John McCain Genie Blowie EP-265 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-03-25
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This transcript was generated automatically. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Win Tickets to the Braves Home Opener Before we get started, a quick reminder. The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas and occasional life advice you're about to hear belongs strictly to us. 0:16 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors who are officers, or anyone else trying to keep it clean reputation. 0:31 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. Now buckle up and enjoy the show, dozers. The thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for communicate purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck, Iron Fist or female pressure. Enjoy the show, dozers. 0:47 Speaker 2 I'll Rock You like an STP with a black hole sun. I ain't going down. We're going to have 1:02 Speaker 3 Charles is eating right now. He's eating unvirgified Pickles, which is known as cucumbers. We also have baseball coming this week. Can't now wait. Chuck, how you doing over there? Are you done eating your cucumbers? No. 1:18 OK. All right, well, we have we have a, I'm going to go ahead and let you know right now for hobo nose this week. We're going to be doing it on Friday, but we're going to be recording on Thursday and we have two tickets to the home opener, season opener for the Braves this Friday night. 1:34 So you'll know Thursday if we'll give you a call, you'll play hobo nose. If you win, we'll give you the tickets and you go to the the home opener up there for the Braves. It's going to be a good time. So leave us a voicemail, 404-890-0005. 1:49 Hello Childess how you doing? 1:51 Speaker 2 1:51 Speaker 2 Hello, Brandon. It's going to be, it's going to be awesome. I actually told my kid about this. You know, Carter's a huge baseball fan. And I said, hey, we're giving away tickets to the home opener on Friday. And he said, do I win? You know, so I don't I don't know if you I don't think we're going to let you call in. 2:07 That'd be kind of weird to let you be a part of the show and call in and then you tell your buddies. Like, I totally got tickets this Friday for the home opener because I knew a homeless guy didn't know anything. So he's going to get in trouble if we do that. But no, I think that that's a great that is a great hobo nose prize. 2:26 Chuck's Wife Mad About Baseball, Coaching Older Girls And crazy enough, me and Brandon are going to be attending a baseball game next Wednesday and my wife is mad at me because of it. 2:37 Speaker 3 Oh, you told her I would just told her you're going to work or something that we could just went to the game and you know, you come home, we could, we could grab some dirt on the side of the road and you rub it on your shirt real quick and hop in and go. 2:47 Speaker 2 I was going to lie to her because I have found in 16 years of marriage, that line is usually the easiest path, right? But I said, you know, why would you care? She's working and we're going away for spring break. We're going to Orange Beach and we're leaving Saturday morning. 3:02 So Megan was looking at the calendar in the kitchen. We have one of those digital calendars on the wall and she said, OK, I'm off 3 days before we go on vacation. I'm going to get so much done. She's all proud of herself. That's great. 3:17 You know, that's cool that you're proud of yourself. 3:17 You know, that's cool that you're proud of yourself. You got some days off. You're going to, you know, rock'n'roll, get the house clean, get everything packed up, get ready, get the kids ready for spring break. That's probably not the time. I should have dropped the the news and I said, oddly enough, Wednesday I'm going to a baseball game with Brandon, She said. 3:36 She said, what are you talking about? I said, well, you know, he's got tickets and it's a noon game against the A's. It's probably going to be a guarantee W for the Braves. Like this is just a good time for me and Brandon to go. She said, well, who all's going? She said me and Brandon. She said, yeah, right, I know you're lying. 3:52 I said, like, we're not rolling deep, right? And then she goes, I wish I could just gallivant all day and not do anything. It's not all day. It's noon and I am going to show the guys the job at 4:09 It's just women get mad when guys have fun without them. You know that. You know that's true. 4:13 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, they're like the biggest proponent of FOMO, you know, they're like anytime, you know, and, and if it's something they wanted to go to and then they realize they can't or they're not invited, like, oh, that's stupid. Anyway, I don't want like that. 4:23 Speaker 2 Anyway, oh God, I hate that, Hate that. Like Megan, Megan, like all of her friends will be doing a party and she's like, she's always Oh my God, this would be so much fun. Christmas party, spring party, fall party, 4th of July party. But if she doesn't get invited, that's when she's I bet you that party sucks so bad. 4:41 Oh my God, look who's there. Look at the pictures they're putting up. These people don't even like each other and they're the same room. 4:47 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, that's how I imagined it going for real though. But you know, Braves back in season, I love it hasn't been anything on TV. You know, basketball. We're we're not basketball guys. I I can't watch it. It hurts my soul. I don't understand it either. I don't understand March Madness. Why do you fuck do you even have? 5:03 I think March Madness is is NCAA correct. 5:08 Speaker 2 Yeah, are you? Are you being serious? You don't watch March Madness at all. 5:12 Speaker 3 Fuck no I don't understand it. Why the fuck is it do? Do they play games before March Madness? 5:17 Speaker 2 Yeah, they have a whole season. They have, you know, the Big 10 Championship and the SEC Championship and all that. 5:23 Speaker 3 But everyone makes it to March Madness, right? 5:25 Speaker 2 No, you have to qualify for March Madness. It means you have to be at a certain level to win so many games. Whatever. Don't ask me to get into that. I don't know how that all works, but I know that Michigan and Michigan State usually make it. And then you do your bracket, which is really the most fun of March Madness because nobody really knows if Saint John's going to win. 5:43 Nobody really knows if this team sucks or that team sucks, but when you watch it, it's fun because you go through that. And then also it's single elimination. I love single elimination tournaments and I don't you don't really have a lot of them at all except for I guess the NFL, right? 5:58 I mean, obviously when you go into the playoffs, you lose one year out, but it's just so great to see single elimination basketball because that's not something we really get a lot of. I mean, could you imagine if you did like a March Madness framework for the Major League Baseball? 6:14 How cool would that be? 6:16 Speaker 3 I don't understand it so I I I can't comprehend how cool it would be or would not because I don't. 6:20 Speaker 2 Probably don't understand. I mean, like, you lose a game, you're out. 6:24 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, that's how it is with pretty much everything except baseball, right? I mean, you play, you don't do best of three in football or best of five. Is that what you're talking about instead of doing like best of 3/5 or 7? 6:30. Nice. 6:35 Speaker 2 Yeah. 6:36 Speaker 3 OK, I think baseball's the only one that does that, right? They don't have them football. 6:40 Speaker 2 What are you talking about? They have it in basketball, the NBA. That's how the playoffs go. It's best up. 6:45 Speaker 3 Oh, it's, I don't know. I don't know, couldn't. 6:46 Speaker 2 Tell you and and the hockey's the same way. 6:49 Speaker 3 I don't watch those sports, so I would not know football is all I know about football and baseball and then the rest that you can suck ass. I don't I don't give a damn. But no, baseball is finally bad. So we have a real sport in session now. Thank God. It's it's great. You know Braves, you know the the home opener. I can't make it. 7:05 But what I love about I, I, my favorite game to go to is a midday game in the middle of the week. I love it because nobody's there. You have to deal with traffic. You look around everybody else, like, what do these guys do? They don't have jobs either, huh? They're just looking around like, what do you do? What do you do you know? 7:20 Speaker 2 That's that's, that's when all the pores go that are living off Social Security. 7:24 Speaker 3 Or it could be like that too. But all right, look at all these unemployed motherfuckers, you know? But I'll be proud to be one of them. Yeah, I'll be up there. So it'll be a good time. Right there near the Chick-fil-A and the pisser. It's all I need, really. Chicken sandwiches and somewhere to piss, you know what I mean. 7:38 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, 'cause you're not going to be drinking beer. 7:40 Speaker 3 Yeah, I know. I won't be drinking. You're going to. 7:42 Speaker 2 Get home right there. I can't I got, I got to coach a game that night or I or I probably would have a few, but I'm not going to do that from coaching a game that. 7:48 Speaker 3 Oh, you could have like probably 4, you know? 7:50 Speaker 2 Oh, no, no, no, no, two, no, no, I'm on. I'm on these coaches chats like for all the sports that I coach. And the other day something went down and the next thing you know, the coach's chat blew up. And this one coach just said like, you know, this wasn't fair. 8:05 This was a bad call or whatever. And then two hours later he jumps back in the coach's chat. It's like 6 or 7 O clock at night. And he says, oh bro, dude, it was so bad. And I'm like watching all these coaches like, and this is like with the director and all that stuff. 