Daily Dose 111- We're Running For President - The Daily Dose Show
2025-08-18
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:15 Where Was Chuck? Plus, Our Scary Episode Plans which means there's a lot of new stuff to do this weekend. It's winding down. August, thank God, You know, moving on into the fall months. I'm ready for fall. We're ready for it to cool down a little bit. My name is Brandon Thrasher over this. Chuck Ironfish. How you doing? 0:26 Speaker 2 I missed you man. 0:27 Speaker 1 Why? Where, What happened? What was I supposed to? 0:29 Speaker 2 Be we haven't we haven't been in communication like normal today. Usually on the weekend, me and Brandon are pretty in in communication all day. And I texted you today and you didn't respond. And I was like. 0:42 Speaker 1 0:43 Speaker 2 I know and I started getting worried because I waited 20 minutes and I'm like Megan, you text him, she texted you nothing and then I called you. No answer. And immediately Megan goes. Do you know the login for Spotify? And I said, no, no, I don't. 0:59 And she's like, you got to get that. I said I know, 'cause with Brandon, I never know if you're busy or you're dead in a ditch somewhere, 'cause you did something. 1:08 Speaker 1 Stupid. Give me one of those. 1:08 Speaker 1 Stupid. Give me one of those. So I mean, either way, though, we got to keep the separation of power separate. So that's why I keep the login. So that way Chuck can't just kick me off my own show if something were to happen. Be like, oh, we're just don't worry about it. Brandon. What? We got a handle for the next week or so. I found this other guy. OK, He's like, And then it's Howard Stern, all right? I know he's looking for. 1:22 Speaker 2 A job, Yeah, yeah. You, you, you. You're you're definitely jaded if you really think that that would ever happen. That's cute. I like that, But you really do need to have it locked up somewhere at least accessible where it's like, hey, if somebody kidnaps me, this is how you get it. 1:39 You know what I mean? Like a like a fault, like a default way of me getting it because I, I texted August. Did he tell you? 1:45 Speaker 1 No, he's he's been asleep all day too. But well, see, the problem is I thought you were, I figured I was going to let you rest because I know you had a party full weekend. I know you were drinking Friday night when you called me like, hi, man, fuck you. We need a, We don't need a camera. 1:59 Speaker 2 Man, fuck that, I ain't. 2:00 Speaker 1 Paying for that. I'm like, what are you talking about? You had a few, but we were just discussing I guess this coming up weekend when we're going to what? Correct. 2:09 Speaker 2 You're going to have to edit that out. So we'll go ahead and stop the recording. I don't know you're going to edit that out market. 2:16 Speaker 1 OK. 2:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, tell people we're going or people are going to be there. That's. 2:21 Speaker 1 Why? I just said, that's why I just said this weekend. So I didn't say you know what time we're going. I was thinking about, I did post it on Instagram. I wasn't thinking about it, but I didn't say when we were going or what time we're going or what day we're going. And I don't know how many people are just going to randomly show up. 2:30 in the morning every night. Something like that. That would be a terrible game to have. Wouldn't that be terrible? Said that movie. A scary movie or something, or the haunted house something. 2:34 Speaker 2 Are you serious? Have you have you lived your life? Have we been together for months now? And people randomly show up, Brandon, we are very good with randomly show UPS. OK. So no, I, I did, I did all the leg work. We, we know exactly where we're going to be going. 2:50 We know exactly where we're going to be filming. We know exactly who the the expert is that's going to be coming on the show. And it's going to be amazing. You know, we're going to be able to do 1 show. I think the first one's scheduled for evening time one day this weekend, and then the other one is scheduled for one in the morning, one in the. 3:00 AM. Oh, damn. With, with Paul and Kelsey sitting Outback drinking bourbon. 3:12 Speaker 1 Morning. I thought you said it was like 3:15 Speaker 2 No, we're going to do 1 in the morning. 3:17 Speaker 1 Going to be so terrible past my bedtime. Dude, what the hell? 3:20 Speaker 2 Well, you got to do it when it's really, really, really scary. That's that's the best part. So we're going to do that. We do have a thermal imaging camera that's going to be on site that's going to be recording as well, right. And the scary part about that is we're not going to know what's on it. So I feel like if the cameraman starts wigging out and just like runs away, we should probably do the same thing. 3:45 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess, I don't know, We'll see if we're probably going to dine to get possessed to go on this episode right here. Whenever we do it, it's going to. 3:51 Speaker 2 So, so the one thing I I was hanging out with some buddies this weekend and Paul from Purdue Vision was here and I told him about the whole situation and what we're doing and he's like, and he was dead serious. And he goes, bro, don't take a Ouija board. Why would we take a Ouija board? 4:07 And he goes, just don't do it, you know, don't do it. You'll you'll die, you'll die. And I'm like, I that does sound scary. I'm not doing that. 4:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, no, no, no, you don't mess with that. That's when you start talking to them and then they open some kind of fucking gateway or portal and then they come. Then they you're constantly being like raped in the ass at 4:29 One of those parody movies at the way and. 4:32 Speaker 2 That would be scary. I'm not. I'm just, I'm not really scared as much as I'm curious right now. This is our first one doing this, so I'm more curious. And what's going to what's going to change? That is when we do the interview with the expert and he starts telling us like, oh, yeah, right over there. 4:51 That's where the Satanic cult in 1991 dug up 14 bodies and dress them as little girls. You know, like what? That's that's when I'm going to start getting trippy. When I'm there and they're telling me what happened in that location, that's kind of scary. 5:04 Speaker 1 I watched a video on YouTube the other day. The last the last video or any evidence of this place even still existing was like 7 years ago on YouTube. Some dude that lives like a mile and 1/2 from the area did a video and he's kind of going and everything and just walked us through what? How did you figure this one out? 5:19 Speaker 2 You just got possessed. I, I, I, I They're coming. They're already coming after you, Brandon. They know what you're doing. They're going to make you sick. Or I'll. So you can't make it. You swallowed your Zen, didn't you? No. Just. 5:29 Speaker 1 Fucking dying. I have no Zen in. 5:30. 5:31 Speaker 2 No, So what I did we, we've been getting really, really good. Excuse me, recommendations from listeners see like, hey, this place is haunted. This place is haunted. Lots of Savannah, lots of people have messaged me about Savannah. The problem with Savannah is the place that we're going on still a hike for me and Brandon. 5:53 Oh God, I said. 5:54 Speaker 1 Dude, stop. You're. 5:56 Speaker 2 Going to have to mark that one too. 5:57 Speaker 1 Good luck. I might hit it, I might not. I mean, I'm already tired of doing this. I'm about ready to fucking not edit it all. OK, I'm. 6:04 Speaker 2 Tired of doing what? 6:06 Speaker 1 You fucking bringing this shit up? But I got to edit this shit out. 6:06 Speaker 1 You fucking bringing this shit up? But I got to edit this shit out. You didn't tell me it was a fucking secret, OK? 6:15 Speaker 2 But anyway, so it's a hike. Now, what I'm afraid of is if we do it the first time and it's really scary and we don't make it through the whole episode, we're only in this thing for a couple hour drive. If we drive all the way to Savannah and we can't make it through a whole episode because we're too chicken, that'd be pitiful, man. 6:34 And I don't know. I don't know if I can do it. 6:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know either, but it's kind of our show. We do whatever the fuck we want, so whatever we put out is what they get. Nah, I didn't mean to sound come off like that, but that's kind of how it is, you know? If I don't want to do it, I'm not going to do it. So just how it goes. 6:46 Chuck's Wild Party Texts and Maritime Razor Law But anyway, you know, so that's, I guess Chuck had a party at his house and I guess he got a little lit because you texted me like 2 phrases. Am I supposed to say these now or like later on? 6:54 Speaker 2 Oh no, you can say them now. This is it's, it's, it's insane. 6:58 Speaker 1 This was at 7:00 at night. People are showing up. I'm like, what's going on? I said, Megan, why? Why are they here? And she's like, Oh my gosh, I texted them at 7:07 Speaker 2 Were you? 7:08 Speaker 1 What were you talking about there? Why? 7:08 Speaker 1 What were you talking about there? Why? Why did you just bring that? 7:11 Speaker 2 Up my mind was blown. One of my buddies, we were talking about how he he takes a lot of cruises and I said, OK, I'm not a big cruise guy. I've taken cruises before, but never like in the last 15 years. And he said, yeah, I like to be on cruise ships and I always find the Barber shop and they always have the best Barber shops on cruise ships. 7:31 And I, I, I get my haircut on these cruise ships and it's surprisingly inexpensive. And I was like, OK, I mean, that's a weird thing to do, but whatever. And he goes, however, you know, they won't, they obviously won't give you a, a straight or they won't give you a shave. 