Daily Dose 191- He'll Never Be Forgiven - The Daily Dose Show
2025-12-11
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:21 Chuck's Son's Haircut Leads to Family Drama like Thursdays because you got thirsty and you drink beer. I drink beer every day, but it's just it's acceptable on Thursday. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It's the day show over there. It's chuckles, but he's not chuckling. He's grumpy. How you doing? 0:32 Speaker 2 I'm in trouble man. 0:33 Speaker 1 Oh, what the fuck do you do? 0:34 Speaker 2 That's it. Harder to get a haircut. 0:36 Speaker 1 Oh, you're not supposed to do that. Supposed to let it grow out. 0:39 Speaker 2 Allegedly so I don't dude, I don't understand like kids nowadays like this is stupid and they're like, you know, I so I take him to get a haircut because his hair is out of control. It's the longest I've ever seen his hair. His hats don't fit anymore like it's it's out of control. So I take him to unique cuts. 0:54 Do you guys have any of those down there by you? 0:56 Speaker 1 Fuck is a unique cuts. No, I've never had that. I go to a salon because I got long hair, so I got to have women do it. 1:00 tonight, chicken and something, but it's going to be pretty good. 1:00 in the morning, that's what. God, it really doesn't. 1:00. 1:01 Speaker 2 So unique cuts would be good for you because it's all like Latino guys that do like the poops. Well, not like they'll put like lines in your head. They'll like do they'll write your name and whatever. It's really good for kids. Maybe I I took him there and I showed him the picture of the hairstyle, which I mean, I, I think like this is the picture I showed him. 1:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, looking like a Dominican. 1:25 Speaker 2 I mean, kind of, you know, maybe it'll help him play baseball better, you know what I mean? But but afterwards we get we lead and dude, he, the guy looks at him and he's like, he's like good, good, you know, and Carter's like, yeah, it's good. We get in the car. I thought he was going to cry, bro. Like, like he was, he was so upset. 1:42 We I take him to Walmart. So I had to get this Roku device thing. He won't even talk to me. He won't even look at me and I'm talking to him Like, look, man, like you got to get over this like immediately. He's like, I look so stupid. All gone in the back all this right? I'm like, I'm thinking I'm still like a good dad, you know, I did my dadly duty. 2:00 You know, I took my kid to get his hair cut and I paid way too much. It was 35 bucks. 2:05 Speaker 1 Damn, dude, yeah, my hair lady charged me $13 but I gave her like a $20 tip just because she's been charging me the same rate ever since I was a baby. She gave me my very first haircut and then she was mad on me when I cheated on her and I went to sports Clips and they fucked me up, son. They fucked up the cut. Gee. 2:19 Speaker 2 Here we go. All right. Well, anyway, so that's his issue. So everything's going the way I thought it would go. He's mad at me. He won't talk to me. 2:27 Speaker 1 Did he pick out the haircut or did you pick it out? 2:29 Speaker 2 We collectively picked it out and that's why. But but they did cut it a little bit shorter on top than they should have and they didn't leave the back a little bit long. He wanted the kind of like the faux hawk, longer in the back, almost like a mullet. 2:41 Speaker 1 Can I see it? 2:43 Speaker 2 No, he's so mad he won't talk to you. There's no way he's coming down here. So I walk in the door and I looked at Megan and I said, you know, like something the effect of, well, I'm in trouble, Senorita, right. You know, Mini came, fucked him up. And she's like, she's like, she's like, I knew you'd do this. 3:01 Speaker 1 So he he. 3:02 Speaker 2 So he comes in, he shows, he shows Megan like his hair and she's like turn around and and he showed her this all shaved on the back and she's like, see, that's what I I told you, you should have waited for me to take you. Like what? Like I didn't do the hair like, like I granted, it is short. 3:17 OK, it's shorter than he wants. But like I told him, when you're that age, when you're 910, eleven years old, one, nobody cares, OK? Like nobody like your friends will look at you the first day you get back to school and be like, hey, man, you got a haircut. That's it. 3:32 And your hair grows way faster when you're that age, correct, isn't it? Is it just me or doesn't it grow faster? 3:37 Speaker 1 I think it grows about the same rate. 3:37 Speaker 1 I think it grows about the same rate. I don't know. I mean my hair grows pretty quick too. It'll get pretty long at the end of the year. I do a bi annual haircut, you know, for me, but no, it's yeah. I remember I was in 3rd grade one time and I thought I wanted a buzz cut because my dad had one. I quickly found out after he, my dad went halfway through the middle of my head, just a stripe down the middle of the nose. 3:55 Stop. Put it back on. Put it back on. I don't want it. So I was, I was fucking fucking bald almost for two, for fucking five months. 4:02 Speaker 2 No, you weren't. It doesn't take five months to grow your hair out. 4:06 Speaker 1 Well, I didn't get back to the the length I liked at five months, so I had to learn the hard way that I did not want to fucking buzz cut. I've never had one since I was scarred from it. 4:13 Speaker 2 See, I just don't want my kid looking all white trashy, man. And like, like you, you know, I mean, dude, don't take this the wrong way. You know, I don't, I don't want to like offend you or anything, but you know, you definitely have like a white trash haircut. Yeah, I mean. 4:26 Speaker 1 You know, I'm just, I mean, I understand you're the upper echelon. You hate poor people and blacks and genius. I mean, you hate women. That's kind of at the bottom level and. 4:33 Speaker 2 Like shut up and. 4:34 Speaker 1 Still, the caste system, you know, he's like, don't be like Brandon, OK, Or you're going to have make a lot of money on social media. You don't want to. 4:39 Speaker 2 Do that. That's not what I said. That's not what I said. I'm make. I'm just I'm making it comment about your haircut. I didn't say anything about your lifestyle or anything. I just said you have a white trashy haircut. How is that? How is that rude? 4:51 Speaker 1 Well, I don't think it's a haircut at all. See, a haircut would be like a style. I don't have a style. It's just long. It's just, it's just in the back. So I don't, I don't think it's actually a cut. 4:59 Speaker 2 OK so that's OK. That even proves my point more. You don't even pay for a cut which means you're OK. I think white trashy is the wrong way of putting it. 5:00 PM at New Rail Brewing on the Beltline. It's going to be fucking awesome. It's going to be great time. That is a Sunday, so you don't really have anything going on. You know, you go to church, come get drunk afterwards, we got. 5:09 Speaker 1 You know, I now that I think about it, maybe Megan probably should have took him up there because she actually has hair. Why did you take him to get a haircut when you have it? When is the last time you had a haircut? When you're like 18? 5:18 Speaker 2 5:18 Speaker 2 Like a real haircut. Yeah, 2002 that was, that was the last time I had a I know I looked at him and I, I looked at him in the car and and I pulled my hat off and I was like, you want this? And he's like, and he wouldn't talk to me. I'm like he's. 5:33 Speaker 1 Probably like I'm almost there already. 5:35 Speaker 2 Do you think I want to do it? I mean, it's like, it's so funny in life, like all these things that like, as a dad, you do and none of it you want to do. Like, like I didn't want to go sit in a waiting room at the haircut place. And then it's even worse when something like that happens and then the kid gets all mad at you. 5:52 You're like, I didn't want to be here in the 1st place. This is. 5:55 Speaker 1 Stupid. Wait, why didn't you have Megan take him then? 5:58 Speaker 2 Well, because she so she taught a full day, so she was at school all day. I only did 1/2 day. I went in for four hours, which, you know, that's kind of my jam because, you know, you get there kids, you're just there long enough for the kids to be like, oh, Mr. L And then it's like, you got to leave right when they start getting all fired up, you know what I mean? 6:17 And so, but I, I, Oh my God, dude, Megan told me it was Hawaiian shirt day at school, so shut up. 6:26 Speaker 1 December, are you fucking retarded? 6:28 Speaker 2 Hold on. No, it was, which I don't understand why it was, but it was. So I go to school and it's Hawaiian shirt day and I, you know, but they don't make long sleeve Hawaiian shirts. So I get there and like an hour after I'm at school, they're like, hey, a kids got to go out for recess. I'm like, whoa, who's taking them? 6:45 You know, And they're like, well, your, your, your class is going out too. And I'm like, are you kidding me? So I go out with this other teacher to to do the kids recess and I'm like, dude, dude, dude, dude, short sleeves. It was when it was a little nipply out there. OK, I'm hurting. 7:02 So I stay out there the entire recess and another teacher looks at me and she's like, why are you out here right now? And I was like, oh, I'm subbing for so. And so she's like, yeah, she doesn't come out for recess duty. What? I'm like, why didn't you guys tell me that? They're like, oh, we just thought you liked recess. I'm like what? 7:16 Speaker 1 Were you the only one out there in a Hawaiian shirt? Also just freaking the. 7:19 Speaker 2 Only one with the with no sleeves on the other teacher's got scarves and jackets. I'm out there just like trying to be like tough, you know, because I'm like, I don't want to be. I'm the only dude out there. There's kids. I don't want to be weak sauce, you know, then I'm like, what who wants to do? Why would why would you let me sit out here for this entire recess? 7:36 And they're like, we just thought you liked it. 7:39 Speaker 1 We thought you wanted some fresh air to freeze your nips. 7:40 Speaker 2 Off. It's terrible. 7:40 Speaker 2 Off. It's terrible. But anyway, but yeah, so that that was my day. It really ended with a bang. That's why I thought I was going to be late for recording. 7:48 Speaker 1 Sounds like you insulted today, you know. And did you insult anybody else, like blacks or poor people? 7:53 Speaker 2 I don't, dude. I'm not insulting you, Brandon. It's not an insult. You see, that's the problem. You're taking the white trash that you're taking the trash part of it as an insult because if I just said, dude, you look white with that haircut, is that offensive? It's. 8:07 Speaker 1 Freaking awesome, dude. See. 8:09 Speaker 2 See so I think I just need to change trash like you look white sloppy. 