Daily Dose 188- An Arsenal Christmas - The Daily Dose Show
2025-12-08
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:21 Chuck's Anger Over Georgia's Alabama Victory Monday, I say what? It's been a wild, long weekend. It's been a good one for me, I tell you that much. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the Daily Dose Show. Over there is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:29 Speaker 1 I'm still mad at you, so we're going to try to get through this episode without me showing my anger. 0:34 Speaker 2 Why are you mad at me? What? What could I have possibly done to you? 0:37 Speaker 1 Are you serious? I called you before the Georgia, Alabama game and I was being very respectful. And you are you or. 0:44 Speaker 2 Not you said it's time for Alabama with. 0:45 Speaker 1 Football, I dude, you know, I'm not an Alabama fan. I'm just a fan of whoever is going to beat a team that you care about and that's. 0:56 Speaker 2 What? I talked to you right before a very important moment in my life. You know what I'm saying? When you're trying to, you're trying to take all my joy away from it. 1:00 in the morning. It's usually what happens. But you know, because everybody, I mean, 1, you know, that's one of the, I mean, I feel like any Saturday before Christmas, even this coming up, this coming Saturday, December 13th, because we have a Christmas party that we're going to incoming. 1:01 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? You didn't have any joy. I I you texted me in like halftime. You're like, I'm sweating over here. Are you serious? Do you know what sweating is? Sweating's watching your team lose to Ohio State the way I had to watch Michigan lose to Ohio State. That's sweating. You're you're having fun, dude. 1:17 Alabama sucks, OK? They were terrible in that game, so there was no stress. But you don't need to be rude to me. That's all I'm going to say. You, you were very, very rude. Even Megan looked at me and she goes, did Brandon just hang up on you? I said he did and I was not happy. And then I said I was going to, I was going to tell you stuff, but I'm not telling you now. 1:37 So telling. 1:37 Speaker 2 Me stuff. What stuff did you need? Well, OK, you don't want to tell me that's. 1:40 Speaker 1 Fine, I'm not telling you. I'm never going to tell you. You'll never know all the good stuff I had to tell you. 1:43 Speaker 2 OK, All right. That's all right. I guess. So sad. 1:46 Speaker 1 No, but yeah, that was that was one thing I did. I will say it's other than watching Georgia, just # Alabama, it's been a great, it was a great weekend of football, great weekend of football. 1:57 Baseball Kids and iPad Girls: A Generational Shift 1:57 Baseball Kids and iPad Girls: A Generational Shift And we had our first, well, I guess first and last winter workout for baseball, for the baseball team with the new team, the new, the new team, right? So we just had a workout today, right? Boys were out there. It was 40. 2:00 PM five to six days a week at a biscuit shop to survive because unfortunately my mom uncle and father-in-law are all in prison and will be there for probably the next three years. 2:14 It was 47 degrees, 46°. And dude, boy, kids are soft now. Do you remember, like when we like, even when you were a kid, were you soft? Like, did you? It's 46°. I can't, I can't throw a ball, right? Are you serious? 2:29 Like what happened to kids? 2:31 Speaker 2 But say if you're out there playing, you don't get cold. I mean, you're fucking running around and shit. I don't know how you can get cold unless you're just sitting over there on the bench, then you get cold. But if you're out there, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I played soccer, so that was constant running back and forth. So you just, you know, you kept running for the most part. I can see maybe a kid out there in the outfield, but it's kind of like, oh, come on, bitch, what happens if you get drafted to New York and you got to go to the World Series? 2:49 What the fuck are you going to do that and you're gonna go do code I get there with. 2:52 Speaker 1 Exactly dude I had one kid take his sweatshirt off. He was out there in a T-shirt and guess what he wants hidden bombs like a boss and all the other kids were like I'm cool I need my hat. He's over there sleeveless. You know, I'm like, this is this is my spirit animal right here. This is what I was as a kid. 3:08 Like who cares about the cold? So that was a good time. We had a good time there. The other thing, dude. 3:13 Speaker 2 Like, could I take off my pants too? But no, no, no. Better leave those on, Jose. All right, shirts off. OK. 3:18 Speaker 1 It's not Jose. He's not, he's actually not a Jose. He was actually a he was definitely Anglo-Saxon. Is that? 3:25 Speaker 2 Is that what? Oh, it's yeah, it's Roman. 3:28 Speaker 1 Oh, what's What's white? 3:29 Speaker 2 I think that's Roman, right? That's Caucasian. 3:31 Speaker 1 Well, he well, he was called but anyway, so but that was good. So we had a good we that was it done for the season, told the kids happy birthday or not happy birthday, Merry Christmas. That's what we're doing. Merry Christmas and happy New Year. And then we had Sydney's end of season party and dude, this is when I decided we are doomed as a society at this party. 3:51 Do you know what they 12 girls at a party to celebrate their championship season. 3:51 Do you know what they 12 girls at a party to celebrate their championship season. And you know what the biggest activity was that they were doing? 4:00 AM to 4:00 and go get drafted. But I'm saying you just get that muscle memory and you just get the, you know, the comfortability around it. Just growing up in it. I guarantee if you take a 1/5 a kid that's never played football and you have them start at 15 years old and you got another kid that's about, you know, his same athletic ability, but he's been playing since. Or I think the four year old is going to be able to be more coachable Because I mean, that's the biggest problem in sports is kids get a big ego, big head, especially nowadays, depending on the program they go to and they can't be coachable. 4:04 Speaker 2 IPad drawing. 4:06 Speaker 1 They were on their iPads at one point, Megan, Megan, like bumped me and she goes look at that and all the girls were like sitting on the couches on their own device. And I was like. 4:18 Speaker 2 Were they playing together though, or they just all sitting there next to each other? 4:21 Speaker 1 They were just all sitting there next to each other. 4:23 Speaker 2 So they were playing their own games. They weren't like playing the same thing together. 4:26 Speaker 1 No, no. It was pretty disheartening. And then Carter, luckily I took Carter and his buddy. That was probably the smartest thing I ever did because at some point Carter and his buddy were like, hey, do girls want to go outside and play? And the girls were like, and when I heard him say it, I say, hey, everybody, get off, get off your devices. 4:43 Like get off your iPads, get off your phones and go do something. And then next thing I know, they're out in the parking lot of this establishment and they're just running around like crazy people, right? And they're playing like tag in the parking lot. And one of the moms is like, coach, it's so dangerous. 4:58 They shouldn't be out there doing that. And I was like, let them, let them be. And it was fun because you're watching like they're having a little bit of danger in their life. And everything was good until a big rig came in to do a delivery at the back of Publix. 5:00 PM. New ground Brewing, all on the Beltline. It's got to be awesome. We have Danny the Vagabonds out there, the Duncan Brothers Band. 5:00 PM. 5:11 Speaker 2 No. 5:12 Speaker 1 What was that? No, I watched one of the kids as it was running by, they ran up behind it and they slapped the back of it. And I was like, oh God, Like I would have done the same thing at that age. I feel, I feel like, you know, like you're in the parking lot, you're, you're living on the edge. 5:28 You're playing dangerously. That's probably something I would have done too. But as soon as they did it, all the parents just happened to be looking out there because I was like, hey guys, look how much fun the kids are having. 5:40 Speaker 2 They're all the parents they rig on the asses. It's. 5:41 Speaker 1 Bad. I was like, OK, maybe we should rein them in a little bit, but yeah, that was my that was my entire weekend, man. 5:49 Planning for 40 Guests and White Elephant Games I've just been, I've been doing that. I moved, I moved granny's stuff almost all the way out of my garage. So we're almost good for the Christmas party. I'm a I'm a little nervous about this Christmas party dude. Like really nervous. Why? 6:02 Speaker 2 What's What do you think's going to happen? Nothing bad. You did it. 6:06 Speaker 1 So last year we had 28 people in attendance. Do you know what our current status is with RSVPS 40 42? 6:18 Speaker 2 God, don't mind it yet. We're going to be jam packing there. 6:18 Speaker 2 God, don't mind it yet. We're going to be jam packing there. As long as I can watch the game, I don't care where I'm sitting. 6:22 Speaker 1 Well, so now I have to, I have to do 2 white elephants. So we're going to have white Elephant 1, white elephant 2 that way. 6:29 Speaker 2 White elephant is now not what I did last year, where I I. 6:32 Speaker 1 Think you're what you bring? 6:33 Speaker 2 It was. It was a framed picture of Tim with the with the dollar bill cut out and had his face in it. 6:39 Speaker 1 What a crappy gift it. 6:40 Speaker 2 Was priceless. I thought that's what you're supposed to do to white elephant. What am I thinking of? 6:45 Speaker 1 You know, some there's a not dirty Santa. I I think there there there probably are white elephants that are for gag gifts. This one is for a, you know, something unique, something cool. Like I put together. AI probably shouldn't tell you because you'll know, but I put together like a package, you know, like like if you were, let's say I wanted to get you like a like a gambling package. 7:00. 7:06 I'll buy you like a deck of cards, bottle of booze, I don't know, some sunglasses, a cigar, you know, like whatever. 7:14 Speaker 2 Yeah. 7:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, you know, just something like, you know, sticky but it but it's cool. Like at least somebody, maybe somebody wants it. But yeah, so we're going to do that. We're going to do 2 white elephants and and I'm really, really worried. Dude. How many people do you think Manny's bringing to this party? 