Cannibalism: When Is It Not Ok? EP-269 - The Daily Dose Show
2025-12-17
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Transcript Chapters This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 The Bee Colony Begins: New Channel & Gambling Sponsorships Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:02 Speaker 3 bee colony has been started. I mean there's no bees in there, but we set up the the location and we did the first video. So we're going to Africanize them at 1,000,000 followers on the new channel. My name is Brandon Thrasher. It is the daily dose show over there is Chuck Iron fist. How you doing did? 1:17 Speaker 4 You get your queen. 1:19 Speaker 3 No, I ordered her. But see, I, I think I'm going to start another channel with with the bees just it's the dedicated Instagram channel for them for the fact that steak wants me to do videos for them, another gambling company. But the problem with all these gambling companies is they all want to be exclusive. 1:35 So I don't want to leave my rain bed deal at the moment because I don't know how good steak is, but they seem to be offering a the the the per video rate's a little lower. It's about half it's but if the video goes over 1 million views, you get a bonus of 4.5000 and if it goes over 2 million views, you add another 5000 on top. 1:56 So if I'll post a video and it gets 2 million views about the bees, it'll, it'll earn me $10,000. So might be a better output. But I think if I just had the bee channel, I think people will like that. They'll be like, alright, I know this is all about bees over here. And then maybe I include some ants on that like actual Ant colony, but I don't want to, you know, that way. 2:15 Then I kind of diversify. I got more channels. So I'm. 2:18 Speaker 4 Just going to, I'm just going to throw this out there. Two things. One, and we can get into this in a minute. I just want to know how the queen gets shipped. I mean, she just like all alone with her little bee suitcase and she's like sitting in a box just waiting to be open. And then when you open it, she flies away and you're like, damn it. Or like, how does that like do they have her bound in some way? 2:36 Like how do you keep her from just flying away when you open the package? 2:39 Speaker 3 Oh, they got her in like this little little wood box. That's probably about you know about that about yay big actually Damn, I had a little vape thing here that was like the perfect size for I don't know where it went. Oh, right here. It looks it's about the size of this, maybe a little bigger and it's just got like screen mesh on the top and it's hollowed out. 2:56 And she's just chilling in there. And she's got a couple workers and they at the very end, they've got like some hard sugar to keep it locked up. And once you put her in there in the hive, the, the workables will eat through the eat through the the sugar and then they'll be in the hive. 3:00. I had Drew over here doing the the landscaping. I said, yeah, that's be great. Kids can go swim. We get the pool season started. 3:13 They'll be ready to start making babies and honey. 3:15 Controversial Bee Channel Ideas and Hemp Plant Experiments 3:15 Controversial Bee Channel Ideas and Hemp Plant Experiments That's freaking wild. OK, that's one. The other question is I I know how you operate, all right? Everybody knows how you operate. You're not exactly what we'd like to call. Just say animal lovers do not like you in any way, shape or form right now. Now, ants and worms, totally different category than bees. 3:34 The bees. Bees are beloved creatures in America, right? I mean, we've been taught for what since we were little kids. Honey bees go extinct. We all die, right? You're going to be over here trying to like get an entire small population of our food source addicted to drugs and tobacco and all the things that kill us. 3:57 How do you think that's going to fly when the people are looking at you going, OK, this dude is trying to kill the human race? Because if you what happened? I mean, I'm just saying what happens if all these bees literally start like, man, this is good stuff. And they stop pollinating flowers and they start going over and eating tobacco plants and chilling looking for, you know, marijuana. 4:16 I I just you could cause a. 4:18 Speaker 3 Problem here. That's good. I'm going to need you to comment that on the video to get, you know, fear monger over people. So they start commenting back and forth. They're like, Oh my God, what the fuck's happening? But it doesn't matter. I just need the view in the followers. You know they, they can be pissed off all they want that's fine. I need division that helps that helps on the channel division does. 4:35 Speaker 4 No, Brandon, I'm not. I'm not saying I'm not. I don't care about your. I'm talking about what if, like what? This is probably never been done before, right? I know, right? Pretty cool. Bees are pretty smart creatures, and the animal or the insect Kingdom, I would say they're up there with. 4:52 Yeah, they're probably alone. I don't really know of any other insects that are smart, right? I mean, mosquitoes, idiots, flies. Stupid, right? Ants. Dumb, right? Bees are intelligent little insects, and you are trying to get them addicted to bad things, which, you know, they're going to tell their other little bee buddies when they're out. 5:10 They're like, yo, dude, you ever tried THC? No, I've never tried that. Yeah, you don't want to work all day. We don't have to make honey anymore. And they're like, what? Next thing you know, they're all doing it and we all die because he I'm. 5:21 Speaker 3 I'm actually going to get some hemp plants. They look exactly like weed plants. I just got to keep the THC below .3%. But I'm going to tell people it's weed plants. But when the feds show up, I'm going to tell them it's hemp plants. You know, it's going to be kind of like the gas hole thing. Again, I expect multiple organizations, federal organizations to show up to my doorstep. 5:37 But I'm going to, I'm going to have all the proof for them. And look, these are hemp plants and I got to do a little more research on how you keep hemp plants from becoming straight on weed plants because that I feel like it's a very fine line. I put too much water. Bam, I got fucking 10 felonies sitting right there. 5:52 So I got a, you know, tobacco plants, you can grow all you want. You know, there's no regulation on that. But weed plants heavily regulated and in Georgia it's not legal. So but I can grow hip plants. They're like the fastest growing plant besides bamboo. I didn't know that. 6:07 So we'll get them addicted to, you know, quote UN quote weed. I'm going to do a lot of explaining to the to the anus. Just got to make sure my my P's and Q's are good because when I did, when I did the gas hole and I told them it was just food coloring in the hole like blue and yellow. They're like, oh, the only way they could prove me wrong or right was for me to show them the fucking food coloring packet. 6:26 And I had to like dig through the trash and find it and the receipt and everything. I'm like, here it is. They're like, all right, I guess you're good. Like, why can't we just like pull a cup out of the fucking around and try to light it on fire? Like obviously that wouldn't work. So I I don't know, the feds aren't the smartest. They the problem solving skills are not what I thought they would be. 6:43 They're not like in the movies. 6:44 Snitching on Fraud to Federal Agencies for a Bounty So OK, I got a question for you because Speaking of feds and federal agencies, so I'm I'm I took off today, did not work. I said screw that, I need to sleep. Megan didn't even wake me up. I woke up at like 6:58 Speaker 3 Now he's in it. 6:59 Speaker 4 So nice man. I just needed I needed sleep and I'm watching the news, having my cup of coffee and sitting there recliner and the the Treasury Secretary, I can't remember his name. He's a real weird dude, but he was he was talking to one of the correspondents and he said we're tackling fraud in America. 7:17 We have this website put together that if you report fraud by anybody, anyone, you get 30% of the taxes owed by said criminal organization or whatever, right? 7:33 So we all know I have a relationship with a certain company in the area that I know are dirty, right? So I know they're doing bad things. So what do you think I did? 7:43 Speaker 3 Yeah, you left the tip. 7:45 Speaker 4 I totally did dude. 7:46 Speaker 3 Oh God, now we're going to curtail that for us too. 7:48 Speaker 4 That's what I said. As soon as I did it, I was like, oh crap, you know what I mean? Because I forgot about like they're probably going to want me to like testify or something or give them information. And I'm not I'm not trying to go that far. Like I'll tell you a crime has been committed, but you got to find all the details. 8:04 Don't come to me like I just hey. 8:07 Speaker 3 I'm just snitching. I ain't testing. 8:10 Speaker 4 I just want 30% and I just want to be able to run a company and be able to get work without having to deal with this because it's hurting my bottom line baby. But anyway, I again, as soon as I did it, I worried for a second because I got the e-mail confirmation back to an e-mail like your tip has been reported. And I'm like, oh, crap. 8:26 And then I thought of that. I'm like, it's the federal government. They're not going to do anything about this. Like like they'll nobody will ever read this tip. 8:33 Speaker 3 Why? Why don't you just tip off ice and just have them random up? 8:36 Speaker 4 See, I thought about that too, but there's a couple hombres on my team. I don't really know what their status is, you know, fully, you know what I mean? And I don't, I don't want, you know, once you open up Pandora's Box, baby, you can't put it back in. That's that's what I'm afraid of. 8:50 Speaker 3 Well, don't send them to your job site. Send them to sheep and grade, drive by and see if they're out there and they'll be like, oh shit, man, they're going to be here all day and call ICE. Be like, hey, there's like fucking a shit ton of illegals out here, man. Again. 