Daily Dose 216- Helen Keller Is Hiding Something - The Daily Dose Show
2026-01-15
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:20 Planning the Super Bowl Party: Risks, Insurance, and Volunteers I'll tell you what, it's a lot of record going on this week, so I don't know what day it is. I don't even know what day record or when it's going to be released. But we made sure to get it done for you so you can listen and hear us while we're in Kentucky and on cruises. I'm going to be freezing and Chuck's going to be tanning and on on a on a boat deck. My name is Brandon Thrasher. 0:35 It's the Doe Show over there. Is Chuck Iron Fist. How you doing? 0:38 Speaker 1 I think it's funny that every day we record, we're every, every time we record an episode, we're like what? What? What day is it being released? What, what time, what? Yeah. We just had a long talk about that. I will say. So Brandon, I've been doing a lot of thinking, man, I, I talked to Megan about it and you know, my life insurance policy is pretty, pretty solid. 0:57 I mean, it's, it's like 3 or 4 million if I get off, you know, I want to. 1:01 Speaker 2 Take one out on you too. 1:02 Speaker 1 No, I don't think you can do that. You can just stop letting you do that during in Vietnam without. Well, you can do it, but I have to sign off on it. 1:10 Speaker 2 I think, I think I just have to get your information because Walmart got in trouble for doing that. They would take life insurance, life insurance policies out on all their employees and when they died, they would get money for them. 1:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 1:20 Speaker 2 My old people work there and. 1:21 Speaker 1 That's what everybody used to do in Vietnam. 1:21 Speaker 1 That's what everybody used to do in Vietnam. You'd just take out life insurance policies on all your buddies that were getting ready to go to Vietnam and just it was like it was like making a living. It sucks. So you know, I'm not going to let you do that. I'm going to tell them that because it's fraud and I don't want to die. I'm trying to stop myself from dying early. 1:38 Not that it's really early. I think once you hit 45 if you if you die it's natural causes just be like whatever. 1:43 Speaker 2 I mean, you know, your family loses a a father and a husband, but I lose a Co host and I'm going to need someone to, you know, I'm going to need that money from the life insurance policy to find someone else, OK? Or I'm just going to use that money for grieving. I'm just going to have to do it on my own. But we're going to have to shut the show down, man. I only got $2,000,000 Chuck's life insurance policy. 1:59 Yeah. 1:59 Speaker 1 They're going to say they're going to be like, well, how much money do you need to recoup the losses that you suffered from losing Chuck? And you're going to be like, well, I mean, we made nothing, so I'm guessing 2,000,000 would do it. 2:00 in the morning, right? 2:00 in the morning, right? Nobody's around and you're like, I wonder what that skin feels like, you know, because they would tell you like you cannot touch the skin. 2:14 It's stupid. 2:15 Speaker 2 I mean, you can do that though. You can take it out on anybody. But anyway, continue what you're going. 2:18 Speaker 1 So, so Megan's had, Megan had an idea. And I wanted to float this by you because I know we talked yesterday on yesterday's episode about, you know, just me and you, OK? And even when you said it, it gave me a little bit of like a hesitation, you know what I mean? 2:33 Like, like, like that little clock inside my brain was like, yo, Chuck, this is a bad idea, baby. You run out of time to tell Brandon that we're going to die, right? So here's what Megan said. And I like it. She said, what if you guys just had. And I already, you know, I can already tell you people on social media be talking about this, OK? 2:51 They're going to be all in. What if she said, what if you had like 10 listeners that were strong men that could come down and just volunteer their time and help out with the event and, you know, set up chairs, put out the burn barrels afterwards, you know, hand out some natties, flip some burgers, you know, work the freaking open mic, you know? 3:13 So what do you think about that? I know, I know the news media would show up and there's only going to be 10 whites there. But yeah, well, that's OK. 3:22 Speaker 2 That's what I'm thinking of. If we do get in a fight, it's definitely going to turn into a race war, which that'll make the news too. That's fine with me. You know, the whole point is just making the news, make the news. If it turns into a race war, you know, then they'll interview us and we'll tell them, look, we'll explain everything why we started this race war on Tuesday's episode of the podcast and then everybody's going to come listen to it. 3:39 We got you. Those were paid actors. They were, they were really homeless. But we did pay him to fight us. So. 3:43 Speaker 1 All I see is all I see is Josh Gibbs coming out of like a corner lot with a knife in his teeth, completely camoed up and he's like, I knew it. He would turn into a race war. Woo Hoo. And then he'd be stealing all the homeless people's hats and that would be it. Race war. 4:00 Speaker 2 So that's the that's the only problem about we don't have a lot of black listeners. They're very white. 4:06 Speaker 1 But you can be volunteers and be out there and help out. I just think we have strength in numbers. That's what I'm that's if you, if you tell me we can get people out there. Jose would be a good one. He's not black, but he's halfway there. 4:16 Speaker 2 He's like in the middle. 4:17 Speaker 1 Yeah. So if we had like him, Manny, I mean, if we had volunteers that were tan, you know what I mean? Like, like at least that point I would feel safer doing this. And you know, I mean, it'd be it'd be, it'd be cool. 4:33 I think. I think Paul Perdue would probably come out. He's not tan, but you know, he's got glasses on, you know, they wouldn't mess with him, you know. So I don't know. I just just can you would. Would you be open to that? 4:44 Speaker 2 Oh, I'm fine. Yeah. I mean, I, I told you as soon as we said this, you know, once we figure out the location, everything, you're going to have listeners just rambly show up also, I would think. But if we want to go ahead and get a list, like I said, I'm, I'm cool with it whatsoever, whatsoever. Whatever gets the news out there is what I'm looking for. 4:57 Speaker 1 OK. I just, I don't, I don't think we should have Michael Germany out there. 5:02 Speaker 2 Why not are? 5:04 Speaker 1 You going to wear that white sweatshirt, you know what I mean? And then try. 5:08 Speaker 2 To wear the black one. 5:09 Speaker 1 He's bald, you know, At least I'll have a hat on. Maybe. I guess. I don't know. I just, he's probably not. I, I don't know if he's swift to foot. I don't know if he can run away if things really get down. I don't want him. I don't want to lose Michael Germany, you know what I mean? He's done a lot for the show. 5:20 Speaker 2 Manny's going to have to buy a $500 Honda Civic to come to this event. Yeah. 5:26 Speaker 1 Hey, hey, there's going to be some homeless guy there. And Manny just walks up and tosses him his keys. He's like, just put it over there. The guy's like, OK, Sir, I'll put it right over there, you know, But anyway, I just wanted to bring that up to you and kind of close that loop. We'll talk more about it. We are running out of time. 5:41 We are going to do some planning. I've already reached out to Paul about the about the banner. But I'd, I do need Michael Germany. I know you heard yesterday and yesterday's episode about this. Obviously, me and Brandon are getting ready to leave. So we need this quick this poster to see if we're actually going to do it. 5:56 The other thing I wanted to tell you, dude, have you ever put a remember we talked about the bed cover I was putting on my truck? Yeah, Yeah, dude, I put it on. It's freaking 10 inches too short. 6:07 Speaker 2 Oh, you didn't get the long bed 1I? 6:09 Speaker 1 Got the wrong 1 and it weighs freaking 7580 lbs. I did it all alone and then I was like, maybe I just keep it like this. Yeah, you got 70. 6:17 Speaker 2 5% of the bed cover that's kind of nice then you don't have to like roll it back every time and just reach your hand down there and grab something on the end just put the cooler there at the end of the tailgate and then you can just open the cooler up grab some drinks out good to go and then all your stuff you got a. 6:28 Speaker 1 Trifold, though, It's a trifold. So it's like 6 inches short of the bed and rain's going to get in there. I can't put the baseball stuff in, so I already took it off, put it back in the packaging the way I found it, Right? That's what I told Amazon. 6:44 But dude, now I got to ship it back. What happened? Doesn't Amazon just come pick this crap up like they used to and get you another one like the next day? What's happening? 