Nee-Do Dildo EP-348 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-07-17
https://open.spotify.com/episode/136sf2k7REhEB9hpedJEW7

This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, bad ideas, 0:10 Speaker 1 and occasional life advice you're about to hear belong strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, 0:23 Speaker 1 employers, pastors, pool officers, or anyone else trying to keep it a clean reputation. 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you, that sounds like a personal problem. 0:36 Speaker 1 Now, buckle up and enjoy the show, dosers! 1:04 Speaker 1 We don't understand time very well, but we do understand it's a great time for you to call the pink painters. 1:12 Speaker 1 With over 35 years of experience of commercial painting and wall covering, they're going to get you handled. 1:16 Speaker 1 Pretty much anything that's not your house or your car, they're going to paint it for you. 1:19 Speaker 1 It's going to look fantastic. 1:21 Speaker 1 They do office buildings, retail spaces, medical, industrial, the Hatfield Company. 1:25 Speaker 1 We all know Shepherd. He's a good guy. 1:27 Speaker 1 So give him a call at 943-257-7031. 1:30 Speaker 1 My name's Brandon Thrasher with The Daily Dose Show. 1:33 Speaker 1 Over there with no camera who expects me to time travel is Chuck Charles Iron Fist 1:37 Speaker 1 coming for you from Spain at like 11 o'clock at night. How are you doing? 1:41 Speaker 1 I'm just coming back to say hi. 1:43 Speaker 1 That way you guys know it's really me. This is not pre-recorded. 1:46 Speaker 1 And you can see my kids in the window over there in the reflection eating dinner at 11 o'clock at night. 1:52 Speaker 1 So I'm going to get rid of my video because I don't want to lose anything 1:55 Speaker 1 because we got a lot to cover on this episode. 1:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll go ahead and start it off by saying... 1:59 Speaker 1 Back to what Brandon was saying. 2:00 Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll start it off by what Chuck's telling me. 2:02 Speaker 1 Chuck's telling me. 2:03 Speaker 1 So he wanted to record at 11 o'clock his time tonight, 2:06 Speaker 1 which I'm like, that's completely cool with me. 2:08 Speaker 1 So I do my due diligence when we're about to record. 2:11 Speaker 1 And we're 21 minutes before we're supposed to record at 5. 2:14 Speaker 1 I said, still good for 5 question mark. 2:16 Speaker 1 He then proceeds to say, can we do 30 at 10.45, then another 30 at 11.45. 2:22 Speaker 1 So now I'm confused because I'm thinking at this point, 10.45 has already passed. 2:27 Speaker 1 He texted me at 4.48. 2:29 Speaker 1 So three minutes ago was the original time he wanted to text, 2:31 Speaker 1 even though he didn't text me until past the time. 2:34 Speaker 1 So now I'm like, does he mean 11.45 and 12.45? 2:38 Speaker 1 We get down in here. 2:39 Speaker 1 I was like, I got to explain the GTA thing. 2:41 Speaker 1 And then I said, you mean 11.45 and 12.45? 2:44 Speaker 1 He said, okay. 2:45 Speaker 1 And I said, it's already past 10.45. 2:47 Speaker 1 So you want to do 5.45 and 6.45? 2:50 Speaker 1 I said, Jesus, no, let's do 11 p.m. my time. 2:53 Speaker 1 I said, so 5 p.m. then, which would be 11 your time. 2:56 Speaker 1 10.45 has already passed. 2:58 Speaker 1 And he said, I know you didn't answer me, damn it. 3:00 Speaker 1 I answered him one minute after he texted me three minutes past the proposed 3:05 Speaker 1 time that he had originally told me a 10.40. 3:08 Speaker 1 How are we going to do 10.45? 3:10 Speaker 1 But it was already 10.48 when you're texting me. 3:12 Speaker 1 And I texted you a minute later. 3:13 Speaker 1 Okay. 3:14 Speaker 1 Okay. 3:15 Speaker 1 Listen, I texted you from the amusement park today at like, I don't know, 3:21 Speaker 1 like four hours ago. 3:22 Speaker 1 Right. 3:23 Speaker 1 And it's been forever. 3:24 Speaker 1 And I also posted all these like stories to Facebook and all these things. 3:29 Speaker 1 So anyway, we, we leave the amusement park. 3:31 Speaker 1 We're like the last ones to leave. 3:33 Speaker 1 It's like 10 o'clock at night and we leave. 3:36 Speaker 1 We get back here. 3:37 Speaker 1 And all of a sudden I look at my phone and like all my stories say like, 3:41 Speaker 1 you know, uploading will be ready soon. 3:44 Speaker 1 And then I looked at my text message to you and it said, 3:47 Speaker 1 do you want to send as an SMS or whatever? 3:50 Speaker 1 Yeah. 3:51 Speaker 1 So apparently that it didn't send. 3:52 Speaker 1 So I said yes. 3:54 Speaker 1 And then they went through. 3:55 Speaker 1 I didn't realize it was already after the time that I told you I wanted 3:59 Speaker 1 to record. 4:00 Speaker 1 So I'm walking in and dude, I'm telling you, 4:02 Speaker 1 this has been the longest day of my life. 4:03 Speaker 1 And I, and I told you guys, like we have, 4:05 Speaker 1 we have a lot of things to get into. 4:07 Speaker 1 Right. 4:08 Speaker 1 A lot of things to get into. 4:09 Speaker 1 But we're going to be taking a fun halftime break at some point during 4:12 Speaker 1 this as well. 4:13 Speaker 1 So Chuck can eat dinner. 4:14 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:15 Speaker 1 Yeah. 4:16 Speaker 1 But I'll, I'll let you guys know when that needs to happen. 4:17 Speaker 1 My, my food's not ready yet. 4:18 Speaker 1 I'm watching everybody else eat. 4:19 Speaker 1 So we've got a couple of minutes. 4:20 Speaker 1 But before we get into anything else, 4:22 Speaker 1 any of the crazy stuff I need to talk to you about, 4:24 Speaker 1 when was the last time you went to an amusement park with your like 4:28 Speaker 1 friends or even as a kid or whatever? 4:30 Speaker 1 I see what I'm, 4:33 Speaker 1 when I imagine a music park down there and like a foreign nation, 4:36 Speaker 1 I'm thinking of like X carrot that you've got down in Mexico. 4:39 Speaker 1 It's like an outdoor water park kind of set up. 4:41 Speaker 1 I don't know. 4:42 Speaker 1 You guys didn't go when you went to Mexico. 4:44 Speaker 1 But Nate, 4:45 Speaker 1 he took us there before and he does like tours and everything there. 4:48 Speaker 1 That's what I imagine as like an amusement park, 4:50 Speaker 1 like a tropical amusement park. 4:52 Speaker 1 So it was just like a lazy river. 4:53 Speaker 1 There's slides. 4:54 Speaker 1 There's buffets. 4:55 Speaker 1 There's butterfly gardens. 4:57 Speaker 1 There's caves. 4:58 Speaker 1 There's like some kind of fucking skyline thing, 5:01 Speaker 1 zip line and shit like that. 5:03 Speaker 1 And you pretty much just hang out and look at the locals that are like, 5:05 Speaker 1 you know, 5:06 Speaker 1 shouldn't be wearing two pieces. 5:07 Speaker 1 And you're just like, 5:08 Speaker 1 I'm glad I got my fucking chocolate ice cream at least. 5:10 Speaker 1 No, 5:11 Speaker 1 this is 1000% like six flags. 5:15 Speaker 1 So I would, 5:16 Speaker 1 I would put this at the same level of six flags or universal studios. 5:19 Speaker 1 We got a Dixie land fun park over there in Fayetteville. 5:22 Speaker 1 It's probably the last one I've been to like six flags. 5:25 Speaker 1 It's a good place. 5:26 Speaker 1 And they got in trouble for their names on my desk. 5:29 Speaker 1 Yeah. 5:30 Speaker 1 Dixie land fun. 5:31 Speaker 1 Dixie land fun. 5:32 Speaker 1 Oh, dude. 5:33 Speaker 1 We used to love that place. 5:34 Speaker 1 It'd be, 5:35 Speaker 1 it was like a different, 5:36 Speaker 1 different type of heat there and you're on like these old wooden 5:37 Speaker 1 roller coasters. 5:38 Speaker 1 And you just kind of feel like the whole thing is going to fall 5:40 Speaker 1 apart, 5:41 Speaker 1 but it still stands and people still ride today. 5:42 Speaker 1 I think they've had to change their name like twice. 5:44 Speaker 1 Cause people were like, 5:45 Speaker 1 this is offensive. 5:46 Speaker 1 But like, 5:47 Speaker 1 that's what you're worried about. 5:48 Speaker 1 You see these fucking rise that are put together and you're worried 5:49 Speaker 1 about the fucking name, 5:50 Speaker 1 really, 5:51 Speaker 1 you know, 5:52 Speaker 1 you're going to have to change it. 5:53 Speaker 1 I don't even know what it is now. 5:54 Speaker 1 It's like fun park of the South or something. 5:55 Speaker 1 I don't know. 5:58 Speaker 1 I can't tell if you're laughing or happy. 5:59 Speaker 1 I can't see. 6:00 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:01 Speaker 1 I don't, 6:03 Speaker 1 I don't know. 6:04 Speaker 1 What's wrong with you? 6:05 Speaker 1 Dude. 6:06 Speaker 1 My internet sucks here. 6:07 Speaker 1 You, 6:08 Speaker 1 do you see me now? 6:09 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:10 Speaker 1 I mean, 6:11 Speaker 1 you're frozen. 6:12 Speaker 1 Well, 6:13 Speaker 1 and then you cut out and now, 6:14 Speaker 1 no, 6:15 Speaker 1 you're frozen. 6:16 Speaker 1 I'm not even frozen. 6:17 Speaker 1 You're frozen. 6:18 Speaker 1 I guarantee you. 6:19 Speaker 1 It is not my problem over here. 6:20 Speaker 1 We just got, 6:21 Speaker 1 we just got a new, 6:22 Speaker 1 we just got a new internet. 6:23 Speaker 1 Turn your camera off. 6:24 Speaker 1 Damn it. 6:25 Speaker 1 Go back. 6:26 Speaker 1 Save all the, 6:27 Speaker 1 you're using all the Spanish internet. 6:28 Speaker 1 Sorry. 6:29 Speaker 1 Sorry. 6:30 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:31 Speaker 1 Okay. 6:32 Speaker 1 Hold on. 6:33 Speaker 1 I got to tell you the story. 6:34 Speaker 1 So, 6:35 Speaker 1 so we get there. 6:36 Speaker 1 We get to, 6:37 Speaker 1 uh, 6:38 Speaker 1 port adventure or whatever it's called today. 6:39 Speaker 1 And the whole point was we're going to go with the kids. 6:42 Speaker 1 They wanted to go to Ferrari land, 6:43 Speaker 1 which has the highest roller coaster in, 6:45 Speaker 1 I'm sorry, 6:46 Speaker 1 third highest and faster roller coaster in the world. 6:48 Speaker 1 And, 6:49 Speaker 1 uh, 6:50 Speaker 1 you know, 6:51 Speaker 1 it was going to be exciting. 6:52 Speaker 1 It was a very good time, 6:53 Speaker 1 but the entire time, 6:54 Speaker 1 and I don't know if you've ever dealt with this. 6:56 Speaker 1 I don't remember being at this point when I was a kid and I, 7:00 Speaker 1 I've never really had a kid that has had to deal with it as long, 7:04 Speaker 1 but you know, 7:05 Speaker 1 Sydney has not quite hit her growth spurt yet. 7:09 Speaker 1 So she is about three quarters of an inch below the required height. 7:15 Speaker 1 I think ride every big kid roller coaster. 7:18 Speaker 1 I think she's considered a midget at this point, 7:20 Speaker 1 right? 7:21 Speaker 1 Heightener. 