9:00. 9:01 Speaker 4 We're talking about a certain criminal enterprise that probably would frown upon that. If I'm going to get in trouble and I'm going to have the cartel after me, it's going to have to be for money. Like I need to make money off of this. That way I have enough money to take my family, put them somewhere safe, and then be on the run. You know what I mean? But let's just turn it in. 9:17 Their workers, they're a dime a dozen. They go go back to Lowe's and get 20 more. They're not trying to make money. They're not skilled. Like they just got guys out there walking around hauling logs and oh, look at us, we're a business. No, you're not OK. You're just out here laundering money. But that's my fear. If I'm going to do it, it's got to be for cash. 9:34 Cartel Threats and Untrustworthy People Discussions How much money would you accept to have the cartel want to kill you? 9:39 Speaker 3 Oh God, probably like 10 million. That's. 9:41 Speaker 4 What I was thinking, I was thinking 10. 9:43 Speaker 3 Security forever and you can never trust another Mexican again, which sucks, you know? Yeah, you just always like, yeah, I don't know about that guy. You know, you don't. You can't ever go to your favorite Mexican restaurant anymore. You can't ever, you know, go to any Taco spot really, without heavy security. 9:58 You got to do take out all the time. You know, Mexican take out usually gets bad by the time you get it home, you know, it's just it'd be a terrible life. So pretty much you're asking how much money to never eat Mexican food again also. 10:11 Speaker 4 Most of the Mexican people I know are very trustworthy. 10:11 Speaker 4 Most of the Mexican people I know are very trustworthy. Like they're just a trustworthy group. You know what I mean? It would suck when you do because because there are other other groups that are just naturally not trustworthy, you know what I mean? So now you got to. 10:25 Speaker 3 The Blacks. 10:26 Speaker 4 No. Can you not say that that way? 10:29 Speaker 3 We said Mexicans, why can we not say blacks? 10:31 Speaker 4 Because it's not what we call. We don't call ourselves the Whites, OK? 10:35 Speaker 3 Yeah, whites, Whites in America, Whites, whites, Browns, blacks. 10:38 Speaker 4 Call them African Americans. 10:40 Speaker 3 They were never in Africa. 10:42 Speaker 4 It's it's just, and we're Caucasians and. 10:45 Speaker 3 We, we never came from the mountains of caucus. We were born. I was born right fucking here. 10:48 Speaker 4 I am. I am OK. I'm just Uber sensitive to race right now. OK, Remember I had the issue. I just don't want to deal with it. I don't want to talk about that, Brandon. You always ruin everything. I almost forgot where I'm at. Oh, untrustworthy people, right? Yeah, like gypsies are untrustworthy. 11:04 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, they're always trying to undermine you and Jews, yes. 11:07 Speaker 4 God. 11:07 Speaker 3 Bless America. Why are you going to say gypsies are untrustworthy and you're not going to say Jews aren't untrustworthy? They're the most untrustworthy. They undermine you every second the chance they'll sell you out for 2 pennies, but you have to go after certain people all the. 11:21 Speaker 4 Time. All right. You going after Gypsies? I was going to say Gypsies at homeless. 11:25 Speaker 3 People. OK, let's include Jews with them. What's the problem with that? 11:30 Speaker 4 They're not homeless and I have lots of friends that are Jewish that I trust very much. 11:34 Speaker 3 I don't think you do. They'll I bet they would sell you out in a heartbeat. I. 11:38 Speaker 4 Bet you would sell me out in a heartbeat. 11:41 Speaker 3 I don't have no I would sell you. I'm not Jewish. 11:41 Speaker 3 I don't have no I would sell you. I'm not Jewish. I OK or a gypsy? 11:46 Speaker 4 That's another thing I, I, I don't really trust people that are very, very, very country. 11:52 Speaker 3 Oh OK, like what's 2 country for you? 11:55 Speaker 4 Like the hills of Appalachia. 11:57 Speaker 3 OK, well, I'm not that country. That's more hill folk. That's hillbilly. 12:00 Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't trust them at all. 12:03 Speaker 3 Yeah, those people, yeah, those they'll eat you, you know, they, they have a lot of places up there that that's my biggest fear about hill folk is, is cannibalism because they, they don't have a lot of options and they probably over haunted all the animals in the area. And they're like, oh look, Gunner just walked in live, Sally go grabbed a knife and then snap you in the back and you're dead. 12:20 Speaker 4 And you can't visit them because they think they're still making moonshine. They, they still in their brain think that, you know, the feds are after them for all their moonshine. And, and so I, I told you, I had that case up in. Oh my gosh, Johnson City, TN right? 12:35 It's also a line in a song, isn't it? Old Crow medicine show Wagon wheel taunt or a. 12:41 Speaker 3 Johnson City, TN Yeah. 12:45 Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had, I had a case up there and and I had a, another agent with me went to the local law enforcement, say hey man, I'd go interview this guy. And he said, what's his address? And I told him, and the cop goes, I'm going to have to take you up there. 12:57 Appalachian Hillbillies, Cannibalism, and Federal Encounters So what do you mean you have to take me up there? He's like, they don't, they don't really accept visitors too well on that road. What are you talking about? So the whole way up the road, he's got his sirens going, right? Like he like just letting them know and we're going three mph up this road. 13:15 We get there, I do the interview and I'm like, this is the weirdest thing on earth. He's like, man, it's a different world up here. He's like these people, they do not trust anybody, especially federal government. And what are we going to do? You have nothing. I I mean, there was there was these people had literally nothing and they were worried the feds were going to come in and take them out. 13:31 Like bro, really? Over moonshine distillery. 13:33 Speaker 3 I've seen WICO. 13:35 Speaker 4 I guess, and I'm sure they're making other stuff. I mean, let's be honest. But anyway, there's just a lot of, you know, there's a lot of trustworthy people out. There's a lot of not trustworthy people out there. I just don't want to ruin my relationship with the Hispanic, you know, the population, especially since I have such a good one right now. 13:51 And that's, I think doing what you're saying it would, it would, I would never be allowed to. I mean, my guys would probably just turn. You already did it. 13:58 Speaker 3 You already, you already tipped off the feds that the Mexicans are over here, whatever tree service, and they're fucking laundering and they're all illegal. 14:04 Speaker 4 That's not what I said. I don't even know. 14:04 Speaker 4 That's not what I said. I don't even know. You know what, For all I know, it's a kingpin and he's white and he's running the business, but he's getting money from the narcos and he's laundering the money. That's all I said. I just said, hey, somebody. 14:17 Speaker 3 That's it. That's all I said. I told them exactly where they were at and where I live and where I think they should go. 14:24 Speaker 4 I didn't, I didn't put my address. It want it wants your address, all your information. I was like name, phone number, e-mail, done. That's it. They're just kind of just put it at your brother in You got a message over there today all. Of a sudden, it's just full automatic gunfire just spraying through the house. 14:42 I'm like, oh. 14:44 Speaker 3 Hey, Ryan, were those, were those bullets like Mexican? Do they look Mexican? Pick one up and bring it over here. Yeah, that's a Mexican bullet. Got fucking Tapatio sauce on it. Oh, man. Well, hopefully the cardio don't come after you. I don't know. 15:00 I'm snitching on people. I didn't know you were doing that right now. 15:03 Speaker 4 Well, I didn't. I didn't know I I do what I saw I. 15:06 Speaker 3 You're not even snitching because you're not getting out of trouble. You're just telling. You're just telling. 15:09 Speaker 4 30% What if, What if, oh, I don't, I don't know. I just had a feeling I, I just have a feeling that this is a big one and dude, if it's 30% of $10 million, that's still probably not worth it. And then I'm going to, you know, what I'm going to do is I'm going to when they come interview me, I'm going to say, hey, I'm reporting for Brandon Thrasher, right? 15:29 He's he does not want to be a part of this, so he just wants me to report. You can give me the money and I'll make sure he gets paid. But Brandon Thrasher. 15:37 Speaker 3 Tell us, tell us the one that lives in Florida. There's one that lives in Florida. We're friends on Snapchat. I can't remember how he found me, but his name is exactly the same. So hella 10, the one in Florida. 15:48 Speaker 4 Yeah, 'cause they'll put the, they'll put the check in Brandon Thrasher's name, but you can cash it. 15:53 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, They'll just go kill the other guy. Then they'll think everything is OK. They're like, all right, we solved the problem, you know? Yep. Poor, poor guy on the floor is gotta die. I think he's young, too. Poor guy, he didn't live very long. He's not going to know what happened to him. He's probably not what happened. The name the same as me with all the crazy shit he's saying. 