6:53 Speaker 2 I don't know dude, they've been cracking down on a lot of people who are doing returns and stuff, mainly because there's this guy on social media, I think it's him. He constantly just orders anvils, like big heavy ass fucking anvils, like 200 LB anvils. And then as soon as he gets to his house, he just returns them. And it's costing Amazon a shit ton of money and returns and everything and shipping costs. 7:10 So he's probably fucking it up for everybody because the dude's ordering like 5 anvils a day and then he's just returning all of them. He's like, I don't like this one. He sent it back. I don't know, Amazon still lets him do it, but I, I see his videos, I'm like, that's a good idea. But that's probably see what happens now. Chuck can't return his bed cover for a short bed instead of a long bed. 7:27 Speaker 1 No you can't. Now I have to take it to a U PS: store. 7:30 Speaker 2 I have to how that goes. 7:33 Speaker 1 And Megan can't, and I was going to have Megan do it. But I mean, I love my wife, man. I do. I love her. But God, how do I say this? Nice. No matter what task I give her, she'll find a way to like completely mess it up and then get mad at me. 7:48 And I don't understand. It's like the easiest tasks in the world. Like I can ask for one thing and she'll bring home a version of it, but it's not. I guarantee you I just asked her to get me a Red Bull from this. I just, I just texted her. She got her nails done for the cruise. I said, hey, go get me a Red Bull one on your way home please. 8:04 I'm really, really tired. I guarantee you she'll show up like a caffeine free, you know what I mean? It's like that kind of stuff. It's weird. 8:11 Speaker 2 Your free Red Bull is what you get. 8:12 Speaker 1 I think she's trying to kill like, I think she's trying to put me in the insane asyle. She's trying to drive me crazy. That's all it is. 8:17 Speaker 2 Wait, So what? What do the insurance policy have to do with getting stabbed by homeless people? Is that what you're talking? 8:21 Speaker 1 About yeah, dying, Brandon, like like anything we do out there. I mean, granted, like I do, I see all the positives, but I just think that the negatives far outweigh them. What if there's like a OK, I'm not going to be in OK, So what if, what if we're out there and a group of people that are really, really close and wear the same colors and stuff? 8:44 Speaker 2 Oh, a gang. 8:44 Speaker 1 OK, OK, I didn't want to talk about it could because it could be any, any color doesn't matter, right? But what if a gang of, let's say white people come out there and they want to they want to rob us because they they see because, you know, we're going to have recording equipment out there. We're going to have a big, big, big TV. 9:00 You know they're going to be like ZZ Pickens and then we get robbed. And then you say something, which I know you will, and you'll be like you'll yell a word or something, and next thing you know, bullets start flying and I get hit and I die. 9:15 Sergeant Fraser's Anaconda Story and Other Wild Tales 9:15 Sergeant Fraser's Anaconda Story and Other Wild Tales Now Megan's rich and I'm an idiot that died downtown Atlanta. Well, at 9:21 Speaker 2 We could probably give them all our stuff. I can call the the hot, the hot insurance lady and have her put on a recording equipment and our TV and the generator on insurance, you know, and then and then I think we, I think we're good there. I think I can buy like one day insurance for that stuff, right? I don't think it has to be like a month or a plan or anything like that. 9:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think you can. If it's going to be in a situation like that, like, you know what, I might actually raise my life insurance to like 20 million for that one day. 9:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, What? What do they do? Is there anything we could do out there that would get them to deny your claim? Like they're like, well, they probably shouldn't have been wearing blackface in the hood. 9:57 Speaker 1 No, no, it's not that. No, they probably. What color are they? White. Where they going? Downtown Atlanta. What time? 10:00. 10:00 at night. They're going to be like, no, no, there's a good chance you're going to die. It's it's like, dude, OK, let me ask you, I'm going to give you 3 options. 10:12 You tell me which one is more dangerous, doing what you're planning to do or skydiving? 10:19 Speaker 2 What we're planning to do, Yeah, OK. 10:21 Speaker 1 What we're planning to do or scuba diving. 10:27 Speaker 2 Oh, that's scary. There's, there's sharks in the streets and sharks in the water. I'm gonna guess is it scuba diving at night or during the day versus what we're doing at night? 10:40 Speaker 1 During the day. 10:41 Speaker 2 OK, yeah, what we're doing is more dangerous then bungee jumping. Oh, I think bungee jumping is more dangerous because you all the time man, and you just hit the rocks at the bottom real bad. 10:53 Speaker 1 OK, what? How many people do you think on average bungee jump a day? 11:00 Speaker 2 Probably 7. 11:01 Speaker 1 No way. In the entire world, you're probably talking thousands of people, bungee jump, thousands at all these stupid little amusement parks and, you know, freaking island, stuff like that. Now, how many people do what we're talking about doing? 11:14 Speaker 2 Oh, never been done before, I don't think. 11:19 Speaker 1 The first people always die. I mean, look, I don't know. Whatever, man, I just, I'm all nervous. You're going to have me all sweaty on the cruise the whole time thinking about it. I, I because I don't want to back out. I don't want to be the one that says no. And then, you know, freaking some other podcast does it and blows up like Southside Steve does it and becomes a huge household name, you know? 11:42 Speaker 2 If if this makes you feel any better, I looked up how many white people die in downtown Atlanta in 2024. As of mid January, 8 white people, three men, three women were alone among the 127 homicide victims citywide. That's pretty good, man. We're a low percentage of people getting killed out there. And like I said, I think as long as we have a, a big black gentleman out there, then then the, the whole people know we're on their side. 12:02 And then we have, you know, 10 listeners or so, and we could probably use them as a distraction to get away, you know what I'm saying? 12:09 Speaker 1 You. Oh, the listeners. Yeah. Like if you're in the water, just like cut it, cut their arm and a shark's attacking and swim away. 12:17 Speaker 2 Like a bear attack, you shoot them in the leg, you just run. 12:19 Speaker 1 So, so maybe we do, maybe we do have Mark join us on this and we just draw like a little like mustache on him, you know what I mean? Yeah. And just and just be like, hey, dude, just show up. But but this is what you got to wear. And then just have them show up like an hour and a half in and if we're having a good time, we're like, no, no, no, dude, take it off. 12:39 That's all. Not having a good time. We're like, leave it on, dude. And just cause this truth. 12:44 Speaker 2 But I don't think I think black people are fans of Hitler. For the most part, they weren't. 12:47 Speaker 1 Who, who? Who do they hate? Who do they hate? 12:47 Speaker 1 Who, who? Who do they hate? Who do they hate? Oh, they hate like white supremacists. 12:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. I mean, Mark is bald and yeah, you better wear a hat. Yeah, you gotta be. 12:55 Speaker 1 Careful, I'm wearing off, dude. I'm wearing a freaking wig, bro. I'm gonna have dreads that day. You're gonna be like, Chuck, why do you have dread A dread wig on? But don't worry about it. Like I'm gonna be Rastafarian, baby. 13:08 Speaker 2 Hell yeah. Well, I think everything's gonna be fine. I mean, it's it is supposed to be a damn that's scary, and this one is the scariest idea I've I would. 13:15 Speaker 1 I would rather sleep in an insane asylum, yeah. 13:19 Speaker 2 You know, sleep in a fucking a mental institution in Milledgeville. I don't know, they're equally probably scary, but I think this one's going to go well. I think, you know, if you got the homeless people some beer and some food, I think normally they're chill about it. You know, we've got to make sure we're not on any St. gangs territory. 13:34 You know, I was looking at places around Mercedes-Benz. You know, that's where a lot of them congregate, but you know, it's somewhere right there in downtown near the Department of Human Resources where I used to go all the time. And they used to line up like a mother fucker out there. They got the big old nice church right there. 13:50 Also used to sleep on the steps. So I think if we got God and the government right there, I think we'll be all. 13:55 Speaker 1 13:55 Speaker 1 Right, That's a good idea. Maybe we get, we bring God into this and we have like a little like prayer service or something, you know, we get like a, a minister out there. 