7:22 Speaker 1 Shut up. 7:23 Speaker 1 Can you not say that ever again in life? 7:26 Speaker 1 You don't want a midget child? 7:27 Speaker 1 Don't pick me. 7:28 Speaker 1 No, I don't actually. 7:30 Speaker 1 That would, 7:31 Speaker 1 that would be bad, 7:32 Speaker 1 but no, 7:33 Speaker 1 so, 7:34 Speaker 1 so, 7:35 Speaker 1 so I had, 7:36 Speaker 1 so we, 7:37 Speaker 1 you know, 7:38 Speaker 1 the first time she got in line, 7:39 Speaker 1 she got up there, 7:40 Speaker 1 she missed it by about half an inch to an inch. 7:41 Speaker 1 And it was a really big, 7:42 Speaker 1 it was a really big roller coaster. 7:43 Speaker 1 So you could kind of see the look on her face where she was like, 7:46 Speaker 1 Oh, 7:47 Speaker 1 that's cool. 7:48 Speaker 1 You know, 7:49 Speaker 1 and then she just like walked off like, 7:50 Speaker 1 Oh, 7:51 Speaker 1 we'll get the next one. 7:52 Speaker 1 Don't worry about it. 7:53 Speaker 1 I'm not too tore up about it guys. 7:54 Speaker 1 You go on there. 7:55 Speaker 1 Exactly. 7:56 Speaker 1 Exactly. 7:57 Speaker 1 So, 7:58 Speaker 1 so the whole day, 7:59 Speaker 1 you know, 8:00 Speaker 1 she's rocking and rolling Megan and her doing a couple of things. 8:02 Speaker 1 We are, 8:03 Speaker 1 I'm with Carter and Savannah. 8:04 Speaker 1 We're riding these big roller coasters. 8:06 Speaker 1 Well, 8:07 Speaker 1 it gets toward the end of the day and Sydney gets this like, 8:09 Speaker 1 I'm brave moment, 8:11 Speaker 1 right? 8:12 Speaker 1 Like, 8:13 Speaker 1 like I'm going to, 8:14 Speaker 1 I'm going to ride a big roller coaster. 8:15 Speaker 1 And I had this idea and I said, 8:16 Speaker 1 well, 8:17 Speaker 1 here's what you do. 8:18 Speaker 1 You take off your socks. 8:19 Speaker 1 And because she had tennis shoes on, 8:20 Speaker 1 you take off your socks, 8:21 Speaker 1 you roll the socks up and you put them under the heel of your foot. 8:26 Speaker 1 And then you lace them loosely, 8:28 Speaker 1 right? 8:29 Speaker 1 So you're almost wearing like high heels. 8:31 Speaker 1 And then Megan redid her hair. 8:33 Speaker 1 So it's like a bun on top. 8:35 Speaker 1 And we said, 8:36 Speaker 1 dude, 8:37 Speaker 1 this is going to work like she's going to be able to get on. 8:38 Speaker 1 Now, 8:39 Speaker 1 I don't, 8:40 Speaker 1 I already know what you're going to say. 8:41 Speaker 1 I know what everybody, 8:42 Speaker 1 I know what you're going to say. 8:43 Speaker 1 Let me skirt the safety system and put my 50 pound child. 8:46 Speaker 1 That's under undersized on this fucking crazy fucking roller coaster in a 8:51 Speaker 1 foreign country. 8:52 Speaker 1 Mind you, 8:53 Speaker 1 you know, 8:54 Speaker 1 their, 8:55 Speaker 1 their shit is probably worse than carny shit over here. 8:57 Speaker 1 Like when the fair comes, 8:58 Speaker 1 I would much rather ride something that came to the fair here than 9:01 Speaker 1 anything in a foreign nation. 9:03 Speaker 1 Okay. 9:04 Speaker 1 Okay. 9:05 Speaker 1 It's that, 9:07 Speaker 1 that thought crossed my mind at one point, 9:10 Speaker 1 but I will say, 9:12 Speaker 1 I mean, 9:13 Speaker 1 it's usually other kids that are just like, 9:14 Speaker 1 oh man, 9:15 Speaker 1 I'm going to hide out of you and you get on this ride. 9:17 Speaker 1 That's going to be really dangerous because you don't fit. 9:19 Speaker 1 But for the parents to be like, 9:20 Speaker 1 all right, 9:21 Speaker 1 we got to get my daughter a little taller and make her hair higher. 9:23 Speaker 1 So that way she can get on this death, 9:24 Speaker 1 the fine ride and have fun for 30 seconds for she's flung off and slammed 9:29 Speaker 1 into a fucking, 9:30 Speaker 1 I don't know, 9:31 Speaker 1 cardi foreign cardi. 9:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 9:33 Speaker 1 Okay. 9:34 Speaker 1 So listen, 9:35 Speaker 1 this is what happened. 9:37 Speaker 1 I, 9:38 Speaker 1 we did the shoe thing and then she was in line and it was like a 45 9:42 Speaker 1 minute wait. 9:43 Speaker 1 The hair thing. 9:44 Speaker 1 And we get all the way up, 9:46 Speaker 1 dude. 9:47 Speaker 1 And at this point, 9:48 Speaker 1 Sydney's like, 9:49 Speaker 1 if I get on this ride, 9:50 Speaker 1 how many squishies are you going to buy me? 9:52 Speaker 1 And I said, 9:53 Speaker 1 I'll buy you two squishies. 9:54 Speaker 1 And then she goes, 9:55 Speaker 1 if I get on this ride, 9:56 Speaker 1 can you buy me a backpack? 9:58 Speaker 1 And I was like, 9:59 Speaker 1 I'll buy you a backpack. 10:00 Speaker 1 So she's all excited because she's now getting two squishies 10:03 Speaker 1 in a backpack, 10:04 Speaker 1 right? 10:05 Speaker 1 Wait, 10:06 Speaker 1 why is she a reward for riding a roller coaster? 10:07 Speaker 1 I think it's because I made her break the rules. 10:14 Speaker 1 Break the rules to do it. 10:16 Speaker 1 Like, 10:17 Speaker 1 I was like, 10:18 Speaker 1 I talked her into breaking the rules. 10:19 Speaker 1 Oh, 10:20 Speaker 1 you're like, 10:21 Speaker 1 Hey, 10:22 Speaker 1 you might die, 10:23 Speaker 1 but if you survive, 10:24 Speaker 1 I will get you. 10:25 Speaker 1 Fucking back. 10:26 Speaker 1 It wasn't that. 10:27 Speaker 1 It wasn't that bad. 10:28 Speaker 1 It wasn't that bad of a rock. 10:30 Speaker 1 Dude, 10:31 Speaker 1 you act like it was some like crazy twisty turny thing. 10:33 Speaker 1 It was just fast. 10:34 Speaker 1 Okay. 10:35 Speaker 1 And it had shoulder harnesses. 10:36 Speaker 1 It's nice. 10:37 Speaker 1 You know, 10:38 Speaker 1 fly out. 10:39 Speaker 1 I think that's the whole reason they measure you to make sure you're not 10:41 Speaker 1 going to fly out of the fucking shoulder harness. 10:43 Speaker 1 Oh, 10:44 Speaker 1 she's going to slip right through this motherfucker on that second left 10:46 Speaker 1 turn. 10:47 Speaker 1 Hopefully someone grabs her. 10:48 Speaker 1 It's one thing. 10:49 Speaker 1 It's one thing. 10:50 Speaker 1 If she's six inches too short, 10:52 Speaker 1 she was not even an inch, 10:54 Speaker 1 dude. 10:55 Speaker 1 Okay. 10:56 Speaker 1 You know, 10:57 Speaker 1 they don't keep, 10:58 Speaker 1 you know, 10:59 Speaker 1 they don't when they, 11:00 Speaker 1 when they, 11:01 Speaker 1 when they do the safety inspections on these roller coasters, 11:02 Speaker 1 it's not like the engineers over here. 11:03 Speaker 1 Like, 11:04 Speaker 1 all right. 11:05 Speaker 1 So here's the deal guys. 11:06 Speaker 1 52 inches. 11:07 Speaker 1 Fine. 11:08 Speaker 1 51 and a half. 11:09 Speaker 1 They're going to die. 11:10 Speaker 1 I mean, 11:11 Speaker 1 there's like leeway. 11:12 Speaker 1 Like, 11:13 Speaker 1 you know, 11:14 Speaker 1 you're going to have to get the low fuel light. 11:15 Speaker 1 So that's kind of where she's at. 11:16 Speaker 1 She's got a low fuel light on right now, 11:17 Speaker 1 but she's not out of gas. 11:18 Speaker 1 It's just the same thing. 11:19 Speaker 1 You should get up there. 11:20 Speaker 1 You know, 11:21 Speaker 1 if you're close, 11:22 Speaker 1 they should let you on it. 11:23 Speaker 1 So that's what we tried to do. 11:24 Speaker 1 I would, 11:25 Speaker 1 I would imagine like your, 11:26 Speaker 1 your chances are going on like a roller coaster ride. 11:27 Speaker 1 Your chances of survival are probably 95% on most of them. 11:31 Speaker 1 If you're out, 11:32 Speaker 1 as soon as you start dipping below that fucking height range, 11:34 Speaker 1 I think you lose percentages drastically. 11:36 Speaker 1 So she's like half an inch. 11:37 Speaker 1 She's probably got a 70% chance of living on this. 11:40 Speaker 1 Okay. 11:41 Speaker 1 Well, 11:42 Speaker 1 you know what? 11:43 Speaker 1 I can't even argue with you because when we got up, 11:45 Speaker 1 when we got, 11:46 Speaker 1 when we got up, 11:47 Speaker 1 you know, 11:48 Speaker 1 we got very good today at, 11:49 Speaker 1 uh, 11:50 Speaker 1 at saying single because there's five of us. 11:52 Speaker 1 So every time we'd get up to ride a ride, 11:54 Speaker 1 they're like, 11:55 Speaker 1 they'd say they'd hold up numbers and I'm like, 11:56 Speaker 1 Cinco. 11:57 Speaker 1 And then they'd put us on the ride. 11:58 Speaker 1 So we go to get on and they're like two and three, 12:00 Speaker 1 no, 12:01 Speaker 1 dos and threes. 12:02 Speaker 1 And we go to walk over immediately. 12:04 Speaker 1 The dude sees Sydney and he like brings over the stick, 12:07 Speaker 1 you know, 12:08 Speaker 1 the stick of doom and Sydney knows this and we've been, 12:10 Speaker 1 and Megan, 12:11 Speaker 1 Megan was teaching her how to hold your breath to make yourself taller, 12:15 Speaker 1 which it works. 12:16 Speaker 1 What the hell? 12:17 Speaker 1 Yeah. 12:18 Speaker 1 Holding your breath to make yourself tall. 12:19 Speaker 1 That's the most idiotic thing I've ever fucking heard. 12:21 Speaker 1 No, dude. 12:22 Speaker 1 It works. 12:23 Speaker 1 Do you want to see real quick? 12:24 Speaker 1 Hold on. 12:25 Speaker 1 Sydney, 12:26 Speaker 1 can you show or do I'm all right? 12:27 Speaker 1 She's going to come show you. 12:28 Speaker 1 You're going to collapse the whole, 12:29 Speaker 1 the whole system over here. 12:30 Speaker 1 No. 12:31 Speaker 1 Come over here. 12:32 Speaker 1 So this is Sydney standing normal, 12:33 Speaker 1 turn sideways so they can see the side. 12:35 Speaker 1 Hold on. 12:36 Speaker 1 You ready? 12:37 Speaker 1 And be taller. 12:38 Speaker 1 See how much taller she got? 12:40 Speaker 1 Her shoulders just got higher. 12:42 Speaker 1 Your shoulders got higher. 12:43 Speaker 1 Do it. 12:44 Speaker 1 Do it the way you did it out there. 12:45 Speaker 1 Okay. 12:46 Speaker 1 See you later. 12:47 Speaker 1 So anyway, 12:48 Speaker 1 like fucking eleven thirty. 12:49 Speaker 1 So so we get up there. 12:51 Speaker 1 She tries to do that. 12:52 Speaker 1 It didn't. 12:53 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, 12:54 Speaker 1 it was like the thing with the the the the pole of doom was 12:57 Speaker 1 just scrapped by touching her hair. 12:59 Speaker 1 And then she tried to stand on her tippy toes. 13:01 Speaker 1 Oh, that's a dead giveaway. 13:03 Speaker 1 They're like, 13:04 Speaker 1 no, 13:05 Speaker 1 you're disqualified. 13:06 Speaker 1 Get the fuck out of here. 13:07 Speaker 1 That's what he said. 13:08 Speaker 1 It was like, 13:09 Speaker 1 dude, it was like she did. 13:10 Speaker 1 As soon as she did the tippy toe thing, 13:12 Speaker 1 he's like, no, no, no, no, no, 13:13 Speaker 1 you're gone. 13:14 Speaker 1 You're gone. 13:15 Speaker 1 You're out of here. 13:16 Speaker 1 Like, like, 13:17 Speaker 1 like she got kicked out of the bar or something 13:18 Speaker 1 because she tried to stand on her tippy toes. 13:19 Speaker 1 Yeah. 13:20 Speaker 1 You also got to understand that like these carneys, 13:21 Speaker 1 like they're already, 13:22 Speaker 1 this is already, 13:23 Speaker 1 they're rocked out of their life. 13:24 Speaker 1 Can you please stop calling them carnival? 