, I'm telling, I feel like AI feel like Adam Schefter because all day I'm texting Brandon like 40 top of the third, like nobody on two outs, you know, like it's, it's really weird how I 'cause we have to just kind of work around the schedule and Brandon's got stuff going on. But anyway, Father's Day was interesting. 2:00 on Father's Day and Megan's calling to make reservations for Cheesecake Factory. 2:06 Father's Day I got, I got gifts from my kids, which, you know, they were good. One kid got me a tool roll up bag. The other kid got me a, a Tumblr that says, you know, my favorite kid gave me this. You can guess which kid gave me that. 2:18 Speaker 2 The youngest one. 2:19 Speaker 1 Yes, City congratulations. So anyway, so we, we do all the gift exchange all that. Well, after the game, Megan said, hey, each one of the kids chose a different restaurant to take you to. So just pick a kid and then that's the restaurant we're going to. And I'm like, that's easy. 2:35 So I was like, who chose Cheesecake Factory, right? Because I love Cheesecake Factory. Megan hates it. So Savannah's like I did, I'm like, sweet, we're going to Cheesecake Factory. Well, Megan goes, OK, I'm going to call now and make reservations. OK dude, this is at 2:55 Speaker 2 Probably she did that a couple days ago. 2:57 Speaker 1 So what do you think? She said. What do you think? Cheesecake Factory said when she called? 3:00 Speaker 2 There's no room. You can sit outside and wait, but we don't have any room for reservations. 3:04 Speaker 1 Thank you. So she goes, well, it's not that big of a deal. We'll just go to another restaurant. And I'm like, that's not how it works on Father's Day, right? Well, I picked then that's what I that's what I said. So I just made the statement. I said, it's not that big of a deal. 3:21 I don't really care if we go out because I the worst thing that can happen to a father on Father's Day is going somewhere and waiting in line. That is, dude, that is by far the worst thing you can do. What what I don't, what I want my gift to be is don't wait in line. 3:36 That that's it. So I just made the comment. I said, you know what, let's just go to Waffle House, right? Because I love me some Waffle House and there's never going to be a line there. And I got in so much trouble because I'm being mean because she didn't make the reservation and I'm trying to make her feel bad. 3:52 So Brandon, that's the thing you need to take away whenever you're in a marriage. Anything you do trying to be nice or just deescalate a situation, they're going to make the comment. You're trying to make me feel bad. 4:00 in the afternoon. Just stand by between 4:00 and 4:00 PM. We're going to have a, like I said, the Rural Law firm is going to be out there Southside. Steve's going to be making an appearance, coming to hang out. It's gonna be great, gonna be fun time. I think now is actually when we probably should have started promoting this. You know, like I said, we've been doing it for three months now, promoting this event. 4:00 PM. 4:00 PM. Talked about at the beginning. I'm not going to bore you with it again. Like I said, everything's going good. It's going to be a good time. You got anything before we get out of here? 4:04 Speaker 2 So you should instead you just y'all should have just waited outside Cheesecake factory for hours on end until till they're ready to go. 4:11 Speaker 1 That was the consensus amongst my family is that I'm being irrational because I don't want to wait outside in 90° sweltering heat or a table. And I'm like, I just don't want to do that. Like I, I got hot dogs in the fridge, dude. 4:27 Like, let's do it. So anyway, it was, it was a good night. We, we had a good time and ended up going to Waffle House because, well, I won and it was good. Megan hates Waffle House. That's I don't know why women think it's bad. It's it's a good spot. 4:43 Speaker 2 Yeah, I can only really eat it if it's late the night and I'm real drunk. But you could have took the family to one in Alabama and y'all could have smoked cigarettes in there because they still let you do that in Alabama. 4:52 Speaker 1 That sounds terrible. That is that is the only no, it's not a liberal law. I don't know what law that is. It's it's a it's a law, right? That was passed that immediately I was on board with, and I probably shouldn't have been because especially back then, I leaned a lot further right than I do now. 5:09 And I remember being in California when it first started and I was like, why is nobody smoking here? You know, And they're like, oh, we banned, we banned it. This is back in like 1998. And I'm like, this is the greatest restaurant ever. And then I found out it was all over California. So California was the first state to do that. 5:25 And they were right. Because I'm sorry, man. Do you want somebody smoking next to you when you're at like a Sizzler? 5:31 Speaker 2 No, but when it comes to Waffle House, like, I love walking up to a Waffle House and you see the cook out there just smoking cigarettes and hanging out, talking to his employees like this food's about to be awesome, baby. It's about to be good. He he's got a little hint of a liquor on his breath. You're like, oh, yeah, he's about to be good. About to cook it up. Right. We, we got our local 1 here in Moreland and we go there all the time. 5:49 Oh, Brad. Oh, Brad, baby. Hell yeah. He's. 5:52 Speaker 1 You know, you know the Cook's name. 5:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, we talk often. 5:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, we talk often. He's he was actually we had a what's that called? Live PD that came down here the last Christmas or the the year before the winter time and he got arrested on Live PD. He was wearing a Santa hat and everything. It was pretty funny, quite hilarious. 6:08 Speaker 1 What did he get arrested for? 6:10 Speaker 2 I think he had a warrant or something and they pulled him over. He was almost at the house. They pulled him over right there at the Waffle House. He was going to work, had like a headlight or tail light out and they pulled him over and took him to jail. But he's been doing good lately, so. 6:22 Speaker 1 At least it wasn't nothing to do with the food. Oh. 6:24 Speaker 2 No, no, no, no. He's a good cook, great cook. And that's. 6:28 Speaker 1 That happens a lot where those guys, they, they, they mess with the food. And Megan was, she worked at a Oh my God, what's the name of the restaurant? It's like a, it's a, it's a steak restaurant in Pennsylvania. And one of the kids that she graduated high school with got arrested because he was peeing on the steaks. 6:44 Oh. 6:44 Speaker 2 God before or after they were cooked? 6:46 Speaker 1 Like as they were cooking, he was peeing on the grill and they caught him and he got arrested. 6:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, thank God, but that's a good thing about Waffle House. 6:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, I mean, thank God, but that's a good thing about Waffle House. You know, it's like southern hibachi. So it's just out there in. 6:56 Speaker 1 Front of you, Southern hibachi. You. 6:59 Speaker 2 Can see it all. You can see everything that they're doing because it's all right there. 7:03 Speaker 1 He's got the eggs and he's just chucking them over his shoulder, like edging your mouth. Grandma. She's like my teeth fell out, you know? Yeah, they do. 7:09 Speaker 2 Me doing tricks up there, pretty cool. They're talented, I'll tell you that. It's I love those restaurants where you can see that what they're cooking and what's going on. You know, he ain't got to worry about a cook just like wiping his nose and like sticking his hand in the the hash Browns after that. So it's God you. 7:24 Speaker 1 Know they do it too. 7:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I'm glad. Hopefully everyone else had a good Father's Day. Like I said, we went out to eat. I don't know what's going on with our situation because I went out to eat or last Sunday. 7:33 Dad and I are a little late I thought it was Father's Day the previous week. 7:34 Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. Just so we set this up better, what do you talk? What? 7:34 Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait. Just so we set this up better, what do you talk? What? When you say our situation, who's the? 7:40 Speaker 2 Hour, me and my dad. 7:43 Speaker 1 This is great. All right, Yeah. So. 7:45 Speaker 2 It was a week before last week, you know, I thought I texted him happy or happy Father's Day and he's like, you're a little early. I'm like, what do you mean? It's Father's Day? He's like, no, it's next week. I'm like, oh, OK, so we went and ate last week on like a Thursday. But now he's also working on real Father's Day, not the one I made-up in my head. 8:04 So we're also supposed to go out again to eat this week. So I don't know if it's another Father's Day thing or we're just, we're just going out to eat twice which. 8:09 Speaker 1 Well, that's good. That's not that's not a bad situation. Brandon. I thought you were going to say there's like drama, there's some type of like bad thing. Your dad wants to spend time with you. That's. 8:17 Speaker 2 Good. No. Yeah. As I say, we'll, I just didn't know if we're doing 2 Father's Day, that's what's going on. If we're just combining this year's and next year's Father's Day, or we're just no. 8:26 Speaker 1 He's just, he just wants to. 8:26 Speaker 1 He's just, he just wants to. Do you guys have like deep talks when you're together? Like, does he ever try to give you fatherly advice about what you're doing with your life? 8:35 Speaker 2 No, he's pretty much proud of what I'm doing and my my goals and you know, the way I'm moving through life so. 8:41 Speaker 1 That's good. Does he does he listen to the show? 8:44 Speaker 2 I don't know, maybe. 