8:22 And I'm just, I'm taking it all and I'm having a great time. I mean, this is at this point, it's just entertainment. And one of my, one of my players, her mom messaged me and said, hey, did you find an extra catcher's Mitt? We lost the catcher's Mitt. We can't find it. Well, this is what the coach's chat is really used for is like, you know, somebody loses a coach's Mitt or a catcher's Mitt. 8:41 And so I, I'm, I don't want to jump in at the wrong time. So I just kind of waited. I'm, I'm waiting for my spot, you know what I mean, to jump in. And so I finally find this lull in the action. And, and it was, it was right after this one coach pissed at this other coach and this coach finally said something. This coach is jumping in and all these people are going crazy. 8:58 And I said, hey, awkward time to jump in the conversation, but did anybody see a catcher's Mitt today? Right. And I knew what would happen. I'm all fuck you. Fuck you, guy. 9:00 AM and then leave and just not go back. So I don't know what the problem is. 9:09 Speaker 3 You're going on all right, fucking Richard over here, cheated on my wife with me here with. 9:14 Speaker 2 Him. 9:15 Speaker 3 'Cause I don't really give a shit. This lady wants to know where her kids club is, I think. 9:20 Speaker 2 No matter what I said, it was going to be Chuck's just trying to stir the pot. He's just stirring the pot. He's asking for about a catcher's Mitt. He doesn't care. He's just trying to stir the pot, you know, like, no, whatever. So nobody answered me. I still don't know if anybody's found it. 9:36 Speaker 3 Yeah, actually, yeah. 9:36 Speaker 3 Yeah, actually, yeah. But the well, I'm not telling you to get drunk and start fucking drunk texting your damn group chat telling them to fuck off and everything but you. 9:42 Speaker 2 Can't coach with alcohol on your breath, dude. 9:45 Speaker 3 Oh, that's what they say. 9:47 Speaker 2 Well, that's what they say. But I mean, I'm, I'm coaching, you know, I'm coaching older girls now. These girls are 1718 years old and let's just say there's been some things that I've witnessed coaching these older girls where I'm going. This is a different world from. 10:02 Speaker 3 Me Why? Why are you coaching 1718 year old? You don't have a kid. 10:06 Speaker 2 That old the the team that Savannah plays on is 18 you. Oh. 10:10 Speaker 3 OK. 10:11 Speaker 2 Now, granted, she's 13 and you know, we thought this is great. You know why she's playing with 18 year olds? Well, she's, she's got she's got the second, she's got the second lowest on base percentage on the team. So things are not working out, you know what I mean? But but she's a stud 13 year old, but she's playing with these older girls and they too, they got I, I saw one kiss in her boyfriend before the game. 10:36 Oh God, they're driving themselves and they're picking each other up. 10:40 Speaker 3 The man is going to be learning too much from these girls, I'll tell you that. 10:42 Speaker 2 I know, dude, dude, trust me, I'm already way ahead of you. I'm watching everything. And I, and I told you, because they cuss a lot. They, they, they just, they throw out a lot of bad words, you know, and I'm like, girls, like we're all going to talk like we're all 13 again. And they all just laugh at me. 10:59 Speaker 3 Don't be a pussy coach. Check. 11:02 Speaker 2 It's it's it's pretty bad. 11:03 Speaker 3 The funniest though is the girl who has the lowest on base percentage. You know her father show but. 11:07 Speaker 2 You're getting out beat by a 13 year old. 11:09 Speaker 3 Come on now, step it up. 11:10 Speaker 2 That's true. That's true because the one the girl that's that's at the lowest is not 13 so. 11:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, and funny enough, the last time I was at a Braves game was with your family. You know, you were not there. I don't know where the hell you were, but that was the. 11:23 Speaker 2 That's right. So we get to, we get to make things right. Yeah. 11:27 Speaker 3 Look at that, look at that. This time we leave the rest of the family home and I go with you. 11:32 Speaker 2 Finally, things are right. 11:34 Chuck's Ashy Home & Meeting Podcast Listeners Hey, did I? Did I tell you what I did the other day? 11:38 Speaker 3 You tell me what you did many a days. 11:40 Speaker 2 Well, I sent you the picture. I sent you the picture of the fireplace area. It's beautiful. And you got to admit, my rock wall is gorgeous. 11:47 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, I responded that I would I would help you finish it at the Christmas party, yes. 11:51 Speaker 2 Yeah, no. So I, I made a mistake, Brandon and I have not been called on it yet and my wife has not seen it yet. Well, and so I'm, I think I'm in the clear. I think the statute of limitations is over. It's been 2 days and she hasn't said anything. 12:06 So she can't now. Have you ever tried to blow the inside of your home? 12:13 Speaker 3 Blow the inside of my home. 12:15 Speaker 2 Yeah, like with a leaf, like a leaf blower to clean it. 12:17 Speaker 3 Fuck no. What? No. 12:20 Speaker 2 OK, so Leaf. 12:21 Speaker 3 Blowers are for outside. 12:23 Speaker 2 OK, so anyways, I'm trying to clean all the freaking rock, right? And it's, it's got dust everywhere. And, and so I'm, I'm up there, I'm cleaning it. I'm, I'm trying to like blow it with my mouth. I'm like, you know, and it's just, it's great. It's a huge while. You've seen the wall. 12:38 It's big. So I have this epiphany, right? And I'm like, dude, I'm just going to bring my blower in here and blow the freaking wall, right? Like this is genius. 12:48 Speaker 3 That's when it goes bad. You start bringing outside tools inside so. 12:53 Speaker 2 Dude, you think it's bad, wait till I tell you what happened. So I have a fire. See, Brandon's been to my house. I have a fireplace that is open from two sides. It's open from the living room and the kitchen. 13:08 OK, so anyway, so I'm blowing this wall off, right? And dude, it looks so good. I mean, just this, as soon as I hit it, it was like like just dust everywhere. Bam, I'm like, Oh my God, I'm a genius. I'm blowing it. I'm blowing it out the the kitchen out the door. 13:26 I'm just like, this is the smartest thing I've ever done in my life, right? So I get done and I see like my dog dog paws like black dog paws all over the kitchen floor. Like 10 minutes later I'm going what the heck is that from right? 13:44 I can't my brain. I'm like I don't where would where did Rex get charcoal on his paws? This is crazy. I'm trying to clean it up. It will not clean up. It's I'm scrubbing it. So I finally get a few of the dog paws up and then I look in the kitchen area. 13:59 Speaker 3 He blew all the hash out from one side of the other. 14:02 Speaker 2 Dude, all of it and it all blew into the kitchen, into the dining room and it's just, the entire floor is just covered in ash. And I go, Oh my God. So I grab, I, I, I, I almost used the blower again, but then I thought about, I was like, that's a bad idea, 'cause this is ash, right? 14:20 Let me tell you about this. 14:21 Speaker 3 Blower got me spat. No, you used blower. 14:25 Speaker 2 Seriously, 'cause it's like soot, It's like soot. So I say, OK, I'm going to grab broom and a dust pan and I'm going to sweep all this up. You know what happens when you sweep? Sod up. 14:37 Speaker 3 It marks out. It just disappears and marks everything up. 14:40 Speaker 2 Everything's black. The, the freaking, the broom is black. The, the, the, the dust pan is black. I got black streaks all over the floor. And I look at the clock and I go, Oh my God, it's 320. Megan's going to be home in 20 minutes. I'm freaking out. 14:57 So I grabbed the mop. I'm mopping like a madman and I get it all cleaned up off the hardwood, but the rock is just jacked up. Dude, it's jacked so bad. So 340, Sydney walks in the door. She gets out of the car first. 15:13 She comes in, I'm like, Sydney, come here. So she comes over. I was like, hey, you see anything weird about the fireplace? You know when we're standing in front of it? And she goes, no, I mean the woods, not even at the bottom. I'm like, that's not even a thing. Like that's been like that our whole life. I said no, that's not it. I said anything else. 15:28 She goes, no, that's OK. Good. So I hadn't said anything. Megan hasn't even noticed our brick. I don't know how to get it off the brick. Have you ever gotten soot off a brick before? 15:39 Speaker 3 No, no, I, you know, we got a fireplace on my dad's, but we haven't got converted to gas. When I was young, I don't remember, I think, oh, we got it converted to gas after my dad was going to get wood off the pile and there was a copperhead. So he said no more of that. So you got gas fireplace. Hey, snakes. But no, no, I, I, I think you could, you might have to take a grinder to it, you know, like. 15:58 Speaker 2 I'm dog. Don't say that because I don't have to bust out the blower again. I can't. I can't I? 16:03 Speaker 3 Can't have get into the cycle. Damn it, the blower. But we'll stop using the fucking blower. 16:09 Speaker 2 Dude, it worked really, really well. Just so you know, like I, I almost did. And you know what? As soon as I started doing it, I got it all at the door. I sat there for a minute and I'm thinking like, I might have just cracked a code because like, you dust things in your house all the time. Why just take a blower out? 16:24 Just blow them. 16:25 Speaker 3 You know, I think you just blew the dust that was on the floor all over the stuff on the walls and on top of the counters and on top of the cabinets and, you know, everywhere. He just, he just took the dust that was on the ground and just dispersed it everywhere. 16:37 Speaker 2 I will say you're probably a little bit accurate on that all of Megan's wine bottles that Jose got her for for the he got her that box of wine like the fine wine, it looks like it's been aging for two years. It's all covered in dust these. 16:52 Speaker 3 The ones from Jose. But yeah, you better get to drinking them. Looks like. Yeah, been leaving them over there for a while. 