13:26 Speaker 1 This is not a carnival. 13:28 Speaker 1 This was an amusement park. 13:29 Speaker 1 It's very nice. 13:30 Speaker 1 If you if you are walking around with a stick 13:33 Speaker 1 measuring people to get on an amusement ride, 13:35 Speaker 1 you're a carney. 13:36 Speaker 1 All right. 13:37 Speaker 1 It sucks for the most part. 13:38 Speaker 1 And you're at rock bottom already. 13:40 Speaker 1 These people, 13:41 Speaker 1 they're not going to risk their fucking job 13:44 Speaker 1 and their life because if they lose this job 13:46 Speaker 1 to kill themselves, 13:47 Speaker 1 95 percent of them, 13:48 Speaker 1 they're not going to risk their job over your kid 13:50 Speaker 1 flying out of that motherfucker. 13:52 Speaker 1 Then they're fired and they got to hang themselves that night. 13:54 Speaker 1 You know, they're going to hop on a ride 13:55 Speaker 1 and sit on it with their knees with no harness 13:57 Speaker 1 and just get flung off that motherfucker 13:58 Speaker 1 because they're like, 13:59 Speaker 1 I tried to let this little girl on 14:01 Speaker 1 and she was on the tippy toes. 14:02 Speaker 1 I thought it'd be okay. 14:03 Speaker 1 And then I get her on 14:04 Speaker 1 and then she flies out and dies 14:05 Speaker 1 and our family's mad. 14:06 Speaker 1 Now I tell my favorite part 14:09 Speaker 1 and I got to turn my camera on for this. 14:11 Speaker 1 So when when the guy, 14:13 Speaker 1 when when she got measured, 14:15 Speaker 1 the one dude measured her 14:16 Speaker 1 and it was like obvious. 14:17 Speaker 1 It was like just because it's a metal rod 14:19 Speaker 1 that just like goes over her head like this 14:21 Speaker 1 without stopping. 14:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. 14:23 Speaker 1 He looks at the other guy 14:24 Speaker 1 and the other guy goes, 14:26 Speaker 1 you know, like she's close. 14:29 Speaker 1 And then he goes, 14:30 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 14:31 Speaker 1 And then another guy walked over. 14:32 Speaker 1 He's like, no, 14:33 Speaker 1 like what are you doing? 14:35 Speaker 1 She will definitely fly out. 14:37 Speaker 1 Remember last July, 14:38 Speaker 1 we had that one kid fly out. 14:40 Speaker 1 That's because he was just a little too under. 14:42 Speaker 1 Okay. 14:44 Speaker 1 Now, if it's a small fat child, 14:46 Speaker 1 the fat will hold them down. 14:48 Speaker 1 But this child is weighs 50 pounds 14:50 Speaker 1 and she's too small. 14:51 Speaker 1 She will fly right out. 14:52 Speaker 1 So that's exactly how it went down. 14:54 Speaker 1 So we're walking away 14:56 Speaker 1 and you know, 14:57 Speaker 1 she's still walking in high heels 14:58 Speaker 1 because she's got the socks under her heels. 15:01 Speaker 1 So she can't like walk properly. 15:02 Speaker 1 So she looks like she's walking in high heels, 15:04 Speaker 1 but she's in sneakers. 15:05 Speaker 1 And then dude, 15:06 Speaker 1 she just loses it. 15:08 Speaker 1 Just bawling her eyes out, 15:09 Speaker 1 you know, 15:10 Speaker 1 the whole way. 15:11 Speaker 1 So the guy comes running over, 15:12 Speaker 1 he's apologizing. 15:13 Speaker 1 He's like, 15:14 Speaker 1 excuse me, 15:15 Speaker 1 he's like, 15:16 Speaker 1 this ride, 15:17 Speaker 1 no good, 15:18 Speaker 1 no good. 15:19 Speaker 1 Other attractions for you. 15:20 Speaker 1 Other attractions. 15:21 Speaker 1 These rides, 15:22 Speaker 1 no good for you. 15:23 Speaker 1 You do good for me. 15:24 Speaker 1 We have bolts and water. 15:25 Speaker 1 You can ride around all you want 15:26 Speaker 1 and bump into each other 15:27 Speaker 1 and do not fall in water 15:28 Speaker 1 because it is very dirty 15:29 Speaker 1 and you will contract illness. 15:31 Speaker 1 But stay in boat 15:32 Speaker 1 and then you can run into other boats. 15:34 Speaker 1 So that's exactly it. 15:36 Speaker 1 So we ended up going to Sesame Street. 15:39 Speaker 1 So we went to Sesame Street 15:42 Speaker 1 and we rode the, 15:43 Speaker 1 I don't know, 15:44 Speaker 1 the flying pedal bike, 15:47 Speaker 1 sailing planes. 15:50 Speaker 1 I don't know what I rode. 15:51 Speaker 1 I rode something that you're on a bike 15:53 Speaker 1 in the air with wings 15:55 Speaker 1 and the more you pedal, 15:57 Speaker 1 the higher you go. 15:58 Speaker 1 But I don't know with Elmo. 16:00 Speaker 1 That's okay. 16:01 Speaker 1 I'm confused. 16:02 Speaker 1 It was Sesame Street. 16:04 Speaker 1 It's got to be unlicensed Sesame Street. 16:06 Speaker 1 It's got to be like, 16:07 Speaker 1 I think it is because Woody Woodpecker, 16:09 Speaker 1 Woody Woodpecker was there. 16:10 Speaker 1 Who the fuck is Woody Woodpecker? 16:14 Speaker 1 Is this supposed to be Big Bird? 16:15 Speaker 1 That's their version. 16:19 Speaker 1 What are you the woodpecker? 16:20 Speaker 1 You don't know. 16:24 Speaker 1 Hold on, dude. 16:25 Speaker 1 You mean to tell me you don't know 16:27 Speaker 1 who Woody Woodpecker is? 16:29 Speaker 1 Not on Sesame Street. 16:30 Speaker 1 The only bird they had was, 16:32 Speaker 1 the only bird they had was Big Bird. 16:34 Speaker 1 I did. 16:35 Speaker 1 I'm not, 16:36 Speaker 1 that's what I'm saying. 16:37 Speaker 1 I don't know why he was on Sesame Street 16:39 Speaker 1 because Woody Woodpecker. 16:41 Speaker 1 Woody Woodpecker today, 16:43 Speaker 1 I saw a lot of Woody Woodpecker 16:45 Speaker 1 and Sesame Street, 16:47 Speaker 1 but I never saw Big Bird. 16:49 Speaker 1 I just saw a lot of Woody. 16:51 Speaker 1 So my thing is, 16:52 Speaker 1 wait, 16:53 Speaker 1 do you not even know who Woody Woodpecker is? 16:55 Speaker 1 Not in terms of Sesame Street, 16:57 Speaker 1 no. 16:59 Speaker 1 But you know who Woody Woodpecker is? 17:01 Speaker 1 Is he a Warner Brothers cartoon? 17:04 Speaker 1 I don't know. 17:05 Speaker 1 He does the whole like, 17:09 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's not a Sesame Street. 17:10 Speaker 1 That's like fucking Cartoon Network or some shit. 17:12 Speaker 1 That's like Boomeroy. 17:14 Speaker 1 That's Warner Brothers. 17:15 Speaker 1 They don't even fucking know. 17:19 Speaker 1 Bring the bird, 17:20 Speaker 1 bring the bird for Sesame Street. 17:22 Speaker 1 They're like, 17:23 Speaker 1 we have him, 17:24 Speaker 1 but like, 17:25 Speaker 1 you're a fucking idiot. 17:26 Speaker 1 That's Woody, 17:27 Speaker 1 but like, 17:28 Speaker 1 sir, 17:29 Speaker 1 we've already spent all the money. 17:30 Speaker 1 We cannot get to Big Bird. 17:31 Speaker 1 Okay. 17:32 Speaker 1 He's very busy, 17:33 Speaker 1 but Woody is not doing anything. 17:34 Speaker 1 So we have Woody now. 17:35 Speaker 1 You know, 17:36 Speaker 1 it's funny, 17:37 Speaker 1 dude, 17:38 Speaker 1 is you're not even like off on this. 17:40 Speaker 1 Like that was like, 17:41 Speaker 1 I feel like, 17:42 Speaker 1 and don't, 17:43 Speaker 1 don't get me wrong. 17:44 Speaker 1 I'm gonna, 17:45 Speaker 1 Megan even said like, 17:46 Speaker 1 she was very, 17:47 Speaker 1 very happy to use it at Park. 17:48 Speaker 1 It was great. 17:49 Speaker 1 But I feel like international licensing laws, 17:51 Speaker 1 there's ways to get around certain things. 17:55 Speaker 1 And you know, 17:56 Speaker 1 John Denver's Country Roads, 17:58 Speaker 1 the licensing for that is expired because it's so old. 18:02 Speaker 1 It now can be rebranded, 18:05 Speaker 1 resang, 18:06 Speaker 1 republished, 18:07 Speaker 1 whatever, 18:08 Speaker 1 by any band. 18:09 Speaker 1 And they don't have to pay for like any copyright 18:13 Speaker 1 or anything like that. 18:14 Speaker 1 They can just play it, 18:15 Speaker 1 record it, 18:16 Speaker 1 release it. 18:17 Speaker 1 And there's no copyright. 18:18 Speaker 1 It's like the national anthem, right? 18:20 Speaker 1 You don't have to sing that or perform it 18:22 Speaker 1 or make money off of it. 18:23 Speaker 1 Yes. 18:24 Speaker 1 Amazing Grace, 18:25 Speaker 1 Silent Night, 18:26 Speaker 1 all these songs. 18:27 Speaker 1 So anyway, 18:28 Speaker 1 so I feel like that's what we're, 18:29 Speaker 1 that's what we're seeing on this at this amusement park. 18:33 Speaker 1 It's like certain cartoons have lost their licensing. 18:37 Speaker 1 And they're like, 18:38 Speaker 1 we need, 18:39 Speaker 1 we really need to assess them because it wasn't even, 18:40 Speaker 1 it wasn't, 18:41 Speaker 1 I don't know if this was done because it's Spanish. 18:43 Speaker 1 It was Sesame Street. 18:45 Speaker 1 It wasn't Sesame Street. 18:46 Speaker 1 It was Sesame Street. 18:47 Speaker 1 Some kind of branding issues over there. 18:49 Speaker 1 Like we wait five years and Mr. Walt Disney's heirs, 18:53 Speaker 1 they forget about Big Bird. 18:54 Speaker 1 They know, 18:55 Speaker 1 they don't care about Big Bird. 18:56 Speaker 1 We will get him soon. 18:57 Speaker 1 Don't you worry. 18:58 Speaker 1 We will have him over here on Sesame Street. 19:00 Speaker 1 But in the meantime, 19:03 Speaker 1 in the meantime, 19:04 Speaker 1 we have the woody woodpecker. 19:07 Speaker 1 Oh, anyway, 19:11 Speaker 1 that was, 19:12 Speaker 1 that was our day. 19:13 Speaker 1 Yeah. 19:14 Speaker 1 Did they have, 19:15 Speaker 1 did they at least have Elmo there? 19:16 Speaker 1 So I think so. 19:18 Speaker 1 Let me, 19:19 Speaker 1 let me show you this picture because you're, 19:20 Speaker 1 you're kind of, 19:21 Speaker 1 I'm thinking you're a Sesame Street guy. 19:23 Speaker 1 I'm not a Sesame Street guy. 19:24 Speaker 1 I never, 19:25 Speaker 1 you never watched Sesame Street. 19:26 Speaker 1 Um, 19:27 Speaker 1 when I was little, 19:28 Speaker 1 little, 19:29 Speaker 1 little, 19:30 Speaker 1 little, 19:31 Speaker 1 little, 19:32 Speaker 1 uh, 19:33 Speaker 1 this right here is what, 19:34 Speaker 1 I don't know who this is. 19:35 Speaker 1 Uh, 19:38 Speaker 1 that's like one of the detectives, 19:39 Speaker 1 I think. 19:40 Speaker 1 It's only when I, 19:43 Speaker 1 it's only when I recognized. 19:46 Speaker 1 Um, 19:47 Speaker 1 and yeah, 19:48 Speaker 1 cause it, 19:49 Speaker 1 well, 19:50 Speaker 1 let me see what this says. 19:51 Speaker 1 Oh no, 19:52 Speaker 1 this says, 19:53 Speaker 1 dude, 19:54 Speaker 1 this is some pretty, 19:56 Speaker 1 Sesame Street. 19:57 Speaker 1 Uh, 19:58 Speaker 1 okay. 19:59 Speaker 1 Street, 20:00 Speaker 1 street mission. 20:01 Speaker 1 I mean, 20:02 Speaker 1 they actually went, 20:03 Speaker 1 they went out there. 