Daily Dose 93- I Like That Baby Juice - The Daily Dose Show
2025-07-23
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:17 Intro We might be getting scammed. I don't know. At least just me. My name is Brandon Thrasher. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:23 Speaker 2 I scammed everybody because I told him I'd be in my office today for this episode and here I am still in Hawaii. 0:30 Speaker 1 Yeah. You don't know when you're leaving, what you're doing over there. It's is it early time for you over there? 0:35 Speaker 2 I mean, it's early for us. It's 0:50 The kids are still sleeping, wife's still sleeping. We're trying to enjoy every ounce of hotel room that we have because once you once you get out of that hotel room and you've got a break to the airport, as you know, that sucks. 1:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, that's terrible. I remember I had to do that a couple of times. You know, I fly standby, so I go to the airport and if I missed that flight and like the next three are deftly booked, then I have to come back at like, yeah, like 1:21 Or I'm going to be crashed. I'm not going to be able to make it on this plane. 1:24 Speaker 2 1:24 Speaker 2 Why? Why is that? That we as travelers feel like if we have a huge break between our hotel room and the airport, that is obviously the time you have to go drink. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, like, why? Why is that? 1:37 Speaker 1 I don't know, I think it's the same thing with golf courses that you can drink at any time of the day, any day of the week at a airport or a golf course and it's not, it's OK. You know, you're the people don't look at you like an alcohol. They just look at you like they're stressed out or out they're having a good time. I think it's a ploy by the airports though, to get you to buy more alcohol. 1:54 Well. 1:54 Speaker 2 I'm not going to be at the airport, so I'm going to have to go to like a like, we go to a local restaurant here or one of those little beach bars and it's 2:10 Yeah. It's like what? I don't know why it's accepted. 2:14 Speaker 1 I think it's a little different in Hawaii, though, because everyone there that's eating is obviously, you know, like a tourist. Now, if you're like in Cleveland, OH at 2:23 Speaker 2 Really, dude, Really. 2:24 Speaker 1 But no, no, I'm tourist, I'm travelling like, yeah, sure, OK. 2:28 Speaker 2 Well, if you we don't get tourist here. 2:31 Speaker 1 If you were to land in Denver and start drinking at 2:38 Speaker 2 Is drinking our flight our our layover is in LA at 2:49 Speaker 1 Y'all aren't exploring LA any you just gotta let the kids look out the window from the airport. 2:53 Speaker 2 We we were gonna, but I'm tired, dude. I'm like, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm vacationed out. You know, have you ever, have you ever been on a vacation where you get to the point on that vacation where you're just like, I wanna sleep in my own bed, You know, I wanna be home. 3:00 here, it's like 8 in the morning over there, 9, something like that. So really, no one's up anyway, you know, you get up early anyway, and while the kids are getting their shit together and drinking their coffee and eating their pancakes and their bananas, checks us out there sweating already recording. 3:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, get back to normal, yeah. 3:11 Speaker 2 Man. 3:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know, maybe that's why I don't take a lot of vacations because, well, at least for me also whenever I, you know, now that I've, you know, done my own business for like the past five years, I always feel guilty leaving. I'm like, oh God, it's going to be so bad when I go back home. Like there's going to be so much shit fucked up. I'm going to be so far behind. 3:27 I got to answer 1,000,000 calls and questions and emails and whatnot. At least if you were to work with somebody else or for somebody else, you just take your vacation and someone else handles that shit while you're gone, right? 3:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, I do. You know, when I was in the military and when I worked for the government, you know, you just get paid time off and you felt good about taking it 'cause you were like, screw you, Uncle Sam, you know, I'm getting my time. But now if I don't work, I don't get paid for the tree stuff. 3:53 So that's when you start feeling guilty because what are you doing on vacation? You're spending money that you've saved up for which by the way, I'd like to personally thank Hurricane Helene for giving me this opportunity to come to Hawaii this year. That really was appreciated. But anyway, I just had to thank the hurricane. But you know, you, you do, you raise, save that money and then you come here, then you're spending it, but you're not making money. 4:00 PM. We're gonna have us out there. Mad Dog, Manny Pew Pew with the Aurora law firm. 4:12 So the whole time you're like, this sucks. 4:15 Speaker 1 Then you're like, then you're getting double fucked, you know, 'cause it's one thing to like sit at home all week and be like, oh God, I'm not making no money, but it's another thing to be spending thousands in a, you know, a state 3000 miles away. Then you're like, oh God, this is even worse. It's terrible. I feel so. 4:30 Speaker 2 Mad just watch like I'm I'm at the, you know, the last day of vacation. So yesterday the my daughter wanted a she wanted a Pandora charm. Her, her her big like, you know, I'm getting my my Hawaii souvenir was a Pandora charm. Do you know what Pandora is? 4:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's like it goes on a necklace or a bracelet, and you put little charms on there to symbolize places you've been, kind of like a tattoo, but you're not engraving on yourself. Yeah. And they're. 4:53 Speaker 2 Really, I mean, they're, they're overly expensive. I mean, they're really small little things. And so we go into the Pandora place and my mom had given her some money for a souvenir and I, you know, she'd brought some money. And the lady goes, we have an exclusive Hawaii Pandora term right here, exclusive only to the store. 5:14 And I'm like, that doesn't sound right, You know, like, why, why would Pandora do that? 5:14 And I'm like, that doesn't sound right, You know, like, why, why would Pandora do that? I said, well, how much is it? Dude? It was $130.00. Oh, my God, for this little. And it's little and it just like says Hawaii, you know, and it's got like a little turtle drawn on it. 5:31 And so I told my daughter, I'm like, yeah. And I always, and I don't like to say in front of the storekeeper, you know, like, we ain't doing, we ain't spinning that. So I always do the whole like, let me go check with her mom and I'll be back, right? So I leave and I told Savannah I was like, don't you know that? 5:46 That's what seems outrageous. So we go back and they had a really pretty turtle one that was kind of bigger and had like a little like gem on it. It looked, it looked better. That one was 70 bucks. And I'm like, OK, look, I don't I'm not trying to tell you how to live, but I'm going with the $70 one. 6:00 AM tomorrow and then Denver at like noon and then come home. 6:03 So anyway, she got the $70 one and and just that savings of what is that 50 bucks? 60 bucks, Yeah, made my day. Like I'm at the point in the vacation where that $60.00 I was like, thank God, you know, didn't want, didn't want to drop that extra 60. I'm hurting. 6:18 Speaker 1 I was like, OK, that'll that'll last me for to give me a tank of gas for that'll last two days. Sorry, we're out. We're out. Doing good. We're out. 6:25 Speaker 2 I'm in the casino right now man it's bad. 6:28 Speaker 1 6:28 Speaker 1 So well, yeah, I've been in paradise Bus. 6:30 The Best Vacation Ever I feel like you've been there forever, man. What's it been? Two weeks. 6:33 Speaker 2 Like it's just over, just over 2 weeks. And, and I, you know, like I do, I do this once a year and I tell everybody, you know, I, I highly encourage one big vacation a year and then, you know, maybe like a little like sprinkle dust of other vacations for weekends, things like that just to keep you loose. 6:49 But these are usually really good because you really do appreciate the vacation 'cause you waited so long for it. And you know, if you save up an entire year, it it's painful, but you know, I spend on one vacation. Most people spend on two or three. So it's just, but I don't do them as often. 7:04 So and but it does make this hard. I mean, when we're when we're recording and and remember we said a long time ago, like we're not gonna miss an episode. No matter what happens, this show will happen. And when I left, I told Brandon, I said, dude, you got the green light, man. 7:20 Grab any Co host you need to make this show go on. And I correct me if I'm wrong, I didn't miss an episode, correct? 7:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think so. Like I said, I mean, it works out pretty good for you 'cause like I said, it's 3 when it's 7:46 Just don't. 7:46 Speaker 2 Minimize, do not minimize what I'm doing, OK? Don't be like, well, it worked. 7:46 Speaker 2 Minimize, do not minimize what I'm doing, OK? Don't be like, well, it worked. I mean, it worked out really good for you, Chuck. I mean, you're on vacation in Hawaii. How easy is it for you to plug in and do the show? Like, shut up. This is, this is not convenient, It's never carrying. This stuff is the worst 'cause you know, luckily I did. 8:00. And here I am. I got out of bed early. 