14:03 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, that'd be good. We go knock on the church door and be like, hey, we're doing a Super Bowl homeless party over here. 14:09 Speaker 1 Before we get them all drunk, do you want to come say a few words? You know, like what? 14:13 Speaker 2 But we also need your blessing as well. Please make sure no gangs in the area kill us tonight. All right, So don't bring cash. We got to get everything insured before we go out there. If we do get robbers going to let them have it, that seems like the best way to do it. Do we shoot them in the back because they're running away with our stuff? Oh my. 14:29 Speaker 1 God, what? Why would you even say that? See, now they're going to go back to the tape. No, we don't shoot them in the back. If they're taking our stuff, we just like, whatever, dude. I mean, there's I'm not taking anything out there. I'm not just willing to lose like that. Like, like anything I take. 14:45 It's like, yeah, I love that generator, but I'll be OK, you know? And if you steal my generator, you're just a bad person, OK? Because you know how long that would take. 14:54 Speaker 2 We just hear it running through the streets like we. 14:59 Speaker 1 Got it on a Bird scooter like this jerk. The extension cord's like 500 feet long so we still can watch the game for like 3 minutes, you know, disaster. Anyway, Hey, before we go into daily dose of dumb news, Brandon. 15:15 So nobody's here right now, I think. I think we need to do what the Chuck now, because if not I'm going to have to whisper and stuff. 15:23 Speaker 2 OK, All right. We'll go again, too. What the Chuck? What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. 15:34 Speaker 1 A bowl of Chuck. Oh, Chuck, Chuck. 15:37 Speaker 2 It real good what the Chuck DJ envision. 15:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude, it's hard man sometimes. Like there's God. Tomorrow's what the Chuck, it's, it's a survey that I got off of feminahfeminah.com and it's Oh my God, dude, Oh my God. Oh my God. 15:58 It's about it's surveys that women took and the numbers they gave and the answers they gave. And I'm like, I don't know how I'm going to do this with kids in the room. Like, like, like it's so Carter would be going to school talking about body counts, all this. I'm like, I can't, I don't know how we're going to do this. But anyway, so I got to tell you this story because it is one of the greatest stories of all time. 16:18 And, and like I told you guys on yesterday's episode, Josh Gibbs came up to me and he was like, because he's in the arm, he's like, dude, you got to tell more. I don't want to tell a lot. I don't tell a lot of military stories, whatever. I don't get into that. But but this one is a priceless 1. And, and I was like, OK, Brandon will love this one. It's fun. So there was this guy I was, I, I got stationed at Edwards Air Force Base in 1997. 16:35 I get there and just got Sergeant Frasier. Sergeant Frasier was a great man, one of the greatest man I've ever met in my life. He was a great supervisor, great man. Well, we're there and I'd never deployed. I'd never went TDY, I'd never went anywhere. And they said, hey, man, you're going to be sent to JRTC, which is a joint readiness training center in Fort Polk, LA. 16:55 He said you're going to be there for three weeks and you're going to take part in this exercise where you're going to be doing XY and Z. That's actually the place I almost died when I jumped out of the C130, when I went. Oh yeah, your. 17:05 Speaker 2 Gun and you're rolling on your stuff's all over the runway and what not. 17:08 Speaker 1 Terrible, terrible experience. 17:09 Speaker 2 But anyway, I thought that's what kids did in high school was J ROTC. 17:13 Speaker 1 No JRTC because this was just called the Joint Readiness Training Center. 17:13 Speaker 1 No JRTC because this was just called the Joint Readiness Training Center. So you went there with like military members from the Army, Air Force, Navy, Marines, and you all did exercises and just like trained against each other and you know, mock war and whatever. 17:31 But we took 44 people from members Air Force Base, we took 4 squads there. And this part of the story, I do, I totally forgot about it until I was talking to one of the guys that reconnected with me because we were talking about the C130 incident. He was laughing his ass off and he freaking reached out to me. 17:46 He's like, dude, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. I forgot about that was the Sergeant Fraser story. So this dude, mind you, this is a 97. So this was like when people just, it was a big deal to talk about how big your manhood was. OK. 18:01 It was just like everybody talked to like you would just be like minds bigger than, you know, whatever you you're always walking around telling people it was just stupid. Like you, you, you know, small Wiener jokes were always the the thing. And I think that kind of went away. Like you don't really hear that much anymore. But back then it was a big deal. 18:18 So Frazier used to always tell us he's like, dude, I've got the biggest black Anaconda you've ever seen in your life. 18:23 Speaker 2 I was wondering if he was black or not. Is he Nate Frazier's dad and. 18:26 Was Helen Keller a Fraud? Unpacking the Historical Debate I don't even know who Nate Frazier is. 18:28 Speaker 2 Running back for Georgia. 18:31 Speaker 1 How would I know? And probably not, but I don't know. He, he was, he was, he was a good man. But he used to always tell everybody he had the biggest black Anaconda you ever seen in your life. And he was like, dude, this thing will kill you, right? And we're like, whatever, man. That's just what he said. So we get to Fort Polk, LA, and they had two tents set up and they were not that big. 18:49 We had 44 people in our unit, SO22-IN-1 tent, 22 in the other tent, and they didn't have room for everybody. So the cots were like pushed right up against each other and you had 11 cots on one side, 11 cots on the other side. I mean, these things were like right next to each other. So you had to walk like over the cots to get to your cot. 19:07 So one night and do this, start an investigation. That's how amazing the story is. There was an investigation had to be done because of what Sergeant Fraser did. So he's in the very back because he's like, look, you know, Sergeant Fraser, blah, blah, blah. He's like, I take care of my troops. You guys can be near the opening of the tent. 19:23 I'll go to the back. So this dude goes to the back of the freaking tent. And he slept somewhat nude, mostly nude. And we did not know this at the time. You know, it was just like you were young, 18 years old. Sergeant Fraser is an old man. 19:39 He's probably 25, right? Like we didn't, we didn't know. So this dude, it's like 1 in the morning and we're going through our in processing days, you know, training days, and he had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. So this dude gets up and starts walking over the cots, like over people as they're sleeping. 19:58 But mind you, just. 20:02 Speaker 2 Strand across. 20:03 Speaker 1 People's faces, but mind you, so this, this freaking, this freaking thing, I don't know. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I was I was interviewed as a witness, but I didn't see it. 20:18 OK, so allegedly he gets over like four or five people. One of the guys was sleeping on his back and woke up as Sergeant Fraser was going over his cock and he saw this thing and, and from what he said, it was with the inches of his face. 20:35 He said, he said, dude, it was inches from me. Inches right And he's he flips out, starts screaming. Frasier's like, Oh my God, Oh my God. And he's like gets through the cots and all the lights get turned on. Everyone's pulling their flashlights out. They're like, what's going on? What's going on? He's like Sergeant Fraser, almost put his waner in my face, but he didn't say Wiener. 20:54 Speaker 2 He put a cock in my mouth. 20:56 Speaker 1 So, so we're like what? And Sergeant Fraser is a staff Sergeant at the time, so he wasn't in charge, but he was a squad leader. The other squad leaders were tech sergeants. So they were they were outranking him and they were like what happened? He's like, man, I got to go take a piss man, I'm get up mill at night. I'm trying to walk over the cops. 21:12 I can't help it if I'm almost hit robots in the face, you know what I mean? And anyway, so it's this huge deal and he is making a joke out of it. Like the whole time he's just like I told you, an Anaconda baby. I told y'all right. And we were like, dude, I thought it was funny. 21:28 I was like, that's kind of funny, whatever. But this one guy did not think he was funny. 21:33 Speaker 2 So wasn't it in his mouth? 