7:27 Speaker 2 Oh, he's going to probably bring probably like half his office. More likely he'll probably bring Robert and then Big B and her husband and then we got the some listeners and then we got the the voicemail winner. Whenever we get to them. You're going to be packed out, man. 7:42 We're feel like I'm end up sleeping on the floor in the garage with the rabbits. 7:46 Speaker 1 Well, no, I think. I don't think so, Tara. Tara actually said she's going to give you the bed, but but when I was thinking, I was like, I was like, but I don't want I don't want Brandon sleeping on the couch again. So I was thinking about putting you in the room with Tara but on a like a blow up mattress. Is that weird? 8:00 Speaker 2 Couch why you and the old Co host are so weird about people sleeping on the couch and she's like they're not for sniping they're for sitting on. 8:06 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? I don't. I don't. I've never yelled at you for sleeping on my couch. What are you? 8:10 Speaker 2 Complaining about it now you don't want me sleeping on the couch. 8:13 Speaker 1 Because I feel bad. I feel like you should have a room and you should have a nice cozy place to sleep, but I just don't want it to be weird with you and Tara if you're sleeping in the same room. 8:22 Speaker 2 I'd prefer the couch just because there's a little more air flow out there in that room and it's not as hot, you know? And I got the Christmas tree right there to keep me company in case I get scared at night. 8:29 Speaker 1 You think it's going to be hot in December? 8:32 Speaker 2 I I'm not a hot sleeper man. I've been sleeping with the window open now. 8:34 Speaker 1 Would it would it be weird if you and like, would you, would you ever share a bed with a female that you are completely like just what's that word I'm looking for? Oh, platonic, platonic. Would you? Would you ever share a bed with a woman if you were platonic? 8:51 Speaker 2 No, I don't think so, because then it's going to get weird if I roll over and I got a boner. I got like boners, not the entire thing. 8:56 Speaker 1 For the most part, I. 8:57 Speaker 2 Just start poking you in the leg or the, you know, the back and like, oh. 9:00 Speaker 1 That's weird, Tara. Tara's trying to sleep and you're like, no, no, it's cool, man. We're platonic. It's cool. It's cool. We're hey, would you mind? Would you mind putting your hand right here? We're platonic. I mean, it's cool. We're platonic. And she's like, OK, we're platonic. 9:14 Speaker 2 No, I think it'd be fun though. It's going to be wild. It's what time do you normally wrap it up? I can't even remember last time. I mean, the games usually end at what, 12? 9:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, so you guys, the kids, you usually get my kids using vulgarities around 9:42 I feel like the cops are out really, really hard. Like they start, they start, they, they just know Friday and Saturday nights like we're getting everybody. So what typically happens is you have people that come to this party that go, OK, like our drop dead time is 10/10/30, whatever. And then like, like they're leaving, like no matter what, they are leaving at 10:00 or 10:02 And then then you have some people that are like, Hey, I'm going to drink my face off and I'm going to leave by Uber or whatever. And you're going to have those people. What you're going to see. I mean, last last year, we had probably two or three couples left before the white elephant because they got so hammered. Like they just got hammered by 10:18 And it's like, what is going on? And then you have. Then you have. What's that? 10:23 Speaker 2 Where did everybody fucking park last time was that I'm trying to think of I don't remember. 10:26 Speaker 1 Anymore, that's the other problem, right? Because we were talking about parking and Megan's like, OK, we're, we're parking Brandon's truck at the pool, like at the, at the community pool. And we're going to have you, Tara, all you guys that are staying late or stay in the night, you guys are going to be parking at the pool because that's, I can just drop your car off and come here. 10:30 because they don't want to get caught in that. 10:44 And then we got the whole street. I mean, the street parking's fine. We can park all the way down. I'm going to have my driveway empty. I'll put my cars at the pool as well. But dude, the parking's going to be ridiculous. I think you're 2 to 42 people. That's a lot of it's. 10:56 Speaker 2 Going to be at least like 20 cars at least. 10:59 Speaker 1 At least and and I mean and everybody's you know, and you have those different types of people, but I know like with what we do, you know, because we play games. And if you guys, dude, if you've ever had been to a Christmas party, have you ever been to a Christmas party like mine? And you be honest, you haven't, right? Where you play games and you win gifts. 11:13 Speaker 2 I don't, I don't go to any Christmas parties. You know, here's the only one I go to because I'm not a big holiday person. But I'm like, I'll go up there and see Chuck get my flamethrower and talk to some people. 11:21 Speaker 1 OK, well, that's weird. But so, so the reason we do that is because we went to a a Christmas party that was hosted by a South African friend. And I'd never done this before where we get there and they're like sign in sheets everywhere. And, and, and I'm like, what is this? Like, oh, we play games and you win prizes and you have gifts that you can choose from under the tree. 11:39 And I'm like, what? And so for four hours straight, you're just gaming, dude. You're like, we play the family feud. We got musical chairs, we got the gift wrapping games, we got flip cup, we got all this stuff we do. And it's so much fun because what I changed and I added in my little gimmick was there's some good prizes in there. 11:56 Like there's Amazon gift cards. There's some cool stuff in there, but then I also will wrap up a potato, you know? 12:00 to 12:02 Speaker 2 Yeah, get all potatoes. Walking around eating raw. Get all the raw potatoes. 12:06 Speaker 1 But no, it'll be fun. It'll be fun, But just plan on a long night. And I promise you, Carter, at 12:17 Speaker 2 Can hear the bad. 12:18 Speaker 1 Words and he can come down and he can, you know, hang out with Uncle Brandon and, you know, learn about the ways of man. 12:24 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'll teach him about about the N word this time around, but are there 2? 12:30, one o'clock, he'll make his way down. That's when we release him and we unlock his room. You know we take the chains off we. 12:30 A 7-Year-Old's Potty Mouth and Divine Intervention No, dude, no. We, one of our neighbors, her kids been coming up for two days straight. It's the weirdest thing. He's he's 7, he's 7 and he comes up last night and he's like, hey, Mr. Chuck, you know what I really need for Christmas is some Nikes. Like what? 12:46 Speaker 2 He's like. 12:47 Speaker 1 He's like, can you get me some Nikes? 12:47 Speaker 1 He's like, can you get me some Nikes? I need some Nikes. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to get him $40 Nikes. You know, I felt bad, like maybe the parents don't care. So I texted his mom and she's like Santa's bringing him Nikes and this and that. Well, anyway, today he he came up again and I said, hey man, I can go to the storage unit. Do you want to ride with me and Sydney and Carter and I'll get you guys all Frosties? 13:07 Speaker 2 Like hop in my car. 13:09 Speaker 1 He's our friends. He's our friend's kid that lives down there. Well, you know, the, the single mom, the one that you're trying to talk to. No, I. 13:17 Speaker 2 Don't I Don't. Oh, Mexican lady, Hispanic. She Hispanic is really tan. 13:22 Speaker 1 I think she's really, she's really tan. 13:24 Speaker 2 Oh OK, that's just hair. 13:25 Speaker 1 No, she's not Hispanic, but she'll be here. But anyway, so I take him up there and he says balls, like a lot. He's just, he's just cast it like he's like, that's balls. That's balls. And I'm like, dude, stop saying balls. That's a bad word. And he goes, that's not the B word. Oh my God. 13:41 Speaker 2 You. 13:41 Speaker 1 Want what? Yeah, dude, I was like, I was like, that is AB word and don't say balls. So finally I called his mom and I was like, hey, you know, I'm talking. I got so and so here I'm like, you know, he's saying he's saying balls a lot. Is he allowed to do that? I don't think it's going to scare the kid. She goes, Oh my God, when he rages out, it's it's way worse. 13:59 And I'm like, what at 7? Like this kid's got a potty mouth so. 14:04 Speaker 2 Probably. Probably ain't got a dad, does he? 14:07 Speaker 1 Wow that so his his dad passed. Oh damn that sucks but but you could fill that void. Fuck no. What? I'm. 14:14 Speaker 2 Going to make it even worse. 14:16 Speaker 1 You could. At least you could. Yeah, I know, right? He's like. 14:18 Speaker 2 All the other words. 14:20 Speaker 1 He's like, he's like, you want to hear this word? Or my, my dad taught me. 14:20 Speaker 1 He's like, he's like, you want to hear this word? Or my, my dad taught me. I'm like what? Hell but hell. 14:28 Speaker 2 That's pretty funny, though. So yeah, my weekend pretty much just consisted of I was sitting there, I watched James Madison win, I guess against what do they play? Boston College that night, on Friday night, they're. 14:38 Speaker 1 In the College Playoff now. 14:40 Speaker 2 Well, I was getting to that. I was going to say, I was sitting there, they were talking about it. They're ranked 25th before they went into that game. And they're like, well, there's a good turn if they get in the playoffs. Like there ain't no fucking way in hell James Madison is getting in the playoffs and here they are. They're taking the last fucking spot. But I watched them that night. Like I said, watch the Georgia game. 14:55 Alabama, I was sweating the entire time. When they got that, that touchdown in the fourth quarter, my heart started fluttering. I'm like, Oh my God, Oh my God, something bad's about to happen. They're about to flip it on us or something like that. I woke up this morning, I couldn't believe it. That's their second worst loss since Saban got hired in 2007. I'm like, oh wow, because that's what I was saying is like, we never had a Georgia, Alabama game worth a blowout like that. 15:13 It's always A1 score game. But they just ended up dominating. That made me feel real good. And then Ohio State and Indiana later on that night and Duke and Virginia, Duke wins in overtime, which is absolutely insane, fucks everything else up. And then you got Indiana, Ohio State. 