Daily Dose 72- We're Off To War - The Daily Dose Show
2025-06-24
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:15 Garage Dog, FedEx Fails, and Delivery Driver Woes second day of the week second day of the work week it means we only got 3 left I got a new hat on today it's from Alaska my name is Brandon thrasher over there it's Chuck iron fist how you doing. 0:24 Speaker 2 I'm good man I'm in the studio and I have one less dog he's still out in the garage but this time because I was listening to the the audio from yesterday's recording this time I put him in there but I have the TV blasting vivo music videos that are pro LGBTQ. 0:41 So he's not my dog but but when he goes back when he goes back tomorrow that thing he's going to be flaming because he's out there getting down to I don't know I don't know this name of the words I just know it's a lot of Lady Gaga and. 0:58 That's really it just a lot of lady. 1:00 Speaker 1 Gaga a lot of bad romance going on in there dancing all in there Just Dance and everything he's going to have some moves when he comes out he might be licking licking wieners though that's we got a problem with our dogs they love licking wieners they. 1:11 Speaker 2 I I think all dogs do that and and sniffing butts but what's embarrassing is when you have somebody come over a female and the dog sticks its nose like it's just getting after it I don't know if that means that she's clean or dirty you know what I mean. 1:27 Speaker 1 It's definitely got some kind of smell to it you know like a walk even if you you know you you shower and you walk to the mailbox and come back a little bit of Tang in there and I think that's probably what the dogs are smelling they're like oh God hell yeah and it's even worse when the dogs still have their nuts then they're like Oh yeah I think this is for me. 1:42 Speaker 2 I don't have any dogs in my house with nuts thank God that's. 1:45 Speaker 1 Good we've got one and he's he's terrible he's bad about it so I keep telling my roommate that chop his nuts off but he won't do it. 1:51 Speaker 2 Yeah I don't know what what's the point of keeping them. 1:54 Speaker 1 I don't know he just he feels bad about taking his manhood is what he says I'm like well a dog 's going to die another 5 years sooner because it's going to get ball cancer. 2:03 Speaker 2 The dogs don't get ball cancer. 2:05 Speaker 1 Yeah they do that's that's one of the reasons they tell you to to spay and neuter or neuter them so they the balls can't get cancer in them. 2:11 Speaker 2 OK I've never heard of that ever they do. 2:14 Speaker 1 And say say it's healthy for the dog to remove them after you know if you're going to breed them for a while breed them you know but if you're not you know once you're done breeding the dog it's good to take his nuts off so he can relax and he's not so stressed out. 2:24 Speaker 2 That's what it is because when they have nuts dude they are high strung and apparently if you wait too long and then you get them neutered they stay high strung because they just don't know how to stop. 2:37 Speaker 1 They're probably just so if you took their nuts they can realize it it then. 2:40 Speaker 2 Dude this dog 's like the dog I have he's insane he's completely insane I don't know how he does it and eventually it was about 1030 this morning. He just like collapsed on the ground and went to sleep he could not even he could or could not wake up for like an hour and then after that hour he was back at it and I'm just like God this dog 's stressing me out like chill man. 2:59 Speaker 1 I can see you getting sued like you just start like a dog sitting place and then they find out you're making the dogs gay they're like he's making the dogs gay in his garage. 3:08 Speaker 2 I mean that's the only way every time a family goes by the window this dog barks it he's he's insane so he hears the cars going up and down. The road and FedEx trucks Amazon delivery trucks are the loudest because they're always opening and slamming those big roller doors and stuff and he hears it from like a mile away he's like wow deep arcs and I'm just like this guy he's driving me nuts. 3:34 I got to do this he's out there in the in the gay nightclub right now and he'll be there well I think I just heard him bark. 3:40 Speaker 1 Well I say we got a dude the Amazon drivers would be crazy dude we got this one this this one FedEx truck that drives around I mean he just bashes this hell out of it he'll be hitting tree branches the thing 's straight pipe he doesn't rip the exhaust out from underneath it somehow I mean it is loud I'm like how do they not fix this they just don't give a shit but Jermaine that's your 5th fucking truck so you just better keep driving that thing we're not giving you another one. 4:01 Speaker 2 Somebody we had speed bumps put in our neighborhood. They installed the big boys like these things are they're like ramps right you can you can get air if you go over them and the day after they installed them somebody put up their ring camera footage and it was the FedEx guy and he was dude he was going like 35 mph and he hit the speed bump and you know they have the doors open on the side they're just like open doors all you hear is what the. 4:31 Speaker 1 Oh that was. 4:32 Speaker 2 Great I'm gonna I'm gonna have to share that video it's hilarious. 4:34 Speaker 1 Yeah we the last encounter that we had with the Amazon driver is we were on the dirt roads out there in merriweather county and we were riding around one night and we see all these like lights and these headlights and we're like what the fuck 's going on so we we see all these side by sides that are out there we're like oh OK they're just hanging out well we get up there and this is this big ass Amazon van and then it's a 2 wheel drive like old ass dodge tow truck and they're trying to go up 4:58 this hill and now at this point the tow truck and the Amazon drivers. 4:58 this hill and now at this point the tow truck and the Amazon drivers. Truck is still stuck he's been out there for 2 hours he's like man I think I'm fired he's like any guy who got a beer or cigarette I mean he was a black guy and we were all just a bunch of white rednecks he probably thought he's about to get murdered out there in the middle of nowhere but we're told them we got him pulled out gave him some cigarettes and some beer and he's part of our video I don't know if he ever got fired or not but hopefully not we did post the video I think we kind of kept 5:21 out the numbers in his face but they might have still saw it so that was that was interesting because they'd be going places they do not need to go like. 5:29 Speaker 2 Through the the drivers and the tow trucks. 5:31 Speaker 1 The the drivers because these drivers I mean they've never even drove a truck in their life you know they're just driving like small cars like Nissan Altima and you know maybe like some crossovers or something like that and then they just toss them in this big ass truck and go all right here you go go go drive out there and I can't stand it when they like the the big ass box truck rentals that makes no sense to me how is that safe how can you just let someone get in these 30 foot box trucks and 5:54 just start driving them all over town. 5:56 Speaker 2 I don't know man they're kind of easy to drive I I've driven a few U-Haul you don't want EU hauls right like the 30. Footers yeah yeah I mean they're kind of easy to drive what sucks is and they don't prepare you for it is if you're fully loaded you're not getting over 55 you're on I 75 and people hate you and you're just you know putting along but if you do if you take a turn too fast it's over so they should give you some training but I'm more I'm mostly worried about women doing it like my wife I would never let her drive one of those things anywhere I'd probably I'm I don't trust her in the van. 6:07 they need like 3 more. 6:30 Speaker 1 Yeah that's about the biggest vehicle they need but then also you've got you know like if if you've got like AF 250 or F 350 and a trailer with some equipment on it maybe you only a 20 foot trailer God for you got to have acdl you got to have adot you got to have all this but someone some motherfucker in a 50 foot long camper pulling the trailer behind it with their car and maybe like a toy hauler or something they don't need any kind of new special license just not your normal license that you 6:53 got at 6:57 Speaker 2 But they make you have a special license for motorcycles right yes. See that's why I don't understand that like if you can ride a bike why can't you just ride a motorcycle that's one of the reasons I didn't want to get a motor like I was I was I was going through a midlife crisis about 3 years ago and I was like you know what I can do this again I can try to get on the the old hog you know what I'm saying I would love to be that guy on a Harley or an Indian like oh man how cool would that be but then I got to go through training at 40. 