16:10 Dude, I guarantee that dude said I bet when he goes to try to get a job somewhere he's going to run into some problems. They're going to Google him like that's you. But no, I promise. But I don't know man, I think it's you. Kind of sounds like you dude. I promise not. I wonder, could I get in code for that? For having the same name as someone and having such a bad reputation on the Internet that it causes problems to him. 16:32 Speaker 4 I don't think so because I mean it's your reputation too and I don't think you have a bad reputation. I I just think you are undesirable to join any workforce. 16:41 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, I'm unemployable for the most part. 16:45 Speaker 4 I mean, you're borderline unfriendable, I guess. Like if somebody becomes friends with you, they have to explain themselves, you know, like that's what that that was one of my fears of the day when that guy ran into me. He's like, hey man, are you Chuck from the Daily Dose? I was worried he was going to go. So you and Brandon are pretty close, huh? And I was like, no, no, we're not. 17:01 I just, I coach. I'm a good, I'm a good dad. 17:04 Speaker 3 We have the same ideals and values. 17:05 Speaker 4 I know we do. I'm not. 17:06 Speaker 3 17:06 Speaker 3 People all the time and I meet him high, high up people. I'm like, Oh yeah, me. Chuck thinks the same way as me. 17:10 Speaker 4 Jude, I hate homeless. I hate you so much, he voted. 17:15 Speaker 3 Against Marta coming to his house because he hates homeless so much. 17:17 Speaker 4 I did vote against Marta, but that was not because of poor people. That was just because I don't want any riff raff and and I don't I don't want my property values to go down. 17:27 Speaker 3 It's not like you damn old white man in the 70s blacks got all the referee. 17:31 Speaker 4 Why I didn't say that? I said I don't want. When you have Marta come out, then people let, like any criminal, it doesn't matter what the color your skin is. You're going to get on the Marta and you're going to ride to the end of the line and try to start your life over. I don't want them starting over right down the road from me. 17:46 Speaker 3 I really know that this area is people who established their life. We, we are established. All right, start here. Go a little further north, or go further South, East or West, but not here, not preferably. 17:57 Speaker 4 Preferably S, preferably South. 18:00 Chuck's Pool Problems and Questionable Wilderness Survival Tips So, OK, all right, well, I'm happy about that. Well, I called you earlier and you said your fucking pool heater went out and they're over there replacing the damn circuit board. Why the hell are you using the pool heater right now? I mean, it's fucking warm outside, isn't it? 18:11 Speaker 4 No, I, I, I, I turned it on last Thursday because we were like, OK, we're getting in the pool this weekend. We Saturday we had an early day. We knew we'd be home by 18:26 So Megan's running it from her phone. Everything goes out, everything stops working. And when I call the pool company to complain about it, surely you're wrong. Surely this is what you're doing wrong, right And all this crap. So I'm like, he's like, turn off the, you know, turn off the circuit breaker. 18:42 Do this, do that. Man. I worked on this thing for two days. Finally, dude shows up today and that's when you called me and he goes, oh, yeah, man, your motherboard's fried. What? What I why didn't you think that was an option when I was texting you for the last four days? 18:58 And you're telling me I'm crazy because he said, well, the pool lights on. I said, dude, they're not working. He goes, that's not even, that's not even possible. I assure you it is, Sir. It says it's on and they're not on. So anyway, they're changing out the motherboard. And then my skimmer, according to my pool guy has never worked. 19:14 My pool skimmer has never sucked a single thing into that little hole. 19:14 My pool skimmer has never sucked a single thing into that little hole. And he said, and he and he goes, Chuck, look, man, like I work on a lot of pools. I'm telling your skimmers broke there. There's no skimming happening in your pool, which I tell the pool company because it's all under warranty for like two or three years, say, hey, man, my pool skimmer doesn't work. 19:32 It's not sucking. It's not, there's no sucking going on in my pool, and I need some sucking, right? And so he goes, oh, surely that's not a deal. That's not even possible. You know, my pool guy said it's not working. So they come over today. I kid you, I swear to God, you know what he says to me? 19:49 He goes, yeah, I figured out the problem. Like, what's that? He goes, you see this, this pipe right here that says skimmer. Yeah, he goes, that was mislabeled. That's the pool cleaning tube all. 20:03 Speaker 3 The water out. 20:04 Speaker 4 It's I don't even use that because that's like for old school, like when you have when you hook up a vacuum cleaner into a hole. 20:09 Speaker 3 Suck it all out. 20:10 Speaker 4 And you suck it. But I don't, we don't, we don't use that. We have like a little robot. So he literally pulls the sticker off that tube, takes the sticker off the pool cleaning tube, takes that off and then changes them and he goes fixed. 20:25 I called my pool guy, I go, hey man, they were mislabeled. He goes, what kind of idiot would mislabel what are the most important tubes? And I said, I know, so I'm not, I'm not trying to bash a pool company yet, but everybody just stand by, OK, Within the next week, we might have to go after another company because we already have a few. 20:44 We might have another one on our hands just like that band. 20:48 Speaker 3 So are you skimming and heating now? 20:51 Speaker 4 What's the band? 20:52 Speaker 3 Oh, oh, what did you say? 20:53 Speaker 4 I said we hate, just like we hate the band. 20:56 Speaker 3 Oh, oh, balling for soup, balling for Cox. 20:59 Speaker 4 There you go. 21:01 Speaker 3 They replaced the motherboard. Now you're skimming and heating. 21:05 Speaker 4 No motherboard had to get ordered. It's going to take a week or two weeks, so. 21:08 Speaker 3 How do the how do you know how the I've never even heard of a pool motherboard that new fucking going out. What the fuck happened? Some damn Taiwanese motherfucker didn't do it right because he had a Chinese Communist with a gun pointed at him. 21:18 Speaker 4 Allegedly from my, from my, from the pool companies. Yeah, Hayward came out with a system update last year that's just been wreaking havoc on the industry. So that's what happened. It was a system update that they put out last year that was faulty. So now we got to change out all the motherboards. 21:33 I don't know what any of that means, but I it is sucking right now. It's fine. It's sucking for the first time it's ever. It's it's never sucked. So now it's that's good. But yeah, motherboards out. I won't even have them. I won't have lights in my pool until I get back from vacation. 21:48 Speaker 3 Well, in the meantime, what you can do is in the backyard you can find some big rocks and start a fire on them, get them real hot and toss them in the pool. And then have that had your young one go pick the pool off the rocks off the bottom. So she likes to do those rings. See what she does with like a 10 LB rock 10 pounder. 22:03 Speaker 4 To heat that pool you'd have to have like 17 boulders dropped in it. 22:07 Speaker 3 It'd be a fun game, you know, toss the hot rocks in and be like, all right, Sidney, go down there and get them. 22:11 Speaker 4 Did you know that's actually a way to stay? Like to get a hot a bubble or a hot bath in the wild? 22:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, you can also boil water like that. 22:20 Speaker 4 I didn't know about boiling water, but I, I watched that, that Alaskan guy, the survivalist, and he always does that. He, he talked, I don't know, they said like if you're like he had a fire, he took all these rocks, got them really, really hot, put them in his front floorboard, which I thought was unsafe. 22:35 I don't know why you would do that of his. 22:37 Speaker 3 Vehicle. 22:39 Speaker 4 Yeah, and then it was -10° outside. He got inside the vehicle after putting all the rocks in there. The temperature stayed above 70 for like 6 or 7 hours. 22:48 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, Hot rocks will do good, man. Hot rocks hold heat, yeah. Or you can put like a little candle in there. Candles put a lot off a lot of heat too if you're in a small area and. 22:55 Speaker 4 I don't believe that. 22:57 Speaker 3 They do, yeah. They, I've seen people they'll keep like the little tiny little puck candles and they'll have like a, a emergency blanket, you know, the, the metal ones, the the shiny ones. 23:06 Speaker 4 Yeah, they're not metal. 23:08 Speaker 3 They're aluminum metal. 23:09 Speaker 4 Whatever, like foil. 23:10 Speaker 3 Yeah, the aluminum is metal, but they, they, they, they bundle themselves up underneath it and you can put a little tiny candle in there and you get, you got to keep your head up out of there so you don't die of oxygen, please. It'll heat it up like another 30°. It's crazy. 23:26 Speaker 4 Man dies after hearing survival tips on the Daily Dose Show, where Brandon Thrasher told him to cover his head with a candle for warmth. 