8:17 Speaker 1 Oh, I like that. I like getting sloppy top so that's cool. 8:19 Speaker 2 I like you're white. Sloppy. You're white. 8:22 Speaker 1 Fucking porn star white sloppy. 8:24 Speaker 2 I. 8:24 Speaker 1 Got a white sloppy coming over tonight. We got black butt hole also. 8:28 Speaker 2 8:28 Speaker 2 Coming, that's what I'm going to start calling you from now on every time, dude, your hair is looking white sloppy today. That's that's a, that's a compliment. 8:36 Speaker 1 Took a shower, it's all curly and everything. It's got the wave in there. It looks fucking great. 8:39 Speaker 2 No, it look, dude, it looks. I'm not. I'm not saying it looks bad, Brandon. 8:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, you like Kid Rock, so I guess it's not a it's not a yeah, he lives in a home in a fucking gold toilet and shit, doesn't he? 8:49 Speaker 2 Yeah, and I, I like Hardy. You know I don't like Morgan Mann, but you know I like Hardy. No, you're good. You're good. You're your hair's your hair's legit. It's fine. And I'm going to tell Carter I'm not going to let him get his haircut again until it's as long as yours. 9:00. I'm like, man, what do I do now? I'm gonna drink some beer. 9:03 Speaker 1 Oh, OK. Hopefully. 9:04 Speaker 2 He'll never make it to college, you know. He'll probably not make it past 10th grade, but that's fine. 9:09 Speaker 1 That's all the education, all the education you really need to get by in life's about 10th grade, you know, The last two years of school, you're just fucking off anyway. You're not really doing anything or learning shit. You know, forensics, I took it, man. I ain't ever have to identify a body yet. But I guess maybe if I do have identify a body or how they died, maybe I can figure it out, you know, so. 9:25 Speaker 2 You're like, hold on, let me put my hair back in a bun so I don't contaminate the crime scene. I. 9:30 Speaker 1 Know I lean over, I pick up my hair black. Oh, I'm the murderer. Lock me up, boys. I did it. I don't remember it. 9:38 Chuck Shows Off His New AK-47 Rifle Speaking of murdering, I noticed you got a new addition to the wall behind you. 9:43 Speaker 1 No, that's the old AR that's back there. I got the AK over there though and I got the shotgun upstairs. 9:47 Speaker 2 Let's see it. Oh, you. 9:48 Speaker 1 Want to see that? 9:49 Speaker 2 I got to see the AK so if you guys missed yesterday it was a he got an AK47 from E Pawn Superstore down in Stockbridge, GA. The craziest part about this is the Palmetto State Armory AK47 which I didn't even know. 10:05 Palmetto State Armory makes AK-40 sevens. And secondly, I think Jose gave him the deal of a century because dude, Palmetto State Armory. You don't even smell a gun from there for less than $400 and that's smelling it. Dude that is actually pretty. 10:20 Was that a 30 round mag? 10:22 Speaker 1 I think it's a 20. 10:22 Speaker 1 I think it's a 20. I don't know. It shoots 762 though. I don't know. I haven't loaded it up yet, but you know, I got the I like the see the the problem is with guns. They all try to kill me because I'm left-handed with rifles. So they all fucking eject in front of my face and the blast comes back to you. 10:38 But no, I like it dude. It's fucking it's cool. Good. 10:40 Speaker 2 And I'm guessing the magazine release is on your left side. 10:45 Speaker 1 No, no, it's right here in the middle. You see, it's a little. 10:47 Speaker 2 Oh, that's that makes it good for ambidextrous people such as yourself. 10:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know it's crazy, but it sounds good too, you know? I mean, I'm not going to shoot it right here, but. 10:57 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds powerful. Good action. Good action. Don't point, dude. Why would you point your rifle at the camera? It's weird. 11:03 Speaker 1 It's not a real person. 11:04 Speaker 2 I know, it's just this weird. 11:06 Speaker 1 Is that weird it? 11:08 Speaker 2 Kind of made me feel uncomfortable. I don't know why. If I get shot, I'm over here. Like Brandon, stop pointing a gun at me, man. 11:14 Speaker 1 Chuck's like I was out over in the military and then I get killed by getting shot through a camera. It's. 11:19 Speaker 2 Through my computer. 11:21 Speaker 1 So I'll show you the other one tomorrow. But yeah, this one's pretty cool. It's looks good. It's nice. I, my buddy Josh was telling me about how I was trying to use this site. I thought you had to flip it up. How am I? Well, that don't make no fucking sense, but apparently you can. It's like 100 meters, 200 meters, 300, and it goes off to 800 meters or something. 11:38 Apparently the Africans thought 8 meant Max power, so they were just fucking putting them on 8 and just fucking launching it over everybody's heads and that's why they died. They know how to use them. 11:48 Speaker 2 Who told you that? 11:50 Speaker 1 My buddy Josh, really that's a problem. I don't think they knew how to use them so but it was good. It's like nice and black and everything except for, you know, I gotta wear. I don't know how this ejects. I don't know if it comes back over to the right. No, right out. 12:00 to 12:03 Speaker 2 Does it like the AR? It'll it'll come, yeah, it's like the AR, it'll come mostly to the to the right. So you should be, you should be OK and. 12:11 Speaker 1 Then I'll I'll show you the other one. Tomorrow's shotgun. It's upstairs so. 12:14 Speaker 2 That's exciting. That's exciting. 12:15 Announcing the Raffle Winner and Confusing Ski Prize So hey, before, before you go any further, I got to give you the winner. 12:19 Speaker 1 Oh, for the raffles. 12:22 Speaker 2 For verified home services, Can you believe that all it took was us to talk about this yesterday and say hey look first person to call verified home services to get an estimate wins an item. Dude they had multiple calls today. 12:39 What, what what what? What is wrong with what takes them? 12:43 Speaker 1 Maybe instead of like telling them just to call, maybe we should do like the 7th caller wins like back on the radio. That's how they get people calling that's. 12:48 Speaker 2 What we should do from now on, that's what we'll do. So every instead of every Friday, we'll just randomly pull somebody. We'll say everybody that the 7th caller of the week, you know, whatever and watch everybody's going to call on Friday, which is going to be weird. But anyway, so the the winner. Now do you want to know what the prize is first? 13:05 Or should I tell the winner first? 13:08 Speaker 1 Oh shit, that's all one. All right, here we go. 13:13 Speaker 2 Am I doing winner or prize? Oh, winner. All right, go ahead. All right. Dylan Disharoon is our win Dylan disharoon Dylan disharoon was the 1st and just so you guys know Dylan is in the market for a deck repair. 13:34 So congratulations Dylan on your new Dick deck repair. I. 13:40 Speaker 1 Got about to say I thought I might every now and then. I think I might need a Dick repair too, you know? 13:44 Speaker 2 Do you want to know what he got? This is awesome. Yeah. What? 13:46 Speaker 1 Do you got? What do you got? 13:47 Speaker 2 OK, so guys, guys, look, Jose Sack is deep, OK? I don't know what's coming out. I don't know what's going in. It's kind of like Brandon's bed, you know what I mean? I don't know, but I just, whatever happens, happens, I take what I can get. So Dylan, if you don't like your prize, I can't promise you you're going to get something better, but I can promise you'll get something different. 14:07 So here it is. 14:07 So here it is. I'm going to need a lot of room for this. 14:14 Speaker 1 My sound boards noises, what the fuck? Oh, I thought it was a massive gun. What the fuck is that? 14:19 Speaker 2 It's a slalom ski. 14:21 Speaker 1 Why are there like 2 foot holes on there? 14:23 Speaker 2 'Cause you use it's slalom, dummy. Used one ski for two feet. No, you don't. You got 2, don't you? No, I got one. It's a, it's a, it's a slalom. 14:32 Speaker 1 Ski. Yeah, but you put your feet in front of the other, like 1 foot in the back, one foot in the front. What the. I've never seen that before. I thought the slalom ski thing was when you're going down the real steep hill and then they fly and then they see how far they can go. OK. 14:46 Speaker 2 So now, before I challenge you, I'm worried I'm wrong. I think it's just what I just said. I've never. 14:55 Speaker 1 Seen people maybe? 14:56 Speaker 2 Maybe Jose's. What is a ski called? 14:56 Speaker 2 Maybe Jose's. What is a ski called? You put oops, you put both feet on you're. 15:08 Speaker 1 Going to be like that. It's a snowboard. 15:11 Speaker 2 The ski you put both feet on, often for adaptive skiing, is called a bi ski. 15:20 Speaker 1 I don't know if you know what you're talking about. 15:22 Speaker 2 OK, well then dude, I I don't. All I know is it's a ski with two feet on it. OK. 15:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm looking up slalom right now and there's they definitely have two skis on their feet, so I don't know what the hell that is. Good luck. That looks like the fucking ankle breaker 5000 right there. 2-2 fucking feet going straight ahead. Like what the fuck? That's there's no way that's right. 15:44 I'm going to die. 15:45 Speaker 2 Now, now you got hold on. Oh, here we go. 15:47 Speaker 1 Is that for water? No. 15:51 Speaker 2 I thought it was for water but now you got me worried. It says it's a Cressy pro plus. That's all I got. 16:00 Speaker 1 Congratulations, you got. We don't know what the fuck it is. 16:00 Speaker 1 Congratulations, you got. We don't know what the fuck it is. You got it. Yay. 16:05 Speaker 2 Jose's selling it for Jose was selling it for 70 bucks, so apparently it's nice, you know? 16:10 Speaker 1 Gotta say it's it's also I would it's more ski season so go try it on the slopes. If you bust your ass, it's probably meant for water. More likely. If you break your ankles, we are not liable. That fucking disclaimer in the front covers everything even we're gonna need Megan to add on like a injury to self or something. And. 16:25 Speaker 2 Again, Brandon, if they contact me and say, you know, I don't want the ankle breaker, 2000 can't promise you're going to need something better. I mean, I got a lot of stuff out of Jose's sack, so I'm just going in and randomly pulling it out. But that's what you want. So once again, the winner, make sure you reach out to me. 16:43 You can DM me or you can just call the show and we'll call you back. But again, the winner is Dylan Descherun. Dylan Descherun. 