Daily Dose 145- Mossad Agent Joins - The Daily Dose Show
2025-10-07
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:16 Chuck's Drunken AT&T Switch and Wife's Reaction alive, we're both extra elevated, we both got some suds in our buds and drinks in our kinks. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It is the daily dope screaming like a motherfucking banshee like we're not fucking recording. 0:29 Speaker 3 What are you doing the whole? 0:32 Speaker 4 Family Oh my God, she just do the dip in here. 0:36 Speaker 2 I thought you spilled something. I like this. 0:37 Speaker 4 She just hit the freaking computer with the dip. 0:40 Speaker 2 She does not seem happy. She does not seem happy. So Chuck texted me earlier wanting to record. I was like, hey, I got, I got to finish cutting the grass and then he text me back later about 10 minutes before I'm done, 15 before I'm done. He's like, I'm really drunk. I shouldn't have done this. Let's go explain to the audience what happened to you and why your wife's mad throwing dip cans while the rest of your family eats dinner in the kitchen behind you. 1:01 Because I heard her say Carter, Sidney Savannah dinner. 1:04 Speaker 4 All right, hold on. Do your what the Chuck thing like going to what the Chuck right now? Oh. 1:08 Speaker 2 We're going straight into it. OK, let's do it. Let's get into what? 1:12 Speaker 3 The. 1:12 Speaker 4 Chuck that. 1:14 Speaker 2 1:14 Speaker 2 Was the quickest What the Chuck ever What a minute into the show, we're doing What the Chuck real hard. 1:19 Speaker 3 Chuck me Chuck, me, Chuck me Chuck. 1:22 Speaker 4 Me so I I freaking OK so I've been complaining to you guys for a long time about AT. 1:28 Speaker 5 And over. 1:29 Speaker 4 The whole AT&T, Oh my God. OK, I, I don't know where to start with this conversation because I've had way too much alcohol in my body, but so I, I went to T-Mobile today and I decided it's rainy, it's nasty. I'm getting my phone fixed. 1:30 in the afternoon, it's raining. I can't work. I'm like, let's do this. So I'm sitting there, I'm watching my timer because the, the guy at T-Mobile set the timer on my phone and, and I had, you know, I eat my sandwich. It's a good sandwich. And I ate, I had my 2 Stellas, I had my Jameson and I see, I'll do one more Jameson. 1:45 This is it. We're done. OK. 1:47 Speaker 2 You tell me the fact that you can't call anybody except for off speakerphone, and then I get in call because I'm talking dumb shit and the kids are around you. Oh my God, there's kids. I'm like, we'll fix. 1:55 Speaker 4 It dude, everything, everything. My service sucks, AT&T sucks, Worst company in the world. So anyway, so I go to T-Mobile. I walked in, I said, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. My wife, we had our, we had our fiber optic cut three times during the pool thing. 2:13 AT&T sold my wife on them and we left you and we apologize and, and how do I, how do I, how do I get back in your good graces? So anyway, so I'm sitting there with the guy and he goes, he goes, oh, this is easy man. We work this out. I said, oh, here's the other thing. My phone is old. 2:29 I don't know what it is, but it's old. And he goes, well, let me see how old it is. I said, dude, it's really old. And he looked at it. He said it's an iPhone 12. I said, what does that mean? He goes. It's been about six years, brother. 2:40 Speaker 2 I say we're on the 17 pro now. They can't, I can't, can't watch football without seeing 15 fucking 17 Pro commercials. And people are hating them 'cause they're bending left and right, they're breaking. Nobody fucking likes them and they're ditting, they're chipping. Their paint's falling off in the first day so. 2:52 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah. And then also, as I'm telling the story, hold on, I'm trying to figure out how to turn. Oh, hey. 2:59 Speaker 2 Megan, OH. 3:00 Speaker 4 My God, look how mean she looks. She's listening to. 3:04 Speaker 2 Me though, look at her. She's. 3:05 Speaker 4 So she's so mad at me. She's so mad at me. So anyway, so I'm at T-Mobile and I'm like, OK, how do we do this? He tells me I'm like, that's great, let's do it. So we're trying to hook everything up and he says I need the primary contract holder from the household to call AT&T and get a port number. 3:26 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, I got to port the number so you can save all that shit before before. So if you don't, man, your numbers are lost forever and you got to start everything over and then that's a fucking headache. I've never had to do that. Thankfully. I know how to work to sell your companies and don't buy prepaid and I've had the same number for 15 years. 3:41 Speaker 4 So I'm thinking to myself, I'm the breadwinner. I got to be the Porter. 3:47 Speaker 2 I'm a Porter man. 3:49 Speaker 3 Let me. 3:49 Speaker 2 Pork, you motherfucker. 3:50 Speaker 4 So I call and they say, we're sorry, Mr. Lunsford, you're not the primary holder of the account. And Megan's in school, right? She's teaching computer science or whatever. And I said, maybe you don't understand. You'll never get paid if you don't give me this number because I'm the one that's going to do it. 4:11 So, so just give me the number. And they're like, no, we're not doing it. We're not doing it. And they wouldn't give it to me. So I call Megan. She's in school. She's obviously like, I can't help you. So me and this guy are standing there staring at each other for 20 minutes trying to figure out what to do. And then finally I said, you know what, dude, it's 2025. 4:27 Let me call AT&T and just be Megan. 4:30 Speaker 2 I was just about to say that dude, I was listening to a teenage dirtbag by Weedus and you know when it goes to the I'm. 4:36 Speaker 3 Just a teenage dirt. 4:38 Speaker 2 So it goes into a woman, but it's not that's not actually a woman, it's him singing it. 4:43 Speaker 4 And I didn't have to be a woman. So I called AT&T. I did not change my voice. My voice is exactly as it is right now. And I said, hey, this is Megan Lunsford. I need to change over my cell phone service. And they said, what's your PIN? And I told them to PIN. 4:59 And they said, yes, ma'am, we'll do that right now. And they sent everything to T-Mobile to change over. And that's when I realized the world is doomed as we are a society. It we're done because they didn't even question my voice. 5:00. And you know, we say he'd be back by 5:13 Speaker 2 Well, like I said, you just you did the you did the employment verification for me the other day and that that seemed to pass with flying colors or it didn't. I don't fucking know. I had to pay another 5 grand at the dealership. So I don't know if that worked or not, but I do that whenever I have to call Spectrum, I go up there and I just tell them I'm Jerry Thrasher. 5:29 They ain't got no way of proving I'm not. I give them all the the numbers, the address and everything. Same thing when I got a call about the Wi-Fi, I got to pretend I'm August Exner and I'm like, I just give them all the information. I'm not fucking them. OK, You really give a shit that much about your job? Come on now. 5:43 Speaker 4 And they didn't, they didn't. So they let me switch the phone. So I sit down with the guy and he goes, he goes, here's the deal, dude, your phone. Because I told him, I said, look, my phone sucks. My phone lasts 20 minutes on the battery it's on. I can't, I can't talk to people unless they're on speakerphone. 5:58 It can't charge anymore with the port. This is a mess. Like, what am I doing? And he said, what about this iPhone 17 Pro? 6:06 Speaker 2 Oh God, they. 6:07 Speaker 4 Got you. And I said, how much is that? And he goes 12. 6:09 Speaker 5 100. 6:10 Speaker 4 Deposit is 1100, just get it. 6:14 Speaker 2 It's more than 1200. 6:15 Speaker 4 It's 1100 just to get it, I don't know, it's 1100 just to touch it, right? And I said, OK, well, that iPhone 16 is looking pretty good. How much is that guy? And he goes 20 bucks sold. 6:27 Speaker 3 Right. 6:29 Speaker 4 So I get the iPhone 16 and he gives it to me and he starts doing his little fancy schmancy. I don't know what I'm doing. So he's just like, he's moving stuff to this phone from that phone, and he goes, this is going to take an hour. 6:45 He goes 100% it's going to take an hour. Oh, dude, it was a lot, a lot of naked photos, Megan. 6:50 Speaker 3 Right, just like on. 6:51 Speaker 2 One and. 6:53 Speaker 4 That's what I was afraid of. It was like this, this bastard's going to look on my phone as it's transferring. He's going to see boobies, you know, but I don't think there's a way to do that. But anyway, so he says, you know what, you got an hour, go do whatever you want. You got an hour. Well, there was a bar next door Brandon and it to. 7:00, but he didn't have a scooter, so he had to walk the whole way to the football game. And then he knew like, I got to walk home and he gets home and I said, why don't you just ride your bike? 7:08 Speaker 2 The T-Mobile. 7:10 Speaker 4 Store and it was the bar that we went to the Parma, remember we met with the verified home services. 7:15 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, OK, yeah, yeah. Good bar. 7:18 Speaker 4 So I go over there, sorry I'm spitting. So I go over there and I go. I'll take the club sandwich, 2 Stella's and a Jameson meat. And so they hook it up. So I'm sitting there. 7:32 Speaker 2 Having a day, you're just like, I'm getting my phone figured out. I might as well get drunk and have a good club. 7:36 Speaker 4 It's 7:56 That's that was probably a mistake. So I had the one more Jameson and then I go back to T-Mobile and I go in and the guy goes, hey, Chuck, what's up, buddy? I'm looking at your phone. It's going to take another 20 minutes. So I'm sitting there and I'm like. 8:10 Speaker 2 That's, that's like two more Jamesons, right? I'll get there. Two more Jamesons. 8:13 Speaker 4 That's what I thought, but then, But then I saw all the phones lined up on the wall. You know, they got those phones that are like on display. 8:21 Speaker 2 Chuck, sorry, I wonder if I can look up porn on these, you know? 8:24 Speaker 4 Better, better. So I said, hey, these phones text out and the guy goes, yeah, they text out. So this is awesome. 8:33 Speaker 2 I get those home service. What the fuck? 8:35 Speaker 4 Every one of them so I texted Megan from one of the phones just just to see what would happen and I said hey this is AT&T someone is trying to change your service. Do you consent to this service change? 8:51 Please say yes or no or whatever and she says yes right. She texts back immediately and I she's so pissed. Look at her dude, she's. 9:02 Speaker 2 She just watching. She's hey, Megan. 9:06 Speaker 4 She's so give me your phone, give me your phone. 9:10 Speaker 2 Peering over the damn. 9:11 Speaker 4 Oh dude, she's so pissed at me right now. She's so pissed at me. 9:14 Speaker 5 She's, I texted. 9:15 Speaker 2 Her hand it to her gently. Hand it to you gently. 9:17 Speaker 4 She might throw it at me. Don't throw it. I want to so. So this is Oh my God dude there's so many tests. So I texted her from the one. 9:29 Speaker 6 I was working and I had children to take care of. 9:30 Speaker 4 Her OK, so she said to let you know that she was working and she had children to take care of as this was happening I don't know why that matters, but anyway, he thinks he's. 9:30 this morning. No, I'm sorry, 946, they got in there at 9:35. 9:38 Speaker 6 Funny, he might have a. 9:39 Speaker 4 Job. I think I'm funny and she has a job. 9:41 Speaker 2 Yeah. 9:41 Speaker 4 You know, whatever. All right, so I said, I said, hi, Megan, this is AT&T. Someone is trying to change your service. Please say stop. She didn't respond to that one. Hi, Megan, This is AT&T. Hold on. 9:54 Speaker 2 Are these all different numbers you're texting her from or the same phone? 