16:56 Speaker 2 16:56 Speaker 2 Megan, why are these bottles so dusty? Like, what are you doing? She's like, Oh my God, how long have they been like that? I don't know. It's. 17:02 Speaker 3 Weird. Yeah, I think you're just moving dust around. But you know what? Whatever makes you happy. Whatever. You know, 'cause whenever you get the rest of the wall done, I would not use a blower. Or if you are, put the guards on front of your Don't you have guards for your fireplace or no? 17:15 Speaker 2 No, no, we don't have those. And and I again, I, I mean, out of my entire house, my rock is the cleanest thing right now. Like if you were to come over, you'd go, dude, that is some clean rock. T VS covered in dust. OK. Like the rest of my house, like every picture frame, everything on the wall has just a thick coat. 17:31 You could you could wipe it with your finger. 17:33 Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. You just took it off the the rock area and dispersed it on everything else. 17:37 Speaker 2 And it looks like we live in a it looks like we live in a haunted house. 17:40 Speaker 3 And probably now is the worst time to be blowing shakes. You probably got a bunch of fucking pollen coming in the house, right? Dispersed that everywhere too. It's probably terrible, man. 17:48 Speaker 2 Oh dude, that might be what's wrong with me. I I am dying. I've I've never felt, you know what, ever since I blew, ever since I blew, my allergies have been killing me. 17:58 Speaker 3 Yeah, because you took all the this dust that's been there for years and years and years that the parts you never dust and you, you done mixed it up with the old, with the new dust. Now you got old dust fucking flying around. I mean, you probably got dust since you moved in there like 1 corner that you never cleaned and now it's in the air and it's probably got some. 18:13 You probably got COVID dust flying around too. 18:16 Speaker 2 There's like elderly dust mites that have been buried in the corner of my carpet or my, my corners of my house for years, right? And then I blew, and they were like, Oh, my, my God, we're back in the fight. We're back in the fight, you know? Yeah. 18:29 Speaker 3 It's like people worried about global warming, like all the old bacteria is going to unfreeze. That's exactly what you did. You just blow it up in the air. You get life. As soon as it hit that sun, it was like it's resurrected. So. 18:40 Speaker 2 I feel it. 18:40 Speaker 3 Everyone going to be sick, but yeah, no, we it's been a long day today. Recording late on this one. I had to go out to Harrelson today and Sonoya, I don't know exactly what it is. It's like a Sonoya address, but it's more. Harrelson finished up a job there. He wanted a tree guy, so I gave him Chuck's number. 18:55 I was like, yeah, yeah. He used to be a Air Marshall and he even shot a Muslim. He shot the wrong 1. So now he's not anymore. 19:01 Speaker 2 You didn't tell him that. 19:03 Speaker 3 I didn't tell. I was thinking about telling him that after I left. I was like, that'd been funny. But he actually shot a Muslim. It was the wrong one but he shot 1. But anyway. So I got that done and then came back here to the house, grabbed some shit, picked up. My buddy had to go to my dad's and get some paperwork for the truck. 19:21 He was lighting the woods on fire. Everybody lit the woods on fire today. I don't know why everyone's doing controlled burns. He had a big pile of trees in the back he had to set on fire and then left, went met a buddy, he does landscaping and he's taking on a big neighborhood and he wanted me to do the irrigation. 19:37 So we had to run through all that and I'll tell you man, that shit's fucked. I don't know if Brittany Alexis still listened to the show or not. She used to back in the day, but it was in her neighborhood and that thing is bad. They like redid all the curves and everything. They didn't give a fuck about the irrigation to destroy it. But it's quite easy, you know, it was just like 8 entrances and like 4 of them had no three of them had irrigation, but it was all fucked. 19:56 So I was like, just write down in your notes fucked. 19:56 So I was like, just write down in your notes fucked. You know when you tell the people you know, like it's fucking bad. And then three of the areas didn't even have fucking irrigation, but they just planted a new flower. So bunch of idiots over there. So I don't know what we're doing with that. But then we left and we went to dinner at Art and Jake's. 20:13 And it was funny because our waitress was this girl that when me and Bradley from Bradley's in a Cadillac, we were on a bunch of shrooms one time and we went up the RPM. It's like a bar, like a sports bar, I guess. And death August was there and he tried to hook up Bradley with this girl, but we were on too many shrooms and we were freaking out, man. 20:32 It was a terrible time. So I texted him asking if he remembered her. He's like, yes. I'm like, yeah, kind of hard to forget. Like, she's my server. So that was fun. But while we were there, someone tapped me on my shoulder and was like, Brandon, I'm like, Oh yeah, what's up man? Who are you? And I started talking to him. And it turned out it was, it was a listener, 2 listeners that were there. 20:51 And I had originally thought, you know, because they were like sitting to the right of us like 2 tables over. And like the, the Hostess was walking around and I, I looked at her ass and then the, the other people were looking at me and oh shit, they're judging me for looking at that girl's ass. But turns out they weren't. They were just trying to figure out who was me. 21:07 And it was. So we talked to him. Hans and Tammy, they were great. 21:07 And it was. So we talked to him. Hans and Tammy, they were great. They were nice. I was like, I'm definitely going to remember that. Hans, you know Hans Gruber. 21:14 Speaker 2 Wait, was he England or was he American? 21:18 Speaker 3 Oh yeah, he sounded pretty American. Yeah, look at him. I got a picture with him. 21:21 Speaker 2 And his name was Hans. 21:23 Speaker 3 Hans, Yeah, look at that. They look like Hans does it. 21:25 Speaker 2 Are they married? 21:26 Speaker 3 Yes, they live across from a popular drug dealer in the area as well, but they they got they got it's a nice area, but the drug dealer lives across the street. But he he's more of a drug farmer. He he makes the drugs. 21:39 Speaker 2 So are we allowed? I mean, what's going on? Are you messing with me? I mean, can we talk about this a little bit? Wait. 21:46 Speaker 3 What do you mean what's going on? 21:48 Speaker 2 I mean, seriously, you don't want to address anything. 21:53 Speaker 3 I, I did, you did text me back and say this chick looked like Megan and I was like, no, her name's Tammy. 21:58 Speaker 2 21:58 Speaker 2 She did. She does look like Megan a little bit, but I'm I'm more. Wow, Brandon, out of all the people in the world. OK, put the picture back up, please. I'll be the one to RIP the Band-Aid off. That's fine. So dude, this guy's out kicking his coverage by like 85 yards. 22:17 I mean it, it's like, seriously. I mean, what does he have a young voice? 22:23 Speaker 3 Oh, he's got a country voice? Hell yeah. 22:26 Speaker 2 Duh. Do you believe they're close to the same age, Brandon? 22:31 Speaker 3 Yeah, they're, they're, they're probably, you know, older, like 47. 22:35 Speaker 2 What dude that chick is like? 22:39 Speaker 3 I have no idea dude. I I just. 22:40 Speaker 2 He's like 33. 22:43 Speaker 3 I don't fucking know or I didn't ask them about their whole lives and when they were born and what hospital they attended and everything. I just. 22:49 Speaker 2 Who are you? Who are you not to point out like when some listener comes up to you and you got Hans, like Hans, good for you. I'm I'm in the Hans. I'm in Hans's corner right now. Like I like, I did the same thing, brother. OK, I married a girl 8 years younger than me. This dude went like 20 years younger. 23:05 That's freaking huge. You didn't bring that up. And just like immediately go what? I mean, that's a great story. There had to be a story behind that. I want to talk talk to Hans now. Well. 23:14 Speaker 3 They'll be at the next event, I think. But I had, I had my spicy vodka ricatoni and I didn't have the chicken that didn't come with it. So I was trying to figure out like, where the fuck's my chicken? You know, I need some protein on this. I figured I've had to go get a protein shake at the gas station afterwards. So I was really concerned and I was also trying to get on the record. But I talked to him for about 5 minutes. 23:30 He works at the power company and I don't remember if she works or not. I can't remember. But yeah, they're nice people. 23:38 Speaker 2 I mean, they, they look like nice people. I just, I just can't believe that wouldn't be the first question you have. It's wow. I mean, you are not what I would envision to be a married. I mean, good for how I got it. No, I'm I'm trying. I want to give Hans credit. OK. 23:53 I just believe that you're not like, I feel like you're messing with me right now like that. You didn't say anything or bring it up. This is this is crazy. 24:01 Speaker 3 This is a typical Southern couple, son. You know you've never seen that. 24:05 Speaker 2 You're. 24:06 Speaker 3 Not a couple. You're both from Pennsylvania. You're fucking Michigan and shit. 24:10 Speaker 2 I do not want to bust on Hans. I love Hans already. I just I can tell that I would like him. He looks like a guy I would like to party with. You know, I'd like to hang out with him and invite him to the Christmas party. But at the end of the day, you're not pointing out the fact that maybe she's just a good photo tape. Maybe maybe she's just what's it called when your picture photogenic. 24:30 Maybe she's just photogenic, right. But I mean, she's like, like way outside, like, like he, he, this. 24:39 Speaker 3 This is the, the, the epitome of southern couples. This is what they look like. This is this is, I mean, I see people, I, I, I could name you fucking 10 couples I know that are in the same scenario just like this. It's just how it is down here, how it is in the South. You don't ever see those memes where it's like the typical SEC couple and you get like Shane Gillis and then you get like a hot blonde next to it. 24:57 Like Shane Gillis is great. 24:59 Speaker 2 So do you OK, I'm going to be out because now I'm now you got me worried about it. Because when I see like a picture like that and you don't even address it, it means you're used to it. It means talking to you. So and be honest with me and and I, I, I can take it, right? 