7:47 Why not? That's, that's what I said. I said why, why not? And he goes, well, razors to the face are illegal according to maritime law. And I sat there and I'm looking at him and I said, obviously, I've never heard this in my life. 8:03 He said yeah, that's it's it's a law that you cannot put a razor to someone's face in the ocean. 8:11 Speaker 1 Someone else's face. I mean, they all have just a bunch of beards out there. What's going on? 8:14 Speaker 2 I don't, I don't know. I was so confused. That's why I texted you, because I was thinking I got to ask Brandon about this, but it's but what was it, 1253? 8:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, and the whole time I've been thinking, you said that was a martial law. I'm like, what? That's why I was talking about the feds. And now are you talking about maritime law? Why are you talking about fucking boats and shit? I'm like, Oh yeah, maritime law, No. 8:34 Speaker 2 I've never heard this, but that was a very interesting conversation that when this guy brought it up, I, I couldn't even like wrap my brain around. And then I'm then I'm talking to Megan about it and she, she said, well, maybe it's 'cause like the waves, you know, maybe somebody's they've done like straight razors on ships before and they're just cutting jugulars. 8:53 I don't, I don't know. 8:54 Speaker 1 Do the new ships now though, do they really rock a whole lot? Because I know they've got like the the gyro stabilizers, the sea keepers on there. You have those for like regular yachts and smaller boats. You put the sea keeper on there. It's just a really fast fitting gyroscope. But I would think the the big ass, you know, Marine or the, you know, Navy aircraft carriers and ships like that would be pretty rock steady nowadays with all the technology, wouldn't you think? 9:00, right? 9:00 this morning. I forgot. 9:17 Speaker 2 I mean, you would think, and they're really, they're huge. I mean, these things are cities on on a boat. I'm actually checking right now. 9:26 Speaker 1 Looking up boats. 9:28 Speaker 2 I don't even know how to Google this. Maritime law shaving. Let's see. OK, here we go. Maritime law itself, it says here doesn't explicitly regulate the act of shaving on a boat. However, safety considerations per companies or vessel specific policies, especially with cruise ships, great restrictions, expectations regarding shaving, particularly those for working in certain capacities while on board any ship and then it goes through a list of all these things so was. 9:30 at night. 10:01 Speaker 1 Was your buddy on like a government like a like a Navy ship or a cruise ship? 10:05 Speaker 2 It was. 10:05 Speaker 1 A Royal Caribbean? Oh wow, see, I'm all fucked up. I'm thinking we're like on a fucking aircraft carrier. 10:10 Speaker 2 No, and they told him that he couldn't, he couldn't have a shave 'cause he went in to get his he gets his hair cut every time and he asked him to do he likes to do a straight razor, you know, like where they were you going to the Barber and they do like, you know, legit And they said we can't do that. It's against the He said they told him it was against the law to do it. 10:26 But according to Google, I think it's just against policy or. 10:30 Speaker 1 Guidelines captain, right? Captain kind of decides the rules on the boat, right? He can change it anytime. 10:35 Speaker 2 Yes, I just, I've never, I've never even thought of that man in my entire life. I never would have imagined if you get on a boat, you're not going to get a shave. 10:43 The Surprising World of Korean Baseball and Many Kims Yeah, I don't know. That's Speaking of clean shaven individuals. I was watching a lot of Korean baseball earlier. Do you know that? 10:50 Speaker 2 They are that well they're clean shaven because they I don't want to. It sounds so bad they can't grow it. 10:56 Speaker 1 So they just keep it shaved. Now they would know about boats and razors and shit like that. 11:00 Speaker 2 Why? 11:01 Speaker 1 Because they're clean shaving and they got a lot of boats, a lot of water over there. 11:04 Speaker 2 Oh, you're thinking, oh, so I get it. Yeah, OK. 11:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I'll see. I saw them on TV earlier and I was like, damn, dude, That's like, I'd, I've never watched them play baseball. Like, I mean, obviously once they get into MLB, then I watch them play the Korean, you know, Shohei Atani and well, he's Japanese, whatever, Korean league. But there's a lot of hot Korean chicks in the stands too. I didn't realize how big of a thing baseball was over there in Korea until I was watching it on TV earlier. 11:25 I mean, I know. 11:26 Speaker 2 All over Asia, all over Asia, it's taking over. 11:29 Speaker 1 Why you think they like that sport the most? You think it's just the, I mean, they're not playing basketball and they're not playing football. I don't think they're really playing soccer either. Koreans in like Japanese and Asians I mean. 11:38 Speaker 2 It's about. It's about size. 11:40 Speaker 1 Really. 11:41 Speaker 2 I mean, baseball's really the only sport you can play and look at Jose Altuve, you can be 5-7 and dominate. 11:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, like Eric Judge, like 6-7. 11:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, it's, it's just one of those sport. I mean, we were, we were out of the in Norcross today and I was taking my daughter to her game and I look up and I see these old guys and they're in uniform like Houston Astros, Colorado Rockies, Giants. I mean, they're in actual full MLB uniforms and they're old. 12:08 I mean real old. It's like 70s old and they're playing a game and I'm watching it and it's it's fascinating to watch it. I mean, these guys slide. They can't Koreans. No, they're just old men. 12:20 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, just Indian nationality. 12:22 Speaker 2 But I asked him, I said, what are you guys doing? They said, oh, we're in an over 60 league, but most men are in our 70s. Oh my God. And, and I'm like, why? You know, it's 100°. And they said we just love the game and, and I'm OK, I, I guess, but like, kind of reminds me. 12:38 What's that? I asked. 12:39 Speaker 1 About Have you ever heard of golf? You know you like drive a golf cart and drink beer and smack a little white ball. 12:43 Speaker 2 I know, and it's so weird watching them because they would get a good hit and they barely made it to first. They would hit it over the outfielder's head and they're almost thrown out. At first. It was crazy. It was crazy. And Carter's like, why are they so slow? I'm like, they're 70. But the catchers were impressive. 12:53 in the morning. I just get a text that says from Chuck Razor and maritime law. I said maritime law. I'm ready to take down at least two feds. What? 12:59 A 70 year old catcher. Oh. 13:01 Speaker 1 How the knees on that man, He's got to have like titanium rods in there or something. 13:05 Speaker 2 I guess, but we, yeah, we watched that and that was very impressive. I've never seen it. It's apparently a thing in in all over the United States where it's it's over senior citizen baseball, which is really, really cool to watch. The Asian part of it when you look at the like you said you watched it was Korea. 13:22 You sure it was Korean? It wasn't Asian. 13:25 Speaker 1 Well, they said it, said K baseball team. And I know when you put K in front of pop, that means Korean pop. So I'm guessing K in front of baseball is Korean baseball. They look Korean. 13:34 Speaker 2 Did did they look large? 13:36 Speaker 1 No tiny tiny fellas. 13:37 Speaker 2 See, see, that's that's the problem. It sucks. 13:41 Speaker 1 But they all look the same size, though. I mean, they all it showed me it showed the which it will call it, you know, it pops up with the on the screen and it shows everyone's position where they're playing and whatnot. The the, the only reason I saw it is I looked at there and it was like Kim Wu Kim G Kim G Kim G Kim G Kim Kim Wu Kim. 13:56 We I'm like God, Kim Sung Hoon. I'm like David. There's a lot of kims on there, man. 13:56 We I'm like God, Kim Sung Hoon. I'm like David. There's a lot of kims on there, man. How do you, how do y'all separate each other? I don't understand that. Like everybody's Kim, I guess. So many Kims over there. 14:05 Speaker 2 I just, I do, do you think that and we need to, we need to get an Asian on the show. Do you think Asians look at us and they have a hard time telling us apart? 14:14 Speaker 1 You should go ask your neighbor across the street. Didn't he Asian? 14:18 Speaker 2 Talk to him. 14:19 Speaker 1 Would that be a good time? Hey, you want to do a podcast? 14:22 Speaker 2 You know what that that'd be weird. I I'd knock on his door and he's like, who are you? See, they think we're all look alike. That answers my question because I, I just don't. And I'm, I'm not saying, OK, I had a customer the other day. I did the entire job. 14:37 I spent a day with this lady. That night, she calls me and she goes, ah, Chuck, did you coach my son Luke? I said, yeah, I did. And she goes, oh, my gosh, I thought that was you. 14:52 I spent the whole day with her. I didn't even recognize her. 14:56 Speaker 1 I just happened to call and this is you. I just I. 14:58 Speaker 2 Spent a whole season coaching her kid and I didn't recognize her. Oh. 15:02 Speaker 1 You didn't recognize. 15:03 Speaker 2 Her either no, but she didn't recognize me either. 15:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. So that's good. Yeah, that's fine. 15:07 Speaker 2 Man, so I think that I think that they have the same problem. They just don't like to admit it. And then we get in trouble and we actually admit it. Yeah, like. 15:13 Speaker 1 Equal equal racism, then it cancels out. 15:16 The Company That Makes Both Calculators and Missiles Good. Yeah, Yeah, it's equal, yeah. 15:19 Speaker 1 I was thinking the other day I was like, man, I think the only thing that'd be cool, like you actually want something that's made in China is like a rice cooker. 15:26 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's not. Can't be the only a walk. 15:31 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess maybe a OK, so walk in a rice cooker is the only thing I want made in China. You know, that'd be some shit that says like made in the USA. But no, come on, let the Chinese still have that I want. I want them to make the good ones, you know? 15:41 Speaker 2 And a calculator. I want my calculator made in China. 15:44 Speaker 1 We, we use the TI, we use the Texas Instruments calculators and bombs. That's what the company makes, which just blows my fucking mind. You know that they make bombs and weapons of mass destruction, and they also make calculators. 15:55 Speaker 2 Really. Texas Instruments does. 15:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, they make a lot of crazy shit, let's say. I'll look it up real quick. They make some crazy airplanes. They do shit like Lockheed Martin, Texas Instruments. 16:04 Speaker 2 I thought they only made calculators. 16:06 Speaker 1 No, they got they got they make semiconductors and let's see what here weapons division they make the so the same person that makes your calculator makes the Javelin anti tank missile, several other weapons, the AGM 88 HARM missile, AGM 123 skipper missile, AGM 45 Shrike missile and the joint standoff weapon and the pave Pave way laser guided bombs. 16:31 That just blew my mind when I figured that out. They ended up selling their, I guess they sold that division to Raytheon in 97, but they used to make a lot of it, a lot of stuff. 16:39 Speaker 2 That's interesting. Same time calculators, yeah, 'cause they still make the kids get them, which I think is stupid too. They they for school lists. They they have it on there. You have a, you have to have a calculator. Is it like the TI? Why wouldn't I just let them have their phone? 16:54 Speaker 1 Is it like the TI86? Like the big one that does like fucking everything. 16:57 Speaker 2 16:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's like a, it's like a graphing. 16:58 Speaker 1 Calculator yes, yes that I'm having flashbacks like hauntings of like the teacher and math life. Gotta cut your graphing calculator. You know that's $87.00 or 150 whatever the hell it is. The bitches are expensive and they want you to get a new one like every year. So but this one still works like well we're in calc now, not pre calc and they're you're missing 3 buttons on there that you need for this class. 17:18 So scrap that $130.00 calculator, you're never going to use them. Another one, bitch. 17:22 Chuck's Embarrassing High School Band and Math Failures You know, you know, what's funny is the most embarrassing I had, I had a really, really rough week. I think it was, it was 9th grade and I was a freshman in high school and I had somehow I was still in, I was still in band because I didn't realize that you couldn't do band and football until, until they, they started talking about the marching band during halftime. 17:43 And I'm sitting here thinking, how's that going to work? You know, So anyway, I'm in band and I was obviously in math and math, that's when they introduced the, the, those big calculators that were, you know, you had to have. 18:01 So for the first, I think entire semester, it was right before finals. I had never learned to read music and I had never learned to work my calculator. So I was not cheating. 18:17 Yeah, I guess it was how the. 18:19 Speaker 1 Fuck are you cheating band? 18:20 Speaker 2 So that's the problem. I just did. I acted like I was playing, but I wasn't playing. I played the bells. I wanted to be, I wanted to be a drummer. And they were, they were like, oh, percussion, you start with the bells. I'm like, what? And they weigh 100 lbs to take home. 18:36 I had to carry them on the bus every day. 18:37 Speaker 1 Oh wait, are they the ones that you got the white gloves on and you're. 18:41 Speaker 2 Like, I wish. No, it was the huge one. They're as big as my desk here and they're like Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding and they're they're massive and I had to carry them with me. What? 18:52 Speaker 1 Like the size of the Liberty Bell and what the fuck you talking about? 18:54 Speaker 2 They're just, I don't know, they're 4 to 5 feet long. Oh my God, Bells. So I I didn't know how to read music. I didn't know how to read music. I didn't know how to use my calculator. Everything's going great. I'm, I'm, I'm doing great in band because I'm not messing up. 19:10 I'm not playing anything, and then I'm doing great in math because all my friends were doing great and I was exceeding, so I was. 19:18 Speaker 1 Got his bells sucked with socks in there and underwear. He's like, don't say I can't move. 19:24 Speaker 2 So on the same day, it was finals day and my first period I had to go to band, whatever. And I get in there and they're like, OK, if your final, you're going to be in this room all alone and we're going to put a sheet of music in front of you and you're going to have to play it. 19:41 And I just sat there and I'm like, Oh my God. So they go, OK, begin. 19:41 And I just sat there and I'm like, Oh my God. So they go, OK, begin. And I just started just like, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding. You know, it didn't make any sense, but I did it so confidently. The music teacher threw a music stand across the room and kicked me out. 20:02 And it it was so embarrassing that I know how to read music. 20:04 Speaker 1 How far were you into this class before they made you? Before they realized Chuck doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. 20:09 Speaker 2 The whole semester, Oh my gosh, that was my test. That was my, that was my end of semester test. And I and I failed it horribly. I got kicked out. I'd go sit in the library for the second semester and take an F. It was, it was a whole thing. But then that same day, This is why it was such a bad day. 20:25 Same day is when my math teacher made everybody pull out their graphing calculators and she said she put the the question on the board and just said, Hey, I'm going to walk around, show me your answer. And once you show me your answer, I know you're good. 20:43 So I didn't know what to do. So I just put in like, you know, 479, you know? And so she comes around and I'm like, I show her my answer and she looks at me. It's like, this doesn't make any sense. So she said, show me how you got that, bro. I could barely turn it on. Like I, I was, I, I was just hitting the buttons like doing this. 21:00 And she goes, do you not know how to use your graphing calculator? I said, I, I think I'm forgetting some of the things I'm supposed to be. And she immediately, yeah, she immediately realizes, wait, you haven't been using this calculator all semester? And I was busted. 21:16 My parents got called by the band teacher and the math teacher on the same day. And pretty much we're told your son's retarded. That's, that's, that's because it wasn't. They couldn't not even mad at me. I, I, I was, I, I had no defense. I was like, I'm dumb. I'm just stupid. 21:30 Speaker 1 They're like, we would have loved to caught this earlier and being able to teach them, But as you see, it's the last day of school for the semester. You going to someone else's problem now? So man, this is hard. I'm going to go try this football thing first thing. They're they're in the huddle like left 757 waggle at 8 upside down split 99 degrees and you're like, this is way worse. 21:50 What the fuck are you saying? 21:55 Speaker 2 To me, oh man. So yeah, that's my that was bad. That was a rough day that reminded me of. 21:59 Speaker 1 Freaking all out same day, you know. 22:01 Speaker 2 I'm still embarrassed. Like I'm still embarrassed. If I went back to the school and Mr. Colacs was the teacher's name, if I saw him, I would still not say hello. I'd be so embarrassed. 22:10 Speaker 1 Because it was shame. 22:10 Speaker 1 Because it was shame. Can you read music now? 22:13 Speaker 2 No, I can't read music. 22:15 Speaker 1 You just you just play it. Just remember the the tabs. 22:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, you, you, you should be. My piano has all the chords written on all the. 22:23 Speaker 1 Keys. 22:24 Speaker 2 I took a Sharpie and I wrote like, you know, eat a damn good breakfast every day. So it's EAD. So I I just eat a damn good breakfast every day across the entire piano so that way I know where all the chords are at. 22:36 Speaker 1 Starting off in the morning, I'm going. 22:37 Speaker 2 To show that teacher I'm learning, I'm still. 22:39 Speaker 1 There, As soon as I master this piano, I'm going back to the bells. 