20:04 Speaker 1 That or, 20:05 Speaker 1 uh, 20:06 Speaker 1 Walt Disney, 20:07 Speaker 1 like Disney just does not give a fuck with these random ass countries do unless they're 20:09 Speaker 1 Jewish. 20:10 Speaker 1 Didn't they really care? 20:11 Speaker 1 Well, 20:12 Speaker 1 I got the, 20:13 Speaker 1 oh, 20:14 Speaker 1 the last thing I got a picture here for you. 20:15 Speaker 1 Um, 20:16 Speaker 1 so we were walking through the old wild west, 20:19 Speaker 1 right? 20:20 Speaker 1 The wild west, 20:21 Speaker 1 which by the way, 20:22 Speaker 1 it plays one song by Bon Jovi over and over again. 20:26 Speaker 1 And, uh, 20:27 Speaker 1 I wish Megan wanted dead or alive. 20:29 Speaker 1 No, 20:30 Speaker 1 that's what I would have said. 20:31 Speaker 1 I would have said, 20:32 Speaker 1 dude, 20:33 Speaker 1 I was like, 20:34 Speaker 1 Megan, 20:35 Speaker 1 this isn't even, 20:36 Speaker 1 it was, 20:37 Speaker 1 um, 20:38 Speaker 1 have a nice day. 20:39 Speaker 1 Maybe. 20:40 Speaker 1 Does that sound familiar? 20:41 Speaker 1 What the fuck is it? 20:42 Speaker 1 It was, 20:43 Speaker 1 and it was just over and over. 20:44 Speaker 1 It was so weird. 20:45 Speaker 1 But anyway, 20:46 Speaker 1 we're walking through and all of a sudden we see a sign, 20:47 Speaker 1 genuine American hot dogs sold here. 20:50 Speaker 1 Right. 20:51 Speaker 1 And they're like, 20:52 Speaker 1 dude, 20:53 Speaker 1 these people are just killing them. 20:54 Speaker 1 They're like, 20:55 Speaker 1 dude, 20:56 Speaker 1 these are great. 20:57 Speaker 1 And so Megan said, 20:58 Speaker 1 we need to go over there and I'm like, 20:59 Speaker 1 well, 21:00 Speaker 1 we're American. 21:01 Speaker 1 So we kind of don't need. 21:02 Speaker 1 We got them at home. 21:03 Speaker 1 Damn it. 21:04 Speaker 1 Like, 21:05 Speaker 1 like we've had one, 21:06 Speaker 1 right? 21:07 Speaker 1 And she's like, 21:08 Speaker 1 well, 21:09 Speaker 1 let's go try them. 21:10 Speaker 1 These, 21:11 Speaker 1 sir, 21:12 Speaker 1 are what Spain believes to be genuine American hot dogs. 21:17 Speaker 1 And the one on the left that has mustard on it, 21:20 Speaker 1 is what do you guess? 21:22 Speaker 1 Well, 21:23 Speaker 1 that one right there. 21:24 Speaker 1 Guess what's on it? 21:25 Speaker 1 Was that chili and fucking which McCall it mustard? 21:28 Speaker 1 That'd be bacon, 21:29 Speaker 1 sir. 21:30 Speaker 1 That'd be bacon. 21:31 Speaker 1 Oh, 21:32 Speaker 1 yeah. 21:33 Speaker 1 We don't typically mix to pick parts on one sandwich, 21:36 Speaker 1 but we do it with burgers. 21:37 Speaker 1 You know, 21:38 Speaker 1 we'll put the fucking, 21:39 Speaker 1 we'll put the damn cow on there and we'll put its milk. 21:41 Speaker 1 And then, 21:42 Speaker 1 uh, 21:43 Speaker 1 yeah, 21:44 Speaker 1 we have, 21:45 Speaker 1 we have that. 21:46 Speaker 1 We combine those. 21:47 Speaker 1 I don't think don't really put bacon. 21:48 Speaker 1 Well, 21:49 Speaker 1 yeah, 21:50 Speaker 1 dude, 21:51 Speaker 1 nobody's don't act like you've ever put bacon. 21:54 Speaker 1 I'm trying to think now. 21:56 Speaker 1 I don't think I have, 21:57 Speaker 1 you know, 21:58 Speaker 1 typically the only, 21:59 Speaker 1 as far as I go with toppings is like a chili cheese dog, 22:01 Speaker 1 but it's got to be that good, 22:02 Speaker 1 like grainy chili. 22:03 Speaker 1 I don't want like no big chunks of chili. 22:05 Speaker 1 It's gotta be that grainy, 22:06 Speaker 1 like that varsity style or something close to it in order for it to be good. 22:09 Speaker 1 If not, 22:10 Speaker 1 it's just fucking terrible and it's just runny and everything. 22:11 Speaker 1 It's like, 22:12 Speaker 1 oh, 22:13 Speaker 1 it's awful. 22:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, 22:15 Speaker 1 it was. 22:16 Speaker 1 I mean, 22:17 Speaker 1 they weren't bad, 22:18 Speaker 1 and here's the other thing, 22:19 Speaker 1 like Savannah got all mad because I asked for ketchup on it and I'm like, 22:23 Speaker 1 Savannah, 22:24 Speaker 1 like what? 22:25 Speaker 1 And she's like, 22:26 Speaker 1 it's already got mustard and bacon. 22:27 Speaker 1 What? 22:28 Speaker 1 What does that mean? 22:29 Speaker 1 I mean, 22:30 Speaker 1 I don't, 22:31 Speaker 1 I don't know what to put on it. 22:32 Speaker 1 It's got bacon on it. 22:33 Speaker 1 I don't know. 22:34 Speaker 1 What do you put on this? 22:35 Speaker 1 And she's like, 22:36 Speaker 1 you're messing it up with the ketchup. 22:37 Speaker 1 Like they don't, 22:38 Speaker 1 they don't act like you've ever had one. 22:40 Speaker 1 Nobody knows how to mess this thing up. 22:41 Speaker 1 They just invented or they just released ketchup over there not too long ago, 22:45 Speaker 1 right? 22:46 Speaker 1 They unveiled it. 22:47 Speaker 1 They call it, 22:48 Speaker 1 they call it tomato paste. 22:50 Speaker 1 It's something like a tomato sauce is what they call it. 22:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. 22:56 Speaker 1 Beaten and squeeze tomatoes with sugar. 22:59 Speaker 1 It's very odd. 23:00 Speaker 1 It took, 23:01 Speaker 1 it took us a while to figure out what they were saying, 23:02 Speaker 1 but yeah, 23:03 Speaker 1 the funniest thing to me though is you talk about the western part. 23:06 Speaker 1 I'm guessing there have that because that's where back in the day, 23:09 Speaker 1 a lot of people did the spaghetti westerns over there in France and Spain. 23:12 Speaker 1 They were just like so much cheaper just to fly over here and just find 23:15 Speaker 1 some shitty fucking land. 23:16 Speaker 1 And you think they would learn like what Americans like, 23:18 Speaker 1 you know, 23:19 Speaker 1 John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, 23:20 Speaker 1 you think you'd figure out what they ate and be able to serve that over there. 23:23 Speaker 1 But I guess not. 23:24 Speaker 1 I guess they're just like, 23:25 Speaker 1 let's put bacon on this motherfucker. 23:27 Speaker 1 Let's put the, 23:28 Speaker 1 put the pig different forms of pig on this guy. 23:31 Speaker 1 Now I will say, 23:32 Speaker 1 hold on, 23:33 Speaker 1 hold on. 23:34 Speaker 1 It's coming back to me. 23:35 Speaker 1 There is such a thing as bacon wrapped hot dogs. 23:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:39 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:40 Speaker 1 I've had, 23:41 Speaker 1 I mean, 23:42 Speaker 1 I've never had one but not sprinkled on top. 23:43 Speaker 1 That's where it gets weird. 23:44 Speaker 1 You know, 23:45 Speaker 1 I'm like, 23:46 Speaker 1 okay, 23:47 Speaker 1 I got one more picture to show you because I forgot about this one. 23:48 Speaker 1 You're going to love it. 23:49 Speaker 1 So this is the wild west. 23:50 Speaker 1 Okay. 23:51 Speaker 1 This is what they in Spain believe the wild west to look like, 23:54 Speaker 1 which from a distance, 23:56 Speaker 1 not bad, right? 23:57 Speaker 1 So I'm going to zoom in and show you. 23:59 Speaker 1 So like LC cobs, 24:01 Speaker 1 general store, 24:03 Speaker 1 right? 24:04 Speaker 1 Goods from around the world, 24:05 Speaker 1 the unobtainable within your reach commodities, 24:08 Speaker 1 foreign and domestic domestic at your fingertips. 24:11 Speaker 1 Then you go to the next store, 24:13 Speaker 1 which is cattleman's bank, 24:15 Speaker 1 right? 24:16 Speaker 1 So this is cattleman's bank. 24:17 Speaker 1 Okay. 24:18 Speaker 1 And then you have one of the staples of the wild west, 24:23 Speaker 1 which is. 24:24 Speaker 1 And dude, it's in, 24:31 Speaker 1 it's like in a lot, 24:32 Speaker 1 like look, 24:33 Speaker 1 look what's next door. 24:34 Speaker 1 Something dry goods like a market or something. 24:39 Speaker 1 Yeah. 24:40 Speaker 1 And then next to that is the western clothing company. 24:43 Speaker 1 So like, 24:44 Speaker 1 it's like legit. 24:45 Speaker 1 It's like legit, 24:46 Speaker 1 like a ghost town, 24:47 Speaker 1 like an old, 24:48 Speaker 1 you know, 24:49 Speaker 1 western town and they have western clothing, 24:52 Speaker 1 outlandish, 24:53 Speaker 1 uh, 24:54 Speaker 1 uh, 24:55 Speaker 1 or Cavendish dry goods, 24:56 Speaker 1 cattleman's bank, 24:57 Speaker 1 uh, 24:58 Speaker 1 and then the general store and then Ben and Jerry's. 25:02 Speaker 1 And I'm like, 25:03 Speaker 1 dude, 25:04 Speaker 1 what? 25:05 Speaker 1 Like it's like the worst place to put Ben and Jerry's because aren't they like 25:07 Speaker 1 the most liberal, 25:09 Speaker 1 you know, 25:10 Speaker 1 company out there? 25:11 Speaker 1 Uh, 25:12 Speaker 1 yeah, 25:13 Speaker 1 a lot of shit happened with them. 25:14 Speaker 1 They like sold out. 25:15 Speaker 1 Uh, 25:16 Speaker 1 they sold to somebody and then they started fucking up the ice cream. 25:17 Speaker 1 So then they had to come back again and they're always bitching and stuff. 25:20 Speaker 1 I mean, 25:21 Speaker 1 you start making ice cream with your buddy. 25:22 Speaker 1 You're going to end up like liberal and gay probably. 25:25 Speaker 1 Um, 25:26 Speaker 1 but yeah, 25:27 Speaker 1 I don't know what went on over there. 25:28 Speaker 1 That's crazy. 25:29 Speaker 1 But I, 25:30 Speaker 1 like I said, 25:31 Speaker 1 I figured they would, 25:32 Speaker 1 they would have a little more understanding. 25:33 Speaker 1 Uh, 25:34 Speaker 1 because like I said, 25:35 Speaker 1 we filmed a lot of movies over there in like the forties and thirties in 25:36 Speaker 1 the fifties with the western because it was just fucking cheaper, 25:38 Speaker 1 which blows my mind that it was cheaper to fly an entire crew and 25:41 Speaker 1 production out to a foreign country, 25:44 Speaker 1 film it, 25:45 Speaker 1 come back, 25:46 Speaker 1 edit all of it than it was just to fill out in the desert in Utah or 25:49 Speaker 1 Arizona or some shit. 25:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, 25:51 Speaker 1 I don't think they care. 25:52 Speaker 1 I don't, 25:53 Speaker 1 I don't think they're big history boss, 25:54 Speaker 1 dude, 25:55 Speaker 1 to be honest. 25:56 Speaker 1 Like I don't like, 25:57 Speaker 1 there's nothing that really, 25:58 Speaker 1 they live a very, 25:59 Speaker 1 uh, 26:00 Speaker 1 relaxed life of just like, 26:02 Speaker 1 yeah, 26:03 Speaker 1 whatever, 26:04 Speaker 1 you know? 26:05 Speaker 1 Um, 26:06 Speaker 1 I mean, 26:07 Speaker 1 like last night, 26:08 Speaker 1 dude, 26:09 Speaker 1 uh, 26:10 Speaker 1 was making a very Dad joke on tina and we found an english pub. 26:15 Speaker 1 That was erin. 26:16 Speaker 1 The game and I'm like, 26:17 Speaker 1 Megan's like, 26:18 Speaker 1 dude, 26:19 Speaker 1 we got to go watch this game with all these english people, 26:21 Speaker 1 which by the way, 26:22 Speaker 1 my kids learned some amazing, 26:24 Speaker 1 uh, 26:25 Speaker 1 phrases, 26:26 Speaker 1 you're fucking? 