9:57 Speaker 4 To every phone in the store and texted her. 10:03 Speaker 3 So she's at school. Look. 10:06 Speaker 4 How many texts are in this stupid? I said. Hello Megan, this is AT&T. We received a request to change service providers. Can you verify this? Please respond yes or no based on your response. Based on your non response, this is the first one. Based on your non response, we must treat this as fraud and present prevent the change to your account. 10:26 If this is a mistake, please feel free to text us at this number. She said yes, I said so this was a mistake. Thank you Megan, we value as a customer. Have a great day. She said I'm cancelling AT&T ASAP. Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point. This is very annoying getting texts from many representatives. 10:44 I said we're sorry Megan, we will ensure this goes smoothly. Are you getting messages from other representatives? She said yes like 5. I said if you need anything else please let us know. She said the line ending in blah blah blah should be cancelled as well as the line ending in blah blah blah. 10:59 I'm leaving work and haven't spoken to him, but I would assume he also switched all lines and I said sorry that won't be possible without the code provided and then I didn't send, then I didn't send the code. 11:13 Speaker 3 Dude. 11:13 Speaker 4 Bro, you gotta you gotta understand this is going on from like 6 different numbers. I'm texting her from six different numbers with this AT&T stuff. So she's losing her mind. OK, so anyway, I'm very. 11:28 Speaker 2 Surprised you didn't think they'd like text me, but hey, this is ALM Gwinnett, you can talk it out for repo. Oh. 11:34 Speaker 4 God, why did I do that? I don't know why I didn't think about that. I just. I just knew that targeting Megan was gonna be fun and I did it. And so I target her. The whole hour was it was an hour. Oh, she's so. 11:47 Speaker 3 She's still standing right there. She's so pissed. 11:52 Speaker 4 I love how you just. 11:53 Speaker 2 Keep panning back over dude. She's just listening to what you're saying. She's. 11:56 Speaker 4 So pissed. I don't know why it's funny. So, so I so I do this. I do this for an hour and, and, and I'm having the time of my life like I, I don't, I don't want to leave T-Mobile at this time because the guy. 12:09 Speaker 2 Josh just texting off two different phones and and I. 12:12 Speaker 4 Looked at the guy at T-Mobile and I said, hey man, why don't you guys have a bar in here? This would be a freaking great place to hang out. I mean, you got, you got all these phones with service 'cause I got. 12:22 Speaker 2 So many people I can just sit here drinking. Fuck with all. 12:25 Speaker 4 Day man, it was it was a great time. So anyway, so he finally he's like, hey man, we got it done. We're going to, we're going to pour over all the numbers. So I call Megan and she's getting her nails. Uh. 12:37 Speaker 2 Oh, what's happening? Oh, man. 12:37 Speaker 2 Oh, what's happening? Oh, man. She. 12:39 Speaker 4 Just came in hot and took her phone. She's not happy. But anyway, so I go in and I report over the phone. Before we report over the phones, we you have to like call the person and say hey, the number is being ported to T-Mobile. 12:56 You're going to be receiving a text with a code. Give me the code. Well, the guy didn't tell me that. As soon as I get that code, it's over, right? So I call her and I go, hey, babe, you know, I'm like, you know what's going on? And she's like, I'm so mad at AT&T right now. 13:12 They're a bunch of psychopaths. They sent me, you know, whatever. Oh, she said she called them Mother Effort. Did you hear that, motherfuckers? 13:20 Speaker 2 Yeah. 13:21 Speaker 3 Yeah, maybe. 13:22 Speaker 2 He's got maybe, maybe he's got the little bite to her, yeah, with the cusp work and everything, but she's. 13:25 Speaker 4 Pissed right now, dude, she's so pissed. So, so she said these MFRS like blah, blah. And I said what's the, what's the code that they gave you? So she gives me the code and I'm, I'm reading out loud and the guy's like typing in the computer. Well, I didn't realize. 13:40 As soon as he's done typing it in, he hits enter, calls over phone switches, That's it. That's it. So I'm like, I'm like, yeah, well, gone. And she's getting her nails done. So now I know I'm in trouble. 13:55 Speaker 5 As. 13:55 Speaker 4 Soon as I get home I'm going to I'm going to get it. So I do the same thing with my daughter. She's on the bus or whatever and and she gives me her her port number. So I get home and I tell Megan what happened and dude, she's not happy. I think this is the funniest thing I've ever done. 14:11 Right? Because it's hilarious. She does not find it funny. So the best part of it though is as soon as I finish getting my phones ported over, guess where I went? 14:21 Speaker 3 Back to the bar. 14:23 Speaker 4 Dude, why not? It was completed the. 14:26 Speaker 2 Prank I completed the port over. I'm in the port master and the prank master. I shall now drink boy Jameson until I'm questionable to drive. 14:36 Speaker 4 So I did that and yeah, and then I got home and now I'm enjoying the a glass of vino and it would do. Brandon, It was a it was a great day. It was, it was a fun time. I, I, I can't tell you guys how much fun I had doing that. Yeah, it. 14:49 Megan's Dinner and Dealing with Scam Calls Was it was odd, you know, because so when when you first texted me, did you had just got home, I guess. And you're like, Oh my God, I need to get away from Megan. I need to record right now. Yeah. She. 14:57 Speaker 4 Wasn't happy. 14:58 Speaker 1 And. 14:59 Speaker 4 I I don't know, she's making hot dogs with. 15:04 Speaker 2 She's standing right there. I don't know. 15:06 Speaker 4 She's getting mad at me again. She's making a really good dinner for everybody, so. 15:09 Speaker 5 Hot dogs and. 15:10 Speaker 2 Spaghetti it. 15:11 Speaker 1 Close, It's close. Brand hot dogs. 15:13 Speaker 2 And ramen. 15:14 Speaker 4 Closer hot. 15:16 Speaker 2 Dogs and penne pasta. 15:19 Speaker 4 And cheese, oh hot dog. 15:20 Speaker 2 Mac and cheese. Oh, OK, yeah. 15:22 Speaker 4 So, so I knew that that's when it was falling apart. 15:26 Speaker 3 Like like like. 15:27 Speaker 4 It's just going to be 1. 15:28 Speaker 2 Of those but I thought. 15:29 Speaker 4 That was the funniest joke I've ever pulled on somebody. 15:32 Speaker 2 Wait, is she is she making hot dogs and putting Mac and cheese on top? Or is she making hot dogs, cutting them up and putting them in the Mac and cheese? That's. 15:39 Speaker 4 Exactly what is happening, You know, second one. 15:41 Speaker 2 Yep. 15:42 Speaker 4 It all. 15:42 Speaker 2 Right, you might just have to answer yes or no. Is it baked Mac and cheese? 15:46 Speaker 4 No. Is it? 15:47 Speaker 2 Like just the Velveeta shells and cheese and then just tossing. Oh, OK, so not a lot of love in there. 15:55 Speaker 3 No. 15:55 Speaker 2 Love might be a nice baked Mac and cheese, tin cheese, Mac and cheese, you know. 16:02 Speaker 3 It's just it's. 16:03 Speaker 2 Just shells, Velveeta, cheese, chopped up hot dog tossed in. All right, kids, eat it. 16:08 Speaker 4 It's funny. It's funny because you don't realize when you're doing something like that, that you're having the time of your life, but you're ruining somebody else's day. I ruined her day. So anyway. 16:19 Speaker 2 I'm happy I whenever I get a lot of messages from, you know, like state of Georgia and you know, companies and IRS and all kinds of different people about shit that I need. And I'm like, you know, until somebody really shows up at my door or my phone stops working or, you know, there's a warrant out, someone calls me for it. 16:38 I'm really not too worried about it. Do do you answer a lot of scam texts and scam calls or you just like I don't? 16:44 Speaker 4 Answer any of them, like even even. This is because like now, I mean, I get a lot of calls for estimates and I'll be honest, man, if you're a weird number, I don't answer, which is weird because I got a 717 number and people are calling me from Atlanta to do tree work. 17:02 So and you would think that that's a weird thing for them to do, but the Pennsylvania. 17:07 Speaker 2 Number right? 17:08 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, it's Pennsylvania. But no, I just, I just don't, dude, spam risk. You see the spam risk on your phone or you're going to voicemail. Yeah, well, what? 17:16 Speaker 3 Sucks is they're leaving. 17:17 Speaker 4 Voicemails, now we. 17:19 Speaker 3 17:19 Speaker 3 Talked about we. 17:19 Speaker 4 Talked about that they. 17:21 Speaker 2 They they never did that before. Now they're leaving voicemails. 17:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, when? 17:25 Speaker 2 I was really doing a lot of irrigation. I would see a California number and I'd get excited 'cause I know they, they just sold their house in California and they moved over here to Georgia. So they got a lot of extra income, extra money. So those people will be a little higher up on the priority list just 'cause I know they're like new to this place. They're like, oh. 17:38 Speaker 5 OK, yeah. Oh wow, this. 17:40 Speaker 2 Price is a lot cheaper than over in California and you don't have to have 37 permits and you got normal people working for you. But no, probably that's the worst thing about a business is you almost always have to answer your phone. Like I get like I've been my, my dad will get ACDL this Thursday, but then he's going out of town. 17:57 But I've been getting about four to five calls a day. He's been getting 3 or 4 about equipment rental. So hopefully in the next couple weeks we'll have it. We'll have it all set up and going. We're starting to rent out next week. But that's what that's the shitty thing, because when people call you, I kind of feel like it's also like, if it's something important that I need to answer, it's like a summons, you know, when someone serves you papers, like, I don't know if that works on a phone too. 18:19 Like can someone call you and be like, is this Mr. Thrasher? 18:19 Like can someone call you and be like, is this Mr. Thrasher? I, I normally say, no, this is not this is assistant. What do you need? You know, so that way it's not me. And if I find out what it is, like if I'm in trouble or if it's some bullshit, then I was like, all right, I'll have him call you back. And I hang up and I never, I block the number, never call them back. 18:34 You know, that's the best way to do it, I think. 18:40 Brandon's Neighbors and Facebook Friend Requests Dude, I've had. 18:40 Speaker 4 Too much to drink. I can barely folks not even hang on here. Andy's got a. 18:44 Speaker 2 Guest coming on today to talk about Mossad and top secret fucking bullshit tell. 18:48 Speaker 6 You I. 18:48 Speaker 4 Don't know I. 18:49 Speaker 3 Don't know any of this stuff, bro. I don't know where you're going to talk about. I'm with you. I'm. 18:53 Speaker 4 With you, I'm with you, I'm with you. So hold on my question for you. Do you have your CDL yet? 18:58 Speaker 2 No, I don't need ACDL. I'm not getting mine. Oh, you're. 19:01 Speaker 4 Not going to drive? 19:02 Speaker 2 I got a 250 so I don't need ACDL. 19:05 Speaker 4 So why does your dad need one? He's got AF. 19:07 Speaker 2 350. 19:09 Speaker 4 Yeah, OK. 19:11 Speaker 2 You know, we're trying to go up to the next level, the business, the. 19:13 Speaker 4 Business is good. Why are you? You told me today you were busy working. What are you doing right now? 19:19 Speaker 2 I was changing out a controller for a little old lady in downtown Newton. Quick. You know quick. 19:23 Speaker 5 Couple. 19:24 Speaker 2 100 bucks you know sweet thing. 19:25 Speaker 4 To do so, you're actually, you're still kind of working. I mean, you, you'll still take jobs that you want to take, Yeah. 19:31 Speaker 2 Yeah, if not, I just push it off to somebody else. I did like 3 quotes this week and I just got someone else doing it. But you know, if I'm bored, you know, I cut the grass today. It was like 3 inch. It was like 2 and three quarter inches and I cut it at 2 1/2. You know, I just took 1/4 inch off the top 'cause I had nothing else to do. I'm like hell, I'm gonna go ahead and cut the grass. This is the grass. 