22:43 Speaker 2 You. 22:44 Speaker 1 Still got to do. Just do a Christmas song with a bunch of bells in it. 22:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, I, you know, the only reason is because they tell you percussion, you know, you think percussion, you think Tommy Lee. I wanted to be Tommy Lee because at that time I was really not healthy into Mötley Crüe, OK, like not healthy. And and so when I was in 8th grade and they said, what do you want to play? 23:04 I said I want to play the drums. They said perfect sign up. So I signed up and like, all right, come in and pick up your your instrument. I'm thinking I'm going home with a brand new Pearl top of the line drum set and I'm going to be Tommy Lee. I get there and they give me this case that weighs 80 lbs. 23:22 What is this? And it's it's only this. It's only 6 inches fat. And they said those are your those are your bells. Who's playing bells? I wasn't going to. 23:30 Speaker 1 Pay fucking bells when? What the fuck? Chuck's just secretly in there. Just this. 23:40 Speaker 2 Sucks. It's so embarrassing. You know how embarrassing it is to play bells. And I was carrying on the bus hitting people as I'm walking by. Ding Ding. 23:48 Speaker 1 That's how people get made fun of. So cool. All right, well I guess we can do daily dose of dumb. 23:54 Speaker 2 News. 23:55 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose 24:18 The Deadly Consequences of an Illegal Truck Driver About Foreigners Semi truck driver arrested after crash killed 3 on Florida's Turnpike in Fort Pierce. So if you watch this video, you've probably seen it. This truck is in like the far right lane on a four lane divided highway and he's trying to make AU turn to come Now the the video that he's got his whole he's got his head wrap on and I'm like, is this the Florida Turnpike in Pakistan or is this like Florida's Turnpike in like Florida, Florida And turns out it was in Florida, Florida and you've seen this, you've seen this video, right, Chuck? 24:46 Speaker 2 Yes, it's terrible. Yeah. 24:48 Speaker 1 So he doesn't seem very remorseful and he doesn't seem to give a damn about anything. The this goes back to a couple months ago, a couple of weeks ago, whatever it was, and I think the new administration said they're going to make make it a requirement that you're able to speak English and you're a American citizen. 25:05 This guy was not either one of those. He's wearing a towel. He's talking a bunch of gibberish, not off fire, whatever bullshit. You know the Muslims they talk about, I don't know if it's crazy and I'm surprised he didn't blow up as soon as he got hit, but it just goes to prove the point. 25:20 Speaker 2 Maybe we're right. 25:21 Speaker 1 Maybe we do need people to understand the laws of the road and other they can read signs and know not to make AU turn from the far right hand lane. And I hope this company that hired them. I don't think the there's like no markings on the side of the truck. So I don't know exactly what this company was for. I don't know if they were like an independent or if they work for a company. 25:37 But I hope this company gets fucked dude. Because I mean you can do this shit in Pakistan. Sure, fucking kill each other, find an IED from 20 years ago, blow your children up, whatever it that happens in Pakistan. But we ain't trying to have that bullshit here. We ain't trying to turn into fucking England. There's a bunch of Muslims running around, I'll tell you that right now. 25:55 Speaker 2 OK. 25:55 Speaker 2 OK. The only thing I will say, because he is I don't. Do you know what country he's from to say is he Pakistani? 26:02 Speaker 1 He looks Pakistani so. 26:04 Speaker 2 One of those when you like, I know Egypt is really like anywhere in the Middle East, right? Traffic the way they drive is out of this world. It it's, it's it it makes the worst part of America look like, you know, everything's beautiful hunky Dory. 26:20 There's no rules. There's no laws. I mean, you what he did in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, totally normal to just cut off every car in traffic. And the problem is over there. Not the problem, but the reason that the good thing over there, they know that that's going to happen or it's possible. 26:37 So they drive a little bit more cautiously because they're just like, OK, who's going to be the idiot that decides to, I don't know, drive the wrong way and the one way and it's not a big deal. Nobody cares. So I don't think he, I don't think he did it maliciously If, if that makes any better. 26:52 I don't think he did it on purpose. 26:54 Speaker 1 You get drunk and drive your car. You don't mean to kill someone in the family of seven. You're not. 26:57 Speaker 2 I wouldn't be malicious, I just but, but in his defense, he wasn't. I don't think he was under the influence of anything. I just think he was being the way he would drive in his own country, which obviously doesn't work here. And unfortunately now you have all these people that have died and you know what? 27:12 He's. 27:12 Speaker 1 Going to get, he's going to get deported back to his own country and he'll be sneaking back in again. Do you, can you, do you know you can probably guess where he came from, Like what, how he got in the US? 27:23 Speaker 2 Did it say he came over the southern border? 27:25 Speaker 1 Correct. He came through Mexico and he probably guessed the state that gave him his commercials driver's license. 27:30 Speaker 2 Wait, wait, you know that he came to Mexico already? 27:32 Speaker 1 That's what's in the article. Yep. 27:34 Speaker 2 Wow, they didn't know that. That's sad. OK. And the state that gave him his license? Oh, California. 27:39 Speaker 1 Of course, Yep, so and then he comes all the way to Florida, kills Ron DeSantis people. Fuck you Gavin Newsom, you piece of shit. Ron DeSantis is going to RIP Gavin Newsom a new one on this I bet. But you get you send in your fucking dumb ass drivers over here to kill people in Florida in my state. Oh hell no. They about to go off on that motherfucker. 27:55 Speaker 2 Does it say the age of the people that were killed? 27:58 Speaker 1 Yes, so the the driver of the Chrysler was a a 30 year old man from Florida City and there's two passengers with him. There's a 37 year old woman from Pompano Beach and a 54 year old man from Miami. So they're all from the state of Florida, you know, and they got killed, which is and. 28:15 Speaker 2 They got decapitated, right? 28:16 Speaker 1 I don't know if they did. They say they got decapitated. I mean, it looks like they went up under the under the truck, but. 28:22 Speaker 2 If you watch the video they went in. I don't, I don't know how so. So I don't know how that work. I've never been in a car accident that was that bad. But I always like to think because my, my wife, when we drive down the road, she always puts her feet up on the dashboard. Oh, terrible. And I always tell her I, I go, man, if we get an accident, you know, you're going to be done. 28:41 Your, your femurs are going to be, you know, shattered. 28:43 Speaker 1 You can always get an accident just even just something to light enough for the the airbags to come off because that's where it'll get you, just your legs back and snap them. 28:51 Speaker 2 Her, her answer is I'll pull them down if we're going to get hit. You know, I, I, I don't know if you're going to have time to do that. I, I've never been in an accident, but I'm guessing if you're in that bad of an accident, you look and there's a tractor trailer and you're about ready to go under it. Are you going to have the like the presence of mind to duck? 29:09 I don't think you are. I think you're just going to close your eyes and bear it. And then you go under a truck like that, everybody's losing their heads because it took off the entire top of that car. 29:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think you got the best case scenario. Well all these new cars are fucked, but if you got an old vehicle with the the pull lever on the side for your seat to lean back and just lean the motherfucker. 29:30 Speaker 2 Back OK that's what I'm saying. I don't think you have time to do that because if with with my wifes philosophy you do. So now you're over here going oh hold on, let me crank this bad boy back. I'm about ready to get the top ripped off my car. I don't think you have time. I think. I think it's just boom boom. It's instantaneous. 29:45 Speaker 1 That would be I think that would be well, because they're in the far right lane right. Obviously I mean I'm not they didn't have enough time to stop clearly, but they I mean the truck starts turning over. I mean it's not like he was right there and he hit them. They were going I mean obviously the truck drivers at fault, but I think they obviously oh fucking shit. You know he's in front of us and I mean I don't know because that's a new Chrysler van. 30:03 Y'all got one of those? Is that the seat recline electronically or with a? 30:08 Speaker 2 Lever, it's all electronic. 30:09 Speaker 1 You're fucked right there. Yeah, it's too slow to get back for you. Get chucked. 30:12 Speaker 2 That's why you got a duck. That's why you got a duck. 30:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess I don't know, but this is, I don't know. It just proves like people asked us a couple weeks ago, why does it matter if they can speak English and they're from this country, if they know how to drive a truck? This is exactly why. Because they don't know the fucking laws of the road. It's dumb, terrible. Don't make up truck drivers. We got it. 30:30 We've got a pilot right up the road from us. They'd be doing it all the time. I'm waiting to get like hit one of them because me and I check my neck's going to be hurting my neck feel funny. That's what I'm going to be saying when I hit one of these truck drivers and they pull out in front of me. Hopefully I can not die though. 30:43 Speaker 2 So I will say like foreigners, you know, like obviously my amigos, they they're all, they're all legal. Was Saturday. They were doing a big job in Norcross and they dropped a limb and that limb, it took a crazy turn and it came down on the gas thing that goes into the house. 