15:28 That was a dead even game down to like time possession, how each quarterback played, everything like that. I mean, it was even as a mother fucker. And then obviously, we all know they missed the Ohio State missed a field goal. Again, they do that in big pressure situations. But the most ironic thing was, so when they did it against Georgia, remember there was that that guy that had the John 316 sign up to the to the left of the goal post and the ball followed it and it went right in front of the John's 316 sign and people were talking about it. 15:55 Well, this kick that he missed, John's 316 was right there in the middle of the goal posts. I saw it was same exact sign, same green sign, same writing and everything on it. I'm like, maybe that was a Ohio State fan because they wanted them to make it. You know what I'm saying? Like you wouldn't sit there in the middle if you want, if you were a Indiana fans, you'd want it to follow the sign. 16:12 So I was like, oh, that's a little interesting. I don't know if anybody else saw that or not. 16:16 Speaker 1 What's the weirdest? Like did you see like some type of pundit talk about this or did you like identify this all on your own? 16:22 Speaker 2 I identified all on my own. I'm I'm ground breaking on this right here. It is true. You have a look at it right there in the middle. It says John 316. And when they lost last time to a kick, there was another John 316 sign out there. So I'm like, oh. 16:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, but do you? So do you think and, and this is I, I, I have my opinion on this, do you think God cares about the outcome of games? 16:45 Speaker 2 Yeah, I think he kind of like checks all the people in the States and just like, let's see what people from Ohio State's been like this year or Ohio's been like this year. They've been good. Or no, not even. 16:53 Speaker 1 Santa Claus. 16:54 Speaker 2 I used to think that as a kid I thought Santa Claus and God passed notes back and forth about who was good and who was bad. I was like, no, 'cause they, they can work together on that and really narrow it down to the good people and the bad people. But no, I think God might hate Ohio State. I don't know. 17:08 Speaker 1 One of my, one of my friends, he, he put something on Facebook about how you know, it, it's interesting when you watch all these games and you have all these Georgia residents or Georgia fans that are praying to God, like, you know, please God let my team win. As though Alabama doesn't have the exact same situation with fans praying to God, please let my team win. 17:31 And I never really thought of it that way. Like, even when, you know, at any level, you know, whether I'm coaching or whether I'm watching my team all the way from, you know, college to professional, I'm totally guilty of that, dude. Totally guilty. Like I'll be watching the Lions. Like, I remember the Lions against the 49ers. 17:48 Oh my God, please let them win. Why? Why? Why do people pray about games? 17:52 Speaker 2 It's like, it's like voting, you know, like you got to make your vote count. You know, you got to go. You got to cast your prayer for your team. And you can't bitch about your team losing if you didn't pray to God. So God's looking at it like, all right, we got, you know, 80 million Alabama fans that said that prayed for, you know, half of them were insincere. Then we got 97 Georgia fans, 97,000,000 Georgia fans that prayed for us. 18:11 Only about 5 million were insincere. So we're going to get the game Georgia. So I guess Georgia fans did a lot more praying this go around and a lot more preparation. 18:18 Speaker 1 So you think you think it's all about like vote, cast, casting your vote. It doesn't. 18:22 Speaker 2 Make sense, right? 18:23 Speaker 1 Do you think when people like you pray, God deducts points from Georgia because of who was doing it? 18:30 Speaker 2 No, I think he's probably more like, all right, you know, this guy's been pretty good lately. We'll we'll give him a win. 18:35 Speaker 1 You don't think God goes? Really, Brandon? Now you want to talk to me, you heathen? 18:39 Speaker 2 I talk a lot of the time I don't say anything bad about God, normally not. I mean the real God. I would say things, bad things about the other fake gods out there like Muhammad and all those, you know, Yahweh. 18:48 Speaker 1 Yeah, but you. But you know, there's one of the things that you can't have hate in your heart. I think you have a lot of hate in your heart. 18:54 Speaker 2 No, I think it's just more identification of stereotypes. 18:54 Speaker 2 No, I think it's just more identification of stereotypes. It's just problem solving more. It's just more a pattern recognition is what I have in my heart. 19:04 Speaker 1 Somebody with a lot of hate in their heart would say that. I'm just saying. 19:07 Speaker 2 I don't. I don't hate anybody. 19:08 Speaker 1 We're getting, we're getting close to Christmas. You got to be really, really sweet for the next three weeks. That's your. 19:13 Speaker 2 Goal. I try. You know, I ain't been attacking the Jews lately a whole lot. I've been backing off on them and you. 19:18 Speaker 1 Know I don't know why it's uncomfortable to me just when you say the word like the way you say it is just dirty. 19:24 Speaker 2 Japs and Jews that could be. 19:25 Speaker 1 A See. See, that's dirty. To me, that was just dirty. 19:29 Speaker 2 You could have, oh, Japs and Jews. You could have like hibachi on like bagels with hummus. Disgusting. 19:33 Speaker 1 But. 19:34 Speaker 2 Sure someone would fucking eat it A Jewish chap No, I've never heard of that. But yeah. 19:38 James Madison and Tulane Crash the College Football Playoffs So I'm gonna pull out we'll just look look over this real quick This is just the the playoff bracket. They do have it finished. I'm surprised it came out pretty quick with it. I'm pretty sure they're having a headache. But so obviously we got the top four teams, Indiana 1, Ohio State 2, Georgia 3, Texas Tech, which I mean, Indiana and Texas Tech being in the top 4 just blows my mind. 19:57 And then we've got first round, we got James Madison. I cannot fucking believe they got in somehow. Like, what the fuck? How are these? How are these guys in against Oregon and they got Alabama against Oklahoma Somehow Alabama's in this motherfucker with three losses. I guess because they were in the championship game, they didn't want to, you know, punish them for losing that game. 20:15 Even though they lost pretty bad. They lost. Pretty bad to Oklahoma too, so we'll see how that game goes. And then you got fucking Tulane. How's Tulane in here? What the fuck are they doing playing Ole Miss? And then we got to play Georgia has to play the winner of that. And then you got Miami at Texas A&M, Texas A and MI think. 20:32 I mean, really the only teams that are confusing to me are James Madison and Tulane. I feel like Oregon and Ole Miss are going to have a pretty easy chance with that one. But I mean, what? What do you see when you look at this bracket? Anything that's like holy shit what the fuck? 20:43 Speaker 1 All right, so let me let me match up JMU again against somebody and you tell me who wins. You ready JMU in Texas? 20:51 Speaker 2 Texas. 20:54 Speaker 1 JMU and Georgia Tech. 20:58 Speaker 2 Probably JMU. 20:59 Speaker 1 Really dude, Georgia Tech was a Hail Mary away from beating Georgia. 21:07 Speaker 2 Yeah, but they haven't won in nine seasons, so. 21:09 Speaker 1 All right. OK, OK, JMU and oh, I know I don't want to know the answer to this, but Michigan. Oh, that. 21:18 Speaker 2 'D be a close one. That'd probably be a battle to the death right there. Battle of the ages, I think. I don't know. I mean, I don't want a lot of JMJMU, but I mean, I watched them the other day and I mean, they weren't like impressive or anything like that. So I mean, they might prove me wrong. They're playing Oregon, so we'll see what the fuck happens with them. I don't. 21:32 Speaker 1 Know, I think, I think not having Texas take that 12 spot is ridiculous. Yeah. 21:39 Speaker 2 Yeah, we definitely have over JMU for sure. I mean, they're just what the fuck? 21:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, JMU has no right being there, but neither does Tulane. But whatever. I mean, it is what I mean. Look, dude, I don't know if anybody saw this Duke won this weekend and, and, and who's in their division that made the top 12? Miami. 21:59 Interesting, right? How do you not even win that or that that conference, but you're in the playoff like the playoffs are stupid. I I they're gone next year, the playoffs will not, I'm sorry, not the playoffs. The the championships will not be a thing next year. 22:15 They're gone. 22:16 Speaker 2 I mean, I think they probably still will be. I mean, obviously SEC is going to keep theirs. Big 10 will keep their. 22:21 Speaker 1 SEC is the biggest proponent to get rid of them. I mean you're getting punished for you have to play an extra game. It's punishment and then you got these play offs. 22:28 Speaker 2 Clearly not punishment, because Alabama's in. 22:29 Speaker 1 Well, this year I, I just, I think it's stupid. I think the whole thing's stupid. Just keep the play offs the way it is. I think they should do it with conferences completely and just have the College Football Playoff. It is what it is because you're going to have a lot of these teams that are refusing to play out of conference games. Alabama's already done that. 22:45 Alabama's not playing those hard games anymore outside of the SEC because they got 2 losses because of it. 22:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I mean, it's, I mean, they got what, one loss to S in SEC one? 22:52 Speaker 2 Yeah, well, I mean, it's, I mean, they got what, one loss to S in SEC one? Well, they got 2 SEC losses and they got 1 outside. I mean, the FSU game, well, I mean, it's the first game of the season. I mean, it's obviously they look fucking terrible, but they did. They are a lot better than they were in the first game of the season for sure. I think they peaked around like week 9 and now they're just kind of falling back off. 23:11 Speaker 1 Simpsons rough dude. I don't think he's that good. 23:13 Speaker 2 Yeah, no, dude, he looked, he looked bad, but and then the only other thing I got, I think Indiana did. You see, when it was the first play of the game, Mendoza got hurt and the backup quarterback is his younger brother and he wears #16. 23:25 Speaker 1 Did you did you see his post game speech? 23:27 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, he's like about to have a heart attack or die or something like that. I don't know. Are they Mormon there or something? What's a, what's a Hoosier like? He didn't say any cuss words. 23:33 Speaker 1 Or anything. Oh my God, dude, you're the second person that's asked me that today. That's and he's so weird. I think it's a shoe. 23:41 Speaker 2 I don't know what a Hoosier is, but it's. 23:43 Speaker 1 I don't know either, I told, I told Megan it was a shoe. I I I saw the movie Hoosiers with Gene Hackman and it was awesome. 