19:45 Speaker 4 At your house, yeah. 19:46 Speaker 2 August is, yeah. 19:48 Speaker 4 Do you get paid for that? No, I just. 19:51 Speaker 2 Cut it, it's fun. 19:53 Speaker 3 Isn't that? 19:54 Speaker 4 The same job that you were doing when somebody somebody stopped and said you blew out their window. Oh no. 20:00 Speaker 2 That was the neighbor up on the corner of the street. 20:02 Speaker 3 She had paid. 20:03 Speaker 2 Me, Yeah, she had paid me about 40 a cut, but take about 20 minutes to cut it. But yeah, dude, I lost all my profit that day, plus some. Oh my God. I just didn't feel like getting in a fight. And then we got we got our neighbors next door, man, they were, they were fighting and arguing like crazy last night or yesterday afternoon. 20:21 And then she texted me. She's like, Hey, I, I kicked him out of the house. So just let me know if he if he shows back up. And then the motherfucker sends all of us a friend request on Facebook this morning and I'm like August and which said Ted's dumb ass accepted it. I'm like, why would you accept that? And I'm looking at him. 20:36 I'm like, I'm not accepting this. I'm not trying to get involved with the neighbors love drama shit. I don't, I don't, I'm single for that exact fucking reason. I don't want to deal with that crazy bullshit. All right, leave me out of it. 20:46 Discussing Kids, Ants, and Unmentionable Body Parts Wait, so you're talking about your neighbor is in an abusive relationship? I. 20:51 Speaker 2 Don't know if it was abusive. I think the dude was like really jealous though. Very jealous guy. All right, so. 20:56 Speaker 4 Abusive. OK. And she texted you? Is she trying to hook up with you guys? No. 21:05 Speaker 2 No, no, no, we we've been cool for like the past couple years. She's an older lady. Not old, but older. How old's older? It's probably late 40s, early 50s would. 21:15 Speaker 4 You though, if she No, no, no, no. 21:17 Speaker 2 Not my side. 21:18 Speaker 4 Brandon type big. 21:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, but it's. 21:25 Speaker 3 Just not my style. 21:25 Speaker 2 Not my type, but no, she she no woodshed Ted since he was a baby or something like that. And but this is very odd. Like why do people want to bring me into shit like this? Is it because I'm a like a master problem solver And it's like, OK, Brandon is the guy to come to with all my problems and he'll solve them. I don't want to be that guy. 21:41 Not all the time, unless I'm getting paid. 21:43 Speaker 4 I don't think so. I think it's because you live in a house full of dudes. Like a house full of dudes is like a safe haven, you know what I mean? Especially if they're idiots. And when you look at you guys like you guys are like, I feel like the neighbors just kind of look at you and say this is a safe place to go. 22:00 I mean, because you guys aren't, what's the word, threatening, Yeah. 22:04 Speaker 2 Yeah, we're just kind of live our lives and do dumb shit and we just work and drink and smoke and get a little crazy every now and then. But yeah, that. So the neighbor over here, that's what I'm talking about. Then the neighbor over here, the kids. I was outside the other day with my dildo and my aunts and my horse. I don't think I had a horse come yet, but I had my my Alps out there and everything. 22:23 And they they came up to me and that they were like, unfortunately their dad died of terminal illness like a year ago. And they're kind of younger. I think that one kid just turned 16. The other one's probably about 11. But it came up to me. He's like, are the ants biting today? Are the ants doing good? I'm like, yeah, they are dudes. 22:38 Yeah. You watch the videos? Like, dude, we love the videos. That's awesome. All right, cool. So I think we're in good terms with those neighbors, too. The neighbors across the street moved out. The neighbors down the road, they're selling their house. A lot of people are selling this house on the street ever since we moved in. 22:51 Speaker 4 It's kind of crazy how how old are the kids I. 22:54 Speaker 2 Just told you one was like 16 was like 11 and. 22:57 Speaker 4 They're watching your videos, Yeah, but. 22:59 Speaker 2 They're, they're in middle school, high school, so they see that stuff anyway. I don't. 23:02 Speaker 4 Think they do? Oh. 23:03 Speaker 2 Dude, yeah. I don't remember the last time you were in middle school, probably 30 years ago, but it's pretty bad, dude. It's rough. That's where we didn't have we. 23:09 Speaker 4 Didn't have Instagram back then. It was it wasn't a thing. Nowadays, these kids see all this stuff before they should. Yeah, but you? 23:15 Speaker 2 Had y'all y'all everyone had older brothers and the older brothers would tell you about what a vagina is and about what like a you know, a clit is and a butt hole and you know and like tits and like well, I think we. 23:25 Speaker 4 All knew what a butt hole was. Yeah, but someone else? 23:28 Speaker 2 You know you you never see your own butt hole. 23:30 Online Dangers of Roblox and Carter's Unforgettable Walk Not normally. 23:35 Speaker 4 OK, Oh God, I I'm going to go down the rabbit hole for a second. 23:41 Speaker 6 So my man. 23:43 Speaker 4 I got to be kind of quiet because I'm in trouble right now and the whole. 23:46 Speaker 2 Family's eating dinner behind you, aren't they? Is Megan staring you at the doorway again? No. 23:49 Speaker 4 She's not there right now. 23:52 Speaker 2 We need to learn code or something. I'm trying. 23:54 Speaker 4 To think so, when is it appropriate to have that conversation with a kid about AV? About a. 24:02 Speaker 2 Vagina. 24:02 Speaker 2 Vagina. Yeah. Well, do they have a vagina or is it one that doesn't? No. 24:07 Speaker 4 No, no, no, like like my my man. See. So you. You. 24:11 Speaker 2 Think you think Carter doesn't know what a vagina is? 24:14 Speaker 4 I don't think so. He plays a. 24:16 Speaker 2 Lot of Roblox. 24:17 Speaker 3 Yeah, Oh. 24:19 Speaker 4 He knows. No, he doesn't. I'm getting sued, right? 24:23 Speaker 2 Now what do you? 24:24 Speaker 3 Mean. Oh God. 24:25 Speaker 2 I don't want to get Carter in trouble and get his his favorite game taken away. Have you not seen all the shit about Roblox? 24:32 Speaker 4 No a lot. 24:33 Speaker 2 Of pedophiles on there a lot of Oh well. 24:35 Speaker 4 Yeah, we, we got him blocked. 24:35 Speaker 4 Yeah, we, we got him blocked. He's blocked to Kingdom come on that. Like he can't. He can't blame nobody. 24:40 Speaker 3 He's just. 24:41 Speaker 2 Playing. 24:41 Speaker 4 He's he's talking, he's talking with like 4 buddies like that's it, Like he's got 4 buddies on there. So, but that doesn't change the fact that even, I mean, how are they talking about that? 24:54 Speaker 2 Talking about vaginas on Roblox, Yeah. What? 24:55 Speaker 4 Are they saying I mean what? What? What would they even say? 24:58 Speaker 2 Well, you can, you can put porn into Roblox. You can get, you can put images up. You know, you go to a cafe or whatnot. It might be like an orgy cafe or it might be like a a dominatrix cafe or hang out a sort of guy. What? You're not making this shit up. I don't want to tell you too. I don't want Carter to get, you know he's going to be mad at Uncle Brandon because I'm informing you on what the fuck is going on in this game you want. 25:18 Speaker 4 Him to freaking see that stuff. No, I don't want. 25:20 Speaker 2 To see it. I want to understand what it is and be like, OK, I don't need to do that. You know? That's bad shit. Let me get away from here. Let me get away from the weird furry orgy going on over here. 25:29 Speaker 4 All right, that's weird. All right. I don't know anything about that, but I just want to be careful on Roblox. 25:32 Speaker 2 Just look up Roblox on the Google and you'll see I think they're in a lawsuit right now all. 25:37 Speaker 4 Right. I'm cutting it off tonight. No, no. 25:39 Speaker 2 No, no, no. Don't tell. It's Uncle Brandon. He's done that. 25:41 Speaker 4 Was what Brandon told me about this. You're out. 25:44 Speaker 2 Because we used to, now that Roblox was the first thing we were able to play back in school. It was unrestricted on the, the school computers and you could, we had like they would make like shooting games. You could shoot each other in there like Call of Duty, but it was shooting and whatnot. And now it's evolved to porn and a bunch of crazy shit. 25:59 Speaker 1 OK. 26:00 Speaker 4 All right, I'll get on that right after I'm done with you. All right. 26:03 Speaker 2 Well, I'm going to talk about a bunch of other crazy shit, so you should forget about that and just tell Carter the dangers of being online. Do they have a class like that in school now? I think we talked about. 26:12 Speaker 4 School, like everything, they have class about everything. They talked to them about stuff that I'm just like, Oh my God. Like, you know, of course they talk about abductions and human trafficking and all that stuff. Like Carter's. Carter's pretty. I mean, all the kids I think are pretty well versed in all that stuff. 26:29 He's. 26:29 Speaker 2 Unkidnappable. He's unlearned at all. 26:31 Speaker 4 He's kind of stupid, so I don't know about that thing with kids. 26:35 Speaker 2 Nowadays that they I mean they don't do shit except for just you know, stay at home for the most part, play video games. So how they going to get kidnapped? 26:41 Speaker 4 No car. So we had, we had a couple buddy, a couple of his buddies came by in the neighborhood and they were like, hey dude, you want to go play football at Chase's house? And this kid lives, I'm going to say, a mile away, right? And Carter's like, yeah, sure, but I don't want to walk. 26:58 And they said, oh, no, no, we'll walk to our house. And then we're going to let you borrow a scooter. And Carter's like, all right, yeah, I'm in. Right. So he leaves. He's like, hey, dad, is it cool if I go play football over at Chase's house? I'm going to borrow 1 of Jace's scooters. I'm like, yeah, that's cool, man. 27:13 So he leaves here, goes to Jace's house, and then apparently went to Chase's house. Jason Chase, I don't know. 27:23 Speaker 2 How it all went down. 27:24 Speaker 4 But I know an hour and a half later, Harder walks in like he just got done with the baton death March and he goes, don't ever let me do that again. I said what happened? He goes, I got there and they only had two scooters. They wouldn't let me use 1. 27:40 So he had to walk all the way to the football game. He said he got there and was like, well, time for me to go home and just turn around and walk home. I was like, that's awesome. Wait, how? 27:52 Speaker 2 Long, did you let him stay over there like 10 minutes? No, we told. 27:55 Speaker 4 Him, he could stay till dark. So I mean, I don't know, it was like 28:10 And he goes, it's broken. I said, your bike's broken. Someone out there. 28:10 And he goes, it's broken. I said, your bike's broken. Someone out there. His front wheel's flat. I'm like bro. 28:17 Speaker 2 You stupid pump it up. This takes like. 28:19 Speaker 4 10 minutes. So anyway. 28:22 Friend's Gender Transition and Controversial Opinions So yeah, he was pissed. Wait, where? 28:23 Speaker 2 Where when you grew up, were you a neighborhood kid also? Yeah. 28:27 Speaker 4 Dude, I was out. I was living on the Lam. I told you the whole time I grew up. I, I, I played with the same group of like 10 boys in our neighborhood and we played football all day. And the only thing we did was just back and forth, five on five tackle football backyard. 28:43 That's all we did. And one of the kids name was Doug. And God, I want to bring this guy on so bad. I want to have him on this show. So what? What's that? A bully? No, he, he's, he's now Sophia. 