7:25 Who at the time you know dumb I would look the old man out there you know weaving through cones and they're like you're wrong you're stupid and I'm doing it with 17 year olds so that's why I won't do it so I wonder if there's a state that doesn't require it? 7:39 Speaker 1 I I know you can get your permit I don't know how long that takes and at that point you just can't ride at night with a passenger you can't have a passenger you can't ride at night and you can't ride on the Interstate but you can just like take back roads and shit how. 7:50 Speaker 2 Embarrassing is that. 7:52 Speaker 1 Just going on a 45 mile a dollar only road your friends are like come on shut up we're going I can't it's too fast. 7:57 Speaker 2 I'll get you guys at the next exit I'll get you guys at the next exit. 8:01 Speaker 1 Going to weave through all these small towns to get there I'll be there in 3 hours see you later so. All righty well if you're listening to us that means you're on iHeartRadio Spotify apple podcast be sure to leave us a 5 star review and a follow up got to help us out tremendously we got the Patreon up there it's down in the the description somewhere you can click on that and donate to us if you so please so wish some people reached out to us and wanted to do that like I said all shows remain free but we just use that for some paid advertising to get more exposure you know eyes and ears on the 8:30 show so with that we're getting to daily dose of dumb news. 8:57 Iran's Missile Attack: A Path to World War? happened yesterday you know it's it's getting pretty crazy it's kind of it's actually very dumb on their part but Iran confirms a missile attack on U.S. military base in Qatar as of right now of us recording it they have shot 6 missiles and they were all intercepted and nothing has happened the US has not retaliated at this point that we're recording this. 9:19 But this is very this got to be I mean Iran is just they're just not very smart are they I mean we told them we're going to blow up their whole fucking you know nuclear site we told them to get out of there gave them time to get out we're going to blow it up we're like all right we didn't kill anybody and then there 2 days later they're like oh we got to shoot the military base right now and then Iran 's over here talking to Qatar and they're like look we weren't shooting anywhere near you or 9:41 anything you know we love you guys we just hate the Americans that are in your country and now that kind of puts Qatar in the middle of it like oh. What do they say now do they tell Iran but thanks guys or do they say something about the US why well we kind of like the US here so they're doing the pickle now too like what the fuck are they going to do? 9:57 Speaker 2 I I'm I'm kind of blown away right now I I can't compare it to this right 'cause this is really the best analogy I can give and imagine a law enforcement agency find somebody that's cooking meth and they're doing it pretty heavy like they they're getting ready to flood the streets. 10:15 With more meth than all of the episodes of Breaking Bad combined OK just they're getting ready just release all this meth so the cops wait until the warehouse is empty and they just set it on fire and they go hey don't be stupid OK we're not we're not going to we're not going to take you to jail we're not going to do anything but we destroyed your meth OK and then the next day the gang bangers or whoever the drug dealers did a drive by on the police station. 10:45 That that's what I compare this to like like look man no nobody was targeted there were no there's no loss of life they got rid of the enriched uranium good for the world but at the end of the day it was like we're done you know we just we just want to be done with this we we did what we needed to do nobody else has done it and then Iran was like oh man you know we got to save face here you know what really help let's do a drive by now now you're just putting the world 's. 11:13 Radar everybody has you on their radar now and this is going to get bad I told you that I told you August 5th August 5th because right now if we go to war with Iran that's us Iran and Israel that's 3 we only need one more. 11:26 Speaker 1 For a World War. 11:27 Speaker 2 That's it you need one more. 11:29 Speaker 1 It's got to have 2 people on each side. 11:31 Speaker 2 Yep and right now you have you have 2 on one side and Iran is somehow hanging alone but Russia 's talking Russia 's talking. 11:40 Speaker 1 Yeah yeah I mean they're probably just want to see how Iran can play it out for the next you know couple of weeks see what they're going to do because I can just imagine the I mean people are bringing up what is it the dictator you seen that movie with Sasha Baron Cohen Oh yeah yeah yeah we've posted clips like that it's pretty funny but I like how Iran was like bring me 6 missiles I'm sure you want to you want to shoot more by no no no we only have 12 OK we only use 6 now OK we got to use that 12:05 we got to wait and hold on to the other 6 for later so I I it's just kind of. Kind of funny they probably shot it at him and was like I didn't really do a whole lot what the fuck do we do now so now they're probably scrambling over there and what do we think they're doing now you think they've got another secret uranium site they're like we really need a nuke now. 12:21 Speaker 2 No I do I think they have plans in place but I don't think it's a I'll tell you what this is this is my theory and I hope I'm wrong but if I was Iran and I had I don't care 5 right and I'm going very very low but I have 5 sleeper cells in the United states 5 guys. 12:38 I hadn't gotten married and turned western and you know became in love with America so I got 5 I got 5 guys and I go hey I need each one of you to attack a different major location on the 4th of July that's what I would do 55 attacks all across the United states different 4th of July festivities that would send a message now are you going to win no. 13:03 But terrorism is kind of the that's the point right is you don't win but you definitely cause loss of life and you get publicity and you get radio or news people talking about it so that's what I think they're going to do but I just don't with the missiles did you see the video when the missiles were coming in and somebody was videotaping it and and it appeared that they were at like a dance club or like an outdoor party in Qatar. 13:28 Speaker 1 No I think the only missiles I've seen was the ones that were being shot to Israel. 13:33 Speaker 2 You know so these ones it shows the missiles coming in to Qatar and somebody like it's like a nightclub because it's late at night there when it happened it was late I think late Monday night in Qatar when it happened and there it's like you can hear like the lasers are going and everybody is just standing there with their cell phones out. 13:55 Videotaping these missiles coming in and then all of a sudden the missiles just start exploding in the air and nobody clapped nobody even made a noise they were just like and then the the video stops I assumed that after all the missiles exploded they were just like I. 14:12 Speaker 1 Was? 14:13 Speaker 2 Like to to live in that environment these people in the Middle East they're so numb to it. You know what I mean like could you imagine if a missile got shot over Georgia over Florida right now everybody in the United states would stop what they're doing and just like I can't believe this is happening over there it's another Tuesday it it yeah they're probably. 14:32 Speaker 1 They're probably taking bets on like who you think shot that where you think that was going who you think shot it down they're like just taking bets they've got like a you know like a sports book up there at the bar at the club like all right we got a 250 it was Iran we're like we got 10,000 it was Iraq plus 10,000 you think it's Iraq I can see him doing that so I don't know I'm all for you know. 14:54 Hopefully we don't have to get boots on the ground hopefully we just blow up some more fucking sites and get them to chill out because I mean the next part for us would be what start targeting. 15:02 Speaker 2 People I hope not I I really do because I think when you start targeting people it really is a bad look in the eyes of the world but I also feel like that's how you get your point across I mean we ended World War 2 that way yeah. 15:16 Speaker 1 What do we do we just? I don't know why we just like do target attacks on like salami and his cold cut brothers. 15:22 Speaker 2 That's that's if if if I was president I'd be like why don't we just take out the leader and tell the secession like the rest of the people in secession like hey if you take over and you say one bad thing you burn one American flag you do anything in to incite any type of riot you'll be next and then they'll be like OK. 15:45 I love America you know and like next thing you know there's bucky's and Home Depot 's popping up all over Iran it's a good thing. 15:52 Speaker 1 Yeah that that 'd be a funny movie I could see like it's kind of like the dictator but different like you were like 4th in line you know and you're like Oh my God and it just it's over the course of like 6 months they just keep talking shit and get blown up so you you got to devise your plan what you're going to say when you get up there and you just got to be real careful because you don't want your own people to kill you but you don't want America to kill you I think that 'd be a good basis 16:00 that's good that that'll cover you that's great blows my mind. 16:12 for a movie just like better watch what you say there. 16:14 Speaker 2 It's a terrible terrible spot to be I would not want to be the leader of any of those countries right now. 16:19 Speaker 1 But that's how they'll collapse they'll just like I don't want to be leader you'll be leader. 16:23 Speaker 2 Well yeah I mean if you think about it right now who's in charge of Iraq do we know I. 16:27 Speaker 1 Don't not a fucking clue they've been pretty fun. 16:29 Speaker 2 Because he's he's doing a great job whoever whoever he is he's a great leader because you know he's over there like. You know not saying nothing because that's what happens if you once you've been once you've seen that happen look what happened to Saddam he got put on trial of his own people and got hung in the street if you're if you're having me take over for that guy I'm not doing anything to piss off anybody especially a major like that's the problem if I was in politics because I wouldn't want to piss off China I wouldn't want to piss off the United states I wouldn't piss I wouldn't want to piss off 17:02 Russia so I'm going to be you know Switzerland. And this whole thing I'm out like just I'm over here Yep Yep I'm saying yes to everybody I agree with you and I hope you win and yeah. 17:12 Speaker 1 If if it's my best but yeah Switzerland 's bite y'all do whatever you want but if you cross over our border we're killing you we're shooting you I? 17:19 Speaker 2 Don't know would. 