16:51 Speaker 1 Hell yeah. 16:52 Brandon's Day and Facebook Content Strategy Cool. Awesome. All right, well, like I said, today, I didn't do a whole lot. I just went over to my grandma's. I took her some pizza. We ate lunch over there, printed her some stamps. Thank God I've convinced her I'll just fucking buy stamps. The the stamp place. The what? Is that the post office stamp? 17:08 Speaker 2 Place you're so you know they sell stamps everywhere, right? 17:14 Speaker 1 No, I did not. I mean the fucking post OP, the the post stamp post office place is right here at us on our Rd. I mean, I can, I, I can look through it when I'm sitting in the living room. So I might as well just pick them up there. But no, so I'm fine there. Took us to Papa John's pizza. We ate that. I had to pull her washer and dryer out so she can get new ones or something like that. 17:31 She wants me to list dryer on marketplace. I'm like, look, how about I just give you 50 bucks to not fucking do that, all right, Because I do not feel like dealing with a fucker on marketplace. Like I'll meet you over here and then we'll get there. I'll be like, I'm 20 minutes away and then it's an hour and he's like, oh, the truck broke Joe, I'm sorry, what the fuck, dude? 17:46 So I don't know about that. Might just scrap it. But I've been posting some new videos on the Facebook. If you see I'm putting shit in the group, it's because I have to post. I have to share 6 to the group. Then it gives me like a $70 bonus or something like that. But I didn't know Facebook, did they do they do Christmas bonuses? 18:02 I was like, oh hell yeah. So whatever you earn in December, you get a 20% bonus. So I'm like, oh, that's pretty cool. That's pretty nice. But what I was thinking also is you're always talking about how you need content. Why don't you just start another page and just steal all my content? So I got, I got hundreds of videos and they're not only, I'll tell you which ones are copyrighted because they're in a like a licensing contract, but a lot of them are not copyrighted. 18:23 Like none of them are. 18:25 Speaker 2 So just just start another page, you know, for ants that are addicted to whatever and just start sharing. 18:32 Speaker 1 It Yeah, there you go. Yeah, just fucking download them and then repost them. 18:36 Speaker 2 Now I now I like what you're doing. Now I like it. Now I like it. 18:39 Speaker 1 I mean, anybody can do that really. 18:41 Speaker 2 Yeah, but see, why'd you say, why'd you say that now somebody else like. 18:44 Speaker 1 Well, there's somebody on there already that I don't know them, but it's like Johannes writer or something. They use the Clueless 2 logo and they've they've got like 86,000 followers on there and they get a shit ton of views. I'm like, damn. But I got, I mean, that was before I really started posting on Facebook, but that's going good on my side now. So I'm like, yeah, people can steal my content. 19:00 I don't care. 19:02 Speaker 2 It's stupid, you know, that's like the that defeats the purpose. If you let everybody steal your content, eventually they're going to be more successful than you. 19:11 Speaker 1 Well then that, then I'll hit them with a copyright claim. 19:14 Speaker 2 Can you do that? I think it's like a statute of limitations. I. 19:17 Speaker 1 Don't think so. I don't know how I'd do that. I would have to get like an entertainment lawyer or some shit and they sound pricey. That's what suits people were. 19:23 Speaker 2 Entertainment lawyers. That's what I remember. I reached out to a bunch of them to sue Kane Brown and none of them would take the case. 19:30 Speaker 1 Oh, really, dude? They, they were like, Nah, you're fucked. He ain't got no case here. Yeah. 19:33 Speaker 2 Kind of, I mean, they were like, you know, hey, give us $20,000 and we'll, we'll look into it. You know, it wasn't even like, it wasn't even like, hey, we're going to sue him. It was just, hey, give up. You got to pay us X amount of dollars and we'll like look into it. And I'm like, I'm not going to give you money for a slam dunk case. 19:49 You know, Kane Brown stole my song. OK, Slam dunk stupid. 19:54 Speaker 1 So I don't know, I mean, whoever can do it better, I mean, you can do that. I don't give a shit. I'm not going to copyright. Like I said, there are some that be viral come after you for if you repost them. I can't remember exactly which ones are licensing with them or license with them. But yeah. 20:07 Brandon's Factor Meals and Kitchen Cleaning Struggles And then today I woke up feeling like shit because I forgot to eat dinner last night and I woke up this morning. I was like, why do I feel so bad? I was like, damn, I forgot to eat anything yesterday. So I didn't eat nothing yesterday. But how do you? How do you? 20:16 Speaker 2 Forget. 20:18 Speaker 1 It was just a busy, long day, you know. We woke up, went to the pawn shop and then bought guns, went to Josh's, cleaned them and hung out for a minute. They came here and recorded. By the time I got done editing everything, it was like 20:30 Speaker 2 That's exactly where that I like how you're like, yeah, I felt like crap. It was definitely wasn't all that beer I drank. It was because I didn't eat dinner. 20:37 Speaker 1 Well, it's the same amount of beer I normally drink and I don't ever feel that bad. So I'm thinking it's the dinner thing, you know, no food. But I've been on the Factor stuff. You ever had Factor like those pre made meals that they ship to you? 20:46 Speaker 2 Oh no. 20:47 Speaker 1 Oh, they're pretty good, man. 20:47 Speaker 1 Oh, they're pretty good, man. I'm trying to get in their partner program also, but they're pretty good, man. They taste, they're tasty, they're good, and they come out like $7.00 a meal. I'm like, this is way probably smarter than me going out, spending $40 every time, every night, going out to eat. You know what I mean? 30 to 40 are. 21:01 Speaker 2 These meals just for you or is there enough meals for all of your household? 21:05 Speaker 1 Oh, just me, everyone else talking for themselves so. 21:07 Speaker 2 When they get there, When they get there. I'm looking right now. Factor. Oh OK. A rotating weekly menu. These are weird looking bro. 21:17 Speaker 1 They're pretty tasty though. What are you looking at right now? 21:20 Speaker 2 Their web page are are you doing like the Oh no, that's the Fitness Fitness Pal. Fresh premium salads. Some of it looks like school lunch. 21:32 Speaker 1 I don't know what what you're on 'cause there's just like pre made meals. I didn't see any salads on there. I just get dinner. 21:37 Speaker 2 Factor75.com factorfactor.com So how much are these meals? Just so in case somebody wants to to partake. 21:46 Speaker 1 They come out to like $7.00 a meal, which is pretty cheap compared to and they're kind of small portions, but they got a shit ton of protein in them. I thought they would be like too small, but a lot of protein fills you up and that's what I need. So I'm like oh that'll work. But they're pretty tasty. I like them so far. I've had two and I'll have 22:03 Speaker 2 This. 22:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm having tonight. 22:08 Speaker 2 Exactly. Roasted garlic chicken with gravy chive Yukon mash mash. Doesn't say mashed potatoes. I'm guessing mashed potatoes I. 22:16 Speaker 1 Don't know. They got some words on there that I don't know what they are. I ate something the other day that was like with the asparagus or the green beans. I don't even know what that was, but it had like these little white balls in there. They're like soft. They're almost like grapes, like with no skin on them. But they didn't taste like grapes. They're like, I don't know what a lentil is, but I don't think that's what it is. 22:31 Speaker 2 Oh, lentil's good lentils. I think that's Indian correct? 22:35 Speaker 1 I don't know. I hope not. 22:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, exactly because you have a you're kind of boycotting them. So is it are these microwave or these oven? 22:41 Speaker 1 Microwave 2 1/2 minutes, pop it out. It tastes pretty tasty. See, I used to get the I used to get the the devourer ones, but they, they got so much sodium in them. But these don't have a lot of sodium in them. So I'm like, oh, but it's OK. Why'd you say it's sad? I don't have like a fucking family or anything. So why would I not? Why would I cook? 22:56 I don't have a family. 22:57 Speaker 2 That's why it's sad. 22:59 Speaker 1 Oh, we don't cook either. You just fucking show up and eat. 23:04 Speaker 2 I don't. I don't necessarily cook, but I try and I get in trouble a lot. 23:09 Speaker 1 I try, I fuck it up dude. 23:10 Speaker 2 I'm telling you, man, I, I can't, like, I, I would love to cook, but the problem is with guys and, and I, I'm sure you know this because you live with men. I can't like, cook clean, you know what I mean? Like, like I everything like I can, I can cook over at the stove and somehow, you know, the microwave's going to get dirty. 23:30 You know, I'm like, what, how'd that even happen, you know? But there's grease like on the island. And I'm like, what? I even, I even cooked breakfast the other day and I didn't know this was a thing. Have you ever cooked bacon in a skillet and put the lid on? No. 23:46 Speaker 1 What does it do? Make it chewy. 23:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, How did you know that? 23:50 Speaker 1 It just sounds like something it would do it steam it. Steam drinking that sounds fucking weird it. 23:54 Speaker 2 Did it Didn't it was. And I kept, I kept putting the lid on because I was like, OK, I'm going to keep the, I'm going to keep the, the island clean, you know, and I had a skillet and so I would just put the lid on and then just walk away, you know, and then come back and then flip it. 24:09 And then I put the lid back on. And I thought it was, it was kind of cool because not only did it keep it clean, but it, it completely silenced the room, which I thought was really interesting. So it's like, it was like, dude, it's like fry. And all of a sudden it's like mute. I was like, this is cool, dude. I gave it to the kids and I cooked it forever. 24:27 OK, I tried to overcook it. I'm like, why so floppy, right? 24:30 Speaker 1 Steaming fucking bork over there. 24:32 Speaker 2 I've never, I've never had that way a bacon that way. I got to tell you it was it was awkward. It was we were all looking at each other like what? It's all chewy. 24:43 Speaker 1 That's weird. God that's disgusting. 