8:06 Brandon let me borrow his mic when he came to my house for the ball game for 4th of July. And he got sick and I, he left me the mic, thank God. And so when I was getting ready to leave, I told Megan I was like, oh God, I hate, I hate travelling with my mic 'cause I'm always scared I'm gonna break it. 8:24 And it was her idea. And she's like, didn't Brandon leave you a mic? That's a great idea. What are? 8:29 Speaker 1 You talking about breaking the arm? 8:32 Speaker 2 No, just breaking it. Just breaking it. 8:35 Speaker 1 What are you gonna do, drop it? 8:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. Drops a lot, drops a lot, gets thrown around in the luggage, you know, just like loose in there. You know, you can't really take care of it when you can't see it. And I'm not going to put it in my carry on because that's crazy. So I was just like, you know what, having your mic kind of made this easier for me. 8:53 So just so you know, I appreciate that. 8:55 Speaker 1 Oh, there we go. 8:55 Speaker 1 Oh, there we go. Awesome about that. I don't really use it a whole lot anymore anyway, so it's good old backup Mike, good to go. If you listen to us. What? 9:00 AM and I've been, you know, getting up early every day. Today we fly back, but our flight's not till 10A or 9:00 year old for the last 48 hours and we've been in one room. It's terrible. 9:00 year old for the last 48 hours and we've been in one room. It's terrible. It's absolutely terrible. 9:02 Speaker 2 Sorry real quick you said you don't use it a lot anymore. What would the people want to know? What what's what's the status with the clueless 2 the the Ogs of the podcast entertainment world? 9:13 The Clueless 2 Do you guys still do shows together or no? 9:15 Speaker 1 No, not really. Like I said, we've been busy as hell, mainly def August if I say me with all my other endeavors going on and we're recording five times a week. So it's a lot right there. But I say in the future we hope to get to a point where, like I said, when I when I'm not doing any more irrigation, I'm just doing recording all the time, whether that be dumb stuff on social media or dumb stuff on podcast form, long form, then I think maybe we'll be able to do it once I get a bigger studio kind of want something new. 9:44 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're you're gonna you want you want to put in another studio or you still trying to get us some office space down at Truest Park I. 9:51 Speaker 1 Mean that'd be cool too, if we had a sponsor that wants to pay for pay, pay it for us. Because then we just go out there like once or twice a week, hang out, go to the Braves game after, even though we're kind of running out of games now as we get towards the end of the season. But I think it'd be fun up there. Then we could entertain others, other guests to come up there. 10:00 PM. So I was like, look, everybody's sleeping in. No, nobody's getting out of bed before 10:00 at night. And I'm like, damn, man, I've been drinking all day. I'm tired, stayed up all night. I got to go to bed or something. 10:00 tonight. And they're like, oh, OK, cool. 10:06 Speaker 2 I wonder I wonder if any radio stations have office space like in locations like that or if they just have it in their central like building. 10:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think they usually just keep it in the central building for the most part, like I said. I mean, I know the the Cumulus station branch, the the floor over there, they've got some open room, but I don't know if they're renting it out, but I know that there's some empty rooms up there for sure. 10:29 Speaker 2 I don't think we want to go there though, do we? 10:30 in the morning and we're like, yeah, can we get a couple Mai tais? And they're like, they look at us funny. We go, oh, no, it's cool. Our flight doesn't leave till 10:30 in the morning on a Tuesday, they might look at you a little weird, like. 10:30 in the morning there whenever your layover is, they might look at you weird. Like what is this guy doing really? Come on now. And Denver? 10:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably not. I don't know. I don't know how that works. We'll probably get HR complaints on our first day, but that dude's walking around with no shirt on. But ah, sorry, he just got back from Hawaii, he's not acclimated yet. Oh, don't. Don't say this. 10:42 Speaker 2 Guy's going to get the don't even try to say I would get the complaints because, you know, as soon as you said that, the first thing I thought of is you walking around talking about midgets and blind people and how they have sex with ugly people and calling people every word that you can think of. And yeah, don't even say me, OK? 10:59 You're the HR guy. You're the you're the one that we can't be in an office space because of. 11:00 at night. My kids are all up. They're eating popcorn because I have a microwave delivered to the room, which is a whole nother story and. 11:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, probably so, so well, if you're hearing us, that means you're on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify. Be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow coming up this Friday. You'll be able to hear us on Fox FM. That'll start Friday and Mondays. See, able to hear a little clip of us. We got the Patreon down there down below as well. 11:21 If you want to throw a few dollars at us, we use that for paid advertising, but all shows will remain free. Numbers are going up. That's good. Like I said, our reach continues to to expand. I think we're at like 52,000 a month, something like that last time I checked on Spotify. Apple is a pain in the ass trying to figure out their analytics, but we're doing good and it's all thanks to you guys sharing, spreading the word. 11:41 We got our event. It is coming up quickly. Be sure to bring like at least one friend with you, with you, everybody just bring a friend. August 9th, Pontoon Brewing, Sandy Springs, 12 to 11:57 We're gonna have Southside Steve out there. We'll be doing a live recording. We'll have, like I said, pontoons got a lot of good beers. We got the Ghost Pizza Kitchen coming out there. They got good pizza. We got the dump tank that will be in for the West Foundation. Proceeds to Leukemia research to bring a few dollars, some cash for that. 12:10 and 12:15 We're going to have the beer pong and cornhole tournament. Got some awesome prizes for you guys to win. You need to message Chuck on any of his social medias to get that. Get on the list again, even if you're on the previous list. That list does not exist anymore. It's like the Epstein files. 12:30 It never, there was never a thing. It never existed to begin with. It's gone, it's disappeared. It was made-up by the Democrats. So the that's why you got a message, Chuck, about that. Let's see here we got the the bouncy slide for the kids out there thanks to Astro Jump. That'd be a good eye eye catcher for people driving by. 12:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's, that's that's what I'm worried about that. 12:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's, that's that's what I'm worried about that. That's why I wanted to tell you the time we're recording and the day we're recording. You should call a Google Sandy Springs permit office, at least leave a message on air. That way we can show them when they come out like, dude, look, listen right here. 13:06 We tried to leave them. We tried to talk to you guys and nobody would answer because they're not going to answer. So no, God, no, no, I've I've never had a permitting office. There's zero chance to answer the phone. So you can leave a message and then we're in the clear with Manny being there. The other thing I've been reaching out to all the players, right, Charlie Harriston, good to go crazy excited. 13:26 Getting a comp for Charlie Harriston All right, bunch of you guys have been messaging me saying, hey, I sent my e-mail to sexy whatever guy, you know, a month ago. And yeah, you know, I never got a comp for me. Guess what? I got it. OK, I got you. I've been making the list. I'm putting it all together. 13:41 I got a buddy that's gonna come, that's gonna run the whole thing. He does. He knows how to do all that bracket crap, so that's good. What was the other thing? Oh, I, Brandon emailed Pontoon back. Because I don't think you were ever gonna do it so well. 13:56 Speaker 1 I saw it, I saw it. I figured we need to talk about to see what we're going to tell them. Would you tell them? Tell them everything's good to go. 14:02 Speaker 2 Don't worry about it. We're good. That's all I said. That's not, that's exactly what I just said. Don't worry about it. Like we're good. Like everybody's all, everybody's good. Everybody's good. 14:09 Speaker 1 Midget. 14:09 Speaker 2 Free. Yeah. So she's. So they're excited that they know what's going on. But yeah, did you get the number? 14:16 Speaker 1 Get the number? Yeah. What number are? 14:20 Speaker 2 You, we never stroked. I just told you to get the number to Sandy Springs permit office and call. Oh, OK. What do you think I was just talking about all that for? I was giving you time. I was setting you up like a true professional so we didn't have to sit here with dead silence waiting for you. Oh my God. 14:36 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, City Hall, that's who we got to call. 14:40 Speaker 2 Is there a permit number like? 14:42 Speaker 1 Permitting office? No, I mean, you type in Sandy Springs permit office permits and revenue office, Yeah, Is that it? 14:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, let's do it. OK, Just got to leave voicemail dude. 14:54 Speaker 1 Schedule appointment. I'm not seeing where we call at here. I don't know. Are they allowed? Can you call? There's a 24 hour number I can call. 15:10 Speaker 2 Yeah, just call that, they'll patch you through. 15:13 Speaker 1 OK, let's see here. Also, we're going to be having a distinct Grace playing up there. And then, of course, headlining the whole event will be the Duncan Brothers Band. We'll go ahead and play you a song right here. 15:27 Speaker 3 Come shaking 15:56 Speaker 1 Awesome, it's going to be a great time. Going to love it. Can't wait to see y'all out there. Like I said, bring a friend. It's going to be fun time. Bring a few dollars for the Witcher McCall it the the the duck tank for the West foundation leukemia research. Get the duck me Chuck, Manny or Pew Pew or you can do all four of us if you want to just keep getting back in line. 16:13 So we will go ahead and call the permitting office. Now what do we tell them, Chuck? 