17:19 Speaker 1 They I think that or maybe I'm thinking of Poland there was one country here recently that put a whole entire new border around their country and they told them they're like if you come into our country you will be killed. 17:33 Speaker 2 I think it was Switzerland because Switzerland is known as the most neutral country in the world because they that's where all the world 's money goes because they will they will allow any banks to have anybody 's money so they have a lot of the terrorism money goes through Switzerland but also a lot of the American money goes through Switzerland they don't care so I kind of like it I kind of think that would be a good way to live. 17:56 Speaker 1 Yeah maybe so we'll see I'm gonna say at once this comes out I might be deployed already we'll see what happens. 18:02 Speaker 2 We'll talk about that shortly all. 18:04 Composting Bodies and School Attendance Laws in Georgia Right up next new laws taking effect in Georgia on July first we've got more than 100 new laws being put in obviously I'm not going to read them all but I found some dumb ones and a few interesting ones that are like I don't know about that so up first we've got SB 241 do you want to try it Nah never mind. 18:24 Allows composting of human remains as an alternative to burial or cremation requires facilities to be licensed by the Funeral services so if I'm understanding this right there's going to be just like plots outside these funeral homes they're just letting bodies decay right just letting them just rot. 18:45 Speaker 2 No it's that isn't that the green bag. 18:50 Speaker 1 You talk about they just put them in a bag and they just let them deteriorate. 18:53 Speaker 2 So so they put you in a green it's like a big green compost bag and they put you in it and they put soil in it with you and they put like a tree they plant like a tree inside of it and you just go into a hole that's I mean it's small it's like 3 by 3 feet wide and you know circumference they drop you in and then the tree sprouts out and your body is what feeds the tree. 19:18 Speaker 1 Yeah but I thought once you died you became really toxic. 19:22 Speaker 2 No no you just do you you feed the insects every everybody wants a little piece of that. 19:29 Speaker 1 I've seen the tree thing before where you get buried in a tree but I could have swore it came out and the company was like a scam because I thought it was just killing the trees like the trees can't grow out of a body at the first point because all your toxins and everything all your piss and whatnot drains out of you right stop and I'd say piss pot outside and ain't no trees growing right there. 19:48 Speaker 2 No but you your urine is the minuscule amount of what's in your body your body 's what 80% water. 19:56 Speaker 1 Yeah but it's pretty I think it's bad water. 19:57 Speaker 2 No isn't it salt water it's good water I I think that's what they're talking about is using human remains for fertilization? 20:06 Speaker 1 I think we are made-up of salt water right we're like a salt battery with the electrolytes in our in our body in our blood that's salt. 20:13 Speaker 2 I don't know man I I I just know that we're not we're not toxic. 20:18 Speaker 1 I don't know maybe so I just kind of thought you know it was. I just I mean I when I first heard of this I thought there was going to be like bodies just laying Outback just like decomposing in the ground I'm like what are they going to do keep kids from like poking it with sticks and throwing rock bodies and eyeballs out. 20:33 Speaker 2 I think have you ever like because I've always wanted to be buried in my backyard I I always told Megan that's the way to do it if if I die dig a hole. Right make sure you videotape it all so that way there's evidence and I'll even put it in like a will like a recorded will like hey I told her when I die bury me Outback because once you're buried allegedly once you're buried and there's no like foul play it's against the law to dig you up. 21:01 Speaker 1 Oh but that's going to be bad for the resale value if she wants to move homes isn't it? 21:04 Speaker 2 That's that's the point then she never has to pay the mortgage again because they can't kick her off the property because I'm buried Outback so I think she owns it. 21:12 Speaker 1 I think they could I think they would just turn into like a graveyard right there in the middle of your neighborhood God damn all their property values plummeted because this motherfucker want to be buried in his backyard and now his wife doesn't pay on the House it just witnessed yet they evicted her she's somewhere else and they can't do nothing with the house we can't sell it they're just squatters living in there there's 10 people buried Outback like fuck you Chuck you're one last screw you 21:35 to the neighborhood yeah I think the HOA would have a field day with you being buried out back. 21:41 Speaker 2 That's how I'm getting back at them I hate RE 2 A that's. 21:44 Speaker 1 Funny so all right here's a here's another dumb one makes the 4th Friday this is HB 233 makes the 4th Friday in November of each year national sugar cane syrup day in Georgia also makes Brunswick Stew the official Georgia State Stew and cornbread the official Georgia State bread bans companies owned by a foreign country of concern from submitting a bid or proposal for a contract with. 22:11 State agencies so I guess that means Curry is not going to be an option when Georgia votes on their next Stew how many fucking stews do we got and why do we need this why do we need this to be a law how much money did our congressman make coming up with this stupid fucking bill dumbest thing ever. 22:30 Speaker 2 You. 22:30 Speaker 1 Name another Stew. 22:34 Speaker 2 Beef Stew. 22:36 Speaker 1 Oh God I mean I know Brunswick stooge from Georgia was created here I think I was created in Brunswick Georgia would make the most sense I know here in more than where we live we got a Louis grizard had a very famous. Brunswick Stew I don't know what else he did besides that that's all they taught us here at school was like you know Louis grizard this building 's up there he made good good Stew good up. 22:58 Speaker 2 So what's the what's the sugar cane thing. 23:01 Speaker 1 23:01 Speaker 1 I don't know it's they don't tell you a whole lot I mean is that a big thing in Georgia sugar cane syrup I mean we got rid of Aunt Jemima now we just got this bullshit holiday we should make it Jemima day that's what we should do are they. 23:13 Speaker 2 Going to like let people off of work for it. 23:16 Speaker 1 I don't know they probably ain't figured it out yet they're probably I don't know what are we just going to drink a bunch of syrup that day I'm sure I mean is it going to be like a local restaurants have some kind of breakfast pancake deal you know they just get covered in syrup they got to wait. 23:28 Speaker 2 It's the 4th Friday of every November yes isn't that Thanksgiving the. 23:35 Speaker 1 3rd Thursday yeah so maybe this is like AI don't know I don't know what they're doing. 23:41 Speaker 2 That's a weird that's a weird place to put it. 23:44 Speaker 1 Well I guess they couldn't put it on Black Friday because that's already Black Friday so they couldn't do it then black. 23:49 Speaker 2 Friday is not a holiday. 23:51 Speaker 1 I think it is a national it's a federal holiday no. 23:55 Speaker 2 Black Friday is just for shopping it's a shopping. 23:58 Speaker 1 Holiday Oh well well now we got sugar cane syrup the next following Friday and that'll be a legit one apparently so. This one 's actually kind of cool SB 123 revises school attendance law so that no student is expelled by a public school due solely to absenteeism there's some other more bullshit in there but essentially now you can miss as much school as you want as long as you're you've got passing grades which I think is kind of cool because that was my problem at school was like I I can do this shit you know in my sleep but I just hate being in class like just let me leave so more in my. 24:34 Junior and senior year I would skip more because I could drive I could get out easier but I never got to a point where you know it was where I could possibly be expelled for the amount of school I missed but I know some kids do they would miss like 50% of the school year and they still have decent grades but they would get in so much trouble for it so I I kind of think it's OK but they're also coming out with this other program to yeah requires local boards of education to adopt policies and 24:59 intervention plans for chronically absent students. 25:03 Speaker 2 OK. This is a terrible terrible thing that you said it's OK just because you got passing grades that's terrible Brandon I'm a huge advocate of this I hate I hate that kids are missing school truancy is a serious serious problem in America and what happens when kids aren't in school what are they doing. 25:23 Speaker 1 See that's where that's a slippery slope is they're doing drugs or doing they're doing bad shit mischievous stuff. 25:28 Speaker 2 So that's why they go to school so I think that that should. What was the actual law that they can't be expelled from missing school? 25:35 Speaker 1 They can't be expelled solely due to absenteeism so now out there. 25:41 Speaker 2 I mean I thought how is that not already a law why would you expel somebody because they're missing school. 25:48 Speaker 1 Because I mean I don't know you're wasting taxpayer dollars maybe I don't know. 25:52 Speaker 2 It's like it's like that's what they want I mean the kid doesn't want to what they should do is make it a law where if you miss so many days you have to go to weekend school or you know Saturday or what's it called. 26:04 Speaker 1 Summer school. 26:04 Speaker 2 Summer school you miss so many days you have to go to summer school and summer school needs to be legit like exactly what it is during the regular year so if you miss 10 days boom see you in the summer Brandon have fun with that Monday through Friday. 