8:45 Speaker 1 I'm going to guess not. I'm going to. I'm going to say no. 8:48 Speaker 2 I hope not. I don't tell my family about what I do for the most part, kind of hide it, you know, except for social media. I mean, it's hard to hide fucking millions of followers. So they see that, they know that, and he thinks it's cool. So. 8:58 Speaker 1 Well, Speaking of which, can you get into that a little bit? This is pretty. That's pretty exciting. You know, guys, I, I'm gonna toot Brandon's horn here. I don't know if you guys have been paying attention. 9:00 or 9:00 PM. I'm like, OK, I guess I'll be here. 9:06 Speaker 2 Blow my Wiener. 9:07 Speaker 1 I'm gonna, no, I don't, I can't even joke around and say it 'cause I know that you'll cut that out, you'll clip it and you'll be like, look what jokes out of the show. That's hilarious. 9:16 Telling your millions of followers Tell your millions of followers. 9:16 Telling your millions of followers Tell your millions of followers. So, so Brandon, we, we've been sharing some stuff and on social media and I don't know if you guys remember when this show first started. I think it was like two or three weeks in, do you remember? We were like, dude, we were so excited. We had 5000 people a day that were, you know, looking at our content and we had I think 6 or 700 listeners and we were like, dude, this is cool, right? 9:39 But we had goals and those goals were in my opinion, very attainable, which were 10,000 listeners within one year. That was that was that was the goal that I set. Now Brandon, if you guys know Brandon, which you do, Brandon was like nothing less than 100,000 listeners will do. 9:55 And I was like, OK, I like it because he shoots high and then we come in low and that's fine and it still meets my goal. But anyway, So what I've noticed is, you know, Brandon's killing it on social media right now with his stupid Zen Ant thing, which people love. 10:13 And that's helping. But then also it helps the show because Brandon is able to share some of the stuff for the show, some of the content and get people eyes and ears on it, which we've seen the listeners go up. And we are trying to push that 2000 listeners per episode. That's that's really where I think we need to be because if we're going to hit really, I think we need to hit 4000 listeners an episode before the party, August 9th. 10:36 But you guys just keep paying attention, keep sharing. If you guys know somebody that doesn't know about the show, share Brandon's content. He's, he's doing a lot of stuff right now on social media and, and I just want to hit 400 followers. That's kind of where I'm at right now. And I've noticed every time Brandon shares something on his social media out of the, I don't know, let's say 100,000 people that like it, I will see everyone of your, it's so funny. 11:00 I'll see like 5 people follow me. So you know, there's, there's like 5 weirdos that, that, that look at your stuff to go. Who's this Chuck from the daily dose guy, right? So then they go to my page and they look at it and they're like, so the I, I'm, I only have the inspector gadgets that are following me because they're like really digging to find Chuck. 11:18 So but hey, you keep doing you baby. I gain 5 followers every time you share something from the people that really care well. 11:25 Speaker 2 That's what it is. It's just, you know, it's just you got to keep getting the getting it, getting people accustomed to it. You know, something new. Like I said, today is the 16th that this is released. 11:36 3 Months in So tomorrow on Tuesday, we'll that'll officially be 3 months since we started doing it. 90 days seems like it's a lot longer. 11:42 Speaker 1 God, seems like it's been, wait, oh, 90 days, but we're only 66 episodes in today. 11:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, as you got the, you got the, you know, the weekend and everything that we don't record on. But no, that's what I always have to tell Chuck is like, look, dude, we're on. I mean, it's only been three months. You know, it's not been that long. You know, it's not like we're just going to start a show and then it just takes off. I mean, people, you know, like Joe Rogan's and Theo Bonds, I mean, they've been doing, they were, Theo was doing his podcast for probably like five years before it really took off. 12:00 to 12:10 So I think we're on the right path. We're on the right track. We've got the social media attention and the attraction. So as long as we just keep putting clips up and keep putting episodes out there, I think people will keep on listening, man. 12:20 Speaker 1 And people and people do, especially with the the sponsors and you know, a lot of people they've asked me like, why do you guys only have one sponsor right now? Well, you have to one, what like Brandon said, if you've been, we have 66 episodes that they have to go off of. For somebody to invest serious money into a show, they have to know that me and Brandon aren't going to go yeah, yeah, we want X amount of dollars. 12:39 You know, say I'm just going to throw like $5000 out there. 12:39 You know, say I'm just going to throw like $5000 out there. They give it to us and then me and Brandon are like deuces and then we just walk away. So 66 episodes isn't really a lot in the podcast world now that we've been doing this. So we're we're hoping, you know, once we get 100 episodes on our belt, which is why we're having the party August 9th, which Brandon's going to talk about here in a second. 12:59 Once we get to that, that's when a lot of doors open for us and we can really start expanding things. But thank you to all of you guys, thank you for listening, thank you for following from the bottom of my heart. I know Brandon says this every episode, but I really do appreciate it. And the video, the Father's Day video, I know a lot of you have seen it. 13:15 If you have not seen it, go to the social media, check it out. The Father's Day video is done. Holy cow. Not only did a lot of you guys send in videos, Brandon, did you notice a lot of good looking people? I was kind of, I was kind of surprised that we have good looking followers, like, and a lot of women. 13:33 Something you're going what every time I got 1, I think there was one. The guy's name is Justin, I believe he sent it to me and I was like, that's our listener. Like that guy. I think he was holding a picture of his dad and he had a beer can in his hand and, and the, and the video was a porch or it was a portrait. 13:49 It wasn't landscape, even though I told him, I told him like 10 times to a landscape couldn't do it. So I was like, this is my guy. Like this is the, this is the listener that I do this for. But all you ladies, I appreciate it. You look great, all of you. It's a good job. 14:01 Speaker 2 Yeah, and then also with the sponsors is we don't want like 5 sponsors at like a low price because then it just gets to a fucking headache trying to figure out who we're talking about on which days. Apparently I I already don't put the right song in when Chuck's bitching about me with the The Duncan Brothers Band, who's going to be performing at our event August 9th, 12-4 PM Sandy Springs Pontoon Brewing. 14:20 They got a lot of good beers. Ghost Ghost Pizza Kitchen will be there. Like I said, we got the The Duncan Brothers Band. We'll go ahead and play that song right here. 15:00 Birmingham. And then we got Charlie Harrison doing acoustic set. We got Distinct Grace. They're gonna be doing a set out there, too. We got the Pierpong and the Cornhole tournament. E-mail sexyryeguy22@gmail.com to get on that list. 15:15 So we got the blow up slides for the kids out there. We're going to have the dunk tank. Proceeds go to the West Foundation for Leukemia Research. We'll be doing a live show out there with a goat who wears sunglasses and hopefully we can get them smoking some cigarettes. That'd be pretty cool. Pita might show up if they hear that part. So it's going to be a great time. 15:31 Y'all come out August 9th, 15:46 Yeah, another two months to get there. 15:46 Yeah, another two months to get there. So. 15:49 Speaker 1 People, now we can hit it hard. 15:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, now we got to double down on it. I'm thinking about bringing, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make a video with the, with the ants, be like, once I get them, 'cause they'll be in their, their new homes and everything by then and their Ant farms. I'm thinking about bringing them up there with me to get the, some of the TikTok crowd, Instagram crowd, like, look, we're going to be in Atlanta twelve, 16:09 Come see the ants also, we'll have them on display. We'll we'll give them some drugs while we're up there. 16:13 Speaker 1 So you know what's weird is I feel like we could make this a really strong Hindu event. So if we have the goat right, couldn't you feed one of the ants to the goat as a sacrifice? 16:27 Speaker 2 Do goats eat ants? 16:29 Speaker 1 Oh, I think Philly anything. I mean, if you put it on his tongue, he's going to eat it. And I mean, I figure why not just sacrifice one? Because you're going to have a whole army of them. 16:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, I did have to sacrifice one the other day. Accidentally crushed it when I was playing a gambling game. Oh, sorry buddy. 