26:27 Speaker 1 Megan Meghan sent me a few of them. 26:31 Speaker 1 Um, 26:32 Speaker 1 my favorite was, 26:33 Speaker 1 hold on. 26:34 Speaker 1 I got them right here. 26:35 Speaker 1 Oh, 26:36 Speaker 1 Megan, 26:37 Speaker 1 I can't find them that sucks. 26:38 Speaker 1 She sent me a bunch of them. 26:39 Speaker 1 They were out of their mind when it came to cussing. 26:42 Speaker 1 And I'm just and my kids just kept looking at me. 26:44 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, just like, whatever. 26:46 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, but British. 26:48 Speaker 1 Exactly. Exactly. 26:49 Speaker 1 I was like, I'm so sorry. 26:51 Speaker 1 So we get done. 26:52 Speaker 1 Argentina wins, obviously. 26:54 Speaker 1 And then, dude, they did they did like a huge parade 26:59 Speaker 1 through the town with all these Argentina fans and their flags 27:04 Speaker 1 and their jerseys on cops had to stop traffic. 27:07 Speaker 1 And I'm like, wait a minute. 27:09 Speaker 1 Isn't Argentina and South America? 27:12 Speaker 1 How are there this many? 27:13 Speaker 1 I'm talking hundreds and hundreds of people 27:18 Speaker 1 marching through the city, stopping traffic as Argentina fans. 27:22 Speaker 1 And guess what the Spain fans did? 27:24 Speaker 1 Oh, fucking. 27:25 Speaker 1 But thumbs up their butts or baguettes on the dits and their dog. 27:28 Speaker 1 Ugly wives. 27:29 Speaker 1 Just like, yeah, whatever is so weird. 27:34 Speaker 1 Well, I think I think they're I think they're 27:36 Speaker 1 the Spanish fans are now very worried. 27:37 Speaker 1 They were hoping England could pull it off because now they know 27:39 Speaker 1 they have no chance. 27:40 Speaker 1 They're going to get fucking raped by Messi and company. 27:43 Speaker 1 I don't say that. 27:44 Speaker 1 That's not going to happen, dude. 27:46 Speaker 1 I spent good money on these jerseys. 27:47 Speaker 1 You don't say that. 27:49 Speaker 1 You don't you don't want Argentina win. 27:51 Speaker 1 Messi sucks. 27:53 Speaker 1 No, I would I would much rather. 27:54 Speaker 1 You know, my team was USA. 27:56 Speaker 1 And as soon as they were out, I've been Argentina all the way 27:58 Speaker 1 just because they're good. 27:59 Speaker 1 You know, for the most part, I think everybody is a bandwagon fan 28:02 Speaker 1 from America because they don't really know what's going on 28:05 Speaker 1 with soccer and everything. 28:05 Speaker 1 But I do like the Argentina, just because I said the other day 28:08 Speaker 1 I was like, they got the best there. 28:10 Speaker 1 They're pretty much southern Mexicans. 28:12 Speaker 1 They've got white scientists blood in them 28:14 Speaker 1 because all the Germans that came over. 28:16 Speaker 1 So they're really smart. 28:17 Speaker 1 They're pretty much white, but they play like southern Mexicans. 28:21 Speaker 1 Well, I'll tell you my favorite English quote, which Megan 28:24 Speaker 1 just provided me regarding Argentina. 28:27 Speaker 1 And the messy was he is a cheating twat, 28:31 Speaker 1 which is what he's a twat. 28:33 Speaker 1 They said it's a cheating twat. 28:35 Speaker 1 And that was one of my favorite. 28:37 Speaker 1 That was one of my favorite right there. 28:39 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, that's just what people say when you're real good. 28:42 Speaker 1 You know, that's what they said about Tom Brady and everything. 28:43 Speaker 1 People hated him back in the day. 28:45 Speaker 1 I mean, I did, too. 28:45 Speaker 1 I didn't like Tom Brady either. 28:47 Speaker 1 But as soon as he retires, everyone loves him now. 28:50 Speaker 1 It's going to be the same thing with Messi. 28:51 Speaker 1 Messi, like you will fuck what you say. 28:52 Speaker 1 He knows he's the best in the world. 28:53 Speaker 1 The best ever fucking do it. 28:56 Speaker 1 And like I said, I'm not a big soccer fan. 28:57 Speaker 1 But no, the little you can, you know, Messi is the best 29:01 Speaker 1 in the world that has ever done it. 29:03 Speaker 1 You got a man crush on Messi, dude. 29:05 Speaker 1 It's like I just I what I hate is like people that just dismiss talent. 29:09 Speaker 1 You know, it's more of an American thing, but I guess it's more come to the world. 29:13 Speaker 1 Like you people love to tear down greatness. 29:16 Speaker 1 If you're just down, you know, no, no, dude, 29:19 Speaker 1 I don't think it's not about tearing up. 29:20 Speaker 1 Everybody knows he's good. 29:21 Speaker 1 There's there's nobody that's going to deny he's good. 29:24 Speaker 1 There's nobody that's going to die. 29:25 Speaker 1 Cristiano Ronaldo is good. 29:26 Speaker 1 There's no nobody is going to die. 29:27 Speaker 1 Tom Brady is good. 29:28 Speaker 1 There's nobody to deny LeBron James is good. 29:31 Speaker 1 What it comes down to is the person and how they act and how they conduct 29:36 Speaker 1 or, you know, carry themselves, especially with fans. 29:39 Speaker 1 Messi is right there with LeBron James as being a tool bag. 29:44 Speaker 1 And yes, he's good. 29:46 Speaker 1 He knows he's good. 29:47 Speaker 1 But he treats people poorly. 29:49 Speaker 1 This is going back to the fucking Leonardo DiCaprio thing about. 29:52 Speaker 1 Oh, he didn't come to the island. 29:53 Speaker 1 He didn't come to Switzerland. 29:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, because they don't want to deal with you fucking retard. 29:56 Speaker 1 All right. Everyone will do the autograph. 29:58 Speaker 1 And when it comes to I'll say the same thing when it comes to 30:00 Speaker 1 professional sports players that are that high a fucking level, 30:04 Speaker 1 you don't have fucking time to worry about fans and what they care about 30:08 Speaker 1 because what fans deeply do truly care about at the end of the day, 30:12 Speaker 1 no matter what is what winning, winning, winning, winning is all that matters 30:16 Speaker 1 when you are in that position as a the greatest player in whatever your field is. 30:20 Speaker 1 So people like the people hated Tom Brady to like with the fan interaction. 30:24 Speaker 1 He was very serious. 30:25 Speaker 1 He's locked in. 30:26 Speaker 1 He's motivated. 30:27 Speaker 1 Same thing. 30:27 Speaker 1 You know, if you want to say that about LeBron and the same thing 30:29 Speaker 1 with Messi is once you start becoming the celebrity and the people's person, 30:34 Speaker 1 that's when the actual you lose sight of the actual goal, which is winning. 30:38 Speaker 1 If you're on a sports team, there is one fucking goal and it is to fucking win. 30:42 Speaker 1 There's nothing, nothing else matters at that point. 30:44 Speaker 1 That's just what it is. 30:45 Speaker 1 That's what that profession is. 30:47 Speaker 1 You know what? You need to be a Tiger. 30:48 Speaker 1 You need to be a Tigers fan. 30:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, but they're not winning is the problem. 30:52 Speaker 1 You know, if they were winning, they could be dicks, you know, 30:54 Speaker 1 but they're not winning. 30:55 Speaker 1 They're pieces of shit. 30:56 Speaker 1 And that's when people look at him like, well, you're losing because you didn't fucking, 31:00 Speaker 1 you know, you don't care about the fans. 31:01 Speaker 1 But if they're winning, they wouldn't say, oh, oh, you're winning 31:04 Speaker 1 because you don't care about the fans. 31:06 Speaker 1 They still bitch and be like, well, don't you care about the fans? 31:08 Speaker 1 We're the ones who do this. 31:08 Speaker 1 Be like, well, I have a little more of my plate right now. 31:11 Speaker 1 That Tigers fan that didn't say hi to Carter. 31:13 Speaker 1 They're fucking there were losers leading up to that moment 31:15 Speaker 1 and they're losers after that moment. 31:17 Speaker 1 So they should have might as well said, I might as well become the guy 31:19 Speaker 1 that the fans love because I'm not going to win shit at all anyway. 31:22 Speaker 1 And then you just move forward off of that. 31:25 Speaker 1 That's my problem with people and these that criticize these sports players 31:29 Speaker 1 to the fact they're like, oh, my God, Bessie's not over here holding babies 31:33 Speaker 1 and kissing them and fucking signing ticks and fucking looking at dick pics. 31:36 Speaker 1 Like Simon, Simon, Simon, Simon and looking at dick pics. 31:42 Speaker 1 Oh, they said ticks. 31:43 Speaker 1 No side of tits and looking at dick pics. 31:45 Speaker 1 You know, like you don't want to do that. 31:47 Speaker 1 His job is to win. 31:48 Speaker 1 OK. And if he comes off grumpy, I don't understand why people think that. 31:53 Speaker 1 I think sports players should have a little respect for the fans, 31:56 Speaker 1 but I don't think they're obligated to be like, oh, my God, 31:58 Speaker 1 I need to go to the stands after everything and sign everything. 32:00 Speaker 1 Everybody wants and whatnot, because it just doesn't make any sense. 32:04 Speaker 1 I don't know. We disagree on that. 32:05 Speaker 1 We'll always disagree on that. 32:07 Speaker 1 I think that once you make it to that level, you're playing a child's game. 32:10 Speaker 1 It's a child's game, dude. 32:11 Speaker 1 And that's how it is always be like a child cannot what they can. 32:15 Speaker 1 No, no, no, they can. 32:17 Speaker 1 They just can't play at that level. 32:18 Speaker 1 So what I'm saying is if you get to play a child's game 32:21 Speaker 1 for your entire life and you've been blessed enough to play a child's game 32:24 Speaker 1 for your entire life, like, dude, the last thing you should do 32:28 Speaker 1 is not show these children, hey, you can do this and be respectful 32:33 Speaker 1 and you can be a good example. 32:35 Speaker 1 And I just don't think Messi is a good example. 32:37 Speaker 1 That's my point. And that's why I hope he loses. 32:40 Speaker 1 You know what? He won't. 32:41 Speaker 1 He won't. They're going to win. 32:43 Speaker 1 But I think he should. 32:45 Speaker 1 I don't think so. 32:46 Speaker 1 I think as a kid looking at that, it shows like, hey, 32:49 Speaker 1 he doesn't care about anything else except for winning. 32:51 Speaker 1 And some people, you know, if you don't want to be a winner, 32:54 Speaker 1 you can care about other things. That's fine. 32:55 Speaker 1 I understand if you just want to be the good guy on the team, 32:58 Speaker 1 the respectful player, the people are like, I like that guy. 33:00 Speaker 1 I want his autograph. But you never win shit. 33:02 Speaker 1 It just depends what kind of person you want. 33:03 Speaker 1 You want to be a winner and awesome and get everything you ever accomplished. 