28:56 Speaker 2 Oh my God. OK. 28:56 Speaker 2 Oh my God. OK. And it was? 28:58 Speaker 4 Funny because Doug was always such AI. Can't like, I love this guy. To this day, I still love this dude. Like he was, he was a great, a great kid, great guy, Sweet, sweet, sweet dude. But but he, yeah, his name was Doug. 29:15 And then about two years ago, I'm on Facebook and he gets divorced and he puts up a post about, hey, I'm getting divorced, blah, blah, blah. And then about, I don't know, a week later I get a friend request from Sophia, but same last name and I'm thinking it's his ex-wife. 29:34 So I accepted it because I'm like, oh that's cool. You know, you want to be friends. And I'm looking at this chick and I'm like, God, she's hideous. And it was Doug, so Doug became a chick and which? Which is cool, I guess, you know, whatever. I'm not. No, it's not cool. 29:49 Speaker 2 That right there proves mental illness. The man was going through a lot and he thought the the the solution to his problems to cut off his cock and start taking estrogen and grow boobs. And Sophia, come fuck me, you know? 29:59 Speaker 4 What sucks, you know what sucks about God, I might reach out to him. You know what sucks about it is, is the hairline doesn't change. And that's, and that's the one thing I got to tell every trans is if you're thinking about doing that, just know the hairline's not going to change. 30:16 And his hairline is bad. It's like mine. And he's not a he's not a hot woman not but but I want to have him on the show. And I think you should be supportive of that. And I'm going to tell him to watch this episode. We can. We can. 30:29 Speaker 2 Have him before he comes. 30:30 Speaker 4 On SO, you're going to be supportive, right? 30:33 Speaker 2 We can have them on. I'll hear them out, but I I think I'm going to tell them that, you know, you made a grave, terrible decision and you're like you. 30:41 Speaker 4 Can't do that. Why? 30:42 Speaker 2 People tell me I make bad decisions all the time. Why can I not tell someone that went trans, cut the cock off, take an estrogen and grew boobs that their fucking decision was wrong? It's bad decision unless he's happy now. I don't know. See, the problem is with the trans stuff is we don't know any. We don't have any long term trans. 30:57 Like you got Bruce Jenner. That's Caitlyn now, but he's got a lot of fucking money, so no one's making fun of him. He can just pay everything off. But these normal working people whose lives are already hard, I don't understand how you think your life's going to become easier by switching to a completely different person. That makes no sense and you're still the same at the end of the day. 31:15 It's like taking a damn. It's like taking a fucking Mazda and putting a damn Mustang body on it. All right, It's not a Mustang. It looks like 1 somewhat, but it's still off and it doesn't run right and it doesn't run properly and it's not correct. And every time you get inside of it, you're very disappointed, OK. 31:32 Speaker 4 Stop. 31:33 Continuing Trans Discussion and Introducing Carlos Luna I'm not going to have Doug on. Damn it, Brandon. 31:37 Speaker 2 Sophia, we can have them on. That's fine. Have them on. That's cool. I will I'll I'll try my hardest. I'll I'll try to understand. I will. I think it's going to be very hard for me, but I, like I said, just let him know I have very different opinions. I'm not going to try to be offensive to him, Not going to try to, but something. 31:53 Sometimes the truth hurts, man, OK? 31:55 Speaker 5 Well. 31:56 Speaker 4 All right, so we're going to get Sophia on this week, I think. I think we can get her on by Friday. That's my goal. That's our Friday gift to you guys. Thank God. 32:04 Speaker 2 We do this virtually, Mark. 32:07 Speaker 4 Dude, you dumb news. We we're on a time clock here. 32:07 Speaker 4 Dude, you dumb news. We we're on a time clock here. It's already 31 minutes in. We got a we're going to rock'n'roll. We're talking about calling we're. 32:14 Speaker 2 Talking about calling Israel today but we might have to do that tomorrow because we're. Chuck's drunk rambling is carrying us over. Usually it's my drunk rambling but it's Chuck. For the 1st 30 minutes of the show we're going to have we're going to have Chuck's buddy on who has not informed me anything about his name or anything. He just like. 32:29 Speaker 4 He's Dominican and he's. 32:31 Speaker 2 He's he used to work in the government, he's got top secret shit and he did anti surveillance with Israel. So we'll get the information from him and then we'll call our good buddies Israel Mossad tomorrow and figure out what we can do to help do some propaganda for Israel. 32:48 Such a great country. So if you're listening to us, you're on iHeartRadio. Have a podcast or Spotify. Be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow helps us out a lot, a lot, a lot, lot seeing a lot of big uptick. We had a video go viral on Facebook and people seem to be wanting to, they were like, what's the podcast? 33:04 What's the podcast? Let me come listen, let me do that. We got that going on. We got a be viral and memes. Are they want to be a part they want to start sharing some videos too So look for us there very big brands and we also got the Patreon down below. We use that for paid advertising for the show and for doom. 33:21 That's scary and might need them for Chuck's medical expenses. Megan's walking in. 33:21 That's scary and might need them for Chuck's medical expenses. Megan's walking in. Is she going to smack him right now, Megan? 33:27 Speaker 4 Hit him. 33:27 Speaker 2 Megan hit him, hit him. 33:29 Speaker 4 Hit him. 33:30 Speaker 2 Hit him. 33:32 Speaker 3 She's. 33:32 Speaker 2 She doesn't even like my jokes right now. That's how you know she's really mad. Usually she laughs about what I say, but not today. Not today. So more wine. Look at that. She's. Oh, man, I wonder. Wonder if she's getting you? 33:43 Speaker 4 Hold on, she's. 33:44 Speaker 2 Going to start drugging it. Oh oh. Purple knife. Purple knife how? 33:49 Speaker 3 Much do. 33:49 Speaker 6 You trust me? You. 33:51 Speaker 5 Want to say. 33:51 Speaker 4 Something, no. 33:52 Speaker 6 No, I do I. 33:54 Speaker 3 Can't what? 33:54 Speaker 4 Do you? 33:55 Speaker 2 Got to say, Megan, what are you going? 33:57 Speaker 4 To say, say it. 33:58 Speaker 2 I got. 33:58 Speaker 6 Nothing. 34:00 Speaker 2 Can't hear you? 34:01 Speaker 6 Brandon But let me just say, the whole time Chuck is texting me, I'm stressing out. I already had a bad day. I had to call admin to take a fifth grader out of the classroom at 34:19 And yeah, I had a bad day. Kid peed on the carpet last week and Chuck's joking around with me but I'm stressing because he wants to get his phone fixed and not use speaker everywhere he goes and I'm slapping my I'm so mad I'm like hitting ANYWAYS so he's playing a joke and I'm thinking that I'm helping him out and I had to be on my phone but I'm supposed to be teaching so yeah God don't throw. 34:44 Speaker 4 The knife around like that, sorry. 34:46 Speaker 2 I like how she threw in the fact that a kid pissed on the floor last week. 34:51 Speaker 4 What does that have to do? She just. 34:53 Speaker 3 Found it. This past has been. 34:54 Speaker 2 Terrible. And it's all touched. 34:56 Speaker 4 Yeah, like me put me a kid pissing on the floor last week is my fault. Like what are you talking about? 35:02 Speaker 3 Let's. 35:03 Speaker 2 Just do that in there. Just do that anyway. 35:05 Chicago's Refusal of Help Amidst Rising Crime Our daily dose of dumb news, all right. 35:07 Speaker 2 We'll go ahead and get into daily dose of dumb news. 35:11 Speaker 1 Got your daily dose of 35:35 Speaker 2 ones here, really dumb ones. And like I said, we, we try not to talk about politics, try the hardest not to, but it's everywhere. It's so hard not to. Illinois sues the current administration over National Guard deployment to Chicago. They're upset that they are getting help. 35:51 They're upset that their cities are going to be restored hopefully, and they're going to get the criminals off the street. They're they're doing their hardest. The the latest I've seen is some kind of federal judge blocked it saying, Nope, he's allowed to do that. He can continue to send troops into there. 36:07 But to me, I mean, do we do we have people? 36:07 But to me, I mean, do we do we have people? We got to have a couple people that live in Chicago or Illinois or really the people that live in Chicago, they're really shitty part of, I mean, yeah, live in Chicago. They're really part of shitty part of Illinois. I can't even remember Chicago's the state or Illinois's the state. 36:24 You hear Chicago and you're like, Oh yeah, that one buddy. Forget it's in Illinois. But Chicago is the shittiest part of Illinois. I would say more than likely. I've never been there. I don't have any reason to go there. I don't think I will ever go there unless maybe maybe in downtown to get crazy and join a fucking O block or something and go on a gang mission and shoot people up. 36:43 But besides that I don't think I'll be attending. But it just kind of blows my mind whether it's, you know, whether whatever side you're on, I think we can all agree that Chicago is a very shitty a very especially S shot. South side Chicago is a very shitty place. That's a damn tongue twister right there. 36:59 South side Chicago is a very shitty place. So why would they not want help? Because clearly they can't do it themselves. They, I mean, it's been shit for fucking 40 years. 37:10 Speaker 3 Why? Why are you? 37:11 Speaker 2 Changing nothing there and then when someone wants to come in and try to help with federal support, you say no you're going to try to sue them. It just makes no sense to me why you want your citizens continuing to live in in this danger and the shitty fucking city I. 37:23 Speaker 4 Mean there's nothing to add to that. It it, it, it's seriously that bad. 37:23 Speaker 4 Mean there's nothing to add to that. It it, it, it's seriously that bad. I've been to Chicago many times and I can tell you there's very few cities that scare me more than Detroit. Very, very few. 37:39 There's two too. Like I'll walk downtown Atlanta and I won't even think about carrying a gun. Like Atlanta to me is one of the safest downtowns there at downtown areas I've ever been to because I've been to Chicago, I've been to Detroit, I've been to Baltimore and I go, this is great. 37:58 I mean, this is like they don't, they don't seem hostile, if that makes any sense. When I go to the liquor stores in downtown Atlanta, I don't feel like I'm going to get killed Detroit. I feel like I'm going to get killed walking in. I know worse Baltimore, worse Baltimore, Chicago, Detroit, Those are your top three worst cities in the world from a white guy that's walked down them. 38:22 And I can tell you that's it. They all got something common. 38:25 Speaker 2 Too, I'll tell you that a few things in common, but the down here Atlanta, man, they, they just want liquor, cigarettes and you know, a few dollars, you know, for the most part, Detroit. 38:35 Speaker 3 Chicago. 38:37 Speaker 2 Baltimore. Those are your real Y NS, your real motherfuckers that love the streets, dude, they love them. They never. What's YN mean? Young Kaniga minus the K stop. 38:49 Speaker 4 Don't ever say that again, dude. 38:52 Speaker 3 You. 38:52 Speaker 2 Ask me so that I mean those people that I mean they really want to kill you There's there's videos of people going to O block. That's where chief Keefs from you're very familiar with him. You know, I hope being sober. You know that song. I know you're like the very hype songs, very good quality production of music, but the city they live in, they they did an interview with a kid up there who was 13 and he was like, man, why I ever want to leave old block, Why I ever want to leave the street, man, I have, you know, 10 baby Mama and the government going to pay for me. 39:23 No EBT snap. We good, man. Like where, where else can you get black and Miles Hennessy and Chinese food in the same block, man, You know this is the best the hood right here, man, Ain't nothing better than that, man. You know, I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing. I'm going to leave here, man, Ain't nothing better than old block. 