23:35 Speaker 3 But well, if you want to listen to the rest of the show, you would have heard me say keep your head out. And if you will listen to the beginning, there's a disclaimer. So if you kill yourself, not my fault, not my fault, Don't take any advice from the show that you know. I'm not. I'm not saying any of the advice will work. It's work maybe for me and people I know, but maybe not for you. 23:51 I don't know your situation. So all right, well, we appreciate you listening. If you are you're not right out podcast or Spotify, be sure to lose the five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. It really does. We see how doing it all the time. So please keep doing that. 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I mean, you can also go to that website and it takes you to dailydoseshow.com as well. 24:56 Speaker 4 All right, so after we talked about this yesterday on the show, I had a listener reach out to me. And I haven't really read this because I, I don't know if they're for or against the incest thing. I don't know if they're mad at us or if they're trying to make a point. I don't know. 25:11 But I'm going to read what they sent me for the first time here because it has to do directly with this billboard and Brandon's decision to say Americans for incest.com is a website that is now in existence and it takes you to us. OK, so this is what they wrote. 25:27 Oh I think it has something to do with Adam and Eve. It says if you take the book of Genesis literally, the early human population starts with Adam and Eve, and the text later says they had other sons and daughters beyond Cain and Abel. That means logically the first generations would have to had to reproduce within the same family. 25:43 So yes, by modern definitions that would involve incest. But the key point is the Bible doesn't represent it as immoral at that stage. The prohibitions against insects came much later, so within the internal logic of the text, it's portrayed as a necessary part of human beginnings rather than a violation of established law. 26:01 Therefore, a website Americans for incest.com is biblical. 26:07 Speaker 3 Sweet. All right. Cool. 26:08 Speaker 4 I don't think that's true. 26:11 Speaker 3 Oh God, was pretty much like, all right, you can bang your brothers and sisters for a little while, but then like a few 100 years down the road, he was like, saw someone banging his sister. He's like, stop that, look, there's plenty of people now stop banging your sister. Come on now. All right, find someone else or you're going to screw everything up. Is that pretty much what happened? Is that how I'm understanding this? 26:27 Speaker 4 I mean, I don't know if whatever change, I think that we just as the human race have decided when it comes to Christianity and religion, what's right and what's wrong. We try to interpret the Bible to believe, to go with our beliefs and whatever we prefer to how we like to live our lives. When it comes to incest, I think that's accurate. 26:44 You know, just like it has to be done to get it going. But then after that, it's like, you know, if you don't have to do something, why do it, right? I mean, it's one thing like if with me and you were in a plane crash and, you know, crazy Mark's out there and crazy dies in the plane crash. 27:02 Are we going to eat his butt? Of course we're going to eat his butt because we have to. But if we get. 27:06 Speaker 3 Home and eat the rest of them that's. 27:08 Speaker 4 What? 27:10 Speaker 3 We like, we like bring his arm with him or something or his and we get home when we're sitting there and they're like, what the fuck is that? Be like crazy Mark's arm. What are you talking about? Like you're going to eat him. Like, yeah, we ate his ass out there. You're. 27:21 Speaker 4 Like. 27:22 Speaker 3 Yeah, but you were dying. Be like. Yeah, but we 38 part of them, we might as well finish the rest of them. He's kind of good, you know, with all that coke, kind of like with a marinade over the years. 27:30 Speaker 4 I, I look at it like if me and you were in this plane crash and we had, and you know, crazy mark obviously died on impact because he's not as strong as us. And we, and we, we courted them out, right? We courted them out just like a mule or like a, like a deer. And then we packed them up into like packing and dressings and we put them in packs. 27:46 And you have half a crazy mark on your back. I have half a crazy mark on my back. We hike 100 miles till civilization. We get to a police station or somebody we get to help, right. And by this time we've already eaten, I don't know, maybe 1/4 of crazy Mark because we're not going to go hungry, especially if we're hiking that far. 28:04 We got to keep our, you know, calories up. Well, then we get there and they're like, what's in the packs? And we're like, oh, just meat. We need to put it in the freezer for later. And then we save it and like, and we just eat crazy Mark and we like, we, we like, why would you do that, right? I mean, it's one thing to eat them to get out, but it's not, I just don't think it's appropriate. 28:19 Same thing with incest. You know, that's that's the best way I can. 28:25 Speaker 3 If you have to do it, it's OK, I get what you're saying. 28:28 Speaker 4 Yeah, Now what would be gross is if you were on a deserted island with your sister and you were like, well, we got to start life here, you know, like that's not OK. I. 28:39 Speaker 3 Yeah, I, I think you could do it a lot. I think you could like nut in a cup and she could just rub it in there. You know, I think that would work. That'd probably be OK. 28:45 Speaker 4 One of the grossest images you ever put in my brain. 28:49 Speaker 3 It's better than banging your sister though. I. 28:51 Speaker 4 Mean, I'm saying no, you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do either one. The second with the one you said is even grosser because you thought of that. I don't know how you think of that. That's disgusting. 29:02 Speaker 3 I mean, it's just, it's, I mean, I understand how babies are made. So you just got to have the two ingredients and if you don't want to stick your fucking, you know, stick your, your, your batter maker in the bowl. You know, you just, you just drop the batter in the bowl. You just toss it. 29:17 Speaker 4 Or abstinence. And you don't do it because the human population is fine. Now. We don't have to populate on a small island. We can just live our lives as brother and sister and friends. And it's normal. And then that way you can live with yourself. If you're ever rescued, could you imagine if you get rescued 20 years later and you got a family, you got grandkids. 29:35 And they're like, what? Yeah, but. 29:38 Speaker 3 You didn't. You didn't have sex with your sister. You just got a pregnant. 29:43 Speaker 4 I think, I think you're, I think you're overestimating the power of the finger here, Brandon. I I I think you need to have some type of projection like propulsion to get a girl pregnant. 29:55 Speaker 3 I don't think so. 29:55 Speaker 3 I don't think so. It's got like they got like a little things in there. The juices grab a hold of the sperm and suck it up in the ovaries. Pulls it up in there. 30:04 Speaker 4 I am going to say that that is very, very rare that that happens where you can just touch it to the outside a little bit and it just gets her pregnant. 30:14 Speaker 3 Well, I mean, you know, she would have to open it up some, you know, with her. 30:17 Speaker 4 Fingers. God can. 30:18 Speaker 3 We one hand open it up, shove it up in there. It's like a Turkey baster. 30:21 Speaker 4 That, but that's what I'm saying. You don't have a Turkey baster on the on the island. 30:25 Speaker 3 You'd probably make something they got bamboo or something, you know, I mean, I I just think it'd be possible to do without actually having sex. And then obviously you might have some problems with the kids depending on Oh my God, what's going on there, But. 30:38 Speaker 4 Could you imagine you're stuck on a deserted island? You got 3 kids that are more work than they are help. 30:43 Speaker 3 Yeah. Oh yeah, They're just like. 30:45 Speaker 4 Yeah, and you're like, baby Brandon, stop going and jumping off that Cliff into the ocean. He's like, I can't help it. 30:52 Speaker 3 You go one more time before we fucking eat you OK? You're eating our food. They were like, all right, we're going to make another baby because we had to eat this one. 31:00 Speaker 4 I mean it's. 31:02 Speaker 3 Like the same thing. If you really think about it though, you know how you have some of those women that can't have kids, so they take an egg out of her and put it in another woman and then they take the sperm out of that dude and put it in her. They're not banging, but they're using that just sperm. So you're. 31:16 Speaker 4 Talking about in vitro fertilization. 31:18 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's a surrogate. You got to have a surrogate, right? 31:20 Speaker 4 Well, you can also do it with a surrogate where they take the egg. But here's the deal. You would have to have advances in medical technology on this island that you just don't have. There's no way you can get an egg from the woman. And don't even try to explain to me how you could get an egg from the I do not want Dude, please, please don't. 31:36 Speaker 3 You don't have to get the egg out because she's good to go. I'm just saying this is the same scenario of that you can get someone pregnant without having sex. You know, you just need the sperm. So I'm thinking you get the sperm and you just put it in there. I mean, if it needs a little projection, you just make a little fucking bamboo straw, blow it in there, and you're on the island. 31:56 I'm sure you're going to find, you know, they're talking about all the fucking turtles dying of plastic straws. There's got to be a fucking straw on the island somewhere. 