16:43 Speaker 1 Oh, on the screen. Oh, that sucks. That sucks. 16:47 Speaker 2 I've just been putting my phone in the in the anthill and just letting them pick the squares on Plinko or whatever the hell it's called. 16:53 Speaker 1 Have you won that way? 16:53 Speaker 1 Have you won that way? Have you won that way? 16:57 Speaker 2 No, no, I've not won anything. 16:58 Speaker 1 Ants seem really dumb. 17:00 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I just figured they have they got, you know, sensitive feet. 17:08 Speaker 1 Why? Why do you think they have sensitive feet? 17:10 Speaker 2 Because they use them a lot, you know, they're on their feet a lot all day. For the most part. They're doing a lot of walking back and forth. So I feel like they're extra sensitive on the bottom of their feet. 17:18 Speaker 1 Do ants sleep standing up? 17:21 Speaker 2 What do you mean? Oh, Oh. For some reason I thought like on their back legs when you said that. They're just like, no, I don't know. You know, we don't really watch their sleeping habits. You know, when they ate all that edible gummy, they were pretty geeked out and they were. They're just kind of laying on top of each other, like barely moving. 17:36 But I don't know if they were sleeping or just greened out. 17:38 Speaker 1 So I wonder if they even sleep? Does all do all animals sleep? 17:42 Speaker 2 I think they have to right? Then they take shifts I. 17:45 Speaker 1 17:45 Speaker 1 Don't know. This is a good. I don't know, because ants are weird. They're strange insects. I've never seen an Ant nap. Yeah. 17:54 Speaker 2 I don't know that's, that's something we can look at see that's going to be nice that we get the the actual Ant colonies in. Then you can see them on the side and see their living habits and we see how different, you know, they are. I got a Ant farm in the mail today and it looks very small. 18:08 Ant Farm I might have to order another one. I have not opened the package yet, but I'm like it's a lot smaller than I thought is what I was getting. So we'll have. 18:14 Speaker 1 To do. 18:15 Speaker 2 No, I got it off Amazon. Got three of them. We've got a black 1A, red one and a green one. It's like $85 for three of them, but I don't think they're the right size, so I'm gonna have to send them back and get a big one. I want a big 13 big ones. 18:26 Speaker 1 I want like a whole wall, like the whole wall behind you could be an Ant colony. That would be bad. So you got to make it though. You can just make it with the plexiglass. Yeah, I got to get. 18:36 Speaker 2 AI got to order another shed to put outside to keep the ants in there because I think we get some spiders put in there too for the spider fights. People love the spider fights. Also getting spiders addicted to drugs and then having them fight, that's fun too. 18:47 Speaker 1 Why would you put them outside? Why wouldn't you put them in the basement with you? 18:49 Speaker 2 I don't, I don't want them down here. And if something happens and they fall over and then I got ants and spiders all over the place, that would be great. I could see that happening. Like someone fall upstairs and it shakes the shit down here and then I'm just waking up covered in ants and spiders. They're just attacking me. I'm like. 19:04 Speaker 1 I'm not their God, Oh no. 19:07 Speaker 2 They're probably pissed. They probably would kill me. Probably be like a Bug's Life movie or something. It's cool. All right. Well, I guess. 19:15 Speaker 1 Before you get into daily dose of dumb news, because you're putting a verified home services commercial in here to all the folks and there's more than one of you that have messaged me about the commercial we do that is speed up tremendously. 19:30 Daily dose of dumb news Guys, that is part of the gimmick, OK? The gimmick is we don't want to take up a lot of time with commercials. So we recorded it and we put it on double speed. So it's like, and Brandon at one point goes, God damn it, whatever. 19:46 So guys, that is, that is how the commercial is supposed to be. So any of you that are concerned and messaging me saying, hey, Spotify is messing up your commercials, that's not Spotify, baby. That's our brainchild. So when you hear it, just know we're doing it because we're trying to get it over with as fast as possible. 20:04 So that's what's going on there. 20:06 Speaker 2 Message Spotify about that then they're going to be like what you know, let's check this show out and maybe they'll push it out more. I think they're they pushed it out great. I think we're at like 50,000 impressions for the month past 30 days so. 20:16 Speaker 1 That's almost That's twice what it was last month at this time. 20:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, so I think Spotify pushing it out, they're like people's going to be liking it, so that's good. Keep listening. Appreciate it. All right, we're getting to dosa Dumb news. 20:28 Israel and Iran trade deadly strikes in escalating conflict I got your daily dos Saddam news, 20:51 Speaker 2 Israel and Iran trade deadly strikes in a escalating conflict. So like last weekend, I think it was like right when we got done recording that night, probably about 10 PMI got the, got the news that old Israel's over there striking Iran. 21:06 They just freaked the fuck out. And they're just shooting their damn missile silos. Like I'm pretty sure the presidency, you know, they're doing a deal with Iran. They're trying to get that worked out. And they, you know, they told him, listen, now, Israel, don't fuck it up, OK? Don't do nothing stupid. And what does fucking Jews do? They fucking shoot the Iranians, man. 21:23 They fuck it all up. 21:23 They fuck it all up. So now they're freaking the fuck out out. They're like, please help us, US. And they're like, no, fuck you. You got yourself in this problem. And what I was realizing is I was doing some research on it. And the reason Israel needs the US to help them fight this war is because they don't have any fucking bunker Buster bombs and they don't have any enough planes to carry these bombs. 21:44 So it's like literally like you got like a little brother that goes and runs and punches some big old bully at the playground. And then he realizes he doesn't have anything else to fight him with. So he comes back and he's like, I need you to punch this guy, please. We punched him already, but why did you punch him black? I just wanted to punch him. 22:00 He was scaring me. 22:01 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, in all fairness, I know you don't agree with this. I like it tremendously because Israel is this is smart. This is very smart because they know they have probably the most pro Israel administration in office that they will ever have. Because I mean, all of our politicians have ran on the fact that they're going to support Israel no matter what. 22:22 So Israel was like, OK, while they're in office, we need to go punch them in the face because we know we're going to get a tongue lashing, which they are, and they're going to get in trouble. But at the end of the day, 1000% we send everything they need to destroy Iran if they ask for it because we don't want to deal with it either. 22:41 The last thing we want to do is get into a war with Iran. And if anything is, if Ukraine and Russia has taught us anything, it's that you can apparently send lethal weaponry to any country and say, go kill them all and you're not guilty of anything like Russia. 22:57 I can't believe Russia at this point hasn't been like on the phone with Iran going, OK, we are being attacked by Ukraine. You're being attacked by Israel, who's providing both those countries with the weapons to do it. And they're like United States. 23:13 I mean, if anything, this is how World War three starts. But it's because of Israel and our support of Ukraine, which anybody that's listening would cover two different administrations that made those decisions. 23:29 So there is no guilty party. There is no innocent party. It is what it is. But I like it. I mean, at this point, who cares? You know what I mean? It's 2025. Rock out, dude. You want to, you want to attack somebody, now's the time to do it. Canada better watch out. I mean, Mexico might come in and invade. 23:46 I don't know what's going to happen, but I like it. I think it's a strong move by Israel and it's going to be fun to watch us play out. 23:51 Speaker 2 I think it's a well, I mean, you know, the war is inevitable, inevitable probably. But at the same time it's like you don't tell nobody. You just start shooting shit. Like what the fuck is wrong with you? Come on now, get, get, get, pick up the phone and be like, hey, we're about to shoot some missiles over there. We're going to need you to get some bunker Buster bombs over here immediately. 24:09 They're like, no, you fucking idiots, chill out, OK? We already did it. We already did it too late. We did it. 24:14 Speaker 1 Maybe get the bunker? Maybe get the bunker Busters before you launch the first round of missiles. 24:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, it was a coordinated strike. And I'm like, oh, cool, They took them out. Then I started reading like apparently the uranium enrichment plants are underground in a bunker, and they didn't. I don't know if they didn't know that or they later blew it up and like we did it and they're like uranium over there. What the? 24:35 Speaker 1 Fuck going on, we did it. What'd you guys hit in the target? We killed 4 civilians and we broke the door down. 24:42 Speaker 2 Like what, y'all can go in and fuck them up for us? Apparently they killed the killed this guy named Salami I think. 