23:50 Speaker 2 Oh, it's just a fucking native or inhabitant of Indiana, so they're just themselves. 23:54 Speaker 1 23:54 Speaker 1 OK, but why are they called Hoosiers? 23:57 Speaker 2 I don't fucking know what are the meaning behind Hoosier? Let's see that's. 24:00 Speaker 1 Stupid. 24:01 Speaker 2 A nickname for a native, a resident in Indiana, a term that emerged in the 1830s and represents friendliness, hard work and a connection to the state's frontier history. It came from people saying, like, who's here? I don't fucking know. 24:14 Speaker 1 Hoosier Frontier, Frontier. You don't. Nobody thinks of Indiana when they think of the. 24:19 Speaker 2 Frontier. I don't think of Indiana at all. 24:22 Speaker 1 I know that's a stupid state. That's not the worst. 24:26 Speaker 2 All right, well, that's College Football Playoff and I have, we got like 3 weeks for Georgia plays or two weeks, I guess 21 days, something like that. I don't know, but it's kind of good, kind of good kind of bad. 24:38 YouTube Monetization, Voicemail Contest, and Mexico Trip I guess not playing for two weeks. It's kind of, you know, going to be a little out of the game, but a little rusty maybe. But we got time to get people healthy, so that'd be good. That'd be fun. All right, if you listen to us, you're on iHeartRadio. Have a podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose the five star review and to follow up. 24:53 We see you doing it all the time. We really appreciate it. 24:53 We see you doing it all the time. We really appreciate it. I see you are doing your homework too, and that homework is you're going over to the Clueless 2 YouTube channel. We're uploading all the episodes, the long form content on there. 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Be sure to put that on your calendar and we'll see you out there. We'll go ahead and listen to our voicemail for today. 26:46 Listener Voicemail: Nana's Hardship and a Cross-Dressing Brother Hey, Daily Dose Show. 26:47 Speaker 4 This is Corey calling in again. Just wanted to clear clarify just a little bit. So you're right, my Nana does make about 400 to $500 on one pay period. Oh this the guy that had the grandma? 27:01 Speaker 2 Does at the bacon shop. OK, so we. 27:05 Speaker 4 My brother is in fact gay. So Chuck, don't be hating on the gays. Chuck, wait. 27:12 Speaker 2 Why did we think his brother was gay? What happened? I can't remember. 27:12 Speaker 2 Why did we think his brother was gay? What happened? I can't remember. I don't know. I think you said. 27:16 Speaker 1 He's gay. I'm I'm not the hater. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a ally. Brandon's the hater. Chuck's like a fucking double. 27:22 Speaker 2 Agent is what he is over there. He tells you an ally stuff. He stands behind and kills curtains. Man oh man. Or something else. Your brother's gay. 27:29 Speaker 1 What's his name? What's his address? I'll write that down and I'll give it to Brandon. I'll send it to the KKK. 27:34 Speaker 2 Oh, good. OK, no he won't. 27:35 Speaker 1 Stop. 27:38 Speaker 3 Yeah, man. 27:40 Speaker 4 It's been tough. I'm really glad that you liked my first interview. I did absolutely make note on it. That's why I'm kind of speaking right now, because I'm just kind of doing it on the fly in my van, driving. Real honest man, just whatever comes to. 27:55 Speaker 2 His head, he just spits out it like that. He's just giving us this flow by play. What's going on in his head? 28:00 Speaker 4 Yeah, it'd be awesome to be able to come to the event and I look forward to hearing from you. Fuck it, we'll. 28:09 Speaker 2 Just invite everybody. We'll have another 20 people. We'll be we'll try to get the truck's house packed to 100. Mother fuckers. That'd be crazy. You know what? You know what's funny is. 28:17 Speaker 1 I I had a guy that I was in the military with and I yeah, I'm dropping a name here because I don't care, because this dude's awesome. His name's Brian Sneed. No, hold on, hold on. But I remember when he first started with OSI, he'd answer the phone and he'd go AFOSI Brian Sneed And that was his, that was his voice, right? 28:36 And, and, and it used to make me so happy just to like, 'cause I'd be sitting in the office with him. He'd be like AFOSI Brian Sneed, right? And, and this dude reminds me of Brian so much like just his voice. So I kind of want him to win just so I can be like, dude, say OFSI Brian Snade, you know, and because he's got like that cool southern accent with a little bit of a high pitched voice. 28:56 His brother's gay. I I dig it. But I also have to say Brandon in Full disclosure, I don't remember his his grandma's story. Was she was she baking biscuits? Yeah, she was the sorry. What the heck? 29:09 Speaker 2 Was that I? 29:09 Speaker 1 Dropped my sharpie. 29:12 Speaker 2 Yeah, he he was, he was. She was cooking biscuits, I believe. And something happened and she couldn't do something. I probably have it somewhere around here. Dude, We're gonna have to. 29:21 Speaker 1 Manny's gonna have to listen to all these to choose one. That's brutal. 29:26 Speaker 2 Brutal. Yeah, that's do we send do we do we just send all these to Manny and just say like, hey, pick one. I think we have him on the. 29:33 Speaker 1 Show me and you narrow it down to 3 or 4 and then we play them all three and then let him choose. What's the Daily Dose show? 29:40 Speaker 4 This is Corey here to submit my charity case. I already tried once and I got tongue tied so I just decided to restart. Well, such an honest man. So my Nana a few years back was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. She's managing. 29:53 Speaker 1 Had a couple trips to the hospital. 29:55 Speaker 4 29:55 Speaker 4 As of late and it's she's doing OK but this woman is 63 years old works four 30:15 I can't help her and it kills me because I barely make week to week. I work construction on 1099 so no health insurance I. 30:24 Speaker 3 Also suffer from dental. 30:25 Speaker 4 Pain where I chug goody powder daily go like probably about four packs a day which I think the recommended is like 2500. I also proposed to the level of my life last year and would like to get my fiance a gift. Maybe a charm or a bracelet or something. 30:44 Speaker 3 I got my 6 year old a few. 30:46 Speaker 4 Gifts last year. I don't really get to see him much, so I'd really like to get him something that's worth memory, you know, remembering this year. 30:55 Speaker 3 I got. 30:56 Speaker 4 Stage 3 faking out his cancer and it is needed. Anything for the show to go on. Where's the brother at? 31:03 Speaker 2 I'd love to, you know. 31:04 Speaker 4 Probably give my gay brother a gift. Even though he walks around on hills sometimes, he's still family. You know, I could get him a wig because he dresses up in drag. Oh, so he told us he was gay. 31:14 Speaker 2 Already we weren't speculating he was gay. I was waiting to see but but you said. 31:18 Speaker 1 You said when we listened to the first time, you said you think it was like he was joking and he's saying like no like for real. My brother is gay, which now I have to believe. His brother's also a crossdresser, which is even better. Maybe he brings a brother as his plus one to the party. That'd be hilarious. Oh God, I'm sounding on the. 31:33 Speaker 2 Other side I'd be like, Oh my God, what? You wouldn't hang out with him. 31:36 Speaker 1 Give him a hug. Cross dressing. 31:39 Speaker 2 Gay. I'd rather not. No, you're not going to catch anything. 31:41 Speaker 1 Brandon, I could aids you. 31:43 Speaker 2 Know they still that's where they first they first found them OK stop. 31:49 Speaker 3 You can't, you know. 31:51 Speaker 1 What? You're so back in 1980, All right, That, you know, that's why Magic Johnson has stopped playing in the NBA. You can't catch AIDS from touching someone. Oh, that. 32:00 Speaker 2 Way, that way that way, that way. 32:01 Speaker 1 You touch him with your Wiener or he. 32:03 Speaker 2 Touches you with his and it's game over man. Are you going to hug that way? 32:03 Speaker 2 Touches you with his and it's game over man. Are you going to hug that way? Hey, hold on. 32:07 Speaker 1 Let me see that bad boy I mentioned. You ain't got no holes. 32:10 Speaker 2 Cutting your pants down there. Let me see what you want today. You keep that thing in there. Little, little AIDS monster. AIDS snake. 32:19 Why the Military Removes Everyone's Wisdom Teeth You know, it's funny, he was talking about dental pain and I've started one of my wisdom teeth up here on this side top. It started pushing through more and sometimes it, it hurts a little bit up there, but I'm thinking, you know, they always tell you got to get your wisdom teeth removed when they start hurting, But I think they're, I think they might give me like more wisdom or something. 32:38 I'm thinking I'm just pushed through the pain and then I just keep them, you know, 'cause once they're grown in, they're good to go, right? Once it cuts through the gum, you're fine. I don't really even understand why they're. 32:46 Speaker 1 Called wisdom teeth. I think it's when you get older that's why they. 32:49 Speaker 2 Call it that. Oh, because you're older when you. 32:51 Speaker 1 Get them or you're older and wiser. I. 32:53 Speaker 2 Mean it just happened when you were a kid so you know what's funny is when you join the. 32:55 Speaker 1 Military, you get to your first base and you go in for your first dental appointment and the first thing they say to you is, hey, we need to remove all your wisdom teeth. And like, I didn't have any issues with mine. I didn't know what, I didn't even know what wisdom teeth were. And I remember going like, why do they need you to remove all my wisdom teeth? 33:11 So years later, I retired in the military 23 years and I, it took me 15 or 20 years and I finally, I was talking to this dental assistant at Rammstein Air Base in Germany. I said, Hey, why do you guys remove everybody's wisdom teeth? And they're like, oh, that's easy practice. 33:26 I'm like, what? So that's what they do when you get in and they're like, all right, new recruit and like, hey, Brandon, how many times you've removed wisdom teeth? You're like, never, Sir, like, all right, knock this guy out, man. Go to town. And that's what they do. And they give you a little baggie with all your wisdom teeth in it and they just send you home all high on whatever they give you to knock you out. 33:44 And I was like, so you guys only remove wisdom teeth for and they're like, well, it's also just preventative because I guess wisdom teeth can be a problem the older you get if you keep them. So you need to get yours removed. And dude, if you do it, I'll totally go with you and I'll let you go to freaking my my boy freaking from the hangover. 