32:02 Speaker 4 OK, if any couples are trying to get pregnant right now, we would. We would, we would really accept your help. We need you to try to get your wife pregnant with just a straw. I don't think it's possible. Well, that too. I don't think it's possible because as soon as your sperm hit the air they start dying. 32:19 Speaker 3 What? No they don't. They fucking save sperm and sperm banks all the time. What do you think? You're in a inter. You're fucking in a interlock when you're jacking off. 32:26 Speaker 4 God, I'm trying to. I'm just trying to change like, like, like change your mind on this whole thing. I don't know why you want to have a baby so bad on this island with your sister. 32:36 Speaker 3 Survive You got to. We're the last people alive. We're on. 32:38 Speaker 4 This No, you're the last people on this island. It's the whole world is still going on. There's no need to have more babies. 32:45 Speaker 3 But if we're never getting off this island, I mean, might as well, you know, we're going to get old one day. We're going to need people to take care of us. So we're going to have to have children and finally get one that's not, you know, we got to fucking drown in the ocean and eat. 32:55 Speaker 4 Oh my God. Oh my God. I just. You're such a terrible human being. 33:03 Speaker 3 I'm just saying it would be possible to get your sister pregnant without having sex with her. 33:07 Speaker 4 OK, it's. 33:08 Speaker 3 All I'm. 33:08 Speaker 4 Saying it may be possible, but it ain't right and nobody should consider doing that. 33:12 Speaker 3 Well it ain't right eating crazy in the fucking ass 1st and then carrying the rest of his body. I mean you have to do it, you know. You know it's not right, but you got to do it for survival. 33:22 Speaker 4 There is no way shape or form these two situations are the same. Crazy is the only way we stay alive. We have to eat him to live. That's like without his nourishment to our bodies, we die. You're on an island trying to create an in vitro fertilization process for your sister because in the off chance you're not rescued in 50 something years, you want somebody to take care of you on an island. 33:44 What are they going to do? They're going to dig a hole in the sand and let you lay in it and cover you up to keep you warm. There's no there's no fish for you at that point. Die. I'd rather die than have to have kids. And you're going to have special needs kids. They're not going to take care of you. They're going to kill you as soon as you're 75. 34:02 They're just going to Were you out in the ocean? 34:04 Speaker 3 Well, I'm hoping, you know, it depends if if you know, you get one pregnant now, they'll be able to work around age 12. So I'd be 39, I'd be almost 40. All right, so that that'd be it. That'd be a hell of a, you know, nice retirement right there. I'd be in my little bamboo Hut, you know, with my sister Slash, mother of my child and. 34:24 Speaker 4 So gross. You're so disgusting. 34:28 Speaker 3 And we'd live on the island, you know, it's, it's not the ideal situation, but we'd make it work. 34:33 Speaker 4 The way you're telling it, it is ideal to you. Like you're actually happy. I can see it in your face how excited you are. Like, like, like with, with crazy, you're not, you're not overly excited about that. I, I, I can tell. Like if we were in the mountains, we would, obviously we'd do it. We'd probably eat his heart too, just to make sure, like, because that's what you're supposed to do. 34:50 The Indians did that. You'd take their soul by eating their heart. So we'd do that too. 34:54 Speaker 3 I don't want crazy soul in me. I'm gonna leave a soul out there. Let it go wherever it wants to go, not inside. 35:01 Speaker 4 We eat his heart and like the next day we're both sitting there and you're like, man, I really want a Coke. I'm like me too. 35:10 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, We'd probably die of, like, sodium overload eating it. All the Coke in there. It's probably formaldehyde at that point, you know, I don't know. Bad. But all right. Well, we know Chuck doesn't want to survive on the island, OK? 35:23 Speaker 4 You see, it's not about survival. You're stupid. 35:28 Speaker 3 All right, whatever. 35:29 Middle School Teacher Busted for Vaping THC and Kratom Well, all right, we're going to get into daily DOS, Adam. 35:33 Speaker 2 News. That's your Daily 35:58 Speaker 3 caught vaping THC at school blames testing, weak anxiety, deputies say A north Georgia middle school teacher is facing charges after deputies say she was caught vaping a THC pin inside a school bathroom. According to Instant Report, she went in there and a vape sensor was triggered in a female restroom. 36:17 She's 45 said the vaping device was handed over. She admitted it was THC in there and now she's suspended at the moment. She also had kratom pills and now she's charged with possession of a controlled substance. 36:34 It's a it's a very odd situation, you know, I mean, with because, you know, I mean, she was, she was outside smoking a joint. I mean, it just wouldn't be that big of a deal. But since it's a THC pin, it's still heavily regulated, so now she's getting controlled for that. If it were me, I would have told him I bought it at a gas station and I'm hitting it along with the kratom gummies, kratom pills, which I don't know how kratom's fucking legal. 36:58 That shit is insane. That's like methadone. But I mean, this lady just, you know, she's stressed out. She wants to do a little toke in the bathroom and they've got fucking vape sensors in the bathroom. What kind of fucking faggotry is going on here? That's where kids have to go to vape. Now you're going to have to now they're going to be in the street vaping. 37:14 I mean, is that safer? I don't think so, but I don't think it's really that big of a deal. I mean, it's not like she was hammered at school. She's still doing her job. I mean, kids are just in there testing. She didn't smell like it because pins, you don't really smell like it. You're not burning anything. So she just got caught by the fucking vape sensors and I don't really see it being that big of a deal. 37:32 How mad would you be if you came home or your kids came home and they're like dad? Our teacher got arrested for smoking weed in the bathroom THC but she was pretty cool. She didn't try to do anything weird though. 37:45 Speaker 4 I mean, I'd find it, I'd find it comical to a certain extent. Now my question is, what school was this at? You said, you said North Georgia. That's that's a pretty big area. 37:57 Speaker 3 If it occurred, Rome Middle School. 38:01 Speaker 4 All right, so Rome's not what I would consider backwoods. It's a pretty big town. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I I don't, I don't think she should be fired, but I also think she's an idiot. Right. Like kratom. If you're taking kratom pills, that means that you're addicted to some type of substance that you're trying to get off of usually. 38:19 Speaker 3 Heroin or you're trying to get high off the kratom because it gets you. Fucking trippy dude. It's weird. 38:25 Speaker 4 OK, so that's like her having ecstasy. I mean, God forbid she loses these pills or she loses her vape, these kids are going to hit it. And what grade was it? Middle school? Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry, man. I think she's got to get fired. I mean, I I don't. No. 38:40 No harm, no foul. But that's because she was caught the way she was caught, and it could have been bad. So yeah, I'd say fire. 38:49 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, but you know, it's kind of like a weird line to draw. Like obviously you can't drink alcohol at school, but you can buy it. Can you do Kratin pills at school when you can? If you can buy it at the gas station? 38:59 Speaker 4 No, you can't do anything in school that's going to I like I'm not even supposed to and I don't ever take nicotine pouches or, or or grizzly or anything. You can't do tobacco products. And if I do, if a teacher's doing tobacco products in school during time, during, you know, school hours, then it's violation. 39:18 I mean, it's not that big of a, it's not that big of a rule. 39:20 Speaker 3 39:20 Speaker 3 Yeah, I see that's see that fucking pissed me off like when I was 18 there in my senior year, I I fucking I was vaping, you know, I was, I was able to buy vapes and cigars and willows and everything. And I'm like, fuck, I'm keeping in the truck dip. I dip in school, you know, multiple times hit the vape, you know, when the teachers couldn't see you try to. 39:38 And I it was always a dumb rule. It's like, fuck it, dude, just let me fucking do some nicotine, damn it. All right, this place stresses me the fuck out. And for teachers, I find that, I mean, obviously they're Zen in or, you know, doing the pouches, which I don't think they should get in trouble for that. But I do always remember going to school and they see the sign on there and it would say it would be like, you know, parent teacher day or something like that, or, you know, new classes. 39:59 And we'd go into middle school or elementary school, my parents would go and I would see the sign that said like, no knives or tobacco. And I know my dad had a knife and tobacco on him. I'm like, Oh my God, he's going to get arrested or shot. 40:11 Speaker 4 Well, it's funny because now they changed it. So in schools they used to say no tobacco products and the baseball fields too. Now it says no tobacco slash nicotine products because they're trying to get rid of the Velos and the Zen and all that, which is just weird to me because I don't understand. 