33:07 Speaker 1 Or do you want to be the nice guy that tries to appeal 33:10 Speaker 1 and make everybody happy? 33:11 Speaker 1 You know, you got to make that decision at some point. 33:13 Speaker 1 You can be both. You can be both. 33:15 Speaker 1 Rinaldo is pretty nice, dude. 33:17 Speaker 1 He's pretty nice to people. 33:19 Speaker 1 He wants to go to Portugal, Portugal without what? 33:22 Speaker 1 Fucking they didn't even make it further than the U.S. 33:26 Speaker 1 So you're shut up. 33:27 Speaker 1 You're telling me you think Ronaldo is not as good as Messi? 33:31 Speaker 1 100 percent. Yeah. Get out of here, dude. 33:34 Speaker 1 Get out. Well, Argentina won the last World Cup 33:36 Speaker 1 and they're about to do back to back. 33:38 Speaker 1 When's the last time Portugal won a World Cup? 33:39 Speaker 1 There's no there's no team around Ronaldo like the one around Messi. 33:43 Speaker 1 It's a different quality of team. 33:44 Speaker 1 And I mean, dude, I'm not even in this because I'm not even a soccer fan like you. 33:49 Speaker 1 Ronaldo's teammates fucking hate him because he's not dedicated. 33:51 Speaker 1 He's rather go out there and do interviews and shit like that 33:54 Speaker 1 and talk to people and whatnot. 33:56 Speaker 1 It's his teammate is not like a messy teammates fucking love him 34:00 Speaker 1 for the reason that they understand he wants to win. 34:02 Speaker 1 Same reason what it was with Tom Brady and the Patriots. 34:04 Speaker 1 They might not, you know, he's a hard guy to deal with. 34:08 Speaker 1 But at the end of the day, he wants to fucking win. 34:09 Speaker 1 And that's why they respect him. 34:11 Speaker 1 Well, I hope he loses. 34:12 Speaker 1 And I think Ronaldo is better. 34:15 Speaker 1 But it is what it is. We'll never know. 34:17 Speaker 1 But but here's the deal. 34:18 Speaker 1 Like I said, I'm not going to argue with you. 34:20 Speaker 1 I'm already concerned because we are going to be here 34:23 Speaker 1 for the World Cup final on. 34:26 Speaker 1 Well, for us, it'll be Monday morning. 34:28 Speaker 1 And I told Megan, like, I'm genuinely concerned because if Spain wins, 34:33 Speaker 1 I don't know how that plays out. 34:34 Speaker 1 If Spain loses, I don't know how that plays out. 34:37 Speaker 1 And we're going to do the games over at 5 a.m. here. 34:40 Speaker 1 So we have to like literally sleep until, 34:43 Speaker 1 you know, two in the morning, get up, go to a watch party. 34:48 Speaker 1 And we fly out a couple of days later. 34:50 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, the last thing I want to do is so we're just 34:52 Speaker 1 we'll see how it plays out. 34:54 Speaker 1 But I hope I hope you're wrong. 34:56 Speaker 1 It's like, I mean, it's like Philly being in the Super Bowl. 34:58 Speaker 1 If you're in Philly, you're getting shot either way. 35:00 Speaker 1 Whether they win or the city's burning down. 35:04 Speaker 1 Someone's getting a lot of people are getting killed, whether they win or lose. 35:07 Speaker 1 The only difference is if they win, you're going to get killed 35:10 Speaker 1 by like happy fire if they lose. 35:12 Speaker 1 You're going to get killed by fucking, you know, pissed off by like 35:14 Speaker 1 they're actually trying to take people out. 35:16 Speaker 1 That's the problem. 35:17 Speaker 1 I told me, you know, because we're like we're like 40, 35:19 Speaker 1 we're like 45 minutes outside Barcelona. 35:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, you know, we should do is we should just go out of Barcelona 35:24 Speaker 1 and get it over with. 35:25 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 35:25 Speaker 1 Just like go right down to like their Times Square area 35:28 Speaker 1 and be like, let's watch it here. 35:29 Speaker 1 That way it's a quick death. 35:31 Speaker 1 Because, you know, out here, I don't know what we're going to get. 35:33 Speaker 1 But I think you're right. 35:34 Speaker 1 You got to worry about happy fire and hostile. 35:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're going to have happy knife stabbing. 35:39 Speaker 1 Someone's going to be so excited to start stabbing, just stabbing the air 35:42 Speaker 1 and you're going to like run into it. 35:43 Speaker 1 Oh, my God, brother, I'm sorry. 35:44 Speaker 1 I killed you. Sorry. 35:45 Speaker 1 But Spain won, man. 35:47 Speaker 1 He's awesome. 35:48 Speaker 1 We will bury you here. 35:49 Speaker 1 And you'll be like, no, don't bury me in Spain. 35:51 Speaker 1 I'd rather go to hell. 35:53 Speaker 1 So he said happy stabbing. 35:56 Speaker 1 He's stabbing the air. 35:59 Speaker 1 Like, hold on. 35:59 Speaker 1 Let me go. 36:00 Speaker 1 I got to turn my camera on. 36:01 Speaker 1 And he's like, you walk by and he's like, yay. 36:04 Speaker 1 It's been when Spain when they just start stabbing like random people. 36:08 Speaker 1 Can't be like this with the nice. 36:09 Speaker 1 Whoa, whoa. 36:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 36:12 Speaker 1 And you're just going to get fucking stabbed in the gut over there, 36:15 Speaker 1 stabbed in the fucking testicle. 36:17 Speaker 1 But, oh, you just do. 36:20 Speaker 1 Speaking of that, we're going to go ahead and take our hydration, 36:23 Speaker 1 our hydration break right now. 36:25 Speaker 1 I would have made it back from our hydration break, 36:28 Speaker 1 even though I'm in a climate controlled environment, but Chuck's not. 36:31 Speaker 1 So I guess that's why FIFA decided to do all these hydration breaks, 36:34 Speaker 1 even if you're inside of the Mercedes-Benz Stadium, 36:37 Speaker 1 where it's constantly a 72 degree arena format. 36:41 Speaker 1 But I understand it because it feels really cold down here. 36:44 Speaker 1 I'm in a jacket and Chuck's over there in Spain to sweat his ass off with no AC. 36:48 Speaker 1 So I understand where they were coming from. 36:51 Speaker 1 That's not. No, you're absolutely correct. 36:52 Speaker 1 I swear to God. 36:53 Speaker 1 And and the worst and the worst part is every place we stay 36:56 Speaker 1 has one like wall air conditioning unit. 37:00 Speaker 1 So that room gets pretty cold and the rest of the place is not. 37:06 Speaker 1 And we Megan told me, I think it was like two nights ago. 37:11 Speaker 1 She goes, I'm going to I got to tell you this real quick. 37:13 Speaker 1 It was not going to be what the Chuck and I'm not going to make it with the Chuck. 37:15 Speaker 1 But right now, my kids are all in the back of the condo 37:17 Speaker 1 so I can actually talk freely. 37:19 Speaker 1 And I've been wanting to tell you this for quite some time. 37:23 Speaker 1 So, dude, it's so hot here. 37:25 Speaker 1 And so Megan said, well, we're going to she's like, well, we're going to sleep 37:27 Speaker 1 in the we're going to sleep in the living room because there's an air 37:30 Speaker 1 conditioning and there's like a sectional couch. Right. 37:33 Speaker 1 And I'm like, dude, I don't want to I don't want to sleep 37:35 Speaker 1 on a frickin sectional couch with my wife on vacation. 37:38 Speaker 1 Like there's nothing weirder than being like, oh, what'd you do on vacation? 37:42 Speaker 1 Oh, well, me and Megan slept on a sectional. 37:44 Speaker 1 Yeah, because you know, it's only going to be laying like on top of someone 37:47 Speaker 1 the entire night for the most part. 37:48 Speaker 1 It's very uncomfortable or or you're like head to foot, head to head. 37:52 Speaker 1 But it's just weird. 37:54 Speaker 1 So anyway, shit. 37:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. So like so like yesterday, this is this is this is my life, dude. 37:59 Speaker 1 And I'm going to be very PG about this because Megan will kill me if I'm not. 38:03 Speaker 1 I was wondering, like, what are you all doing about the banging situation? 38:06 Speaker 1 OK, I just know that's where this is going. 38:09 Speaker 1 So yesterday, yesterday we get back and we got it all planned out. 38:14 Speaker 1 We're like, all right, kids, you know, I could do your showering 38:16 Speaker 1 and go to your rooms and take care of whatever. 38:19 Speaker 1 So we shut our door and we lock our door and we lock our bathroom door, 38:24 Speaker 1 which just happens to share a bathroom with Carter in his room. 38:28 Speaker 1 But I locked his door as well. 38:30 Speaker 1 So he couldn't get into the bathroom whatsoever, 38:32 Speaker 1 which means he couldn't get into our room. 38:34 Speaker 1 And like we had mommy and daddy time. Right. 38:37 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Pain is in the machine. 38:39 Speaker 1 So quietly, though. Quietly. 38:42 Speaker 1 So people don't hear. Oh, yeah, dude. 38:44 Speaker 1 It's like it's like it's like we're it's like we're it's like we're 38:46 Speaker 1 a 1920 silent film, you know, like there's no just making shit. 38:51 Speaker 1 No, he's like, yeah, it's literally like you are 38:56 Speaker 1 nail on the head to yell at. 38:58 Speaker 1 So so all of a sudden, like it's like maybe, I don't know, 39:04 Speaker 1 two minutes into this, you know, fun. 39:08 Speaker 1 And there's a knock at the door. Right. Oh, I know. 39:11 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what? And Carter, Carter, Carter goes, Hey, dad. 39:18 Speaker 1 Have you seen mom? 39:21 Speaker 1 Oh, let me think about it, son. 39:22 Speaker 1 It's right on the tip of my dick. Hold on. 39:24 Speaker 1 Let me. Where is she? 39:25 Speaker 1 Tip of my dick. 39:26 Speaker 1 Stop. So I said, I said, yeah, dude, she's in here. 39:33 Speaker 1 He's like, oh, what are you guys doing? 39:35 Speaker 1 And I was like, I said, can you can you please just go to your room? 39:40 Speaker 1 So anyway, we had bought him for the first time ever. 39:44 Speaker 1 He wanted to buy a pack of soccer cards, like football, 39:49 Speaker 1 you know, Spanish football players. 39:51 Speaker 1 And he wanted to buy this like really expensive pack of cards. 39:54 Speaker 1 But he hadn't opened them yet. 39:56 Speaker 1 And so anyway, so he walks away. 39:58 Speaker 1 So, dude, like 10 minutes go by. 40:01 Speaker 1 And I'm not going to get into any details on this, 40:04 Speaker 1 but I can tell you at the worst possible moment ever. 40:11 Speaker 1 He knocks on the door. 40:13 Speaker 1 And he goes, I mean, can I open these cards or what? 40:19 Speaker 1 Right when jokes bust in his eye. 40:21 Speaker 1 All right, you know, these cars, dad, be like, I'm going to box myself, 40:26 Speaker 1 so I don't hold on now. 40:29 Speaker 1 I'm just like, I'm like, dude, like, why? 40:33 Speaker 1 Why do I have to deal with this? 40:36 Speaker 1 And it's always like it's just the opera. 