16:19 Speaker 2 They're not going to answer. Just just leave a voice and say, hey, this is thank you for calling him Brandon. 16:25 Speaker 4 Give me a call back. I want to talk about an event. 16:27 Speaker 2 I want to talk about. I have questions about possible permits. 16:36 Speaker 4 Thank you for calling the city of Sandia Springs. My name is Maria. How can I help you? 16:42 Speaker 1 Hey Maria, my name is Brandon. I was looking to get a permit for a event. 16:50 Speaker 4 I'll be more than happy to assist you. Do you mean a special event permit? 16:55 Speaker 1 Yes. 16:59 Speaker 4 OK. I will transfer your call to the person in charge of the special event permit. OK, in case we get disconnected, can you please provide me your phone number please then? 17:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, your. 17:10 Speaker 4 Phone number please. Sorry. 17:11 Speaker 1 17:11 Speaker 1 678-378-8924. 17:17 Speaker 4 Thank you. And you say this is about a special event permit, right? 17:21 Speaker 1 Yes. 17:23 Speaker 4 OK, I will transfer your call. If you get a voicemail, you can leave a voicemail and you will receive a call back. 17:32 Speaker 1 OK. 17:32 Speaker 4 Sounds good. Anything else I can help you with today? 17:37 Speaker 1 I think that'll be it. 17:39 Speaker 4 Thank you for calling Sandy Springs. You have a great day. Please wait what I transfer. 17:44 Speaker 1 OK, thank you. I muted it. 17:47 Speaker 2 We don't know. We don't know. Say, say Hey, we what? What does it? What would it entail us having to get a permit? Like, what would we have to do? No, because my mic's not as good as yours. You got this. You got this. We don't think we need a permit, But what would it entail? If they ask where and when, do not tell them. 18:37 Speaker 4 Hello. 18:39 Speaker 1 Hey, how's it going? My name is Brandon. 18:43 Speaker 4 Hi, how are you? 18:44 Speaker 1 Doing good. I was wondering what kind of event would justify us needing to get a special event permit. 18:54 Speaker 4 So the the tier system is on our website, so you can check that out, but do not like the best way to do that is to send me what you're thinking of an event and I can tell you if it needs permitted or not. OK? That's honestly the best way to do it, so other than that, you can always check our website. 19:15 Speaker 1 If we were doing like a car show at like a like a restaurant and we had like, you know, like maybe a few vendors out there, would that be something we need to get a request for or a permit? Probably. Oh, OK. Yeah. 19:28 Speaker 4 Probably. 19:29 Speaker 1 OK, well, yeah, I'll check the website out and then like I said, I will. I'll e-mail you when when we're done, when we figure it out. 19:38 Speaker 4 Awesome. Thank you. 19:39 Speaker 1 Thank you. Bye. 19:39 Speaker 4 19:39 Speaker 4 And my email's at the end bottom of that page. 19:42 Speaker 1 OK, sounds good. Bye bye. 19:45 Speaker 4 Bye. 19:46 Speaker 2 What are you? 19:47 Speaker 1 Doing over here, he's like throwing darts and shit at me. 19:49 Speaker 2 Dude, you asked her about a car show. 19:51 How do you compare what we’re doing to a car show? That's, that's like, obviously one of the biggest events you would ever have to coordinate when you have massive cars coming in. How do you compare what we're doing to a car show? Well, I'm thinking we're going to be talking about yeah, yeah, we're, we're, we're putting on a, a rock concert. 20:09 Concert with Def Leppard. We just want to know if we needed an event permit. Yeah, of course. Dude, car shows are massive. They take up massive amounts of room. They block traffic. But I was what I was telling you is putting together a beer pong tournament for 20 guys. 20:26 Hey, yeah, but me 30 dudes are playing toss, you know, whatever. 20:29 Speaker 1 I think it all comes down to parking lot space. Like how much of the parking lot are you taking up a car show? You take up a good amount of car space. So I'm thinking with us out there with all the stuff we're setting up, we're going to be taking up a good amount of space. And I think they do it based off space because if you had like 20 people in one parking spot, they're probably not going to give us yet. 20:47 But if you got 20 people spread across 20 parking spots, that's probably when they're going to care, so I don't. 20:52 Speaker 2 Know, I don't think, I don't think so. I think you just need to e-mail her and say, hey, we're putting together a a cornhole tournament to raise money for leukemia research. We're going to do it at a local business on a Saturday. 21:09 Don't say don't not, do not, do not say the date. And then just say, you know, we're expecting 30 people to be in attendance and maybe there'll be one guy there with the guitar, like playing music. Do we need a permit? 21:24 And then she'll say no, and then you're good. Now she says yes. Like how long does the permitting process take? And if she says 2 to three days, then we give her all the real deal. We give her everything. We get the permit, we're in the good. But you, you got to send this e-mail now, dude. 21:39 Speaker 1 Now that's not good. 21:41 Speaker 2 She sounded, she sounded very sweet. She sounded very in a weird way. I I think you know what, this could be the one. 21:50 Speaker 1 Get in good with the the permitting office lady, and then we can just do whatever the fuck we want. Wherever in Sandy Springs. Hell yeah. Which, yeah. 21:56 Speaker 2 Maybe you'll, maybe you'll e-mail her and she's like, Brandon is your last name Thrasher? Oh my God. I listen to the Daily Dose every day and I think you're so funny. And you're like, well. 22:05 Speaker 1 She knows that and she knows our plan. She knows what's going on here. 22:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, she's listening tomorrow. And she's like, wait, is, is that me? 22:13 Speaker 1 So all right. Well, I guess we're trying to figure that out before we get into our next segment. I got. 22:17 Speaker 2 You're not figuring it out, Brandon. You're emailing her now. Like as soon as we're done recording, tell me you're going to do it. 22:23 Speaker 1 OK, well, I just need you to type up what you want me to send because apparently you're giving me fucking hand signals like darts and fucking, you know, you're like a fucking baseball pitcher over here. Like touching your hat. You're like. 22:34 Speaker 2 Circle circles. 22:35 Speaker 1 I'm like what? 22:36 Speaker 2 The fuck are you talking about? 22:38 Speaker 1 The fuck you want from me? So I told you to talk. Damn it. The mics sound exactly the same. God. OK. All right. 22:50 Speaker 2 Fuck. Oh my God, I'm dying. All right, go ahead, Sir. 22:55 Speaker 1 Figure it out. 22:56 Speaker 2 Send the e-mail. 22:57 Speaker 1 All right, send me what I need to send. I got to figure out where her e-mail is. I don't see shit on this fucking website, OK? 23:04 Speaker 2 She said to the She said to the bottom. 23:09 Speaker 1 There ain't shit down here at the fucking bottom with her name. Oh. 23:12 Speaker 2 My God. 23:13 Speaker 1 You're on one Galambos way. 23:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, dude, you, you were really bad. Like under pressure. She said e-mail me and you said OK, cool, thank you. And then she's like, well, my e-mail is like, you didn't even ask for her e-mail. You didn't see it on her. Told me it was already on. 23:27 Speaker 1 The website, she said. You'll see it on the website. 23:27 Speaker 1 The website, she said. You'll see it on the website. And I got Dumbo over here fucking doing signs like he's Rain Man over here trying to tell me shit. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? Just fucking talking to your mic into the world that there's two people on the phone talking. It's got a conference call. 23:43 Speaker 2 I just. I think it just pulled my rib, man. You know what? Let's do this. Hey, guys, if you're listening to this, it's Wednesday, All right? Me and Brandon are scared, OK? We're not big in the whole purb. We need, we need, you know what? This could be our first hire. We need a permitting officer. 24:01 So if anybody out there knows what they're doing, maybe you live near Sandy Springs or you live in the area and you think you can handle this for us, reach out to me or Brandon and hit us up tomorrow, Wednesday, and chances are we're going to give you the job, OK? Chances are there's not going to be a very long application process and you're going to be hired immediately. 24:18 Speaker 1 But you know. 24:19 Speaker 2 Dude I pulled my ribs so bad I'm in excruciating pain right now. When I was laughing and I turned. 24:26 Speaker 1 Oh God, yeah, look at. 24:28 Speaker 2 That you guys couldn't talk, man, I can't breathe. 24:31 Speaker 1 All right, well, before we get into the daily dose of dumb news, I think I might be getting scammed. 24:36 Daily News I don't know. 24:36 Daily News I don't know. So I've never heard of this before. I've so there's essentially I got this e-mail is there? I don't know if they're pretending to be from AT&T or what, but it says hello, BT backflows. I'm reaching out to you to let you know that our investigation into your damage claim, a bunch of numbers has been completed. 24:54 I will be your point of contact. So, but then it goes down here and it's trying to tell me that I owe like $320.00 for hitting this wire, this fiber wire, but then it says it has been completed. So I'm very confused on what I'm, what's going on here. Now, I've been doing irrigation for five years now and I've hit plenty of AT&T wires left and right. 25:15 I, you know, I always call on a locate. So that way they locate it and you know, we can figure out who's, you know, if, if they locate it and I hit it and it's in the wrong spot, then they got to figure it out. Now this one was kind of that scenario. The the mark was off. I hit it. But I've done that before and I've never had a claim come. 25:32 So I don't know if this is a new thing, like a new scammer thing where they're coming out and they're just trying to fuck with you and they're you know what I mean? They're just trying. 