40:28 Like it doesn't make you high it it's not going to make you, it's not going to alter your ability to do whatever you're doing, whether that's teaching. If anything, if I'm a teacher, I'd say it probably is going to help me not, you know, lose my crap on a kid. But yeah, they're trying to do it with all that stuff and I don't, I don't know, maybe it's just because you're on kids. 40:44 I don't know. But it's just weird. 40:45 Speaker 3 Let's say the nicotine pouch is also they're just straight nicotine. They don't have any carcinogens in them. So I mean, we just give all the kids that. I mean, I guess they don't want people getting a nicotine addiction. But I mean, all the kids are vaping anyway. I mean, that's, that's they, they load more fucking nicotine and random chemicals in these fucking vapes than they do anything else. 41:01 But they just taste. I mean, they market these four kids. I mean, why? Why do they make it look like a fucking cartoon and make it all green and got to put a screen on it and you know, you can change shit. You know, it's fucking wild. So they marketed the kids When I was vaping in 9th grade, it was, you know, we didn't have all this cool stuff. 41:16 We had the old schools and it just looked like a pen. But they were they did taste a lot better because they weren't regulated at the time. FDA didn't get their fucking hands in it and changed the formulas of what everything had to be to where it's now tastes like shit or not as good did the flavors before the FDA got involved. Oh my God, It was like you're literally vaping a Strawberry Shortcake. 41:35 Like it was delicious. You. 41:37 Speaker 4 Know what's funny is I just want to point this out. You said they market it to kids and you showed your vape which has a cartoon character on it and this really cool screen that does things right. Why did you buy that 1 / 1 of the ones that would be marketed for adults? 41:52 Speaker 3 They don't have those anymore. 41:54 Speaker 4 I see them all the time and I have a gas station. There's regular little pins or the regular like normal. They don't have any writing on them. They're not all technologically advanced like that one with the screen. 42:04 Speaker 3 42:04 Speaker 3 All they have is fucking Virginia tobacco, fucking N Kentucky tobacco, menthol, and that's it. And all the companies that make those, they're fucking, they don't put as much money or time into them because it costs them more to make when they can just buy these Chinese vapes and a lot cheaper so. 42:19 Speaker 4 Can you just admit, can you just admit that they are marketing to kids and that they got you and that you bought that because you saw it and was like, that's cool, man. 42:27 Speaker 3 One of the they, they marketed it to kids and I was a kid when they started making these. So I mean all the mods and everything, you know, they, they would be all kind of crazy colors. They have screens on them. You can connect to your phone, you listen to music off them. It was fucking crazy. So they got me in early and now I just see this and I associate it like, oh wait, looks like that cool. 42:45 Now I want it, you know, looks tasteful, looks inviting. Doesn't look like there's a bunch of random shit in here. We don't know what's in, but we're going to keep pumping it out. 42:53 Growing Opium Poppies and Debating TV Show Body Doubles I just wanted to point that out. 42:55 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they won't let you grow fucking opium. Like, what the fuck? You know, Speaking of that, can you have opium plants? Now? Think about it. 43:05 Speaker 4 I've never tried opium, I've never seen opium, and I don't know what opium plant looks like, so I could have them in my backyard right now. I wouldn't even. 43:13 Speaker 3 Know it. Oh, poppy plants, Yeah. Can. 43:19 Speaker 4 You, I want to say that's big. That's big in Africa. 43:23 Speaker 3 Poppies in Georgia. Yeah, Yes, you can successfully grow many varieties of poppies in Georgia. All right, cool. Good. All right. I'm gonna add those too. We, you know, that was in a Ozarks, you know, they were making all that opium with the poppy seeds out there. 43:39 But I I think it, it's a very fine line. It's also kind of like like like the hemp and the weed. After it crosses a line, then it becomes like a bunch of felonies. So I just got to keep it under that line. 43:48 Speaker 4 Yeah, you got to be careful. Speaking of that, have you seen Speaking of Ozarks, have you seen Jason Bateman's new show on on Prime DTF Saint Louis? 43:56 Speaker 3 No, that's all the whatchamacallit ads for it, but I've not watched it. 44:00 Speaker 4 I I encourage you to watch it now all a lot more episodes are out. I've been waiting a week every week. Just I don't want to understand God, I don't understand why they release shows that way. But anyway, I've been watching it. It's one of the weirdest shows I've ever watched. But now it's it's all about sex and you know, DTF, obviously what that stands for and it's a website and it's just them just trying to get laid. 44:24 It's the weirdest thriller suspense thing I've ever seen. I want you to watch it and let me know what you think, because Jason Bateman is a great actor. I will give he's the he's. He's what kept me in this long and now I'm hooked. 44:36 Speaker 3 So you got a lot of tits in there. 44:38 Speaker 4 So it's odd because the girl that I don't know if she's got a body. I know, I know you argued about this. I think she's using a body double because the main actress is been in a lot of stuff and she's pretty, but she's my age. She's like 4748 years old. But you see, I mean, she's she's naked in it and I'm just like, there's why would she go? 44:57 Why would she choose to be naked now when she spent her whole career not being naked? And from what I've seen, if it's really her, I mean, God bless her, she's doing really, really good for herself. 45:08 Speaker 3 Oh, Linda Cardellini. 45:10 Speaker 4 Yeah. 45:11 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, yeah. I mean, if you're naked or not. I mean, the stunt double thing, we talked about that same, like if you wrap your car a color and be like, my car is black, but no, it's not. It's actually orange underneath. But all right, I see all the body lines and I see the way it looks. It looks exactly the fucking same. 45:25 Speaker 4 OK, we're gonna we're gonna just agree to disagree on this. Using a body double does not mean you saw her naked. It means you saw the body double naked, not you. 45:33 Speaker 3 Don't know the difference. 45:34 Speaker 4 OK, God Bless America. 45:38 Speaker 3 Like put a piece of clear tape down on. Oh God. 45:40 Speaker 4 Don't use that analogy again. It's the worst analogy ever. I don't want you're just OK. You're right. 45:46 Speaker 3 Put a piece of clear table on this table and be like what's underneath the table? Oh, I don't know. I just see a clear piece of tape on top. I couldn't tell you what's underneath. It's not like it's going to be exactly the same if I pull this tape off. Oh, what do you know, the same thing? 45:56 Speaker 4 It's a different body, Brandon. What you just the analogy you just gave is a girl wearing like see through lingerie. I agree with you on that. If a girl's wearing see through lingerie, meaning you can see through it, then yes you saw her naked even though she had clothing on. 46:11 That's why I never understood the whole like body paint. If a girl's wearing body paint, she's still naked. I still can see everything. 46:19 Speaker 3 Right, same same theory. 46:20 Speaker 4 But if I take a picture of a girl from the neck down and I send it to you and say, hey, this is so and so, and it's not so and so, you're saying that you're now in your brain. That's so and so. 46:37 Speaker 3 If it's in a movie, yeah. If you see it, if you see the full body, like the face and everything, I'm like, yeah, that, that that's her. I mean, I, I know you can cut off a head of 1 and put another head on the other, but I mean, for everybody that they're going to look at me like, oh, we saw you naked. You know what I mean, You know? 46:51 Speaker 4 What have you ever seen these things? They're called deep fakes and they they take like, they take like celebrities that have never done porn and they put them in porn, yes. 46:59 Speaker 3 You watch those, don't you? No. 47:03 Speaker 4 Do you like them? 47:05 Speaker 3 I I don't know if I, I mean, I've seen, I've seen what you're talking about before. It's kind of cool. I mean, it's the same thing. It's like, yeah, all right, you're naked. You know, we've seen you naked for the most part. That's, that's what it's going to look like. But it's not replica. It's the same thing. 47:17 Speaker 4 It's not them though. It's not the same. 47:19 Speaker 3 OK, so we take a picture of you, a deep fake, and we put you, you know we just got you naked and it looks real, but we can post it everywhere and you're fine with it. 47:27 Speaker 4 Yeah, I don't care. It's a deep fake. 47:29 Speaker 3 That's what everyone's going to say though. Everyone's going to be like, that's not me naked. That's a defect. That's A and everyone's going to be like, OK, yeah, right, OK. We see you fucking sitting there with your black broken Wiener. 47:37 Speaker 4 Oh God. OK, we'll talk about this again in a month. 47:40 Speaker 3 All right, we're going again. Duke. What the chick? What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck you real hard? Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. 47:56 What the Chuck? 