31:04 Oh, the gas, the big meter. And it knocked it right off the wall of shit. And all of a sudden it was just like, you know, hissing. And they videotape it. And then on the video, you see them all running. They're just running as far as fast as they can. And they send it to me and I call them and I go, what are you doing? 31:22 And they said, we don't know who to call. And I was like, call the freaking fire department. I don't call somebody. So they called 911 or I guess they called 91 or the homeowner called 911 and I called Gas South. Gas South is awesome, by the way. They were out there in 20 minutes to put this thing back together. 31:40 Nothing happened. 20 minutes, they're done. But it was scary and I was not with them because it's Saturday and I got a life. And this was one of those jobs where it's like, hey, I trust you guys. So they're trying to deal with the fire department and they're trying to deal with homeowner. 31:56 And it was a little dicey for a minute, but I can't even imagine if they would have killed somebody. Could you imagine it? Like they're out there and this happens and all of a sudden one of them is like lighting up a cigarette to see to, to investigate, because that happens a lot where they're like, they're like, whoa, what are the yellow jackets? 32:13 And then they'll light up a cigarette and then walk over there. Oh, I'm getting stung. I'm getting stung like you had to each yellow jacket. 32:19 Speaker 1 Stupid the cigarette would protect me. I thought it'd be OK to. They had to smoke signor. 32:25 Speaker 2 Well, because they always light them on fire, they pour gas and they throw the cigarette, cigarette in there and they just burn them. They think it's like they love that. But I just, I think that's the problem with we, we, we do have a lot of immigrants in this country. And it doesn't matter what, you know, you're like you with irrigation or me with trees or truck drivers. 32:42 We're going to have to figure out how to communicate. And we're going to figure out how to do it in a way that you don't put people's lives at risk. And that dude in that video was not communicating. 32:54 Speaker 1 Oh hell no he didn't know. I mean how stupid do you have to be to try to make AU turn from the far right lane? This makes no sense. I mean. 32:59 Speaker 2 And wasn't it on? What Rd. was it on? 33:01 Speaker 1 It was on the Florida Turnpike with the one or something. 33:05 Speaker 2 That's the one that we were on, The long, the long one that goes across to Disney, it's I. 33:10 Speaker 1 4000, the main one. OK. Yeah, yeah. 33:14 Speaker 2 That's a big that's a busy Rd. dude. 33:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, God, don't mind it. 33:18 Speaker 2 I'm just, I'm just glad, I hate to say it, I'm just glad no kids run in the car. That's, that's my biggest. I hate hearing about car accidents and kids dying. It's not any better. I know that, you know, these people were in their 30s and you had a 50 year old and that sucks because they were still young and had the rest of their life ahead of them. But my God dude, if it's a kid, this dude needs the electric chair. 33:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, and like I said, not not this dude's, I mean, not the obviously the truck drivers fault, but it's always good just to have a good, good amount of situational awareness. Know your surroundings. You see it, Dude with the towel around his head driving a big ass truck, probably get away from him. You know, I'm always looking at truck drivers, always looking at dump truck drivers too. 33:53 I'm just looking at him like, who is that? Like, what the fuck is he doing? Like you motherfucker's on the phone and he's smoking cigarettes. I'm like, I got to get away from. 34:00 Speaker 2 This guy, when you were a kid, did you ever do the thing where you stick your arm out and you do that and you. Yeah. So, so I taught my kids that, right? Which is on a long trip. It's entertaining for, I don't know, 5 minutes and then, and then it just, you get to the point where you guys got to shut up because all they'll do is dad drive faster, drive faster. 34:20 There's, there's one up there. I see it, it's 3 miles away, you know, and I drive up and then they're doing it and the one in the back can't be seen because I got blacked out windows in the back. So only Sidney's up there and she's like, and they finally do it. And if they don't do it, the kids get all mad and cry. And, but I, that's when we, when I was growing up. 34:38 And I think how when you were growing up, truck drivers were, I don't want to say they were revered, but they were respected. I mean, you respected that, that, that that occupation because of what they go through. And without them, you ain't eating without them, you ain't getting all those Amazon, you know, products. 34:58 So, but what we've what we're seeing more nowadays, especially with the immigrant immigrants coming in and doing those jobs is it's a different clientele, if that makes any. 35:07 Speaker 1 Sense well the problem is you can also they can get paid a lot less. You know, they're, they're, they're fine with living in squalor. Like they'll all live together in a home. Like like I said, the amigos that worked with us, the old irrigation company, I mean, they're good dudes. But like I said, they lived in this shitty house. There's like 8 of them that lived there. Rent was probably like 700 a month. 35:22 So they'd all just pitched in. They'd buy food and beer and send the rest back to Mexico. But I think a lot of the times, you know, you get these truck drivers here that want to work for a, you know, livable wage and have a family at home and have a nice house and be able to send their kids to school and, you know, have a car for their wife and a car for them. 35:37 And they're just getting outbitted by these, you know, these Pakistanis or the Indians. They're just got three in the truck. And they're just constantly rotating. They're lying. They're lying on their books about how long they've been driving. Their logs are all fucked up and they don't care. I mean, they're not. They know. OK, well, if I go to jail, I'm just going to get deported back home. Whatever money I can send over there in the meantime, so be it. 35:54 And then I'll just find another way to come back in, you know, So it's, it's just kind of screwing us up there when it's just, you know, too cheap, you know, because cheap ain't good, you know, cheap is not. 36:03 Speaker 2 Especially with that occupation. I mean, that's like getting a cheap airline pilot. I'm good, pay the man, pay the man. Airline pilots need to be paid top dollar. I'll, I'll, I'll sign that petition any day. But truckers too, I mean, when you're driving on the Interstate and you get stuck between a trucker and one of those concrete walls that they do, that's the worst. 36:23 It's the worst feeling in the world, 'cause you're just going over there like, you know, please, Mr. Trucker, see me, You know, 'cause I, I, I just always envision them not seeing me. 36:33 Speaker 1 Squishing you. 36:34 Speaker 2 Coming over and squishing me, It's it's final destination, man It's scary. 36:37 Speaker 1 I think that's the one you want though. Like you don't want to hit one, like going behind it, you know, hit the ass end of it or go up underneath of it. You want them to come over on you and hit you and then they're like oh shit, and they bumped you. But then you get paid good, good money to make sure if you're like a swift driver truck or a Walmart or an Amazon, those are the good ones. 36:55 But I had a buddy that he got recently, he got hit. He was in an accident in an Uber or he got hit by an Amazon. I think it was an Amazon driver. He got hit by it and they, I think he ended up getting like $75,000 for that. So if you see an Amazon driver, just, you know, maybe pull out in front of him or I don't know. 37:10 You got a lot of cameras. You got a lot of cameras. I'll tell you that. So you better make sure you're in the right because I will see some people do that too. You'll see the that's why a lot of truckers have to keep the dash cams just if they do get an accident proved like no, this idiot flew in front of me or they got in front of me and slammed on the brake. So I did hit him and it saves trucks are truckers a lot when they have the dash cams on there 'cause people, there are people out there that are just trying to snipe truck drivers. 37:32 So just see if you see an old woman, no cameras, that's your that's your go to, right? Just kidding. 37:39 JD Vance Accused of Abusing Power to Raise Water Levels Up next. And then it knows the dumb news. People are pissed about this, but JD Vance's team had the water level of Ohio River, the Ohio River rage for his family boating trip. Did you hear anything about this? No, but. 37:54 Speaker 2 That makes sense. I wish I had that kind of power. 37:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what, I'm sorry, we're going to get into that. 37:56 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what, I'm sorry, we're going to get into that. But the so it was a couple weeks ago for JD Vance's 41st birthday, and he asked the Corps of Army Engineers. They said, hey, we want you to do a little test, see if you can raise the water, you know, so many inches, so many feet. And he wanted to do this so he it would be a, a better time for, for canoeing. 38:16 They were planning on going canoeing. So it went. It shows that it went from the average was like 5 feet and then for on his birthday day, it jumps up to over 7 feet for the rest of the day and then it drops back down. It's kind of funny. 