25:40 Speaker 2 To what's the What's the actual e-mail address it came from? 25:44 Speaker 1 Michelledemos.avila@internationalorintl.att.com. 25:55 Speaker 2 You know that's fake. It wouldn't be coming from what is INT. 25:59 Speaker 1 International. That's what I'm wondering. That's why I'm like, this sounds kind of weird, you know? 26:03 Speaker 2 26:03 Speaker 2 I think you can put that entire e-mail into Google and say like, you know, is this a fraudulent or is this is this a scam e-mail? And it'll come back and tell you that's that. There's no way. They just, they just go to companies like yours, 'cause they know you guys deal with that kind of stuff and they hit up like 18. 26:18 Like dude, what you just said, you hit those things all the time. I hit those things all the time when they were digging in my backyard. They hit mine three times, OK. That is the most common thing that gets cut. And the problem is AT&T doesn't charge you for that. They don't charge anybody for that. 26:34 Speaker 1 Ever. That's what I thought, yeah, because I've never gotten one of these before. They're. 26:38 Speaker 2 Just trying to scam you man. I wouldn't even answer. I wouldn't even respond to it. 26:41 Speaker 1 Do you think so? What did they send stuff in the mail? I just, I just ignore it all together. If it's if it's real, I guess that'll go to collections, right? Then I can just fight it. But I have no idea what you're talking. 26:49 Speaker 2 About what do I do if those go to collect? Like I have a couple of things. I have an ENTI have an ENT bill that went to collections for $119. I have a Northside Hospital bill that went to collections for $300 when when I was bleeding out of my butt. And I have a, Oh, my son's vision. 27:07 They dilated his pupils and we asked him. I was like, I was like, he, he doesn't like that being done. Can you not do it? And they're like, it's free. And I was like, oh, if it's free, do it. You know, who cares about it? You know, whatever. So they did it and they charged me 60 something dollars. So it all went to collections. I don't even I don't even acknowledge it. 27:23 Don't even don't even like don't even respond like whatever, man, I'll I'll, I'll send you a voicemail all day. Daddy don't care. So anyway, I wouldn't worry about it. 27:31 Speaker 1 All right, so I'm just like, I, I'm just wondering if you've ever gotten one of these before because I know they do like the the toll scams and they do the unpaid parking ticket scams that are pretty big. I didn't know they were getting into the AT&T business scam, but kind of makes sense. You know, a little bit about say, because a business owner might just be like, oh shit, that kind of sounds real real. 27:49 Let me go ahead and let me get send that out. 27:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, what's funny is I think I I deleted it because I don't care, but I did get an e-mail from AT and TI think today I didn't even read it though. I didn't even read it so. 28:05 Speaker 1 Maybe they're just hitting everybody. 28:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, they're probably just hitting all the businesses they can. 28:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, they're probably just hitting all the businesses they can. They it's like a one huge just like, oh, let's see who's dumb enough to pay us. And then Brandon's like, OK, where do I send the money? 28:19 Speaker 1 So. 28:20 Speaker 2 We got one. 28:22 Speaker 1 We got our we got our $300. We can retire out of Somalia now. I don't have to steal pirate ships. So all right, we'll go ahead and get into Daily Dosa. 28:32 Daily Dosa Dumb news, Chuck. You know what VHS stands for? 28:38 Speaker 2 Yes, it stands for Video Home System. 28:41 Speaker 1 Hell no it don't. 28:43 Speaker 2 Yes it does. 28:44 Speaker 1 Maybe if you're a senior citizen, you old mofo. 28:48 Speaker 2 Stupid. OK, you got me. What does it mean? 28:51 Speaker 1 Verified Home Systems one number a person can call to get estimates for any project in the Atlanta metro area. 28:59 Speaker 2 Verified home solutions, you said. 29:03 Speaker 1 It's systems, you idiot. 29:05 Speaker 2 Why not solutions? That makes more sense. 29:07 Speaker 1 I don't know, damn it, they got a system in place and it's called systems. 29:11 Speaker 2 Solutions. I like solutions better. 29:14 Speaker 1 Well, they're paying us to say systems. 29:17 Speaker 2 In that case, verified homes systems. It is verified home systems. 29:22 Speaker 1 Give them a call today 678-304-7532. 29:27 Speaker 3 That's your 29:50 Man Dies in Freak MRI Accident Man who died in freak MRI accident was jammed in the machine for almost an hour. He was never told to remove his 20 LB chain. Did you hear about this story up in Long Island, New York about this guy that went in for an MRI and the he had his chain on still, I guess under his shirt. 30:09 No one told him to take it off and essentially it just stuck him, you know, up to the machine and just basically hung him, choked him to death and killed him. Have you heard about this? 30:17 Speaker 2 No. 30:18 Speaker 1 Yeah. OK. So, well that's pretty much what that's just happened. What I told you that's. 30:23 Speaker 2 All the details you got. 30:25 Speaker 1 It was I say it was it was 61 years old. He went in there just to get a, you know, regular old MRI. Now the place I will say it looks kind of looks kind of sketchy. Let me see if I can share my screen here. I could definitely see this being the place where you die at getting an MRI because doesn't look like the most sophisticated place. 30:43 You see that see it at there at the top where it says like 516 open MRI. See that? 30:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, you would think if they if all they do is Mr. is they'd be really good at it, right? 30:59 Speaker 1 Well, the problem is they're I think their phone number is 516 open MRI. That is good. Let's let's. 31:05 Speaker 2 Why don't you call them and ask them how much an MRI is and how soon they can get you in 'cause I guarantee you they're going out of business. There's no way they're still doing Mr. Is right I. 31:16 Speaker 1 Don't know. 31:18 Speaker 2 When did he when did he die? 31:21 Speaker 1 Like a week ago or a little longer than that. 31:25 Speaker 2 Yeah. See see if they're still open and try to try to schedule an MRI and how soon they can get you in. OK. 31:35 Speaker 5 That's open MRI, how can I help you? 31:37 Speaker 1 Hey I was looking to get a MRI done. How soon could I get an appointment Let. 31:46 Speaker 5 Me. See, I can't believe the first one would be for Monday. 31:50 Speaker 1 Monday, OK, let me call one more place in the area and then I'll give you a call back. Do I need to? Any precautions I need to do before coming in? 32:03 Speaker 5 We're going to be up and running again on Monday. We aren't here like currently in the office. 32:09 Speaker 1 Oh, did something happen be. 32:10 Speaker 5 Up and running on, I'm sorry. 32:13 Speaker 1 It's did something happen or is is this is this place brand new? I thought y'all were open for a while. 32:19 Speaker 5 Oh no, no, we're not brand new. We've been here for a while. 32:22 Speaker 1 Oh y'all just doing some remodeling or something? Hello, can you hear me? You there? 32:39 Hello, can you hear me? Hello. I'm, I'm, I was just wondering, I just want to make sure, you know, I'm calling the right place because the the place I had went to was open MRI and they, you know, I've done a couple there. I just want to make sure the right, right place. 32:54 I didn't ever realize they closed down. OK, we got to call somewhere else. I guess I'm not getting MRI there. That was pretty funny. 33:08 Speaker 2 I was waiting, I was waiting for it to be like, actually our only MRI machine is currently being occupied and it has been for the last week by the same gentleman. We're still trying to get him off the table. So the the excavators, the excavators are they're, they're guessing by Monday we should have it off. 33:25 We should have him off and cleaned and you'll be ready to go. Isn't that crazy? 33:28 Speaker 1 Though they're opening back up on Monday though. Oh yeah, we get you right in. You'll be our first customer as soon as we reopen. 33:35 Speaker 2 That's I was, I was hoping you were going to say, you know, hey, I, I, I other places I've went told me that I needed to remove my chains. I like to wear lots of jewelry. Is that frowned upon? And then if she said like, oh, no, you're fine, wear whatever you want, you'll be OK. 33:52 You know, you're like, oh, OK, thank you. Dude, that's crazy. So, so he got stuck. My question is, once you get stuck to it and starts choking him out, can't you just like unplug the machine? 34:02 Speaker 1 Well, that's the crazy thing about MRI machines is they've got such an electromagnetic, electromagnetic field, like once you turn them off, it takes hours for it to wind down enough towards it doesn't have enough power. Because. Have you MRI machines blow my mind. They're they're crazy how they work. And like that technology, I think is going to be how we, like, talk to aliens or something. 34:21 Because you're using like a magnetic field to look inside a body. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, but. 34:27 Speaker 2 34:27 Speaker 2 I just don't understand why the guy didn't just like, unclip his necklace and just pull it off his neck. 34:32 Speaker 1 Well, it was probably, you know, the clasp was on the back, so it probably pulled like that. He ain't got no clasp in the front. 34:40 Speaker 2 Gold's not magnetic like that, is it? 34:42 Speaker 1 Well, obviously it wasn't pure gold. It's probably based in, you know, some kind of cheap metal. 34:47 Speaker 2 That sucks. That sucks. I can't. Why would you even think to take? I don't know, whatever. All right, so you're telling me if he had big earrings, then then his earlobes have just been like stripped out of his head? 34:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, Ripped out, Yeah. You never heard about these MRI stories, people leaving stuff in and like that's why you can't do it if you have a pacemaker or to RIP it right out of your chest. 