Daily Dose 135- Branden's Getting Married - The Daily Dose Show
2025-09-23
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:17 Chuck's Manual Labor Woes and Lions Prediction you needed a reminder. Sometimes people don't tell me that. Then I got to remember on my own and then I'm like, oh shit, second day, kind of cool, kind of bad. Got three more. It's the daily Doe Show. My name is Brandon Thrasher. Over there is Chuck Ironfish. How you doing? 0:29 Speaker 1 Alive and well, man, Alive and well. 0:31 Speaker 2 Are you, are you sad? You seem a little little under the weather. Little little depressed little. 0:37 Speaker 1 I, I had to work today. You know, like we've talked about this in the past, it's not good when when we have to do manual labor. And you know, my allergies, I'm allergic to 90% of tree life. And I had the worst. I don't know if they were all drunk or hungover or what. 0:53 Well, they're not drunk, but I don't they were all hungover today. And I'm like, what is going on? Like we got so much. So I started working. I busted out a chainsaw. I'm cutting everything for them. Did you see a video I put up on the social media with the two guys trying to get the limb out of the tree? 1:06 Speaker 2 No. What did you put on Facebook? 1:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I put it on our daily dose. 1:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, I put it on our daily dose. I don't know if you even have access to our show our show page. 1:12 Speaker 2 No, I don't. I don't. I don't. 1:14 Speaker 1 It's unbelievable. No, I videotaped it. They they were there. I got a climber out there and I'm like, hey man, climb up and get that limit broke. And he's like, I can get it done with a throw ball. Why would you use a throw ball? He's like, I can just hook it and RIP it down. I'm like, dude, there's a fence down there. 1:29 He's like, it won't break. It's not that heavy. I'm like, are you kidding me? So I'm videotaping these morons yanking this limb forever. And I just kept reminding them that it's Spanish Heritage Month and they shouldn't pass away during Spanish Heritage Month. 1:42 Speaker 2 Feel a little bad for Chuck if all his Mexicans dying or. 1:44 Speaker 1 Spanish don't need that. But they didn't. They didn't think it was that funny. I thought it was hilarious, but they never got it down. They had to climb up the old school way, so they wasted 30 minutes of my day, which was good. So that's why I'm late because me and Brandon are supposed to be recording and I'm like, this is nuts. And I got the Lions tonight. I'm going to, I'm going to talk about it here. 2:00 Chuck Pranks Branden with a Stage Proposal I'm going to say it now. Lions lose 2730. 2:04 Speaker 2 2730 Wow, that's a good prediction. Yeah, I like, I like the the Ravens colors. I like their colors. I like the purple, dark purple they're. 2:14 Speaker 1 Terrible that that's the word. It's it's like purple's not cool. Purple had its moment. 2:19 Speaker 2 I love purple, it looks so good. 2:21 Speaker 1 What? 2:22 Speaker 2 It's dark, metallic, looks like a pimp. You know, that's why I want to wrap my truck in that same kind of Ravens purple. It just looks so good with the black on there and the the the purple. I like it. It looks pretty good. 2:31 Speaker 1 Well, you just so you know, Speaking of purple and it takes me to women and it takes me to something I did and I wanted to break it the news to you here on the show because I was going to wait. I feel bad that I'm not waiting because I think it's going to be funnier if I wait. 2:46 But by me telling you now I have 5 days of enjoyment, which is even I think better. So as you know, we're going to see the vagabonds this this Friday at at Terminal West. Oh. 2:50. And we're like, there's no way she's going to graduate, right? 2:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's right. 2:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, that's right. Cool. 2:59 Speaker 1 So they reached out to me today and they're like, hey, man, who, who who get we need the names of the people you're bringing. And I just, I love it when my brain it like I'm quick, you know what I mean? Like like when something just I, I just get this idea and I go, oh God, this is so good. 3:18 So I had talked to, I talked to Tara last week and Tara said, Hey, I'm off work. Do you mind if I go with you guys to see the show and hang out with the guys? I said that's actually kind of a benefit because I need somebody to help me with the stuff that they're giving us to give away to the listeners. 3:39 Well, when when the band asked me who's going Epiphany and I said me and my wife, I gave him the names and I said Brandon and his girlfriend, he's proposing at the show and they're they're so excited. 3:57 So they're calling you and Tara up on stage so you can propose to her. Oh hell yeah, dude. 4:02 Speaker 2 That's going to be fucking awesome. I was wondering if I could get on stage. That's going to be great. I'm going to love that. That's going to be fun, you know? Wait. Well. 4:09 Speaker 1 We can't. But you can't tell the guys there's no way they're going to listen to the show. I, well, I don't know, Brian might. But if they don't listen to the show, they'll never know. And I swear to God, I'm so because at first I was like, Brandon's going to be so pissed when he gets there. And they're just like, giddy thinking this is when Brandon proposes. 4:25 And I was going to finally have to break the news to you that they think you and Tara in love. But I think it's better for you to be in on it. That way you can actually propose to her in front of everybody at the show. So you're down. Yeah. 4:37 Speaker 2 I'm down. That sounds pretty funny. Don't worry. Any gay stuff though, Tara. Then it's going to throw them off. You know they're going to wait. 4:43 Speaker 1 You guys, you guys should both wear Pride shirts and everyone's going to be like, what? What? What the Hell's up with this? 4:51 Speaker 2 No, I would not be wearing a Pride shirt, Tara. I guess you can if you want, but I'd rather not. But whatever you want to wear, I don't. 4:57 Speaker 1 Care. Sure. Or or she just says to you in front of the entire audience. Oh no, Brandon, I'm gay. 5:06 Speaker 2 I think we what do you think it's going to be better? You think if she she, she probably should say no, right? Like come up with something to where it's like, no, I saw you did this and you cheated on me with that. 5:15 Speaker 1 I I think, I think no, I think no would be but but I don't know if the guys would like that because, you know, I'd be honest. I like to look at Coldplay, you know what I mean? Like they they did. That was not. That did not help them. 5:25 Speaker 2 Think about this. Think about this so they don't know it's a joke. People get married at concerts all the time. You know they they put and they're but you never hear about it in the story. Now you go back to Coldplay thing where they're cheating on them. Now, if they if she turns me down on stage at their concert and I'm like just distraught up there, I guarantee we make the news. 5:41 I. 5:42 Speaker 1 Guarantee you, you make the news and I can't. And the band, the band's, the band's faces are gonna be. They're gonna be traumatized 'cause I mean, you know, they're you're expecting a proposal, people are going to say yes. And if you propose to her and she just goes I'm sorry and just walks off stage. 6:02 Oh my. And then you just stand there like a loser, you know, just like, all right, well, thanks. I'm going to. 6:09 Speaker 2 Change the song on the set list. It's probably like sound like, 'cause I'm kind of amped up 1 and I'm like, Oh my God, guys, take it down to take it down. And she broke my heart or something like that. I like that. That'll be funny. That's that's hilarious. 6:20 Chuck's Son Loses, Daughter Wins Championship So that's the plan, so. 6:23 Speaker 2 I like it, I like it. So before we get into our normal routine, I saw y'all had the the tournament right Sunday. How did that go? Well, bad lost. Good tied. 6:34 Speaker 1 Dude, so you don't, you don't, you don't have game changer on your phone. You don't follow my my my team like other listeners do. 6:40 Speaker 2 No, I didn't. You know that was a thing. 6:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, so you can watch my team. Let me know when. 6:44 Speaker 2 You're on the ESPN app and then I will check on. 6:46 Speaker 1 Oh my God, it's just so bad. So we played the first game, we lost 7 to 6. And what breaks my heart is they played flawless baseball. Flawless. I mean, turning double plays like these kids were studs. This must have. 7:00 Speaker 2 Been the team, right? 7:00 at night. And I said, hey, we need an oven. You know, the guy's like, Oh yeah, we've got this one. It's really good. This one's, we need the cheapest oven. And then he goes, oh, he just want the cheapest 1. And I said, here's the deal, dude. They got a warranty, like home warranty for their house and all their appliances. 7:02 Speaker 1 No, this was Carter's team on Sunday. So they lost 7 to 6 and they played even a better team and they played even better. And I'm, I'm, I'm sitting here like, I don't even know what I can't get mad because they're playing the best baseball I've ever seen in my life, physically seen 11 year olds play and they lost three to four. 7:21 So I'm like, OK, like we're good, man, we're good. 7:21 So I'm like, OK, like we're good, man, we're good. So we go to the bracket where if we hit lose, we're out and they play another great team. And that's when the wheels fell off. And this team was hitting the ball where my boys were not right. 7:37 So the score was 8 to nothing in the second inning and I have one of my best pitchers in bases loaded. You can't even make this up bases loaded and this dude jacks one off of them for a freaking Grand Slam out of the out of the park. 7:55 Right. So the, and the good thing about 11 year olds is my pitcher takes his hat off and just starts bawling his eyes out on the mound like he's just bawling. The kids in the outfield just drop their gloves, take their hats off and just like lay down in the in the grass, you know, just defeated. 8:13 And I'm sitting there and I'm like, whoa, whoa, we don't cry. We, we don't cry. What are we doing? You know, And then as I'm yelling this, the umpire's like ball game because they mercied us in the second inning. But oh, yeah, So that, that was terrible. 