21:34 Speaker 1 What wasn't it? I would say, I would say closer to his forehead. Oh, great. Because it was it was right above his like eye level. Because when he opened, he said when he opened his eyes, he could like feel the wind off of it, like go back, like go past his face. So he reported it to our unit commander. 21:52 Well, the unit commander reported it as a sexual assault. OK. So like, they report that as like, hey, this dude was sexually assaulted, so they had to interview everybody in that tent. All 22 of us got interviewed about if we saw his penis and what he was doing with it, right? 22:10 I didn't see it. I saw him like, I saw him up like walking, but I didn't see that. I was tired. But dude, the statements that came that came out, we're so amazing with everybody. Like, yeah, I saw it too. One, one guy wrote. 22:25 I saw the silhouette. He was dude. Could you imagine? 22:25 I saw the silhouette. He was dude. Could you imagine? I so I don't know, like word on the street was non erect. This thing was 13 inches. Like that's what the silhouette this dude said. 22:41 Imagine taking your arm and just doing this with the like elbow fist. And he said, dude, when that thing went past, I'm not going to say his name again. I already said it once, but it went past his face. He must have been scared to death. Could you imagine waking up with a a big baby arm, Not even a big a man arm, just and it goes by you and you're like, what the hell was that? 23:09 Speaker 2 Got your missiles flying around here, What the fuck? 23:13 Speaker 1 So they did the investigation, they, they interviewed everybody and I think it was Army CID that had to do it because there was no OSI on the space. It was an Army base. And when they, when they, they, they did this investigation in like 2 days because we were all leaving. We're all getting ready to, you know, we're all going to go out on the field and we're going back to Edwards Air Force Base in California. 23:31 So they did it quick. They interviewed all of us. They interviewed Frazier. And I don't know exactly what he said, but I know, like when I asked him after it was all over because we were flying back to the Edwards Air Force Base. And I'm like, dude, what'd you say? Like when they interviewed you, like, man, I told him, true. I said, look, man, imagine you backing this thing. 23:48 How you going to sleep in underwear? OK, It ain't possible, man. I can't get comfortable. And so anyway, at the end, all they did, they gave this dude a general order, which is insane to me. I've had general orders before. So essentially somebody can, they can just give you a general order. Say Brandon, you're not allowed to vape in a building ever. 24:08 And if you ever do it, you can be court martialed. Like it's just an order that only applies to you because it's something you did, right? They give this dude a general order that if he ever goes TD Wire deploys again, he must sleep in underwear. That was his punishment. 24:24 His punishment was sleeping in underwear. He put clothes on you crazy band dude. He was pissed. He was. So he's like kidding me? So you telling me I get deployed to a war zone and they're making me wear underwear? This is unconstitutional. And I'm like, what? 24:40 I'm like, dude, this. 24:40 Speaker 2 Underwear. 24:42 Speaker 1 I must be freaking packing. So anyway, they, him and him and that guy never had a good relationship after that. Ever. It was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I was only 18 years old. And that's how I got introduced to military law. And I was like, I love this. That's great. 24:57 Speaker 2 24:57 Speaker 2 Oh God, we heard a story, man, that prepares for all the black wieners we see out in the Super Bowl. 25:02 Speaker 1 You're going to be like, Chuck, give me a general order. Give me a general order. They're all like, hey man, you can't wear underwear when you got this. And we're like, yeah, I, I can speak from experience. Brandon, he can't. He cannot wear underwear. Why? 25:17 Speaker 2 Don't he just get like real big baggy ones like boxers? 25:20 Speaker 1 Well, he was, he was so allegedly because we had the PT gear. You ever seen those short shorts that are like real short? You see a lot of like they wear them, they call them skivvies, whatever. Allegedly that's what he had on. 25:36 But those skivvies only go down like 2 inches, 3 inches down your leg. So this thing was like the juice was loose, man, you know what I mean? Like that thing was rocking down to his kneecap. So it's like those skibbies didn't do anything. So I I don't know, I just I'm glad it wasn't me, but that was funny. 25:53 That's. 25:54 Speaker 2 Funny you got to get him on the show, be like, hey, you've been, you've been showing your Wiener. Anybody else lately been stepping over people? 26:00 Speaker 1 So, you know, I, I've tried looking this dude up no less than 10 times because when I left California to go to RAF Millenhall in England, I had a boxer and she was probably like 6 or 7 years old. And I was going to go to England and I was, I was going to take my dog with me. 26:16 And they said, Hey, if you, if you bring your dog, you got to quarantine it for a year. And I was like, what? So you have to leave it in quarantine all alone for one year if you take it to England. And I was like, I'm not doing that to my dog. She was already 7 years old. I'm not going to have an entire year of her life, which is what, equivalent to 8 years, 7-7 years and in our, in our world. 26:36 So I was like, I'm not doing that. So I asked everybody in the unit. I was like, hey man, does anybody want to take my boxer and keep her? I'm leaving the country. And he was the only one that stood up and was like, I'll do it. And so he kept her, man. He, I guess he kept her until she left, until she passed away. 26:52 And I never, I never talked to him again when I got back, Never heard from him. He's not on Facebook. He's probably in adult form. He's probably in the adult film industry, to be honest. Yeah. 27:02 Speaker 2 Dude, that'd be crazy if we found him in Atlanta, you know? 27:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, we're out there. We're out there doing it. And he walks up. I'm like what? 27:10 Speaker 2 Walks up like half naked by. 27:11 Speaker 1 Frazier, that's you, man. That's. 27:15 Speaker 2 You he just got like a little trick it up your the dog. He's got like a little thing. It's just me in the. 27:21 Speaker 1 Boxer, you're gonna, you're gonna every time. Every time a homeless person walks up, you're gonna be like Chuck, is this him? Like come. 27:28 Speaker 2 On right is your name Frasier? They all, they all think they're Frasier for some reason. They're just saying yes to every question. So they. 27:35 Speaker 1 Get hot dogs and whatnot. I. 27:38 Speaker 2 Was thinking of that. I was thinking also we probably need to order them some, some like hoodies or something or some, some kind of some kind of merch, you know, because I used to do that with Clueless 2 shirt down here. All the homeless guys, I'd give them merch because they're just like billboards walking around for the most part. I think it'd be good if we just kind of dressed them up a little bit, give them some T-shirts or something to to wear around. 27:55 Like they're always going through clothes like a mother fucker. But then we get like, free advertising. 27:58 Speaker 1 Do we? Do we have a way to make beanie caps that quick? 28:03 Speaker 2 I think so. I think they're on the the website or merch site. 28:07 Speaker 1 28:07 Speaker 1 But they're expensive. 28:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe we got someone local that can do just like a batch. 28:12 Speaker 1 Just I'm sure, yeah, 'cause they sell, they sell beanies at the gas station down the road from me for like 399. 28:18 NFL Coaches: Praise, Lawsuits, and Field Controversies Oh. 28:19 Speaker 2 Just get like a patch and just sew it on there. 28:21 Speaker 1 Or just, yeah, I mean, take it to like a place there's a Oh my God, I probably shouldn't talk bad about them. It's not really bad, I guess. So there's a company like 6 miles from me called WWIC and they do that. 28:40 Yeah. But it do you want to know what it stands for? 28:43 Speaker 2 No, I do not. Well, actually I do, yeah. 28:45 Speaker 1 Women in charge. 28:48 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, great. Cool, now we had a man only place. Oh my God. 28:51 Speaker 1 Feminist feeling. Yeah, we should open up an MIC right next. Yeah, we. 28:57 Speaker 2 Just don't do shit, but just sit out there and do dumb stuff and. 28:59 Speaker 1 Just people, just people just walk into our business. So like, we knew it. 28:59 Speaker 1 Just people, just people just walk into our business. So like, we knew it. We knew it. We knew these guys weren't. They were like, we know that's the only reason we're here. We just wanted you guys to pop in and say hi. 29:09 Speaker 2 Yeah, you got to be a lone dog on that mission going up there, be like, hey, can y'all put these patches on there and they're all, they're all going to fuck. A week later we're like, you get them done. I'm like, no, we're all on our period. It hurts. Stop here. We've been having a mental day. We've been taking a mental day for the past week. 29:26 All of us just been in a weird funk, you know? We'll get right back to it. 29:32 Speaker 1 We were going to do it. We were going to do it, but Debbie's boyfriend just told her he's got a surprise. So we've been spending the last four days trying to figure out what it is. It's so crazy. Yeah. 29:44 Speaker 2 Like Harley over there, she's pregnant, but she doesn't know if she wants to keep it. So we're really helping. 