48:00 Chuck's Challenging World Geography Trivia for Brandon All right, so I don't know what we talked about yesterday that got me on this kick, but did we some did we bring up geography, something about world geography or something I. 48:10 Speaker 3 Don't think so. Maybe something about France. Now that was a few episodes ago. I don't know. 48:17 Speaker 4 I don't know, it's weird. 48:17 Speaker 4 I don't know, it's weird. Anyway, so I have 10 questions for you that are world geography that are just awesome questions. But I'm going to see if you can get any of these right because some of them, I think you, I actually have faith in you that you're going to get 6 out of 10 correct. 48:33 And that you can show us that, you know, your geography. Are you ready? What, what country in the world is considered to have the ugliest population? And this is off of, I got it from a bunch of websites. These are all legit websites. 48:48 But what, what country has the ugliest population? Oh. 48:55 Speaker 3 Is it? I mean, it's not like it's not like Japan two days after we dropped the bombs, right? 49:02 Speaker 4 Oh my God. All right. Not including 1947. 49:10 Speaker 3 OK, so that that excludes the concentration of camp Jews as well? 49:13 Speaker 4 Oh my God, yes, I'm talking about now today. What country has the ugliest population? 49:19 Speaker 3 Oh, I'm gonna go with. Is it like a big one? 49:25 Speaker 4 You know it well. 49:26 Speaker 3 India. 49:27 Speaker 4 No. Oh, what? 49:27 Speaker 4 No. Oh, what? Really. I can't believe you didn't get that. 49:31 Speaker 3 Oh, Pakistan. 49:32 Speaker 4 No, what's wrong with you? You this is this is like right in your wheelhouse. She should be jumping all over this. She should be just. 49:38 Speaker 3 So excited. Oh, oh, Somalia. Yes, no what? Those people are nasty. What? 49:44 Speaker 4 England. 49:46 Speaker 3 Really. Wow, Look at that. Look at that. 49:48 Speaker 4 Yeah, the entire world, it was a poll was taken and you know, so many countries, so many people. England was found to have the most undesirable people. I. 49:57 Speaker 3 Mean they got hairy women in fucked up teeth. 49:59 Speaker 4 I know. That's why I thought for sure you were going to jump on that one. All right. 50:02 Speaker 3 It's got to be a Somalians, you know, Dirty, smelly, dumb. 50:08 Speaker 4 All right, we'll get to them #2 and I'll take any of these 4, All right, because there's a four way tie for first. What country in the world has the smartest population? 50:25 Speaker 3 The New Zealand. 50:29 Speaker 4 No, what you talking about? When was the last time you saw us? Made in New Zealand was like, Oh my God, man, those guys, they're smart. 50:34 Speaker 3 Oh, Switzerland. 50:36 Speaker 4 Again, when was the last time you met a Swiss and was like, my God, they're smart? 50:41 Speaker 3 America. 50:42 Speaker 4 What the Hell's wrong with you? How? How are you not getting all these the smartest people? Yes, Japan #1 Japan, keep going. It's a four way tie. 50:54 Speaker 3 Germany. Oh my God, bro Oh China. 50:58 Speaker 4 Close. 51:00 Speaker 3 Korea. 51:02 Speaker 4 South Korea never decide first. 51:05 Speaker 3 All right, so we're going with Asians. Duh. We we smart Philippines. 51:12 Speaker 4 #3 #4 New Guinea, What the hell is wrong with you, I. 51:18 Speaker 3 Thought it was over there in that area. 51:19 Speaker 4 Taiwan. Taiwan. Thailand. Yeah, Taiwan, whatever. Why do you keep wanting to leave Asia? You know they're geniuses over there. 51:25 Speaker 3 Well, you just said no China. I'm surprised on that. 51:28 Speaker 4 Well, I think it's 'cause it's big, half of them are really stupid, but they only got like half the population go to school and. 51:34 Speaker 3 Stuff is that, is that why they did that baby thing? They're like, alright, if you have a girl, you know, we found out the girls are more dumb. We gotta kill those. 51:41 Speaker 4 I think, I think it was population control, but they, you know, that really messed them up. They're behind the power curve now when it comes to having kids, so they they need to start jumping on that horse and getting some kids made. 51:50 Speaker 3 Yeah, I don't know why they had the why. Why did they choose the girls? Because they can only get pregnant once, Once a time, you know, once every nine months. I thought like the dudes could go out and get 9 girls pregnant today if they want. But I guess they realized they could use men more like in their military and shit. Or they just have the fucking military full of women and that would fall apart. 52:10 I want a joke that was for real. 52:12 Speaker 4 52:12 Speaker 4 Yeah, so sexist. 52:15 Speaker 3 It's just it's common sense. 52:18 Speaker 4 OK #3 you're going to get this one. You know the answer to this one because you actually found the stat. What country in the world is the dumbest? 52:26 Speaker 3 Somalia what? 52:30 Speaker 4 No, they were number 20. 52:33 Speaker 3 Was it the Philippines? No. 52:35 Speaker 4 I can't. 52:36 Speaker 3 Even remember was it? 52:38 Speaker 4 Your mind was blown at how dumb these people are. They were. They were have the. 52:41 Speaker 3 Dolphins. Yeah, I remember that. 52:42 Speaker 4 Nepal Nepal has the dumbest people in the world I. 52:50 Speaker 3 Don't know the dolphins ain't taking that country over. We got we should try to do that. We should like take over Nepal. I bet you could do it in like 3 weeks. 52:57 Speaker 4 In three weeks, you probably write them a letter. They'd surrender. 52:57 Speaker 4 In three weeks, you probably write them a letter. They'd surrender. I I got they're dumb. I. 53:02 Speaker 3 Mean it's one of them, not like take over, but I want them to be like happy and worship us. You know, they just listen to that. I love the very new show. 53:09 Speaker 4 So wait, we should think about, we'll talk about that on another episode. We need to come up with a marketing campaign from Nepal. 53:15 Speaker 3 It'd probably really cheap to market in Nepal. You know, the only problem is they probably can't fucking read. So it's not going to come off. We're going to have to get like voice, like speakers, like P as like, you know, they had like the tornado sirens. It's just broadcast daily dose show all day. We'd probably call the government, see how much we could pay to do that. 53:31 Probably like a 5000 a month. You know, it's that just broadcast to the whole country. 53:38 Speaker 4 All right, Yeah. So you got one. I'm going to give you one for three. So far, you're not doing great. All right, this one's interesting. What country was voted as the prettiest country in the world? Meaning visually seen like the sites, the architecture, all of that. 53:57 Speaker 3 Is it Russia? 53:59 Speaker 4 No. 53:59 Speaker 4 No. Have you ever seen Russia? It's disgusting. 54:03 Speaker 3 Kremlin looks pretty cool. 54:06 Speaker 4 I'll give you a hand. It's a small country, but you do know it. You do know it well. 54:11 Speaker 3 It's not Belarus, is it? No, it's not. I'm not going to say Italy. You're close. France, Belgium. 54:24 Speaker 4 Denmark God you suck at this. Greece. Greece was the number one. 54:29 Speaker 3 The country's like falling apart. 54:31 Speaker 4 It's not. It's all ancient ruins, man. It's beautiful. It's it's. 54:34 Speaker 3 Ruined. It's falling apart, isn't it? I mean, we're not going to have much left, are we? 54:37 Speaker 4 It's still beautiful. You got the beaches, you got the ocean. It's gorgeous. 54:37 Speaker 4 It's still beautiful. You got the beaches, you got the ocean. It's gorgeous. And the and the women are beautiful. It's just the prettiest country in the world. That's just what they say. I don't know the ugliest place in the United States. This is easy. I'll give you one hint, but this is my judgment call on this. Go ahead. 54:53 Speaker 3 Portland, Ohio, Ohio. Damn they just said fuck that state. That's poor guys. 54:59 Speaker 4 Yep, place sucks #5 all right. What country in the world do the women have the largest breast? So the entire world? This one country averages AD cup for their women. 55:12 Speaker 3 Oh my God, is it somewhere in Africa? 55:14 Speaker 4 No. 55:15 Speaker 3 Oh, oh, is it like Helga? Like Germany? No, that was it. Germany. 55:23 Speaker 4 No, you're close though, man. Austria, you said? Helga, you keep going. You got, you got this one. You got this one Dent. No, no dent. Mark. You're so close. You're so close. 55:39 Amsterdam, Norway. Norway. OK, yeah. Average D cup. Isn't that crazy? 55:47 Speaker 3 Yeah, but are they fat or are they like? 55:49 Speaker 4 I think they're pretty, man. I mean, for what I've seen. I've never dated a Norwegian girl, but I think they're pretty hot. Number six. What country in the world has the largest penis size on average, coming in at an average of 6.79 inches? 56:06 And please don't say Africa. God Bless America. That's like. 56:13 Speaker 3 Compliment racism right there. Complimentary racism that has the biggest Dicks. I mean, it's got to be, it's got to be a country, it's got to be a region that women have large asses. 56:31 You got to be able to get up in there. I was thinking Africa is this. 56:40 Speaker 4 I'm looking at my I'm looking at my phone where this country is located because I think I know why they're so big, but I don't want to say it until I know. 56:48 Speaker 3 Is it Chile? 56:50 Speaker 4 No, but you're getting really close. 56:52 Speaker 3 Argentina. 56:54 Speaker 4 Nope. 56:57 Speaker 3 Honduras. 57:00 Speaker 4 You're bouncing around this guy. 57:03 Speaker 3 Venezuela. Panama. God. Brazil. Oh my God, Ecuador. 57:10 Speaker 4 Yes, Ecuador. Ecuador 6 dude, that's my almost 7 inches on average. That's crazy. 57:18 Speaker 3 Ecuadorian women have fat asses. 57:21 Speaker 4 I don't know. I mean, they're from South America, so I'm guessing they got a little junk, but I don't know. 57:26 Speaker 3 Women, Ecuadorian women, images. None of these are turned around. They're all facing towards me. I can't tell that one looks like it. Indian. Native American. All right. Anyway, continue. 