8:28 And then what made it worse? The worst part was the same day Savannah's softball team had won the county championship. Oh, hell yeah. So she shows up with an, which they went undefeated and they they didn't give them rings. They gave them legit big plaques that said, you know, girls can't or girls play better than boys or something like that. 8:49 I don't know what it said, but it was big. And it said champions. So all the boys are there bawling their eyes out, right? And Savannah walks up with her plaque, and she goes, hey, dad, at least one of your kids is a winner. And I'm like, what are you doing? And the boys are just like, I'm like, what? 9:08 Why? Why? 9:10 Speaker 2 Well, that. Well, yeah, 'cause I what I saw was you posted that picture of Savannah passed out on the couch on the front deck. And it was like after a long day. And it got me thinking. I was like, man, I remember when I used to pass out on the couch and then like, when I was real little, my parents would carry me to bed. You don't still carry Savannah to bed, right? 9:26 She passes out or do you? Oh. 9:27 Speaker 1 Man, she's 13. She's like what? She's like a hundred 100 lbs. 9:31 Speaker 2 What about Sydney or Carter? 9:33 Speaker 1 Sydney. I will. Sydney's still little enough that I can pick her up. Carter's bigger than Savannah. 9:38 Reflecting on 'Last Times' and Pumpkin Pie Facts Well, no. 9:39 Speaker 2 It got me thinking I was like, when's the last time? Because like they always say, like you don't know what's going to be your last time. Like when's the last time did my parents take me to bed? And I was like, they're towards when I got older, my dad would just leave me on the couch and then I'd wake up and be pitch a black car and I'm like. 9:51 Speaker 1 9:51 Speaker 1 Oh my God, what's going on? 9:53 Speaker 2 You know, we all sleep upstairs like you guys do, but I was like, what the fuck? Where's everyone at? I'd be so scared. But then that kind of got me thinking about what are some other things. That was my last time that I have not done in ever again, you know? You know what I'm saying here? 10:00 rolls around, we're looking at the clock. We're like, all right, you know, we got to be responsible. We got to get back, you know, it's like 3 hours back to the hotel, back to I think we're in Frankfurt at that time. So we like, you know, this is the worst part. 10:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. When you're a kid, you never know when your last spanking is going to happen. And that's and that's and that's interesting because I, you know, you always fear the next one. So but you never know when that's going to happen. But it did. And then of course, they always talk about the last time that you and your friends actually go outside and you play. 10:23 You know, that's, that's an iconic moment that none of us ever take note of. And we never know. We don't even remember it. I don't think anybody remembers it. But when you get older, you know, you the the last time you have a first kiss or make out session with a girl. 10:40 That's that's something that people sleep on. They really do. Because that is a cool thing when you just find it's not even about who it is or how far you go. It's just about, man, I did it. You know what I mean? Like it's so cool to be just to be at a bar and meet like a stranger or random person and you get to kiss him. 11:02 And it's like, man, that's so cool. 11:02 And it's like, man, that's so cool. So that's that's something that you never know when your last time is. And then you marry a girl and you're like, maybe it'll happen again because we're going to get divorced, you know, But if you don't get divorced, that was your last time. Why? What are you thinking? Give me a couple. I know you got good examples. 11:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, I was thinking a pumpkin. I haven't bought a pumpkin and I can't remember how long, you know? 11:21 Speaker 1 It's. 11:23 Speaker 2 Coming up on Halloween, I mean, you buy pumps, you got kids and whatnot and you probably making probably makes pumpkin pies and you like, you probably get drunk and put them on your head or something. 11:30 Speaker 1 That's the dumbest example you've ever said, because you're going to have to buy pumpkins brand and you're going to have kids. So that's that. And two, you know they don't make pumpkin pie out of that pumpkin, right? 11:41 Speaker 2 What? What kind of pumpkin do they make it out of? 11:45 Speaker 1 It's a totally different pumpkin. You can't make a pumpkin pie out of a pumpkin that's decorative. 11:50 Speaker 2 Well I mean if it's decorated, no you can't. But before you decorate it and shit. 11:53 Speaker 1 No, that's not the type of pumpkin you eat. What? 11:56 Speaker 2 What does it fucking look like then? My whole life's not a lie. 11:56 Speaker 2 What does it fucking look like then? My whole life's not a lie. What the fuck? 12:01 Speaker 1 It's a different pumpkin. It's like a 'cause we did this, we me and Megan. It's not a gourd. Hold on, I'm looking cause so me and Meg, I, I'm calling you stupid but only because you didn't know Megan. Me and Megan have been stupid at one point too. 12:17 Speaker 2 Y'all trying to make it out of a regular pumpkin? It would it come out like ass. 12:20 Speaker 1 Oh, it was the grossest thing I've ever eaten in my life. It, I mean, it was really bad. It was, it was, it was almost like to the point where I thought we were going to die. 12:29 Speaker 2 Y'all followed through with making a pumpkin, pumpkin pie. I'm glad you know, I'm glad you know, I'm not highly inclined in the cooking world, so I'm glad I never made that mistake. I'm trying. I'm trying to think of other, why you looked that up, other things that were the last time. 12:45 I mean, you got the traditional like hanging out with, you know, a buddy that you never see again or the last time, I don't know, maybe like the last time you eat like your favorite restaurant and it closes down. 12:58 Speaker 1 That's. 12:58 Speaker 2 Got to be a sad one. That's got to be bad. I'm sure there's some people in the comments that's got that's got some ideas, right? 13:06 Speaker 1 Yeah, so it's either a sugar pie pumpkin, a baby pan pumpkin, a New England pie, a Cinderella pumpkin, or a kabocha, A kabocha kabocha pumpkin. That's that's the type you're supposed to use. Now I am reading on here that some people have used normal pumpkins but you need to Oh no, no you can't. 13:27 It says here you have to get a pie pumpkin or a sugar pumpkin. 13:30 Speaker 2 Can you eat a regular pumpkin like cantaloupe? 13:33 Speaker 1 Oh God, it looks like it. It looks like it. There doesn't. 13:36 Speaker 2 It does. It looks like you could eat it, but I don't think you can. 13:40 Speaker 1 I wouldn't, I don't think, I don't think they have any sweetness to them at all. They're very just like starchy. 13:45 Speaker 2 I'm thinking now, OK, So what the pumpkin you can, you can bake the pumpkin seeds. You ever done that and you eat them? 13:50 Speaker 1 Yes, now I've done that. Well, Megan's done it and it again, one of the grossest things she's ever made. I don't know if she just doesn't know how to do it, but they were really bad. I. 13:59 Speaker 2 Think all you do is just dry them out, put them in there and fucking bake them. I don't know if there's any science going along with it, but. 14:07 Speaker 1 It's like, it's like jerky. Have you ever have you ever done jerky in the oven? 14:11 Speaker 2 No. 14:12 Speaker 1 You've never done that. 14:13 Speaker 2 No, I just buy it in a bag. 14:15 Jerky Fire and NFL's Holiday Takeover Oh my. So OK, to all of our listeners that have ever, ever thought about doing this, It was it was the day before Thanksgiving 14 years ago. I only know that because Megan was, we were we were married for one year and my dad had all this venison and I said, hey man, let's make some jerky. 14:32 And he goes, great idea. So we read online and you're supposed to cut it into thin strips, stick a toothpick through one end and just line the rack in the oven with all this meat, right? And then just dehydrate it and you put it like 200 or 225 or something stupid. 14:51 Well, we didn't get very far in the directions. They they didn't have this part in the directions high enough. So so this part of the directions was at the end and we'd already done everything else and what it said was be sure to line the bottom of the oven to catch all the grease. 15:08 Well we didn't see that part. OK so after like 5 hours of this jerky in their dehydrating, all of a sudden the entire kitchen looks like it's on fire. I mean there's smoke just billowing out of the kitchen. We don't know what's going on. 15:23 My dad's freaking out. We call 911, the fire department shows up. They come in, the entire oven is on fire. The inside is like burning up. I mean, it's going through the back like we had a grease fire in the oven. And mind you, this is the day before Thanksgiving. 15:39 The day before. 15:39 Speaker 2 I'm guessing y'all were doing it at your house. 15:41 Speaker 1 At my mom's house and, and, and this is when they were still in Michigan, right before they had moved to Tampa. And we, I'm like, what are we going to do? Because my mom was having a nervous breakdown because she's getting, she's going to have like 20-30 people over Thanksgiving. We have no oven, right? 15:57 So we go to Home Depot, it's 16:15 So they're going to replace the oven, but I need one to get us through Thanksgiving tomorrow. What's the return policy on these bad boys? And he goes, oh, yeah, you can return it. You get 30 days on an oven. I only need 2. So which one do I need? He goes, I'd really appreciate if you just take the cheapest one. 16:31 I'll say you. You got it, buddy. So we loaded up the cheapest one, took it home. We had a great Thanksgiving of burning Turkey and cheap ovens are really bad, just so you know. 16:42 Speaker 2 Y'all are y'all like one of those statistics that you see about on Thanksgiving Day? Like when you wake up to Good Morning America and it's like be careful when you're deep frying on. Yes, Americans set their homes on fire on damn Thanksgiving Day. 16:53 Speaker 1 16:53 Speaker 1 1000% my dad set our entire back lawn on fire the first time he ever tried deep frying a Turkey. I'll never forget it. He, he just, he just, he just, he took it and he just dropped it in and he had the grease almost all the way up to the top and it lit the entire lawn on fire. 17:08 And he's out there kicking it with his feet and he's like, he's like, well, this is stupid. I don't know why anybody would deep fry Turkey. And, and my mom's pissed because he burned half the lawn. And he's like, it's fine. It'll grow back. And this is in Michigan. So yeah, it will in May. 17:23 Speaker 2 Seven months later. 17:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's, I mean, but you know, that's, that was that's entertaining a lot that that my family, that was a pretty regular occurrence, that type of stuff. Why you guys, you guys never, you guys never had issues like that trying to make something that you read online? 