39:40 You ain't nothing better than ghetto man. OK, that's just a problem, dude. Like the mentality is not good. They they, the, the, the gangster, the, the gangs, they're, they're idolized, whether you're a cartel. Well, a lot of the cart, I mean, cartel's actually organized. 39:55 I'll tell you that. They actually have their shit in in order and they're, they're, they got a worldwide organization going on. But people in Baltimore, people in Detroit, people in O block, you ain't really doing nothing. You know, you're not contributing. You're just killing each other. You're peddling drugs back and forth and that's about it. 40:10 And then you got people that want to live there. They live there forever and they're getting pushed out because they're scared of getting shot. You know, they don't want to walk around and grandmas are getting shot. Like, what the fuck's going on there? And then for the the people there that are running Chicago to say, no, no, we don't need help. 40:27 We have it under control. What's your goalie? Just hope they all kill each other and then you start over. Like what the fuck is the plan here? I just don't understand it. So doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but I don't, I don't know, I don't, I don't know why you would refuse help when your city's so fucking shit man you. 40:42 Speaker 4 Know what? You know what's funny is Detroit would totally let you in. There's there's no way a Detroit politician is going to say no to that. You're going to say please, please. 40:51 Speaker 2 Call. 40:51 Speaker 4 Absolutely. That's that's what I don't understand with this whole thing. It's like you're going to these cities like Portland, like Baltimore, like Chicago, and the people in power going no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't want the help, but yet you have cities like Detroit that would go, thank you. 41:12 I mean, yeah, Detroit needs it. And the politicians that are in charge know that because I can tell you right now, there's too much money right around that area. Detroit, not in Detroit, but Ann Arbor, Sterling Heights, all those all those all those little outliers of Detroit that have that have Auburn Hills that have so much money they're going no, we want that and I guarantee like keep the. 41:39 Speaker 2 People away, heck. 41:40 Speaker 4 Yeah, it's, I mean the the, the days of Eminem, Eight Mile and being like, oh, it's so cool that I'm from Eight Mile and it's ghetto. No, dude, no, we want to be Detroit wants to be a city that people go to for tourism, which I think Chicago's the same way. 41:58 That's what's so crazy to me when you hear the politicians are in charge going no, no, no, no. Are you kidding me? Like, what? What do you have to lose here? You lower your crime rate and you just have an influx of visitors and tourists to your city because Chicago, believe it or not, I hate to say this, it's probably top ten in the United States tourism, which is crazy to me. 42:22 Yeah, See like. 42:22 Speaker 2 I said, I mean, I see pictures of Chicago and everything. I'm like, man, you know, that'd be a nice city to visit. But then I think about all the fucking crime and I think it's worse than Atlanta. I'm like, I don't go to Atlanta for that reason. I'm like. 42:32 Speaker 4 I I. 42:32 Speaker 2 Don't feel like walking through Piedmont Park and then I take a left turn and then I got 15 homeless that are begging me for, you know, money and alcohol and cigarettes and everything like that. Now if I'm videoing and I'm doing a video, fuck yes, I want all the homeless people to come Makes a great video. But besides that no so but yeah, all right. 42:49 So that was not a much disagreement on that. I think we I don't know how you could disagree with the federal help trying to get this shit wrapped up. I really don't. I don't understand it so. 42:59 Debunking Skewed Statistics on THC and Fatal Crashes All right. 42:59 Speaker 2 We'll move on to our next story and daily. 43:01 Speaker 1 Dose of dumb news. 43:04 Speaker 2 This one is a straight fear mongering right here. 43:04 Speaker 2 This one is a straight fear mongering right here. So nearly half of drivers killed in crashes had THC in their blood. Over 40% of fatal crash victims had THC levels, far above the legal limits. Showing cannabis used before driving remains widespread. 43:22 So First off, over the legal limit, I don't understand what that means, whether you're in, if you're in a state that is legal, there is no legal limit. There's no legal limit of how much weed you can smoke. This doesn't make any sense to me. Now, if you're going to say that it is illegal, there is, you can't have any. 43:39 It's either none or all. You know what I'm saying. There's there's no difference in between that. I don't see why. I mean I know there's DWI driving while intoxicated, but the problem with this is I don't think this is people. I think this might be someone that smoked a shit ton the night before, smoked a couple dabs maybe and then maybe they hit hit A1 hitter in the morning and then they went out and they were driving like normal and they got in a wreck. 44:03 Because majority of America is on weed. This goes back to stupid. 44:09 Speaker 4 Dude, this goes. 44:10 Speaker 2 Back to COVID days. This, this really does go back to COVID when if if you had COVID in your system and you're driving a motorcycle and you fucking died, you were listed as a death of COVID. If you were in a hospital for something else and you had a underlying heart condition and you happen to have COVID and you died, that was considered a COVID death. 44:29 A lot of deaths were under the COVID policy. And then I think this is what's going on with weed drivers because I've never personally, I've known a lot of people to get a DUII know a lot of people while they're under, you know, alcohol that'll wreck their vehicle, destroy it. 44:44 But I've never once met ever or even heard a story about someone being so fucking high that they got in a wreck and they died. I've never heard that before. I don't know. This sounds like we're in the fucking 80s that weed is a gateway drug and it's the devil's lettuce. It's going to kill you. You're going to get addicted. You're going to sell all your house, You're going to sell your money. 45:00 You're going to be having sex with dude prostitutes in the street. You're going to be coming on squirrels or something, man. It just doesn't make any sense to me. When was? 45:07 Speaker 4 The last time you smoked weed for the first time? 45:10 Speaker 2 Last time I smoked weed for the first time 12 years ago. 45:14 Speaker 4 Yeah. And how did that go? 45:17 Speaker 2 I was really high and I was driving a golf cart and I did not wreck or die, OK? 45:21 Speaker 3 I can tell you. 45:22 Speaker 4 As a guy that's in his 40s that recently tried THC for the first time, I can tell you this does not surprise me. It is way worse than alcohol when you're talking about first time trying it and your reaction, your body's reaction to it. 45:42 Dude, I, I remember I, I told Megan I was like, how is this legal? This is insane. I've never been more messed up in my life when it comes to trying. I, I thought it was in the matrix bro. Like it was, it was something that I've never experienced in my life. 45:59 And I think again, kind of helping you with your point, but also helping my point, the more you do it, the more accustomed you come to it. And I think if you are a serial abuser of weed and THC, like Mark, for instance, or you, yeah, you guys can probably drive. 46:20 But somebody that's not accustomed to that and not accustomed to using the way you guys use, dude, absolutely. I don't want you guys on the freaking Rd. It's it's it's a totally mind altering drug. Yeah, but this? 46:33 Speaker 2 Is this is not saying the first time weed smokers are smoking weed and hop in the car going to drive and getting a wreck and dying. This is so let's say you, you did the THC that night you got really fucking high. You woke up the next day, you had to go look at a tree tree job. 46:48 And let's say you, you know, a tree fell on you ironically and crushed you in the car. They would list that as a weed death because you had a weed in your system, but you were not high. So that's what I'm trying to figure out it it just doesn't make any sense like this statistics are just skewed like a mother fucker just doesn't just doesn't align with what's actually going on. 47:07 I mean. 47:08 Speaker 4 I think, I think the statistics are skewed a little bit when you're talking about what was in somebody's system when they died. Obviously they're going to want to do, hey, This is why they died, You know, alcohol was in their system, blah, blah. But we'd, I hate to say it because I always thought weed was a, a very chill drug, meaning like if somebody uses weed, they're not going to be combative. 47:35 They're not going to be a certain way. But since I retired and I've actually smoked weed, dude, the first few times you're on another level. It's like gummies, like gummies. 47:51 I thought gummies were nothing. And I took a gummy and I, I, dude, I, I thought I was going to lose my, I was like, this is the worst thing I've ever done in my life. I mean, so I'm, I'm on both sides of the fence. I would, I would. 48:03 Speaker 2 Like to see a statistic on how many people die in a car crash that had eight fruit that have fruit in their system, or how many people have died in the car crash have soda in their system, or how many people have died in the car crash they have water in the system. I guarantee that it'd be a lot higher than 40% of people having weed in their system. So let's. 48:18 Speaker 4 Let's do this. 48:19 Introducing Carlos Luna and THC vs. Alcohol Effects We have Carlos Luna. He's waiting to come into the show right now. Carlos served 20 years and two days in the Air Force. I got to say 2 days. I got to have the two days in there, 'cause he said don't. He did 20. 48:29 Speaker 2 Years of service in two days. I was like, damn, that man's like a time traveller. That'd be. 48:33 Speaker 4 Bad ass, wouldn't it? But 20 years, two days in the Air Force, he is now working with the government. He is a South America expert, so he's going to be able to answer a lot of our questions. But Brandon, you're going to have to hit him with a few of the hard hitting ones from outside of South America 'cause I know you have those. 48:49 He's done counterintelligence, criminal investigations, all those things. So let's add Carlos to the chat. Carlos, how you doing buddy? Doing good. 48:57 Speaker 5 Man, can you marry? 48:57 Speaker 5 Man, can you marry? Yeah. 48:58 Speaker 4 We can hear you. So here's my question. You got like a. 49:01 Speaker 2 Fan going on in the background or something though You have any kind of wind moving? 49:05 Speaker 5 The fans on the outside of the door. Oh. 49:08 Speaker 2 OK, maybe not. I'll be OK then. I just hear out here like, yeah, we're good, we're good. We're always Carlos. 49:13 Speaker 4 Breathing Carlos is, He's a heavy. He's a heavy breather. He's got the eagle's hat on, so you know he's a heavy breather. Oh, I'm fat. 49:19 Speaker 5 I breathe heavy, what do you want? 49:20 Speaker 4 From me mouth breather over here. So, so Carlos, we have a question for you. Go Brandon. You can probably phrase it better than I can, but if somebody, somebody uses THC, do you think that smoking marijuana can have the same effects as drinking alcohol? 49:37 And if somebody's in a car accident could cause the same problem? I mean, do you think, do you think it has the same issue with the brain? 