26:18 Speaker 1 Oh God that's fucking terrible see as a kid I would I would hate that even more ain't no way I'm going to summer school that's crazy. 26:24 Speaker 2 And then if you don't go to that then they make you go to night school and then you got to go to summer school regular school and night school. 26:31 Speaker 1 I don't know man I I think it's if the kids don't I don't know it's like I said it's slippery slope you know like if they're if kids are doing good in school and they're bored and they're not I mean if they're not out there robbing people and you know having like sex with homeless people then I think it'd be OK. 26:47 Speaker 2 But why why would they be having sex with homeless people. 26:50 Speaker 1 Kids do wild shit when they're not in school you know I'd be the only people they can find so we got a couple more here we got SB 213 makes it a violation of the fair business practices act of 1975 for any person to provide scholastic cheating services to any student or exam this is a big one right here I don't know if companies are actually going to be scared but we used to use. 27:15 Math lab I think back in the day or math something like that you would just scan the math problem and then it would pop up with the answer and you had to pay like 5 bucks a month to get the you know how it was done show your work but that was a big thing with kids but now ChatGPT is huge for in school so I don't know how they're going to ban ChatGPT for that I don't know if like if you're in Georgia and. 27:39 I don't know if chat but QBT can see if you're in Georgia or not they're going to be like Nope can't help you with your school work so I don't know how they're going to really enforce this but I understand where they're going because a lot of technology it's so much easier for kids just to cheat I mean it's so easy nowadays you get a little Apple Watch you just slide it up you know just check it real quick got the answer on there boom you get to go 100% every time. 27:59 Speaker 2 So how would a how would an instructor know if you use ChatGPT for like an essay. 28:05 Speaker 1 They have what they call ChatGPT like AI detectors but then they also have you know where you take your thing and you put it in a checker and then if it comes up where it's you know screwed up you have that checker go ahead and change it for you so it's a constant battle going back and forth on new AIS that are out there you got the you got the AIAIS the teachers and faculty using to try to catch the kids that are cheating and then you got. 28:28 AIS that's on the the student side that's trying to you know outsmart the other AI so it's just a constant battle of AIS right now. 28:36 Speaker 2 God I would hate to be a teacher. 28:38 Speaker 1 Yeah it's rough it's crazy right now. 28:39 Speaker 2 Like a real teacher I mean I am a teacher Brandon. 28:41 Speaker 1 Oh yeah yeah but dodgeball can't can't you BT your way out of dodgeball can you ask them how not to get hit in the face all right go run that mile the ChatGPT ain't going to do you for do it for you. So that that's one all right what do we got here we got 2 more HB 58 bans the operation of unmanned aircraft within 400 feet of or above ticketed entertainment events so cracking down on the drones people out there with the drones filming the event and whatnot I don't know what the the reasoning behind this though are we having like drone crashes in the sky and they're falling down taking people out because you don't hear. 29:21 New Laws: Drones Banned, Public Animal Sales Restricted I'm sure it happens but you don't ever hear of someone 's ear getting like clipped by a drone as it goes by like usually these pilots are pretty trained for the most part they know what they're doing but is this their worry or are they worried about something else. 29:31 Speaker 2 No I actually know the answer to this this is this is crazy so with all of the you said ticketed events right yes so ticketed events anybody that has a ticketed event so like any artist or musician or comedian or anything like that if they have a ticketed event they get paid based on how many tickets they sell correct. 29:51 Yes so let's say they have 10,000 people in attendance they get paid for that well what they're supposed to do ASCAP ASCAP is the union I guess it was the best way to explain it the union for musicians every time you have one of those events you're supposed to report that to ASCAP and then they pay you. 30:15 Based on how many people heard the music so you're supposed to be double dipping so not only do you get paid for the event for people to show up and see the live show but you get credit for that many listens on a song or an album or whatever so yeah will taught me this so like and it was funny because will was like hey you ever do any shows for like 1000 people and I'm like no he's like oh if. 30:37 Speaker 1 You ever do. 30:38 Speaker 2 You should he's like what even if you do a show for say 500. You should report those numbers to ASCAP because they will pay you based on how many people were in attendance and heard that song that you sang and I was like cool so with the drones if they come in they're then able to videotape or record part of that performance which can never be reported so ASCAP can never be told about it the artist can't know how many people it's being live streamed to or who it's being live streamed to so therefore it's just ripping off the artist. 31:11 So I think that's the reason they're doing it which makes sense because I mean let's be honest if you if you could fly like like hellfest we were talking about they didn't they didn't they didn't live stream that if you had a drone that you could get into like 30 feet from the stage and record all these acts Oh my God that 'd be you'd be able to live stream that and get money for it. 31:30 Speaker 1 So so if the band goes out there let's say they've got 10,000 people out there they're getting paid 10,000 from Ticketmaster or whatnot and then they're also going to get paid 10 thou or. 10,000 people to ASCAP but if they also have their own drone out there and they're live streaming let's say another 10,000 people does that count. 31:47 Speaker 2 Then they could then they could count that as well and they 'd get paid from that as well to ask I feel like they. 31:53 Speaker 1 They would want so they what what the artists want is they want to know who's flying the drone and where it's streaming to so they can take those numbers and report it. 32:00 Speaker 2 Yeah because the artists can have them so even though they're saying like ticketed events you can't it it prevents this which I I guess that makes sense because the artist wouldn't need. To have a drone do it they could just use the cameras that are already set up for like you know the the big screens and things like that but if if you're an artist and apparently this is what they're doing now is you're triple dipping because you're getting the ticket prices which these bands get a lot of money like you look at hellfest the headliners for hellfest were making north of 50,000 close to $100,000.00 just to play that one show that's what they're getting off tickets. 32:37 Now when they get back what did what did Chris tell us how many people were in attendance. 32:43 Speaker 1 I can't. 32:43 Speaker 2 Was it 200 was it 200,000 over the entire 4 days Oh yeah? 32:47 Speaker 1 I think that's what it was just 50,000 a day something like that. 32:49 Speaker 2 So so now you're looking at you you go to ASCAP they're like hey we just played in our entire you know these 20 songs for 50,000 people so you're getting paid for that. 32:59 Speaker 1 You mean to tell me like if I if I just had like 1000 people meet me in a field somewhere and I just sung them like Bradley 's in a Cadillac out there I could just report that and get paid off of it. 33:08 Speaker 2 But you have to be registered with ascat. 33:10 Speaker 1 Oh OK well I need to get on that what. 33:12 Speaker 2 About like it's like being part of the union. 33:15 Speaker 1 But it has to be a song right we couldn't just go out there and do like a podcast report that to him. 33:19 Speaker 2 No unless the podcast is for sale and you know let's say we have this streaming for 99 cents a stream. Then you could say hey we just did the podcast for 1000 people and they 'd give you credit for 1000 downloads. 33:31 Speaker 1 Oh damn man I do that that sounds pretty good. 33:35 Speaker 2 Sounds pretty good I guess I mean you know how hard that would be you got to be making real money even off 1000 downloads you're maybe going to make 100 bucks. 33:43 Speaker 1 OK so I mean that's like we get 1000 about a day so that 'd be what 500 bucks a week that we get. 33:50 Speaker 2 Oh you're saying but then we have to make these charge we have to charge for this. 33:54 Speaker 1 Oh damn what if we had a free version and a paid version. 33:57 Speaker 2 Who would be dumb enough to do that? 33:58 Speaker 1 Well you wouldn't have to buy it or would they have to buy it just kidding I don't know all right well maybe there's something there I didn't know that that's kind of cool so. 34:08 Speaker 2 You have to look into it do some research talk to will he loves talking about that and I don't really understand a lot of it. 34:13 Speaker 1 What if I just was like performing in the street in like downtown Atlanta next to like a big nightclub or something I'm just catching people as they're walking out like what are you what? 34:20 Speaker 2 Are you performing? 34:22 Speaker 1 Bradley 's in a Cadillac over and over. 34:23 Speaker 2 And over you got you got to have it on iTunes or apple music. 34:26 Speaker 1 Oh well I need you to help me with that so all. 34:28 Speaker 2 Right. 