17:39 Speaker 2 No, we're, we're very small. Like when I did it down here, it was only me, my mom, my dad, my grandma, my grandpa. So she they used to cook back in the day. Now my my grandma just makes cookies for one of my dad's Co workers up there at work and he gives her like a honey baked ham card for Christmas and Thanksgiving. 17:54 But. 17:55 Speaker 1 Do you guys still? Do you guys still celebrate Thanksgiving since your mom ran out on you? 17:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, we go over there, I go hang out. I'm not a big, I'm not a big holiday person. I mean, you know that I'm not. 18:03 Speaker 1 18:03 Speaker 1 I like, I like how you, it's like when your mom ran out on you and you're like, Oh, yeah, yeah, we still hang out. 18:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, now, now sometimes I will go to. I haven't been lately, but when we used to go to Kentucky, we used to have like a bigger one up there. They'd be like 30 or 40 people there. But now I'm, I'm not a big holiday guy, you know, it's just another Thursday to me. Just like, oh God, you know, she's got to keep working. 18:23 Speaker 1 And now and now the NFL, not only they have like what, 3 games on Thursday, now they're doing Christmas Day. But I mean, do you think that that has something to do with Americans not necessarily celebrating holidays like they used to? And the NFL is seeing that and going, hey, let's, let's find a way to bring people together. 18:42 Or do you think it's all about just money? 18:45 Speaker 2 It's probably it's the NFL. It's all about money. The but I mean it, it, it makes more sense because you know, everyone's going to be at home sitting around their TV and they, they had the one game because it used to be the Lions played every year, right? 18:57 Speaker 1 They still do every Thanksgiving, Yeah. 18:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, was is it, is it rotating team or is it Lions in Green Bay? 19:02 Speaker 1 Lions have to play every Christmas and Dallas had to play every Christmas, and those were the only two teams. And then Thanksgiving, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You got me. Thanksgiving. So, so Thanksgiving. That was always the tradition. And it's funny because the only reason that even started is because the Turkey Bowl, John Madden, it started one time and it just so happened to be the Detroit Lions were playing and they're like, OK, we're going to have this every year. 19:24 And they just somehow became the Thanksgiving team them in Dallas and now you got six teams that are playing and now Christmas. I don't know who's getting screwed with Christmas. I think Detroit might be getting screwed with Christmas too. They're. 19:38 Speaker 2 Not going to get any holidays, but I just as a member, I used to have when I went to Kentucky, sitting there in my great aunt's living room, you know, the old stylist, it still looks like the 70s in there. You know, they never change or anything. Still the shag carpet and the floral fluffy couches and whatnot and the box TVI just always remember the lines getting raped every year. 19:54 I'm like, oh man, maybe you. 19:55 Speaker 1 Know. Yeah, that's all that you were you weren't born. You weren't born yet. When? But Barry Sanders was there? No. 20:02 Speaker 2 I wouldn't. I didn't start watching. 20:03 Speaker 1 So that, you know, that's when they were good. I mean, Barry was, I mean, that's why I think they put him on because Barry was fun to watch. And then they just decided to suck for the next 20 years. So you know. 20:12 Speaker 2 Get to watch your favorite team lose on Thanksgiving Day. 20:15 Speaker 1 It's sad too, because everybody complaints about it. That's a it sucks being a Lions fan and you have to hear people be like, oh, freaking Lions. So that's why last year they were so good. I was like, they you're right, you're finally getting a good team on Thanksgiving and this year they might suck again. 20:30 Speaker 2 Poor guys, poor guys. So all right, well, listen to us. You're on iHeartRadio, Apple Podcast or Spotify. Please leave us a five star review and a follow up. It helps us out a lot. It really does helps us out a good bit and sends it out to the algorithms more. And they're like, oh, people like this show, let's send it to everybody. 20:46 You know, one day we'll send it to 27 million people and then we'll retire. And then we also got the Patreon down below. We use that for paid advertising for the show and for travel expenses for damn, that's scary. And any hookers or prostitutes we come across along the way, we now know we must pay them in full or we'll go to jail for sexual assault. 21:03 Now we Ollie told us that if you heard yesterday's episode and we're hoping to have him back on later this week along with Ian Bick, Hopefully we can all get out, get that all worked out. If you remember Ian, he's the guy that went to prison for three years and now he does his podcast, he's on Mr. B's show does a lot. 21:19 So he he sounded very interested in the the business or the consulting information. So we'll try to get him on and talk about that. We got the videos going up on the YouTube. We appreciate it if you want to check out the the full length version on there, but we'll go ahead and get into daily Dos Adam news. 21:36 Human Feces Contaminate Canadian Lakes and Rivers That's your Daily Dos 21:59 Speaker 2 Alberta Health Services issued a public advisory against swimming at Cove Beach in Chesmere Lake due to elevated levels of human feces. I'm just going to let you take a wild guess, Charles, who do you think is shitting in the rivers and shitting in the lakes and shitting on the beaches? 22:15 Speaker 1 All right, it's Canada. 22:17 Speaker 2 Yes. 22:18 Speaker 1 And where in Alberta, yes. See, I'm, I'm not, I'm not trying to, I don't want to say it because I want it to be somebody else. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say local residents, OK? 22:31 Speaker 2 Now you think these local residents are are they're were born in Canada? 22:36 Speaker 1 I'm going to say yes. 22:40 Speaker 2 No, it's the candy clear people. It's all the fucking Indians shitting in the damn rivers and the lakes and the ponds over there and the the for for the first time since ever this this lake is now you're not allowed to go in there. You can't. It's also a reservoir. 22:56 So now they're trying to figure out how to get their water back to a drinking standard in that plant. And this I just, this is what happened. She let in a bunch of illegal immigrants and you got shit like this happening, man, I tell you what, You know how much extra money and taxpayer dollars going to take to get these pump stations filtering the hell out of these waters because the damn Indians won't stop shitting everywhere. 23:16 Like, what the fuck? This is not India anymore, all right? Your sacred river, the Ganges, is a fucking cesspool of excrement, you dirty. 23:22 Speaker 1 Motherfuckers. I'll, I'll tell you, I think it does help build up a tolerance. I when I was in Egypt, I saw a little boy, a couple little boys and they were, is that the Danube? What or no Nile? Is that the Nile? What's the river that runs through Cairo? I think it's the Nile. 23:38 And there was a couple little kids and they're, and they're just splashing and playing in the river. And I was like, oh, that's so cute. You know, like that's a cool life. You know, you're surrounded by desert. You're in this beautiful river. You know, just, and they're, and they're like, they're like washing their faces with the water. 23:57 And the reason I recall seeing them distinctly wash their face is because I looked upstream about 50 yards and I saw the largest bloated oxen I've ever seen dead in the water. And he was just floating there. 24:13 Like I hung up on some rocks and all these little boys were playing downstream from him. And I feel like it's just a way of life. I, I think that if you get so. So maybe they're doing the Canadians a favor, you know, crap in the water and within a few months everybody will be used to it and they'll be fine. 24:29 Speaker 2 Everybody be fucking dead. And there's also videos going around of these. These Indian people, they believe since they pay for sanitation services, which I doubt they do, they can just throw trash anywhere. There's a bunch of videos of people in Canada. They're pissed off, they see them, they'll seem like throwing trash on the side of the road, but I put that shit back in your fucking truck. 24:48 This is not India, all right? You want to destroy your country, that's fine. Don't come over here and destroy this country. It's just, it makes no sense to me. It's like, why? Why you caused this problem candidate. You did it to yourself. Being a fucking asylum home and just letting a bunch of random immigrants in. It's not good. 25:03 It's a problem. And a lot of people saying there's there's, you know, we need diversity. We need all these people to come in. Do you want your waters covered in shit? You know, do you want your your water supply? Every time you turn on the tap? You got a little bit of corn blocking the motherfucker. 25:17 Speaker 1 Fuck stop it man, that's disgusting. 25:20 Speaker 2 It is, that's what I'm saying. Indian people eat some of the worst. OK dude. I mean, it is not good. I'm just saying this is visual proof. This is evidence of what happens when you let third world, third world people come into your country. It turns into a third world country. 25:35 I mean Canada's it's going to be a shit hole even more than they are. 25:38 Speaker 1 I don't. I don't really consider people from India a problem. Maybe that's wrong, Maybe that's wrong with me. Is it weird that I have different tiers of illegal immigrants? 25:50 Speaker 2 Yeah, You see, that's the problem is you keep Indians on the low level because you don't think there's much of A threat until you they're shitting all over the place. I mean everywhere. I wouldn't trash out. They're, they're having a problem with the, with the truckers that are coming over and they're leasing these trucks and you'll, you'll have like 5 Indians in a, in a big rig and they're just swapping out driving and they don't stop. 26:08 They drill a hole in the floor and shit through it. So swear to God, you'll see there's videos of guys that are pissed off because they'll take a hole saw drill right through it. Shit, shit out there and all over the Interstate, wherever I'm in Winfield. 26:19 Speaker 1 So other than other than the Indians having a problem with crapping everywhere, is there anything else that we have to worry about with them? I think that's it. I think it's just they have a crapping issue. 