40:38 Speaker 1 It's just the timing is timing is impeccable. 40:41 Speaker 1 But but yeah, that's so that's what we're dealing with right now. 40:44 Speaker 1 So that you reminded me because the heat, because then the whole point was 40:48 Speaker 1 Megan wanted to sleep in the living room on the sectional. 40:52 Speaker 1 But I said we couldn't unless we had private time like an hour earlier. 40:58 Speaker 1 You don't you don't want to sleep all night with a boner, you know. 41:02 Speaker 1 But once all that's done, you're like, I don't care where you sleep. 41:05 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 41:06 Speaker 1 It's like that post-net clarity by I'll fucking sleep on the fucking bathroom 41:10 Speaker 1 floor, I'll give a fuck, sleep wherever you want. 41:14 Speaker 1 Like, I love you, but I mean, I'm good now. 41:16 Speaker 1 You can you can do it. You can do whatever you like. 41:18 Speaker 1 We don't really have to talk for the rest of the town. 41:20 Speaker 1 We're here if you don't want to. 41:23 Speaker 1 So anyway, yeah, that's I just had to get that off my chest because, man, dude, 41:28 Speaker 1 it's hard to doing this show in a condo. 41:32 Speaker 1 I never know when they're going to come out of the room. 41:34 Speaker 1 And I got so much stuff to tell you, but I can't tell you. 41:37 Speaker 1 So we don't do. 41:39 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, I got some good stuff to talk about. 41:41 Speaker 1 But anyway. All right. Get to your thing. 41:43 Speaker 1 I want to hear. I want to hear your story. 41:45 Speaker 1 I just real quick with the last thing you think, 41:48 Speaker 1 Carter, you know, after he's seen all the nice tits on the beach and everything 41:51 Speaker 1 like that, you think he's starting because he's not at the age 41:54 Speaker 1 yet where they've talked about sex at school, right? Or have they? 41:57 Speaker 1 Oh, you know, they have with him. 41:58 Speaker 1 But you know who I you know, you know who I know they haven't 42:03 Speaker 1 is Sydney because we were at a gift shop at the beach. 42:08 Speaker 1 And you know how like they have shirts that say like, you know, 42:11 Speaker 1 I love doggy style. 42:13 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. You know, they beat stuff and we're in there. 42:17 Speaker 1 And she was looking for a squishy. 42:19 Speaker 1 You know, those squishy things. 42:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, the neato shit. 42:22 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. And she walks up to me, dude. 42:24 Speaker 1 I'm at the cash register buying sunglasses. 42:27 Speaker 1 I got some new sunglasses and I'm buying them. 42:29 Speaker 1 And she walks up with a massive squishy penis. 42:33 Speaker 1 I mean, dude, it was like it was the fucking dildo. 42:38 Speaker 1 Dude, it was like 12 inches. 42:40 Speaker 1 It was like 12 inches long. 42:41 Speaker 1 And she's got it. And she's like squeezing it. 42:43 Speaker 1 She's like, and she's like playing with it. 42:46 Speaker 1 And she's like, Dad, what is this? Right. 42:50 Speaker 1 And I looked at her. 42:50 Speaker 1 I was like, oh, my God. 42:52 Speaker 1 And Savannah, Savannah walks around the corner and she sees it. 42:55 Speaker 1 And she goes, it's just a big finger, Sydney. 42:58 Speaker 1 And she goes, she goes, if that's a finger, what's this? 43:02 Speaker 1 And she's like pointing at the ball, the ball, Savannah. 43:07 Speaker 1 So Savannah goes, that's a that's a thumb. 43:09 Speaker 1 She goes, it doesn't look like a thought. 43:11 Speaker 1 I just took it out of her hand. 43:13 Speaker 1 I put it on top of the fucking dildo across the store. 43:15 Speaker 1 Like, it's not what it was like stupid. 43:19 Speaker 1 Beach skin shots are terrible for that stuff, especially when you got kids. 43:23 Speaker 1 So she has so many questions. It's just terrible. 43:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm sure. 43:28 Speaker 1 I'm sure she did after she saw a bunch of naked women 43:30 Speaker 1 just walking around and she's playing with dildos and seeing shirts 43:33 Speaker 1 and say I like doggy style. 43:35 Speaker 1 Oh, dude, dude, trust me. 43:37 Speaker 1 She she had a lot of questions about the shirts that had sex on them. 43:42 Speaker 1 And she's like, what's that? 43:45 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, my God. 43:47 Speaker 1 And so so and she just asked it all the time. 43:49 Speaker 1 Then one of them said 43:51 Speaker 1 when I said something like, you know, don't tell your 43:54 Speaker 1 I won't tell your boyfriend or don't tell your boyfriend or something. 43:57 Speaker 1 She's like, what does that mean? 43:58 Speaker 1 I was like, I don't know, dude. 44:00 Speaker 1 There was one that said I love blow jobs. 44:03 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 44:03 Speaker 1 Sitting in this. 44:04 Speaker 1 But that the foreigners are crazy like that. 44:05 Speaker 1 They don't give a fuck what's in the store. 44:07 Speaker 1 I know. I know. 44:09 Speaker 1 And she's and she's walking around and she's like, 44:12 Speaker 1 what's a blow job? 44:13 Speaker 1 Oh, my God, dude. 44:15 Speaker 1 I was like, nothing. 44:16 Speaker 1 It's like, just stop looking at stuff. 44:18 Speaker 1 And it's going to be the reason that you've got to have a very hard 44:21 Speaker 1 parenting experience here in the next three months. 44:24 Speaker 1 But guys have been looking into this a lot. 44:26 Speaker 1 And I don't like what I'm seeing. 44:28 Speaker 1 I think you need to tell me what's going on here. 44:30 Speaker 1 It's terrible. It's terrible. 44:33 Speaker 1 Oh, man. But well, hell yeah. 44:35 Speaker 1 So a few more days over there in in the Spaniards country. 44:39 Speaker 1 You know, let's see. 44:41 Speaker 1 Hopefully, hopefully Chuck doesn't get stabbed either a happy stab 44:43 Speaker 1 or a angry stab. 44:45 Speaker 1 Hopefully, he was always stabbing. 44:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, we won. Sorry. 44:50 Speaker 1 But no, so we so I had the spectrum guy come today. 44:54 Speaker 1 Right. Because our cable line, it was something happened. 44:57 Speaker 1 Well, I remember what happened. I didn't tell him this. 44:59 Speaker 1 But we were playing with the football one time. 45:02 Speaker 1 We hit the line and it ripped off the power pole. 45:04 Speaker 1 And then we had Ted was driving August's F550 with the crane on it one day. 45:08 Speaker 1 And he ripped it down even more. 45:09 Speaker 1 So it's been hanging our cable line, our spectrum line has been hanging 45:13 Speaker 1 from the main pole, going through our regular trees, 45:16 Speaker 1 hanging in this crepe myrtle tree. 45:17 Speaker 1 And then it goes to the house right there. Right. 45:19 Speaker 1 So I'm like, we got to get this basically things fucked. 45:21 Speaker 1 It's like broken and frayed. 45:23 Speaker 1 That's why we got like Internet drops and everything. 45:25 Speaker 1 So I get the spectrum guy to come out. 45:27 Speaker 1 He comes out. He's a younger guy. 45:29 Speaker 1 He's probably my age or maybe a little younger, a little older. 45:32 Speaker 1 His name is Christian, cool guy. 45:34 Speaker 1 And he gets out and he's like looking at me weird. 45:37 Speaker 1 He's like, I say, hey, my name is Brandi's. 45:39 Speaker 1 I'm Christian. He's looking at me odd. 45:41 Speaker 1 And I'm like, what's up, man? 45:42 Speaker 1 He's like, I've seen that bus over there before. 45:45 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, really? Have you seen it? 45:47 Speaker 1 Like you listen to the podcast or whatnot? 45:48 Speaker 1 He's like, would you happen? 45:51 Speaker 1 He's like, this might be an odd question. 45:52 Speaker 1 But would you happen to be, you know, about to put wasps 45:56 Speaker 1 inside a gas chamber and like, yeah, dude, that's me. 45:58 Speaker 1 Like I showed him the gas chamber and everything like, holy shit, dude. 46:01 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 46:03 Speaker 1 We've been watching the videos and everything. 46:05 Speaker 1 He's like, I love your videos, man. 46:06 Speaker 1 They're awesome and everything. 46:08 Speaker 1 And he was asking about the GTA stories and the moments and whatnot. 46:11 Speaker 1 I'm like, you listen to the podcast and you'll hear all of it. 46:13 Speaker 1 But I just found that very odd. 46:15 Speaker 1 I was like, hell, yeah, my spectrum guy. 46:16 Speaker 1 Like now I know I got any Internet problems. 46:19 Speaker 1 That guy's going to come hook it up for me real fucking quick. 46:22 Speaker 1 He's looking at our old cable line. 46:24 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, man, it got a storm took it down. 46:27 Speaker 1 Last time we last storm we had, it's just been hanging in the trees. 46:31 Speaker 1 I didn't know if I should tell him that we kind of accidentally ripped it down. 46:33 Speaker 1 Then they might have to put something in his report for spectrum. 46:36 Speaker 1 They might charge us or whatnot. 46:37 Speaker 1 But they put a whole new cable up and we were good to go. 46:40 Speaker 1 And I'm like, hell, yeah. 46:41 Speaker 1 We sat out there and talked for a while. 46:43 Speaker 1 So we got another new listener on the podcast. 46:45 Speaker 1 He was just a Facebook member. 46:46 Speaker 1 But I thought that was pretty cool. 46:47 Speaker 1 Just to the spectrum guy now knows who we are. 46:51 Speaker 1 Yeah, dude. 46:52 Speaker 1 No, I think it's it's great that you you have a spectrum guy now 46:56 Speaker 1 that you can lean lean on with all your stuff. 46:59 Speaker 1 I will say it's been a long time because the first time I was at your house, 47:03 Speaker 1 I remember you telling me about your cable line 47:07 Speaker 1 and to be careful with it because it was really low, right? 47:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's real low and real fragile. 47:12 Speaker 1 And he asked me, he's like, was everything working fine? 47:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, for the most part, he's like, to be honest with you, dude, 47:17 Speaker 1 I have no idea how that cable was fucking working. 47:20 Speaker 1 It's all fucking mangled and shit. 47:22 Speaker 1 And there's like wire part of the wires exposed and whatnot. 47:25 Speaker 1 And I'm like, yeah, I don't know either, man. 47:26 Speaker 1 But I'm glad you're here. 47:27 Speaker 1 And you got it hooked up for us. 47:28 Speaker 1 But he didn't charge. 47:30 Speaker 1 And he didn't charge you anything. 47:32 Speaker 1 No, no, the spectrum pays for it. 47:34 Speaker 1 Oh, it's not bad. 47:35 Speaker 1 Who called you or Deaf August? 