49:45 Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean it. It certainly depends on how much. 49:45 Speaker 5 Yeah, I mean it. It certainly depends on how much. Depends on, you know, how long ago did you take? Just like alcohol, you know, one shot you get in the car, probably not going to affect you if you weigh 260 like I do. But if you have eight shots in an hour versus, you know it, it's all the same stuff. 50:01 You have 8 gummies in two hours. You're probably on another planet. You're. 50:06 Speaker 4 Done. Yeah, You know, we got some. 50:10 Speaker 5 Friends that that do gummies and sometimes we're like, what planet are you on right now? You can drive. No statistics that you know. 50:22 Discussing Israel's Support and 9/11's Emotional Impact So, so I wanted, I wanted to kind of get you on and talk about a couple things. So Brandon Brandon's been talking a lot. He's actually calling the Mossad tomorrow. Yeah, we're. 50:31 Speaker 2 Going to do it today, but we're out of time so we'll be doing it tomorrow to figure it out because I I am most recently a very big supporter of Israel since I have found out that they like to pay influencers for Israeli support. I'm not going to say propaganda, that be something someone crazy would say, but they're they're paying a very substantial amount per video per post for sponsored post. 50:52 And that's what I do for work. So we're going to call them aside tomorrow, let them know I'm on their side. And you know, I'm a redneck from the South and I'm a Methodist, but I understand where they're coming from. And I just want to see if you have any kind of opposite opinions or any Intel on the the great Jewish people of Israel. 51:10 Speaker 5 You know, first of all, I got to tell you right now, I'm pro Israel, certainly pro Israeli military. You know, we at AST, we, we had, we were in a particular unit back in the late 90s, early 2000s, we were all karma guy instructors, Israeli self-defense. 51:27 We had Israelis come over and teach us that kind of stuff. But besides that, besides being favorable, you know, they're the biggest allies obviously in the Middle East. And you know, I grew up in an era where I was peaking in my career, which is to say about the midway point after right at September 11th. 51:42 So, you know, having our biggest ally in the Middle East when we wanted to obliterate everybody else is, you know, kind of a big deal a lot more. 51:50 Speaker 2 Noble than Chuck Pete when he was jacking off in the desert with Germ X and smoking cigarettes. 51:54 Speaker 4 Out there. OK, OK. You know what, Carlos, dude, this idiot, you're an idiot. Why? Why would you even say that? And so I I told him one story so Carlos has been deployed many times I Carlos just a little bit of background I told him about a story when what's that stuff called that you hand sanitizer. 52:13 What's it called? No, it's not your L your L and I was in AI was in a tower in Prince Sultan air base. I mean security. 52:22 Speaker 5 Forces at the time, yeah, I was. 52:24 Speaker 4 Security force at the time, it was about two in the morning. I was bored, you know, and I'm looking at this bottle of Purell and I'm thinking, God, that looks like Lube. I mean, I don't, I, I can only associate it with Lube. So I ended up using it in a way that was not government sponsored and and I almost burnt the pee hole off. 52:44 It was it was pretty bad. It was a bad experience in my life, which I can never forget because Brandon will never let me live that down. So anyway, so neither here nor there, we're going to. OK Brandon, thank you. So back to Israel. Go ahead. 52:58 Speaker 5 You know, I was more curious as to depending on how old you are, Brandon, 26. I was telling Chuck, you know, the last 16 years you've had four years of, of Trump and not the term as political, but twelve of those 16 years you've had Democratic leadership. And certainly democratic leadership does not like Israel. 53:15 And that's just the way it is. Obama, same thing Obama was, did not like Israel, didn't like our biggest ally in Europe, which was the UK. Actually when they had Brexit, he was like, if you do Brexit, you're going to the bottom of the list and I'm like, you're actually our biggest ally in the region. 53:31 You're at war with us right now. Why would you tell him that over the European Socialist Union? But same thing with with Israel. So you've probably had a lot of growing years of negative, I don't want to say propaganda, certainly news that is counter to to the truth on Israel, which is unfortunate. 53:50 You know, Israel does a lot of stuff. What? 53:53 Speaker 2 You know, it's like I said, I've been a I've been a supporter forever still I am, but I'm just here. Here's the last couple of years. You just hear it by about the last two year, year to two years. I've been hearing a lot of things that maybe I can't explain on how I still support them. 54:08 So that's why I'm trying to figure out, you know, like I said, the growing up and everything, the past 24 years of my life, I'm like, yeah, Israel sounds good. They got the Holy Land over there. I read about it. The Bible seems like a good place to be. But maybe the last couple years or so I've been trying to be swayed by the devil. 54:26 Speaker 5 You know, I remember what how I felt the morning of September 11th, which which I was at a court case at an old unit when I woke up on September 11th and I remember how I felt. Luckily I was in a unit where I know we were going to go do stuff and all I wanted to do is get out of that court to go back to my unit to go do stuff. 54:45 I can only imagine how Israel felt last year when they had the same incident where obviously Hamas killed all those innocent people, you know, not just by airplane, but literally by hand, killing women and children and all that stuff. Set him on fire as a person. 55:00 Carlos's OSI Background and Israel 9/11 Conspiracy Theories If it happened in the USII couldn't imagine. I could only quit it to how I felt that morning and what I told my unit when I called back, you know, So certainly the last year's been really rough. Obviously we still have hostages over there, that kind of stuff, so. 55:17 Speaker 2 What about so with with 911? Some people might say that Israel has something to do with it, so we could fight their enemies for them over there in the Middle East. 55:26 Speaker 5 OK, you should slap those people in the face. 55:31 Speaker 3 I. 55:32 Speaker 2 Mean, I know, I agree. I just feel like, you know, crazy, crazy coincidence that it just happens to be all the they just want to take over the Middle East and I'm like, I'm all for it. Israel will take over the Middle East. Let's bomb everybody in Gaza. I'm cool with it. 55:44 Speaker 5 Yeah, I wouldn't say they want to take over the Middle East. They actually don't want anything outside of, you know, Israel and want to be left alone. But they get, they get attacked pretty good. I mean, if you look at all the wars they've had, they've had to be pretty proactive to be able to stay that little tiny country surrounded by bad guys. 56:01 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think they've been kicked out of what, like 173 countries? Not just, you know, random random topic or trivia I had. 56:10 Speaker 5 I don't know. At the time we had 173 countries in the world, but you know, obviously when the state of Israel was created and all that stuff, obviously that was a place for all Jews to go to. Not that I'm going to raise the expert, but So what? 56:23 Speaker 2 What, what was your involvement? Chuck said you did some kind of something with Israel. What? What exactly were y'all doing over there with them? So. 56:30 Speaker 4 He's so Carlos and I'm, I'm gonna speak with Carlos for a second because Carlos is a South American expert, but I know, I know Carlos's background. I know what he's done. And he's had lots of training on Israel. He's done a lot. He's done training with Israeli forces. So a lot of it, especially with that, especially when you're talking about OSI is OSI is a weird animal because what they do is they take you and they go, OK, where can we use you that you're going to be the most productive? 56:56 Well, Carlos, looking at him, you would never think he's not white, which is crazy. I know, dude. You're like the whitest Hispanic dude I've ever seen in my life with the eagle. 57:05 Speaker 2 'S hat on man I. 57:06 Speaker 4 Know, I know. And he's got an eagle's hat on. He looks like he's straight out of Philly. But Carlos, correct me if I'm wrong. You're from Glad. You're going to be pissed at me. Go ahead. I'm from Miami. 57:15 Speaker 5 Originally Cuban. Port Miami. 57:16 Speaker 4 But Cuban heritage is your heritage. But you're, you're fluent in Spanish, Yeah. 57:22 Speaker 3 And. 57:22 Speaker 4 And that's three, three. 57:24 Speaker 5 DLPT now, yeah. So all kinds of work with Mexico now still all that, Yeah. So. 57:28 Speaker 4 When OSI took you the, the OSI said, hey, this guy, he's, he's a great South American agent, for lack of better terms. I mean, they, they say, hey, this guy's an expert. He can be an expert. 57:41 Speaker 5 Those fuckers you know, when I was on AST for a long time before, you know, from Pakistani and just. 57:46 Speaker 4 For the people that are listening, AST stands for the. 57:49 Speaker 5 Anti terrorism specialty team. 57:51 Speaker 4 Anti terrorism specialty team, go ahead. Isn't that? 57:53 Speaker 2 Backwards, you said AST. 57:56 Speaker 5 Anti. 57:56 Speaker 4 Terrorism specialty team, that'd be. 57:58 Speaker 2 ATS right Anti terrorism specialty team No. 58:01 Speaker 4 Anti A a the a is anti terrorism dummy. Oh, we're just putting. 58:05 Speaker 2 Words together. OK, cool. 58:06 Carlos's Anti-Terrorism Work and a 13-Kilo Cocaine Bust I got you. 58:11 Speaker 4 I love hyphen. Yeah, A hyphen TST. All right, we'll change it later. All right. So you're on the anti terrorist special team for South America and, and, and you and that's that's actually where we met. I, I, we, we, we, we were in, I was in Tyndall Air Force Base in 2005 and I got assigned to Herbert Field where Carlos was actually located at that time. 58:32 He was like a you were like a master Sergeant, right? 58:35 Speaker 5 Thanks, Sergeant. Which Which? Oh my. 58:37 Speaker 4 God, you were a tech Sergeant, Yeah. 58:40 Speaker 5 Was I called? 58:41 Speaker 4 You, Sir. How stupid. 58:41 Speaker 4 You, Sir. How stupid. Well. 58:43 Speaker 5 By the time you met me, I had just made master. So AST, I'm a South America guy, but no, I'm in Iraq, Pakistan, Egypt, all over the Middle East. So I go to a new unit which is at at Herbert Field and OSI because it's a different region. 59:00 A different region is like a different, different sector. So the sector I was in with AST, they sent me places when I moved different sectors to this detachment. They send a tasking to that region for a Spanish speaking prior AST guy to deploy. 59:18 And I'm like, how many of those do you fucking have? You got to be kidding me. So like two months later, I'm sitting in Columbia for six months out near the jungle, just me. And I don't know. I don't know if you know Matt Mitchell, but great guy. He's a flicker for now, I think at DHS or something like that. 59:33 And we were just out there, money, guns, alone and afraid, you know, just just doing CI stuff. Had a great time. So what? 59:42 Speaker 3 What are? What are because I. 59:43 Speaker 4 Know everybody that listens to this they, they always want to hear about one drugs, right? Drugs are always cool, Brandon. Raise your hand if you want to hear a drug story. Yes. 59:51 Speaker 2 Drugs, all the drugs. Let me go, OK. 59:54 Speaker 4 59:54 Speaker 4 Brandon's drugs, he wants to hear it for different reasons, but did you guys do a lot of cases down there? Do you have any cases you can talk about with drugs in South America? I mean, we did. 1:00:02 Speaker 5 A lot of counterintelligence work. A lot of counterparts had a lot of great counterparts. And of course we did a lot of collections, but we had one particular case. So the base I was at had an Army ISR unit, and they had their own airplane, all that stuff. And they were rotating back and we had a source. 