34:30 Speaker 1 OK all right and then we'll we'll get the last one here Willie actually we talked about this couple weeks ago but it's going into. Effect July first now a week from now about HB 331 you can't transfer a dog cat or domestic rabbit at any roadside public right of way Parkway median public or commercial parking lot sidewalk park recreation area fare flea market or similar outdoor locations so this this is into they're trying to cut down on these puppy mills but. 35:02 What I'm what I'm seeing here is you can you can sell hamsters snakes any reptiles birds goldfish any kind of fish so pretty much as long as it's not a dog cat or a rabbit you can still sell it in a parking lot which I think these animals are just gonna get even fucking crazier now now you're just gonna have crazy Jim Bob over there selling a bunch of snakes out there in Walmart parking lot like oh Jesus Christ I couldn't have just kept the cute little cats and dogs and rabbits so I guess they 35:28 don't care about the other animals I would have just made it a blanket you can't sell animals in public like this? Why would what's the difference between a dog cat and rabbit versus any other animal I mean I know these are probably the most common but I mean why would you not just go ahead and cover them all? 35:42 Speaker 2 I haven't really seen anybody selling hamsters in the back of their car. 35:45 Speaker 1 You will now. And what are they going to do with these animals if they catch them you know let's say you got 20 puppies in the back of a truck and you sell them at Walmart they just got to take them straight to the pound which are already filled with animals I mean they're our pound here is so filled that they literally just spayed neuter put them back on the road put them back on the street that's all they do. 36:06 Speaker 2 Yeah I don't know I I I mean I guess we'll have to see how they how many they bust I don't I don't think I don't know. People up in north Georgia aren't going to get the memo here I promise you when I go to the flea market that dude 's going to be selling poopies oh. 36:20 Speaker 1 36:20 Speaker 1 What are those? 36:21 Speaker 2 It's how they spell they spell puppies up there POOPIESI don't want to spell so when we are we drove by the flea market and my daughter 's like they have poopies like what poopies I'm like Oh my God this guy can't even spell puppies. 36:34 Speaker 1 Now yeah now you can actually still sell yeah the little things of shit in boxes if you want to and sell that in the parking lot. 36:41 Speaker 2 What? 36:42 Speaker 1 You could probably shit in a box and sell that in the parking lot not on this list I don't know it just doesn't make a lot of sense like why are you just targeting these 3 animals so can I just sell horses in parking lots just sell like baby horses just have them out there in Walmart because every time I drive by the Walmart every Saturday they're selling something out there they kind of kick them out of their spot they put in the the Tesla charging station so now you got Tesla people dealing 37:04 with this dude in this panel van selling random animals out the back of it. 37:08 Speaker 2 They need to sell those exotic birds. You ever you ever been to the beach or anywhere like that where they have all the exotic birds you take pictures with them like the toucans and the parrots. 37:17 Speaker 1 Oh like the cockatoos and stuff. 37:18 Speaker 2 And they just have them out there and like it's a dollar for $5.00 for a picture and they put them all over you and they put them on your head you know that's what I would do and then but have puppies and then if they come up and they're like you selling puppies like no no no but you can get your picture with all of them for 5 bucks you know and they're like oh you beat the system Brandon you're smart. 37:37 Speaker 1 Yeah so and then I would rather get one of those those Falcons the Falcons that hunt other birds because I was watching dude the other day and this dude does pigeon control at some of these places like restaurants and gas stations and whatnot so at night he'll go out there with his Falcon and have him attack the pigeons kill the pigeons. 37:54 Speaker 2 Looks for like a pretty what. 37:55 Speaker 1 Yeah it's awesome. 37:57 Speaker 2 He doesn't kill them. 37:59 Speaker 1 Yes he does what do you think he does with them these Falcons they they kill other birds they eat them. 38:03 Speaker 2 38:03 Speaker 2 They don't eat them what. 38:05 Speaker 1 Do you think he's doing to tainting them? 38:09 Speaker 2 I mean Falcons don't kill other birds. 38:11 Speaker 1 Yes they do they the paragon I think it's the paragon Falcon I just saw another video earlier of the paragon Falcon attacking a mother owl on her nest during broad day and she said oh you just wait till the sun goes down because they can't hunt at night but the owls can owl came and fucked their babies up it's pretty crazy. 38:27 Speaker 2 What are you talking about nobody they're not going to pay you to send a Falcon into their work area to kill birds in their area of like their their business? 38:38 Speaker 1 No it's not inside it's it's so you know they hang out on top on the roof sometimes you'll see gas stations put the spikes up and everything. 38:44 Speaker 2 Yeah they don't have Falcons just out there killing pigeons in broad. 38:47 Speaker 1 Daylight no they do it at night like dust like evenings. Like they can't hunt in straight darkness not like an owl Cam but they can how's how's. 38:56 Speaker 2 How's Business Today Sir huh it's pretty good you should have saw it last night it was a bloodbath you know like what? 39:02 Speaker 1 No you look it up you look at a a thing as paradigm or paradigm Falcon hunting. 39:07 Speaker 2 I can't look it up I I can't find my phone. 39:08 Speaker 1 There's a there's one dude he's got a he's got a combo he's got a a Falcon and a dog so the Falcon would get it out of the tree and the dog would destroy it on the ground you know that's for like bigger game something the Falcon can't fly away with like raccoon hunting or something. I can knock it out of the tree and then the dog tear it up man a good team they weren't good together. 39:27 Speaker 2 Wrong with. 39:28 Speaker 1 You yeah so well already that was dead and that was some dumb news Iran 's about to be just a big old fucking Dust Bowl probably if they keep it up they're like they're honestly lucky a missile did not get through and hurt somebody because I think it would have just been full on retaliation I mean they probably would have been you know levelled them and then we got a lot of new laws going to Georgia so look through all of those because you might be getting arrested for something you didn't even 39:51 know what happened. They have like a little grace period on these laws I don't think they do right like 30 days in like you know it's the new law you might not have heard about it now you know did they give warnings out for new laws. 40:04 Speaker 2 I don't think so I think it's kind of one of those hey man you're under arrest. 40:10 Speaker 1 Like if if you're out there on July first and you're at like a festival and you're filming with your drone are they gonna like arrest you and take you to jail right then or they're gonna be like hey the law just went into effect 2 down. 40:18 Speaker 2 I don't think they're gonna arrest you even if it's a week later I I think they're just gonna take your drone and they're gonna you know take whatever footage you have and that's gonna be it. 40:25 Speaker 1 Right tickets so OK well those bastards all right we'll get into. 40:29 Speaker 2 What? 40:30 Speaker 1 Shit yuck. What the Chuck yeah you want to Chuck me Chuck it real hard Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me Chuck me I'm? 40:40 Speaker 2 Full of Chuck oh Chuck Chuck. 40:43 Speaker 1 It real. 40:44 Brandon's Hilarious and Essential War Deployment Checklist Good what the Chuck DJ all right well guys as Brandon said earlier we're 99.9% going to be going to war OK and I called Brandon after I got the news yesterday. 41:02 And I said to him hey man actually I texted him first I said hey buddy Iran just tried to attack an air base you're getting drafted make sure you have your will up to date before you leave because well when it happens I want Brandon to be prepared. 41:19 Speaker 1 Yeah that'd be great yeah Chuck knows what to do to get drafted I guess. 41:22 Speaker 2 I'm taking care I'm taking care of you so I put together a list Brandon all right and my wife my wife helped me put together the list. The list is the top 10 things Brandon needs when he gets deployed after he gets drafted OK so the list we we put a lot of thought into this this is this. 41:43 Speaker 1 Is so this is after I do boot camp and everything? 41:45 Speaker 2 41:45 Speaker 2 Yeah your boot camp 's going to be very short but I mean you're. 41:48 Speaker 1 Pretty quick in times of war right it's like a week in week out. 41:51 Speaker 2 Yeah they need you to get over there and die as quickly as possible so I'm thinking you're going to have wow 2 weeks training. OK they're going to get you size for a uniform and then you're out of here that's pretty much it so before you go here's the 10 things I need you to have packed and I think you're going to agree with all 10 do you want me to give you my 10 first or do you want to give me what 10 things you think you need and I can just check them off my list if I got them. 42:16 Speaker 1 Yeah I can I can throw some out there. 42:18 Speaker 2 All right let's see if you can get any of if you might be able to get all of them let's see go. 42:22 Speaker 1 So these are these are personal things I'm bringing with me like I can't have shipped in later or is it just what I'm starting out with. 42:27 Speaker 2 You will not have anything shipped to you because they're not going to ship anything to you because you're not going to be alive very long so you got to take what you want for your last days on earth when you get deployed to a war zone. 42:38 Speaker 1 See I was thinking about taking me a good vape but I don't want it to die or something bad happened so I think I'm going to take me a a carton of cigarettes. 42:45 Speaker 2 OK I actually number number 9. Is 40 vapes 40? 42:50 Speaker 1 Vapes yeah I'm just worried about you know something bad might happen and they got weird chargers over there and I ran and shit out of my might not bring the right charger for it I don't even know if I can charge it anywhere I don't know if we got power anywhere over there. 