24:51 Speaker 1 Why are they all named Salami I? 24:52 Speaker 2 Don't know dude, did they know it's like a delicious meat? 24:58 Speaker 1 Isn't that the one that Trump killed first time he was in office? 25:02 Speaker 2 That was Soleimani, this other dude was just straight salami. 25:05 Speaker 1 I apologize, what? What was the first one's name? 25:08 Speaker 2 Salami. 25:09 Speaker 1 No, that that's not the first one. 25:11 Speaker 2 Oh. 25:11 Speaker 1 Salamani. Salamani. And this one's name is what? 25:15 Speaker 2 Salami what is It's very odd to me that they have named after like meat cause salami's is that pork and they're not like eaten salami isn't. 25:24 Speaker 1 Salami, like a mixture of beef or preschetto or something. It's like, it's really good though. I love salami. 25:30 Speaker 2 Prosciutto is it's pigskin, right? 25:34 Speaker 1 I don't know. I love that too. I hope not. 25:36 Speaker 2 But that's what I'm saying. They can't eat that kind of meat over there. I just think it's funny. Their last name is Salami, and they're like, oh, I got a salami stick. You can't eat. Your God's going to kill you. 25:43 Speaker 1 Wait, what's your last name? My name is Bacon, Sir. All right, you're a general. Got to be a general if you're named after pork. 25:50 Speaker 2 Well, that's like the dude that took over Haiti. What's his name? Hamburger. Cheeseburger. Hamburger. Oh, country's being taken over by a dude named Hamburger. So I don't know, it just seems like A and Israel's Iron Dome does not seem to be working. I mean I think Iran's just sending so many fucking rockets over there and are are they still fighting with Gaza? 26:09 It just seems like a bad idea to start taking a war on like 2 fronts and that what Hitler did and fucked up his whole plan. 26:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 26:17 Speaker 2 Yeah. 26:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. But I mean, it's Israel, man. I mean, I just don't think, like when I was in the military, there was one thing that they were very, very adamant about during all of our training, which was Israeli. Israelis do not give an F when it comes to anything combat. 26:34 Like, you could be like, hey, we're outgunned. We're outnumbered 50 to 1. And the Israeli soldiers would be like, yeah, it's pretty good odds. Yeah. Yeah, we'll take it, You know. And you're like, what? I mean, they just don't care over there. I mean, they are they're, they're well trained. They're well armed because of us. And they're a good ally to have. 26:51 It just sucks that they're kind of getting us into something right now that I think Trump wants nothing more than just complete peace because he's like, God help me. I've promised so many people that I was going to be this peacemaker. And every one of our allies are like, let's blow everybody up so. 27:09 Speaker 2 That sucks. I mean, Israel's a good ally. I mean, what have they done for us? What do they do for us? Anything Or we just provide them Well so they're. 27:15 Speaker 1 They're a stronghold in the Middle East. I mean, you know, if if anything happens, like even after 911, we had to have allies that were in the Middle East. We relied very heavily on Saudi Arabia. And so we had the air bases in Riyadh. And then we started relying very heavily on Oman, which is next to Yemen, because we needed forward operating bases if we're going to go to war with Iraq and Afghanistan. 27:36 So right now, if we go to war with Iran, Israel is essentially becoming a United States base. I mean, we just are going to take it. We're going to take that entire country over. And we can put as many military personnel, aircraft, things like that. 27:53 So it's a good location. It's a forward operating location for us in the Middle East. That's why they're so important, because we pissed off Turkey. So we probably lost Turkey if we ever get into another war. We pissed off Saudi Arabia a couple times. So some of these bases are kind of not as strategic. 28:09 But dude, Israel is. That's where you want to be. I mean, you're right there on the front line with a military base. Come on now, dude. 28:18 Speaker 2 We could, we could. 28:18 Speaker 2 We could, we could. It looks like we could start in Israel and then we could take a nice 26 hour drive to get to Iran. 28:25 Speaker 1 Is that it? 28:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm looking at the map now. You got to go through Jordan and then Iraq. You got to go right through Baghdad and you cross over into Iran and then there you are. You'll probably get blown up as soon as you cross over into is Jordan cool with us right now? Is Jordan cool? 28:40 Speaker 1 They're they're kind of on the same boat. They're kind of in the same boat as Turkey. Like they're allies, but you don't know what's going to piss them off and they're only going to give you limited resources. But Iraq, we still have that so, but I think that's a little too close, right? 29:00 Speaker 2 I too close to what? 29:01 Speaker 1 Iran. I mean, how far is Iraq? Probably what, 3 hours? 4 hour drive. 29:06 Speaker 2 I mean, it borders it, so it's touching it. 29:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't want to go that close. 29:11 Speaker 2 Ah yeah, they got funny looking names too. I can't pronounce none of that shit. Auschwitz. Now they got Al. 29:17 Speaker 1 Shut up dude, it's not. 29:20 Speaker 2 Ahwiz, ahwiz. And then they got al Shabaka, Shabaka that sounds, I don't know, sounds dirty sounds scary. All right up next daily dose of dumb news Arkansas teen girl mauled to death while trying to feed neglected pack of 30 to 40 dogs kind of soul. 29:41 Arkansas Teen Girl Mauled to Death while Trying to Feed Neglected Pack of 30-40 Dogs This girl 17 miles outside of Little Rock. She was her and her mother were driving by. They saw this house had a bunch of dogs chained up in a fence Outback. Apparently they had been reported before about the, you know, dogs being neglected by the owner. 29:57 So this lady, this chick decides she's going to try to go feed them. And then from what I can understand is she went over the other side of the fence and then the dogs maudered to death. So the reason I think this is dumb is you got to you got to teach your kids. 30:13 You know you're trying to do good, but at the same time the the things you're trying to help are going to try to kill you. This is the same. It's the same idea of all the the blue haired crazy lesbians feminist over here trying to protect Gaza, say peace for Gaza, peace for Gaza. 30:30 When in reality, if you went over there and tried to help those people, you'd be raped and murdered. Same thing with these dogs. Same things with these dogs. They they are you think they're OK, You think they're all they're just sweet dogs. You know, someone's neglected them. I can help them. They're not going to hurt me wrong. They're going to fucking take you down. They're going to kill you same way did the. 30:47 Speaker 1 Dogs rape her. 30:49 Speaker 2 30:49 Speaker 2 No, I think they just kind of ate her. 30:51 Speaker 1 How's that the same thing? 30:54 Speaker 2 Well, they might have raped her, I don't know. They didn't put that in the story. I'm just saying it's a. 31:01 Speaker 1 It's the exact, it's the exact same thing as these lesbians going to Casa. They're going to be raped and the dogs not the same. I see what you're trying to get at. That's a good point. But God, I can't even I can't even defend her. I I really want to defend her because you said she lost her life. 31:19 Speaker 2 Yeah. 31:20 Speaker 1 See, I want to defend her, but have you ever been? So in like the the Bahamas, they have what they call pot cakes, which are just random dogs everywhere. And they just go around banging each other, producing all these random dogs. And they're just mutts all over this the entire island. 31:36 And if you're riding on a motorcycle around the Bahamas, you have at least 20 dogs just trotting behind you waiting for you to feed them. Yeah, there's always in a pack. You know, they do the thing. But I, it never even crossed my mind to go to like a gas station and go, I think I'll get a loaf of bread and feed these dogs because I feel like any wild animal, especially dogs, they're going to, they could attack you without any warning. 32:03 So. 32:04 Speaker 2 Or, or you could be like, you know, you, you want to give a kid, you know, some candy in the Middle East might have a bomb on them. You don't know, you know, But you got to, you got to look out. You got to realize the world's terrible place. And when it comes to wild animals, I mean, you can't, you can't. It's even harder to argue with than like a terrorist. 32:22 Speaker 1 What? 32:23 Speaker 2 A wild animal is harder to deal with than like a terrorist, I'd say. 32:26 Speaker 1 Why is that? 32:28 Speaker 2 Because they just, they just, they just have their animal instincts, you know, they just, they're just straight kill, eat. You know, at least, you know, Abu Baki over there, he's doing it for Muhammad or whatever. But these dogs are just like, I'm fucking hungry. I'm gonna eat. I don't care who you are. I'll kill you. Oh. 32:41 Speaker 1 So you're saying that OK, so she so they you think they were trying to eat her? 32:46 Speaker 2 Yes. 32:47 Speaker 1 I mean, they were hungry. Where was the mom? 32:51 Speaker 2 She wasn't there with her. They they they drove by, they saw it and they came back and apparently the neighbors saw someone had called the cops. Cop came out there and shot at the ground twice to get the dogs back up. But girls already dead. So I think the moral of the story is you just can't be kind to everything, you know. And if you are, you got to have a better plan about it because that's what they put, they put kindest soul like, well, you can be kind, but you don't have to be stupid to, you know, we need a little common sense when you're going to be kind to people. 