24:43 Speaker 1 That's weird. God that's disgusting. Like. 24:45 Speaker 2 Chewy burnt like I've never had chewy burnt bacon. 24:48 Speaker 1 Well, that's like which at Ted, like I mean I swear to God I'll go up there and they'll be like like he, he does clean up the kitchen very well, but I swear to God he'll make like 1 sandwich and there's like 5-5 pans out and like a bunch of fucking silverware all over the place and there's like so many dishes in the sink. I'm like what happened here? I made a sandwich like what the fuck? 25:05 So that shit happens. But like I said, I don't use any of the cutlery. I just buy a fucking. Like I said, I just eat it out of the tray. You're supposed to put it on a damn plate, you know, be all fancy. I'm like fuck that. Then I got to wash a plate and then I use a plastic fork because I hate doing dishes also. 25:18 Speaker 2 Do you guys not have a dishwasher? 25:20 Speaker 1 We do, but I hate doing that too do. 25:22 Speaker 2 You have a garbage disposal. 25:24 Speaker 1 No, my grandma does. She loves that shit. 25:26 Speaker 2 Why don't you have one I don't I? 25:30 Speaker 1 Don't see how that would help the situation. What? 25:32 Speaker 2 Do you mean you can like just pour all the food and stuff down the sink? 25:36 Speaker 1 I'm interested in that and just putting it in the trash. 25:36 Speaker 1 I'm interested in that and just putting it in the trash. Just fucking paper plate in the trash. 25:41 Speaker 2 I guess it doesn't matter because you use. 25:42 Speaker 1 Plastic everything, Yeah, Everything's plastic, man. So much easier, you know, not for the environment, but for me. And the environment's big, and I'm small, so I got to, you know, look at, you know. 25:50 Speaker 2 What? You know what I got? You know what I got from Jose Sack? 25:53 Speaker 1 What'd you get? 25:54 Speaker 2 Brand new garbage disposal. 25:55 Speaker 1 Oh hell yeah. You gonna put that thing in? You got one over there. 25:58 Speaker 2 Yeah, I got one. I'm gonna give it away. It's gonna happen. 26:00 Podcast Promotions and Santa Contest Details Like them. I think that's next week. I think if somebody needs a garbage disposal, call verified home services and book it. 26:08 Speaker 1 Be like hey call, I did a quote for a garbage disposal but like someone comes out there, I got a free one. Fuck you. Hi, well I mean let's do it on iHeartRadio podcast or Spotify. Be sure to leave us a five star review and a follow. It helps out a good bit. It really does. And we got the Patreon down below. 26:25 Also he's at paid advertising for the show and for dumbed scary and hookers, prostitutes and heroin. Y'all are doing great on the YouTube channel. I'll tell you that. Our watch time is up tremendously. Our watch hours. I'm thinking probably about another month, month and a half maybe to get to that monetization point. 26:42 Like I said, I don't know if we're going to stay there too long. Last time I was monetized that lasted about a week and they pissed off or pissed off at me. So we'll try again. But all you got to do, we need 1000 of you. Go over to the YouTube channel and watch 4 episodes. You ain't even got to really watch them. Just put them on your phone, let them play in the background while you're cooking. When you get home on your ride, just mute that shit. 26:59 You can pull it up at work, just get another tab and just mute that motherfucker. Or you can listen to it if you want to relive all the way back in like April, May, you know, back in the summer when we first started this thing or started in March, but you know, the earlier episodes. And we got Chuck's party coming up December 20th. Remember, if you want to be Santa, the last day for you to enter is the 13th, which is this Saturday. 27:18 So be sure to give us a call, 404-890-0005 on why you should be Santa. We'll get you some gifts and we'll also be giving you some money on behalf of us and the Aurora Law firm who we'll have on next week to help us pick the winner. Are you talking to me? 27:34 Speaker 2 27:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, dude, dude, we got, we got a huge issue here. 27:37 Speaker 1 What happened? 27:39 Speaker 2 They have till Saturday, but tomorrow's episode we're announcing the three finalists so. 27:45 Speaker 1 Nevermind, you're fucked. All right. Don't call. I didn't know that. 27:48 Speaker 2 No, they can't, but they got to do it today at the time of this recording. This is it, man. Like if you want to make this thing, you better call today. Friday's episode we will have, wait, what is today, today's Thursday, right? Yeah, yeah. On Friday's episode, we will have the three finalists. 28:05 We will play all three of them. We'll give you guys do are we going to call them with Manny on or you want us to call them and see if we can get some more information without Manny? Oh. 28:13 Speaker 1 You're talking about the top three. 28:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, we narrowed. We just narrowed down to three, right and then let Manny do it or what? 28:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. I think we narrow it down to three and then maybe we'll, uh, maybe give Manny some notes or let him listen to him because I don't think he's heard any of them, has he? 28:29 Speaker 2 He hasn't heard any of them, so we'll have him on for Monday's episode to announce the winner. What do you think? 28:33 Speaker 1 28:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, that'd probably work. Yeah, more likely. 28:35 Speaker 2 All right, so you guys got till tonight. When you hear this tonight, get get on it. All right, call us or you're done. All right, that's all I got. Brandon, go back to Mexico. Oh. 28:44 Speaker 1 OK, and then we got our big party, January 11th, 28:59 Speaker 2 What? 28:59 Speaker 1 We got Danny and the Vagabonds coming out there performing for us. We got the Duncan Brothers opening for them, and then we got Distinct Grace opening for them. We got 2 openers. I mean, it's fucking insane. I don't know anybody that does that. Maybe next show we'll have like 10 openers. We'll just keep adding an opener every time and then eventually in like 2 years we'll have like 15 bands. We'll be there for two days. 29:15 It'd be like. 29:16 Speaker 2 Multiple stages. Oh yeah. 29:17 Speaker 1 It'd be awesome. We're like, do our own little music. Midtown, like Daily Dose Dumb. Yeah, I feel weird today. I still have. I've only had two pieces of pizza in the past 48 hours. But we also got the raffles leading up to the event. 29:34 Don't forget that you can enter by doing $11.00 donation to the West Foundation for Leukemia Research or giving verified home service a call. There are numbers down there in the description, so leave them, give them a call, get a free estimate. And we got a big raffle going on at the event. All proceeds go to West Foundation for Leukemia Research. 29:51 If you get a raffle ticket while you're at the event, we'll be giving away A7 day trip down to Mexico. It's going to be awesome, going to be a good time. On behalf of us, Jose Sack, Epon, Stockbridge and verified home services. And did you do Nate, who will be your tour guide down there? So if you win, we'll work with you to pick out a date. 30:07 We'll get you, you know, your money for flights and hotel and whatnot. And it's going to be awesome, going to be a good time. So be sure to come on out. 30:14 Morality of Drinking After Church and Voicemail Intro You got anything before we move on there, Chuck? 30:16 Speaker 2 Yeah, you know, I know you got to go to daily dose of dumb news, but you said something that just. 30:20 Speaker 1 I got to call her. 30:21 Speaker 2 Oh, you got a caller? 30:21 Speaker 2 Oh, you got a caller? Oh. 30:22 Speaker 1 We got a caller. Yeah. All right. 30:24 Speaker 2 Can you remind me tomorrow? I want to attack the whole drinking after church thing. 30:31 Speaker 1 I'm not going to remember it all. 30:33 Speaker 2 Do you, do you think that you do you think you go to hell? Maybe you drink like, do you think that's a sin like drinking on Sunday, or do you think it's worse on Sunday? Or it doesn't matter? 30:44 Speaker 1 I think only if you're like Catholic or something, you know, they're real strict, but you know, red wine they drink. 30:48 Speaker 2 They drink alcohol more than anybody. 30:51 Speaker 1 Oh, well, then I guess it's OK. Yeah, I don't think it's a problem. I think. I mean, Jesus drank red wine, so I think. 30:56 Speaker 2 You're the worst. Like to try to have a conversation, like a serious conversation about something that's meaningful with you is evident impossible. Dude, you're like, oh, that's OK. Like dude, that's it. Your morality. That's all you want to say? 31:10 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't see why there's a problem with it. 31:10 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't see why there's a problem with it. And it's not like you're going to church fucking drunk. And like I said, Jesus don't like to drink wine. Back in the day he was chill guy and I think he think he understands, you know, maybe maybe. I mean, beer is pretty much like the new wine for the most part. And then it had good beer. Back then they had Ipas, but that was about it. 31:26 Speaker 2 Hell's hot, Brandon, Hell's hot. 31:28 Speaker 1 Well, I won't know. I don't know. I think you're drinking on a Sunday's fine. You know, we tell you, you don't have a glass of wine. You have a glass of wine on Sunday when we damn fucking record. 31:37 Speaker 2 I'm not saying I'm not saying a glass, I'm saying like drinking a lot, like getting wasted. 31:42 Speaker 1 Oh no, I don't do that. 31:44 Speaker 2 Yeah, you're such a liar. I've been with you. 31:47 Speaker 1 When have you ever been with me on a Sunday? When I was hammered? Hold on, we don't hang out on Sundays. My last. 31:55 Speaker 2 Christmas party was on a Saturday night and you were passed out on my couch. 32:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I was hungover. I wasn't drunk. 32:02 Speaker 2 Oh, you think Camera on a Tuesday midnight, you sobered up. 32:06 Speaker 1 No I mean Jesus doesn't wake up till like 11 in the morning when church he sleeps in on Sundays. 32:13 Speaker 2 OK, touché, touché. Go ahead with the collar. 32:17 Speaker 1 All right, here we go. We'll go ahead and get our collar pulled up right here where we at and you were drunk too and you had your kid down there gambling. That's. 32:26 Speaker 2 What? 32:27 Speaker 1 Andy had a kid gambling at 32:30 Speaker 2 Like again, that wasn't me. You're you're literally saying all the things you were doing. 32:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe so. 32:38 Caller Shares Family's Medical and Financial Challenges All right, here we go. 32:42 Speaker 3 Hey guys, it's Alicia. So I don't want to be Santa, but I'm offering up my husband. You remember dope, Jesse, and I know what you're thinking. And don't worry, he won't spend the money on dope. This actually may be a con for you, but he's been sober for the last 12 years now she. 33:02 Speaker 1 Said that's a con for us, that he's sober. Oh, because he's not going to be drinking. Oh, we're going to break his sobriety there. That'd be. 33:08 Speaker 2 A great party. 33:09 Speaker 1 Let him get wild. We'll buy a bunch of weed and just smoke and drink. Get crazy. 33:14 Speaker 3 So if he's going to be Santa, he won't be drinking or anything at the party, but just keep that in mind. All right, so our sad story. Two years ago Jesse was in a wreck. He broke his knee and now he only has half a kneecap. He will never run with his kids again. 33:33 Speaker 1 What broke? He's got half his kneecap. What half? I thought they did knee replacements all the time. They can't make him a new new cap. 33:41 Speaker 2 I don't even know. I've never OK. 33:44 Speaker 1 Is this real, you think? Cap in half and now he can't run with his kids. 33:49 Speaker 2 I mean I'm I'm guessing a a kneecap damage would cause that. I don't. 33:53 Speaker 1 Ever remember running with my dad though? Did you go on runs with your dad? We played. 33:59 Speaker 2 Basketball and stuff. Oh, we just. 34:00 Speaker 1 Played basketball. In baseball, he just stood in one spot for the most part. 34:04 Speaker 2 So can a person have half a kneecap? Yeah, effectively half of a kneecap. Not literally cut in half, but due to conditions like bark Bark are tight Patella or an accident or injury where it forms its 2 bones or through surgery like a partial knee removal where only one damage compartment of the knee including part of the kneecap area is resurfaced. 34:32 Yeah, I mean. 34:34 Speaker 1 You know when you go to the doctor and they they test your reflexes on your knee, they hit that little thing. You think when they do that now he like, kicks himself in the head? 34:41 Speaker 2 It just flies all the way up over his shoulder. 34:44 Speaker 1 Well, I don't know because I mean, if if you only got half a kneecap, it might bend more. I don't know. I don't know how kneecaps work really. 34:48 Speaker 2 Dude, I'll be honest. And you know what's funny is that when the condition itself, the the picture that they have on YouTube is the doctor hitting the person on the knee. Look here. 35:01 Speaker 1 Before the guy hits himself in the head. That's going to be hilarious. 35:03 Speaker 2 I mean, it's I, it's just a photo. I think. Dude, I just had it. I just want to show you this because this is what you're talking about, right? 35:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, I always felt weird about that, but I did kind of like it. 35:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, I always felt weird about that, but I did kind of like it. Almost like getting like light tapped in the nuts, like, oh God, that scared me. But it was kind of cool, I hear. 35:20 Speaker 3 You what? But from that, he did get a small settlement and he bought a boat to try to, you know, do family stuff with us. But then the boat breaks down and before we could tow it anywhere, his truck breaks down. Now we can't tow the truck or tow the boat to be fixed so he can fix the truck. 35:42 So now he's. 35:43 Speaker 1 Wait all right, so we got the boat broke down. Sounds like a boat. I would never buy a boat again unless it's like a brand new fucking 1 and I I can afford them like $10,000 a season to fix that shit because they're a fucking headache dude. Good God. And then truck broke down. Does he not? I'm just trying to think, did they not have any friends that have like another truck? 36:00 Like the only truck guy in the community, you know what I'm saying? 36:03 Speaker 2 I mean, I rented, I rented a truck from Home Depot to move all that stuff up to the cabin. It was $29.00 a day. 36:08 Speaker 1 You have a truck though, Why did you rent A truck? 36:09 Speaker 2 No, like a a moving truck, a box truck, yeah. 36:11 Speaker 1 But then he's someone with a hitch on it. And I did find out like the Home Depot ones, they do not include a hitch on it because they don't want you pulling a trailer. 36:18 Speaker 2 OK. Well U-Haul does do they? 36:18 Speaker 2 OK. Well U-Haul does do they? I just I just hauled A7 ton bond. 36:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's right. That's right. OK. All right. Well, U-Haul there we. 36:27 Speaker 3 Go as a Nissan Frontier. 36:31 Speaker 2 So. 36:32 Speaker 3 There's that, and then also he has sarcoidosis, which is a problem if you are a middle-aged black woman, which my husband clearly is. 36:42 Speaker 2 Oh my God, back up. What was that? Allodocious or something? I shouldn't say allodocious. Say it again. It's not me that said it. 36:50 Speaker 1 Was Alicia let me play it? 36:52 Speaker 2 Never say that, kid. 36:54 Speaker 3 There's that and then also he has sarcoidosis, which is a problem. 36:58 Speaker 1 Is it sharkadocious? 37:00 Speaker 2 I think she's saying sacadocious. 37:02 Speaker 1 It's something that black, middle-aged, black women get. 37:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm doing the research now. 37:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm doing the research now. So sarcoidosis is a rare inflammatory disease where immune cells from, Yep, it's got to be immune cells from tiny clusters in the organs, commonly the lungs and lymph nodes, but also the skin, eye problems, inflammation. 37:22 So yeah, you get dry cough, fatigue, fever. 37:28 Speaker 1 Say it's common in middle-aged black women, though. 37:32 Speaker 2 Hold on. 37:33 Speaker 1 You think you could say the N word? 37:35 Speaker 2 What I think it's. 37:36 Speaker 1 An N word. 37:37 Speaker 2 He's got a condition that they have sarcoidocious common in black women. Hold on, sarcoidosis is significantly more common and severe in black women in the United States. Wow, that sucks. 37:53 Speaker 1 Damn dude, you might need to do like a 23 Andme, you might come from like Somalia or something. All right, let's play it. 37:58 Speaker 3 If you are a middle-aged black woman, which my husband clearly is. As for me, I have lymphocytic colitis. It's not life threatening, but it could be. 38:10 Speaker 1 A lot of lot of terms we don't know what is that. 38:12 Speaker 2 I'm Googling it. I'm Googling it. Lymphocytic Colitis. Lymp. Lymphocytic. 38:21 Speaker 1 38:21 Speaker 1 I always see those commercials for ultra colitis. That's like some kind of stomach thing, I think. 38:25 Speaker 2 All right, so lympho lymphocytic colitis is a subtype of microscopic colitis, a condition characterized by chronic non bloody watery diarrhea. Oh. 38:38 Speaker 1 God, we probably just didn't have to look that one up, all right? 38:42 Speaker 3 I know it could be. We have a 12 year old son, a four year old son and a 22 year old daughter. Niece. No, there's no incest. 38:52 Speaker 1 You see? Daughter. Niece. How the fuck is that a daughter? I guess she's about to tell us. No incest. Here we go. 38:56 Speaker 3 There her dad is my brother but both her parents are trash so we unofficially adopted her years ago. Our 12 year old really really wants a go Kart. We do not have the money for that this year and not to actually get a good one that's going to actually last. 39:14 So that's really what we're asking for. I know Jose sack is big enough. We don't need a new one. A new one. We a used 1 is fine for us as long as it actually runs the four year old and my. 39:27 Speaker 1 39:27 Speaker 1 You think they want a trailer like a receiver hitch on that go Kart too that you pull the boat with? 39:31 Speaker 2 It's going to take it to work. 39:35 Speaker 3 12 year old can both ride and the go Kart. If you're wanting to get more gifts. My 4 year old likes Paw Patrol and my 22 year old just bought a new house. So $50. A $100.00 gift card to Home Depot. 39:50 We're pretty simple. We're not going to ask for much. It's really the go Kart. OK so my phone number is 70. 39:58 Speaker 1 Stop that, you think? Dude, let me hear. You think she's going to play the whole thing? 40:03 Speaker 2 I think she's just messing with you. 40:06 Speaker 3 05/3. 40:08 Speaker 2 You're. 40:08 Speaker 1 Not messing with me. Oh, God. Why? Why? Why kill me? I'm not heading that out. They can figure out the last fucking 6 digits. Oh, well, maybe they'll have to call you. But no, at least she's great. You know she's been listening for a while. Her husband was the one that called in when we were doing. 40:23 What the hell were you even doing? Were you just giving? Was that Jose sack? 40:27 Speaker 2 You hate to tell us his deepest, darkest secret. 40:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, for was it Jose Sat or tickets or something? Oh no, it was a record to buy, a record that came broke. Yeah. 40:34 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. So dude, this, you know what's crazy is the dude's got half a kneecap and he got half the record. Isn't that weird? 40:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, broke in half. I wonder if it reminded him of it. Like oh what the fuck? 40:44 Speaker 2 Yes, PTSD. No, it's sounds. 40:48 Speaker 1 Like they got a lot going on. I do like how they, you know, they listed what they wanted for the kids. You know, that's like, we don't really, some of the people calling in, I don't even know if they had kids. I think they were just making kids up. But yeah, I don't know. I guess it's more if we're going to be biased, I guess we're going to have to lean towards a family that does have kids. 41:05 I'm, I don't know, it was just because the holidays are, you know, more for the kids. I'd say, you know, they got all the friends, they do all the shit in school and they got The Polar Express and the hot chocolate presents and everything. So it's going to be really hard narrowing this down because I think we've got like 15. 41:20 Speaker 2 Yeah, I I will say when you, when you come the half the kneecap thing that didn't really sell me, you know I don't. 41:28 Speaker 1 Know if you can buy half a kneecap? I think you got to buy a whole 1. 41:31 Speaker 2 I would definitely say he needs knee surgery. So that's where I thought that was going. I thought they were going to ask for like a new knee, which I mean, I don't think Manny can afford that. That's going to be expensive. But then the boat issue that I'm going crap, they want us to buy a new boat or get it, you know, fix it, man, that's that's crazy. 