35:04 Speaker 2 So what if you had like, let's say you're a female, right? And you had your nipples pierced and you went in? What? No, let's say they didn't tell you to take them out. Would your nipples go through your body? 35:17 Speaker 1 I think it'd probably stick to the top more. I think it. 35:20 Speaker 3 Would. Oh God. 35:23 Speaker 1 35:23 Speaker 1 Flying out little rocket ships. So yeah, I think that would have been happened. But yeah, I think if you've got a if you've got like pacemaker or something else I think you got to do, it's not Amri, maybe CAT scan. CAT scan is just for your head, right? That doesn't do your your whole body. 35:39 Speaker 2 Yeah, 'cause what you got I had when I no, I think they did a CAT scan for me when I had my my tummy issue. So I think that was AI definitely got a cat something. I went into a big tunnel. 35:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it's MRI. Is it a big open tunnel? Was it a real tight tunnel? 35:56 Speaker 2 It was pretty tight. 35:58 Speaker 1 Oh, that might be your. I don't know. See, I can't remember which one's which. That might have been a CAT scan, I don't know. Anyway, this guy dies. Don't wear any jewelry or anything metal into the into the MRI machine. I can't believe this. I mean, I really can't believe this company's still in business. Like they're they're going back into business. 36:13 You know, how do they not get sued yet and shut down Like they, I guess they've got really good malpractice insurance. 36:19 Speaker 2 How many machines do they have? I mean, are you going to put people in the same machine that some dude died in? That's crazy. 36:26 Speaker 1 Just be like you're not wearing any chains, are you? Like no, why? But last you didn't hear died. 36:32 Speaker 2 And, and I mean, there's no way they have a lot, how much these machines have to cost, what, $100,000? 36:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to think more than that. 36:40 Speaker 2 So there's no way they're getting rid of it. It's not like they're going to put it down like a dog. So this thing is going to be in service forever and it killed somebody. See, that's that's my thing. If if you have any type of I don't, I'm not going to say a robot, because Mr. is are not robot, right? 36:56 But any type of technology that kills a human being, you got to destroy it. You got to destroy it. At that point, it's evil. It's gone. You can't use it ever again. 37:05 Speaker 1 Well, that's the problem, like if it's connected, you know, because like MRI machines are connected obviously to the the Internet, they're at the hospital. So it could. If that machine turns bad, it can make the other ones go bad too, be real bad. 37:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude. I've seen, I've seen Will Smith. I robot. You can't mess with this stuff. 37:23 Speaker 1 And I freaked out when we got our first Roomba because that was made by I Robot, you know? 37:27 Speaker 2 37:27 Speaker 2 Yes, yes. Now, Roombas, though, they're kind of They can't really hurt you. 37:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, if they if they had legs though, and they could climb stairs, I would have been really concerned. 37:36 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, If you put one arm on that thing and some legs, it's a totally different animal. But the way it is right now, it's just a pooper scooper. It just hit your poop, your dog's poop, and just smears it all over your house. That's the worst thing you gotta worry about. 37:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, So all right, up next daily dosa dumb news. 37:50 Indian police find Russian woman and her two daughters living in an isolated forest cave Indian police red dot not tomahawk find Russian woman and her two daughters living in an isolated forest cave. So there were there was a State Park over there in India, in southern India, Karnataka. 38:06 They found a a woman 40 years old and her two daughters aged 6 and four. They were apparently overstaying their visa and they decided to hide in a cave and they'd been there for about a little over a week. So what they're afraid about was, I guess going back to Russia and then, you know, something going on with the war or them getting killed. 38:26 Or maybe she had said something bad about Mr. Putin over there. And he said, I'm going to kill you, bitch. And she's like, I'm going to live in a cave in India with my two daughters. And he's like, we'll find you. You know, India works for us. So I just don't know if he, the reason I, I like this story is because if I was thinking about if I had to go hide from a government, you know, if I had to hide from the US, where would I be going and where would I be hiding that wouldn't extradite me. 38:52 But life's also kind of nice. It's not too bad. Probably not going to get involved in a lot of wars, you know, still hot women around there. And like I said, they're not really going to find me or be looking for me there, you know? 39:03 Speaker 2 I'm going to live with Nate. 39:05 Speaker 1 See, I think Mexico will extradite you though. 39:09 Speaker 2 Will they? Yeah. 39:10 Speaker 1 And then you got to deal with cartel, you know, I don't want to deal with that cartel. 39:16 Speaker 2 All right, I'm going to Cuba. 39:18 Speaker 1 I think I want like a, yeah, like an island nation. I think it would be the best bet you know. 39:22 Speaker 2 I'm not going to India. This is the worst. That's like the worst possible. If somebody put a list together in the world and they gave you every country in the world minus war-torn countries like Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran, Israel, right? They take all those off the table, all the war-torn countries, but they leave India on. 39:41 Are you picking that? 39:44 Speaker 1 India out of out of where to go besides war-torn countries? 39:47 Speaker 2 Yeah. 39:48 Speaker 1 No man, it's just, I don't know. From what I see it's it looks like it smells real bad. A lot of dudes over there. I think they outnumber the women like 3 to one. That's why they're all horny and looking around. There's like. 39:59 Speaker 2 39:59 Speaker 2 Well, then they're raping everybody. 40:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't wanna get raped. 40:02 Speaker 2 That's probably why they found her. They were probably searching caves and they were like, well, I got the one, I got the one, I got the one, I got the one, you know. And then all of a sudden all the rest of the guys come out of the forest and they're like, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. My name is India, man, India man, you know, whatever. I think that that's a terrible place to stay. 40:18 Now I will say, could you say the city again that this happened in? 40:22 Speaker 1 Kanakarata. 40:26 Speaker 2 Why do you have to say it like that? 40:29 Speaker 1 I think it's how it's pronounced. Oh, no, Karnataka. Karnataka. Karnataka. Karnataka. That's it. Karnataka. 40:39 Speaker 2 I don't know how many she had. She had how many kids with her? 40:42 Speaker 1 26 and 4. 40:44 Speaker 2 Oh screw that dude. I've been living in a hotel room with my 40:56 Speaker 4 04592 I. 40:58 Speaker 1 Don't know who that is living in a so you wouldn't live in a cave with your family if you had to. 41:03 Speaker 2 Well, if I had to, but she didn't have to, she could. I mean, what's what borders India? There's got to be a better country that borders India. 41:10 Speaker 1 I don't know, man. She came all the way from Russia. That's a long trek right there, you know? And she probably, yeah, she probably could have found something nicer on the way down, I would think. 41:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't even think there's like resources. 41:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe she was like real dirty and she thought she would just, like, blend in, you know, 'cause like Russian people look a lot different than Indians, I'll tell you that. 41:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, you ain't blending in over there. 41:29 Speaker 1 So, all right, well, getting to what? Good. 41:33 Speaker 2 Chuck. 41:35 Speaker 1 What the Chuck. Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 41:42 Speaker 2 A bowl of Chuck. 41:44 Speaker 1 Oh Chuck, Chuck it real good. What the Chuck? 41:51 Speaker 2 All right, before I get into the the question here that I have for you, Brandon, I got to, I got to say last night it was, you know, one of the greatest things ever happened so many, many years ago. 42:03 Brandon’s son got stuck in an elevator Brandon's got to go throw up. Many, many years ago, we were in Florida, Destin, FL, and my son was young and he went into this elevator that said out of order. Somehow the door opened. I don't even know how this is even possible or legal, but the door opened, my son went in, he got stuck in the elevator. He's bawing his eyes out. He's probably 4-3 or four years old. 42:20 So we had to call the fire department. The fire department comes in, they rescue him out of the elevator and they bring him to safety. All right, So he gets brought to safety. Next day, we go back to the fire department and we thank them all and he gets his little tour. He gets his little fire part or fire department hat. 42:35 And it was a beautiful thing, beautiful moment. So last night, we're in this hotel and I cannot tell you that if you come to the Big Island of Hawaii, do not stay at Pacific 19, which is a Beach Hotel. It's a traditional Beach Hotel, which is very trendy. 42:51 Well, one of the things that's already trendy about it is the door handles just come off. There's no reason. There's no rhyme or reason. The bathroom door just to have the handle just comes off on the inside. So if you don't have the handle and you're in the bathroom and you lock that door, you're gonna have to have an emergency safe coming from somebody. 43:08 So last night, my wife's asleep. It's 43:17 Speaker 1 Delivered. 43:18 Speaker 2 I had to, but we brought the boxes of popcorn and what we're doing for the flight is we pop all the popcorn, we put it in Ziploc bags, and then the kids take them on the plane. That way they got snacks for days. But anyway, so my daughter's a hand to the bathroom. My youngest goes in and grabs the door handle and brings it out of the bathroom knowing what's going to happen. 