34:01 No, from the guy from the hangover. What's his name? I don't know. I'm not driving all the way. 34:04 Speaker 2 Up there to go, I'll do I. 34:06 Speaker 1 Remove. I'll get wisdom teeth. What's his name? Oh, Chow. 34:10 Speaker 2 Chow. 34:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, you can go to chow, man. He's awesome. He's like 100 bucks. I think I'm gonna keep him, man. I think there's. 34:15 Speaker 2 Something in there that that I need, you know, that the dentist want to take him away from me and just use him for something else. They're probably they're probably like a dentist out there that's got like fucking 200 teeth in his mouth. He's just like in the fucking teeth. Dentist Steve Foster. I don't fucking know. But all right, we're going to get into That's Your Daily News. 34:56 Mom Signs Son to Tennessee Against His Will college football theme here, you probably heard about this, but four-star quarterback Legend Bay signed with Tennessee, but it was against his will as he wanted to join Ohio State. So essentially what happened here? This guy is in high school still. I guess he's going to be graduating in May. 35:12 He he turns 18 Christmas Eve. But his mother and his brother wanted him to go to Tennessee. So she drove like 12 hours to Tennessee, went there with Josh Huppole, I guess an athletic director, and she had to sign his name anyway for him because he couldn't because he was under 18. 35:27 So instead of going to Ohio State and signing him there, she went over and signed him at Tennessee. Now, of course, people can people flip all the time. So everyone's taking as soon as as soon as he turns 18, he's just going to go flip to Ohio State. But what I'm thinking is, you know, you see this sometimes you'll see like a a player get drafted or select the school and the family members are like, Oh, you kidding me that I wanted you to go to this school. 35:49 I wanted you to go to that school, which I think is always very selfish. Like this is not you. All right, let the kid go where he wants to go. But how mad would you be at like your mother and your brother if they undermined you, went to a completely different school, completely different area, completely different division and signed you up for Tennessee. 36:05 And I'm also thinking Tennessee seems a little shady for doing this. Like why would Josh people not like where's your son at? Like he couldn't make it. I'm just going to sign him over to you right here. I definitely shady. 36:15 Speaker 1 On Tennessee's part, but I'll also say this, this isn't a real problem. You know what I mean? Like I look at these athletes that are like, I'm so stressed out. I don't know who to go play for, Georgia or Alabama. Like dude, shut up. That's your problem. You don't know. That's like getting drafted in the NFL and they go, oh, I got drafted by the Cleveland Browns. 36:35 Or when freaking Eli Manning got drafted by the Chargers and refused to play until he got traded to the Giants. Like are you serious? Like these are the problems you have. So the dude's already a douche. I don't like him. Whatever. He's 17. 36:50 I know I shouldn't say that about a 17 year old, but dude, come on, come on, play. 36:50 I know I shouldn't say that about a 17 year old, but dude, come on, come on, play. Play for Tennessee. Play. Play for freaking Tulane, all right? They're an 11 team. They're in the playoffs. Play for JMU. OK, You're going to be OK, idiot. Yeah. No, I'm just thinking of just. 37:01 Speaker 2 Like the the antitrust, like going on there. Like, I don't know, can he sue his mother for that? I'm guessing not because he's underage, but I would be absolutely livid. Like, I've been working at this forever. More likely, they're probably, you know, forever, Forever, Brandon. 37:14 Speaker 1 Well, since he's probably about four years. 37:15 Speaker 2 Old, so he's been at it for probably about 13 years I would imagine. 37:19 Speaker 1 So we start playing peewee. You start. 37:20 Speaker 2 Playing literally, you're not. You're not working at it. 37:22 Speaker 1 Till you're like what, 1516 maybe is when you're like, OK, I got to really focus now. I can actually do this. I mean, you don't know anything when you're 4. You don't know how good you are until you're 14 or 15 years old. I'm not saying you're going to be a fucking star. 37:34 Speaker 2 37:34 Speaker 2 At 37:59 They're like, man, fuck that. I've been doing this, I've been doing that. I know how to do it. So I think when you start later, they're like 15. I mean, you know how a 15 year old's attitude is. But if you start training them from four years old up about discipline and training and you know, just routine and everything and how to be coachable and accept criticism, I think that's that's great. 38:16 I think you're going to have a better step ahead, dude. I think. I think. 38:19 Speaker 1 You're completely opposite on that. I think the most coachable kids are the ones that don't know how good they are and they haven't been doing it since they were 4 year old, four years old with their dad screaming at them the entire time. I remember running track when I was in Michigan and I, I'd never ran track before I was in 9th grade and I was like, OK, I'm going to run track because my coach for my football coach said, hey, you got to stay in shape. 38:39 And there was this kid, dude, Mickey McDowell, He was the fastest freaking kid I've ever seen in my life. He was like in 9th grade running 11 flat or 10800 meter dash. This dude was a psychopath. He was playing quarterback on the team. Dude was a stud. 38:55 And guess what? When he was a senior, he was wearing knee braces on both knees, couldn't run under 12 seconds. His dad was always coaching him so hard and he was one of the best athletes I ever saw. But by the time he was a, you know, 1718 years old, he was done. 39:10 And you know, kids like me, I'm out there going, what do I do? I've never ran track. I don't know what I'm doing. I started in 9th grade. And you know, you, you, you get better and better and better because you're coachable. So I think this kid if if he let that happen, he probably has not been playing since he was four years old. 39:27 And for his mom to go do that, she was probably like, oh, I know what's best. Remember the Michael Jordan story? Haven't you? You heard the Michael Jordan story, right? Yeah. His mom where he made the. 39:34 Speaker 2 That was with the shoe deal, that wasn't with the fucking team, you know, that wasn't when negotiating his contract. I'm sure, I'm sure misses. 39:40 Speaker 1 Jordan had a lot to say about where he played and what he did. Yeah, but I mean he. 39:45 Speaker 2 He agreed to it. Also, she didn't go behind his back and be like, no, you're going to this school instead. Because by the time he got in the pros, I mean, she's not, you know, she doesn't have any control over him. But like, it was, are you saying? So would you say Tiger Woods would still be as good as he is if he didn't start playing until he was 15? 40:00 Speaker 3 Nah, I guess golf's a little. 40:01 Speaker 1 Different GG's tough dude. Oh, OK. 40:05 Speaker 2 Hey, come here, I got something for you. 40:06 Speaker 1 I got something for you. What does that do? 40:08 Speaker 2 Come here. Who is it? Carter, Come here. 40:11 Speaker 1 Say the say the bad word you've been saying all day, Balls. What's up, ball boy? 40:16 Speaker 2 Say it again, balls. 40:18 Speaker 1 Louder balls as loud as. 40:20 Speaker 3 You can. 40:21 Speaker 2 Loud as you can. 40:25 Speaker 1 That's so funny, dude. He's like, no, it's balls. It's not bad. It's not bad. It looks like the kid in it. 40:29 Speaker 2 Looks like Georgie. I'd like. 40:29 Speaker 2 Looks like Georgie. I'd like. He's just standing there, just like barely in frame. Oh, now he's with me. Now he's. 40:34 Speaker 1 With me, he's not going to go anywhere. He's going to hang out the whole time. He looks like. See you later, buddy. Georgie and it the Little. 40:39 Speaker 2 Kid in the beginning that gets taken under in sewage and sewer. He. 40:44 Speaker 1 Doesn't he? Doesn't. I swear to God. Let me, let me see, let me see a picture of this kid, Georgie. 40:50 Speaker 2 It. 40:53 Would You Move Your Wedding for Taylor Swift's Millions? Boss boss. 40:54 Speaker 1 Boss, I'm about. 40:58 Speaker 2 To share it right here. Oh where is it at? Stop screen? Share screen? I mean, this is like a spitting image of this kid right here. 41:08 Speaker 3 Is yellow. Oh my. 41:09 Speaker 1 41:09 Speaker 1 God, he does don't. 41:12 Speaker 2 You just in it's yellow yellow outfit. Oh man, that's I'm going to start calling him. 41:18 Speaker 1 Georgie. That's good. There he goes. 41:21 Speaker 2 Oh man, Okay well I don't know I think this mother fucked him over and she'll he'll probably make a bunch of money and never talk to her again. Her and her brother, well, just so. Just so he knows. 41:30 Speaker 1 Tennessee is a much better university to go to than Ohio State. Ohio State's the worst. So if you're going to go to a college, go to Tennessee, my friend. Yeah. I mean, they play their quarterback. 41:39 Speaker 2 $1,000,000 So that's pretty good, Pretty cool. Get over there and you get some real competition out there in the SEC, but all righty, up next. 41:49 Speaker 1 I saw this and. 41:50 Speaker 2 I wasn't going to do a story on it, but then I'm like, for the other party, I can imagine how pissed off they would be. So Taylor Swift's elaborate fairy tale wedding plans take shape at prestigious Ocean House Resort. So she wanted to get married on June 13th, 2026. 42:06 Apparently that's her, her lucky number and she wanted to get married to this place in New England called Ocean House. Apparently you get a penthouse like $10,000 a night. You got nice rooms at $5000 a night, a regular room 660. But the problem was there was already another couple that was set to get married there. 42:24 And that couple, Taylor Swift was like, hey, I will pay you to, to move your date, you know, to the next day or like the next weekend, I'll pay you, you know, whatever you want. Well, Ocean House came out and said let me, let me read it directly so I know exactly what they said. They said pretty much like fuck you, where's it at? 42:42 Come on, now what? 42:45 Speaker 1 Yeah. 42:47 Speaker 2 God, don't mind, I just had it right here. Just disappeared on me when all right here it is. So this is from Ocean House. When clients and their families choose Ocean House as their wedding venue is an agreement and commitment between our team and that family. Ocean House would not and is not allowing another party or entity to buy a wedding group out of a contracted wedding wedding date. 43:06 We appreciate the interest in our brides and grooms that allow them to confirm their wedding location with who they choose. If I'm that couple, I'm fucking pissed, dude, Taylor Swift ain't no cheap trick, All right? She got a lot of money now because you could probably have your wedding paid for and you could probably go to a brand new house that's paid off immediately if you just get married the next weekend or if you push it off, like, I don't know, too much. 43:28 Like, I, I think you would be stupid not to take that, that money because I mean, she probably going to give you what, at least a million just to move your date, maybe more than that. And that, But I, I, I don't see how it's, I mean, I guess they have a contract with Ocean House, but I would be pissed at this Ocean House place for not allowing us to even have negotiation talks. 