41:50 Then the truck issue, which so now the dude doesn't have a truck, doesn't have a boat, doesn't have a full kneecap, and she can't, you know, go 20 minutes without crap in her pants. So I mean, at this point it's like you want a go Kart. 42:06 Well, I say. 42:08 Speaker 1 I, I don't think we, they know we, we're not, we're not medical professionals, as you can tell, for the most part, we don't know what's going on. So I don't think we can help any like illness, you know, that's more like a doctor thing. Now what we could do is they could go to the doctor and then if there's malpractice, Manny could probably sue him for him. That'd probably work. 42:23 Speaker 2 Maybe maybe Manny could sue on behalf of his kneecap issue. 42:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, get more money out of it. I wonder. I wonder how he got a settlement. 42:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, get more money out of it. I wonder. I wonder how he got a settlement. I'm trying to figure that out. Maybe it wasn't it wasn't him that was at fault or if it was at work or maybe like an Amazon driver hit him or something like that. 42:39 Speaker 2 Oh dude, if an Amazon driver hit him, he'd probably not bought a boat. He'd bought a house. I mean, that's Amazon. Oh yeah, deep pockets on now. 42:46 Dreaming of Amazon Settlements and Party Planning Stress So it's probably like, you know, I'm trying to think of who could hit like an Uber driver. 42:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, maybe an Uber, but I got to see what kind of boat it is. Like I don't know who hit him, but you know, I was actually, we're heading to Jose's pawn shop. There's a 18 Wheeler Amazon that was coming over on me. I was just waiting. I wasn't moving over or nothing. 43:02 Speaker 2 I was like, come on, hit me, hit me now, hit me now. 43:04 Speaker 1 So we've been rich. But no, that didn't happen. That's the only reason I like riding on the Interstate, because I want to get like bumped by like a Amazon driver, like a Swift truck. You know someone. 43:13 Speaker 2 And if they bump you, you're just going to just ratchet into the the guardrail, right? 43:18 Speaker 1 The trees. 43:20 Speaker 2 You buckle up, August, it's on. Yeah, like. 43:24 Speaker 1 I called Chuck. I'm like, I'm in about I'm in a lot of pain right now, all right? It hurts so bad everywhere. This is good. It's a lot of. 43:32 Speaker 2 Pain, lot of pain. August is dead but dude I'm going to make so much money off of this. 43:38 Speaker 1 The August, August, this officer, he was not deaf before we got in the car wreck, all right? I don't know what happened, but he's now deaf, all right? Just have him take his hearing aids out and throw him in the ditch or something. What's going on? 43:51 Speaker 2 Like Oh my God, Amazon was like. 43:53 Speaker 1 Holy shit, give him a settlement right now. This hits the news. He just goes on the news and just starts this whole thing about how he just became deaf. Then they they probably do some research to find out he wasn't deaf or he was deaf before and we'd probably go to jail for fraud. 44:06 Speaker 2 Probably wouldn't be hard to determine that so. 44:10 Speaker 1 All right, well, Alicia, you got you got in just in time. So she just wanted to send her husband. Do you think she's wanting to come too? 44:17 Speaker 2 No, she's coming. That's weird. That's you know, I don't, I mean I don't care. I mean it doesn't matter to me. I mean, hey, trust me, the the guest list would appreciate it, but no, I I don't think it matters. I mean, but I mean dude freaking like crazy. Mark called me and he's like, hey, man, you know, is it cool if I bring my hooker girlfriend? 44:37 And I'm like, no, dude, like, and he's like, he's like, come on, come on, you're kidding, right? I'm like, oh God, I'm like, whatever you got to do, you know, like just just go easy, man, Go easy on me. And then I got, I got other people, I got people that got my number and they somebody messaged me, what was it yesterday? 44:56 And they said, hey, man, what's the dress? What's the dress code for the party? And I'm like, what? And I just like said ha ha ha, very funny. And they said I tried, you know, I'm like, Jesus, dude. 45:10 Speaker 1 Krazymar's going to show with his hooker girlfriend. Blah. We had to bring her son, too. He's he's got him for the weekend. He's 30. Yeah. Yeah. 45:17 Speaker 2 I got, I got the Boy Scout troop outside. They're, they're here to decorate and clean up when it's over. But can they come in and hang out for a little while? Like what? 45:24 Speaker 1 Like if you need them, tie any knots anywhere. All right. He'll put the rock up for you real quick. Real quick. They're good at Rockwall climbing. They put the Rockwall up for you for free. That'd be fun. I'd be, I'm trying to get like 100 people there. That'd be. 45:37 Speaker 2 Awesome. Shut up, dude. You're going to get me divorced. Divorced. Oh. 45:41 Speaker 1 Even no you know Megan's the one that she likes to party. You know she likes to good get them out of people, right? She. 45:47 Speaker 2 She's she, you know, she, she likes to entertain. I mean, she's a very good entertainer when it comes to like putting these together. I mean, she makes, dude, she makes so much food because we don't, we don't have people bring food to the party. Like she does it and it's crazy. The spread's crazy. 46:02 And she's very good at putting on the party. The problem is the days leading up to it, you know, like there comes a, well, there comes a point like I'm abused, you know what I mean? Like she's abusive to me, you know, because it's like, hey, this is what you got to do. And I'm trying to put it all together and do it, but it's hard, it's stressful. 46:19 It's very I'm, I'm, I'm as soon as we get done recording, I'm going out to the garage and working on the winter Wonderland again. I mean, it's tough. It's a lot of work, dude. A lot goes into this. So I. 46:28 Speaker 1 46:28 Speaker 1 Hope you appreciate. 46:28 Speaker 2 It I know you're not going to do anything, you're not going to turn a freaking hand while you're here. 46:33 Speaker 1 I helped last time, I think I took the trash out once or. 46:35 Speaker 2 Something maybe you sat in the garage watching football, smoking your vape at 46:41 Speaker 1 I thought that's where I'll be in the same time, same time. Just let me there, all right? 47:14 Georgia Health Insurance Premiums and Medical Debt Insurance premiums could double, so experts are saying roughly 1.4 million Georgians could see their health insurance premium double if Affordable Care Act tax tax credits expire at the end of the year. Now, to me, you know, I'm a little bit tone deaf on things when it comes to shit like this because like I said, I don't have a family. 47:32 It sounds so sad when I say that, but what I mean is like, I don't have like I'm not responsible for anybody except for myself. So I don't have health insurance. I don't believe I need it. I think at some point it is illegal not to have it. But no one's ever arrested me yet. You know, it's not like they pull me over like tax or registration license. 47:48 And do you have health insurance? No, I don't, so I don't see. And it says 1.4 million Georgians. So that just means there's only a certain amount of people that are going to be, I guess this is the people that are on Obamacare, but is it going to go up for people that are on like, like regular insurance, you know, like Tricare, like United Healthcare or anything like that? 48:09 Speaker 2 No, see, it's funny man, like medical Healthcare is the only thing I don't mess around with. You know, I've, I've said this a million times. I'm I'm a huge proponent of when it comes to vehicle insurance, homeowner's insurance, you need to get the absolute cheapest insurance you can find and get the minimum coverage. 48:28 Doesn't matter liability on your vehicles, the minimum everything on your house because insurance companies are all crooked. They're all they're not going to give you money. So for you to pay more for better insurance, that doesn't mean anything. You have the best insurance in the world tree falls on your house. 48:43 They're still going to give you 20 bucks and be like, sorry, because they just don't care and there's no laws that prevent them from doing that. So with those two, don't even think, dude, just check the box, get it so you're legal, but get the minimum best price you can. Now the medical insurance, I went without it when I got out of the federal service for three or four months. 49:07 That's a nightmare, bro. That is a nightmare because trying trying to get trying to get a doctor's appointment with my kid, for my kids, for my wife. And they didn't have insurance at that time. It was like an act of God and God forbid if something happened, you got to go to the emergency room and now you're getting charged. 49:25 So I don't know. I, I just personally, I, I think it's, you got to have it, but I don't think this is going to affect a lot of people because premiums are already so high. I mean, I'm paying what, $500 a month? 536 right now. A month is what I pay for medical insurance. 49:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, see, with me, though, is like, I'm like, you know, if all my injuries usually come knock on wood, I hadn't had one in a while, but they all usually come to where I need an emergency room is where I'm going. So one of the last things Biden also did also is medical debt does not go on your credit. 49:55 So essentially that means you don't have to fucking pay it. So I think I've, I've been sent a doctor bill a couple of times in my life and I was like super sick, never paid them, never heard anything, never went to collections. I'm like, oh, kind of cool. So but if you do need like elective surgeries or you need to go to a doctor and you're like sick and you're like, hey, I need to do this or I need special medication, I think that's when you need the medical insurance. 50:14 But if you're just like you're just a, a emergency room visit kind of guy like me, I think you're all right. I don't know if you really need it. 50:22 Speaker 2 And then there's a law that got passed that they can no longer put any medical charges on your credit report. 50:28 Speaker 1 Did I just lose you for 15 seconds? I just said that. 50:31 Speaker 2 Sorry dude, my dog. Oh, I did lose you my dog. I think my dog crabbed himself or something. I, I, it's, it smells so bad over here and I'm looking, I'm like, I can't find poop anywhere. So I think it's on him. Oh my God, dude, it's killing me. It's like sick poop. But but anyway, so because of that, because what you said, like with it not going on your, your, your credit report, who cares? 