33:15 Speaker 1 Did you, did you ever see that documentary where the guy lived with the him and his wife lived with the grizzly bears? 33:22 The documentary about the guy and his wife living with grizzly bears Oh, I think so, yeah. Didn't they end up eating them? 33:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, but do you know why they ended up eating them? 33:27 Speaker 2 No. Why hungry She? 33:28 Speaker 1 She got on her period. Oh, damn. So they, so they were out there living with these grizzly bears. And I mean, they were just like videotaping the whole thing. They had a tent and they're like, we're going to live with the grizzly bears for a year or whatever they're doing in Alaska. And everyone's like, this is a bad idea. They're wild animals and they're not your friend. 33:45 No, no, no, no. Everything's great. Everything's great. So they videotaped it. So they actually videotaped the night that she died. The grizzly started trying to get into the tent because she had started her cycle and they smelled the blood. And at that point, what are wild animals going to do? 34:00 It's like, how dumb are you, man? Like, I don't know. I if I, if I have a cut on my finger, I'm not jumping in the ocean, OK? It's like, it's just common sense, dude. Common sense. 34:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, I see someone to see like a shark on the on the beach, but Oh my God, we got to help it. You got to grab it. They bite your hand. 34:18 Speaker 1 Yeah, you see all these people rescuing bull sharks on the beach and they're huge bull sharks and they're trying to pull them back in the ocean. If I'm on the beach, I'm going to the store, I'm buying a knife, a very large knife, and I'm going up and I'm jamming it in the face. And then I'm taking it up on there and I'm going to filet that bad boy right in front of all the children and be like, this is what you do. 34:37 When God gives you a gift, you eat it. 34:40 Speaker 2 God wanted us to kill this shark or he wouldn't have rained it off shore. 34:43 Speaker 1 Or, or you could and then there's an Asian guy over there. He's just cutting the the dorsal fin off and putting it in his pocket and running away. That's what they do. That's what they do in Asia. 34:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's where they shark hunters get a bad name, because they'll just pull the sharks up, cut the fins off, toss that motherfucker back in there, then it just dies a slow death. 34:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, because I think dorsal fin soup is, it's worth a lot of money. It's really expensive for that soup. So they just cut the dorsal fins off and I'm like, I like shark. Have you ever had shark? It's good. 35:08 Speaker 2 No, I haven't. I don't know. I you know, I didn't quite know it was illegal to eat shark. Where can you eat shark at? 35:13 Speaker 1 Anywhere they're not protected. 35:16 Speaker 2 Oh, oh, they're just like protected on a pita pita. Just like, don't hurt the animals. 35:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I've eaten so many sharks. They're better than catfish, to be honest. But they're, they're just, they're, you got to have, you got to make shark steaks. So you cut them right like that. Once you clean them, you just cut them down the middle and you, you get shark steaks. They're really good. I, I, I, I think they're really good anyway. 35:36 Speaker 2 You got to clean them real well, right? Because they or cook them certain way. Because they piss through their skin. Sharks don't have a bladder, they just piss through their skin. They excrete through their skin. 35:47 Speaker 1 Is that true? 35:49 Speaker 2 Yes, look it up. 35:50 Speaker 1 Oh my God, that's not true. 35:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's why people say that it's usually associated with a bad like ammonia smell. People don't like shark like if it's cooked wrong because they they pee through the skin. That's how they do it. 36:01 Speaker 1 I've never been trained in cleaning a shark, but I can tell you that every time I've cleaned one I've never tasted urine or anything like that. But I don't, I didn't know fish pee. 36:12 Speaker 2 They scrape through the skin. 36:12 Speaker 2 They scrape through the skin. Yeah, so. 36:14 Speaker 1 So that'd be like, no, they come on, I'm looking it up. There's no way they do that. What? 36:20 Speaker 2 Are you looking at? 36:21 Speaker 1 They don't drink water. 36:22 Speaker 2 Right, they say, do they live in water? They got to stay hydrated but. 36:26 Speaker 1 You can't get hydrated off salt water. 36:28 Speaker 2 Well, they filter it out. They have they're fish. They filter out the salt. 36:31 Speaker 1 Oh my God. All right, here we go. Oh my God. How, how, how is it even possible that you're, you're you, you get this, right? So it says yes. Sharks excrete urea, a nitrogenous waste product. 36:49 It's not urine. Sharks do not have a urinary tract. Instead their kidneys produce it. They produce it, which then absorbs into their bloodstream, doesn't expel to their skin where it mixes with the surrounding seawater. This helps the sharks maintain their body fluids and regulate regulate their buoyancy. 37:06 Speaker 2 37:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, see so. 37:08 Speaker 1 Well I'm I am saying they don't fish, do not drink water. 37:12 Speaker 2 So you're letting fish drink water? 37:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, because that's that's like the dumbest thing I've ever heard. 37:17 Speaker 2 Do they? 37:18 Speaker 1 No. OK, here we go, dummy. No, they don't drink water. They absorb water, so. 37:25 Speaker 2 They so they're drinking it. 37:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, they're not drinking it, they're absorbing it. But. 37:32 Speaker 2 They still need. 37:33 Speaker 1 Water dude, you're so smart today. This is wild. This is a good Monday for Brandon. This is that's I. I never would have thought that. 37:41 Speaker 2 Yeah, Yep. So yeah, I mean, that's pretty much daily dose of dumb news is Chuck agrees that the Jews should just start fucking shit up. 37:48 The Jews should start f*cking up Just go wild. Don't be too kind. You know, you could be too kind and then it'd get you killed. So you just got to have a little, if you're going to be kind, got to have a little common sense about you now. Got to be a little smart. Got to be like, look at that and be like, I don't think that's the best way to do it. Maybe I should get a stick with a steak on it and toss it over. 38:04 Maybe I should not hop in the fence with these hungry ass dogs. Like now. Maybe if it was like 2 dogs, you probably could have fought them off, off maybe. But 30 to 40 and as soon as one starts going crazy, they're all just, it's just a fucking mob man It's crazy. So have you seen dogs do that? Like getting a mob fight before. 38:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I've seen it. I always feel like I could take a couple dogs though. Like, like when I used to run a lot outside, people would like their their dogs would be off leash. And it kind of drove me crazy because it'd scare me. Like I'd be running around the neighborhood and they'd come out like, like, like come at me and they'd stop and I'd like, jump back like a coward. 38:39 And I was like, you know what, next time that happens, I'm clocked, I'm going to punch one of these dogs as hard as I can in the face because I'm right. I mean, if you're, if you're out there in the road minding your own business and the dog comes running up to you barking, what are you, what are you allowed to do? Defend yourself? 38:54 So I'm like, I'm going to punch a dog in the face. And after I made that mental mental decision, it has not happened to me since. But I want to. I would. I would love to punch dog in the face. 39:05 Speaker 2 I think the best way to do it is if they're running at you, you can put your foot up, kick them right in the nose and you might be able to break their neck or, or they also say a good one is to take your hand like this and just jam it down the dog's throat. Then it can't breathe and it can't bite you either. Just just just choke it to death. 39:22 Let it die on the side of the street. 39:23 Speaker 1 I'm not trying to torture it, Brandon. I'm trying to defend myself. 39:27 Speaker 2 Defend yourself by killing it. They're an animal. They're not going to, they're not going to back off. 39:30 Speaker 1 I feel I can punch them pretty hard. My, my luck, though. I'd be out there running, be like a Chihuahua or something. I'd punch it and just kill it immediately because they're like on the ground just beating him. What'd you do? I was spinning to myself like it was a Chihuahua. What are you doing? 39:45 Speaker 2 I got sensitive ankles, damn it. So all right, we'll get into what? 39:52 The Chick The chick as a homeowner, the rule of thumb is if it can go wrong, it will. 39:59 Speaker 2 Damn it, Crabber won't flush. 40:01 Speaker 1 Whether it is your bathroom. 40:03 Speaker 2 Damn old squirrel crawled and AC got all chopped up pretty cool, but now my AC won't work. 40:07 Speaker 1 Or your HVAC system. 40:09 Speaker 2 Chuck, I just cracked your driveway. 