43:46 Like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's, let's just see, let's hear the lady out, see what she's got to say. Well, you know as well as I do. 43:51 Speaker 1 That whoever the people are that we're marrying on that date at that location, they've seen this story and they've already reached out to Taylor Swift's camp. And there's no way they're not like, hey, look, here's the deal. What I would say is this easy peasy one I have I have three, I have three requirements here. 44:09 One, I, my wife and I or my fiance and I are invited. We are we are coming to your wedding. We will have our room taken care of. We'll have all of our beverages taken care of and just let me know who I need to hang out with. You want me to sit with the Kelsey's? 44:24 I'll sit with the Kelsey's. Need me to sit with the Swifties. I'll sit with the Swifties. But dude, because that's going to be a star-studded event. star-studded. That's going to be a great time. So I'm, that's one number two, like you said, I need a cool MIL. They're 1,000,000 bucks and it's yours. The date's yours. 44:39 We're good. Like you'd, you'd go ahead and take it, but #3 which is the best one? You are now paying for my wedding as well, which is the following week. So not only do you get to go to her wedding, you get the million, but your wedding's free. And I'm guessing a wedding at that place just because my God, if they're booking it, there's probably what I'm going to say, 200,000 quarter million. 45:02 Speaker 2 I would think with the rooms being that expensive and everything, but we're supposed to have a big guest list, so I don't know how that works. I guess they're going to rent out a shit ton of rooms up there. I'm I'm imagine they're going to stay in the penthouse suite. That would make the most sense, right? And then I don't know what you do. I guess you just put everyone else in standard rooms. Like you put the celebrities in like the the nicer rooms and you put like the, you know, Travis Kelsey's like second, third cousin. 45:23 You just put them in a regular room or you just go like, all right, have a good night. We'll see you later, you know, if you so if you. 45:28 Speaker 1 Had like if you were in that situation, right and, and you had, you were getting married and you booked double booked with any celebrity, any celebrity. And they were like, Hey, Brandon, like we really want that. What celebrity wedding do you think would be the best to go to because I know I have in my brain right now I've already got it. 45:46 What celebrity would you like to go to their wedding more than anybody else? Oh man, I. 45:50 Speaker 2 Remember watching the one in the dirt when Tommy Lee got married to Pamela Anderson? That seemed like a fucking lit fucking wedding. Seemed crazy, like a lot of party and everything. But you're talking about like, am I going just for the the scenery or am I going for you're invited to the wedding? You're you. 46:04 Speaker 1 Are a, You are a guest at the wedding and not only that, you're going to be like a higher end guest, like you're going to be a guest of honor because not only did you give up their wedding date for them, but you pretty much get you got whatever you want. I mean you can sit wherever you want. 46:20 You can sit with whoever you want. I mean this is going to be a big deal. So I Taylor Swift's pretty freaking high on the list. Honestly, she'd be top five for me. This wedding would be top five. I'm thinking like. 46:33 Speaker 2 I guess I got to be alive right now, right? That that that help. 46:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I don't. 46:38 Speaker 2 Know for some reason I'm thinking like like a like a the only problem with like a Saudi Prince is they don't have alcohol there, which would suck a dry wedding that that many people that would suck. That's why I'm trying to lean a little more towards like, I don't know, like a nice wedding in Moscow, Putin's wedding. 46:54 I don't know if he's married. Is he married? 46:57 Speaker 3 I don't think so. That'd be. 46:58 Speaker 1 Cool if he ever did get married. 46:59 Speaker 2 That'd be cool if I could like go attend his wedding. That'd be awesome. I think 'cause he, I mean, he'd go all out, right? And they'd drink like crazy. Russians do. Oh yeah, like a lot of cool shit around there. I think that'd be a fun wedding to go to. All right, I that's actually not. 47:12 Speaker 1 A bad poll. I I was going to go more to look around. I was thinking more like Johnny Sins, you know what I mean? Like a like a serious a list adult film actor. Oh, you just want like all the porn stars? 47:24 Speaker 2 There that show up, you know how crazy it would be. 47:27 Speaker 1 Even imagine how crazy it would be. He's probably gonna turn to a. 47:30 Speaker 2 Big old orgy on the floor and Chuck's like, Oh yeah, we go no I. 47:34 Speaker 1 Not a porn star. 47:36 Speaker 2 They're. 47:37 Speaker 3 All walled out and. 47:37 Speaker 2 Everything Chuck's like. Am I in? I don't know. No, I. 47:41 Speaker 1 I'm so worried about that, I told I told one of the the parents from the softball team accidental. 47:48 Speaker 2 Orgy. Yes. Yes, I. 47:51 Speaker 1 So, so weird. I was tell I was telling some of the parents on on Sydney softball team about the cruise that me and Megan are taking in January. Think some swingers to go approach. 48:01 Speaker 2 You and one of them was. 48:02 Speaker 1 Like, hey, Are you sure it's not like a pineapple cruise or something like that? And I'm like, what? Why would it be a pineapple cruise? I'm like, dude, 300 bucks a person that's pretty cheap. Sounds like a pineapple cruise. I'm like, what? And then I'm like, what do I do if I get on the boat and everyone's like, hey, so I guess we got teamed up, you know, like, I don't even know like how to like respond. 48:22 I don't know. I, I'm, I'm kind of worried about it because that, that is a fear of mine, like a, because I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to like bust anybody's bubble or, you know, be disrespectful, But I also don't want to blow out your wife. You know, it's weird. It's just awesome. All right, we'll see you. 48:35 Speaker 2 Later. All right, exactly like, like you're, you're done. You're like all. 48:40 Speaker 1 Right. Well, that's a good time. We'll see you guys at the pool. You know, let's not make it awkward. 48:45 Speaker 2 You know, I never see you again, but I love how Chuck says I think he's going to accidentally just walk into a room and there's just people having sex and oh, you and your wife? Get over here now. 48:54 Speaker 1 It's a fear I have. It's a genuine fear I have. Brandon Chuck's going to get like the The ticket. 48:59 Speaker 2 When he gets there to the cruise, he's going to have like a little pineapple on the bottom right corner, like, Oh my God, I'm going to. I'm going to get to. 49:04 Speaker 1 I'm going to get to Cozumel and Nate picks us up and he's like, hey guys, first up, swingers bar. Like what? I didn't know Nate and Alexis did that, but then I'd be like, it makes sense, you know? Yeah, Mexico, you're just hanging. 49:17 Speaker 2 49:17 Speaker 2 Out. Yeah. I don't know. All right, Well, I don't know. What are we doing? 49:21 Chuck Breaks Brandon's Bud Light Sign from Jose All right, we're getting to what? The Chuck. 49:25 Speaker 3 What the Chuck? 49:27 Speaker 2 Yeah, you want to Chuck me? 49:28 Speaker 1 Chuck him real hard. Chuck me. Chuck. Me, Chuck. 49:31 Speaker 2 Me, Chuck, me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Chuck it real good. What? 49:38 Speaker 1 The Chuck DJ in vision. 49:39 Speaker 2 Oh man. 49:41 Speaker 3 This is a good one. Sipping wine over there. What the fuck? 49:47 Speaker 2 Are you doing? I am. I'm out of. 49:47 Speaker 2 Are you doing? I am. I'm out of. I'm out of. 49:49 Speaker 1 Real beer. So I'm drinking non alcoholic beer too. 49:53 Speaker 2 Just a piece of purpose of non alcoholic beer if you're drinking wine with it. No, I drink the beer and then I drink. 49:57 Speaker 1 The wine to give me the alcohol, it's weird. Look at that. So anyway, yeah, Saturday so. 50:04 Speaker 3 Before I tell the story. 50:06 Speaker 1 I have to caveat it with Jose. I love you very, very much. I I think Jose is one of the sweetest men on the face of this earth and there is nothing. 50:16 Speaker 2 There is nothing that I would ever. 50:18 Speaker 1 Do to disrespect Jose and what he provides to me in the show and to all of our listeners, and I'm still going to tell the story because you add him to be a cartel. 50:27 Speaker 2 Man to his wife. That's crazy. Yeah, and apparently at Gigolo, I didn't. 50:30 Speaker 1 Know I did that, Yeah. But yeah, you were hammered. You don't remember anything. 50:33 Speaker 2 From that I was you're. 50:35 Speaker 1 Stupid. 50:35 Speaker 1 Stupid. So anyway, so I go down to a Stockbridge on Saturday and Brandon, I'm going to show you something during this this episode or this, this you're you're just yeah, bear with me. So I go down there, I get up early. 50:52 I get there early. Jose's not even there yet. So he's like, yeah, let's knock on the door and knock on the door. Some dude answers the door and I'm like, hey, I'm here. Jose said I could come. He's like, yeah, come on in. So Jose's like, look, dude, well, hold on. Was he also? 51:05 Speaker 2 Hispanic. No, he's a white man. Oh. 51:07 Speaker 1 OK, definitely. He he employs the white men. Oh, verified home services. Call me right now. I'll call you back. Boom. How do I do? 51:15 Speaker 3 That there you go. 51:16 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I'm down there and I'm doing like a tour. I'm like looking all over this place and he's like, hey, look, pick out what you want for the raffles, you know, like what would be good, you know? And I'm like, all right, cool. So I go through, I get all that taken care of. I get all the raffle items. I'm like, this is great. 