43:38 So my oldest daughter gets trapped in the bathroom. And when I say trapped, I mean like legitimately trapped. Seriously cannot get out. There's no way. We were working on this door for a good 5-10 minutes. And my youngest has heard the Horror Story of when Carter had the fire department called on him and he was in the elevator. 43:54 And I said to my daughter, I said, I think I'm going to have to call maintenance or somebody to take the door off the hinges. And my youngest has a meltdown. Dude. She starts slapping herself in the face and she's like, she's like, Oh my gosh, I'm so stupid. 44:09 She's like, I'm so sorry, Savannah. I'm so sorry. And I'm trying not to laugh because I've never seen her react like this. She's having a complete meltdown. So after forever trying to get this door open, I then have the epiphany. I wonder if I can slide the door handle under the door. Like, I wonder if that's even possible. 44:25 So I did it. It worked. I had to really force it, but it worked. So she got out, she saved. But that was funny. I just had to share that real quick. And it was good because you went to the bathroom. But anyway, all right, so the what the Chuck? 44:35 Ozzy Osbourne The real What the Chuck? Guys, I know you've seen the news. Unbelievable. The lead singer, Black Sabbath, right? What's his name? 44:45 Speaker 1 Ozzy Osbourne, baby. 44:46 Speaker 2 There you go. Good job, Ozzy Osbourne. Dead what, 2 weeks, Week, week or two weeks after his farewell concert, he passes away. Go ahead, I saw. 44:55 Speaker 1 I saw a lot of people saying there, I'm shocked. I'm stunned by bitch. How are you shocked or stunned, man? We thought he was going to die. The past six years is lucky he lasted this long. Like you're, you're shocked. We knew it was coming, you know, just matter of time. 45:08 Speaker 2 I mean it, it was a great way to go. I mean, you, you did that farewell show. He actually sounded pretty good during the show. He got to sing, you know? 45:16 Speaker 3 Mama, I'm coming home. 45:18 Speaker 2 I mean dude, that was isn't that, Isn't that his song? 45:21 Speaker 1 Yeah. 45:22 Speaker 2 OK, thank you. I was like, oh, wait a minute. Was that Mötley Crüe? Anyway, so I I thought that was amazing. The whole thing's crazy. A lot of people are saying different things about it, but the reason I bring that up is I put together, I put together a questionnaire for Brandon. 45:35 Brandon’s Dark Side Questionnaire Oh God, it's not rock. 45:36 Speaker 1 Music is it? 45:37 Speaker 2 No, no, no, it's good. It's dark. OK, now we all know Ozzy Osbourne was known as the Prince of Darkness All. 45:43 Speaker 5 Right. 45:44 Speaker 2 So I, I got this online. This is not something I came up with. I found it, but it's the top, the top 10 questions to get to know someone's dark side and how dark they are. All right, so here's the questions. 46:01 And it starts off with, do you like the taste of blood? That's not a question, but that's how they like, you know, they get you in. OK, here we go. All right, if you were forced to kill your mother or your father, which one would you choose? 46:18 Speaker 1 Oh man, that's tough. You know, I as a child, I often thought about that. Like, you know, you watch Batman when you're. 46:24 Speaker 3 Younger. 46:25 Speaker 2 What is wrong with you? 46:27 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, you watch Batman when you're younger and he's got what, the the hot chick or Robin? I can't remember what villain that was, but he's holding them both and he's gonna let go, you know? Yeah, I don't know. So it'd be like, I mean, I see my dad more. I don't see my mom as as much. 46:42 I feel like my mom's probably sadder than my dad at the moment because her whole family, you know, her whole family's pretty much dead now. It kind of sucks. Oh, my God. Yeah. I don't know, man. This is let me see. I don't know, got my dad. 47:01 I don't know. 47:01 I don't know. I don't think anyone listens to either one of them listens to the podcast. So I guess I'm going to have to go with the, I guess, my mom, I guess. 47:08 Speaker 2 My mom I. 47:09 Speaker 1 Feel like she'd rather be, you know, her family's more dead and she could probably be more connected with them. 47:16 Speaker 2 Oh my God, is there a right? 47:18 Speaker 1 Answer on that. 47:20 Speaker 2 No, that was, that was not the right answer. There's there's, you know, ways that are say you're more demented or less demented. You chose your mom, which goes on the more that's all it says is more or less. So you're definitely, but that's only your first question. You're good, you're good, you're good. Second one actually is the title. 47:36 It's number. It's not I'm going because there's 25. I'm not gonna do all 25 and do 10 #4 is do you like the taste of blood? 47:44 Do you like the taste of blood? Yeah, I mean, it's got a little bit of iron in there. It's definitely a different taste, you know, completely different, something you've never tasted before. I mean, you know, you get you get punched in the mouth when you start bleeding. I mean, I think that really wakes you up. I don't know if it's the fact that you know, you're bleeding or you're hurt or it's the taste of blood in your mouth. But and then, you know, if if I'm with a girl and I really like her, her blood don't taste too bad either too. 48:04 You know what I mean? 48:06 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 48:08 Speaker 1 Yes, yeah, I like blood. Like the taste of blood. Works good. 48:11 Speaker 2 Getting off to a rough start here. 48:15 Speaker 1 I'm not coming back home. 48:17 Speaker 2 OK, well, I mean, you still got you still got you got you still got time to redeem yourself. All right. OK, number six, which #3? 48:24 Would You Rather bleed out or be set on fire? Are we just bouncing around or what are you doing here? 48:26 Speaker 2 I picked the best 10 out of the 25. The ones that we can, the ones that we can get through quickly and still, you know, have time to do our thing. All right. Would you rather bleed out or be set on fire? 48:37 Speaker 1 Oh, definitely bleed out for sure. I mean that that's that's more of a calming way to go Fire, dude, being burned is the worst. And dude, if you get if, if you don't die, then you're just really fucked up for the rest of your life. And not even like just like paralyzed fucked up, like people can see that you're fucked up. 48:53 That's terrible. That's rough. That makes you want to die even more. That's like the people that are the people that shoot themselves and they don't kill themselves. And then they're just like paralyzed forever. And it's like, damn, now I really want to die. But your family's like. 49:05 Speaker 2 Oh, he's survived. I love him. 49:06 Speaker 1 They're like, just put the man out of his misery dude. It's just terrible, so sad. 49:11 Speaker 2 They're like, don't let him own any more guns. You're like, Dang it. 49:14 Speaker 1 One more time, promise I won't shoot myself. 49:18 Speaker 2 All right, all right, good answer. That was less that was less dark. OK, I was worried if you if you said fire on that we were going to have problems. OK, here we go. 49:25 Speaker 1 What the fuck wants to be burned alive? That's crazy. 49:28 Speaker 2 OK, who likes the taste of blood, Psycho? OK, who wants to kill their mom? The weirdo I don't want. 49:33 Speaker 1 To. 49:34 Speaker 2 You just said it. 49:36 Speaker 1 No, you said, if you had to choose. 49:38 Speaker 2 And you said you would. The right answer was I would not choose. OK, OK, If you were trapped on an island, would you rather resort to cannibalism or die of starvation? 49:54 Speaker 1 49:54 Speaker 1 Resort can't or die. Are the people already dead or we got to kill them and then eat them? Are they already dead? 49:59 Speaker 2 I'll give you the dead. I'll give that to you. 50:01 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I feel like I died on. I feel like I died on the island and there was a chance, you know, like they're like, all right, the boat's two weeks out and you're like, I only got 2 days. I'm going to die. All right. Well, you know, I would want, if I would want people to eat my body, you know, if I died, I think I would eat. 50:21 Yeah. If they're already dead, I wouldn't kill someone to eat them. But if that's all I had to eat, I'd probably eat a body. Yeah, more likely. 50:28 Speaker 2 So if you were, if you were dying on, if you were dying on the island and me and you were there, right? We're we're both starving to death. And I'm like, you know what, Brandon? I'm going to cut off a chunk of my butt and I'm going to give it to you to eat. Would you eat it? 50:44 Speaker 1 Maybe you're so nice like that. You're hospitality. Yeah, sure. OK, buddy, I thought you're going to say you're going to cut off like the lower part of your leg and we could share it together like a Turkey leg. 50:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm going to cut off a leg. 50:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm going to cut off a leg. But no, I'm stuck on an island with one leg. That's going to be impossible. I'm definitely going to die. You know the boat off a leg. 51:02 Speaker 1 I think the boat's coming. 51:04 Speaker 2 Yet if it doesn't, I can't even get. I can't even swim to it. 51:07 Speaker 1 I would imagine they'd get a little dingy and come to us. You're like. 51:11 Speaker 2 Hey, you guys are going to have to go save Chuck, man. He ain't got no arms or legs. We've been eating on him for about four weeks. I'm just a I'm just a stub. I'm just rocking on the beach. Like they're like, how long you guys been out here? Brandon's like 4 days. 51:27 Yeah, we were starving, man. Chuck. Chuck was nice enough to give me every one of his limbs. Psychopath. OK, If someone you loved committed a gruesome murder, would you help them cover it up? 51:41 Psychopath Oh, what do we mean by like cover it up? Like give him like a like give them a car to get away in and tell them you know where to go and what to do or. 51:49 Speaker 2 And you know nothing about it. You're telling them you're lying to the cops. You're helping them get away. You're giving them money, you're giving them a getaway car. You're getting them out of the country. I mean, you are helping them because you love them and it's somebody you love. So let's say your dad committed a gruesome murder. Well, I'm not. I'm not going to say your mom because you obviously don't care about that. 52:04 But whatever. He killed somebody. He killed the mailman. I don't care. What'd you do it? 52:12 Speaker 1 What did the mailman do? 52:15 Speaker 2 Your dad found out he was stealing mail, stealing his packages. 