40:12 Speaker 1 Or you need concrete work because, well, you're friends with idiots. So call the one stop shop to fix it all and get a trusted contractor to handle the problems that friends and kids 'cause sometimes the friend is most likely a kid. 40:27 Speaker 2 I appreciate that, Chuck. Call 678-304-7532. Our friend Nick will answer you and get you set up with options. That's verified home services at 678-304-7532. What the, Chuck? 40:44 Yeah. 40:44 Speaker 1 You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me, Chuck me. 40:49 Speaker 2 I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real. 40:53 Speaker 1 Good. What the Chuck? All right, dude, so every day, and this is a Father's Day special, people, this is a Father's Day special. Every day I am blasted with an array of quite possibly the dumbest questions any human being can ever be asked in their life. 41:13 This is my existence. OK, I I've got to the point now where if my kid asked me a question, any of my kids, I look at them and I go, you got one more for the entire day. Just save them. So what I did was today I every time I got asked a dumb question or any question, I put it in my phone and I said we're going to play a game for Brandon. 41:35 All right? It's called is Brandon ready to be a father? So Brandon, I'm going to ask you the questions that I was asked. Now, I told my kids after they asked me the question, I said, hey, I'm going to ask Uncle Brandon the same questions on the show and he'll answer because I'm not I'm it's Father's Day. 41:52 I'm taking the day off, OK? 41:54 Speaker 2 You're not answering question answerer. 41:56 Speaker 1 So I'm going to ask you the question and I promise you there's always a follow up, OK? It's never your answer is never going to be good enough. I will have a follow up. And then no matter what you say at that point, I'll go and I'll walk away because that's how that's how it goes. 42:13 Like I could, you can say whatever you want, but you have to answer the question as a father would. So I want you in this scenario. I am your son, OK? I am 8 years old and I'm going to ask you these questions and you need to answer them as you will one day when you're a father. 42:29 We're going to make the decision right now if you are ready to be a dad. I understand. OK, this is so stupid. OK, first one how do honey bees make honey? 42:45 Speaker 2 Well, son, they they go get the nectar, they get pollen out of the flowers. You know, you see all these flowers around here and you see that there's a beat right there. You see that? Don't touch it. Don't get get away, don't touch it, but they, they take it and then they go into their little home and then they throw it up. They throw it up and do these little cells, these little cell, these honeycomb cells, you know, honeycomb cereal that we get sometimes that's what it looks like, looks like that for real. 43:07 And then they throw it up in there and then they, they let it start doing its thing. The nectar turns into honey and then they put a nice little cap on it. And then once that cap hardens, then you got honey, son. 43:18 Speaker 1 So honey is B throw up. 43:22 Speaker 2 It is kind of nasty and when you get a little older I'll tell you what pollen is, but I can't tell you what pollen is right now. 43:28 Speaker 1 I'm never eating honey again. Well, OK, good job Brandon. So now your kid will never eat honey again for the rest of his life. OK, Hope you're proud of yourself. 43:37 Speaker 2 Well, I would tell him at that point to grow up, all right. There's a lot more nastier things you'll figure out when you get older, like hot dogs. Do you know where hot dogs are from son? 43:44 Speaker 1 No, no, don't ever tell him that they'll never eat it. OK, next one. 43:49 What is more dangerous going a mile underwater in the ocean or going a mile outside the atmosphere into space? What is more dangerous this is this is tough going a mile underwater in the ocean or going a mile outside the atmosphere into space. 44:03 Speaker 2 Oh, so we got a couple different problems here. You know, it's a lot, there's a lot of pressure going deep. You know, we it's a lot. I think it is actually a lot harder for us to go under the ocean because it's, it's a lot heavier. Water weighs a lot. About £8 per gallon there, son. 44:19 How many? How many gallons? 44:19 How many? How many gallons? You think you're in the ocean? Yeah, right. 44:23 Speaker 1 What? Oh. Oh, OK. You want to answer that? Yeah. How many gallons are in the ocean? 12. 44:29 Speaker 2 At least 12 more than that. It's a good start. You know, you can probably, you can probably bump your numbers up a little bit there, son. But weighs 8 lbs per gallon and you're under a lot of gallons of water at a mile down. How many, how many feet is that? They teach you that in school. 44:43 Speaker 1 13. 44:45 Speaker 2 Up close, 5280 feet. Now if you go up in up in space, you ain't got to worry about weight because it's weightless. You just got to worry about keeping your air inside. So I would say it it's more dangerous going a mile under the ocean than it is up in the atmosphere. 45:00 Speaker 1 OK, all right. I don't have any follow-ups. I'm just going to say, OK, I think you're wrong, but that's fine. All right, next, do bananas melt? 45:13 The ISS No, they don't melt. 45:13 The ISS No, they don't melt. They, I mean, they get old, they get rotten, they rot, son, rotten. 45:20 Speaker 1 But I just had a banana and I brought it out to the ball game and it melted in my hand. 45:25 Speaker 2 Was it a ice cream banana, son? 45:27 Speaker 1 Yes. 45:28 Speaker 2 That's why it melted. The ice cream part melted, not the banana part. OK, the ice cream on the outside will melt because it's made-up of cream and it needs to be cold. So when it gets hot it will melt. But the banana itself will not melt, son. 45:40 Speaker 1 OK, this, this is so funny. All right, is the song Black or White by Michael Jackson racist? 45:51 Speaker 2 Nope because Michael Jackson was black and white there son. Now he was some people say he was a pedophile but I think he was also just he was uncovering Hollywood's deepest darkest secret. So they had to make him look real bad and crazy and then they end up killing him son. 46:07 But no, it was not racist. 46:09 Speaker 1 What's What's a pedophile dad? 46:11 Speaker 2 It's when someone someone older than eighteen tries to touch someone younger than eighteen, son. 46:20 Speaker 1 You're failing dude. Come on man, you can't bring up pedophilia to an 8 year old Sprite. 46:28 Speaker 2 Point Do you bring it up to him? Got to tell him to stay away from the you know what if they're like, I have a friend at school, he sees me every day. He's 27. He comes up to the playground. 46:37 Speaker 1 That's a pedophile. OK, All right. I'll give that to you. I guess you're going deep. 46:42 Speaker 2 This is just like the girl who got mauled by the dogs because their parents are probably like you need to be kind. You're all so stupid though. 46:52 Speaker 1 All right, what was the first continent ever made? 46:57 Speaker 2 Some people call it Pangea. So all the continents were all together at one point. And then they we had a big old earthquake and they broke up and they spread apart. 47:05 Can the Earth ever be the same size again? Like if you look at this map here, see how they all kind of fit together. It was one big continent. It's called Pangea son. 47:12 Speaker 1 Can it happen again? 47:14 Speaker 2 Now, because they already broke apart. 47:16 Speaker 1 So they can't move anymore. 47:18 Speaker 2 Not in your lifetime, son. 47:22 Speaker 1 OK, two more. These are these are great ones, you see, So stupid. All right, so I'm going to set it up. You're driving down the road and you look over and there's a football field for a high school on side of the field on side of the road. 47:39 Speaker 2 OK. 47:39 Speaker 1 And your kid goes, hey, is that a football stadium? What is What is the size of a football stadium? 47:50 Speaker 2 Well, son, the field is 100 and what is it, 120 yards long and 50 yards wide? 47:57 Speaker 1 Oh, 'cause you're using the end zones too. 47:59 Speaker 2 Yeah. OK, OK. Entire field. Yeah. So that that's the size of that. But you know, if we go to, you know, the the high school, it's probably only going to hold about 10,000 people. But if you want to go to UGA one day, that'll hold about 60,000 people, son. 48:15 Speaker 1 OK. Thanks, Dad. You're doing pretty good. All right. Last two why can only certain things be recycled? 48:25 Why can only certain things be recycled? Because sometimes it just, it just turns. The junk just turns, turns too bad. It's it's too bad it can't be fixed, can't be helped. Kind of like your Uncle Ronnie. You know how he does all them drugs and we can't get them help just like that. He's lost cause, son. We try to recycle them for people. We call that rehab. Sometimes it helps, sometimes it doesn't. 48:42 But when they're too far gone, you just got to get rid of them and get a new one. 48:46 Speaker 1 OK. All right. Hey, you're doing, you're doing better than I thought you would. All right, now the last one, it's hard. 48:53 Speaker 2 Well, see, I think I'm doing better than you thought because it wasn't that long ago that I was 8 years old. You know, it's been a while for you. I remember what I was like at 8 years old so. 49:01 Speaker 1 OK, well, this one I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you a warning, OK? Because when this question was posed to me, it I had to think of, I had to get more information before I answered it because I was kind of surprised at the question. And I was like, OK, where's where's this going? 