43:01 Speaker 2 That's why you have 40. 43:03 Speaker 1 Oh OK what what if they get wet you know if they get if cigarettes get wet I can just dry them out in the sand you know set them outside for a minute let them get all dried out so you're. 43:11 Speaker 2 Going to the desert man it's not going to be raining so oh. 43:13 Speaker 1 OK. 43:14 Speaker 2 So all right so we're going to say you got number 940 vapes. 43:18 Speaker 1 43:18 Speaker 1 I'm going to need probably going to need some good old good old sunscreen seems pretty hot out there. 43:25 Speaker 2 I didn't I didn't put that on there but that's a good one that's a good one good thought. 43:30 Speaker 1 I want a lot of a lot of steak bites Jack link steak bites like beef jerky but there's steak. 43:35 Speaker 2 A lot of gallop peanut OK I didn't have that on there either so all right. 43:41 Speaker 1 Got that I'm going to need me a. It's a big old buoy knife to cut off some Iranian ears if I get I'll wear a necklace of ears like Vietnam OK. 43:55 Speaker 2 It's a good one I didn't I didn't put that on the list. 43:58 Speaker 1 All right I'm going to need I'm going to need maybe some maybe some like some milk probably. Some milk. 44:10 Speaker 2 What do you need milk what do you one what do you need milk for and 2 how are you going to transport it? 44:16 Speaker 1 Well I need milk because I'm again I need some protein I guess they've eaten snog over there for my last few days transport it I'll just keep it on the plane when it starts getting you know I just have to drink it quickly OK what's that 4 yeah got to bring over some probably some good porno mags. 44:34 Speaker 2 Yeah number number 3 number 3 magazines. 44:38 Speaker 1 I'm going to need do I need to bring my own translator do they have those. 44:44 Speaker 2 You're not going to be alive long enough to need it. 44:46 Speaker 1 OK all right I want to bring over some steroids come on over there they catch me and kick me out so be it if not I guess I'll be trained a little better you can get to go where am I at 45:04 Speaker 2 That was 6. 45:07 Speaker 1 You know I kind of maybe like a maybe like a handheld gaming device you know my downtime before I die like a like a PlayStation portable or something. 45:16 Speaker 2 OK I I'm kind of on the same track with you but I was a little bit more specific on what you need on that electronic media games. 45:26 Speaker 1 Call of Duty got to be training even when I'm not killing. 45:29 Speaker 2 OK I was that's not where I was going I was thinking more entertainment but OK. 45:32 Speaker 1 I need A and then I need a a good pair of sunglasses. And then I need a a great pair of headphones OK so I can listen to what's that what's what's the one in platoon where they're playing that song. 45:48 Speaker 2 Creedence Clearwater fortunate son. 45:51 Speaker 1 No not that one it's the sad one it's like the Symphony one when they're on the helicopter and he's leaving Elias and getting killed and getting shot down it's some kind of Symphony I would I could just see me listen to that as I'm dying with my Bose headphones Oh yeah. Was that was that 10? 46:08 Speaker 2 I think it's 9 give me one more in case. 46:10 Speaker 1 Give me one more I think I would take oh I know what I can do I can I can I know the the Iranians aren't very hand eye coordinated so I can bring like a football and kick some field goals. 46:19 Speaker 2 Oh my God number 6 is football yeah yeah how do you how why do you think they're not good with hand eye coordination. 46:26 Speaker 1 Well I know the Afghans aren't they couldn't do they couldn't do jumping jacks we've all seen that video I coordinate enough to do that and I don't think the Iranians are much smarter I don't think they're you know they're pretty dumb so I think I could probably woo them with I could be like a sorcerer you know look if any of you can kick this ball further than me you can kill me but if not I get to live and I will start this up a football team all right. 46:49 The first Iranian football team we'll play them in the flag football Olympics. 46:53 Speaker 2 Oh dude I'm so happy you that 's number 6 we got that you got it OK all right here's the ones that you missed OK number one on the list is Zen. 47:02 Speaker 1 Zen I ain't zenned in probably 4 months but. 47:06 Speaker 2 Yeah I can see your end of your time on this earth I mean why not right. 47:09 Speaker 1 Yeah I guess I could I mean it might hurt my stomach might I'd be throwing up some that might hurt me you know battling. 47:15 Speaker 2 47:15 Speaker 2 All right good so number 2. Large quantity of barf backs. 47:20 Speaker 1 Sand everywhere right I can't just throw up on the you're. 47:23 Speaker 2 Going to be on a plane a lot. 47:24 Speaker 1 Oh yeah maybe I'll you would just throw up before I get on the plane I'd be good. 47:29 Speaker 2 Yeah it's a long flight man. 47:31 Speaker 1 Yeah I saw it 17 hours commercial but I don't know about I don't know about military because they they don't do layovers right just go straight there. 47:39 Speaker 2 It depends but yeah that you'll you'll stop somewhere and have like some RNR to enjoy the rest of your life. 47:45 Speaker 1 Yeah they gave me a week before I go die. 47:48 Speaker 2 And yeah yeah but you'll be fine number well you got number 3 number 3 was The Dirty pictures which is the great job on that number 4 all of your irrigation equipment you. 48:00 Speaker 1 Just start an irrigation company over there. 48:01 Speaker 2 Well I figure like all the people that normally do irrigation for the military they've already went on and they're gone. 48:07 Speaker 1 Right they're gone. 48:09 Speaker 2 Yeah so now they don't have anybody to do it so if you get to the base and they're like. We're going to war we got to be in combat in 20 minutes why aren't the sprinklers running and you're like I can fix those and they're like yeah right prove it and then you pull out all your equipment and you're like capping them and stuff and doing whatever you do they're like all. 48:27 Speaker 1 Right we're going to let you live. 48:28 Speaker 2 For 15 more minutes you know and you're like yes. 48:30 Speaker 1 Right you stay here but whenever that shit 's underwater and you hop on that damn Humvee come on now I'm going to need to watch this for a lot longer Sir. 48:40 Speaker 2 These plants are the guy. These systems are very intricate it it could take me a year to finish it but I will get it done I promise you all right the next one I can't believe you didn't say this you're Braves hat Oh yeah. 48:54 Speaker 1 Maybe maybe they're fans of baseball over there. 48:57 Speaker 2 Well I just thought you'd want something personal you know what I mean. 48:59 Speaker 1 Yeah I I don't I think the military makes you wear their hats though right. 49:03 Speaker 2 Who cares at this point I mean you're you're going you're drafted do you just remember in Vietnam they like tore off their sleeves they grew long hair they didn't care? 49:12 Speaker 1 Yeah I guess Chris Kyle had his own personal hat too he got to wear backwards. 49:15 Speaker 2 Yeah yeah you could be the Chris Kyle of the draftees. 49:20 Speaker 1 OK I I can dig it. 49:21 Speaker 2 All right next one shorts. 49:25 Speaker 1 I could military don't give you shorts. 49:28 Speaker 2 No. 49:31 Speaker 1 I get the boot camp I'd be like sure can I get a pair of shorts like yeah we don't wear shorts here Sir I have not worn pants in about 5 years can I please have a pair of shorts. Yeah they're dying like what's wrong with him like hey guys got him fucking pants overheated him he's dying I can't believe they don't have shorts out and damn watch them call it out in the desert. 49:51 Speaker 2 It's hot no they don't yeah. 49:54 Speaker 1 The sand colored shit though right it's like a little lighter yeah not as hot maybe. 50:01 Speaker 2 2 more 2 more number 8 cheesecake. 50:06 Speaker 1 I was thinking about that but that was also kind of the milk thing you know I can drink a gallon of milk and probably a day but the cheesecake I don't know if I eat that many slices in a day especially with it being all hot out there in the sun and whatnot that's too much dairy I think too much maybe like maybe like a few pieces I can eat on the plane what how how hot is the plane on the way over there is it just as hot as outside is it. 50:26 Speaker 2 Like really really really cold because. You're up so high and there's not like the air system is not that good and when you're that high they just keep it warm enough to keep you alive so you're freezing on the plane. 50:37 Speaker 1 OK well maybe I can keep all my shit on the plane then just leave it on there. 50:41 Speaker 2 Well that's what this last one 's for so the last one is so you have a good journey over there it was close when you're talking about Call of Duty but I said you should bring all the Shrek movies to watch. 50:52 Speaker 1 Yeah that calmed me down probably. I was watching Shrek until I got to like the 3rd one then it just pissed me off then I'd be ready to kill some Iranian like you fucker screwed this movie up so bad to go kill him I just do like the water boy or he's like you know water. 51:10 Speaker 2 Sucks. 