25:15 I can take it when you see like a picture of me and Megan, right? And let's say Megan's all dialed up. She looks really, really nice. And we go out and we take a picture together and I put it up. If you did not know me and we had never met before, would you say that I out kicked my coverage or would you say that we're like a good couple? 25:35 Speaker 3 I'd I'd I'd assume you're swingers honestly. 25:38 Speaker 2 Why would what? Why would you assume not? 25:41 Speaker 3 I don't know because you're just, you know, you're bald and older and she's younger than you and I don't know, they're very seem very outgoing. I don't know, they seem like swingers. I mean y'all are like a normal couple though you know, like a northerner couple like you. 25:53 Speaker 2 Know these people? Did the people you met, did they seem like swingers? 25:57 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so. 26:00 Speaker 2 What the hell? Why do I got to be a swinger? I don't understand why. 26:00 Speaker 2 What the hell? Why do I got to be a swinger? I don't understand why. I guess that's better than the the other. I guess I I just don't want and I mean, what can I do about it, right? I just don't want people to look at me with a picture with Megan and just people are going like, what the hell is she doing with that guy? 26:16 You know what I mean? 26:17 Speaker 3 You you can definitely notice it though, if you if, if you go on her Facebook or something like that and the pictures with you and her look at the likes and who likes it and then she posts a picture by herself. Probably going to be a lot more likes but. 26:27 Speaker 2 There's going to be different people, dude. Hundreds. I've, I've noticed that too. And it's funny because the first, I pray, I'd say the first five years that we were married, there would be a lot of dudes liking Megan's single photos. And then there was either there was even guys that reached out to her. 26:44 It was so funny. One guy reached out and he goes, he goes, hey, you probably don't Remember Me, but I knew you in college and, and I got a job for the Gwinnett Stripers and I could totally get you tickets. And so Megan call she, she goes, hey, one of my, one of the guys I went to college with, he he, you know, I don't really remember him, but he can get us tickets for Gwinnett Stripers. 27:07 Yeah, I can get a ticket. Like, what are you talking about? They're 6 bucks, you know, like, what is this guy doing? But, you know, after, after the age comes, That's what's funny about women. The longer they get away from college and high school, the less and less of those they get. 27:23 And then I've had two people. OK, We've, we've opened this box, Brandon, we've opened this box. I was not going to talk about this. I did everything I could. I tried to be good, so about 3 years ago a friend's husband. 27:40 Speaker 3 A friend's husband. So were they gay? 27:42 Speaker 2 No, it was one of. 27:44 Speaker 3 It was a woman. 27:45 Speaker 2 No, a friend's it was one of Megan's friends. Yep, pardon her husband, message Megan like 2 in the morning and said, hey, I just want to let you know you're beautiful. So so Megan, Megan says to me. 28:01 She goes, she goes, hey, look at this. It was the next day. She goes, what do I do? 28:05 Speaker 3 She goes, oh, thanks, John. 28:06 Speaker 2 Yeah, And I said, you know, I'm like, and the guy, the guy's kind of a douche bag. So I said, look, man, we're like, we're not friends with. We're not really, I'm not friends with him. We're not really friends. I'm not going to, I'm not going to start this Like, I don't care. So anyway, she didn't say anything. So it's been, what, five years since that happened? 28:23 Three years since that happened. About a month ago, Megan gets a message from a listener of this show, right? And it's, I don't know, midnight one in the morning. And the listener goes something to the effect of, you know, hey, what are you doing? 28:41 I just want to let you know you're gorgeous or whatever. 28:44 Speaker 3 She's aw so. 28:45 Speaker 2 Sweet. No, Yeah, yeah, right. She's like, Oh my God, what are you doing? And I know. So she tells me the next day she said, how do I how do I handle this? And I said I would just, I mean block them and maybe just don't respond. So that's what she did, but I mean, would you handle that any differently? 29:04 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, it's just how if if you you know that, that that's the trade off, you know, like if you want an ugly wife, you ain't got to worry about that, you know, like people hitting on her. But if you have a hot wife, that's just part of part of the deal. You know, you're just like, there's going to be dudes that just message her randomly. They're just like, you're gorgeous, you're beautiful. You know, they're probably drunk too. 29:20 And it's it's late at night and they're just like, oh, good shit. And then they send it and they're like, Oh my God, what the fuck is that in the morning? You know that's what you're supposed to say for random people you meet on the Internet, not people you know. 29:31 Speaker 2 Hans is listening to the show right now in his car. He's like, hell yeah, Hell yeah, Brandon, you talk, baby. You talk. Yeah, Hell yeah. 29:40 Speaker 3 Oh man, OK. But yeah, that was, that was great. Nice meeting y'all. That was a good time. We, like I said, we sat there, we talked, you know, we're asking about, you know, the event and tickets and talked about your Wiener for a little bit. I don't know how that got brought up, but. 29:53 Speaker 2 You're welcome, Hans. You're welcome. 29:55 Speaker 3 We talked about that, you broken cock, and that was about it. So yeah, everything's going good. 30:02 Kentucky Farmer Refuses $26M, John McCain in Die Hard I think that's about all I did today. Anything else you need to add on your your day because it just happened to work out Good that me and Chuck were both tied up till like 30:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, it did before. I well, I know we're going to be getting a daily dose of dumb news in a second. Are you doing any news stories on Kentucky? 30:21 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so. No. I mean, Kentucky's not in the title, so I'm guessing not. 30:26 Speaker 2 All right, for the love of God, Can you believe the news today about this freaking farmer in Kentucky that was offered $26 million by an AI company to sell their farm and they said no? 30:40 Speaker 3 Yeah, they're, they're very stuck in there. You know, I'm not going to say stuck in their ways, but it's, you know, you, you always earn money. But land, when it comes to land, I mean, they probably had what, 900 acres, 1000 acres probably. 30:52 Speaker 2 I don't know. It was, it was the market value would be $6000 an acre. This pharmaceutical, I'm sorry, AI company offered them upwards OF20K per acre, which was going to come out to $26 million, which they turned down and said, you know, our family has been making wheat during the Great Depression and we just can't imagine turning it over. 31:13 Well, we can't feed people in America and up idiots. 31:13 Well, we can't feed people in America and up idiots. How dumb? Why do dumb people get land? I I would I mean I would sell. I would be homeless. Well, who? 31:24 Speaker 3 Cares, I'll tell you right now, that's why smart people have land. Dumb people don't have land because they, they sell it. You know, the drop of a hat. Someone's like, oh, let me sell. If they're offering $26 million that high over asking right now, that means they really want that location. 31:39 You hold out for another year or so. I mean, they're going to, you know, $100 million because they got unlimited money. These companies do, so you might as well. So hold on to it. If you know, you got to, you get to a year where you're like, man, my back hurts. You know, I'm going to be out for six months, the week's going to die. But like got all of that company. 31:55 Tell them 85,000,000 they'll be like all right, I'm a check. 31:58 Speaker 2 The lady that said no, I mean I watched the interview with her. She appears to be in her 80s. Brandon. 32:03 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 32:05 Speaker 2 What do you, I mean, what are you waiting for? Come on, You're not getting like at this point. And she's farming. She's a farmer. 32:11 Speaker 3 At that point, I mean, you can also say what the fuck's an 80 year old? We're going to do a 20 something $1,000,000. I mean, they're about dead anyway. They can't do anything with it. 32:18 Speaker 2 What would you, what would you do with it if you were 80 years old, Brandon? 32:23 Speaker 3 I think, I don't know. I think, I think I'd rather have land at 80. 32:27 Speaker 2 So I've never done drugs like every, like I've never done like a hard drug, right? Like I've never done like any like cocaine, like I've never done that. If you gave me $26 million and I was 80 something years old, OK, I would be, I, I would, dude, I would live the craziest 3 months you've ever seen in your life before I died because I would die. 32:52 I would party. I would have the greatest three months, about 3 months ever. And I'd still probably leave my kids with a nest egg. I mean, I think you know, 20 million for the kids, 6 million in Vegas, you know, and just see how long that lasts me. But I just thought that I thought that was crazy. I thought for sure you were going to bring up that news story because being from Kentucky, which is where you're from, I'm. 33:11 Speaker 3 Not from Kentucky. 33:12 Speaker 2 Kinda. I'm from Georgia, but your family lives there. Your family lives there. You're a you're a Kentuckian at heart. 33:20 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so. I was born down here in Georgia. 33:20 Speaker 3 No, I don't think so. I was born down here in Georgia. I'm the only one in both sides of my family ever born in Georgia. So I'm the first Georgian and that's where my children are live be born too. 33:29 Speaker 2 He's got you got a lot of family there, so you're kind of Kentuckian. 