29:48 Speaker 1 Her get Oh my God. 29:51 Speaker 2 We've been looking at abortion clinics all over the US and we're just, we're all gonna go as a team out there cuz she really needs our support. But we promise we'll get your beingies done as soon as we get back. Yeah, see how that goes? I mean, Dick's Dick's Sporting Goods got took over by a woman that got rid of all the guns, so I don't know. 30:11 Well, cool. I'm glad. I'm glad you didn't get smacked in the face by Frazier's cock. But it was. See, that's what happens when you try to do something nice for your team. You know, because he wanted to sleep in the back. He just would have slept at the front and everyone had to sleep with underwear again, you know what I mean? So. 30:26 Oh man, before we get in daily dose of dumb news, I've been thinking today I went down into a rabbit hole. And what are your thoughts on the so-called person Helen Keller? 30:38 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? The so-called person. 30:41 Speaker 2 Do you think she was actually real? Do you think that she actually was deaf and blind? Or do you think she was faking it? Or do you think she was even a real person at all? 30:49 Speaker 1 Why would why would anybody ever make up a person that communicated through grunts and screams? 30:55 Speaker 2 Because they made a shit ton of money off of it. I've been looking at her doctor. Yeah, she made a shit ton of money off all those books she wrote and those apparently tours she did. Her doctor was kind of like her, her caretaker. You know, I watched the movie back at school. 31:11 Speaker 1 You said the tour that she did. 31:14 Speaker 2 Yeah, she went on tour or something like that. She's like. 31:16 Speaker 1 OK, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. All right, Brandon. So let's say Helen Keller went on tour and I showed up to Helen Keller's. Sure. OK. And I walk in. What would Act One have been? 31:33 And Brandon, I need you to give me a reenactment of Helen Keller's tour. All right, you ready? 3? Hold on, 2321. 32:02 Yeah, wow. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to thank you for coming out to see Ellen Keller tonight. This will be our intermission. We'll be back in three seconds for ACT 2321. 32:34 Unveiling the TR3 Black Manta UFO Conspiracy and Episode Wrap-up Thank you. To finish the show, we would like to ask if anyone in the audience has any questions for Miss Keller. Please feel free to ask. Now we have time for one question, Sir, here in the front row. 32:49 Yeah. Miss Keller, I was just wondering what's. What's it like for a woman like you to find a man to marry oga booga oga oga oga oga oga what is your. 33:12 Speaker 2 Eye. OK, OK, Toya. 33:17 Speaker 1 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. That's it for Helen Keller. All right, so we now know, we now know exactly what she toured and what it sounded like and how she made all of her money. So to answer your question, Brandon, yes, I think Helen Keller was a real person. And yes, I think she did all the things they said she did. 33:33 Speaker 2 See, I'm just having. 33:34 Speaker 1 Problems and I think and I think you're going to hell. 33:38 Speaker 2 Problem with it because it's never been done before since then. We have since never had a blind and death person that's went on to live the and have these accomplishments. I mean they they can't even fend for themselves for the most part. I mean, you know like when Jackie Robinson first started they're like oh black guy in baseball. 33:53 We were able to replicate that many a times. There's plenty of black people that play baseball at a very high level. You got Einstein a very smart man. We've since then have people that have been smarter than him. We're just as smart and come up with innovations just like him. We even had, you know, women that are in sports and we thought that was a fluke, but they're still doing it. 34:10 But Helen Keller, there's never been another woman that's deaf and blind that had any accomplishments. And that's why I'm trying to figure out. I mean, I don't know how she navigated life. A lot of people are saying that, you know, they're towards the end or about, you know, 12 years old. She was a she got caught faking it, which I mean, I don't blame you. 34:27 I mean, if if you're a doctor came up with this crazy thing. Like I believe maybe she was blind and deaf there when she got the fever, but I think she got a little better. I think the fever just kind of blinded her and made her hard of hearing. And then the doctor was like, man, we could make a movie about this and really make a shit ton of money. How about you write 17 books or seven books? 34:44 I can't remember how many books she wrote. She wrote a lot. 34:47 Speaker 1 All right, So I do not agree with at all comparing Jackie Robinson, Albert Einstein and every professional female athlete to Helen Geller, OK. 34:58 Speaker 2 I'm just saying in their in their own regards, they were. 35:00 Speaker 1 I think if you want to put it in the own regards, you see, this sounds terrible. I'm not. I don't want it to come out wrong. I don't want it to come out like I'm being degrading to Helen Keller. OK, But OK. 35:16 We've sent monkeys to the moon, Right? Like, like we sent a monkey to the moon and he survived. Have we done it since? No. I. 35:25 Speaker 2 Think we sent a dog up there, Russia? 35:27 Speaker 1 Did Well, somebody sent a monkey. Somebody sent a monkey. OK, so you know, you have dogs that have done really, really, really cool things. They don't replicate it because it happened, it was cool, and now it's over. 35:44 I think with her, she was the first deaf blind. Was she a mute? Was she a mute? She was mute. 35:52 Speaker 2 Right. She was able to do that. OK, OK, I watched the movie. That's how she sounded. 35:59 Speaker 1 Oh, God. OK. I don't think it's funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. You're. 36:03 Speaker 2 Comparing her to dogs and monkeys right now. 36:05 Speaker 1 We'll see. That's why I want to, I don't want to degrade her. What I'm saying is I just think that once it's happened once, OK, now we know what can happen. So if you're the second one of the party, you're not going to get the same accolades. That's all I'm saying. That's I, I just, I think it's great what she did, but I think it's, I think all deaf blind people are great, you know? 36:22 So does that make sense? Hopefully it does. I'm not trying to degrade anyone. 36:27 Speaker 2 In other words, they won't hear about it. Oh. 36:33 Speaker 1 Man, I just know I'm getting in trouble for all that. 36:36 Speaker 2 Is there a person that is both deaf and blind? A deaf blind person won't usually be totally deaf or totally blind blind. But since this will be reduced deaf blindness, see, that's the problem finding anybody out there. How many people are born blind and deaf estimates approximately 1.2 million people. 36:55 Now out of those 1.2 million people who have done, how many have done anything? Anything. 37:01 Speaker 1 Wait, it's saying 1.2 million people worldwide are both blind and deaf? 37:08 Speaker 2 How many deaf, blind are there in the US? The exact number is not known, however the estimates are approximately 1.2 million. 37:14 Speaker 1 Right. It's not, it's not true. I've never even met one. 37:17 Speaker 2 That's what I'm saying. They're just making shit up. www.acdhh.org. I don't know who that is, but. 37:23 Speaker 1 Sounds like voters. Democratic Party in Arizona. Like, like, dude, there's no way there's over a million blind deaf people. OK, there's only 300 and something million people in our country. That means one out of every 300 people are completely deaf and mute. 37:40 I'm sorry, deaf and blind. Like, I would know. I would know that I would see that person and know because they wouldn't be. They'd have to have a handler. 37:47 Speaker 2 All right, well, this one is National Center on Deaf Blindness. Apparently there are 10,000 children and youth in the US who have been identified as deaf, blind and I guess. 37:56 Speaker 1 They're trying to help. What is Deaf? Blind? 37:59 Speaker 2 That's what they call it. They're deaf and blind. 38:01 Speaker 1 Oh, they just call them deaf blind. Yeah, it sounds. 