26:30 Speaker 2 They don't know how to use SOAP. 26:33 Speaker 1 That also yeah, they. 26:35 Speaker 2 Do they don't they don't the majority, the majority I would say do not of in case still in India do not know what soap is all. 26:43 The Economics of Illegal Immigration and Permit Issues Right. So let's play it. Let's play a fun little game. All right, So if we were in high school and you had to label all the different types of kids in the school, a type of illegal immigrant would. So I'm guessing if you had a name, who the stinky kid is. 26:59 Who's the stinky kid? 27:01 Speaker 2 The poorest 1. 27:02 Speaker 1 No, but which illegal immigrant is the stinky kid? Probably a little Indian child. OK, who's the bully? The oh, the white. 27:17 So what, what, what? What ethnicity would be the bully? 27:21 Speaker 2 I mean, you guess you got blacks and Mexicans that could be a bully. I see a lot of white people that are bullies. 27:27 Speaker 1 So you're going to say what, like Russian? A Russian would be a bully. 27:33 Speaker 2 Yeah, I didn't have a lot of Russians going to school with me, though. 27:36 Speaker 1 OK, all right. You're really bad at this game. The smart kid. What ethnicity were they? What? What? What illegal immigrant would they be? 27:45 Speaker 2 Wait, say it again. 27:46 Speaker 1 Smart kid. 27:47 Speaker 2 Oh, Asian. 27:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Chinese, Chinese, Japanese, whatever. So where would the Latino or the Hispanic immigrants fall into the social structure in a high school? What? What? What are they? 28:01 Speaker 2 They are the ones with all like the ricers and everything and the Honda Civics out there, you know, typically just kind of stay in their own group. I don't, sorry. My dad sent me a picture of some mail. Looks like I got to go to court again for something. I don't know if it's good or bad. 28:17 I don't know who Lee Carey, B Markham is. Brandon. Brandon is. 28:21 Speaker 1 Straight up in his phone right now looking at like and he has this weird concerned look on his face. So I thought something bad was happening. No, just another court appearance. 28:30 Speaker 2 That's bad. That is not good. I don't know what it's for. Every time they just send me mail. I don't know if it's jury duty or something else. It's just it always freaks me out when I look at it. But no, that's. Yeah. So you got any more race questions? 28:42 Speaker 1 No, you're, you're not good at that game. I just my point is, I think that the social, the social structure in high school, the social structure in the society, it can always be expanded and put into, you know, hey, with illegal immigrants, I mean, you have so many different cultures coming here and they all bring something, some good, some bad. 29:03 And that's why it's interesting when people are like, oh, illegal immigrants suck. Not necessarily true. I mean, a lot of the Hispanic illegal immigrants, if they left, guess what people, 90% of the work you need done around your house, not happening. It's happening, but you're paying twice than what you're paying now. 29:18 And that's just the truth because no white guy is going to get out there and do what the guys that work for me do. It's not happening, especially for the pay. 29:26 Speaker 2 That's the problem also, because you got employers that will hire that that debt there that the lower rate of, you know, for Mexicans that want to work here. And the problem is, you know, it wouldn't be as big of a deal if they were spending money here. They're buying homes, they're moving their families here, but they're not doing that. They're not paying any taxes. 29:42 They're not paying any income tax. I mean, they spend maybe 100 bucks a month, if that, you know, maybe the most all they're buying is beer, sending the rest back to the sending it back to Mexico. So yeah, things would probably go up a little higher. But the problem is, you know, say, say a white guy wants $15.00 an hour Mets 10 will do it for 10. 30:00 So why is the other guy going to hire the the white guy when he can hire the Mets? Ken, there are white people that do it, but they're just going to want to hire wage because they have to live in America and they want to have an actual nice life. They. 30:08 Speaker 1 Don't Yeah, but the but the problem is the white guys won't work as hard the guy, the white guys aren't going to do as skilled of a job. I mean, that's just the honest to God truth. There's no, I mean, it's not like we pay any of these, these workers like, you know, like, Oh my God, we're paying them, you know, $100 a day. We're not doing that. They're getting good money, but they don't complain and they do it. 30:27 And white guys are like, oh, I'm sick. Guess what? Pablo hasn't been sick for 365 days. Pablo shows up every day early, ready to rock'n'roll, get him a couple monsters and get him a Mexican meal for lunch. He's rocking. So I don't know, man, I, I just, I get it. 30:44 I think that, you know, legal immigration is an issue, but without illegal immigration, this country falls apart. 30:50 Speaker 2 I disagree. I don't think so. I think we be able to get it done. I mean that I won't even talk about because I talk about Indian shit every I don't think. 30:56 Speaker 1 Okay. We don't need that. There's no, there's no market. There's no market for that. 31:02 Speaker 2 We got enough people in downtown Atlanta shitting on structures and shitting on everything. So yeah. But no, I just thought, you know, it's just, it is what it is. And I figured out my, my court situation. It's just my, my concealed carry permit is going to expire. But I thought, I thought Kemp changed that to where you don't even need one anymore. 31:19 Speaker 1 You don't need one anymore. He they did away with that. 31:21 Speaker 2 So why the fuck are they telling me your firearms license issued by the office is due to expire November 18th, 2025? If you wish to renew your weapons carry permit, the fee to renew is $30 and you have to up to 30 days. Once passed it's $77.00. So I don't know what are they trying to fuck me? 31:38 Are they trying to rape me? 31:40 Speaker 1 I don't think that's actually from the state of Georgia. That is from one of those companies that just get the information and they send it to you and it's probably like US georgia.state.net. 31:53 Speaker 2 That's that's Coweta County Probate Court. 31:56 Speaker 1 Oh, maybe they're just trying to RIP you off, man, Because it's not a real thing. You don't have to have one anymore. 32:00 Speaker 2 That's what I thought. That's what I thought. So, OK. 32:04 Geopolitics, Bagram Air Base, and Offensive Slurs But I say another before we get to the second story, another group of people that are testing. They're testing. They're testing. They're testing The Taliban reject, reject Trump's bid to retake Bagram air base in Afghanistan. Bagram. 32:20 Speaker 1 How do you say it, Bagram? 32:23 Speaker 2 Bagram, Bagram, whatever, Baghdad. I thought that's where we were going with. They rejected it. Say we'll fight for another 20 years. So if everybody remembers, this is the base that we just abandoned and left and we had that shitty pull out and all the interpreters died and they're throwing babies over the walls, getting caught in Constantine wire. 32:39 That's a bunch of bullshit around behind. And the military got a little fucked up on the way out and Trump's like, we want this back and Taliban's like, no, we'll fight you another 20 years. So when can we go ahead and get the go ahead just to blow the fuck out of the country? I mean, what, what's stopping us from doing that? 32:55 Why can we not do what Israel's doing to Gaza? We just do it to the Taliban. I. 33:00 Speaker 1 Mean you're going to kill a lot of innocent people because I I know it's hard to believe, but there aren't innocent people there and there are a lot of pro American people there. 33:07 Speaker 2 It's hard to get. 33:08 Speaker 1 That isn't it, I know, but it is. And so you got to think about the loss of life on that. And to be honest, when you look at the resources, I mean, there's more oil in the ocean than there is in Afghanistan and Iraq. I mean, I know that, Oh my God, these these countries are so plentiful in oil. 33:25 It would save us the oil, not really, you know, and, and the resources. Do you want to go over there and work on a rig in Afghanistan? 33:33 Speaker 2 Fuck no. Not even the people there want to be in Afghanistan. 33:38 Speaker 1 You think we pay a lot to laborers in the United States? Imagine getting a white guy to go over to I'm going to stand and work on a rig and be like, oh, by the way, you can't take your family for a year is. 33:47 Speaker 2 That what this base is, is the oil oil mining facility. 33:50 Speaker 1 No, but that's what that's what it's always been. Oil rights. Every every war we've ever gotten into is about oil rights or strategic air base locations for military operations. But we have so many strongholds in the Middle East. Honestly, Afghanistan and Iraq aren't even that important. I mean, we got bases in Oman, Israel, Turkey, yeah. 34:10 But Saudi Arabia, we're all over the place. We don't need that. It's. 34:12 Speaker 2 Kind of like we built the shit though, like why don't we just go in and fuck them up and then take it back over just. 34:16 Speaker 1 Because we already gave it away. It's crap again. Every time we do good and we build something up and put all this money into it and then we're like, oh, we're going to walk away and give it to you. And then what, five years later, we want it back. Like shut what are you? 34:30 Speaker 2 Doing yeah, they probably dirtied it all up. They're probably fucking a bunch of goats on the tarmac anyway. It's probably a piece of shit out there. I mean, God damn towel heads, but the oh. 34:38 Speaker 1 My God, can you not say that? 34:41 Speaker 2 How about the Taliban? Damn it, they're bad. I can say that. 34:44 Speaker 1 Only them only and and technically you can't because that's like saying that. That's like saying the N word and being like, I'm only referring to the bloods and Crips, man. Only refer to the bloods and Crips. No, you can't say that. 34:56 Speaker 2 Yeah, I just don't think it's that bad of a deal. I mean, they'll wear a towel around their head. I just don't understand. It's not like I'm calling them a slur. 35:01 Speaker 1 That is, that is honestly, it's probably in the dictionary is one of the slurs. It's one of the worst slurs you can use for them. 35:08 Speaker 2 I didn't know that. I didn't. I thought it was just kind of a descriptive, you know, I'm just looking at you and I see how you're dressed like. 35:13 Speaker 1 What other slur do you have for those people? 