38:29 Speaker 2 I mean, yeah, who cares? I mean, because that they do, they do that all the time. The Corps does that with almost every waterway in America, and they control it. I know in Berkeley Lake, GA, there's a there's a dam and the city marshals control the height of the water. 38:46 And I have done plenty of jobs for the mayor in Berkeley Lake. And one time we needed a barge. And I said, I went to the Marshall and I said, hey, man, how, how, how hard would it be for you to raise the water like 2 feet? 39:01 And he goes, why? I said I'm worried about the barge once it has all those logs on it are. 39:06 Speaker 1 We sinking some. 39:06 Speaker 2 I don't know if it's going to clear. He's like, yeah, that's fine. So next day, water's raised, everything's good. Guys sunk the barge anyway, but they put too many logs on it. 39:18 Speaker 1 That's an extra 2 feet underwater it. 39:20 Speaker 2 Was underwater, it was under. 39:20 Speaker 2 Was underwater, it was under. I was like, damn you. We've raised the water levels for this. So I mean, but I don't only it cost money. Why are people why are people complaining? 39:31 Speaker 1 I think they're just complaining about the power. But before we get to that, imagine Chuck calling the Hey guys, can we lower it like 5 feet? Now we need to get our. 39:39 Speaker 2 Shit out of. 39:39 Speaker 1 There, if y'all could drop it down so we'd get this out, that'd be fucking great. 39:44 Speaker 2 It was, it was bad guys had to go in there and they're standing on the logs and they're pushing them off the pontoon barge so they it would come back up. It was a mess. It was. 39:52 Speaker 1 A mess, it's hard to sink of pontoons. I mean, they're just sealed fucking tubes, but. 39:57 Speaker 2 They never I thought they were flooded when it was because it was the bottom of the of the IT was on the floor. And I said, man, these things are flooded. They gave us a bad barge, man. They gave us a broken barge. And then when they started getting those logs off, that little guy started. I'm like, man, maybe it was the logs. 40:13 Speaker 1 Too much weight, Pacho, too much weight. You know, I think, I think people are mad that he's using this as they're saying he's got too much power. He's abusing his power. But to me, I mean, raising the water level doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. And if you have the power to do that, why not? 40:29 You know, if I had the power to do that, I'd be like, hell yeah. Like if I saw like, I don't know, like maybe maybe an ex-girlfriend or something is going tubing, You know, that day I'm like, oh, we're about to fuck them. Drop the water levels, make it terrible, hit all the rocks. Their ass is just scraping across every rock in the Chattahoochee. Like drop that shit right now. 40:46 Speaker 2 So I, I, I guarantee you this is a common occurrence in every city that has a lake in America. And if you have a any position of power over the water levels, of course you use it. Why wouldn't you? Hey, power has its privileges, man, and that's one of them. 41:03 Our Campaign: President, Vice President, and a Midget Cabinet So just because this guy happens to be the vice president, I guarantee you he's doing things that are way worse than raising levels of water. 41:11 Speaker 1 I know, right, like the, the things of power, like what if if you were like up here in, in this administration, in that cabinet, vice president or president, like what, what was something you'd want to be like, I don't know, shut down a restaurant for a day or shut down a park for your family to go out or take a, you know, Air Force One to, I don't know, the furthest Chick-fil-A in the world, like. 41:28 Speaker 2 That's what I was going to say. I would definitely have a Chick-fil-A open on Sundays. 41:32 Speaker 1 Oh, I was trying to do that, you remember? 41:34 Speaker 2 That only for me. No, only for me though. 41:36 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah. 41:39 Speaker 2 That would be 1. I would never pay for food again. 41:42 Speaker 1 41:42 Speaker 1 Ever. Yeah, like. 41:43 Speaker 2 If I went somewhere and like Taco Bell and they gave me my bill, I'd look at him and be like, are you serious? I'm the vice president of the United States. I would be, I would abuse it. But that's why I'm probably not going to be vice president because I would abuse it. 41:55 Speaker 1 You got that. That'd be a good the next presidential run. I think we really need to do that like campaign, like we'll be like running mates, president and vice president because you'll be old enough. You're or you're already old enough. I won't be old enough by the next time. 42:05 Speaker 2 Oh, you're old enough to be vice president, though. 42:07 Speaker 1 Yeah, because I think you got to be, what, 30? Oh, it's going to be close on the next one. It'd be real close if I'm going to. 42:11 Speaker 2 Hold. By the time you swear in, you have to be 30. 42:14 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, well then I'll probably be 30 by then. Like, can we push it to February 5th to swear? I know it's new on the 20th. Like, all right, we're just changing things. I just need another 15 days, please. 16 days. 42:22 Speaker 2 But they're like, they're like, Chuck, you're going to be the first president ever sworn in that does not have a vice president. I'm like, what? Not yet 15. 42:30 Speaker 1 Days. Yeah, we'll get on the old look, don't worry. I'm not doing anything until he gets in here, OK? Don't you guys worry. I'm just going to sit here for 15 days and eat a bunch of Taco Bell in this motherfucker. It's going to be great and we'll have a great time I mean, Chick-fil-A is on Sunday. That's the first thing we're doing. So no, I think it would be fun because remember, Joe Exotic did that back in 2016. 42:49 He was, you know, running against Trump. So I think if we start a campaign, you know, two years before the election or a year, and just maybe get people to really think we're serious. I mean, that's how Trump got in. People would just like, fuck it. I mean, I'm gonna run for it. Why not? I know how to do it. 43:02 Speaker 2 And we are really good at planning things. 43:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd be good. But if see if we had a whole team of like 100 people to be able to plan shit, that'd be awesome. I'd be like Inauguration Day. I want as many midgets out here as possible. They all get free entrance, give them as much free food as they want, give them whatever whatever they want. They have everything we would just have. I would have the a complete White House staff, just a bunch of little fellers, little down unders, little happy. 43:22 Speaker 2 No, that we'll make, we'll make our entire cabinet midgets That way when we when we run, when we run, we'll say we will have the smallest cabinet. 43:29 Speaker 1 We're looking out. We're looking out for the little man. That's it. That's our slogan. 43:34 Speaker 2 Our secretary, our Secretary of Defense is what's the actor that was in Game of Thrones. Oh, and Elf. 43:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, Peter, Peter. 43:43 Speaker 2 Peter Dinglich. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll be our Secretary of Defense. 43:49 Speaker 1 I want like a whatever Caroline Levitt does. What's, what's her name? What's her title? She's the. 43:54 Speaker 2 Secretary spoke the Yeah, no, she's the White House press secretary. Press. 43:58 Speaker 1 Secretary, I want one. Yeah, I want one that's like a small blonde with big boobs, big boobs. And she's like, you know, 3 foot tall. 44:05 Speaker 2 But she's a Midget. 44:06 Speaker 1 Yes, yes, of course. 44:07 Speaker 2 And he's so good. He's. 44:10 Speaker 1 44:10 Speaker 1 Just got the camera pointed at the the podium and you don't see nothing. And she just steps up. She's like, hello, ladies and gentlemen of the press. Like today, when are we going over what Chuck and Brandon are doing? But yeah, I think you, you go, you do. You be president, I'll be vice president because then people are always mad at you more. 44:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, they will be mad at me and I and you know what sucks is nobody ever tries to assassinate the vice president. 44:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, but we make good headlines, like we'd be the first cabinet president, vice president to have a podcast. Wouldn't that be crazy? Probably. 44:40 Speaker 2 Be frightened? Yeah. No, no, we'd still do this because this is more important. And we'd tell people the show comes first. 44:46 Speaker 1 Well, that that's what we need. So as soon as we start our campaign trail, they're going to see if they can find any dirt on us. And I don't know if we have any dirt. I mean 111. 44:52 Speaker 2 So have we said anything bad? The kind of dirt that they're looking for? Brandon, we have a landfill. 44:58 Speaker 1 We got to up post it for free on the Internet. Would that be good? You know, even if we don't get in to be president, at least a lot of people would be like, what's this podcast I heard? They're talking about dirty shit, you know, then they come listen, then we get what we want anyway. We just get a little publicity because Joe Joe excited to take that. He went on a radio tour, you know, and he was talking to people on the radio. 45:15 But man, I'm going to be the first, you know, got the tigers and shit and I'm gay and I like stuff in my butt and I got guns and whatnot and I like tigers. But we could just do it. Like I said, we're looking out for the little man and we just have literally a Midget on our cabinet and we're like, yeah, we also got a podcast. We talked about it. So y'all call in and see what kind of issues you want us to talk about and we'll get to them as soon as we get into office. 