50:52 Megan gets mad because the dentist office will be like, you owe us $200 and she's like, they're calling me. Who cares? Yeah, like, all right, Have fun calling me. Have fun sending me a letter about this $200 I owe you from two years ago. I don't owe you that money, and I don't care. 51:07 So. 51:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, so, all right, well, I had another story, but I really want to hear these questions Chuck's got from yesterday's show. 51:14 Intimate Choices in 'Would You Rather' Game So we'll just go ahead and get into what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck, you real hard. 51:22 Speaker 3 Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me, Chuck me I'm. 51:25 Speaker 1 Full of Chuck. Oh Chuck, Shuck it real. 51:29 Speaker 2 Good. What the Chuck DJ in vision? Probably so bad. 51:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, see your face looks. 51:36 Speaker 2 Like you're so bad right now. I'm just gonna I think it's on him. I think it caught caught in his hair. I'm gonna shave him tomorrow. Let's get a shave him completely bald. He's. 51:44 Speaker 1 Gonna freeze to death. Oh. 51:46 Speaker 2 God, so gross. All right, so we're gonna get through these because these are pretty good. These are the ones that I came up with. All right, here we go. All right, if you had to choose one of these to be in an intimate relationship with, would you rather choose an elf from the North Pole or the Tooth Fairy? 52:10 Speaker 1 Oh, it's not the Dwayne Rock Johnson version, is it? 52:12 Speaker 2 No, no, it'd be I'm trying to think of a good I don't think they had a lot of people play the the tooth fairy in movies. I. 52:21 Speaker 1 Don't think there. Yeah, there's not a whole lot of movies about her like the Easter Bunny. Not a whole lot about him either. Santa really stole the show and I stole to Halloween. 52:27 Speaker 2 But, well, elf, I mean, there's a lot of elf, There's a lot of elf movies. 52:30 Speaker 1 It's Christmas, yeah, but is it Will Ferrell? Will Ferrell, elf or. 52:35 Speaker 2 No, no, no. You'd get you'd get the cream of the crop elf and you'd get the cream of the crop tooth fairy. 52:42 Speaker 1 Oh, man, I'm, I see. I feel like the, the LS probably work a little harder. They're probably always busy and whatnot, which is gonna, it's kind of cool, you know, then I don't have to see her all the time. That'd be great. 52:54 Speaker 2 Oh, oh, you mean like work? 52:55 Speaker 1 Work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 52:57 Speaker 2 I thought you meant that she would put in more work. 52:59 Speaker 1 Oh, she's like following me 24/7. 53:02 Speaker 2 She doesn't get tired, I mean. 53:04 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, she, she got a good conditioning. 53:04 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, she, she got a good conditioning. And I feel like Santa's got her. You know, Santa's probably banging all the hot elves anyway, and I don't want to share an elf with Santa. You know, I don't want to be like Eskimo brothers with that guy. 53:14 Speaker 2 Oh, maybe I do. 53:15 Speaker 1 Maybe I do, I don't know. I don't have to think on that one. But then he had the tooth fairy. She's pretty hot from what I remember, but she got a weird obsession, you know? What does she do with all the teeth? Like when I go to her house, it's just like a room full of teeth, just like kids teeth. Also, it's like, it's weird, you know, like. 53:31 Speaker 2 It would be. It would be decorated very serial killer. Serial killer esque is what I would consider it. 53:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, and I don't know where she lives at either. I feel like somewhere like Brazil or something. And I'm not a, you know, I prefer the cold, you know, a little more. So I think I could go with. I think I'm gonna go with the elf just because I've always wanted to bang a Midget anyway. Oh my God. The down unders. 53:55 Yeah. So I'm think I'm gonna go with the with the with with the elf. That'd be cool. Oh, Speaking of midgets, is is new room cool about business midgets or no? 54:03 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, they they are very Midget friendly there. 54:06 Speaker 1 Cool. All right, all right. Good to know. So yeah, I'm going with elf. I would love to bang an elf. 54:10 Speaker 2 OK, all right, well, just so you know, the tooth fairy lives in a magical secret place like called fairy land. Often describes a castle made of teeth. See. 54:18 Speaker 1 That's a little scary. 54:20 Speaker 2 Near the river of stars, but her exact I want to say. 54:23 Speaker 1 The river of Styx. 54:24 Speaker 2 So you know where she was originally from Austria. Brush Co. 54:30 Speaker 1 Really. Yeah. I don't want to live in Colorado either. I mean, it's kind of cool, but that. 54:35 Speaker 2 Kind of that kind of eliminates her, I guess. 54:37 Speaker 1 Yeah. 54:38 Speaker 2 So, all right, so this is this is a this is a interesting one. I got to be quiet a little bit, but would you rather be a tender date for a married couple? 54:52 Speaker 1 So I'm like a threesome. 54:52 Speaker 1 So I'm like a threesome. Yep. Or. 54:57 Speaker 2 Tender date for a terminally ill woman that would be deceased within 30 days. Oh dude. 55:03 Speaker 1 I feel like this one's pretty easy because how old is this woman? The terminally ill one, say 40s? All right, so she can't get pregnant Anyway, I'm just thinking if I got her pregnant, she died. Oh my. 55:14 Speaker 2 God dude, and why would you go there? That's not even where I was thinking you would go with this. 55:19 Speaker 1 It was, you know, exactly what I think and you never write these questions. Is she like brittle? Like, am I going to fucking be breaking her? Like is she got glass bones or what? 55:29 Speaker 2 I'm going to give her. I don't want to say that because that sounds terrible because we're doing our charity for him. I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to give her. I don't want to give her HIV because then you're going to pop out. You're going to say no? 55:45 Speaker 1 What's that where the bones breakdown like it gets? 55:48 Speaker 2 All why are why are you so obsessed with that Glass character? It's like you, you just, you're like the last like week. You've been obsessed with this Glass character from Unbreakable. 55:56 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. 55:56 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. It's not from Unbreakable. It's from SpongeBob you. 55:59 Speaker 2 Know I'll give her Parkinson's. 56:02 Speaker 1 Oh, so she's shaking. That might be pretty cool. I might be like Oh my. 56:06 Speaker 2 God, dude, you're going down. You're going down. 56:11 Speaker 1 We got a problem, you might as well use it in a in a good way, you know what I'm saying? I don't think maybe Wild might RIP my Wiener off. She was giving me a hand job. How old's the married couple? 30s. 56:26 Is she hot? Oh, yeah, it's not fat. Nope. What about the dude? Is he gonna, like, want to grab my balls from behind or a little bit? Oh, yeah. I think we're going with the terminally ill artisans, lady. Look at the shakes, baby. 56:43 Speaker 2 Dude, that's that's weird that you chose that. That is, that is a little ock. That's a. 56:47 Speaker 1 Little weirder to banging a terminally ill person that I don't have to deal with in 30 days versus AI got to walk around. I might see this dude that fondled my balls in Walmart. All right, come on. 56:56 Speaker 2 OK, OK, OK. He didn't do that. All he did was just like, like, rub your back. 57:02 Speaker 1 I'm still going with the Parkinson's. 57:04 Speaker 2 Lady OK, all right. 57:11 Hero or Moron and Episode Wrap-Up Again, not what I expected. 57:14 Speaker 1 All right, listen, with a dude that's weird. It's not. 57:19 Speaker 2 But he's not. It's not like he's doing anything. 57:21 Speaker 1 Why the fuck is he there then? Videotaping. Oh, that's even worse. OK. 57:31 Speaker 2 All right, last one. You know what? I maybe get 2 in here. Would you rather have the stamina to run 25 miles without stopping, which many people do? It's a marathon, right? 57:46 Or the stamina to do lovemaking for 25 hours stopping. 57:55 Speaker 1 Oh man, dude, that see, one time I, I got in a hot tub and I, my buddy pissed in a hot tub. So I put in too much. I put in a shit ton of shock in there dude. And I went, I sat in there and I was like, man, this motherfucker is hot as shit. I went to the temperature. I'm like, what's going on here? 58:11 I got out. It had chemical burns all the way from the fucking weight. And a Wiener was raw, dude. I mean, it was like a new layer of skin. It's super soft now. I think I just burned off the old later like a like a snake, like a snakeskin. But I went in there and tried to bang my girlfriend and dude, that hurt so bad. So I imagine 25 hours of sex would probably be like that. 58:28 And it might kill a woman. I don't know. She might get dehydrated too. All the juice is coming out, I think. I think I would be able to. I think I would. I'm thinking about running. You know, I'm not a big runner to begin with. But if I could run 25 miles and I'd be tired until I hit that 25 miles, that'd be pretty cool. 58:43 I think I could win like every marathon then. And, like, people would give me money. And then I could probably outrun, like, outrun. If I could outrun everybody, I probably would have beat all the other people before the bombs went off at the Boston Marathon. Oh. 58:58 Speaker 2 58:58 Speaker 2 My God, why does that even come up in your brain? 59:01 Speaker 1 When you think about marathon, you think of what? Boston bombing? Boston Marathon. 59:05 Speaker 2 That's not what I think of at all. That's like the 100th on my list of things that I associate with the marathon runner. 59:14 Speaker 1 You think about marathons a lot, don't you? 59:16 Speaker 2 I think about athletic people or well, it's not even athletic. It's it's actually really bad for you to be able to run a merit. Like marathons are very, very bad for you. 59:24 Speaker 1 Mad at your joints, right? 