35:16 Speaker 2 Well, I got a couple that I can't say because there's been some other groups too. 35:20 Speaker 1 I mean, let me. I mean, I don't. I'm trying to think I, I know I've heard, you know, I want to say it, but I don't know if it's really that bad because I've heard yeah, I can say it. OK, I'm going to say it only educational. I'm, I'm prefacing this. I'm saying this in an educational way. I don't, I'm not trying to slur anybody. 35:37 I'm not trying to say anything mean slur anybody. But I've heard people refer to them as camel jockeys. 35:44 Speaker 2 OK, yeah, that's not too bad. I mean, they ride a lot of camels too. I think it's just observing, you know, observation, like the like the N word wasn't an observation. They just made that up. Like you look at you look at the Taliban, they're wearing towels, towel heads. They're riding donkeys, donkey fuckers. OK, you do, though. 36:01 I mean, they got videos of them fucking donkeys. That's. 36:03 Speaker 1 Not one. Don't ever say that again. 36:07 Speaker 2 That's they have videos of it, goats and dogs. 36:09 Speaker 1 Dude, stop it. Stop. 36:11 Speaker 2 You've got animals. 36:12 Speaker 1 Why do you go? Why did you go that far? I said camel jockey, which is nowhere near what you said. Yours is way worse. And that was a slur, Sir. Stop. 36:21 Speaker 2 I'll call Taliban slur all day long. I don't give a fuck dude. 36:24 Speaker 1 But you're not just referring to a group of an A culture. You're you're saying it it applies to the whole culture. 36:30 Speaker 2 Taliban culture, yes, it does apply to all of them. 36:33 Speaker 1 OK, Taliban are one little tiny piece of all the Afghanistan people. 36:38 Speaker 2 Well, Afghanistan people need to get it under control, all right. Why? Why can they not figure this problem out themselves? You know what I mean? Like, we, we don't have the blood threatening people across the on the other side of the world, you know what I'm saying? Like what? Makes no sense to me. Like, get your shit under control. At least our gangs just kill each other here. You know, for the most part, they just shoot each other. 36:55 They don't usually innocent people don't get involved unless they go down. You go down any street at night in South Chicago, then yeah, you're probably going to die. But that's just one of those things, like wrong place, wrong time. Don't fucking go over there. If you worship your life. If you want to die, yeah, stroll through fucking Chicago. If you want a death wish, sure, go ahead. 37:11 But for the most part, they're just killing each other, you know? Eventually they'll just all die out. 37:14 Speaker 1 OK, OK. I don't, I don't even want to do this. I don't even want I, I, I just OK, well, look, I'm just curious, but just can you can you at least before you say it, preface it with I'm not slurring anyone. I'm just doing it for educational purposes. Can you say that before you say it? 37:30 Speaker 2 Yeah, sure. And that gives me free will to say anything. 37:33 Speaker 1 I just want to hear it one time. So what's the other one that you were worried about? Because apparently the Donkey 1 you weren't even concerned about, that, wasn't even on your radar. You just threw that up. 37:40 Speaker 2 I can't say that one, I'll tell you off air, but it's it's I. 37:46 Speaker 1 Know what you're going to say? 37:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, that one's, yeah, that one's a rough 1, so I won't say. I learned that in like 6th grade, which is crazy. I'm like, that's wild, dude. That sounds a lot better though. 37:56 Speaker 1 You know what I heard? I heard him called. A lot of people referred to him as Hajis. Jihads. No, they called him Hajis. And I never understood that. So even to this day, I don't, I don't even know why we referred to him as that. And I don't know. 38:12 It doesn't make any sense. I guess it's a jihad, maybe. I don't know. 38:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, that would make sense. But my, my other plan is why don't we just let Israel's always already destroying the Middle East, all their enemies, and we already fight all of Israel's enemies for them. Why don't, why doesn't, why don't we just send the money to Israel like we already do and just have them attack Afghanistan? 38:29 Speaker 1 Oh, they'll blow up anybody that's. 38:30 Speaker 2 What I'm saying, that's not, that's not on our hands. I mean, all of all their money and their missiles and weapons come from us. But, you know, it's like that third party, like, well, they touched it last. You know, we gave it to them and we told them they were angry, but we didn't drop the bombs ourselves. 38:43 Speaker 1 If that's the case, we should just have Ukraine do it. 38:46 Speaker 2 I think they're a little preoccupied at the moment. 38:48 Speaker 1 Just shoot. Just let off a couple ones, let off a couple straight rounds, let them go. 38:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's, it's, no, I guess it's Iran and that's good with Russia, right? Not Afghanistan. 38:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, Iran's pretty good with China and Russia. I don't think they have any beef, but they've been. 39:01 Speaker 2 Chilling over there, right? 39:02 Speaker 1 Well, ever since we blew up their missile thing, they're kind of like, oh, this sucks, can't really blow anybody up. We got to wait another 50 years until we can blow somebody up again. 39:11 Speaker 2 Oh, dumb. Oh no, we must be quiet. We must not do nothing bad today. You. 39:16 Speaker 1 Nothing to see over here. We are not doing anything anymore. 39:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, we blew those up and Israel won't even let us look at theirs, so. 39:24 Speaker 1 Before before you move on, can I tell you the greatest racial slur I've ever heard that that it, that isn't that in my opinion, it's not bad. It's this is not bad. It's not really racial. It's just funny. So when we when we, when we were over in the Middle East and you'd have to work in this area called search. 39:39 So you'd have a search containment area. So every time like like T we call it well, TCN. So Third country nationals would come in and they would service different things. So you had the electricians and the plumbers and the builders, and they would all have to go through a search area. 39:56 And then you would go out there with canines and dogs or whatever. And you'd have like, you'd be on your back on little little rollers and mirrors and stuff. And you'd go under every car. You'd pull everybody out. You would search the entire car to make sure there wasn't a bomb in it or they weren't wearing a suicide vest or something like that. 40:13 So we would, so we would search all these cars and every day the Filipinos would pull up and they would always dress like Saudi Arabian or like Middle Eastern. So you couldn't see anything except for their eyes because they would have like the full garment on, you know, like all the Middle Eastern wear that covers their face and their, the long dress, you know, the long wear or whatever. 40:36 Speaker 2 This looks suspicious. 40:37 Speaker 1 And you know what? They what, everybody called them. And it was my favorite. What the dookie ninjas? So they'd be on the mic and they'd be like, Roger, that'd be advised. We've got dookie ninjas on lane 3, Dookie ninjas on lane 3. And nobody wanted it because it stunk so bad, because you had to search the entire car or the entire truck. 40:58 And they stunk. 40:58 And they stunk. Their lunch stunk. Everything stunk. And nobody wanted the dookie ninja truck. But that used to make me laugh everyday. What? 41:07 Speaker 2 Were they driving a Toyota? 41:08 Speaker 1 I was like, no, it was, it was one of those brands, a die that a die atsu or die atsu or something like that. It started with AD. 41:16 Speaker 2 Datsun. 41:18 Speaker 1 It might have been a Datsun, but it was like a weird big rig that wasn't really, it was like a short bus, but it was a big rig. It's really weird but I just made me laugh so hard when they're like dookie ninjas on lane 3 like. 41:30 Speaker 2 Thing too, like they they wear the whole thing just covering their eyes and it's like here, I mean, if you walk into a store with a with a shy seat and a hoodie on, I mean, you're going to look suspicious. You're going to look like that dude's about to cause some problems over there. What is he doing? So every time you see that you're just kind of like, you know, they're going to cause some problems. I'd say they don't look too good because I don't ever see them a lot in America because I know the women aren't allowed to go out of the house. 41:50 They keep them locked up, right? 41:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, they let them out, but you got to go out with permission and, you know, you got to go out for a reason. And then if you do go somewhere to buy something, you're not allowed to shop in the same place as males. So even McDonald's, you can't go to the same line as males. And you have your own line, which is usually one line for women and then 10 lines for men, so they never have to wait. 42:11 It's kind of cool. But everything you know, you you haven't, you're not allowed to smoke. You're not allowed to drive. You're not allowed. You have no light. 42:19 Speaker 2 Accidents over there in Afghanistan. 42:21 Speaker 1 That's why there's no accidents in the Middle East, because women aren't dry. 42:25 Speaker 2 It makes a lot of sense, dude, makes a lot of sense to me. They might have figured one thing out, but that's about it. 42:30 Woman Earns Thousands with Voice, English Women's Hygiene So all right, up next, they'll let those Saddam news. Americans can now make thousands of dollars a month in this foreign country just by using their voice. So before I tell you anything, I'm going to say it's a person who is in South Texas and their voice, they claim in this this article, the reason they're making all this money is because they love the South Texas accent over there in Britain. 43:00 Are you buying that? Are you buying that you can make 20 grand a month just by leaving voice notes for foreigner for Europeans as a South Texas? 43:09 Speaker 1 Their accent does suck. S South Texas would be like Matthew Matthew McConaughey, correct? 43:15 Speaker 2 I think so, yes. 43:17 Speaker 1 That's a pretty good accent. 43:19 Speaker 2 So you think that they'd be paying. So you're buying this, You think people could, could, would pay that much money? 43:26 Speaker 1 20 grand seems kind of steep. Yeah. 43:26 Speaker 1 20 grand seems kind of steep. Yeah. I'd say maybe 2 grand. 