33:32 Speaker 3 Yeah, I got like 15 family members. I got more family in West Virginia and Maryland on that side, but I'll never go up there. Yeah. Yeah, Maryland near too close to DC. Good guy. But yeah, no, actually. So one last must say. I it just depends. 33:47 Those old people that, you know, I mean, like, what are they going to do with the money anyway? They might have to live on their land and not have to worry about move in and, you know, built behind a new house or build a new house and moving all their stuff because old people got a lot of stuff too. And they probably don't want to deal with that. That's why they usually just die and leave all the stuff in their house and let their kids deal with it, which is, you know, it makes sense, smart, You know, you don't have to pay for movers or shit. 34:06 Speaker 2 Or have your grandson come up and move you. That's fun too. Oh yeah, that too. 34:09 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. You got a grand somebody to do that. No, the last thing about the, the Han situation is, you know, we, we started talking about, you know, Die Hard, you know, and I was thinking of, I had this funny ass thought in the shower. If if I had a genie that offered me 3 wishes, it'd be first two would be a blowjob from the genie and then $1,000,000. 34:30 The third one would be can you remake Die Hard but with John McCain instead? 34:30 The third one would be can you remake Die Hard but with John McCain instead? You know how fucking hilarious that'd be? John McCain instead of John McCain. 34:39 Speaker 2 OK, OK, OK, OK, First off, if you had three wishes from a genie, what would the 1st 2 be? 34:48 Speaker 3 A blowjob from the genie and $1,000,000 would be the second. 34:51 Speaker 2 Why would you want that? You don't. 34:54 Speaker 3 Want to be blown by a genie? That'd be awesome. What are you talking about? 35:00 Speaker 2 But what if the genie's a dude? 35:03 Speaker 3 Well wish one is wish you were a girl, OK? 35:08 Speaker 2 So wish one is you make the genie a female. 35:11 Speaker 3 If it's not already, yes. 35:12 Speaker 2 And then which which I've never seen a female genie. I don't know if that's real. I mean, I've seen I dream of genie back in the 60s, but that was obviously, but that was inaccurate. That's like saying Santa's a girl or, or Jesus was a woman. I mean, it's not, it's just it's just crazy talk, right? 35:28 Genies are dudes. We know that. So so you make the genie a chick. That's one and then? 35:35 Speaker 3 They blow me. 35:39 Speaker 2 And then? 35:40 Speaker 3 Remake Die Hard with John McCain instead of John McClain. That'd be hilarious. You know, how funny would that be if it's. 35:46 Speaker 2 Why? Why would that be funny, you know? 35:49 Speaker 3 It'd just be like a spoof like John McClain. But Nope. John McCain, Sir, you know Andy. Andy was a POW, so you'd be used to it. That'd be hilarious that you're thinking about it. No one's ever said that sentence for you to you, ever. You've been learning for 27 years and no one's ever suggested that John McCain should take over to John McClain. 36:08 AI is there now someone someone needs to do. I would pay someone to do that if they can remake the entirety of Die Hard with John McCain. 36:19 Speaker 2 All right, yeah, that sounds. I'm more. I'm still tied up about wish one and wish two. To be honest. That's where my head's at. Sorry. 36:26 Speaker 3 Yeah, it you know, it depends what the genie approached to me in my life. If I need the $1,000,000, I'll just let them blow me as a dude. I guess just depends where I am in life when I come across this genie. 36:39 Speaker 2 36:39 Speaker 2 OK. 36:39 Speaker 3 You know, OK. 36:44 Speaker 2 Just 3547. OK, just want to know where we're at in the episode. 36:51 Speaker 3 Villisa to us, you're on our radio podcast or Spotify. Be sure lose a five star of you and a follow up. It helps out a good bit. It really does and we see y'all doing it all the time. We got the Patreon down below as well. 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Maybe they'll get a settlement and then and then they'll give me the $1,000,000. 37:46 Then I won't have to get blown by a dude genie. Then I can use that wish to change it to a girl first, but that'd be awesome. And then also we got hobo nose. Hobo nose if you want tickets, if you want to enter to win tickets to the home opener this Friday, Braves game, we're going to be calling people Thursday that leave a voicemail, 404-890-0005. 38:07 We're going to go in orders, calls received. So if you get a call from a strange number, answer that shit because it's probably us. If not, it's probably ABBA Dabadu over there in India or some shit like that. But you got anything to add to that? 38:17 Speaker 2 Lufthansa has stopped all flights to Dubai. That's official. Yeah that's that's great. So anybody has any ideas for a vacation last minute that I can get from Frankfurt, Germany? Let me know cuz that's as far as my plane is taking me so. 38:35 Speaker 3 That's hilarious. You're gonna be taking a damn. 38:37 Speaker 2 You just reminded, you're reminded me with the Abu Dhabu. And Abu Dhabi is no longer allowed to be flown in too. 38:44 Speaker 3 So you're gonna be like in a war dogs. We're taking that fucking merchant truck over there, driving through Pakistan or Iraq, whatever it was, and then finally they get to almost the border and the US military comes in. That's what you're hoping for, you know that's. 38:56 Speaker 2 Not what I'm hoping for, so all right. 39:00 Speaker 3 Well, anyway, all right, we'll go and get into daily Dos Adam News. 39:07 Quadruple Amputee Murder & Delta's Congress Perks That's your Daily 39:30 Speaker 3 amputee athlete accused of shooting man dumping body in Maryland. This story's going all over the place, dude. So this dude's a quadruple amputee. He's got nothing from the bows down, so knees down or elbows down, he ain't got none of that. 39:46 So it's a quadriplegic. He's a professional cornhole player who made his rounds on ESPN for winning a cornhole tournament with no legs or arms. He's accused of shooting his buddy in the car while they were driving. 40:02 And from what I'm understanding here, this dude was driving the amputee was pulled a gun out, shot the guy, killed him, dumped his body. He had two friends in the back. And I'm like, at first, you know, I mean, I've seen, you know, quadriplegic do all kind of crazy stuff. I've seen him shoot guns. I've seen him, you know, like walk up stairs or you know, like they like slinky up them and it's it's kind of crazy. 40:22 Wow. But TV killed by a quadriplegic, You know, you know, you're always talking about dumbing and. Dying in dumb ways, that's got to be one of the dumbest ways. How do you not stop a, it's like a beanbag with like nubs. Like, how do you not stop that from killing you? You know what I'm saying? I mean, you're just, I don't know how that guy survived his entire life up to that point if he got taken out by a dude with no legs or no arms and no hands and no feet. 40:45 Just blows my fucking mind. 40:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, and what sucks is that when the quadriplegic killed him, you know, he literally sat there and went, are you kidding me? I hit it something. I hit something. And he was all excited about it, right? I mean, he had to have a shot shotgun, right? Did he use a shotgun to do it? 41:01 Speaker 3 No 9 Mil. 41:03 Speaker 2 No way. There's no way a quadriplegic can shoot you with a nine mil. 41:06 Speaker 3 Yeah, he's got videos on his YouTube of him showing how he shoots the gun. 41:10 Speaker 2 Use his tongue or something. 41:12 Speaker 3 Now he does like, you know, a little nubbing, you know, nubbing and then sliding it back and then get get the nub in the inside the trigger guard and and nub it bow. But it's crazy. That's weird and I don't know why the fuck he was driving. You know, like if I see someone with like no legs, First off, I'm not getting the car with him. 41:29 If I see someone with no arms, hell no, I'm not getting the car with him. If I see someone no legs or no arms, I'm sure as hell not getting in the fucking car with him. I don't know that's legal. I don't know how he's driving. 41:38 Speaker 2 Wait, was the guy that was with him, did he have legs and arms? 41:41 Speaker 3 Yeah, he was fully, you know all his appendages there and he in the back with all his, all their appendages. 41:47 Speaker 2 Why would you let the guy with no legs and arms drive? 41:50 Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. I guess he did it often. They're just kind of like, man, it's kind of cool. This guy, it's like fucking just winging it, you know, and if you're. 41:56 Speaker 2 Going to get gunfight. Why are you letting him fire? If I got, if I'm in a gunfight and I got 3 buddies and I'm with a quad quadra amputee, all right, I'm not, I'm not giving him a gun. I'm going to be like, dude, no, Brandon, you're not allowed to shoot. You know how many legs or arms? 42:12 It's not even allowed against law. 42:14 Speaker 3 Yeah, I agree. But the other way to look at this is, you know, you can always accomplish your dreams. You know, man ain't got no legs before arm. He's cornhole champion. He's driving and he's committed a murder. Look at that. I mean, who would have thought he'd be able to do this with his life after he's lost everything? 42:30 Speaker 2 Tommy, what's the three things you want to accomplish as a Quadra amputee? Well, I want to win myself a cornhole tournament. I really want to learn how to drive, and I want to cap somebody. Yeah, no, win. 42:47 Check, check, check. 42:48 Speaker 3 I wonder if it was like something in his mind where he's just like, he's got to prove to people that he, he can't be dangerous, Like he can kill, you know, because he. 42:55 Speaker 2 Why would you shoot a nine mil if you want to kill some? I mean, if you're a quadro, is it is it what's? I don't want to refer to him to something. I'm not that it matters. I'm guessing he's going to go to jail, but what do? Oh, by the way, that's going to suck. 43:07 Speaker 3 Oh, they're going to fuck him like a pillow, man. Pick him up, all right. 