1:00:20 You're like, hey, your boys are bringing back drugs. OK. So, you know, we set up this whole thing and of course we don't want to arrest them there because then they'd be arrested in Colombia versus in the US, all kinds of stuff. So we set up this OP, you know, we let them take off. They land in the US and as soon as they land, obviously very odd scenario, but other federal agencies showed up at the same time and they're like pointing guns at each other. 1:00:44 Like, what are you doing here? You know, what are you doing here? This is my case. This started in Colombia, our guys. So they they took them out and they had like 13 keys of cocaine in their bags in coffee, in coffee bags, of course. But the funny part is we were all over the place. 1:01:02 Like no one knew what we actually did. Like we just had money, nice cars doing CI, just running around. And then we had to, they said, Hey, you guys got to lock down. You guys can't be out because I'm pretty sure the cartel wants to kill you now. So we like for two weeks the embassy was like, you got to stay here. 1:01:17 You can't go anywhere. 1:01:17 You can't go anywhere. So 2 weeks later we come out, you know, they're like, OK, seems kind of quiet. Let's you know, we haven't heard anything, no threats. And we start meeting with our counterparts and they're like, these are like high officials in the national police and local police. And they're like, oh, you guys are here. 1:01:34 Speaker 4 I thought you guys went to jail, you guys. 1:01:37 Speaker 5 Because all you guys do is hang out, spend money. But as it turns out, no, it wasn't us that was that was a great case. So just. 1:01:44 Speaker 4 Out just out of curiosity, you guys you guys are working this case down there dudes come to the United States that are actually the subjects they get arrested for 13 kilos of cocaine yeah we. 1:01:57 Speaker 5 Need a. 1:01:58 Speaker 2 Is this what? 1:01:58 Speaker 4 We're talking. 1:01:59 Speaker 2 About Chuck on the show, is that what you're talking about? OK, all right, So what? 1:02:02 Speaker 4 Do you guys when, when, when this happens and the government comes to you guys and you're still in Colombia and the government comes to you and they go, hey man, don't don't make a stink, don't say anything, don't do anything because the cartel wants to kill you, right? 1:02:17 Because obviously you just gave up a guy that was trafficking 13 keys. What do you and your partner do in Columbia for two weeks while you're I'm just throwing up the the air quotes undercover, right? 1:02:35 What do you guys do on the? 1:02:38 Speaker 5 Base man with Purell. 1:02:42 Speaker 4 So you're not you're not going out and like trying to just party and nothing are are you scared? Are you scared at that time? You. 1:02:50 Speaker 5 Know at the time without knowing, without doing any real research as to how is this going to go down. But in reality, 13 keys to the to the cartel is absolutely a drop in the bucket. 1:03:00 Speaker 4 Really, 13 keys is a drop in the bucket, get me. 1:03:03 Speaker 2 Using any of those movies. 1:03:06 Speaker 5 And buy a key of cocaine for like 2 grand like anybody. Hey, I got 2 grand. You got a key? I mean, are you serious? 1:03:13 Speaker 4 Yeah. 1:03:13 Speaker 5 I'm like, we're near the jungle. There's I mean, it's the between obviously Peru, Bolivia and Colombia, largest producing cocaine countries and the only ones in the world. Cocaine is like I didn't. 1:03:24 Speaker 4 Know that I thought 2 keys was a big deal. You'll get a key. 1:03:27 Speaker 5 And you'll get a key. 1:03:29 Speaker 2 You know what? 1:03:31 Impact of Labeling Cartels as Terrorist Organizations So how much of the, you know, what's the US government's involvement in all of this? Because how much drugs do they buy from the cartel? And then how many guns do they normally ship them? 1:03:43 Speaker 5 The guys that we busted. 1:03:45 Speaker 2 1:03:45 Speaker 2 No, like the US government working with these cartels. 1:03:50 Speaker 5 I'm not really sure. 1:03:51 Speaker 3 We can't talk about that. OK, All right now. Now the. 1:03:55 Speaker 2 The current administration has labeled the cartels as terrorists. 1:04:00 Speaker 3 How does? 1:04:00 Speaker 2 This kind of shake up the maybe the, the, the cartel world and, you know, I think now we're allowed to just bomb the shit out of them whenever we feel like. I think does that help or hurt the situation with people like doing work in Colombia or Mexico or any of these other, you know, drug countries? 1:04:17 Speaker 5 When you say does it hurt or help, I mean I'm sure everybody's like, I don't want to get on the boat, you know? You know, I'm sure they don't want to be the guy in the same life submersible or the go fast anymore. You know, I'm sure it's a concern for the bad guys anyway. 1:04:33 Speaker 2 I'm just saying more for like operatives that may be in that area, like, oh, like shit, we're like kind of near them. Like are we going to get blown the fuck up? Like we're like near the terrorists? Like, is it, is it a worry or is it like a good thing that they're now labeled as a terrorist organization? 1:04:46 Speaker 5 Well, you know, some of them are already labeled terrorists organs like a park. I mean, they've, they've, they've transformed quite significantly over the years, but you know, they're, they're fully militarized. The government's been fighting them just straight armed conflict in their own country for, for since the 80s, eighties, 90s. 1:05:07 So it's, it's not new to Colombia, for example, might be new to Venezuela, which is really a transient country. They're not producing cocaine in, in, in Venezuela, but they are a transient country, which is why you hear them the most because they're the ones that are getting them on the boat and trying to make the money. 1:05:24 Columbia's producing, you know, just like when they use the ISR folks, the US people, they'll sell it to anybody. They don't give a shit. You give me my money, I'll give you, you take it wherever you want. So it's really the, the, the transit, the, the mid transit countries, the people that are doing the transportation and all those things. 1:05:43 They really got to worry about that stuff. 1:05:45 Discussing Venezuelan Bounties and International Operative Stories So, Carlos? 1:05:46 Speaker 2 He's Speaking of Venezuela there and I heard, I think, you know, that there's probably, was it a $50 million bounty on their, their pretend leader over there. We're talking with Chuck about it. He's thinking about putting A-Team together. Would you be willing to go down there with the team and take or kidnap this Venezuelan fake president and bring him back to the USI? 1:06:03 Speaker 5 Can tell you when I retired, I told my wife there's probably no amount of money that I could be offered to entertain asking her if she'd be OK with it. I am Carlos. Carlos, it's 20. 1:06:18 Speaker 4 Five, it's 25,000,000. Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're telling me? 1:06:24 Speaker 5 I'm living a happy life. I can tell you when I retired, you know, there was wasn't very many jobs in this area for OSI. And I'm like, what am I going to do? I tell you what I wasn't going to do. I was not taking a contractor job. Listen. Hear. 1:06:37 Speaker 4 Me out, Hear me out. OK? I know you got Eagles season tickets. This is a cheap plug. If anybody wants season tickets, reach out to Chuck. I'll reach out to Carlos. He'll sell them to you. But Carlos, think about this 25,000,000. You're telling me for 25,000,000 you would not with me. 1:06:58 You we find a couple dudes, right? You know Carmack. Carmack's still in the he's still in the area. He listens to the podcast. Four of us. We go down, you're our Spanish speaker. We find this dude, we take him into custody and we get 25,000,000. 1:07:13 You're telling me you wouldn't even entertain it? 1:07:18 Speaker 5 No, Oh my God, I don't even like going to Mexico and Mexico City much less. 1:07:27 Speaker 4 Sure, dude. You're going to let us die out there. We need a Spanish speaker. We're going to die. We have. No, we have no shot without you. I've got to be. 1:07:35 Speaker 5 The guy that stays behind to tell your story, man. 1:07:38 Speaker 2 Chuck's going to be out there. He's going to be like, get to the first guy, but I'll let him glaze. No, this guy's burnt. We can't use him. Find a new way in. Why did? 1:07:46 Speaker 4 You. Why did you kill all the sources, Chuck? None of them spoke English. It was weird. I don't know what happened. It was crazy. So, so hey, my my other question to you before we let you go and I got I just real quick. So all your time in in Central America and I know, I know you're you're married, you're happily married and I know your wife and she's a wonderful lady. 1:08:06 Has there ever been a moment where a source that you were working offered you female companionship for the night? 1:08:23 Speaker 3 She's not. 1:08:24 Speaker 4 No, I mean nobody. No, she's not listening. It's, I mean, you know, to be honest, why does your face look like that, you know? 1:08:33 Speaker 5 We, we were in Egypt in right after September 11th and we had this Russian source and wasn't very productive, but it was very entertaining. And he had this speedboat and he's like, hey, you guys want to go on a speedboat on the Nile. And he, you know, he brought his Russian girls and all that stuff. 1:08:50 And there we are on the on the Nile River on a, on a speedboat from some Russian source. It, it was pretty good times, but that's it. Wait, so. 1:08:59 Speaker 2 Did you, did you do any work in Russia? No, no Russia. You just dealt with Russians ever. Now Middle East. 1:09:06 Speaker 5 South America. 1:09:07 Speaker 2 Oh, OK, cool. Now I know there's there's some saying did you see any like Germans or Nazis down there in South America? I heard, I heard some of them might have fled down there. 1:09:19 Speaker 3 Talking about Argentina. 1:09:21 Speaker 2 'S a big one. They say. There's at the top of the mountain, there's a bunch of white people that just miraculously live there. Like where the fuck did the white people come from? I have not. 1:09:28 Speaker 5 Seen them, but Argentina has a pretty light skin to begin with so yeah I think. 1:09:31 Speaker 2 These are like German white, German white like. 1:09:34 Speaker 5 White, white England So. 1:09:36 Speaker 4 Ed, Carlos and all your travels here. Have you ever seen a Nazi camp? What the fuck? 1:09:43 Speaker 3 You've been. 1:09:43 Speaker 2 Antarctica, man. That's where they're at, dude. They're under the eye stupid. They get rid of all of them and protect Israel so well. 1:09:52 The Value of Philadelphia Eagles Club Level Season Tickets Carlos, I appreciate you coming on. I'm sorry about the eagles, man. Like I said, I'm a Falcons fan and my next three team or my top three teams after the Falcons are eagles and then Ravens. So I I stick with the birds. I like the birds. Sorry they lost, man. I hope they're going to be an undefeated team. And then the bills, they fucked that shit up too white out game, just like Penn State got fucked. 1:10:11 You know, so it's. 1:10:13 Speaker 5 Undefeated stuff, you know, I've only had one real undefeated team, but it's kind of. 1:10:18 Speaker 2 Sad, though, I, I wanted A-Team to be able to go to the NFL, you know, because it's always like the, oh, that's the team we got to beat, you know, we got to beat that team. They're undefeated. They haven't done it, but now it's just kind of like, hey, an undefeated team. So no there. 1:10:27 Speaker 4 There's one team everyone needs to beat and you know who it is. 1:10:31 Speaker 2 Ohio State, you mother Detroit. What? 1:10:35 Speaker 5 That's the team everybody needs to beat, You say yeah. 1:10:38 Speaker 4 You see, hey, Detroit's going to lay it on the Eagles. 