43:30 Speaker 2 So I start reading this article and now you tell me if you think they're paying this much money, let me pull it up on here because I started reading and I'm like, this shit is done. There ain't no way this is the person that the article is about. 43:43 Speaker 1 Who is that? 43:44 Speaker 2 I don't know, but do you really think they give a fuck about what her voice and what she's saying sounds like? 43:49 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, do you have a? Do you have a like a snippet of her voice? 43:53 Speaker 2 No, I saw the pictures. I'm like, This is why you're making thousands of dollars. Don't know your mouth, dude. Are you kidding me? You got bits and ass and you Europeans don't have women that look like this man. That's so. They're just like, Oh my gosh, she's so hard. Let me have her talk to me so I don't have to hear that. 44:08 Oh, I might. I babe, I shaved my legs. It's ours. Came out the womb. You want beans on toast, Mike? 44:14 Speaker 1 I'll be honest, Texas women's accents are kind of annoying. Oh my God, Brandon, what are you? What are you looking at? Where are you getting these pictures? 44:22 Speaker 2 44:22 Speaker 2 This is on New York Post. 44:25 Speaker 1 That isn't even a that's a bra. That's not even a bathing suit up. 44:29 Speaker 2 Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. Does she really? 44:31 Speaker 1 Think she's rocking? Those are like double FS. 44:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think that's probably what's bringing in a little bit more of the money. 44:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I'm going to say they omitted the Only Fans part. 44:40 Speaker 2 I think so. I just thought it was funny how they make it sound like she's doing so good just by leaving these voice notes for these sad Europeans over there because they have to deal with their dog ugly wives and their the people over there just did you in England had you were in England right? 44:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I live there. 44:58 Speaker 2 Are there any? Were there any good looking women there? 45:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 45:01 Speaker 2 Absolutely. Were their teeth correct and they were shaved? 45:04 Speaker 1 So that was the problem, 'cause you, you'd meet them in bars and stuff and they would be, you know, solid tense and then you would get them in the right light and you'd be like trying to get them to laugh really hard 'cause you wanted to see. And they'd always do this. 45:23 They would cover their mouth when they would laugh. And that would be the number one sign. But then there would be, you would find some really beautiful, I mean, Kate Beckinsale's from England. Let's see, Gorgeous. Kate Winslet is from England. Beautiful. 45:36 Speaker 2 One of those. 45:37 Speaker 1 Catherine Zeta Jones is from England. I mean, I can go on and on with the beautiful women from England. There's just like they're not, they're not as plentiful because they do have some issues with their water. They don't have fluoride in the water. So they do have some bad teeth issues. They're not big on shaving. 45:52 They're not a big fan of that. They're not a big fan of deodorant unless I think the younger generation is they. 45:58 Speaker 2 Start realizing maybe we shouldn't look like a piece of shit. Maybe we shouldn't brush our teeth and shave our legs and shave our armpits and. 46:04 Speaker 1 And, and the, and the problem is smoking over there is still 1985. You know what I mean? Like it's still cool to smoke. So everybody's smoking. So you still have a lot of smokers, which I don't find, I find that it's, it's a huge turn off for me. 46:19 I don't like the smell, I don't like the breath, so yeah. 46:23 Speaker 2 It's like, it's kind of like when someone's eating a bag of Doritos, it smells bad. You're like, let me get one and you eat it. And then you're like, all right, that don't smell bad. You know, exactly. You got to take a pull off of it. So you're kind of on that same level where your mouth's just like hairy and yellow. And then you're like, all right, now we can make out hell yeah since I done came down to your level. 46:41 Speaker 1 They do have a extremely high rate of STD's over there. I. 46:45 Speaker 2 Believe it, dude. Yeah, And then, you know, they got a lot of rape over there too. OK, Ever since the Muslims started coming in. Oh, my God. Oh my God. These are just real problems going on in the world that we, we're just trying to make sure this does not happen to America. 47:04 You got Canada, that's fucked. You got UK, that's fucked. England's fucked. I mean, it's bad. And the only countries that are over there that aren't fucked are the ones that are being called racist because they're not letting in these asylum seekers. They're not letting in all these immigrants. And guess what? Their countries are doing great, man. They're. 47:19 Speaker 1 Doing awesome. 47:22 Chuck Wakes Up as a Woman on a German Train All right, we'll go ahead and get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard. Chuck me, Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. 47:37 Chuck it real. 47:38 Speaker 1 Good. What the Chuck did you envision? So dude, 2 for today. 47:45 Speaker 2 2 for Hell yeah. 47:47 Speaker 1 You you get a 2 for so I got AII know it was I think it was last week somebody reached out to me on social media and they'd said they they posted something effective like Chuck was attacked on a train. 47:59 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, Mark did. Yeah. Yeah. He was also the DC cop that told me to let let me know if there's any trouble up there. And I'm like, yeah, I'm ready for this. Yeah. You didn't want to. You want to go against the immigrants, right? Or the Germans. 48:09 Speaker 1 What I. 48:10 Speaker 2 Don't know? Continue. 48:12 Speaker 1 OK, so I'm sitting, I see the comment and I said, I said, that's a secret, you know, and what I really meant was I don't remember what you're talking about. So I, I messaged him and I said, hey, I don't, I don't, I don't recall the story you're talking about. 48:28 And he refreshed my memory. So it's a short story. So I got to tell this just so I can get everybody caught up in case you look at socials and you're like, why is Chuck not talking about this? So I was, it was back in 2008, 2007 time frame and I was in Germany. And what would happen a lot when you'd land in these other countries is, you know, you're, you're getting ready to get there. 48:48 All the guys are doing the research and you would have the outliers. Hey man, I want to, we're landing in, you know, Brussels. I looked it up. We can rent a car and we can drive to Bastone where the Battle of the Bulge took place. It's like 3 hours. We can do a tour of the Bastone area and then be back, hang out, go to bed, get up and and fly home like whatever. 49:09 I mean, you, you'd always have those guys. So we're on the flight and we'd met these young lady, young ladies that that lived in this town in Germany. And we say we should go out tonight, you know, let's go into town. Yeah, Yeah. 49:25 And these girls said, oh, yeah, we would love to do that, you know? And, and we said, OK, well, how do we do this? And they said, OK, go drop your bags off and then we will ride with you to hotel. And then you would get on train with us and go to our hometown. And we're like, that sounds great. That sounds German. That sounds like a party, you know, So we go and we drop our stuff off. 49:42 We got these three girls with us and Mark just so happened to be one of the guys on that trip, but Mark bowed out of this part of the trip. So US 3 go. We get on the train not paying attention where we're going. We're just, hey, we're, this is great. We're living life, man. 49:58 We're in Europe. We got, you know, 28 hours. Like, let's get crazy. The train drive is like 3 1/2 hours. I don't even know where we went. We went to the middle of the Alps. OK, so we we're partying. We're having a good time on these trains. They have beer. 50:14 The beer. What is it? Car? The beer car. The bar car. 50:18 Speaker 2 Oh, what? We didn't have no beer cart when we were on our train ride in Germany. 50:21 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, see, we're just, we're just throwing back pilsners and, you know, getting some great half of isens. And so we get to this town and it's legit, it's, it's an, it's an Alpine town. And these girls take us out, they show us the town, we go out to all these like little pubs. 50:36 We're doing our thing. 50:36 We're doing our thing. So we're just having the time of our life. Well, you know, 50:55 None of us were able to hook up because we all had to leave, right? So even the single guys, I think, I think I might have been single. I don't know if I was single. 51:02 Speaker 2 I was like, just a quick, handy, real quick, come on. 51:06 Speaker 1 So so we get on the train to come back and I'm like, look, I'm going to go to sleep and I'm taking a nap. So I just pass out. Done. But I know I had shorts AT shirt and sandals on. That's important for the story. So I pass out. 51:22 I wake up three hours later as we're pulling into Frankfurt station and I'm walking through the the station and people are looking at me funny and I'm like, what is going on? 51:37 You know, and this is before trans and all that was like really a thing, you know. So it wasn't. 51:43 Speaker 2 Oh, people. 51:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, so I'm like, what the heck? So anyway, we're waiting on a taxi to take us back to the hotel and I look down and my, my toenails are all painted, all of them bright pink. I'm like, what the heck, you know, So I get back to my room, I got lipstick on, I got blush on. 52:01 Like my makeup is legit done. 52:01 Like my makeup is legit done. I got legit makeup on. And, and so I told the guys the next day, I'm like, what, what are you doing? Like, how did I get makeup all over me? And they said, oh, man, these girls, a bunch of high school girls got on the train and they were sitting in front of me and I had my feet up on the like the seat in front of me, like hanging over. 52:21 And they were all doing their nails. And the guys that were with me were like, Hey, give you 5 bucks if you paid his toenails. So they paid him my toenails. I didn't move. I say, hey, give you 5 bucks if you put makeup on them. So they put makeup on me. I don't even know what these girls look like, but I woke up a woman. 