43:07 Speaker 3 Oh, they're going to fuck him like a pillow, man. Pick him up, all right. Now he's stopping that dude he might as well just get pre pre stretched before he goes in there. 43:18 Speaker 2 What's the thing? What's the rubber? What's the rubber thing that when you were a kid? 43:26 Speaker 3 Pocket pussy no. 43:28 Speaker 2 No, when you were a kid and it was about this long, it was a cylinder and you could stick your entire hand in it and it would go around your hand and it was from you played with it and it was just full of water. What's that thing called? 43:40 Speaker 3 It's, you know, the it's like a pocket pussy. I know what you're saying. Fucking thing. 43:47 Speaker 2 That's what he's. 43:49 Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be. I mean, he's literally going to be a pocket pussy is what he's going. If people are going to pick him up and bang him in the butt hole, poor guy, he's going to have the shots. 43:58 Speaker 2 I just can't, I can't even imagine how bad this dude's life is going to be in prison. It's like, that's the worst. There's no, there's no like humane way to send this guy to prison. It shouldn't even be allowed at this point. You just got to give him the death penalty because putting him in prison could you? They're going to steal his food. 44:14 Like he's never going to get any phone time. I mean, it's just, it's just a bad he can't pee and play. He can't go on the what's he going to do on the rec yard, you know? 44:22 Speaker 3 Roll around. 44:25 Speaker 2 They're playing basketball. Yo, man, come on, Tyrone. Why you get up off the ground, man? I tripped on you 14 times. Like I'm rolling. I'm under the hoop. 44:34 Speaker 3 Well, you know his name. His name is going to be Quad. Obviously, they're going to call him Quad. Hey, Quad, What you doing? Quad. What the hell, man? Why the hell you were the Aryans? That's gonna be crazy. But yeah, I mean, the, the dude got killed by him. 44:49 I mean, that's got to be the worst part about all of it, you know? I mean, he died, but also died at the hands of a quadriplegic. I mean, dude didn't have fingers or toes. Dude, how many? How do you die by that guy? 44:58 Speaker 2 Obviously, the family's not going to put that out there. Like, you know, when he dies, they're just going to say it was of natural causes, you know, I mean, because you don't want people to ask like, well, who killed him? They're like, all that guy, you know? And then they see him and everyone starts laughing. 45:10 Speaker 3 I think everyone's going to know this is like the most popular news story in America right now. 45:15 Speaker 2 Sucks so bad I'd I'd make you put me on ice for 2-3 months till it dies down. 45:20 Speaker 3 Oh, this is the guy that got shot by quad. Yeah, quads, man. Fucking crazy, dude. Quad. All right, stay away from quadriplegic since they have guns. Apparently they are capable of firing and killing. So all right, up next, Delta suspends specialty services perk for members of Congress sites. 45:39 DHS shutdown. Oh, Ed bashing up there CEO suspended its airport escorts and redcoat services for Congress members and their staff, signing the partial shutdown of the DHS. Ed's pissed at him for not open to the government and keeping shit rolling. 45:56 And to me, I'm, I, I think this is, you know, not a terrible idea 'cause that's the people that seem to never get fucking under heat or under, you know, in hot water or the people in Congress, we, we don't put enough pressure on them when they should have the most fucking pressure. You know, they're making all this shit ton money from all these groups paying them and whatnot and insider trading and whatnot. 46:16 So I think we should be a little more critical of them. But I did not know that they had special escorts and especially in redcoat service for Congress members because First off, I don't think they deserve it. Second off, I don't think they need security. Because I could, you could put like 50 congressmen in front of me and I couldn't tell you who's who's what. 46:35 I mean, I don't fucking know what they look like. I don't think their lives are really endangered. Maybe like the big ones like Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell and the dude in Louisiana that's always like, before I die, are you going to figure this out? You know the country guy. 46:47 Speaker 2 Kennedy. 46:47 Speaker 2 Kennedy. Kennedy. Yeah, yeah. 46:50 Speaker 3 He's fucking hilarious, but I didn't know they did this for for congressman. So I guess that means if you're in the airport, you know, not now, but if you see someone with a red coat walking with them, that means they're important. 47:01 Speaker 2 Yeah. But again, I mean, I think I could probably pull out maybe 5 or 6 members of Congress or the Senate. I mean, especially if you talk about like the liberals. I just know the the squad, right? AOC, the chick from Minneapolis and the other crazy chick. 47:17 Oh, that's. 47:18 Speaker 3 All you Hal had one. 47:19 Speaker 2 That's all I got. And then of course, Warnock and your boy Ossoff, I, I could, I could pull them out of a lineup. And then Republicans, it's like the same ones you're talking about. Rand Paul Kennedy, few others, Ted Cruz, whatever. But I remember, like when I was flying with the Air Marshall Service, I always found it very interesting because I used to fly with Teddy Kennedy. 47:40 He would, he would. 47:40 Speaker 3 Fly a lot. That's LA guy. 47:43 Speaker 2 He's dead now, but he was, he was a senator, I believe, and he would always fly the DC to Boston turn. So whenever we'd go to Boston from DC, Kennedy was on that thing all the time. And it always made me laugh because, you know, especially if it's what noon, one O clock in the afternoon. 48:02 I mean, these guys are working technically they're, they're at work. And he would get on that flight and the first thing he'd be is like, hey, how can I get 2 scotches? You know, they'd bring him two scotches before you even take off. And then we're on U.S. Airways. And as soon as we took off, he's over there and he's like, they'd bring him two more, you know, scotches. 48:20 And I always wanted to ask him, like, at what point do you just like realize you're an alcoholic and you drink all day when you're supposed to be working? But his last name was Kennedy, something that mattered. But the only security I ever saw, I never saw redcoats. I saw a lot of, you know, they bring their, I don't know what Capitol Police are provide. 48:37 They provide the security for a lot of the senators and congressmen and and then the Supreme Court. What's it called? It's not the Supreme Court police. It might be they do the same thing for the the Supreme Court justices. So whenever you fly with the Supreme Court Justice, the Supreme Court police would escort them to the plane, they'd get them on and that'd be the end of it. 48:57 But I never saw a red coat. I saw a security but I never saw a red coat. 49:00 Speaker 3 Yeah, and I I'm confused as like, I mean, you know, you got like Air Force One and Marine One and shit like that. Did they not have like a way for did they just always use commercial for Congress and senators? 49:11 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, I've, I've, I've never seen a senator or a congressman fly private. Now, I don't know if they do, but I know that we we would see them all the time and you'd always be in first class with them, which is another thing. Why are they getting booked first class? Like that's crazy. 49:27 Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean, if they did their job, I don't see it being a problem, but most of them don't do their fucking job, which is the problem. But did they never ask? Oh, this guy's on this fucking plane all the fucking time. Who's this guy? 49:38 Speaker 2 Oh me. 49:39 Speaker 3 Yeah, they never talked to you. 49:40 Speaker 2 No, I mean, you would sit like I told you, my conversation with Sandra Day O'Connor. I mean, I told her who I was. There was a cup. There was another Supreme Court Justice. I can't remember his name because he was, he was appointed by Clinton. So I never really cared. You know, not not that I really lean politics, but with Supreme Court justices, I kind of do just because I kind of feel a certain way about some things that these justices believe in. 50:04 But he, he knew who I was because I, I would tell, if I knew you, I would tell you like Ted Kennedy. I would have told him it wasn't Ted Kennedy. Look up the, the Kennedy. I, I, I don't want to be the, I don't want to be talking about the wrong because one of them died. JFK died, then his brother died. 50:19 Then there was another one that was a, a senator until about 2010. I think he died in 2010 or 2011. 50:27 Speaker 3 Ted Kennedy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Ted. He died August 25th, 2009. Yep. 50:34 Speaker 2 That'd have been him. 50:34 Speaker 2 That'd have been him. All right. So like, I would have told him because, you know, I mean, he was actually a Kennedy. He was one of the original Kennedys, but he was always drunk so I just never did. 50:45 Speaker 3 Sounds about like a Kennedy. I mean, he's Catholic, so that makes sense, right? 50:47 Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah. 50:48 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. So, all right, Will, Congress. You're fucked. All right? You're not getting your fucking sky lounge up there anymore. You're not getting your fucking buffet with fruit and drinks and everything. So figure it out, I guess, And watch out for the people with no arms and legs. 51:04 They are dangerous. All right? Know what to getting? 51:06 Trivia, Eiffel Tower, and Sistine Chapel Art Do what the Chuck. What the Chuck? Yeah. You want to Chuck me? Chuck it real hard. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. Chuck me. I'm full of Chuck. Oh, Chuck. Chuck it real good. 51:22 Speaker 2 What the All right, Brandon, I got 5 questions for you today. I don't we do hobo nose. We already do that with the with the listeners, but this is Brandon's hobo nose. So we're doing Brandon's hobo to see if he's smarter than a hobo. 51:37 Because I guarantee you these five questions, a hobo is going to get three of them, right? But we're going to see if Brandon can. All right, Brandon, number one, what's the only part of the body, the human body, that cannot heal itself? 