51:11 Speaker 1 You know Gatorade is better I just think the Iranians like rimple steel skin or something in that one terrible one like fuck you. Yeah I don't know I don't know I think we got they haven't said anything about the draft yet but I guess we'll see. 51:24 Speaker 2 Well at least now you're prepared you have your you have your shopping list. 51:27 Speaker 1 They let you bring shit like that. 51:30 Speaker 2 Yeah I mean after September 11th you know we we didn't really take a lot with us but we had so many people that were sending us care packages and I've told the story about the Detroit Pistons sending us. Jerseys and shorts and so the entire base was a Detroit Pistons fan because they're the ones who sent us all the hats and and clothes so we wear it every time we were off and we had a Ranger unit it was like a Ranger battalion came through on the way to Afghanistan and when they got off the plane and they got to like tent city where we were all at everybody everybody there was wearing Detroit Pistons stuff and these army Rangers are like damn. 52:12 Sure are a lot of Pistons fans it's like no man they're they just sent us like 300 jerseys and 300 pairs of shorts and so we were all just wearing that but the but the army didn't have anything they had their uniforms they had their ruck their ruck their rucks the ruck packs and they had like their they they you know they wear those what are those shorts that dudes wear that their balls hang out of they're real real short the real real short shorts. 52:38 Speaker 1 They're chubbies. 52:39 Speaker 2 52:39 Speaker 2 They're but they're made of like silk. Yeah yeah yeah so that's what the army issues their soldiers for PT and so that's all they had so before they went on to Afghanistan we were like making them like we were packing them little like care packages from us and it would be like you know Pistons jersey Pistons hat you know they're. 53:00 Speaker 1 Fighting and you're like you're an Iraqi or something and just a whole fucking team of basketball players are just running after you like what the fuck what kind of camera watch is this. The sebastians everybody run that 'd be funny can we send over stuff like that can we just send them like 5 shirts. 53:19 Speaker 2 Yeah you can send over anything you want I I worked with a company called desert angel.org and it was this lady that started sending care packages when I got deployed and she was the one of the first ones that got a pair a care package to us and it was like you know jerky things like that. 53:39 And she did it for 20 well she still she might still be doing it but it was at least 22 years that she would do it and it was crazy how many people donated and the things they got and the companies but see she's out of Detroit so the Pistons were the first ones that were like yeah we want to help the war effort let's send over 100 jerseys you know whatever is that a. 54:02 Speaker 1 Is that a tax write off? 54:03 Speaker 2 Yeah it's a it's a 5 O one C 3 company. 54:06 Speaker 1 No that's nice that's cool that's good to know so all righty well y'all send me shit whip I have to go over there I'll I'll make a list of things for y'all to send me. 54:13 Speaker 2 Everyone I'll take care of the milk you guys just get everything else but I'll get I'll get them the milk the. 54:18 Speaker 1 Milk yeah be fucked get there probably I wanted to take that with me so I could drink it on the plane. 54:23 Speaker 2 I'll get I'll get it for you it'll be a going away gift. 54:26 Speaker 1 Put some steroids in my milk too I probably need to start early probably need to start like today on steroids just in case I'll just be like juiced up for like the next 6 months I'm like all right I guess I'm not going to war I guess I'll come off this I'll be angry shit all the time so. 54:40 LA Riots, Phone Store Secrets, and Family Drama All right well that was what the check we're getting to daily dose and get your life together I've been talking to the caller like I said they said they should be good this one was they've been moved out of their mom 's house for 2 years they weren't allowed to express themselves at the home I don't quite know what that means so we're going to try to figure that out if you got a problem you need or you want to talk about something got a cool story anything like that leave us a voicemail 55:03 404-890-0005 let's give them a ring. 55:18 Hope the answer is California number California people like a flake a lot I don't know what you're saying. 55:25 Speaker 2 Is it California again yeah? 55:37 Speaker 3 Your call has been forwarded to voicemail the person you're trying to reach is not available. 55:41 Speaker 1 That's probably why you can't express yourself because you can't even pick up the phone and talk to somebody that's the problem right there so I whatever your mom says I think I'm probably going to side with her so maybe they are gay maybe they're confused and gay I don't know I mean what's going on with people is it is it are people that busy that they can't just like answer a phone call for like 15. 55:59 Speaker 2 Minutes he he told you he was going to answer right. 56:01 Speaker 1 Yeah we were talking this morning. 56:03 Speaker 2 Call him one more time. 56:04 Speaker 1 One more time one more. 56:05 Speaker 2 Time give him a chance. 56:11 Speaker 1 Maybe they got busy at least they haven't blocked us yet that's a big thing too people like blocking me 56:31 hello hello hey what's up man it's Brandon and Chuck with the daily doe show how you doing. 56:36 Speaker 3 Hey I'm doing good I'm doing good. 56:37 Speaker 1 That's good you got a quick couple minutes to talk about your voicemail you left us yesterday we won't hold you long. 56:43 Speaker 3 Dale you have a voicemail chain I actually don't remember. 56:45 Speaker 1 Oh well actually you probably left it a while ago but we just listened to it yesterday you're paying you said you moved out of your mom 's house about 2 years ago and you you she won't let you express yourself and you found this girl you might like and you not sure if she likes you but you're hoping for it. 57:00 Speaker 3 Yeah something like that. 57:01 Speaker 1 I got you So what we're just kind of wondering like what what was she not letting you do like express yourself you wouldn't like do you like go out with friends wouldn't let you like experiment weird things or what what was going on there. 57:12 Speaker 3 Not like it was my dad specifically my father he was he was a manipulative abuse if he wouldn't let me do anything I don't like if I wanted let's say let's say I wanted to dress a little differently. He grabbed me and say that's wrong and you know proceed the living crap out of me you know. 57:28 Speaker 1 Oh damn yeah that sounds like you took it a little too far what were you are you just like painting your nails maybe or maybe wearing something a little flashy or what was he not happy about. 57:37 Speaker 3 Roughly so roughly so I started growing up my hair in middle school and he did not like that at all. 57:42 Speaker 1 Oh I can side with you on that man I got long hair too it comes down about my shoulders I got to get it cut every now and then about once a year twice a year but not yeah if I say it for hair man that's kind of weird that's odd that he's really on your ass about that but you just said you'd moved out of your mom so I didn't know if it was just maybe you and your mom living together and she did something or you try to do something she didn't like. 58:00 Speaker 3 I'm completely on my own as it is I'm currently like 20 years old and I'm on my own. 58:04 Speaker 1 Cool that's good that's healthy for you at some point you know are you doing good got a good job good apartment somewhere or something. 58:11 Speaker 3 Yeah it's actually pretty good I still still myself compared to other people my age they're not you know they're barely striving by. 58:19 Speaker 1 What what do you do for work right now? 58:22 Speaker 3 I currently work at a phone store with my best friend. 58:24 Speaker 1 A phone store with your best friend cool does he own the phone store or y'all just work together there. 58:28 Speaker 3 We we just work together. 58:30 Speaker 1 Oh sweet So what are you you selling iPhones and Samsung 's are you doing any repair you. 58:33 Speaker 3 That's pretty much yeah that's pretty much all we do or repairs every now and then but even then. It's not you know I would I kind of don't like the job but I kind of mix it with it because I live with that pretty much worth of my friends. 58:44 Speaker 1 OK so do you live with that same buddy also and y'all just work at the same spot and live together. 58:49 Speaker 3 Yeah actually that's how it is. 58:51 Speaker 1 Oh cool yeah that's a good set up you know about say if you got someone you can trust as a good roommate and then help might as well might as well work with them carpool split some bills make things a little easier where where'd you say you were located at. 59:04 Speaker 3 I was located in Los Angeles. 59:06 Speaker 1 Oh you're in LA OK how's the how's that going over there with and everyone 's kind of like rioting still or is everyone kind of calm down now. 59:14 Speaker 3 It's calm down 2% but the first 2 weeks of the riots though was on fire oh. 59:19 Speaker 1 Damn yeah. 59:21 Speaker 3 I was in the middle of all of it. 59:23 Speaker 1 Did your did your store get attacked? 59:26 Speaker 3 No not no no actually this I should say say it surprisingly every other store was raided or you know looted. 59:32 Speaker 1 They're like no we need phones all right we've got to save that there in case we need to call somebody to help us out of the situation so well cool yeah but I said we saw you know we're on the East Coast over here in Georgia so we pretty much just see the news out of LA and all the craziness going on but we don't really have any too many first hand accounts we had a dude that called in last week that he walked in on an old lady masturbating and then he told us a little bit about LA but besides 59:52 that we just see what we see on the news Chuck over here he's got a couple buddies that still live there I think but it's it's it's funny the news will always try to blow it up and make it bigger than it is but you're saying it was actually pretty bad. There. 1:00:03 Speaker 3 Yeah, it was pretty. It was pretty bad, more or less, because, you know, I took a bit too far. They started, you know, shooting at the crowd and stuff. Oh, you know, bad apples on the opposite side, too. They're throwing things. But then I, you know, the military were taking a bit too far. 1:00:18 Speaker 2 Oh, so were you? Were you actually in the riot? 1:00:22 Speaker 3 I was in the middle of it, yeah. 1:00:24 Speaker 2 Oh my. Wow. Were you so? Were you stuck in the middle of it, or were you placed in the middle of it willingly? 