59:25 Speaker 2 Oh, they're bad for everything. I mean, they're bad for your heart, they're bad for your joints. They're just, they're just bad. Do you know, do you know why it's called a marathon? Do you know the answer to that? 59:35 Speaker 1 I'm guessing it's kind of like the Michelin star rating, the tire brand, right? Restaurants, I guess Marathon was like, oh, I think we could promote our store more if we do a marathon run, no. 59:45 Speaker 2 It's from, it's from ancient Greece. It's the story of when the whatever I, I, I don't, I know it's not the Spartans, people are going to beat me up about it. But whoever was being attacked by somebody else and the one guy had to run from one location to another to warn them of the opinion attack. 1:00:00 And the place that he ran to was Marathon. And it was just 25.2 miles or whatever it is. What? 1:00:07 Speaker 1 Was the place called that he ran from? Because he got to run back too, doesn't he? 1:00:09 Speaker 2 I don't, I don't think he ran back. He just ran to 25.2 and then he died. I think like he was just like, I'm out. 1:00:15 Speaker 1 I just left 711. I am at the marathon. 1:00:20 Speaker 2 OK, last one and this one should be easy for you. I I would think because I I know the answer you're going to give but it's the wrong 1. So it is what it is. If you had to have a movie made about you and I gave you one of two scripts, would you choose to have a movie made about you because you died a hero, or a movie made about you because you became rich as a moron? 1:00:47 Speaker 1 A diet hero? What the fuck? What am I like a superhero or just like a like a pulled a kid off the subway and then I fucking fell in and died. 1:00:54 Speaker 2 Yeah, something like that. Like you actually, or you saved, Like you stopped a terrorist attack that was going to kill thousands of people and they made a movie about you. 1:01:02 Speaker 1 Oh, but I died in that that part. 1:01:05 Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, you, you die in the movie, you die in both or you die in that movie. But in the other one, they do a movie about you because you became rich being a moron and everybody knows you're a moron. Like I, I, I really equate it to the, have you seen the movie about the what's the fake mute concert that they were going to put on in the Bahamas? 1:01:24 Speaker 1 Oh, Fire Fest. 1:01:25 Speaker 2 Fire fest like. 1:01:26 Speaker 1 That just did want a real 1 and it actually was real. It's called Phoenix 25. He was on a Highland. Did you see that? 1:01:31 Speaker 2 No, but they would make a movie about you like something like that that. 1:01:34 Speaker 1 'D be pretty cool, but I don't want to die so I want to be able to see the movie. That would suck man. I mean, but. 1:01:40 Speaker 2 You can save you as a hero. You could have saved thousands alive. 1:01:44 Speaker 1 And what at what point in my life do I do I do this there should be like. And the only thing he did was talk shit about people on a podcast, post dumb videos, and he saved 30 Jewish people. I'm moving like fuck, they were Jewish. I didn't know that. Oh. 1:01:58 Speaker 2 My God. 1:01:59 Speaker 1 I'm just kidding. No, I don't. Damn. I feel like I want to be the, you know, I, I don't do like a lot of hero activities. Like, I'm not around to be a hero, you know? I don't like, I don't like see trash on the ground. Be like hero. Let me pick it up every now and then, depending if there's a trash can nearby, but I don't want to fucking carry it for 2 miles until I find a trash can. 1:02:22 Trash cans are sparse when you really start noticing them. They're not a lot around unless you're at a gas station, probably. There's a lot of trash on the ground. I think we have to go with the moron making money, you know, because eventually someone's going to make a documentary about me. Hopefully that's that's why I like Molas. 1:02:38 Before I die, someone makes a documentary about me and you. 1:02:41 Speaker 2 And you wanted to be made about how dumb you are? Yeah. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 That'd be great. It would piss people off so fucking bad. Like they spent all this time and energy reading books and going to college and being a doctor. And like, look at this idiot you're you're essentially talking about Steve will do it. I don't know if you ever heard of him, but he is a moron. But he's got millions and millions and millions of dollars. 1:02:59 He's like, he's my age. I think he's 2625. 1:03:02 Speaker 2 Well, I'll be honest, I think Mr. Beast is a moron. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, but he makes a lot of money. 1:03:06 Speaker 2 He makes a lot of money and that's so that's, it's sad. 1:03:09 Speaker 1 Moron. 1:03:10 Speaker 2 It's sad that you chose that because I, I, I don't, you know, sometimes I give you an opportunity in these questions to just shock us all, you know what I mean? And do the moral right thing to do or, or, or, you know, say the right thing and the right thing would be, you know, I, I want, if I had to choose one of the two, I'd much rather be made a movie of me being a hero because that means that people survived or I saved lives. 1:03:31 You know, that'd be a good thing to say. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I, I, I'm more of AI feel like they'd fuck it up. Like you can really, you can easily fuck up an action movie. You know you cast the wrong people, right? 1:03:41 Speaker 2 Here you still save lives, Brandon. 1:03:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not not worried about that too much. I save lives doing what I do now. I entertain people and they probably get the noose around their neck right now and they're like, Nope, not gonna do it. He said something funny, Let me take it off. I'll try again tomorrow. And then we say something funny again the next day and they're like, you know what? Life's worth living as long I can laugh like this. So I do it every day. 1:03:59 I'm a hero. 1:04:01 Speaker 2 I'm sorry. I'm sorry to the people that are ever going to be in the situation with Brandon where he has an opportunity to save your life and he's going to be like, not today. 1:04:09 Speaker 1 Nope. What would the what would the terrorist attacks be and how would I die? 1:04:13 Speaker 2 I would say the terrorist attacks would be like a suicide bomber is going to run into a school and you just so happened to be mowing the lawn outside the school. I lost all those. 1:04:27 Speaker 1 Contracts. 1:04:28 Speaker 2 1:04:28 Speaker 2 What? 1:04:29 Speaker 1 Oh, oh, I said. We used to cut grass at schools, but I lost those contracts. 1:04:32 Speaker 2 OK, well you got the contracts back and you see it about to go down and you're like, not today. And you go and you tackle them to the ground and you're wrestling with them and you go to grab the the clicker out of his wrist and he blows it up and you both die. 1:04:49 Speaker 1 What? What is it like elementary school or what? 1:04:52 Speaker 2 Yes, it's elementary, I guess. Hell no they're not. 1:04:54 Speaker 1 Going to remember what I did for them. They don't understand what's happening. 1:04:57 Speaker 2 Oh my God. OK, high school. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 Last time they made a move out of high school, those guys did not look too good in there. 1:05:06 Speaker 2 OK, forget it dude, just do your stupid movie. I can't. 1:05:10 Speaker 1 I'm just trying to think about it. It would be worth it, you know what I'm saying? Like, are my friends and family going to be sad that I'm dead over what you know? I'm just like, I don't know. Would you do it? 1:05:18 Speaker 2 How long would you be dead? How long would Brandon have to be dead for anyone in the house you live in to know you're dead? 1:05:28 Speaker 1 Well, I don't take a lot of trips. They're probably, they probably know quickly. I would think a week, probably like a day and 1/2. 1:05:40 Speaker 2 They're like, you smell that? Yeah, I think Brandon's down there cooking something he got in the mail. 1:05:48 Speaker 1 Wait, why would I die in the basement? I can be a hero like dying in the basement. 1:05:51 Speaker 2 No, you can't die in the basement because you can't be a hero in the basement. You got to be a hero. You know what? That's a good one. OK, what if I said you make a movie about being stupid and getting rich? Or make a movie about you being a hero and saving all your loved ones and friends, and if you don't make that movie, they all die without you. 1:06:11 Oh. 1:06:11 Speaker 1 Well then, yeah, at that point maybe I could. I would save them. 1:06:14 Speaker 2 Thank you, Brian. 1:06:14 Speaker 1 That part, that part, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's, it's crazy. It's crazy world out there. I was just, I don't wanna save strangers, you know what I mean? Because they wouldn't do it for me. 1:06:24 Speaker 2 So that's not true. 1:06:26 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, you think strangers would save their life or the sacrifice their lives for a bunch of like Jewish Mossad agents attacking? 1:06:33 Speaker 2 It happens all the time. People save. People sacrifice themselves to save people all the time. 1:06:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, they're normally old, though. I mean, the only one, the only one that had the the the hero one I'm thinking of right now is when Kyle Rittenhouse shot all those people in that one state and they're attacking them. They never make a movie about him, did they? 1:06:48 Speaker 2 It's not a hero. He's defending himself. 1:06:50 Speaker 1 Oh, OK, yeah, I guess that makes sense. He got, he got a couple of them too. Man, that was fucking awesome. Forgot about that. I see him pop up every now and then. I'm like, who is this guy? I'm like, Oh yeah, that's the guy that shot all those other people with AR. 1:07:01 Speaker 2 Get him on the show. Get him on the show. 1:07:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll see. All right. Well, we appreciate you listening. I just told you the whole spiel about 15 minutes ago, so I wanted to tell you again about it, but we appreciate you listening. I said be sure to lose a five star of you and a follow and go to the YouTube. That's all we want for Christmas. Just go over there, 1000 of you just to watch 4 episodes. Listen to them. You don't even have to watch them. You don't really have to watch them. 1:07:19 Like I said, just have them on in the background. But we appreciate it. You got anything before we get on out of here? 1:07:23 Speaker 2 Yeah, you're not crazy. You did not hear an interview today from the Duncan Brothers band. That's because they moved it to tomorrow. So we'll have them on tomorrow. And yeah, happy Thursday. 1:07:32 Speaker 1 Night stands. Goodbye. Like I said, if I would say people, it'd be because I had a superpower. I could run fast and I would throw the Boston bombs in the trash can. Alright, we'll see you later.