51:52 Speaker 3 The only part of the human body that cannot heal itself. Fuck, I've heard this before. The mouth is the complete opposite. It heals itself really, really quick. That cannot heal itself. 52:10 It's got to be some kind of ligament or tendon, like an ACL or a shoulder. Oh, a bicep? Maybe get a bicep tear. I don't think you can repair that yourself. 52:28 Eyeballs. 52:30 Speaker 2 Not correct. The only part of the body that cannot heal itself is the human teeth. Human teeth? Oh. 52:36 Speaker 3 Teeth. Yeah, I wouldn't say it's part, but all right. 52:39 Speaker 2 Oh, for one, you're doing great. Second one, What spice. That is in almost every single person's cabinet right now is classified as a hallucinogen, and if you snort it, it will make you hallucinate. I probably shouldn't even tell people this because this is going to be bad. 52:57 Oh. 52:58 Speaker 3 Fuck people have maybe like turmeric or nutmeg or shrooms. Shrooms no. 53:07 Speaker 2 Who has shrooms as a spice? 53:10 Speaker 3 Oh, I do. But oh God, it's a I swear to God. Is that the one that that's in Drake and Josh that his dad's allergic to cumin? I'm going to go with nutmeg. 53:28 Speaker 2 Nutmeg is correct. 53:30 Speaker 3 Oh shit, look at that. 53:32 Speaker 2 Nutmeg is correct. If you snort nutmeg you will hallucinate. That is the only spice that is a hallucinogen. 53:39 Speaker 3 Is that like a like a like like a shroom trip? I. 53:43 Speaker 2 Don't know. I mean, there's only one way to find out, and you got a whole weekend ahead of you, you know what I'm saying? 53:49 Speaker 3 Nutmeg hallucinogen. 53:49 Speaker 3 Nutmeg hallucinogen. Yeah. Causing effects one to seven hours after ingestion. Euphoria, hallucinations, disorient, disorientation and disassociation. My God, these effects can last for several days. 54:07 Speaker 2 So you're going to do it right? 54:09 Speaker 3 That's fucking crazy I'm trying to figure out like what is compared to Oh my God creating similar effects to MDMA. 54:17 Speaker 2 You're going to do it with, you're going to give it to DEF August. 54:21 Speaker 3 Why is it if you snort it and not because it gets in your blood? 54:25 Speaker 2 I don't know. I just know it's true. It's a fact. It's the truth. So you're one for two and you're now really, really interested in doing Nutmeg tonight. 54:39 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. Keep going. 54:40 Speaker 2 I'm reading. OK, all right #3 what? And I'm going to give you a hint because I, I, I want you to do well on this test. What farm animal cannot look up at the sky? Their bodies will not allow it. 54:55 They cannot look up for. 54:59 Speaker 3 Some reason I'm thinking it's cattle. No, Maybe it's because they can't look down. That's why you have those cattle guards, those cattle gates. That scares them. They can't see. Chickens can look up, horses look up. 55:18 That's about all the farm animals, donkeys. It's either cattle or sheep, I think. 55:26 Speaker 2 OK, I'm. 55:29 Speaker 3 Going to go with cattle. 55:36 Speaker 2 OK, you're wrong. So the the other one, I guess you're right. It's not a farm animal, it's a pig. Yeah, they not classified as a farm animal, are they? 55:45 Speaker 3 No, I think they're wild animals. 55:47 Speaker 2 Shut up. No, they're not. They're totally. So a pig cannot look up. Their bodies will not allow them to look up at the sky, so they have to always be looking down or barely straight ahead. So all right, one, one for three. You're doing good. 56:03 You got to get this one right. If not, you're going to be losing this round before saying cheese and you're going to have to really work on this one and you're going to have to. I already asked Megan and she did get it right after some testing. Before saying the word cheese, what word was used before people would take a photo and the photographer would say say this in the 1800s until about 19 O 5 when it got changed to cheese. 56:36 So what word would they say? 56:39 Speaker 3 Well as far as I know they didn't say anything, they just sat there. They looked all stern because pictures took for fucking ever to make. I mean had to sit there for like 30 minutes for the picture to work. 56:48 Speaker 2 All right, well, they they did have a word, and this word was in existence for about 50 years before. 56:53 Speaker 3 The word we still use today. 56:55 Speaker 2 Oh yeah, we still, we all still use the word. And I'll give you a hint, it's a something you eat. 57:00 Speaker 3 Oh, I was going to say checkers. Some people eat checkers, but. 57:03 Speaker 2 Who's going to go? Checkers? You got to say it. Make the face. That's how you get it. 57:10 Speaker 3 Chips cheez its I have cheez its pineapple. Nope. 57:20 Speaker 2 It might. It'll be. It's a fruit. There you go. 57:22 Speaker 3 Oh, pineapple. Pineapple. No. 57:22 Speaker 3 Oh, pineapple. Pineapple. No. Orange. No. And we'll say you're about to blow somebody. Pear. No. Pear. Grape. Grape. 57:37 No. Banana. No, that's not it. Oh, grapefruit. No. Orange. Lemon. Lime. 57:53 Hold on. Lime. 57:55 Speaker 2 You said LON. Yeah. That was Megan's first guess. You're not right. I'll give you 2 more guesses. But did you're you've got you've got what? You're you. You're going in the right. You're training in the right direction. 58:08 Speaker 3 Liquor now. 58:12 Speaker 2 Lysol. 58:13 Speaker 3 No, they didn't have Lysol, or they probably would have. 58:15 Speaker 2 Survived. It's a fruit. It's a fruit. 58:18 Speaker 3 Lick let lower low. 58:21 Speaker 2 Carb. Why are you saying L? 58:24 Speaker 3 Oh, I don't know. Pineapple, Orange juice? Orange. No, no. 58:30 Speaker 2 You're never going to get that lime prunes. 58:34 Speaker 3 Prunes that you don't even smile when you say. That's retarded. 58:37 Speaker 2 Yeah, look, you go. 58:38 Speaker 3 Prunes. Prunes. No, it looks like you're about to blow somebody. 58:44 Speaker 2 Prunes. 58:45 Speaker 3 Prunes. 58:48 Speaker 2 58:48 Speaker 2 That's what they said. 58:49 Speaker 3 Cheese makes it cheese because the the first part. 58:52 Speaker 2 I know they changed it because they got smart. They didn't know what they're doing back in the old days. That's why if you look at everybody like this, that's because they're smoking a cigarette. It's weird. All right, last one, what city was the Eiffel Tower supposed to be in in Europe other than Paris? 59:14 And it was a done deal. And then this city said, actually, it's too ugly. We cannot have it in our city. Oh. 59:23 Speaker 3 Sounds like Berlin almost. 59:28 Speaker 2 It does. I'll give you a hint, it does start with AB. 59:32 Speaker 3 Oh my God, have we said city or country? 59:34 Speaker 2 City. 59:36 Speaker 3 Beirut, Berlin, Bosnia. I think it's a country Britain. Great Biloxi. That's Mississippi country or cities with AB. 59:56 The only one I know is Berlin. 59:58 Speaker 2 Bogota, Bogota's in Colombia, all right. This city is in southern Europe. It's one of the biggest cities. 1:00:14 Speaker 3 Bavaria. 1:00:16 Speaker 2 That's not a city. 1:00:18 Speaker 3 I'm thinking Berlin. 1:00:21 Speaker 2 It's not Berlin. Do you not know your geography at all? 1:00:24 Speaker 3 I don't know German or fucking European cities. 1:00:28 Speaker 2 You know this city, they've hosted an Olympics. 1:00:33 Speaker 3 Berlin. 1:00:34 Speaker 2 Oh my God. 1:00:41 Speaker 3 Something Spain maybe? No. 1:00:44 Speaker 2 Now you're on the right track. 1:00:46 Speaker 3 Barcelona. 1:00:48 Speaker 2 Yeah, Barcelona, baby, give it up for them. Yes, Barcelona was supposed to have the Eiffel Tower. The Eiffel Tower was offered to Barcelona, Spain, and they said it's far too disgusting. It would make our city way too ugly and we cannot accept it. 1:01:04 And really like you look at it now. The Eiffel Tower attracts millions upon millions of tourists a year and Barcelona, Spain could have had that and they didn't so. 1:01:15 Speaker 3 That blows my mind. It's just like people are just, oh, look at that in the sky. Let's go there now. What the fuck? That makes no sense to me. I, I hear a lot of people go over there to look at it and they, they fucking hate it. They're like, this is nothing like what I expected it to. 1:01:26 Speaker 2 Be that's not that's true. 1:01:28 Speaker 3 People, people, you know, like man made landmarks like that. I'm like, who gives a shit? I mean, that was what, in the early 1900s, they put it up. 1:01:36 Speaker 2 I don't know, man. I've been there. I've been there several times because I was working. So I would I would fly to Paris and I would go. And of course, every time I go to Paris, I'd go to the Eiffel Tower and I'd go to the top of it. I'd eat the restaurant. And I got to tell you, every time I've been there, man, it blows my mind. 1:01:51 Like it's just not something that is fathomable. That man made this so a tower. It's it, but it's it's so. 1:02:00 Speaker 3 Huge. 1:02:02 Speaker 2 Oh my God, totally different. That's a real tower. And no, I just it's, it's, it's pretty man. It's it's a it's a it's a man made phenomenon and we should celebrate that. But. 1:02:14 Speaker 3 I mean, I'm looking at it here and like, I, I mean, it's like the same thing with the Brandenburg Gate. Like, all right, my name's on it. Cool. Whatever. 1:02:23 Speaker 2 What's the Brandenburg Gate? 1:02:25 Speaker 3 That's the gate there in Germany that they they sealed off the city. That was the main gate going through. 1:02:30 Speaker 2 How do you know so much about Germany, you freaking Nazi? They're coming back. No, they're not. Don't ever say that again. 1:02:38 Speaker 3 They're just coming back the same time the South will. But no, it was, yeah, the Brandenburg Gate over there. I mean, what purpose is the Eiffel Tower? So is it just for looks? And who the fuck made it? Is just like, we want to put this in Spain. Spain's like, Nope, they're like, all right, let's go put it in France. 1:02:52 Speaker 2 I believe it was originally a radio tower for for radio transmissions and then it now is just a tourist location. 