1:10:38 Speaker 4 You see, hey, Detroit's going to lay it on the Eagles. Philadelphia has no chance against the Detroit Lions. It's over. I don't know. 1:10:44 Speaker 5 If we sold our tickets yet so let me know if you're interested in the tickets I I. 1:10:48 Speaker 4 Would be more than willing to take that trip double the price. 1:10:51 Speaker 5 For you, you let me. 1:10:52 Speaker 4 Know no Me and you. Let's go. Me and you let's go together. Leave the wives at home. 1:10:58 Speaker 5 We're going to the Green Bay game, so like, we can't make it. Are you guys? 1:11:01 Speaker 4 Going to see Green Bay in Green Bay or just in Philly? No, no. 1:11:05 Speaker 5 We we played them in Green Bay this year. 1:11:07 Speaker 4 You're going to Green Bay, Yeah. 1:11:09 Speaker 5 Yeah, that sounds like a terrible. 1:11:11 Speaker 4 Terrible thing to do. 1:11:13 Speaker 5 We've never seen the stadium, so you know. 1:11:17 Speaker 4 Oh my God, every time we go. 1:11:18 Speaker 5 To one of their games we win so like you know at the link when we went to Brazil, you know so hopefully this just keeps that going just so you. 1:11:28 Speaker 4 1:11:28 Speaker 4 Know the the playoffs. 1:11:29 Speaker 5 Obviously we beat them the. 1:11:31 Speaker 4 The listeners would love to hear this cause 'cause you've been a green, you've been a Philadelphia Eagle fan ticket holder and you got pretty good tickets. I mean, I think you're a 40 yard line is that? 1:11:40 Speaker 5 About right, yeah, Between the and you're. 1:11:43 Speaker 4 And and you're not, and you're not up in the upper, you're not in the cheap seats. No, you're, you're. 1:11:46 Speaker 5 No club level seats Club. 1:11:48 Speaker 4 Level seats. So just out of curiosity for everyone that's listening. 1:11:54 Speaker 5 How? 1:11:54 Speaker 4 Much do those set you back, Carlos? I I got to know how much do those set you back for for club level Philadelphia Eagles 40 yard line seats And now and, and just to help everybody out. Carlos does sell a lot of the tickets. So he makes his money back on a lot of the tickets. 1:12:10 But but what is? What is somebody looking at if they want to do something like that? 1:12:14 Speaker 5 You know, we decided to do it because the first year we made the playoffs we were paying like $1500 a ticket to go to game, $800 here or whatever. So we realized if we became ticket holders, you know, we could sell some of them and we really break even. 1:12:29 Like this year we went to all the playoffs and we couldn't go to the last one because it was going to snow here and it actually did. So we came back instead of watching the Commanders, and what it would have cost us if we didn't have season tickets would have been astronomical. So we pay about just under 10 grand a year. 1:12:47 Speaker 2 What's that for? Two tickets? Yeah. Oh, that's not. 1:12:50 The NFL's Push for International Games and Travel Bad. And it's not bad at all. You get. 1:12:52 Speaker 5 What? 9 home games, right? We usually get 8. Like last year, our home game was the game in Brazil. 1:13:01 Speaker 2 Oh God, I guess your tickets don't transfer. 1:13:04 Speaker 3 Your tickets. 1:13:04 Speaker 5 Tickets transfer to Brazil no. 1:13:08 Speaker 3 Yeah, and. 1:13:09 Speaker 5 They're like, oh, don't worry, we're going to comp you 80 bucks a ticket. I'm like, are you insane? That is not even close. We were on fire. My wife was on fire. So we had to buy the tickets to Brazil, but it was a home game. So our opening home game, Oh my God, astronomical dollars that you know, we make every time we sell those. 1:13:28 So losing that was kind of a big deal. 1:13:28 So losing that was kind of a big deal. Every home game we lose or you know, that they don't have at home because of that is. 1:13:37 Speaker 2 You know, you see the. 1:13:38 Speaker 5 Season is awesome. 1:13:40 Speaker 3 Yeah, it. 1:13:40 Speaker 2 Was you see, you see a lot of teams going to like Brazil, Mexico, Ireland, UK and everything. Do we think there's going to be a, are they trying, is the NFL trying to get an NFL team abroad kind of like the Toronto Blue Jays, like we just happened to throw them in there. But oh look, you're here. You're a part of us now, is that? 1:13:56 Speaker 5 Shit, I'm sure the Jags are trying to go to London full time, but you know, how do the Vikings get back-to-back games or the. 1:14:03 Speaker 1 Jags get back. 1:14:04 Speaker 5 To back games and we can't get one. Are you fucking kidding me? So you want? 1:14:08 Speaker 4 You want them. 1:14:10 Speaker 5 I would love an international game. Like if we were playing in Dublin this year, we would have been in Dublin, you know, we really. 1:14:17 Speaker 4 See, I'd be pissed if the Lions were going to London, I'd be pissed. I'd I'd be pissed it was an away. 1:14:21 Speaker 5 Game if it was an away game for us because we wouldn't be playing at home anyway. Wait, what's? 1:14:26 Speaker 2 The difference because y'all are like clearly like thousands of miles away from home. How, how, what was the away versus home matter when you're, you know, in Britain in a fucking beans and toast country, the home. 1:14:35 Speaker 5 Matters because we could either go to the game or sell the tickets. If it's an away game, we don't get tickets anyway. So hey honey, you want to go to Dublin for a week? She's like, fuck yeah, we're going to Dublin and we're going to watch the Eagles kill whoever. You know they're going to play also. 1:14:51 Speaker 2 Your your tickets do transfer if it's a home game. So if you have the tickets, you can go to Brazil and you already have the tickets. 1:14:57 Speaker 5 No no no, if it's a home game you still got to buy them. They just comp you a little bit of money and pretend they're equal but it's really OK. But we don't lose a home game. So let's say we have 9 home games and an away game in Dublin. I can still sell all nine and pay for my trip to Dublin. 1:15:14 Speaker 2 Oh OK, that makes sense to go to. 1:15:15 Speaker 5 Dublin every year, you know, I mean which is this year would love to go to Spain, London, I mean Jesus, that would have been nice so Carlos just. 1:15:25 Speaker 4 Wants to leave the country. Yeah, yeah. 1:15:27 Speaker 2 You gotta go to travel. 1:15:28 Speaker 5 Man, we're always doing something. Yeah, I heard. 1:15:31 Speaker 2 I heard the stabbings are real nice this time of year over there in the UK and Europe area. It's yeah. 1:15:36 Speaker 3 Muslim. 1:15:38 Speaker 4 1:15:38 Speaker 4 Well, Carlos, thank you so much, man. It's been great having you on. And I think we're gonna have you on again. We're gonna call Mossad tomorrow, OK? 1:15:45 Speaker 5 And. 1:15:45 Speaker 4 We, we might have you back on just talk about how that went, 'cause I think Brandon's gonna be, he's gonna be sad. I'm very I'm. 1:15:52 Speaker 2 Very, I'm very, you know, I'm, you know, my, my support's with Israel like for at least for the next 14 days. And we'll see how. We'll see how that all plays out, and then we'll figure it out. You know, keep bombing Gaza. You know, children are starving. That's cool. I understand you got to do what you got to do. But, Carlos, we appreciate it, man. 1:16:07 Thank you. We'll have you back on and we'll see you later. Thanks man all. 1:16:11 Speaker 5 Right. We'll talk to you guys. 1:16:12 Post-Carlos Discussion and Episode Wrap-up See you. 1:16:12 Speaker 4 Brother. All right, bye. He's. 1:16:16 Speaker 2 Trying to figure out how to get out of here. I'm trying to. 1:16:18 Speaker 4 Figure out how to get out of here. You the fuck? 1:16:20 Speaker 5 Out. Yeah. All right. 1:16:22 Speaker 4 It's funny how yeah, we're all I'm, I'm over here playing with my mouse. Like I don't even know what that I don't even know how to exit somebody from the thing. So dude. So that's crazy. I didn't I didn't realize that you you could run a case in South America and they tell you like, hey, just hang out, hang up. 1:16:40 I'm. 1:16:41 Speaker 2 I'm, you know, I'm, I'm glad to finally meet a member of Mossad. That's pretty cool. You know he did. 1:16:45 Speaker 4 Not he did not like it when I asked the question if if ladies of the night wherever offered to him. He did not like that question. Yeah, I don't. 1:16:53 Speaker 2 Think that's the thing that Mossad is supposed to answer, You know, I don't think they like that so. 1:16:57 Speaker 4 You think he's Mossad? I didn't say. 1:16:59 Speaker 2 That you know, I'm part Mossad for 14 days. 1:17:03 Speaker 4 So ask him. Ask him tomorrow. Hey you guys, he has no Carlos we talked to. 1:17:08 Speaker 2 One of your massage agents, you know, he didn't have the funny nose like y'all did. Or the funny hats. Oh my. 1:17:12 Speaker 4 God, Brandon, come on, don't say that. 1:17:14 Speaker 2 Look, they're my people. I can, I can make fun of them, OK? We're, we're on the same page. We're in the same group. You know, I'm in their Telegram now. I get Netanyahu messages about Netanyahu, whatever his name is. Bibi, I love you. I love you, Bibi. 1:17:29 So we're going to do some work together. We're going to get some taxpayer dollars back. I don't know if I'm gonna disperse him. I'll give Chuck some. But besides that, no. It was good. I liked it. I like Carlos. He was good there. What? Did you not hear what I was talking about, though? I was like in the. 1:17:42 Speaker 5 Background. He was. 1:17:43 Speaker 1 Like a. 1:17:43 Speaker 4 Fan in the background he was like a box it was like a box fan but it wasn't there every time we. 1:17:47 Speaker 2 Talk to people, they they have like 10 fans or something and you know what's? 1:17:50 Speaker 4 Weird is I've been doing tryouts with them, so I have them on before the, I have them on before we record and I go, hey, let me hear your audio because if your audio sucks, you're not coming on. And he did his audio and it sounded great and then he came on and I'm like, here we go. 1:18:08 But it wasn't bad. It wasn't terrible. People are still going to bitch about it, but it wasn't bad. 1:18:13 Speaker 2 Well, better than that. He was a good guy, but remember that one rapper guy that I. 1:18:18 Speaker 4 Knew you were going to say the black rapper. I think we had. 1:18:22 Speaker 2 Obviously they're all black for the most part. I didn't have to put black in front of it, but I think we had them on for 20 minutes and we got about two minutes of audio from himself that was about, that was painful to edit. So terrible. Oh my God. And the first time we had what Chris Owens on, he was on the porch and he was as hell and all his phones. 1:18:37 That's why. 1:18:38 Speaker 4 I do tests, that's why I do tests with them now and and so this is the worst we're going to get. I'm I'm still testing you're you're. 1:18:44 Speaker 2 Getting better, You're getting better. So all right, if you listen to a show on our radio, podcast or Spotify. 1:18:50 Speaker 5 Please. 1:18:50 Speaker 2 Leave the five star review and follow be sure to yeah, be sure to do all that for us we got the Patreon down below. We use that for paid advertising for the show and we got a, you know, we use that for Damn, that's scary. And any hookers and prostitutes we come across along the way at the. 1:19:06 Speaker 3 Time. 1:19:06 Speaker 2 Of this recording, We're about to go watch some Monday Night Football. I think we got Chiefs and Jags over the Chiefs get fucked. 1:19:13 Speaker 3 Hard. What the Chuck? Fuck me, Fuck me all. 1:19:17 Speaker 2 Right, Chuck, you got anything before we get on out of here? Hey, I'm. 1:19:19 Speaker 4 Enjoying my new iPhone 16. It's a wonderful thing. And if you guys want Philadelphia Eagles tickets, you now know who to call. Text your boy. I will hook you up with Carlos. He will get you the price. The price is usually pretty right. I'll be honest with you. He's he takes care of my people because he sold a lot of tickets to Chuck's friends. 1:19:39 So if you guys want Philadelphia Eagles tickets in Philadelphia, let me know and we'll hook you up. 1:19:43 Speaker 2 We'll see you tomorrow. We'll talk to Massad. How Shalom brother?