51:33 So Jose gets there and my my only like real. Oh, and by the way, Chris O'Toole, I messaged Chris O'Toole because I told my I was like, hey, man, I'm going down there. You won the raffle. Is there anything specific you want? You know, and he's like, oh, XY and Z and I'm like, I'll try to do that. So so Chris, I took care of you the best I could. 51:50 We got everybody taken care of thus far with all the raffle items. I get everything, but I'm down there. I'm like, hey, I'm buying a gun and guns take time. Like if you're buying a gun at a pawn pawn shop, it takes like an hour to get all the paperwork done and get the gun. 52:05 So I buy the gun. I'm waiting for that. And while I'm doing that, I'm doing my Christmas shopping because that's what I do, man, E pawn and dude, this place is crazy. Like the stuff that you can get and there's nuts. So Jose shows me there's like all these shoes, Uggs, bear claw, Converse. 52:23 Speaker 3 All the same. 52:25 Speaker 1 Size shoe, but fifty of them, 50 pair, never been worn. So of course that piques my interest. Like how does somebody drop off 50 pairs of shoes that have never been worn? He goes, oh man, a lottery winner. Lottery winner, man, she went out and bought all these shoes in her size and then now she's out of money. 52:43 So she sold them to me. And I'm like, that's sweet. 52:43 So she sold them to me. And I'm like, that's sweet. So I'm taking pictures I'm sending to Megan because lo and behold, Chick was a size 9. Megan's a size 9. Perfect world. So Megan picks out the shoes she wants. Boom, got them. Thank you, Jose. You're the man. Well, the next he's like, hey, look at this bag of jerseys. 52:59 It's a whole bag of Falcons jerseys. Just never been worn. Dude tags every single player you can ever imagine. Why'd you have to bring that up, man? God Almighty. 53:08 Speaker 2 I know which was even weird. 53:09 Speaker 1 Because Todd Gurley was in there. Todd Gurley played for the Falcons. Yeah, he got drafted by him. 53:14 Speaker 2 I believe. And then he shortly got shipped off to the Rams, I believe, or other way around. I think he, I think he went for the Falcons to the Rams. And I thought, Oh my God, we're going to do good. But yeah, the Falcons still fucking suck. Somehow the Georgia Bulldogs win two games in less than a week in their stadium and they can't do shit. 53:29 So weird. 53:30 Speaker 1 So anyway, so I'm like, I'm like, dude, I definitely want some of these jerseys, right? Well, they're all three X. Oh Jesus, how big was this dude, right, that won the lottery? This sucks. And he's like, well, he's also got a lot of shoes. So he showed me all the shoes. They're all size 7. I'm going 7 foot male shoe with a 3X. 53:48 Speaker 2 Jersey How does the feet even support him? That's what I said. I'm like, what does he? 53:51 Speaker 1 Have hooves. This is weird. Did he lose his toes in an accident? I don't know what's going on here. So anyway, so I didn't get any of those, obviously, but I'm I'm looking, I'm still shopping and Jose goes and again, I just want to I just want to preface this story with Jose, I love you more than anything on earth. I think you're one of the greatest people I've ever met and we couldn't do the show without you. 54:08 But this is the funniest conversation I've ever had. And I'm going to have to ask you if you want the good news of Brad, bad news, Brandon. So Jose. And mind you, remember the, the, the, the Christmas list is at 42. OK, Jose has been penciled in with his wife. 54:26 OK, Like that's been penciled in. That's fine. Like, you know, I, I, I, Jose came last year. He's a he's a great guy. He's a great time. So Jose goes, he goes. Hey, buddy, am I coming to the party or what's the situation there? And I was like, dude, I said, honestly, it's really down to Manny. 54:43 Manny's killing me. I don't know how many people he's going to invite. You might, you might invite half the party, you know, the the the office. And he goes, oh, that's OK, That's OK. So about an hour later, you know, Jose's like, hey, man, so about the party. So there's like, I'm probably not going to go. He's like, even though I bring, you know, nothing but liquor bottles and all this beer, He's like, you probably don't want me there, right? 55:02 And I was like, no, dude, I didn't say that. Like, I'm I'm telling you like there's a there's a like you're penciled in. Like I think you're coming. Just plan on it. What is this penciled in part I mean. 55:10 Speaker 2 Like you're hot. Like like I wrote him down. 55:12 Speaker 1 As a as a going, but I'm I'm I got to talk to Manny. I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to, I got to get Manny to not bring half his office. You know what I mean? Well, I think he'd probably do that. I think he's. 55:20 Speaker 2 I mean, as far as I know, I think I thought he's only bringing Big B and her husband and maybe like four or five of the people. OK, stop. OK. 55:26 Speaker 1 That's that's what I'm worried about. So anyway, so I told Jose I was like, yeah, I don't worry about him. Don't worry about it. So I'm still shopping. I'm doing my thing. And Jose walks up to me and he goes, he goes, hey, I'm going to give you your gift and Brandon's gift for Christmas since you know, I might, I'm probably not going to see you at the Christmas party. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, I'm like, I'm like Jose, bro, like, like you're going like stop, like stop. 55:46 And he. And so he gives me my gift and then he's like, hey, can you open it while you're here? Because I probably won't see you at the Christmas party. I'm like, Jesus, dude. So I open it up and I'm like, dude, thank you. It was a Turning Point USA shirt, which is kind of funny, the whole Charlie Kirk thing that, you know, we had that talk and then he gives me your gift and Brandon, I'm. 56:03 Speaker 3 Breaking the news here. 56:05 Speaker 1 Because Jose told me I had to. So he gives me your gift. Do you want to see your gift? Yeah. Yeah. I got good news and I got bad news. Oh God, you fucking break. 56:15 Speaker 2 It on the way home. So here's your gift, baby. Oh hell yeah, Hell yeah. Blood light light up. 56:24 Speaker 1 Sign neon. It's beautiful dude. What's it say at the top? Single. 56:27 Speaker 2 Serve old. 56:29 Speaker 1 Single. 56:30 Speaker 2 Serve I think the DS falling off, but I like it. We can we can work with that. What's the bad news? It don't turn on bad news is I. 56:36 Speaker 1 Dropped it and the D broke you fucking idiot God. 56:39 Speaker 2 Damn, so does that Does any of it work? No, you fucking retard. Now I got to. 56:45 Speaker 1 Take that shit to. 56:46 Speaker 2 A sign shot and figure out who the fuck can fix it, all right? Who can fix neon signs? All right. God, Chuck's the worst ever. Jose, you better come to the party. Bring your whole family. I don't care. I'll give you the address, Jose goes. 56:58 Speaker 1 He goes. 56:58 Speaker 1 He goes. You better tell Brandon you drop, you idiot. When he got home, plug it in. You're. 57:06 Speaker 2 Like, oh, it'll work. Yeah, No, I know. 57:08 Speaker 1 Jose knew it wouldn't work immediately. He tried to fix it and he couldn't. But you, I, I, you. I feel like it's an easy fix. It's just glass, you know. It's for renting. I got to get. 57:17 Speaker 2 Someone to put more chemicals back in it so I can turn it on, because that's how they work. Yeah, yeah. 57:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, my bad. So anyway, Merry Christmas from Jose. But anyway, so so dude, we do this whole thing right? And I get everything loaded, Dude, he's helped me and dude, some of these gifts, some of these raffles that we have coming up are going to be awesome. I can't wait for this Friday to get to raffle some of these items off. 57:38 But anyway, so so we we walk out. 57:42 Speaker 3 So he gets me breakfast. 57:44 Speaker 1 So Chick-fil-A, he gets me Chick-fil-A and I'm getting ready to leave and dude, this is by far the, the greatest statement that Jose's ever made. We get out to my truck and he goes, he goes, hey, so just so you know, my wife bought a dress for the party, but you know, she can take it back. 58:02 She can take it back. 58:02 She can take it back. I said Jose, I was selling pawn shop. 58:06 Speaker 2 I'm like Jose. 58:08 Speaker 1 You're coming to the party, man, Like stop. And he's like, he's like, oh, OK, cool. That sounds great, man. Send me the address again. I'll see you guys on December 20th. I'm like Jesus. So dude, my favorite part, I got to spend a lot of time with Jose this weekend. E pawn. Amazing dude. 58:24 The stuff that I saw in there, he took me into the secret gun area. Oh my God, I've never seen so many guns in my life ever in my life. So if you guys need a gun for Christmas, please go see Jose. Please. I was able to get so much stuff for my kids, my wife, and a lot of this stuff's brand new like Megan had like she was like taking pictures like Yep, want those, want those want those awesome, awesome prices. 58:46 But the coolest thing is Jose was able to hook us up with the the raffle items and he gave me this stuff for Brandon that I broke, which is great. You know what I mean? Did you get the flame for? 58:57 Speaker 2 Oh, get. 58:58 Speaker 1 It go get it. 58:59 Speaker 2 Go get it right now, yeah. 59:01 Speaker 1 Well, look at it. 59:01 Speaker 1 Well, look at it. Want to see what it looks? 59:02 Speaker 2 Like, all right, tell, tell people. 59:03 Speaker 1 Where they can listen all right now. 59:06 Speaker 2 I'm not going to tell you where you can listen, Chuck. You know where you can listen, Chuck. Look, if anyone knows a sign shop, I think there might be some around here, but for, for the most part, I didn't think people repaired fluorescent signs. I mean, I guess there's got to be a market for it out there, but oh God, now I got to spit. I mean, I don't even know. That sign's probably like $800 in itself, I would think, so hopefully it doesn't cost me too much to get it fixed. 59:28 If anyone knows a good sign shop that that I can take it to, preferably closer to me, Noonan or Fayetteville or anywhere like that, that'd be great. So I don't have to drive all the way to Atlanta. I guess I will be picking it up at Chuck's so maybe I can stop by on the way home, but I don't want to have to come back and get it. So somewhere close down on the South side would be fantastic. 59:46 That'd be great and I'd appreciate it. 59:48 Unleashing a Flamethrower and Podcast Background Makeovers So let's see where, see where our flamethrower is. Oh, look at this. This going to be fucking awesome. I'm going to get in so much trouble with this shit. I wonder how far it shoots. I can't wait to burn shit at Chuck's house with it. Oh dude, it looks bad ass man. I'm gonna put that on the wall behind me next to the Bud Light sign. That's fucking busted. 