49:17 So if you need to ask a follow up, if you need to ask a question back to me before you answer, do so because if not, it could be bad. Here we go. So the question was, hey, So what were you and mommy doing last night? I think I heard you guys having sex. 49:34 Speaker 2 What do you think sex is, son? 49:36 Speaker 1 Oh God, you're good. Oh man, you're good. You are. Oh dude, you are well on your way. Well, obviously it's when mommy and a daddy kiss each other. 49:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, that's that's part of it, son. Well, just don't, don't tell your classmates that saw you saw him kissing, you know, don't Mommy and daddy love each other very much. So we do kiss each other. We don't tell. Don't be going into class saying that. 50:03 I hear Mommy and daddy having sex all the time. 50:06 Speaker 1 So Oh my God. So what the best part is with that question, I didn't ask the I didn't say I didn't make the last statement you made. OK, so I did ask the first one, you know, what do you think sex is? And I was told was when you and mom and you're kissing. 50:22 And I said so immediately I'm like, yeah, yeah, OK. Yep. We were sex and hard last night, right? So so I tell him like, yeah, yeah, you, you caught us, you know, we were having sex, you know, and then so that was the end of the thing. He's just like, I knew it. I knew it. 50:37 You guys are crazy, you know. So he walks away. So we're at the ball field and and I'm telling Megan about this whole like back and forth and she goes, well, did you did you tell him that that's not what sex is? I said, no, like, that's awesome. That's what he thinks it is. That's great. 50:53 And she goes, no, it's not. He's going to be on his iPad with his baseball team. Be like, dude, I totally caught my mom and dad having said, Oh my God, hold on, they're having sex right now. I'm watching them do it. They're what they're doing it hard, you know. So I was like, so now I have to reattack that conversation. 51:10 I have not done it yet as of as of this recording. My son has no idea that what we're about ready to talk about. 51:18 Speaker 2 But at least you're not in in school right now. That would suck. Before you driving Monday, going to work thinking about it, you're like oh shit. 51:25 Speaker 1 Dude, I, I, I don't know if it's worse because he's, he's got his like they, they do these, you know, now I don't know if they just when you were a kid, they have these summer like summer chats. So they have like groups of people when they wake up in the morning, they call everybody in that list and they all come up on their iPads as like all their friends. 51:45 So they'll just, they'll, they'll have it like Carter will have it sitting in his room all day. 51:50 Speaker 2 They're like in a Microsoft Teams meeting in the morning, all these 8 year olds like, all right, Carter Phillip, how's it going boys? What are we doing today? 51:57 Speaker 1 Fortnite. 51:58 Speaker 2 Hall is we got to update it for Fortnite there and then they. 52:02 Speaker 1 Do they do? And he'll walk around the house with this thing. So he'll walk around the house with his iPad. And I didn't know it. And the other day I, I, you know, I sleep naked. And then I, so I get up and I like, I look and I make sure that I scan the area and I'm like, OK, I can get up. 52:17 I put my shorts on. I go to the bathroom. I shave my head, shave my face. 52:17 I put my shorts on. I go to the bathroom. I shave my head, shave my face. And I come out and as I'm walking out of the bathroom, Carter's walking in. He's got his iPad turned around so I can see all the kids in this thing and they're like, hey, coach Chuck, hey coach Chuck. 52:33 And I'm like covering myself, like, what are you, what are you doing, dude? And he's like, he's like, I need, I need some Fortnite bucks. I need, I need 5 Fortnite bucks, dad, I need, I need them now. Like we're going in, we're going in as a team. And I'm like, what the hell, Like get out of here. 52:48 So anyway, it's rough. But dude, you did, you did really, really good on that. But I'll be honest with you, the way you answer them, you're only dealing with it for 10 minutes of your life. Imagine dealing with that every day. 53:03 Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe maybe you need to transition or make it a good learning moment to where it'd be like, all right, son, now look, I'm not always going to be around. You're going to need to answer questions. You need to figure out Google, you know how to Google stuff because I when people ask me stuff like it easily Googled. I'm like, come on now. Like what the fuck is going on here? 53:19 Speaker 1 So you want me to tell my kid to Google what is sex? 53:23 Speaker 2 No, no, no. Maybe not that one. No, no. 53:25 Speaker 1 No, OK, That's the problem is you never know what they're going to be. I mean, the the questions are just like, I don't, I don't understand. Like it's just out of nowhere. It's constant questions and I'm just so tired. What I might need to do is I'm going to have to have them start calling you. I'll be like, hey, Brandon said he wants to take this next 5. 53:43 You have a question. Call him. 53:45 Speaker 2 I'm on the clock, Carter, what's going on? 53:47 Speaker 1 What do we need? 53:48 Speaker 2 Turtles, they're awesome. All right? Don't throw, don't throw straws in the ocean. That's what they say. But I mean, how many how many turtles have you seen eating straws? Really. Yeah. I don't think it's that big of a problem either. You'll be OK. All right. Is it sunny outside? 54:02 Speaker 1 The honorary mention one, which is the last one I was asked was when he came out of the bathroom, he said if hand sanitizer is a thing, why don't why do we? Why do they still have soap in the bathroom when you're washing? Why do you have to wash your hands? 54:15 Speaker 2 Well, because hand sanitizer just kills all the germs on your hands and they just stay dead on there. OK, Soap washes them off and gets them off your hands. It could. The soap attaches to the germs and then it washes them off down the drain. They die somewhere else. 54:28 Speaker 1 You're pretty good, Brandon. I'll be honest. I think you're ready. I think you're ready to step up and be a dad. 54:33 Speaker 2 I'm going to no, what I would ask him. I was like, all right, so it's 99.9% effective. Why is it not 100 in their head? 54:39 Speaker 1 Oh God, why is it 100? 54:42 Speaker 2 So what happens to that .1%? Yes, that's right. 54:46 Speaker 1 So you turn, so you turn the questions around on them. 54:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, and let them ponder for a while. 54:52 Speaker 1 I don't know if they can handle it. They're the heads explode like they can't do it. Man, there's too much in there already. 54:58 Speaker 2 They'll be like, well, I mean, that's pretty much 100%. Well, pretty much, but not all the way. So I thought that next three years they're just thinking about it, what's going on? 55:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, three years later they go, yeah, I got it. And you're like, what? And then they had their start telling you like, I have no idea what you're talking about. I've done that before where you're like, what are you talking about? Remember that conversation we had in 2017? I think I got the you're like, what? I don't even. What are you talking about? 55:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, come on, You remember we went by the we went by Dairy Queen. And then Mama called Grandma and Grandma said she she said I'm not going to be able to come down this week because something happened. No, I don't remember that. I would do that with my parents too, just out of the blue and just say some shit like that. They'd be like, what? How do you remember that? 55:39 So well, that was fun. That was a good one. So all right, we'll get into a data dose to get your life together. 55:45 Voicemails Basically how this goes is we got people that call into our phone number, 404-890-0005. They leave us a voicemail. Please leave your name and where you're from. And basically, they just tell us what's going on in their life problems, you know, updates is sometimes they just don't want to talk to a therapist, can't afford it. 56:02 They don't want to tell their friends, they don't want to tell their families. So talking to stranger idiots on the the Internet seems to be OK with that. So we got ours here today. We'll go ahead and listen to it. Let me make sure my audio over here is on the right thing. Yeah, OK, here we go. 56:17 Download to voicemail. 56:24 Speaker 3 Hey, I don't know if you're going to get this, but I don't even know where to fucking start. OK, so I'm like, I'm an apprentice for like, you know, fuck it, electricity. 56:43 So that's what I'm doing. I'm like 19 years old. I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about, but I'm looking at an electrician's apprentice and so. 56:54 Speaker 2 I I got a box real quick, I say, said apprentice for electricity. Fuck it, keep it. 57:05 Speaker 3 Going recently, I had a job site injury where I fell off a 10 foot ladder and I broke some 4 lumbar transverse processes in my back. And so, you know, I've been resting for a little bit, and I met this gay girl and, you know, I'm crushing on her hard. 57:22 Like I'm crushing. Turns out she's not so gay. Oh, yeah. It's been like a little wild ride. But yeah, I just figured I'd call and tell you all about that. 57:39 You know, gay girls are pretty fire. Yeah. So that's not all I got. I'm not too interested. You. 57:51 Speaker 1 Know. 57:52 Speaker 3 Just I like gay girls. What? 58:00 Speaker 2 The fuck? Oh man. Dude he's an apprentice to electricity. He fell off the ladder and he I think he's on some good pain meds right now, but what he said he broke his 2 Dunbar. 