1:00:30 Speaker 3 The middle, I was just stuck in the middle of it. This where you fell? There was just a bunch of police charges walling off a Little Tokyo. 1:00:35 Speaker 2 Oh my gosh, dude, that sucks. So when you were when you were there and all that was going down, you said the the military took it too far. What, what, what? What were they doing exactly? 1:00:46 Speaker 3 They were throwing tear gas or shooting rubber bullets. It was just insane dude. It looked like a war zone. 1:00:51 Speaker 2 Wow, Anybody get seriously injured that you know of or that you know? 1:00:55 Speaker 3 That I know of, no. But as far as I've known it, it was a pretty peaceful protest. And, you know, the situation was calmed, but the military did tickets before. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 So I. 1:01:05 Speaker 3 Tried to break into a ramen shop and yeah, they ended up, you know, arrested too. 1:01:11 Speaker 1 Well, that's what we were talking about. You know, back in the the Rodney King riots back in the day, they were trying to take the riots into Chinatown or Koreatown, and they had the rooftop Koreans up there that were just guarding their businesses. They would have rifles and we were just shooting people. We didn't have it. No, no resurgence of rooftop Koreans or anything. 1:01:28 Speaker 3 Oh actually there was a couple there. I believe there was this one Korean dude on the rooftop near where this this this supermarket down the Little Tokyo they used to stand disposed, hit his rifles like yeah y'all better not touch this place at all. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's, that's what you got to do. I mean, those people, you know, the Koreans, they worked hard to get over here. And they were like, I got my restaurant. I'm not letting you take it down. It's like I'm not getting involved in your fight. I'm not siding with the cops. I'm not siding with the protesters. I am protecting what's mine. And you better, you fuckers better not fuck with it or I'm gonna shoot you. And it seemed to work back in the Rodney King riots, the Koreans kept all their businesses open and they did pretty good. 1:02:04 So I think we need maybe we need the Koreans running, you know, control down there. They they got protest control under. 1:02:10 Speaker 3 Maybe. 1:02:12 Speaker 2 So, so you, you said you, you work at a phone store in LA. Is it what what? 1:02:12 Speaker 2 So, so you, you said you, you work at a phone store in LA. Is it what what? Because I I'm familiar with LA. What what, What area in LA are you located in? 1:02:21 Speaker 3 Roughly the Lynnwood area. 1:02:23 Speaker 2 OK, the. 1:02:24 Speaker 3 City, but you know, you know LA area. 1:02:27 Speaker 2 So, so being in LA, because we had a caller last week that does pest control in LA and we just, we just asked the question like, Hey, do you, do you service any celebrities houses? And he happened to serve, he services Adam Sandler and we were like, dude, that's crazy, you know, so he had a great story about that. 1:02:46 But with you being in a phone store where people come and go all the time, do you have celebrities just walk in and need phone stuff? 1:02:55 Speaker 3 Actually, yeah, a couple. There was this one time this this little up and coming band. His name is, I believe, hold on Lindsey. His name is his band, at least it's called 20s. 1:03:14 He's an up and coming artist at the moment. And yeah, he just came to the store, came for a repair. He's like, Oh my grandma needed his phone fixed and. 1:03:22 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, what did you say up and coming? Like is he kind of trying to get some national notoriety now? Because I feel like there's a lot of up and coming over there in LA, right? I mean, that's where everyone still goes. They think that's where you got to go. 1:03:34 Speaker 3 He's been touring around, matter of fact, I believe last month he went to Mexico for a tour and played with Ramona. 1:03:39 Speaker 1 Cool. Sounds good man. 1:03:39 Speaker 1 Cool. Sounds good man. Well, what's like I said, what what's you got a five year plan or anything or what do you got planned for the future? What do you want to do eventually? 1:03:47 Speaker 3 What do I want to do? I actually want to become an electrician. 1:03:50 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, that's a good job. That's like especially, you know, out there in the city. But I say you got plenty of jobs, plenty of work all the time. So you doing taking any classes now or you just trying to look and figure out how to get your foot in the door there? 1:04:01 Speaker 3 I'm just figuring out how to get my foot in the door to begin with. It's insane right right now. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 I say yeah, you could do an apprentice position. I think that's where a lot of people go through. I think that's probably the cheapest option. So you don't have to go pay for the school, usually have the the company do that for you. But well, kill them. 1:04:14 Speaker 2 Man, like I said, hold on, Brandon, I got one more question. This is great. How have we not asked this? He works at a phone store. Dude. So people give you their phone and they give you their password. What is the craziest thing you've seen on a phone that you were like, are you serious? You just gave me this phone. 1:04:32 Speaker 3 Oh God, I got many of those. 1:04:32 Speaker 3 Oh God, I got many of those. So we got this one guy who just just had a tab open up Animal Pornhub. That was like what the? 1:04:40 Speaker 1 Animal Pornhub. 1:04:42 Speaker 3 Yeah, it was just like animal porn. There was this horse fucking a girl. Like what the fuck? God this this one customer returned to pick a phone with this porn just infected the phone. 1:04:55 Speaker 1 That's got to be the most embarrassing things. You download porn from some sketchy website, You got to take it back to the phone store, but it's not working. I don't know what. 1:05:02 Speaker 2 Happened, yeah. I don't know where that porn came from. I didn't put it on there. 1:05:05 Speaker 3 He he tried to play it off like, oh, I don't know. It was there when I got it. 1:05:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, sure. The 10, the 100 gigabytes of illegally downloaded porn, Yeah, sure it was on there. There's Apple phones, do not come pre. We have U2 on Apple phones. We don't have preinstalled porn. 1:05:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, another customer came in with a bunch of texts he wanted to delete. He apparently though he had a bunch of mistress and his wife then wanted fine to find out. So he looked at him like now we we can't do his job. Oh. 1:05:34 Speaker 1 Y'all y'all wouldn't delete the messages for him he. 1:05:38 Speaker 3 Knows this older gentleman in his 70s? He didn't know how to, you know, work a damn phone for his life. 1:05:43 Speaker 1 But he knew how to get him He. 1:05:43 Speaker 3 Tried to play, he tried to, you know, credit pay us to delete his messages. So I'm like, Nah, we ain't doing it. 1:05:50 Speaker 1 All right, well, give me a new phone and smash this one. That one. 1:05:54 Speaker 3 That pretty much happened. 1:05:56 Speaker 1 Well awesome man. Like I said, thank. Thanks for your time dude. Like I said, if you ever need anything from us, give us a call back, leave another voicemail. If you know you need something or something else crazy happens out LA and you've got first hand experience, just feel free to give us another call. Leave us a voicemail, man. 1:06:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, of course. Thank you all. 1:06:11 Speaker 1 Right, dude. Well, have a have a good one. Be safe. We'll see you later. 1:06:15 Speaker 3 You too all. 1:06:15 Speaker 1 Right. Bye bye. 1:06:19 Speaker 2 See, I'm Aren't you glad I told you to call him back? 1:06:21 Speaker 1 One more time. That's all I had to do. I wonder if he was at the phone store right now working. That's what he couldn't do. I. 1:06:25 Speaker 2 Don't know, but I think it's pretty interesting that his dad got pissed and kicked him out of the house because he used to paint his nails. Told you. 1:06:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, but first he said it was his hair growing out since middle school, you know? 1:06:35 Speaker 2 See, I, I think he's a he's. Yeah. It's cool, though. He's expressing himself, man. He's doing. Live your life, brother. Live your life. 1:06:42 Speaker 1 So well, all right, let's say if that's you and your dad kicked you out for growing your hair out and painting your nails, or if you got something else going on in your life or you got a crazy story. Like I said, we just got the you know, he he was a first hand witness at these riots and there was a rooftop Korean we found out. That is awesome. I love seeing that love hearing they're making a return. 1:06:58 That is that's awesome. So listen to us. That means you're on iHeartRadio, Spotify, Apple podcast. Be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow. We got the Patreon link down below that you can donate some dollars to us each month. And we had people reach out and ask how they can help out and that that'd be the best way possible besides sharing the sharing the show yourself. 1:07:16 But then we can use all that money for paid advertising, but all the shows will remain free. Chuck, you gotta think where we get out of here. 1:07:22 Speaker 2 No, you guys stay tuned to the news. If you guys see it really popping off and you know anybody that has anabolic steroids, I'd be really appreciative if you guys could get those to Brandon or get him in touch with the people he's get in touch with because he goes over there the way he is. He ain't lasting a day, but if we get him on the roids, he stands a fighting chance. 1:07:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, and you might see a job opening for the Daily Dose Show. Might need someone to do it with Chuck. So All right, we'll see you later. Bye.