38:03 Speaker 2 Derogatory, doesn't it? It does sounds like a slur. You know, they're not really Tony a lot what they do. I think it's a big, it's very odd, you know, I, I mean, I mean, they're not telling us any accomplishments these people had had. I feel like there'd be a big breakthrough. Like, holy shit, they, you know, they were able to play baseball or something like that, You know, I mean, you don't ever hear nothing like that. 38:23 Speaker 1 They drive in a car, Yeah. So you think so you think Helen Keller was a fraud? 38:28 Speaker 2 I think, I think she started off having, you know, she was blind and deaf through problems, but I don't think she was completely. I think she was able to understand what was going on. But I think her doctor kind of, you know, groomed her into thinking like, look, man, we can make a lot of fucking money and you're going to be the most famous woman ever until one tries to fly across the world in a solo airplane. 38:51 And we just hope she doesn't crap. She we hope she doesn't make it and you'll still be the most famous woman. 38:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. So it does say here that Helen Keller, you know, she was born in Alabama, by the way. Did you know that? Yeah. It says here that many people have accused her of being a fraud. This view is largely attributed to societal prejudice that struggles to imagine such achievements from a deafblind person. 39:18 Her extensive writings, photos, and historical records confirm her reality and profound impact. To be honest with you, just that answer makes me be skeptical. 39:30 Speaker 2 I always get her and Anne Frank mixed up too, but Anne Frank was the one in the the attic. 39:33 Speaker 1 Right. Oh my God, Brandon. Yes, Anne Frank was the one that what she was killed by the by the by the Nazis, Correct? 39:41 Speaker 2 Yeah, First one was right. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. And then she finished her book with a ballpoint pen that didn't come out for a few years later. But besides that, I hope they I hope they're doing well. I don't know if Helen Keller has any. Does she ever get pregnant or have kids? 39:58 Speaker 1 Dude, I could get, I could get myself and you in so much trouble right now if I wanted to. 40:03 Speaker 2 Dude, that's like a, you know, it's like the handicap spot, like you want to park at it, but you don't want anyone to see that you're parking it. 40:08 Speaker 1 So, my God. All right, so if she did, the person that she did it with needs to go to jail, whoever that was. OK. No, the famous, the famous Helen Keller never married or had children, though. 40:26 This is crazy. She did fall in love with a man name. If he's out there, we need to find him. Peter Fagan in her 30A N Yeah, Fagan. Peter Fagan sounds familiar, but her family and teacher opposed of the match and the planned elopement. 40:48 How do you even plan an elopement with her? It's like you just tapping her on the forehead and Morse code. 40:53 Speaker 2 Yeah, tapping with the Wiener Wiener tap. 40:58 Speaker 1 Leading to her remaining unmarried. She dedicated her life to education and advocacy for the deaf and blind, living with her company or companions and teachers, including Anne Sullivan. IE she probably had a relationship with Anne, but dude, this Peter Fagan guy must have been a weirdo. 41:15 Speaker 2 Right. Well, I also said the doctor didn't want her getting didn't want her in this relationship. And I'm thinking it's because if she did got pregnant, I think Helen Keller would care more about raising her children than putting up the the facade that she was deaf and blind because she'd be like, oh, you. 41:30 Speaker 1 Raised children. 41:32 Speaker 2 Because she wasn't really deaf and blind. That the doctor knew that if she would got pregnant, she would have. She would have been like, all right, I'd rather take care of my children than pretend to be this famous deaf blind lady. So let me let me let me take care of my children. That's why the doctor's like, no, we can't have this happening, OK? Why would you deny her happiness like that? 41:49 Come on, now. Because I. 41:50 Speaker 1 Agree. I agree. I mean, I I think that the planned elopement should have been the aha moment, right? Like the second that Peter was like, no, you cannot separate us. We plan to elope to New York City tomorrow night. They should have been like, like, how does she make that plan? 42:07 There's no way to make the plan. OK. I don't know. How do you communicate with Alan Keller telling her you want to elope? Like, that's a pretty big deal. That's like robbing a bank, OK. You got to, like, have plans and stuff. You got to, like, work out a schedule. Like she now, I think she's a fake. Brandon, dude, you're on to something here. 42:23 Speaker 2 Told you, man. Look, we got Peter's daughter and Fagan Ginger. She might still be alive. And Fagan, Fagan Ginger. She's an American lawyer and teacher. Fuck, she died. Damn. She died August 20th, 2025. 42:38 Son of a bitch. 42:39 Speaker 1 Just missed her. Do we have any other? Do we have any daughters of hers? 42:43 Speaker 2 That's what I'm looking for. God Almighty and Fagin ginger children. 42:54 Speaker 1 Ginger. 42:55 Speaker 2 And Fagin Ginger was her name. And Fagin Ginger oh, ginger and moved to Berkeley with their two children all right her second marriage from. 43:07 Speaker 1 Berkeley. 43:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, she looks crazy as hell, too. Oh God, I got the fucking New York Times trying to get me to buy shit too. Damn it. We'll have to do a little more research on her. I'm trying to. Oh, she went to Michigan. 43:22 Speaker 1 All right, that's how we'll get her on the show. We'll act like we're going to talk about Michigan football. 43:27 Speaker 2 Well, she's dead, so we have to get her children on Chuck. 43:29 Speaker 1 That's what I meant. Their kid kids. 43:32 Speaker 2 43:32 Speaker 2 She was one of only eight women in her law school class spearheaded rally versus Ohio. She has survived by her son, James Gender Ginger of Berkeley. All right, by James Ginger. 43:45 Speaker 1 That's who we're going to have to reach out to. But see, I'll tell you right now, if he's from, if he's from Berkeley, there's no way he's coming on the show. Zero chance we're going to listen to 1 episode. He's out. 43:56 Speaker 2 Yeah, we're not going to. I mean, we can't tell him. Oh, I got his address too. James, Ginger, age 71, lives in Berkeley, CA. Currently lives at 2219 Derby St., Berkeley, CA. 44:06 Speaker 1 Good job you saw. It's really good thing that you just shared that that was really. 44:09 Speaker 2 Good. Oh, we got his phone number too. We're trying to call him. 44:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, give him a call. 44:14 Speaker 2 OK. 44:15 Speaker 1 Do you want me to? Do you want me to talk to him or you want to talk? 44:17 Speaker 2 To him, you talk to him, you know more about Michigan, say you were like with admissions or something. 44:21 Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. 44:21 Speaker 1 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. So I'm with a mission. Wait, do we not just want to talk about his mom? What was his mom's name? 44:27 Speaker 2 Anne Fagan. 44:28 Speaker 1 Anne Fagan and her dad was who? 44:36 Speaker 2 She was her daughter, her her dad was the one that was. 44:40 Speaker 1 Yeah, what's his name? 44:42 Speaker 2 Fuck, was this? Was it Peter Fagan? Yeah, Peter Fagan. So that's his grandpa. 44:48 Speaker 1 Peter Fagan. Hold on. Are you sure I'm looking right now? Yep. Peter Fagan. OK, so Peter Fagan was the one that was going to be low with Anne Frank. And Fagan is his daughter. And this guy's name is what? James Ginger. James Ginger. 45:06 And we're going to talk to him about and I'll tell him we're doing, I'll tell him we're doing a documentary on and or not even Frank Jesus, could you imagine? So we're doing a documentary on Nazi Germany. We wanted to talk to you about your grandfather, Peter Helen. 45:22 You know, I'm like, what? 45:23 Speaker 2 All right. 45:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, give him a call. 45:25 Speaker 2 I'll talk if you don't answer, just we'll leave a voicemail and tell him what we're doing. 45:32 Speaker 1 Well, I can't do. I can't leave my real phone number. 45:35 Speaker 2 It's time to call back at this number. 46:02 Speaker 1 We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Probably. He's probably getting too many calls about Helen Keller and Peter Fagan. 46:13 Speaker 2 I'm trying to figure out why he why it would ring and then it would, then it would say no, you know what I'm. 46:21 Speaker 1 Saying, yeah, that sucks. All right, well, we're going to reach out to this guy. I want to talk to him. I have. I have so many questions now about the elopement. 46:28 Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know how much he knows, but I'm sure people probably, that's probably the only thing people ever ask him about in his life. So cool. 46:35 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm not going to say it. Go ahead. 