45:34 We'll figure it out for you. 45:35 Speaker 2 It's all midgets on our cabinet. 45:37 Speaker 1 All of them. Every single one. 45:38 Speaker 2 Of them and you are the only two regulars. 45:39 Speaker 1 It's going to look like AI don't know. It's going to look like a picture with two gay dads and their kids. I got a bunch of coffee kids. Whenever we take a picture, they're like, what is that? I mean. 45:48 Speaker 2 Like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, we represent the lollipop kids. Like what? 45:58 Speaker 1 We are taking down China. That'd be funny. It'd be like all the generals in the military are now midgets. Also, I believe the generals will not be seen so they will not be shot as quickly. When battle starts. We will take them off their horse and put them on the ground, and the enemy will not be able to find them. 46:15 Speaker 2 We are changing airborne. The 81st Entry Infantry will only be midgets, therefore we do not need parachutes. We will give them all umbrellas. 46:26 Speaker 1 We have attached wings underneath of them. They will gracefully float down. It's very hard to shoot a mention out of the sky. I assure you they will be protected. They will be fine. 46:36 Speaker 2 What are they armed with? Vice President Thrasher and you're going to say 1 grenade, 4 bullets and 1/2 of an MRE? 46:47 Speaker 1 We're saving money as the most brilliant invention, cost saving initiative since Reagan. What since Reagan might? I don't know. People just say that since Reagan it will work. 47:02 Three months later we're getting blown the fuck up by Russia or something, but it did not work. We're going back to normal sized people. We will try that. If we can find Giants, we will try that. 47:11 Speaker 2 Next So why'd you how'd you guys lose the war? Well, they they didn't fight them anymore. They just started playing with them. 47:18 Speaker 1 Well, I just thought all the bullets would just go over top of our heads, man, I thought we were. I thought we were cut dry. You know, we're good to go. Just take them out of the kneecaps and then we'd have the tanks roll in and get the rest of them. So. 47:27 Speaker 2 They're all out there playing Patty cake, do they? Do they What? 47:31 Speaker 1 Do they allow midgets? In the military? You got to be certain height and weight and fitness, right? 47:36 Speaker 2 No, they don't allow midgets in the military until we take over. Yeah. Oh yeah, we will. I'm telling you we will have a Midget battalion. 47:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I got it. OK, cool. Yeah. So I'm gonna start like next week talking about we're running for president. I don't know, maybe it's too late, you know, or too too soon. I don't want to be like the event that we did, but presidency, you definitely got to do your tour. So be, be be a good idea. I think it'd be great. Get a lot of publicity for the show and who knows, we might end up being fucking president and vice president of United States. 48:01 But damn, how do we get here? It's crazy America's. But they did it again. They elected Trump as a joke and how they elected these idiots and they were like, oh God, we got this for the next 4 years. It's terrible. I'm over here giving drugs, the different kind of I'm using the damn CDC to like do my videos with drugs on fucking ants and shit. 48:19 I'm like, alright guys, I need to come in. I need to make some videos OK. 48:22 Speaker 2 Hey, Chuck. Man, I really need to borrow Air Force One. Where you going? North Sentinel Island. 48:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, we can do that now. We own the world. Yeah. That'd be pretty funny. So, yeah, I'd like that. I like that idea. Becoming president, vice president for me, I. And then if I like it, after the four, after the eight years that you ran, maybe I'll take over. 48:41 Speaker 2 But now I'm in for eight. Yeah, probably. 48:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, there's no way we're getting a second term. Ain't no way there towards the last year. I can just blame it all on you. But look, I was trying to do right. All right, I'm going to be the president next. Vote for me then. 48:55 Speaker 2 They're going to say, Brent, Mr. Thrasher, Vice President Thrash, we need you to denounce the decision. Put midgets in the military and how are you going to answer that? 49:04 Speaker 1 I'll be like, where's the assassin? Like that was a brilliant idea at the time. We have since rethought our decision making. We will be going with people over 7 feet. There won't be no more NBA. They're going to have giants. 49:21 I start doing that. Make them a bigger target, maybe, but it may scare our enemy. They're very good at throwing. We'll give them a there'll be a grenade platoon. That's all they have. They just launched grenades, 300 feet. 49:36 They're very accurate. Baker Mayfield, he like he pulls the pin. So alrighty, Well, that was fun. I'm sweating over here. 49:50 Christian Mingle, Gay Frogs, and Chuck's Unforgettable Party All right, we're getting to what the check. What the check? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me I'm. 50:01 Speaker 2 Full of Chuck, OH. 50:04 Speaker 1 Chuck, Chuck it real. 50:06 Speaker 2 Good. What the Chuck DJ envisioned. All right, man, before I get into this, because you got me thinking, do you know the only state in the United States that does not have a natural lake? 50:19 Speaker 1 Does not have a natural lake. 50:21 Speaker 2 It only has man made lakes. There's not one natural lake in this state, and it's only one state in the United States. It's not. 50:28 Speaker 1 It's got to be up north or something. I would think, 'cause all the all the water flows down. I know the Mississippi, the tributaries are fucking all over the place. I'm thinking Nah, New Mexico. 50:43 Speaker 2 Incorrect North Dakota. Incorrect. New York. Incorrect. 50:49 Speaker 1 Ah, the. 50:50 Speaker 2 Arizona incorrect. Nevada. Incorrect. Wyoming. Incorrect. Colorado incorrect. 50:50 Speaker 2 Arizona incorrect. Nevada. Incorrect. Wyoming. Incorrect. Colorado incorrect. Washington. 50:56 Speaker 1 Incorrect Vermont. Incorrect Maryland. 51:03 Speaker 2 Maryland is correct. 51:04 Speaker 1 Yes, I knew it. That's where my that's where my dad's, my dad's dad's from. 51:13 Speaker 2 That's where my daughter was born. 51:15 Speaker 1 Oh, really? My. My granddad's born there and then he died here. That's cool. She was born in Maryland. I didn't know that. See my whole? 51:22 Speaker 2 Family Frederick, MD. 51:25 Speaker 1 Is she the only one in your family born there? 51:27 Speaker 2 That's correct. We drove. We drove to Maryland because we didn't want our kid to have a West Virginia birth certificate. 51:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a good idea. That's where my grandma's from. My Dick gave her hell about that. 51:35 Speaker 2 I told Megan, you better hold that thing in. I got a 40. 51:35 Speaker 2 I told Megan, you better hold that thing in. I got a 40. I got a 45 minute drive ahead of me. 51:42 Speaker 1 See the state line? It's right there. No, I I was the only person born out of my family in Georgia. So I guess we got something coming. 51:48 Speaker 2 There you go. Anyway. All right, So what the Chuck? This is funny, man. This is this is this is intense. It's hilarious. So I had this Saturday. Megan was dead set on having a party. And when I say a party, our parties aren't what you guys would envision. At a party, we invite 2 couples. 52:03 OK? And that's a party. So Megan invited these two couples. We had it set up for weeks. It was going to be these two couples and their kids. And that was it. We're going to do some Bubba burgers, knock out some hot dogs, hang out in the pool, chill, have a good night, pack it in around 52:20 That was our goal. So day of the party, we get an e-mail, we get a text. One of the couples said, hey, our daughter has a fever, she can't come. So my wife's going to stay home, but I'm going to come. That was Paul Purdue from Purdue Vision. Oh, hell yeah. He's like, I'm coming. He's like, I'm coming though. 52:35 I'm coming. Don't worry about, don't worry about me, I'll be there. Well, then our other friend, she said, hey, my husband has really, really bad about cold. He's got a fever, he can't come, but I'm still going to come. And so I told Bang. I said, I said, this is good. You know, you got you got one guy, one chick. 52:51 We'll have a good time. This is fun. And she's mad because she went overboard. She always goes overboard. You know, she goes to Publix and she buys all this stuff and she makes all this food and now there's only four, four adults that's going to be there. We have enough food to probably feed 30 something people. 53:06 So she frantically decides she needs to have friends, more people, more people. So she starts texting people. Day off. Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? So next thing you know, the party turns into four or five adults. 53:22 Nothing crazy, nothing crazy. So we're out there, we're having a good time. 53:22 Nothing crazy, nothing crazy. So we're out there, we're having a good time. And all of a sudden a couple more adults come. It's like 53:37 I'm like so, so now we got we got we got a good. I mean, this is a this is a it's like a party. OK, I. 53:43 Speaker 1 Can hear in the background of that video it took for me with the gay frogs. 