58:12 Speaker 1 4 lumbars. 58:13 Speaker 2 4 lumbar, I mean that's your lower right? 58:16 Speaker 1 I think so, yeah. 58:17 Speaker 2 And then he found this. He say this big girl, is that what he said? 58:20 Speaker 1 This is a gay girl. 58:21 Speaker 2 No, But at first I thought he said big girl. And then he's like, it turns out he's crushing on her hard. Then he turns out she's gay and he's like, I think he's on a lot of drugs right now, a lot of pain medicine back. 58:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, this better not be another one that doesn't call or doesn't talk to us. Come on man. 58:37 Speaker 2 I mean, I think he's got a lot of free time. I mean, he's just sitting at home crushing on gay girls, popping pills because he broke his back falling off a ladder. See, this is a sign right here. Also, like I've been telling you about these ladders next time because you've been on a ladder twice recently. Third time's the charm. Next time someone asks you to get on a ladder, even if something like just need to change that light bulb real quick, it won't be that bad. 58:56 It's when it's going to get. 58:58 Speaker 1 You. Yeah, don't do it. I see. What's funny is, though, he said. 58:58 Speaker 1 You. Yeah, don't do it. I see. What's funny is, though, he said. He's 19. I feel like 19 year old girls don't really know if they're gay. 59:07 Speaker 2 Well, that's like the new thing in high school now is like the people will be gay for like a week and they're like, no, I'm not gay anymore. I'll go back to banging girls that go back to banging dudes. It's very odd scenario because you. 59:18 Speaker 1 Don't. So she's probably, she's probably off the chain because she's like, oh, this is way better, You know what I mean? 59:25 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's because you don't have any kids in high school yet, right? 59:28 Speaker 1 No, thank God. 59:30 Speaker 2 When, when's the When's the van? 59:31 Speaker 1 Again, she's in 7th grade now. 59:33 Speaker 2 Oh, damn, You got two years? Yeah. I don't know what the field's going to be like then. I mean, it's it's crazy now, from what I can tell. I know at our school, our high school, this was after I was graduating out of there, but August's younger sister was still there and they said that the vaping problem in the bathroom, they're running like a gambling, vaping prostitution ring out of the bathroom there at the East Coweta. 59:53 I was like God, allegedly for someone over here fucking sues me for saying that shit, but it was. 59:58 Speaker 1 Prostitution ring? Yeah, she was wild. 1:00:00 Speaker 2 Apparently they were like meeting up, going to the bathroom and they're doing gambling and vaping and. 1:00:05 Speaker 1 How do you How do you pay? 1:00:07 Speaker 2 I don't know, I didn't want to dig into it too far because I think I can get in trouble for investigating it, right? 1:00:13 Speaker 1 I don't know where was that when I was in high school, dude. Because, you know, it's got to be like 20 bucks. I mean, it's not like you have money. It's not like they're going to be like it's going to be $150.00 for everything. You're not, nobody has that money. So it's going to be like 20 bucks. 1:00:28 Speaker 2 One girl made out good at the opposing school, Noonan High School. She, I think she was giving out $10 blow jobs and she blew like the whole football team in the afternoon. Jaw was hurting probably, but I think she may have the good. Probably $200. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 Please, it's not good. 1:00:44 Speaker 2 I mean, for a high school prostitute, yeah, I'd say. I mean, you're at school. 1:00:48 Speaker 1 I mean, no, nobody's ever going to. How do you even get that subject out when you're dating? Like, one day you're going to have to tell the man of your dreams. Like, Oh, yeah, by the way, I had to run in high school where I was a prostitute. What? Like, no, he's going to be with you. Like, don't ruin. 1:01:03 If any girls are listening to this and you're in your teens, don't ruin your future, OK? 1:01:07 Speaker 2 I mean I'm not recommending it, but she didn't make good money in that one day. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 Message the show. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 Message the show. Brandon will cut you a check for 200 bucks. He'll take care of you so you don't got to turn to a life of prostitution. 1:01:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, I'd rather do that than see, see someone go down like that. And then but some girls, they they just did it for free, you know, They weren't, they weren't charging no money. They'd blow the entire football team for free, no charge. That's a bad woman right there. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 And you know what? Those women are respectful. Those are the ones that you can marry, all right? The ones that did it for free. You're like, OK, well, at least she wasn't a prostitute, you know? 1:01:38 Speaker 2 She just did it for the love of the game. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 So let me ask you a question, would you, if you were getting serious with a girl and two girls, All right. And one said 2 girls. You got to choose. You got to choose between 2 girls. They're both smoking hot. Tents. Tents. OK. And one said, Brandon, I got to tell you something. 1:01:56 I once slept with 10 guys off the the football team in one year. All right? Then you meet another girl and she said Brandon. I was a prostitute in high school and I was paid for sex three times. 1:02:13 Speaker 2 Who? 1:02:14 Speaker 1 Do you choose the prostitute or the girl that slept with 10 guys? 1:02:19 Speaker 2 Oh, we well, you see the well, what I'm originally or initially thinking here is the prostitute chick that slept She only slept with three dudes. So either she's bad at her job or she bad at marketing or something like that. Bad businesswoman. Because how do you if if the 10s how you only banging? 1:02:33 Speaker 1 Three. Oh my God. OK. Her price was $250, so it was just out of everybody's price range. 1:02:39 Speaker 2 Oh, that point, it's three dudes versus 10. You know, I think I'd, I'd probably go with the three, the three prostitute. Yeah, right. That's one you go with instead of the chicks. So. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 You're going to, So you're going to marry the prostitute. 1:02:56 Speaker 2 Yeah, I would. I would think Oh my God over the girl that banged 10 dudes on the football team. 1:03:01 Speaker 1 Because she didn't get paid, she was just dating them. 1:03:04 Speaker 2 Yeah, but if this other girl's charging 250, I mean, she's like banging rich dudes, you know? And then how about, I mean, the football team's got a lot of losers, you know, a lot of rough people all. 1:03:16 Speaker 1 Right. Hey, honestly, man, you shot me on that one. 1:03:16 Speaker 1 Right. Hey, honestly, man, you shot me on that one. So you really do your your body, the body counts is all you care about. You don't care about how she got, you don't care about where she got there, how she got there. You care about the total. So if a prostitute, So if a prostitute slept with nine guys and got paid, or a girl didn't get paid for anything, it's left with 10. 1:03:36 You're choosing the nine. You're choosing the prostitute. 1:03:39 Speaker 2 Probably, yeah, Probably. So yeah, just makes more sense. 1:03:43 Speaker 1 No it doesn't. It's disgusting. 1:03:45 Speaker 2 Well, 'cause the, the other one, the the, the 10, the chick that did it, you know, she just did it. She's a whore at that point. I mean she just loves taking Dick anywhere she can get it. 1:03:54 Speaker 1 But the prostitute's not. 1:03:56 Speaker 2 No, she, she's just doing it for work. You know? She's working. Oh. 1:04:00 Speaker 1 My God. 1:04:01 Speaker 2 It's different. 1:04:02 Speaker 1 It's not different. It's it's morally corrupt. She's taking money and she's doing it. At least the other girl's just doing it. 1:04:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, but she was doing it just because she's a whore. The other one did it because she needed some money. You know what I'm saying? The business thing, I'm very business minded. OK, I guess you know, it's just I. 1:04:23 Speaker 1 Don't get it? 1:04:25 Speaker 2 So all right, well, that was, that was pretty funny. I I want to listen to this first part again where he just said. 1:04:31 Speaker 3 Hey, I don't know if you're going to get this, but I don't even know where to fucking start. OK? So I'm like, I'm an apprentice for like, you know, fuck it, electricity. 1:04:50 Speaker 2 I'm apprentice for, you know, fuck it, electricity. I don't know if this dude's just like this or he's got to be on a bunch of drugs. So I'm going to get a hold of him and I, I've got a good feeling this guy will talk to us tomorrow. He sounds funny too. I think that'll be a good one, A good guy to talk to. So don't forget our party. 1:05:06 I kind of ran it down. Sandy Springs Pontoon Brewing, August 9th, 1:05:18 Speaker 1 No 364 more days till Father's Day everybody. 1:05:18 Speaker 1 No 364 more days till Father's Day everybody. So cherish those new underwear. 1:05:23 Speaker 2 Happy Father's Day. All right, We'll see you later. Bye.