46:36 Speaker 2 All right, cool, All right, if anyone knows how to get hold of a James Ginger, who is the son of Anne Fagan Ginger, who is the daughter of Peter Fagan, who wanted to elope with Helen Keller. All right, that's the that's the connection there people. 46:52 I had to do that. So all right, we'll go and get into that's. 46:58 Speaker 1 Your 47:19 Speaker 2 every day sports world split on reporters praise of Jaguars coach Liam Cohen during playoff post game press conference. Did you see this video with the Jaguars coach? 47:30 Speaker 1 I saw the highlight that was about 10 seconds where they were just telling him how amazing he did. 47:36 Speaker 2 Yeah, it was, it was the, it was the black lady in there. And she sounded like, you know, just like a sweet old black woman. She was apparently with the newspaper, a local newspaper in Jacksonville. And she pretty much just told him like, hey, you know, like, hey, you hold your head up, young man, you had a a great season here. 47:51 I mean, it's the best the Jaguars have done in a long time. It's his first year as a head coach, I believe. And they were doing good. And you can see his expression change like from obviously, you know, you're disappointed, you're pissed off. You lose by three points to the Bills, you know, and I, the lady pretty much just said, hey, you did a great fucking job this year. 48:07 Can't wait to see what going on goes on next year. I mean, this is the best the team's ever looked and people are beating her up about it and beating him up about it for receiving it well. And to me, I'm like, I mean, at what point anything you say as a reporter in that last game, that last conference, it's not going to fucking matter. 48:24 I mean, it's not like they have a game next week or anything they change today is going to affect them for a game coming up. I mean, they got they got the whole offseason, they got the draft. I mean, it's going to be a completely different team. So I don't see why it's a bad thing that she just gave him some words, words of encouragement and sent him on his way. But people are pissed. 48:39 Like, no, you need to be asking why he fucked this up, why he fucked that up, why he's a piece of shit. Is he going to get fired? Who's he firing? Shit like that. But I think she realized like, hey, this guy worked really hard, got the team really fucking far, and he just needs a few words of encouragement instead of being berated. 48:54 Speaker 1 But I also think that it is the back story on that, you know, because he he is very much hated in the state of Florida outside of Jacksonville. Because if you don't remember, and I'm sure you do, he was one of the coordinators for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last season and they wanted to interview him to come back and do whatever. 49:13 I believe it was Tampa Bay Buccaneer. I know it was something with Tampa Bay and he took a time off, went to Jacksonville, interviewed for the job and accepted it behind the Bucs back. And it infuriated people in Tampa about this guy and they were like, he's a bad person, he's terrible, blah, blah, blah. 49:31 Now he goes to Jacksonville and dude, he was hugely successful. I, I personally think Trevor Lawrence is garbage. That's that's if you'd asked me to begin a season is Trevor Lawrence starting quarterback in the NFL? I'd tell you no based on what I've seen out of that kid for the last two seasons. 49:49 But they looked great. I lost so many bets because of Jacksonville because they just kept winning and I couldn't believe it, right? So I think he is probably the future of that team for many, many years to come. They will be better next season. They will win more games. 50:05 And I was wrong. 50:05 And I was wrong. And it's awesome that you have a reporter come out and I mean, can, Can you believe it, Brandon? A reporter that doesn't want to be negative. Yeah, I know. Where are we in in the in the world? But anyway, I. But no, I think I think that this is great. I think she's awesome. And it was good and she did sound like a sweet person and he probably needed that. 50:23 I mean, like you said, the season's over. Like he's not getting fired. Unless you're getting fired, there's no news. So whatever you say there, it's like what? What does it matter? The team's going to be different next season. They're going to probably have different, you know, personnel all over the field. So I'm glad she did it, man, it was awesome. What's that guy's name, by the way? 50:39 The. 50:40 Speaker 2 Coach Liam Cohen. 50:43 Speaker 1 Yeah, he was he. 50:44 Speaker 2 Was the OC in 2022 for the LA Rams and then he was the OC in Tampa Bay in 24 and then this is his first season a head coach. He was in the NFL the 2009 NFL draft. He was undrafted. I don't know what position he was playing. Probably like a kicker or something. I've had imagine. 50:57 Speaker 1 And he, and he was the one, yeah. So he agreed to the contract with the New York Bucks or, I'm sorry, the the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. And then he said I need time to think about it. And he went to Jacksonville, interviewed, got the job and signed the contract and never told anybody in Tampa That's funny. 51:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, he made the play offs of the Bucks didn't, which is fucking hilarious, honestly. But I don't know. I think it's a good idea. It was. It reminded me of a, you know, sweet old lunch lady at school. You know, like, hey, baby, how you doing? You having a good day? You know, they were always so nice up there. They would just make you feel like everything's OK. Like, hell yeah. Sweet old black lady. 51:31 Tell me everything's going to be all right. That's all I need today. 51:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree. I think it's good. Hopefully we get more of that and you know, when Mike Tomlin gets fired, hopefully they have the same thing happen to him. 51:41 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, dude, they got fucked in that game. Like what the fuck happened? It was seven to six time and then I I saw a damn Aaron Rodgers fumble the ball and the big old lineman is picking it up. I'm like, yeah, that's probably about game, right? 51:50 Speaker 1 There Houston is so good on defense and CJS. Trout sucks so bad. I don't care what he says, he sucks. DeMarco is at DeMarco. DeMarco Ryan's is that coach's name. 52:01 Speaker 2 Yeah. 52:02 Speaker 1 He's good, but dude, that defense, I don't know. I don't know I they could win the Super Bowl. 52:08 Speaker 2 Did you hear the DeMarco Ryan back in the day? He sued the Texans for having shitty grass out there on the field and he won. And then the the Texans changed the field to turf the next year. And then flash forward like 10 years later, he's the head coach there. 52:25 Speaker 1 That's crazy, I didn't know that. 52:27 Speaker 2 He played for the Texans. I was looking at a story about it early. I was like, damn, that's kind of crazy. 52:30 Speaker 1 I know if you watch that game on Monday night, Nico Collins, he got hurt, he got a concussion when he was when he lay in his head, there was two or three plays where he was coming out of his break and he fell and they were talking and you know, whoever, I can't remember the the commentator, I think it was Joe Buck and Troy Aikman maybe I don't know, but they were talking about how the field at used to be Heinz Field. 52:51 What's it called now? A censure, A censure field in in Pittsburgh. It's one of the worst fields in the league because of that. Like the grass, something with the grass. I bet you Demarco's over there like I'm going to sue these clowns. 53:05 Speaker 2 Yeah, 'cause he tore his Achilles or ACL or I think it was Achilles he was running down. He he got a pick six and he was taking it back to the house and it was a non contact integer. When he was playing he tore his Achilles. 53:15 Speaker 1 Oh my God. And it was at his and, and he was playing there, right? 53:18 Speaker 2 Yeah, and he never played another down of football again. So he sued the Texans organization and the NFL for abruptly ending his career and he won. He won, so he's like, we would love to have you a coach 10 years later. 53:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, we we want you to sue every team we play that has a grass field. 53:35 Speaker 2 That'd be great. Thank you very much. So all right. Yeah. Just need a little more positive journalism. You don't get that ever, man. You don't ever hear them because everyone just wants a big story. They want to be like, who you fired? Who you doing this and that. So. All right, Next. So this has been going pretty viral in in Mexico right now. 53:53 Chuck probably knows something about this. Have you ever heard of the TR3 Black Manta? 