57:39 Speaker 4 All right, what country in the world boasts the smallest breast size with the average being an A cup? 57:50 Speaker 3 Was it Mexico? 57:52 Speaker 4 Really. 57:53 Speaker 3 You when you did your fucking trivia down there you said their average was AI thought. 57:57 Speaker 4 This is the smallest ones in the world so. 58:01 Speaker 3 Oh, China, close. Japan, close. Taiwan, close. Oh Jesus Christ, Korea. 58:10 Speaker 4 Close. 58:11 Speaker 3 What The Who else is over there? Tibet. Philippines. Philippines. Oh, they got small Dicks too man. 58:19 Speaker 4 That's OK that that goes to our next question. What country boasts the smallest wieners in the world, with the average being 3.9 inches? 58:30 Speaker 3 Philippines. 58:31 Speaker 4 Close. 58:32 Speaker 3 Thailand. 58:33 Speaker 4 Close. 58:36 Speaker 3 Taiwan. 58:37 Speaker 4 Do you know any other countries over there? No, I don't. It's Cambodia. I can tell you didn't know any more countries because you kept saying the same. Five. Yeah. 58:47 Speaker 3 There's got to be one of these, man. But I was thinking if it was the Philippines, you know, if you've got small boobs and small wieners, I mean, it's probably proportionate. So it's probably normal for them, right? 58:55 Speaker 4 Yeah, I guess. I mean, they're, they're probably built different, you know? 58:59 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, they're just smaller, you know, they're just got smaller ovaries. 59:03 Speaker 4 So this is an interesting one. What city in the United States has the most sex per year, with the average person reporting 173 * a year on average? 59:19 Oh my God. 59:20 Speaker 3 Is it Philadelphia? 59:21 Speaker 4 No, why would you say Philadelphia? God, don't say anything about gay people, please. 59:26 Speaker 3 City of brotherly love? I thought they went to brotherly love to fucking each other. Is it? Is it a big gay city? 59:35 Speaker 4 I'm not going to say it's gay I I don't think I I wouldn't consider I wouldn't consider it gay no San Francisco OK why would I just said I wouldn't consider it gay 3 episodes ago I told you what is the gayest city in. 59:46 Speaker 3 America in. 59:47 Speaker 4 San Francisco all. 59:48 Speaker 3 Right, New York. 59:49 Speaker 4 No way they're having sex up there. No. Atlanta. No. But you're going the right direction. Montgomery. Wow. Yeah. Montgomery, AL Brandon. You got it. They're they're just they're crazy out there. No, it's Alabama. 1:00:04 Speaker 3 Oh, it is Alabama. No. Oh, what? 1:00:08 Speaker 4 I can't believe you're not getting this. I'll give you one more. 1:00:14 Speaker 3 Dallas. 1:00:15 Speaker 4 Dallas Dallas was #2 but number one. 173 sexual engagements a year. 1:00:15 Speaker 4 Dallas Dallas was #2 but number one. 173 sexual engagements a year. Miami, FL. 1:00:25 Speaker 3 Oh damn, yeah, that's like every other day. 1:00:27 Speaker 4 So yeah, if you're going to get hooked up, go to Miami. All right, last question. Well, you're probably going to get STD's, but that's all part of it. 173 times you're going to get at least one burned once or twice. 1:00:37 Speaker 3 Till it burns off, it's called 8. 1:00:41 Speaker 4 All right, so I was really kind of upset that the United States does not ranked number one in anything. Cool. OK, so I started doing some digging. the United States has to be #1 in something. Well, we are #1 in three things. 1:00:58 Brandon, can you guess what the United States comes in worldwide #1 in these three topics? Obesity. No, but that's a good guess. 1:01:08 Speaker 3 Canada took that from us. A gun Guns per. 1:01:14 Speaker 4 People, that was not on the list as being a fact, but I'm sure it is. But no. 1:01:20 Speaker 3 We're #1 at kick fucking kicking out immigrants. 1:01:29 Speaker 4 You suck at this number one. We're number one in military spending. 1:01:34 Speaker 3 So, well, that's kind of what I meant with guns, but OK. 1:01:36 Speaker 4 OK, now number one in the film and entertainment industry. 1:01:42 Speaker 3 1:01:42 Speaker 3 OK, makes sense. 1:01:43 Speaker 4 And we are #1 in this, and you should be able to get this with no more than three guys because you're on the right track with all the stuff you're throwing out there. I see where your brains going. You're right, it's not something you want to be #1 for, but we are #1 for. 1:01:55 Speaker 3 Oh, I know it. Gay rights. 1:01:58 Speaker 4 Why wouldn't you want to be #1? 1:02:01 Speaker 3 In that that would mean that. 1:02:02 Speaker 4 That would mean that we're we're moving along as a nation and that we're moving the right direction. 1:02:06 Speaker 3 Oh yeah. Oh, sure. So it's not gay rights, anything to do with the the alphabet people? 1:02:14 Speaker 4 No. 1:02:15 Speaker 3 Oh, number one in sports. 1:02:17 Speaker 4 No, God, you suck. No, we are #1 in prison rates and incarcerated individuals. So if anybody ever asks you, what's America number one in? Yeah, military spending, prison rates and the filming industry pretty good. No, it's not. 1:02:32 It's embarrassing. We don't have the biggest anything. We're not the smallest. Anything blows. 1:02:38 Speaker 3 Yeah. I mean, I I don't know. I don't know if that's big of a problem. I mean, do you really want to go live in a country where everyone's got like, big Dicks? You really want that? No. 1:02:46 Speaker 4 But I wouldn't mind going to Cambodia for a little while and just showing off. 1:02:51 Speaker 3 Oh, we're just pounding their women. Yeah, we probably, we probably take over that. We'll start with Nepal and then we go to Cambodia, probably split them in half. I don't know what's going on here. 1:03:02 Speaker 4 Well, there you have it. That's the geography lesson for the day. So if anybody wants to know which country to go to to see the largest breast, that'd be Norway. If anybody wants to know which country did not go to and get on one of those apps like Hook or Neil was doing where you just go and you get on Tinder and hook up with a local woman, Ecuador would be the location you do not want to go to for that. 1:03:21 And if you're just looking to get away for a weekend and get laid, Miami, FL. 1:03:24 Speaker 3 Wait, why don't you want to go to Ecuador? 1:03:26 Speaker 4 Because they're they're rocking 6.9 inch hogs. Oh. 1:03:30 Speaker 3 They were the big ones, not the small ones. 1:03:31 Speaker 4 Yeah, you don't want to go there and see. And he's dangerously close because he does it up in Nicaragua. He's he's close. I'm I'm sure in Nicaragua they're not tiny, you know. So he's, he's just, he's too close to that area and he just does that TikTok thing where he just travels over there, not TikTok, Tinder. 1:03:49 He just travels over there, gets on Tinder and just spends a week courting young ladies, you know? 1:03:54 Speaker 3 How many kids he got? 1:03:56 Speaker 4 Nicaragua he's got probably, he's got to have a lot got to. 1:04:01 Speaker 3 How's he been ever since he got in that bar fight? 1:04:04 Speaker 4 I don't know. You know, we should, we should call him tomorrow on tomorrow's episode and check in on him and we'll ask him some questions about his Tinder stuff and what's going on with all that. And we'll ask him about the STD thing. Dude, he'll be pretty open with us. 1:04:15 Speaker 3 I think he's ever came across like a trans or a lady boy and he didn't realize until the Dick was flopped out. 1:04:20 Speaker 4 I'm 90% positive he has been. He's came across a few but he never made it out of the bar with him. He he would check. 1:04:27 Speaker 3 Puts the hand down there like oh shit, all right, I want that anywhere near me tonight. 1:04:34 Speaker 4 I'm going to, I'm going to call. I'm going to call him and see if he's available tomorrow. We can ask him all these questions. That'd be fun. But we. But you can't call him Hooker Neal on the show. He gets mad about that. Yeah. 1:04:42 Speaker 3 He does, but I can't remember what we we were calling him hookerless Neal, right? No. 1:04:45 Speaker 4 You're just calling him Hooker Neal and he's like, I'll come on the show, but only if you guys stop calling me Hooker Neal. 1:04:51 Speaker 3 I know, but then we called him something else, like hookerless Neal or something. I can't remember what it was. 1:04:55 Speaker 4 He doesn't like anything with Hooker and Neal in the same, which is weird because that I don't know dude. If you make a living, you know, slinging a hammer and I call you a hammer Brandon, you know, like, why would you be upset about that? If you're if you make if you make a living driving a car and I'm like, hey, driver Brandon, you know, we call him hooker Neil for a reason. 1:05:13 He makes he's like, it's like a job for him. Like that's he doesn't more than anybody I've ever met. I don't understand why it's offensive. It's it's childish. 1:05:20 Speaker 3 Yeah, at this point, I mean, he might as well just own it. So help help him. 1:05:24 Speaker 4 Come, we'll ask. We'll ask him that tomorrow. 1:05:27 Speaker 3 How come you don't like Hooker, Neil? Hooker, Neil. Well, we appreciate you listening. We will see you tomorrow. I hope everyone has a good week. Hopefully the weather gets nice and we get all this fucking pilot out of here. All right, we got to go help woodshed Ted by a camper so he can have somewhere to live. 1:05:43 Check. Yeah, I think where we get out and out of hill. 1:05:45 Speaker 4 Yeah man, take a picture and video of the bee when you introduce her new colony so we can all see her and see if you get stung. 1:05:52 Speaker 3 OK, sounds good. If you get your sister pregnant, go to americansfriendsus.com. Bye bye.