1:00:04 It's so stupid. 1:00:06 Speaker 1 Dude, I freaking I picked it up and I'm like, look at the this is the worst part. What gasoline? 1:00:13 Speaker 2 Flammable. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 Gasoline. And I was like, Jose, do you think it's safe for Brandon to actually put gas in this? He's like, I don't know, I didn't try it out. Oh my God. Well, I think. 1:00:23 Speaker 2 Someone someone commented said that they had one also they could put like. I'm wondering if you can put diesel in it. I'd rather put diesel in that bitch instead, you know what I'm saying? I don't know if I can see that. Are you able to read? 1:00:33 Speaker 1 The top high voltage do not touch. 1:00:35 Speaker 2 So that means that. 1:00:36 Speaker 1 Tells me so. 1:00:38 Speaker 3 Electricity comes. 1:00:39 Speaker 1 Out of here creates, creates an ignition and then the gas just gets shot through the electricity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean once. 1:00:47 Speaker 2 It lights it, it's it just keeps going. And then when you let go of the trigger, then it cuts off and Jose has no idea what. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 This does, so we just battery pack. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 This does, so we just battery pack. That's the fucking turn it. 1:00:55 Speaker 2 On that's we get it to work dude. You know I might go. I might. 1:00:58 Speaker 1 Go light this up tonight. All right? Well, send. 1:01:00 Speaker 2 Me a video of it. I can't. I'm just kidding, I'm not. 1:01:02 Speaker 1 Gonna use your other Christmas gift? Yeah, you already broke one of them. You're probably. 1:01:06 Speaker 2 Gonna break the other one. Oh well, bad news. The whole thing melted. I did it wrong. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 I got to dance all over the outside. 1:01:11 Speaker 2 Of it and then I lit it burning in our driveway right now. I did. I did. I just. 1:01:16 Speaker 1 So you know, after I broke your your sign, Jose did give you something else, but that's a surprise. You'll get that on December 20th. All right, well, I was telling people if. 1:01:23 Speaker 2 There's a good sign shop down in Noon in or Peachtree City somewhere so I can go take it 'cause I like. That's probably like an $800 sign, isn't it? It's probably crazy. Yeah, dude, it's legit. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 It's heavy, it's big, and it all lights up ice cold. Single serve Bud Light. It's right up your alley. And but if but if you can't get it fixed, I mean, it's cool still put it up there in your room. That way women when they come over, they're just like, oh, that's such a cool sign. You know what I mean? Oh my God, impregnate me. Not in me right now. 1:01:48 Speaker 2 I'm like, no baby, I'm married to the game. I got the buddy line. 1:01:53 Speaker 1 Podcast and that's all I. 1:01:54 Speaker 2 Do Yeah. No. I'm gonna change my setup, too. I'm gonna put the camera where it's back in that corner so I can hang it up over there, get a little more light from behind me. But it's gonna be fun. I'm excited. I can't wait for my Christmas gift. Jose's the best. Yeah. Jose, come to the party and bring whoever you want. He's coming. He's coming. He's a. 1:02:08 Speaker 1 100% coming. And I just wanted to reiterate, I always wanted him to come. He was always on the guest list. He just had to wait. We just had to talk to Manny, but I haven't talked to Manny yet. But Jose, we're fine. There's so many other people I would cut before you like Brandon. I'd cut Brandon out before that, before you get cut. So don't worry about it. 1:02:23 I mean, I just have to. 1:02:25 Speaker 2 Check like your presents are sitting outside, get it and leave. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Don't even look in here. We're having fun. We're partying, yeah, I thought. 1:02:33 Speaker 2 You were going to talk about Jose? Hit us up, He said y'all mofos. First I'm a drug cartel leader, then I'm a male gigolo prostitute. What the fuck? I'm listening to the show with Carmen. I'm going to get you motherfuckers. That's his wife. Chuck's like, oh, man, If José José has a perfect time to be a cartel leader, he might actually be one. 1:02:51 And he's got a white guy running the front up there. Yeah, that's. He's smart. I told him that when I was. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 There, I said, dude, this is the this is the gig. Like if you're illegal and you're a cartel leader, this is the gig. Because dude, imagine all those guns at your disposal and there's no like regulation. Like if it goes down, you're like, hey, grab an Uzi, you know what I mean? Like he had, he had an I pray I shouldn't say that. 1:03:13 I'm going to go. I'm going to go down there. 1:03:14 Speaker 2 And buy one. I do want a new gun. He has an M2O. 1:03:17 Speaker 1 3 grenade launcher Oh I want to get. 1:03:20 Speaker 2 That do I have to do like a special background check I get the flame thrown or grenade launcher? No, I, I think it's I it. 1:03:25 Speaker 1 Was I think it's $700.00 for the for the grenade launcher. The problem is getting the grenades. I don't know how you get the grenades. Oh, you got we can get grenades we can fly over. 1:03:33 Speaker 2 To fucking, you know, Egypt or something. 1:03:36 Speaker 3 What I don't know. 1:03:37 Speaker 1 Where, where do? 1:03:37 Speaker 1 Where, where do? Where do? 1:03:38 Speaker 2 We pick the grenades up at like Mexico. 1:03:43 Speaker 3 No, that'd be cool though. Like if I. 1:03:45 Speaker 2 Now that I'm thinking about it, I think I'm gonna change my background. I'll still have the pillows, of course, but I'm thinking about just start putting like flamethrowers on the walls and the Bud Light sign like a grenade launcher on the wall. That'd be fucking awesome. That'd be cool. I I'm changing my background too. 1:03:56 Speaker 1 January 1st, you guys will see a new background over here as well, and I can assure you Brandon will have a new background as well. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I got shit. 1:04:03 Speaker 2 To put on the wall. Now I just gotta start buying guns and putting them up there. I want to get he didn't have like RPG or a replica there. 1:04:10 Speaker 3 He's got an AK47. 1:04:12 Speaker 1 Or two. Oh, that'd be cool. That'd be like and he's. 1:04:14 Speaker 2 Got He's got guns. He's. 1:04:15 Speaker 1 Got I don't know if I can say well yeah, I mean he has them up there, but I'm not going to say that he has other stuff. Tell me afterwards so. 1:04:22 Speaker 2 I I flew my Taliban outfit back on and had the AK in my flamethrower. Come on. No boom, tall head go boom. 1:04:30 Chuck's Wife Spared After Finding Second Decoration All right Felicity shows you on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose a five star of you and a follow really appreciate it. I see you guys doing your homework. If you forgot what your homework is, it is we need 1000 of you to go over to the YouTube the Clueless 2 channel listen to 4 episodes just have them playing in the background so that way we get monetized. 1:04:46 Y'all doing it at this rate here. Hopefully about a month, hopefully in the new year by the end of January be monetized on there so we make some dollars and then we can put that back in the show. I can't wait to get my Christmas presents change it up. Can't wait to see everybody at the Christmas party. Don't forget, if you want to come to the Christmas party, you got to the end of this week till probably Friday to get your voicemail in. 1:05:09 If you do, if you are selected, we'll pick you. You come out and hang out the party. We'll give you some gifts for you and your family and also money on behalf of us and the Aurora Law Firm. So leave us a voicemail, 404-890-0005. Don't forget the party. January 11th, 1:05:24 New run brewing on the Beltline. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be great. It's gonna be bigger than pontoon. It's going to be awesome. We love those guys up there, but we want to do a little different location. So it's going to be fun. Good time. Be sure to put it on your calendars like so. We got raffles leading up to it through Verified Home Services in the West Foundation. 1:05:40 And yeah, it's going to be good. We got the the vagabonds coming out there, the Duncan Brothers Band, Distinct Grace, a lot of music, a lot of food, a lot of drinks, a lot of fun. It's going to be a great time and the big giveaway the seven day trip to Mexico on behalf of us Epon Stockbridge verified home services and did you do Nate who will be your tour guide down there? 1:05:58 So it's going to be fun time. Can't wait to give that away to somebody and it's going to be fun. So we're we're closing in, man. We're almost about about a month out. I can't believe it's coming up that quick. But go ahead and get ready. Mark can't clear encounter do it out. All right, Chuck got anything from get on out of here? 1:06:13 Yeah man, happy ending. 1:06:15 Speaker 1 To a story that we had last was it 2 weeks ago, a week ago with my my wife went out and pawned my or I'm sorry she she donated my grandfather's Christmas decoration that he made right. We were all I was so upset. 1:06:32 I've been upset. I was going through all the boxes and I'm putting in storage and guess what? I found, Brandon, you found it. 1:06:39 Speaker 2 He made 2. 1:06:40 Speaker 1 Oh, look at that. He knew you'd do something. 1:06:40 Speaker 1 Oh, look at that. He knew you'd do something. So this wasn't the exact same, but I wanted to show people like what it looked like. Remember how we were like, oh, how are we going to find this thing? Because it's such a weird shape. It's like a ice block. 1:06:50 Speaker 2 It looks like an ice. 1:06:51 Speaker 1 Block and then he drilled out the top and filled it with lights and then, you know, back 20-30 years ago, this was all like painted like frosted and had decorations on it. Now it's just a block. But it was funny because I was trying to like explain to people like what it looked like. This is pretty close. 1:07:06 The other one was more of a it was taller, but it looked like this. But dude, I can't believe. Can you believe that sold that fast at freaking goodwill. I know, right? Oh lazy like. 1:07:16 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 1:07:17 Speaker 1 It's like, it's like whatever. So I did, I did get this one. So I still got one of the two left and that made me pretty happy. So that's what everyone know we're good, we're good. That's it. My wifes no longer. I'm not going to leave her. So that's good. That's awesome. All right, sounds. 1:07:29 Speaker 2 Good. 1:07:29 Speaker 2 Good. Well, I can't wait to go buy some guns and upon Stock Bridge. I will see you tomorrow, boy.