54:01 Speaker 1 This is a Fraser joke. I don't. No, I don't know. 54:03 Speaker 2 Oh no. This is a a speculative triangular shaped black project stealth reconnaissance aircraft attributed to the US Air Force. So it's believed to use UFUFO technology. It's got it uses advanced anti gravity or electromagnetic propulsion for high speed undetected surveillance with alleged connected sightings to connections to UFOUFO sightings and Nazi German tech. 54:29 Well, the reason this is going viral right now is because there's, there's all kind of videos, you know, we got AI now. So it's so hard to tell, but apparently there's the, this thing's been spotted in Mexico City and around Mexico and people are saying Trump's using that as a show of force. You got some people on the Internet that are saying it's, it's not real, it's AI. 54:46 But then you got people that are like first hand accounts, they're like saying, no, I, I've seen that. Like I, I saw it with my own fucking eyes. Like I, I know this is, I know what I saw. I know this is real. I'm going to bring up a picture of it right here on the screen. It's kind of kind of hard to see. 55:01 Speaker 1 Where is it? Where is it based out of? 55:03 Speaker 2 It's a it's AUS aircraft is what they're calling it God Almighty. So this is the video they've got. 55:10 Speaker 1 Looks just like the Stealth. 55:13 Speaker 2 Yeah, but the motherfucker's just like, hovering right there. 55:16 Speaker 1 Where's the video? I don't see any video. Oh. 55:17 Speaker 2 You don't see a video? Where the fuck? Oh, I'm on the wrong thing. Hold on. 55:22 Speaker 1 I'm like what am I? Am I tripping? Like I don't see a video, I just see a picture. 55:27 Speaker 2 Here we go. This is what we got right here. So some people are saying they're, you know, we got all those supersonic energy weapons that the US is apparently being accused of, of using in, in Venezuela. And then this happens to show up a few days later over, over Mexico. 55:46 And like I said, I mean, it's so hard nowadays to tell what's AI and what's not. I mean, if you saw something like that, you'd be like, that's got to be AI because we've never seen it before. But if you got people on the ground first hand account saying, no, I, I see this. I, I saw it with my own eyes. What, what, what do we think we're trying to do here? 56:02 You think Trump's just trying to show force and like, do we've got some even crazier shit than we used in Venezuela? 56:08 Speaker 1 So I'm kind of, I'm kind of all over the place on this, you know, like when I, when I joined the military, that's when the F20 or the F22 was like a very, very classified aircraft. And, and then the, the B2, the B2 stealth bomber was, was also the, the, the skin of the aircraft was very classified. 56:26 So when, when we would go to work, you'd get your assignments everyday. And I mean, and dude, we were security forces. So you'd get like, you know, hey, you're working the B22 hanger, you're working the F22 hanger or whatever. Well, of course, you know, you're working 56:46 You cannot touch the skin of the stealth because they even like when they'd go to work on it, they would put special booties on to not damage the skin of the aircraft. It's. 56:54 Speaker 2 Going to be perfect, right? Perfectly. 56:55 Speaker 1 Screwed well, you know, 2 in the morning, I'm over there just like like rubbing it with my hands, you know, I'm freaking I'm licking it, you know, I remember, I remember like wonder what it tastes like, you know, like I mean dude, I it was 2 in the morning, nobody's around. I'm I'm out there. Skunk works like. Like it's actually. 57:11 Speaker 2 Laying around like should I put my Wiener on it? 57:14 Speaker 1 I'm not going to, I'm not going to confirm or deny we did anything like that, but I'm saying if if there was ever a stealth bomber that got picked up by radar by a four inch little sweaty mark, it would probably be. 57:25 Speaker 2 OK, a little mushroom stamp on the front of it. 57:28 Speaker 1 You're like, Sir, I don't know what it is. It appears to be 4 inches long and traveling at a very high rate of speed. But anyway, that's neither him nor there. My point is when you when you when you look up T38 and you do the research on it, it is a rumoured classified black project of the US military. 57:45 Speaker 2 Aircraft. You look at TL3 Black Monta right? 57:47 Speaker 1 Yes yes and it's a triangular self spy plane said to use advanced anti gravity or plasma propulsion whatever, making it a popular subject for UFO sightings and conspiracy theories but its existence is not officially confirmed. I will tell you 1000% if this was real, you would know about it because there are 30, I don't know, 33,000 security forces members that have to guard this thing. 58:13 And if they're guarding it, which they would be, they're going to do something that they're not supposed to do and it's going to get leaked. And I promise you they would tell you if I remember when. What's the what's the famous magician? 58:28 Speaker 2 David Blaine, or. 58:30 Speaker 1 Copperfield. 58:31 Speaker 2 Copperfield. 58:32 Speaker 1 Copperfield came to Edwards Air Force Base and he was doing a ABC special and he was going to make the B2 stealth bomber disappear, right? And he had a big set of bleachers set up and everybody sat in the bleachers and he had the BB2 behind him. 58:47 And everybody in the audience signed a non disclosure agreement. They would never talk about what they saw, right? And they're filming it. They're filming it. They're filming it. And he's like abracadabra and he snaps his fingers and break. They make everybody that was sitting in the bleachers get up, move to another set of bleachers to the right. 59:07 And there's no B22 behind David Copperfield on this one. And he's like action. And he's like. And everybody in the audience was like, oh, my God, it disappeared. It didn't disappear, dude. They moved. They moved the bleachers, OK? He never made anything disappear. 59:22 You know how long it took for all those military members to tell the world that that was fake? Very quickly. I mean, dude, it was I was I wasn't even there. I was in the dorms and they were coming back going dude, I signed an NDAI don't know what that is, but you're not going to believe this idiot, right? 59:39 Everybody knew it was fake. So if this was real, they're not going to hide it. So I there's no way this is real. Well, absolutely zero chance the. 59:47 Speaker 2 Only reason I'm looking at this is the first flight of the F22 was in 1997 and it didn't actually be officially released until 2005. So that's eight years that they kept it under wraps. And it, you know, I mean, I think they, you know, they probably get pictures and you probably do have people leaking information saying, yeah, this thing is real. 1:00:01 Speaker 1 Which one is that? Do what? 1:00:03 Speaker 2 I said F22. OK, Raptor's stealth. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 That's not true. Google Google Mariah Carey I still believe music video and she's dancing on the F22 and that was in 1999 I believe. 1:00:17 Speaker 2 I mean, let's just see Lockheed Martin F22 Raptor. First flown in 97. It was designated F22 FA 22 before a formally entered service in 2005. 1:00:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they, but Mariah Carey was doing music videos on it in 1999, so or 98. So I, I, I mean, these things sit it because they're in testing phase. So like even even in like Edwards Air Force Base where you have Lockheed Martin, Boeing, Skunk Works, you have all these guys that are competing for these contracts. 1:00:45 They just don't make them operational. But we see them every day. It's the F22F35. Like the F35 destroyed the F22, and that's Boeing's version of the stealth fighter. It destroyed the F22. It was faster, it was more agile, it was better in combat. 1:01:01 We watched it happen and then this thing's landing and freaking crashed on landing. But it destroyed the F22, dude, it was so much better than the F22. And the government was like, well, the F22 can land, you know, So the F22 got the contract and Lockheed's like, thank you. 1:01:17 And Boeing's over there. Like, are you kidding me, dude? Like we couldn't stick the landing like really? And that, that F35 sat on the runway for four years while I was there collecting dust. And that was a malt hundreds of $1,000,000 project. So I, I don't know. I, I just is it, is it possible that we have plasma propulsion? 1:01:36 Maybe. But if it's out there, somebody's going to leak it. That's all I'm saying. 1:01:41 Speaker 2 Well, I think that's what's happening right now. I think it's getting leaked, right? Hard to tell. 1:01:45 Speaker 1 I don't know, you know what we got to do. We just got to see it. If you if you see a mushroom stamp on that thing, it's real. 1:01:53 Speaker 2 Someone's got to be busting all over it. 1:01:53 Speaker 2 Someone's got to be busting all over it. Someone, someone working on it. Late nights you're like no, I'll bet no one's ever jacked off on this thing. So all right cool, well, let's do it you on iHeartRadio live podcast or Spotify. 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