53:46 Speaker 2 Yes, it was crazy. So the best part of the night which I I've never laughed this hard in my life. So one of the couple show up, they are recently together, OK. And I, none of us had met this guy because this girl, she just started dating this guy, but she's a friend of Megan's and do do softball and at the park and all that. 54:09 And so this guy shows up and he brings another guy. And so I'm over there talking to him. Hey, what's up, man? How you doing? I'm Chuck and what's all we're introducing ourselves and very decent guy. He's very country, very, you know, whatever. And so I made the mistake. I said, I said, so how did you guys meet? 54:25 And he goes, you ever heard of christianmingle.com? I said, yeah, I've heard of that. 54:25 And he goes, you ever heard of christianmingle.com? I said, yeah, I've heard of that. He said, yeah, that's where we met, met on the old Christian Mingle. I said, so how does that work? Like, do you like, does she reach, reach out to you? 54:42 Does she have to swipe right? I don't understand. Like what it what it was? What is the process? And I swear to you, dude, the dude goes, well, I he goes, he goes, well, I texted her and I messaged her first. I say, you're real pretty right. 54:58 And then she messaged me and she said you're real handsome. And then before I could text her back, she sent me a picture of her titties. 55:06 Speaker 1 Y'all would love that. 55:08 Speaker 2 So I said. So I said, wait, she sent you a topless photo? Third text. Yeah, yeah. And he goes. Come to think of it, there ain't no real reason either one of us should have been on that side. Dude, I, I've never laughed harder in my life. 55:29 And when he told, he told the whole party because she, I, I went up to her and I said, Hey, you sent him a topless photo. Just ran like, do you just have one in the bank that you just deal out to anybody that messages you? And she's like, he told you that. 55:45 This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. 55:47 Speaker 1 Oh boy, go back on Kristen Mingo now. 55:49 Speaker 2 Then he then he tried to show everybody at the party the picture and she's she's stopping him. And I was, I was this is I'm like, this is the greatest. This is the greatest thing I've ever witnessed in my life. So these two whole night, they're they're out of control, OK. 56:05 They're, they're their own little thing happening. And then Paul's there, obviously he's been having a couple drinks. He's feeling it. So he starts doing accents from all across the United States. So throughout the entire night, Paul would not speak anything other than proper like, you know, hello, hello mate, you know, so he's speaking English, but for hours he never goes back to his regular accent. 56:29 So that's weird. Well, then I got all these people, they don't know anything about the show. They don't know anything about you. And you texted me and you said, hey man, that that frog video, I need you to do another one, but I need to just send it to me. I'm going to do a voice over and blah blah. So I said, OK, that's not a problem. You know, I can, I can do it. So I get a frog and mind you, I have all these people in my house that do not know about the show. 56:49 Half of them do not know about the show. They do not know you. They don't know anything about you. And they see me, I'm in the pool. I grab a frog and I put him down and I start videotaping me putting sprinkles, a rainbow sprinkles on him and then putting a, a skull or a Wintergreen, a grizzly Wintergreen pouch near his mouth. 57:09 And I just like, don't even like say anything. And then I go and I turn to that one kid and he's like, Yep, they're gay. 57:16 Speaker 1 That's your daughter. 57:17 Speaker 2 No, the the second video. Oh, OK, so I said because I needed another actor. I feel like I just I just made a command decision on that one. You know, I was like, I need another. I need a different kid. I know. 57:27 Speaker 1 I gave you 2, I gave you 2 directives. I said just film the video with the the frogs and the shit on the frog and then just turn to your youngest and have her say they're definitely gay. 57:35 Speaker 2 My youngest wasn't there. It was late. It was late. She was already in bed. But Savannah, Savannah was there. So anyway, so we do this. Next thing you know, everyone's going what's what's what's Chuck doing? Yeah, like, what is going on? So I'm, I said, oh, no, no, my buddy Brandon, he he's trying to make frogs gay. 57:55 He does this Instagram thing. I'm just hooking him up and helping him out with the video. Everybody just sits like sat there, just nobody was. And finally, Kelsey, the girl that was that, went to the Ke$ha concert with Megan that was on video last week. 58:09 Speaker 1 The one you sent me doing what? Yeah, that's. 58:11 Speaker 2 What? 58:11 Speaker 2 What? She was there and she goes, Oh my God, Oh my God, Brandon is so funny. And so she starts explaining the whole show and everybody. And so I think we had a lot of new listeners from the party on Friday or Saturday. But when it comes to Kelsey, that was the last part of the what to Chuck. 58:29 So this girl is 4038, something like that. And I called you and I said, hey, man, like, what do you think? I mean, you, you looking you in the market, whatever. And Brandon was so hesitant. He's so he's like, oh, man, he's kind of old man. 58:44 I mean, I'm not trying to get into that. And so she so she had done the splits because she, you know, of course, as soon as that girl goes, I can do the splits. First thing any guy says is prove it. So she did. So I took a picture. I send it to Brandon and he's still like, like he's him and Han and the best part, dude. 59:06 And she goes, tell him I had a hysterectomy and. And you go, hell yeah, man, bring your own down here. I was dying. And she goes, she goes, is that all a girl has to say to, like, get a guy to be interested? 59:24 And you're on the phone. You're like, hell yeah it is. 59:29 Speaker 1 Well, the problem? I don't want to get anybody pregnant, you know, I'm scared to death of that. So now there's no way, you know to get pregnant at all, right? 59:35 Speaker 2 You're so excited. 59:35 Speaker 2 You're so excited. When she's up to that point, though, you're like, yeah, she's too old. It's not really my type. The splits are cool, but they're not anything that I can really enjoy. I got a hysterectomy. All right, so what's your number? I'll be there in an hour. 59:49 Speaker 1 I'm on the way, Chuck. I'll see you in a second. Charles, have you been there? That's just all bases are covered, then they ain't got to worry about, they ain't got to worry about getting anybody pregnant, Then they ain't got to wear a condom and they can just, you know, wherever Good. It's fun. 1:00:03 Speaker 2 It's fun. Yeah. It was a good, it was a good time, man. I, I, I'm, I, I had a very good time. And it's all the people that that listened, the new listeners, the old listeners. It was a very enjoyable night. I ended up leaving the party at 1:00:23 And I just looked at them and I said, you guys are going to talk the rest of the night, aren't you? Because they were just talking about stupid. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 Stuff. Yeah, two weekends in a row, just a bunch of drunk people hanging around in your pool. 1:00:32 Speaker 2 So I did the famous I'll be right back and never came back. 1:00:32 Speaker 2 So I did the famous I'll be right back and never came back. But it was a good it was a good weekend, man. It was a good weekend and looking forward to next weekend and bringing you guys the daily dose a day. I'm not scary. It's going to be. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 Fun. Yeah, that's scary. So all right, well, sounds good. Yeah, that was good episode. Sorry. I started off a little grumpy on this one and I felt didn't feel too good but once I eased into it I was OK so. 1:00:56 Speaker 2 I think you were grumpy because as soon as I say to you, hey man, you have to edit that out, you go, yeah, we just work stupid like you just get 2. 1:01:05 Speaker 1 Minutes in and you're just fucking making me do something. Like God. I mean, you'll be lucky if if we do get it edited, but we'll see. We'll see what you. 1:01:11 Speaker 2 Got to edit it. You've got to edit it. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 I got to edit where we said where we're going and you said when we're going, so yeah. 1:01:19 Speaker 2 OK, so we we own that. You own half, I own half. You got to edit both of them. 1:01:24 Speaker 1 OK, All right, so we appreciate you listening if you're on iHeartRadio, Apple podcast or Spotify, please stop right now and listen to give us a five star review and a follow. I forgot to do that at the beginning. That's how I know I'm off. But can you please do that, especially new people listening. I see that the the reviews are going up daily, which is good and that sends it out to Spotify to more people to say, hey, people like this. 1:01:44 I mean we're at like 62,000 impressions a month. So some people someone's got to be liking someone's got to be listening. I doubt it's one guy listening to it on 100,000 devices, but we appreciate it we also got the Patreon down below. We're probably going to start using that for our adventures honestly and less less paid advertising more adventures because I think these videos will probably get a a good a good reach on them. 1:02:04 I think with these the the. 1:02:05 Speaker 2 Damn, that's scary. 1:02:06 Speaker 1 So we appreciate everybody listening, hanging out and hopefully y'all have a good week and we'll talk to you tomorrow. Charles, you got anything before we get on and out of? 1:02:13 Speaker 2 Hill Taylor Swift's going to be announcing a new tour, and if anybody beats me to getting tickets if it stops in Atlanta, let me know. I need them. I got to get them. My daughter's gonna kill me if she doesn't see Taylor Swift before she dies. 1:02:24 Speaker 1 Oh my God, somebody buy him and then poach the hell out of Chuck. Charge him 110%. All right, we'll see it. But.