1:03:04 Speaker 3 The Eiffel Tower design is built by Gustav Eiffel's engineering company, specifically by engineers Maurice Coquelin and Emile Noguer for the 1889 World's Fair. Exposition Universal was constructed at the entrance to the fair celebrating the 100th anniversary of the French Revolution, and was intended to showcase French engineering prowess. 1:03:27 So they were just flexing. They were just like, yeah, look at this shit we built. 1:03:27 So they were just flexing. They were just like, yeah, look at this shit we built. Look at this fucking awesome. Built in just over 2 years, 18,000 iron parts and two and a half million rivets. Initially meant to be temporary, it was scheduled to be torn down after 20 years, but it was saved because it proved valuable as a radio antenna for scientific experiments and communications. 1:03:48 So yeah, they were just going to destroy it anyway. They're like, let's just fucking use it for radio, you know? 1:03:53 Speaker 2 I wonder why we don't build 1. 1:03:55 Speaker 3 Our shit gets blown up when we build something. 1:03:57 Speaker 2 Tall. I mean, why don't we build 1 and make it 20 feet higher, you know? 1:04:06 Speaker 3 Because they never want to give a shit. 1:04:09 Speaker 2 No, nobody will care about that one. If ours it's 20 feet higher, ours would be better. 1:04:13 Speaker 3 Oh, we're going to put it in Atlanta. Yeah, I'm sure people are really going to come to Atlanta and be like, Oh my God. I mean, think about the Saint Louis arch, you know? I mean, OK, it's a fucking arch, dude. It fucking goes up and down. Same thing with the tower. It goes up. Oh my God, look at that. Fucking insane. 1:04:26 Speaker 2 I just seen it. 1:04:27 Speaker 3 I've seen pictures of it. 1:04:29 Speaker 2 1:04:29 Speaker 2 No, no, no crap, dude. I mean, have you ever went to it? 1:04:33 Speaker 3 No, it's not on my list of things to go to. 1:04:36 Speaker 2 Me neither. That's like at the bottom of the like. I would rather go to like a fair in Nebraska than go to Saint Louis. 1:04:44 Speaker 3 That and the fucking that that bean thing in fucking Chicago. Like what the what the fuck? 1:04:49 Speaker 2 Oh, the the the thing that you can see yourself in, It's like Chrome. 1:04:52 Speaker 3 Yeah, it's called like the bean or something. Like people just build dumb shit, put it up and we're like, Oh my God, look at that. It's big. You know, it's just fucking, you know, doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Now. One, I mean, you know, you look at the Burj Khalifa. It's like the tallest structure in the world and it was built on sand moving and whatnot. 1:05:07 That's kind of cool. People live in it. It's usable like that. Eiffel Tower is not usable. You just look at it and apparently it wasn't that hard. They built it in two years back in forever ago. I mean, it clearly wasn't. 1:05:19 Speaker 2 What? So how do you feel about the Washington Monument? 1:05:22 Speaker 3 It's retarded. It's just a straight up, it's a fucking straight up stone temple with a point on top. 1:05:28 Speaker 2 It is the worst. It is the worst if you ask me. Like all the monuments who got screwed, like Washington got screwed. I mean, they were just like, hey man, we're going to build a big like thing that goes straight up with a point and it has no purpose. We're. 1:05:42 Speaker 3 Going to put a pool in front of it though and not let anybody swim in there. Nobody at all can swim in this motherfucker. I just had a big on, you know, like, like built monuments like that. Just I, I don't understand the appeal really. Now, like, yeah, yeah. 1:05:59 Now something like the pyramids, that's cool. Because we don't quite know exactly how they did it, why they did it, what it was for. We don't know why. I mean, we know why the Eiffel Tower was built. 2 dudes just wanted to fucking do it. Or this company did just to prove they could engineer stuff and put it up and they're going to tear it down anyway. This is, that was more of just a look, we can build this if we wanted to. 1:06:15 It's not useful for anything. But we built it. Let's put a fucking radio tower antenna on top. But besides that, you know, if things are like we don't understand how they were made, that's kind of that's cool to me, you know. But the Saint Louis art, we understand how it's made. The bean, we understand how it's made. I have a tower understand how it's made. 1:06:31 Burj Khalifa understand how it's made. It was very hard to do, but that serves a purpose. You know what I mean? Not just I'm not a big art guy, which I do have to be here soon because I'm going to start appraising. But and even something like the Mona Lisa to me, I really don't give a shit about, you know, like picture of a lady that's painted there. 1:06:49 Like what's I mean, I understand, you know, but we know the guy who painted it. We know you know the little you know the mystery behind is like who's the lady and why? She smiled. And I get, but who gives a fuck, you know, like God don't mind. 1:07:01 Speaker 2 I'll tell you what man, I the biggest art, like the the one piece of art that mesmerizes me to this day, and it's not for the reason you'd think is if you go through the Vatican, the entire ceiling was painted by was it Leonardo da Vinci or Michelangelo who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chap? 1:07:20 Speaker 3 It was Michelangelo laying on his back the whole time, didn't he? 1:07:22 Speaker 2 That's that's what so that's what I was going to say. The most mesmerizing thing to me about that art is I get like my neck hurts if I look up for more than 1015 minutes and you look at that ceiling and the first thing as a guy you think of is, dude, this had to suck. 1:07:39 Like just the the this neck strength alone to be able to paint that thing is what's impressive. It's not even like the art. 1:07:46 Speaker 3 He laid down doing it, yeah. 1:07:48 Speaker 2 I don't know if that's true. 1:07:49 Speaker 3 That's the whole the when you first learn about it, that's what they tell you about. He painted this laying down. That's what makes it so like, Oh my God, that's crazy. He was laying down painting it. 1:07:56 Speaker 2 1:07:56 Speaker 2 See, now it loses its luster. 1:07:59 Speaker 3 Chuck's like that dude's neck must have hurt like hell. Dude, I I like that. That's awesome. Dude. That's fucking insane, man. Oh, he's laying that that Pansy. He should have broken. Broken. 1:08:09 Speaker 2 It would be way cooler if he did it looking up but. 1:08:12 Speaker 3 Whatever. Yeah, I know. He had a bunch of scaffolding up there, just laying down, painting, you know. 1:08:17 Speaker 2 I could have did it like that. 1:08:19 Speaker 3 Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying. It was one of those things like whatever, dude. Congratulations. They named you after a turtle. Are you happy? Look at that. Or named a turtle after you, one of the two, whatever it was. That's got to be the coolest part of being the artist is you're, you're, you're in that kind of art, you know, And a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 1:08:35 Sure, he's got a lot more fans than Sistine Chapel. 1:08:41 Speaker 2 Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo and Leonardo. 1:08:44 Speaker 3 Yeah, that's them and Masters. 1:08:46 Speaker 2 And when I say those four names together, what is the first thing you think of? It's. 1:08:51 Speaker 3 Crazy porno. 1:08:52 Speaker 2 No, you think of the turtles. That's the sad part. That is the sad part. To this day, if you say Leonardo, Donatello, Leonardo Donatello, Rafael Michelangelo, if I say those four names together, instead of you saying, Oh my God, the world's greatest art, you think Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 1:09:08 And then when did Splinter come in? Why doesn't he have a painter name? 1:09:12 Speaker 3 Because he's a rat. 1:09:14 Speaker 2 Is that for real? Like do you know why he didn't get a painter name? 1:09:17 Speaker 3 Because he's a rat, Lives in a sewer. 1:09:19 Speaker 2 But they're turtles. Why do they get to be painters? 1:09:21 Speaker 3 Because they were special turtles. 1:09:23 Speaker 2 Well, he was kind of a special rat. He taught him Kung Fu. I. 1:09:26 Speaker 3 Think all the rats down there were like that. He just happened to take those turtles. They didn't have any turtles like that. That's why it was a big deal. If if it was that big of a deal, he'd be out there fighting the crime himself, or he would have had other rats, you know? But the rats aren't smart enough to do that. 1:09:37 Speaker 2 I think he fought once in a while. 1:09:39 Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. But he didn't have a big army like a, like a, like a running around group like the turtles did. Yeah, nobody's run with. 1:09:48 Speaker 2 I just think we should change his name to something artistic. 1:09:52 Speaker 3 Something autistic? Is there any are? 1:09:54 Speaker 2 There any left you know any other painters? If I would say those 4 painters, do you know 5th I? 1:09:58 Speaker 3 Couldn't even tell you the last names on a couple of those painters you already listed. Oh what's the dude that did all the soup can shit? Andy Warhol? Pablo Picasso? Oh, Andy Warhol, I think. 1:10:11 Speaker 2 All right, let's call Master Splinter. We're going to put in a petition to change his name to Andy. 1:10:16 Speaker 3 Yeah, Andy or Horhol. Horhol, Horhol. All right, well, we appreciate you listening. Like you said, we'll be giving away those tickets and leave us a voicemail, 404-890-0005 to play. Hobo knows we will be calling you on Thursday. Don't know the fucking time because we don't either, but I can't wait to give these away. 1:10:33 So make sure you can go there Two. It's two tickets, all right, So pick your favorite kid if you're bringing one of them, if not to leave the kids at home, take your wife, take your husband, whatever. Or, you know, go by yourself. I don't give a shit. Put put your drinks there next to you. I don't care. But yeah, it's gonna be a good time. We appreciate you listening. 1:10:48 Shut. You got anything before we get on out of y'all? 1:10:50 Speaker 2 No, I'll see you soon. 1:10:52 Speaker 3 I stay away from them, Quas. They're dangerous. I will see you later. Bye.