52:39 So anyway, that's when I got, that's what he's saying. I got attacked on the train. I got made a woman. Oh. 52:45 Speaker 2 It's funny. Well ironically he's in Germany. That was the birth place of trans. It was in Germany. It was it was a Jewish doctor that created it. And then Hitler got rid of that shit. 52:54 Speaker 1 I don't know anything about that, but anyway, all right, so the the the real what the Chuck and this is a great 1 and I don't even know how I remember this. I can't believe I've not thought of it sooner because it is great, Brandon, and you're going to love it because it feeds right into what you talk about all the time. The DEI gone wrong, DEI gone wrong. 53:12 So 2006, I get hired with the Air Marshall Service, October 2006, and I accept a position in Washington, DC. We go to training up in Atlantic City, NJ. We get there, and I mean, 90% of the class is fit dudes. 53:31 I mean, like really fit dudes. Everybody's a really good shooter. Like really, really just what you'd think of stereotypical law enforcement. There's one girl, she's probably 6-1, busting the scales at 53:47 But we go through training, we get done with training. We're almost done with training. And I find out the day before graduation that this guy Will, who was an FBI agent, had been staying in her room with her, like the whole class, like the whole training. Is that married? 54:03 Speaker 2 Is that loud? Loud I. 54:05 Speaker 1 Don't know if it's allowed. I don't think anyone really cares about that. I just was like, what are you doing? Because we used to call her a name. I'm not going to say it, but we were just like, what are you doing? And he was married and his wife was coming in for graduation. And he just like, hey, guys, man, we can't talk about this. Don't tell my wife about me and her. And I'm like, what? 54:21 So I didn't even know about it until he told me not to say anything. So then they made it really awkward. So anyway, I didn't say anything. He graduates, he goes up to New York field office. I go to Washington. We're doing our thing. So this girl, she starts flying missions. She's flying all over. I don't really hear a lot about her, you know, whatever. 54:37 And all of a sudden, one day I go into the office and I hear that, you know, hey, she's she's on administrative leave, but she's being paid. I'm like, oh, God, what'd she do? And they're like, we don't know. Nobody knows. So next day I go into work and they pull me in. And this is like a year after we've been flying missions. 54:54 They pull me in. They say, hey, we got an investigation going on. And you've been named in the investigation, you bitch. I'm like, OK, like, you know, this is great. Like, what's going on? I'm excited. You know what I do, you know? And they said, so apparently you, this other individual they named and this other individual they named were in a vehicle in Santa Monica and you were all there for a mission in LA. 55:18 And you and this other individual were in the back seat. This other individual was driving the car and she was in the passenger seat and the driver took his hand and violated her while in the car. 55:33 Speaker 2 You were playing with the titties. 55:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, the front so, so and they said you and this other guy in the back were witness to this and you knew it happened. 55:41 Speaker 2 Right here we told him to do it. 55:44 Speaker 1 No, and you didn't do anything right. And I'm sitting here and I'm like, you know, what's weird is I don't even remember being in a car with those people ever in my life. So that was like driving me crazy. So I'm like, I don't, I don't, I don't think I witnessed this. I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. But this point I'm like, I don't know, she maybe she's not crazy. 56:00 I'm not saying she's crazy. I don't know what's going on, but I don't even think I was in that car. I think she's mistaken. And I'll tell you one of the guy's names because his first name is Dwight, because this is funny. So anyway, they're like, all right, cool. You know, give us a statement. I gave him a statement essentially saying I don't even think I was on the car. I don't remember any of this. 56:16 Speaker 2 Cars. I don't ride in cars but. 56:18 Speaker 1 Dude, well, I wanted to help, but I don't know anything. So because I'm all excited, I'm like, I'm, I'm part of investigation, I'm a witness, I'm a key witness and I don't, but I don't remember anything. I'm like, this is a terrible case. Yes. So anyway, so when we got done, they said we need you to sign this NDA. 56:35 So there's no disclosure agreement. You can never talk to the other people involved. I said that's fine. Yeah, I guess. I mean, I only know what to say because I don't remember being in the car. So six months go by, this lady, this girl gets transferred out to Seattle. They give her the transfer of her choice. And that's where she's from, Seattle, WA. 56:52 And so she's gone. So I'm at what's called the Freedom Center down in DC, and it's where, like all the Intel comes in and all that. And I'm. I'm in the lobby. See, Dwight. Dwight's the other guy that was named as a witness in the backseat. Yeah, he's the backseat witness, like me. 57:08 So I see him and I'm like, hey, what's up, man? You know, because he had been working in this office for a long time. Like, give him a hug. We're talking, just catching up on everything. And then finally, he looks at me. He goes up, Hey, man, were you interviewed about something? And I said, yeah, I was. And he goes, were you? 57:25 Were you allegedly in a car? And there was a rape that happened? And I was like, I mean, yeah, kind of. And he goes, He goes, Be in no car with you, man. I don't remember. Be in no. 57:38 Speaker 2 Car with you either so we're so we're. 57:40 Speaker 1 Both just sitting here like this is crazy. 57:40 Speaker 1 Both just sitting here like this is crazy. So we don't know what's going on. So anyway, we hear three months later she brings up sexual harassment charges against like 10 guys in the office in Seattle, right? They put her, they, they bring her in to interview her. 57:57 She falls on the floor, gets in a fetal position. I talked to the investigator that did the actual interview, she just fell on the floor and middled the interview and started like sobbing hysterically as they're trying to get information because she's allegedly being sexually harassed by everybody in the office, right? 58:13 Just all these guys are sexually harassing her. So finally after they ruin essentially 10 dudes careers and put them through these long investigations, they find out that she lied about all of it. 58:27 Speaker 2 Oh dude, this sounds pissing me off man. That's shit like that because they can just say it and there's no repercussions. I mean I think they're now starting to get repercussions if you lie. But people will say that and they'll go to court and then they'll retract it like 2 years later and oh, nothing happened except for this guy had to spend time in jail and now people are still going to accuse him of it. 58:43 And he spent all this money on lawyers and shit like that so. 58:46 Speaker 1 These, these guys had to go through all that, but the best is so they finally they, they, they get rid of her. I don't know the story about if they fired her. I don't know if they paid her to go away. I don't know. But I do know the button on the story and it's the best little button to finish the story is it was probably six months later and I'm in one of the supervisors offices and she goes, Hey, did you see what so and so did after she got out? 59:13 I said, no, you know, I'm all excited. Like, no, I didn't see it. She was, she's trying to raise money and she's selling these and she showed it to me a nudie calendar and she was selling them on eBay. And they were like, I'm I'm like, what? 59:30 And, and people were bidding on them and I'm going, are you completely insane? And this chick was a federal officer for five years flying on planes and everybody was knew she was crazy. 59:47 I allegedly didn't know she was crazy because I don't even think I was. I don't know how I got brought into it. I, I was never even a car with the lady. I'm just putting my. 59:54 Speaker 2 On a piece of paper like that guy was in the car with me. Bald guy. 59:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was funny because the guy that got that was allegedly the one that assaulted her. He me and him talked many years later. And when I asked him, he goes he had, he was real Southern, but he had like a gangster accent I'll never forget. And he was like he was like, yeah, man. I mean my problem is. 1:00:14 Why me? You know, why not you or Dwight? Like, why is she going to make me the the the subject? You know, like, if you're going to make it up, why me? And I'm like, that's a pretty good idea. You know, I'm glad it was you. Glad I was just a witness, a terrible one, but I was a. 1:00:26 Speaker 2 Witness but I was just a a person in this imaginary car. Thank God, but she was 12215. 1:00:32 Speaker 1 She was a big guy. She was a big gal. She probably. 1:00:35 Speaker 2 Wanted someone to sexually assault her. That's when she got upset that nobody was. 1:00:38 Speaker 1 That's what a lot of people said that, yeah. 1:00:40 Speaker 2 More likely because. 1:00:41 Speaker 1 She because she was, because she was, I'll be honest, she she was, she had a pretty face. She had really short hair, like real like like shaved head, like shaved sides in the head, really chesty, really chesty. But she was big. So it wasn't like it was unproportionate, you know what I mean? 1:00:58 Like you could, you could be rocking double ES at 61250 and that's normal. OK. But I was just like, man. And then it always, it always took me back to when we graduated and Will came up to us and said, Hey, man, I've been staying in her room for like the last three or four weeks and my wife's coming to town and she didn't know Will was married. 1:01:19 And I said that was, that was the moment. Like, I think that's the moment that she, it just flipped. And so you got to be careful with these women, man. That's why if you have an inkling that a woman's going to do that, just have a witness. That's all I'm saying. Make them, make them sign a contract before you hang out. 1:01:36 Because she ruined a lot of lot of careers. 1:01:39 Speaker 2 Yeah, it's scary. You know, like the, the longer, the later I get in life too, and like the, the more the blessings and success that comes my way. I'm always scared to death about that. You know, getting a girl pregnant is one thing, but for one of them come out and say, you know, sexual assault or sexual harassment or anything like that, that's just bad. 1:01:54 So I just try to stay away from it. I'm thinking about putting all my shit into a trust because I, I don't think that no one can touch it. Then everything I own just goes into a. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 Trust. Who cares about your belongings? What about your freedom? 