52:19 Speaker 1 Oh, like Money Mail? 52:21 Speaker 2 No, just packages. 52:26 Speaker 1 They just shaking them. Yeah. I mean, I would, like I said, I would have to know the details of the crime, but I I I could, you know, I would definitely, you know, play dumb, like, I don't know shit. Like, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what's going on. Haven't seen him, don't know where he is. I don't know anything because you can't get in trouble for saying you don't know, you know, because you could have got hit in the head, you know, the day afterwards and have short term amnesia, you know? 52:49 Speaker 2 So the answer is yes, you would help them cover it up. 52:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, anything to not help the cops. Pretty much stupid. 52:56 Speaker 2 You don't even think about the postman's family. 52:59 Speaker 1 Well, whatever he did, I'm sure he deserved it. 53:01 Speaker 2 OK, OK. All right. Two more, two more because we got to, we got to hurry. 53:05 Speaker 1 Which, you know, I don't like post. I don't like postmen either. You know, they're, they're, they're on my list with, with bicyclists. Hate them? 53:12 Speaker 2 Oh, and it's and this and this postman. I didn't tell you before because I didn't want to like, you know, really get get you going. This postman he drives bike. 53:19 Speaker 1 Oh man, I fuck whoever they're they're lucky I didn't get there first. Allegedly. 53:28 Speaker 2 Allegedly. All right. 53:30 Would you rather be eaten alive by wolves or eaten alive by a human? Would you rather be eaten alive by wolves or eaten alive by a human? 53:38 Speaker 1 I'm thinking wolves probably because a human eating mean they're going to be talking to me, you know, it's going to be weird. And usually they got some kind of fetish, so they're probably like whacking off on me too. I don't need that, you know not why I'm being eaten, but. 53:51 Speaker 2 But a human, a human's going to do it surgically. 53:51 Speaker 2 But a human, a human's going to do it surgically. And I'll even throw in that they're going to give you pain numbing, like they're going to numb the pain with some type of medication. 54:02 Speaker 1 Oh man. 54:03 Speaker 2 But they are probably. They are probably going to masturbate on you though. 54:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I can. I can just see them being like a real, real weird sexual thing. Like they start giving me a blowjob and then they cut my Wiener off. 54:13 Speaker 2 And they, oh God, why, why do you, why, why do you did you go there? Like, come on. 54:18 Speaker 1 Well, that that's where you're, you're thinking too. You know, if someone's got tied down on a bed and they're going to start eating you first, what's the first thing they're going to eat? You know, start off with a little brat. 54:29 Speaker 2 A little Vienna sausage. Vienna. 54:31 Speaker 1 Sausage. Yeah, a little. 54:32 Speaker 2 Different. Don't give yourself a brat, dude. If you're in that situation. It is a Vienna sausage, my friend. There ain't no way you got a brat. There ain't no way. 54:43 Speaker 1 Putting a put a little little pigs in a blanket, Yeah. 54:48 Speaker 2 He's like this little piggy had roast beef, this little. 54:52 Speaker 3 Piggy had none. 54:54 Speaker 1 I always imagine nuts looking like Brussels sprouts too, you know, cooked. I imagine how they I think they would look OK. 55:02 Speaker 2 But the last one. 55:03 Speaker 1 You very quickly just get it over with just because they like to go for the throat, you know, they like to RIP it out real quick. Yeah, I. 55:08 Speaker 2 Just feel they're going to tear you apart, which which I guess it's good, you know, get it over with quickly. You know, that's why I always say if I'm going to die in a tragedy, drowning is the way to go. Because when you're drowning, when you're drowning, it's the worst fear in the world. And you're like, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. And it's over, you know, by the time you really get to the point where you're like, oh, my God, I'm dying. 55:27 You're unconscious. And it's it's done. So I feel like wolves would kind of be faster. But I just wanted to add the numbing things. I thought for sure you'd take the bait. You did not Congratulations, you're moving. You're doing OK. So this is the one that really matters. 55:39 Necrophilia OK, I know the correct answer to this because it's just simple. But I don't feel like you're going to do it. I feel like you're going to go the other way. If you were a necrophiliac, you know what a necrophiliac is. 55:51 Speaker 1 Fucking dead people. 55:53 Speaker 2 OK, we didn't have to say that way. But yes, making love with the dead. OK, which celebrity would you dig up to sleep with? But now remember, they're dead, OK? 56:07 Speaker 1 Are they are, are they just bones or am I just like going in the pelvic area or there's still skin there? What are we saying? 56:14 Speaker 2 No, I mean, I mean every, every celebrity. I mean, because everybody, I mean, unless you're going like, you know, people like Helen Keller or something. I mean in the modern, in the last 70 years, every celebrity has been embalmed. Every celebrity, every celebrity that have been buried has been embalmed. Now, my, my cousin works at a cemetery and they do exhibit people. 56:33 Well, no, but they exhume bodies. They exhume bodies all the time, especially when families move. And a lot of times parents, when they have a child or they have a, a young, a young person that passed away in their family and they're moving across the United States, they have them exhume the casket or exhume the body and they move it to where they're going so they can be close to their loved ones. 56:51 And he's opened, he's opened to many of these caskets. And he told me he opened one of a girl that she died in a car accident in like 1965. He opened the casket and she looked like she'd been buried a week ago. How old was she? 57:07 She was like 2022, something like that. She was young and he was like, this is crazy. He's like, dude, she was gorgeous. Now, the problem is once the body shut up. I know, I know where you're going. He did not do anything that I well, that I know of. But he he takes his job very serious and he's very respectful about it. 57:24 But so I can tell you most, they're all going to have skin mostly unless they're hundreds of years old. So you you pretty much have the last 100 years to play with. Who you going with? 57:34 Speaker 1 Oh, let's think here probably would go with someone, you know, that was that was popular. Like I don't know, like a like a porn star. I don't know a lot of dead people. You know, I not that old, so I don't know a lot of dead people at the moment. 57:50 I would go with probably. Let's think about. 57:54 Speaker 2 This. 57:55 Speaker 1 Who's really hot? I mean, he got Marilyn Monroe. You know, that's like, that's like the one you think of off the bat. Did Abe Lincoln have a wife? 58:06 Speaker 2 Yeah. 58:08 Speaker 1 Maybe Abe Lincoln's wife. You know, that'd be pretty cool. Why? Why? Why? Why would? 58:13 Speaker 2 58:13 Speaker 2 You. Why would you do that? I don't. 58:17 Speaker 1 Know he got a blowjob. Maybe she can give me a blowjob. 58:21 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 58:22 Speaker 1 Brainy, Jackie Kennedy, Why? 58:26 Speaker 2 Why are you going with ex president's dead president's wives? I. 58:30 Speaker 1 Don't know, because they're pretty popular, you know, And they're usually pretty hot, you know, And they got a lot of trauma, so they'd probably go with me. 58:37 Speaker 2 They're they're dead. 58:40 Speaker 1 Less options for them. Oh my God. 58:43 Speaker 2 You're freaking crazy. No, I the the correct answer is somebody that would select someone that had died recently would be less dark. So the longer the further back you go, the more dark they are. 58:58 And I'm pretty sure unless you wanted to go back and bang Caesar's wife in ancient Rome, you went back as far as you possibly could, you creepy bastard. I mean, just because of recent I'm, I'm sticking as recent as I can. 59:18 The hottest lady that passed away recently. I'm off the top of the head, I'm going to say Amy Winehouse. Amy. 59:28 Speaker 5 Winehouse. 59:29 Speaker 2 What's that? 59:30 Speaker 1 She not a heroine. 59:32 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think they all do. At 27, she's in the 27 club but I think she was the most recent because there's been a lot of males. 59:39 Speaker 1 Like the 90s? 59:42 Speaker 2 Yeah, but who else am I going to? I mean, I'm not going back to 1800, you freak. I'm, I'm, I'm, at least I'm in the 1990s. I just can't think of anybody else that was that was really pretty. 59:54 Speaker 1 Vagina might have been different back then 'cause they had a lot of kids, they might have liked it more. 59:58 Speaker 2 In the 90s, no. 1:00:00 Speaker 1 No, no, back in the 1800s it might have been different. Dude, I'm. 1:00:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, God's so gross. That is just thinking about disgusting. So either way, you went the darkest. Congratulations, you're disgusting. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 OK, Well, that was pretty fun. That was, that was a good one right there, Yeah. 1:00:17 Speaker 2 We did that in honor, in honor Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne. We're sorry if he's going to be missed. That is a legend that is no longer with us. 1:00:27 Speaker 1 1:00:27 Speaker 1 Yep. So we'll see. Ozzy, I don't know why you're surprised that he died. He stuck around as long as he could. I think he used the last little bit of life he had in him at that concert. I think he just squeezed it all out. He said. All right, ready for me to die. So we're going to get to a daily dose of Get your Life Together. If you got a problem, if you got a story or you just need to talk to someone, give us a call, 404-890-0005. 1:00:48 Leave us a voicemail and we'll call you the next day. If you remember yesterday, our homeboy shit his pants and he didn't know what to do. And Chuck had a very interesting story to go along with it with him and his wife. So if you didn't hear yesterday's episode, check that out. We'll go and give our boy a call, No? 1:01:11 Kai’s Voicemail Yo. 1:01:12 Speaker 1 Yo, what's going on, man? It's Brandon and Chuck from the Daily Doe Show. How you doing? 1:01:16 Speaker 6 Doing good. 1:01:17 Speaker 1 Good man. So what do you want us to call you? Like you said, I try to tell people to leave their names on these voicemails, but we only get about 10% of them. What's your name? 1:01:29 Speaker 2 Kai. 1:01:29 Speaker 1 Kai OK, And where you from? Kai, Florida, Florida. Sweet Kai from Florida. The story is making a lot more sense now. So we listened to your voicemail yesterday and you said you shit your pants and you sat in it and you didn't know what to do. Now, we talked about a few different scenarios depending on where you shit your pants at. 1:01:47 So in this scenario, in this case, where were you at when you shit your pants? 1:01:53 Speaker 6 Well, I was actually just, you know, chilling, chilling on the front porch. And I said, oh, I got a fart. Next thing you know it wasn't. No fart man. Definitely not a part. 1:02:04 Speaker 1 Oh, and what kind? 1:02:05 Speaker 6 I was like what the fuck am I going to do? 1:02:08 Speaker 1 And what kind of chair are we are we talking about like a camping chair? Are we talking about like a wooden slat chair where it could like escape? Or is it just all pulling up? Oh, camping chair. Oh yeah, that's bad. That that shit don't breathe right there. So we were talking about different scenarios, like if you're in class, you know, and you shit your pants. 1:02:25 It's a very tricky game. You know, it depends on when in class you shit your pants. If you, if it's towards the end, you might want to try to hold out until everybody gets out of there. But if it's like the beginning or the first half of class, then you know people are going to start smelling and they're going to start looking around and figure out that you got a bunch of shit in your pants. 1:02:41 Speaker 6 Oh yeah. 1:02:41 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, So what's, what does Kai do down in Florida for fun when he's not shit in his pants? 1:02:48 Speaker 6 Well, I shoot Phoebe guns and guns and you know, try hunt for lizards. But you know, I can't find any lizards all day. 1:02:55 Speaker 1 Oh, y'all, yeah, y'all got a bunch of iguanas down there, right? Is that the lizards you're hunting? 1:03:00 Speaker 6 No, it's the other. Oh, just the little little tiny one. I've I've I've been hunting them since I was like 10 years old. 1:03:09 Speaker 1 I got you. Yeah, you should upgraded to those iguanas. I see people eat them and shoot them and maybe you could like shit on them when you it could be like your new Instagram series shitting on iguanas after you shoot them. 1:03:20 Speaker 6 Oh yeah. 1:03:22 Speaker 2 Hey Kai, I got AI got a question. How old are you man? 1:03:26 Speaker 6 20. 1:03:27 Speaker 2 And when was the last time you did this other than a couple days ago? Are you, are you like a serial pant crapper or, or did you just do it one time and one and done? 1:03:38 Speaker 6 Man, I was like 19 or 18 the last time I did it and my stomach was hurting so bad. I just said no, no, no I wasn't. It was, it was actually a month before before I did that and my stomach was hurting real bad. So I said, oh shit, I got a fart and I farted and I was laying in my fucking bed about to fucking wake up, get breakfast and then and then just felt it going down. 1:04:00 I'm like, Oh no, no, no. 1:04:04 Speaker 1 That way it's not your mourning. Sounds like you might be a serial shitter. Now. I know there's some, there's some classes you might be able to take on identifying a fart and a shit. Maybe you should look into those. So I mean, we're just, yeah, that's what we do, man. 1:04:21 We just people call in, we try to make them laugh and try to help them get some get some help, you know? So shit doctor, something like that, just like I just. I just need help figuring out the difference. 1:04:31 Speaker 4 Are. 1:04:33 Speaker 2 Are are you, are you with a girl? Kai, are you are you married or dating? 1:04:38 Speaker 6 Yeah, dating. 1:04:39 Speaker 2 Does she know about this? 1:04:43 Speaker 6 Not really. 1:04:45 Speaker 2 Not really. 1:04:46 Speaker 1 Or she do your laundry and she kind of knows. 1:04:49 Speaker 6 Oh no, no. Can I do my own laundry? 1:04:52 Speaker 1 1:04:52 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, so. 1:04:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, of course he does, Brandon. Of course he does his own laundry. Are you kidding me? He's not. Hey, babe, Babe, I really need to know if this is going to work out. Can you go do my laundry? And then she's like, Oh my God. 1:05:04 Speaker 1 This guy crazy. That's a great five day 03 out of five this week, babe. We're doing good. We're looking up, doing good so well. All right, Kai. Well, like I said, usually a lot of people whenever they call in, like I said, we, we tell people to call in if they got a funny story, if they've got something going on in their life, if they're sad, if they just need someone else to talk to. 1:05:23 So it would be just a couple words of wisdom you'd give to somebody that may be down on their luck right now or thinking life's not treating them too fairly. 1:05:32 Speaker 6 There is always worse things going on in the world. I'm like in the world feel like just be great, graceful that you're still alive and and you're living then you're healthy. Well, if they are healthy. 1:05:46 Speaker 1 Well, we got, we got a lot of, we got a big audience that lives in Ukraine. So what would you tell those people? 1:05:52 Speaker 6 I would tell those people, go grab a gun and a beer. Protect yourself. 1:05:58 Speaker 1 Damn straight. Look at that Kai from Florida. 1:05:58 Speaker 1 Damn straight. Look at that Kai from Florida. He knows how to get the shit done. Yeah, take care of your own damn country and that right. OK. All right, Kyle. Well, you have a good one, man. We'll talk to you later. Give us a call if you need anything else. I bet. See it, bud. 1:06:12 Speaker 2 Take care, bud. 1:06:15 Speaker 1 That's good. I like that guy. 1:06:16 Speaker 2 He's Joe. Yeah. Well, he's definitely got a problem. Yeah. 1:06:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I think you figure out when you're farting and when you're shitting your pants around age 5, probably 6. 1:06:25 Speaker 2 Or, or after you crapped your pants one time. And when I said how long ago was it, he said, oh, about a year, actually, no, about a month. So I guarantee you if I'd have said how, when was the last time before that time? Oh no, that was the year. OK, what about before that time? He's like 3 months, you know, So I mean, he definitely has a problem. 1:06:44 Now, the obvious question, and I didn't want to ask it because I feel like it was inappropriate, is how do I, how do I say this? This is this is a tough one to pull out, Brandon. Do you do you feel like men that use their butt hole more than for other things have a harder time with that? 1:07:07 Speaker 1 Oh, you think he's gay, but. 1:07:09 Speaker 2 I didn't say that. I didn't say that. I, I mean, it doesn't have to be gayness. It could be just using it for whatever. I mean, sometimes guys like to do stuff, you know, like. 1:07:18 Speaker 1 Funneling. Funneling in their butt. Butt funneling. 1:07:21 Speaker 2 I don't know, but I'm just saying that was going to be my question. But I was like, I don't want to go there. That's why I asked are you married or you dating? And he said yes, so. 1:07:32 Speaker 1 Well, you know, I mean, I don't know, you know, because they the women always, you know, they'll say something about that. They'll be like vaginas, don't stress. Depending on how many guys have been with, it's a bunch of other factors. So you know that's a lie. 1:07:43 Speaker 2 You know that's a lie, OK, It's a lie. 1:07:47 Speaker 1 A lie, dude. Yeah. So I don't know about the butt hole thing. I don't know how you know how many times it can retract back to its normal size. So I don't know. We might have to get a gay guy on and ask him. I don't know if I want that conversation, though. If you're gay. Yeah. I don't want to look him in the eye when they're telling me about this. Just call in. You know that's not going to be a. 1:08:02 That's not going to be. You're not going to be on camera. No, not at all. I can't be looking at you and you're like, dude, when I take that Wiener in my butt, I that's. 1:08:09 Speaker 2 It. 1:08:11 Speaker 1 And I don't think I could have two on at the same time. That would freak me out. Two lesbians we could. So all righty. Well, that was a great episode, man. We got a lot of couples right there. I think maybe not, maybe nothing at all. I don't know. If you're listening to us, you're on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcast or Spotify. 1:08:27 Be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow. It helps us out tremendously and I see a lot of you doing it, so we appreciate it. We got our event coming up. We talked about earlier. Be sure to bring a friend, tell a friend we're all going to have a good time. It's going to be great. Like I said, it's going to be awesome. It's going to be awesome. We got the Patreon down below. 1:08:42 If you want to throw a few dollars at us, we use that for paid advertising for the show, so we get more eyes and ears on it. 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