1:02:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, that too I would like but. 1:02:07 Speaker 1 I mean, that's the that's the fear. That's why with like these guys that are married and like we just had that dude on with Manny that that he did whatever he did, right? I mean, did he sexually assault these two prostitutes? I hope not, I don't. 1:02:20 Speaker 2 Think he did, you know, we were talking about that. I don't think he takes. 1:02:23 Speaker 1 It's difficult. I will say it's very difficult, but let but either way, those are prostitutes and they're putting this dude away for what, 30 years? So I'm, I'm sitting here going, OK, if you're married and you're going to, let's say, step out on your significant other, OK, you made that decision. 1:02:42 You go to a bar, you meet a girl, you do that. What's going to stop her from the next day saying hey man, this guy assaulted me and now your your life is ruined? 1:02:53 Speaker 2 They need more laws and they need punishment for that for women that are lying about that is because there there is nothing right now. I don't I don't know. I think there are people have talked about that where they're trying to get it to where, you know, they're, they're trying to get it to where if, if you do lie about this, you're fucked, you're going to jail. Like if we find out nothing happened. 1:03:10 And that's always the double standard, right? Which this this just proves double standards are real. There's I don't think there's ever been a case where a man sued a woman for sexual assault. You know, no one would believe it. No one would believe it at all. Yeah, right, dude. Yeah. Like OK. 1:03:23 Speaker 1 So do you think, do you think there's a mark? I think there's a market in that. I think with, with having we need to create something and there's a lot of smart people out there that do a lot of smart things. An app that is a it's called like consent where you know, I have to I have to fill out AI have to fill out a consent to get a tattoo. 1:03:42 I have to fill out a consent to get seen by a doctor. I have to fill out a consent for my kid to play a sport. Why am I not in a bar as a single guy and have a form on my phone that I shoot to a girl and she fills it out saying I'm giving Brandon consent to do The Dirty and smash. 1:04:00 You know, at least that way you're protected because it's crazy. Well. 1:04:04 Speaker 2 That's what happened to Shannon Sharpe. You know, I mean, he lost his job and millions of dollars from that one girl that he was with for a month. And then, you know, Katt Williams told about it was like, look, man, there's there's women out there that they just do this. They get into it with you. And I mean, also you look at Tyreek Hill, motherfucker, he was married for six months. She know what she was doing married for the six months so you couldn't get annulment and then boom, divorce him. 1:04:22 Now she's fucking rich as shit. More likely because he did not get a prenup. Retarded as. 1:04:26 Speaker 1 Hell, dude. 1:04:27 Speaker 2 So bad, so dumb, so stupid, so obviously not all women. Jesus Christ. I, I, I don't, we don't have to pref. I don't hate prefacing this. Every time we talk about people, you know, someone's coming. Like not all women or not all Indians or not all Jews or not All Blacks, you know, we're not talking about everybody, OK? 1:04:42 We're talking about the the, the stereotype is what we're talking about. OK, For the the most part. 1:04:47 Speaker 1 And I'll tell you, married women are the worst. There was when I was doing investigations for sexual assaults. We had sexual assaults come through the come through the door every weekend. There was there was never a weekend that happened where they didn't have at least one sexual assault. 1:05:01 Speaker 2 From their husband. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 No, from guys, just guys sexually assault and allegedly sexually ass. But it always came down to this. If it was a married woman, 90% of the time it was a false allegation and she was doing it. And it would come out later because we would usually we would bring the girl in and we would start really hammering her with questions and we'd almost treat her like a subject because you have to, because you got you got to make sure, hey, that she's not lying. 1:05:25 And if you start hammering them, it starts unraveling. And next thing you know, they're going, I did it. OK, OK. I'm just, I'm so ashamed that I did it. And my husband's going to be so mad at me that that's why I lied. And it's like, dude, you're about ready to ruin this guy's life. 1:05:43 Speaker 2 And then what would her nothing be like? All right, we'll see you in office later. 1:05:45 Speaker 1 Nothing would happen to her. Guy walks free, nothing happens to her. And you just sit there and go. She was going to let that happen just so her husband didn't know the truth because now her husband feels sorry for her. I mean, sometimes the husband would bring them in. They would. They would walk them into the office and be like, baby, my wife's needs to talk to you. 1:06:02 She was assaulted last night and you're like OK. And immediately the husband's out there. 1:06:07 Speaker 2 I saw her at a bar with that dude and she would shake her ass. All all dude, all right there ain't. 1:06:12 Speaker 1 No assault. I mean it, it was it was a lot it was, but especially with married women and then of course younger women. Younger women expected to 20/21/22. They were notorious for doing the same thing, but usually that was because either one, they were embarrassed because the guy they hooked up with was not up to their level. 1:06:30 So they would look at him in the morning and go, Oh my God, I just slept with A5 or I just slept with a three. 1:06:35 Speaker 2 Call the cops and tell them he rape me. 1:06:37 Speaker 1 Exactly. 1:06:37 Speaker 1 Exactly. That was a big one or the other one was because they just wanted the attention. They just, they would go out there say I just want, I just want everybody to feel sorry for me. I want to tell everybody that I was sexually assaulted. So I mean, I'd say probably in all the sexual assaults I, I investigated, which I probably did 60 or 70, maybe 20% were real maybe and, and, and, and then convictions less than that because the girls will usually back away and they'll say, OK, I'm recanting my story or I'm changing my story. 1:07:07 Very few are real sexual assaults. 1:07:09 Speaker 2 And that's also another thing that's ironic, pissing me off. You know, it's always like women power, girl power. We got to stick together. If you're doing these false allegations, there might be someone out there that's really got raped or really is getting raped and you're just sending all these resources over for your little thing because you fucked up and you made a bad decision and you regret it now. 1:07:26 So now you're using all these resources and taxpayer dollars and you're fucking this guy over just because you're fucking stupid and you're loose and you're a slut, All right? It's not my problem. It's your problem, right? And you want to put a camera up in my room. And because George is A1 consent party law. So I would just film it and be like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to release it. 1:07:42 But if you ever try anything, I'll show the court in the entire fucking video. I don't give a damn. 1:07:46 Speaker 1 That's it's not a bad idea. And I will say if, if you, because this, the other thing is, if we ever had a girl come in or a person come in, not a husband, but a person, a friend, and they reported it and they said, hey, my friend told me that they were assaulted last night. 1:08:02 And then you bring that girl in and she doesn't want to talk about it. Those are usually the real ones. Those are usually the ones that you're like, OK, there's something here. Because anybody that has that go happen, they're usually ashamed and they're embarrassed and they don't want to tell anybody. 1:08:17 And so if so, if a friend comes in and says, Hey, this is my friend, you got to get a hold of her. She was assaulted. Usually those are pretty real. So it's it's interesting just because if a girl shows up, it's like I was raped this morning. I have not changed. I have not showered. I am ready for my rape kit at the hospital and I'm ready to give you all my evidence. 1:08:36 That's when you're like, OK, this chick's a professional. You know what I mean? Like this chick knows what she's doing. So, but you're right, not all women. It's very small, very small percentage of women. But you got to be careful, especially you because you're young. You're a whole life idiot. 1:08:48 Speaker 2 I know, that's why it scares me. 1:08:49 Speaker 1 Dude, I'm like, oh God, no, that's why you need to start sleeping with dudes. Dudes never No, because dudes never say that. You'd be you'd be good I. 1:08:57 Speaker 2 I couldn't get. I mean, my, my, we never go inside out, you know? I'm like, oh God, dude, no, get away from me, you little, you little queer. I don't want you. 1:09:05 Speaker 1 All don't say that, Brandon. 1:09:07 Speaker 2 I thought, I thought they that's part of the fucking LGBTQ queer. Q is queer. That's what they are. 1:09:12 Speaker 1 But you can't call them that like that. You just say like, you got to be like, get away from me person that's equal to me and then be like. 1:09:21 Speaker 2 No, no, British cigarette I. 1:09:22 Speaker 1 I don't know how to say. 1:09:25 Speaker 2 That's how we have words for these when you're in situations like this. 1:09:28 Speaker 1 No, we don't use those words, Brandon. Ever. We're done using those words. 1:09:31 Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe you are. All right. Well, that was a long one. Appreciate it. That was good. That was fun. If you're listening to it, you're on iHeartRadio. I have a podcast or Spotify. Be sure to lose a five star of you and a follow. Helps us out a lot. A lot. A lot. A lot. We got the YouTube channel with all the videos going up on there. Michael Jeremy's doing a great job with the thumbnails. 1:09:48 I think he's about done. He's about caught up, so we appreciate that. And then we got the Patreon down below. He's at paid advertising for the show and for travel expenses. 1:09:56 Speaker 1 For damn that's scary. 1:09:59 Speaker 2 And yeah, and then and then also any prostitutes or hookers. But good day. Good. Have a good week. Chuck. You got anything before we get on out here? 1:10:08 Speaker 1 No man, I'm I'm glad it's Monday Night Football and it's tomorrow. I might be sad, but that's OK. 1:10:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, so Indians shitting in the river and false rape charges. I don't know what's worse. All right, we'll see you later.