47:37 Speaker 1 Oh, I got a call. 47:38 Speaker 1 I just got to pretend I'm Deaf August every time I call your dude. 47:41 Speaker 1 Is he so with you living down there? 47:43 Speaker 1 Are you kind of like the I mean, and this is this is really, 47:46 Speaker 1 really scary to say. 47:48 Speaker 1 Are you the responsible one? 47:51 Speaker 1 Oh, when it comes to stuff like like I need, you know, 47:54 Speaker 1 like the power goes out one day and I'm like, oh, man, 47:57 Speaker 1 you know, I might be just too hot or maybe you forgot to pay the power bill. 48:01 Speaker 1 We do have those incidents sometimes. 48:02 Speaker 1 Sometimes the Wi-Fi will go out. 48:04 Speaker 1 But Internet, that's all me, because I use the most internet around here 48:08 Speaker 1 for the most part, uploading stuff and talking to you and doing a podcast. 48:12 Speaker 1 But what I was also asking the guy is because I was hoping 48:16 Speaker 1 we could go ahead and get fiber here. 48:17 Speaker 1 We don't have fiber in our area yet. 48:20 Speaker 1 But what he told me about is they're coming out with it's called Hi-Fi Internet. 48:24 Speaker 1 No. Yeah, I think it's Hi-Fi spectrum. 48:26 Speaker 1 So essentially, they use the coax cable that's already there. 48:29 Speaker 1 But it's like a hybrid between fiber and coax. 48:31 Speaker 1 But the one thing I need is higher upload speed. 48:34 Speaker 1 So when you're on regular coax, you can get a gig down all day. 48:37 Speaker 1 But there's not enough room on that cable to do a gig up. 48:39 Speaker 1 So I'm at 40 megabytes a second, which is a fucking pain. 48:43 Speaker 1 If you know anything about uploading stuff, it takes forever. 48:46 Speaker 1 So we're hoping to get some upgraded Internet here by the end of the year. 48:49 Speaker 1 They start rolling that out so I can just upload shit instantaneously. 48:53 Speaker 1 It'd be so beautiful. I'd love it. 48:54 Speaker 1 But I'm going to have to pay for that upgrade because no one else here 48:56 Speaker 1 uploads fucking anything really. 48:58 Speaker 1 Well, that's what my question is. 49:00 Speaker 1 Don't you have Starlink? 49:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's my backup. 49:03 Speaker 1 Yeah, if the Internet goes out. 49:05 Speaker 1 So Starlink is not as good as like your Internet. 49:09 Speaker 1 Oh, no, no, Starlink. 49:11 Speaker 1 It'll I mean, Starlink will still run at like 145 megabytes download. 49:16 Speaker 1 But like I said, it's only about 40 upload. 49:18 Speaker 1 And that's the same thing we get on spectrum. 49:20 Speaker 1 But we get a thousand download. 49:21 Speaker 1 But that doesn't really help me in my scenario. 49:23 Speaker 1 But even though we do have like, you know, fucking 12 devices connected, 49:27 Speaker 1 it helps in that aspect. 49:28 Speaker 1 And how much and how much do you pay for Starlink a month? 49:32 Speaker 1 Oh, when I'm not using it, like if it's on standby, it's 10 bucks a month 49:36 Speaker 1 just to be able to be activated at any moment. 49:38 Speaker 1 And then if I activate it for that month, it's 50 bucks for the month. 49:41 Speaker 1 And how much was the actual unit? 49:44 Speaker 1 Oh, I got it on sale at Best Buy in Douglasville 49:46 Speaker 1 right before that big ice storm we were supposedly going to have. 49:49 Speaker 1 And I think I got the unit for I think it was like 100 bucks off. 49:52 Speaker 1 I think I got it for 200. 49:53 Speaker 1 See, that's not bad. 49:55 Speaker 1 So for two hundred dollars. 49:56 Speaker 1 And let's just say you want to go permanently to Starlink fifty dollars. 49:59 Speaker 1 But you don't have to worry about any of the crap that you're talking about. 50:02 Speaker 1 You don't have to worry about, you know, freaking Woodshed Ted 50:05 Speaker 1 taking out your cable with a tractor or, you know, freaking whatever. 50:11 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know, man. 50:13 Speaker 1 I think you just need to go straight to Starlink. 50:15 Speaker 1 It sounds like that's the way to roll. 50:16 Speaker 1 I wish I had it right now. 50:18 Speaker 1 If I should have, I should have thought this through 50:19 Speaker 1 and borrowed your freaking Starlink and brought it over here. 50:21 Speaker 1 Would it have worked? 50:23 Speaker 1 Oh, 100 percent. It works anywhere in the world. 50:24 Speaker 1 But I did August's girlfriend was using it for the first like four days 50:29 Speaker 1 of last week, I think, until she got her Internet. 50:31 Speaker 1 She moved into a new apartment. 50:33 Speaker 1 But I set it up in the front yard for her and that shit worked great. 50:35 Speaker 1 No problems whatsoever. 50:36 Speaker 1 I just like having it as a backup. 50:38 Speaker 1 But I said the main thing I got it was I thought we're going to have that bad ice 50:41 Speaker 1 storm and I was like, oh, shit, we're going to need Internet so we can still record 50:44 Speaker 1 or if Chuck can't record, at least I can still record and upload some shit. 50:46 Speaker 1 But it does come in handy for sure. 50:48 Speaker 1 But it is more expensive because the one I got, 50:50 Speaker 1 I usually put it on Rome so you can go anywhere. 50:53 Speaker 1 But you can also get a Starlink just for your home, just residential. 50:56 Speaker 1 And it's a little cheaper because it doesn't have to keep 50:59 Speaker 1 finding new satellites every time it knows you're in this one location. 51:02 Speaker 1 But the one I got is like the on the go one. 51:04 Speaker 1 So you can I mean, I could take it anywhere. 51:05 Speaker 1 I could take it from here. 51:06 Speaker 1 I could go to, you know, the worst place on Earth, probably like Chicago. 51:09 Speaker 1 Or I could go to like Cape Africa, Cape, whatever the hell that is down there. 51:14 Speaker 1 You know, you know, it's weird 51:15 Speaker 1 speaking of Elon is guess how many Teslas I've seen in Europe since I've been here? 51:20 Speaker 1 Oh, probably a lot. 51:21 Speaker 1 Probably. They love that shit, right? 51:22 Speaker 1 No, I've seen one. 51:24 Speaker 1 Wow. OK, so they actually care about the world. 51:27 Speaker 1 No, well, I don't I don't get what's going on. 51:29 Speaker 1 It's crazy. Now, I will say, I don't think I don't think 51:32 Speaker 1 Teslas can be driven over here. 51:33 Speaker 1 I don't think it would be even I don't think it'd be feasible 51:37 Speaker 1 just because the way they do their like when they have road construction over here, 51:41 Speaker 1 they just put down yellow tape. 51:44 Speaker 1 And the lane just moves like they'll just completely move a lane with yellow tape. 51:48 Speaker 1 So I've been driving several times 51:50 Speaker 1 and all of a sudden, somebody's like laying on the horn and I'm like, what the heck? 51:54 Speaker 1 And I look down, it's like, oh, they put down yellow masking tape. 51:57 Speaker 1 That's the new lane. 51:58 Speaker 1 And so I don't know how a Tesla would work with that because I don't think 52:03 Speaker 1 you need manly lanes. 52:05 Speaker 1 You're talking about the self-driving part of it. 52:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, I think I think you would lose that completely 52:10 Speaker 1 because it just because, like I said, we've seen one 52:13 Speaker 1 and I think it was some like an American that got that got stationed 52:18 Speaker 1 over here with either the military or the government 52:20 Speaker 1 because it had a smaller like like an American size plate. 52:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, not a long one. 52:27 Speaker 1 So but that was it. One Tesla. 52:29 Speaker 1 And I haven't seen any like I mean, American made cars. 52:33 Speaker 1 I think I've seen anything. 52:34 Speaker 1 That's crazy that they're they always complain about like, you know, 52:37 Speaker 1 save the earth, be green, be everything like that. 52:39 Speaker 1 And they don't have any fucking electric cars because they're retarded. 52:41 Speaker 1 They don't know how to set their infrastructure up for the cars to work over there. 52:45 Speaker 1 No, dude, like charging stations. 52:47 Speaker 1 I've seen two parking spots. 52:50 Speaker 1 In Switzerland that were charging stations, 52:53 Speaker 1 but they didn't even look like an like an American one. 52:56 Speaker 1 They look like like literally like a like a 220 plug. 53:00 Speaker 1 Don't like plug it into like a bike or something. 53:03 Speaker 1 I don't know. 53:03 Speaker 1 I was like crazy. 53:04 Speaker 1 You're like it'll charge in the five minutes. 53:08 Speaker 1 That's if you don't explode. 53:09 Speaker 1 If you plug it in the wrong, you will explode and the whole grid will go down. 53:14 Speaker 1 So be careful. 53:14 Speaker 1 Make sure there's no moisture and make sure you touch it. 53:17 Speaker 1 You can only have these gloves on. 53:18 Speaker 1 You got to have these specialty gloves to not blow everything up. 53:21 Speaker 1 So that's that's exactly what it looked like. 53:23 Speaker 1 They're they're hoopies, man. 53:24 Speaker 1 They're hoopties, hoopties. 53:26 Speaker 1 But any real quick, I got to get into something before we get out of here 53:29 Speaker 1 because I got to I got to ask you this. 53:30 Speaker 1 This is this is mind boggling to me. 53:34 Speaker 1 She have two questions. 53:36 Speaker 1 One of them is quick. 53:37 Speaker 1 So me and Meg have this conversation. 53:39 Speaker 1 So I'm not going to get into many details here because this is a crazy story. 53:42 Speaker 1 But a friend of hers. 53:44 Speaker 1 Uh, no, no, this this individual is from Pennsylvania. 53:49 Speaker 1 Her husband was arrested 53:53 Speaker 1 or no, dude, or like like 53:57 Speaker 1 pedophilia, pedophilia, the sexual assaults, sexual assaults in a minor 54:02 Speaker 1 and all these things, right? 54:04 Speaker 1 He's going to jail for like the rest of his life. 54:06 Speaker 1 I don't I don't I've met the guy. 54:08 Speaker 1 I don't really know him. 54:09 Speaker 1 But allegedly, you know, he was he was diddling his daughter. 54:14 Speaker 1 Now, his own daughter. 54:16 Speaker 1 Well, that's the thing. 54:17 Speaker 1 Megan said it's his stepdaughter. 54:21 Speaker 1 But I looked at the charging sheet and it says incest. 54:26 Speaker 1 So Megan goes, oh, oh, dude, it's still incest to fit your stepdaughter. 54:30 Speaker 1 And I was like, no, it is not. 54:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, right. That's my question. 54:35 Speaker 1 So so so it's like to be in an ancestral relationship. 54:40 Speaker 1 Like, like, let's say, let's say you were raised 54:44 Speaker 1 with in a mixed family and you and your sister. 54:48 Speaker 1 Wait, wait, black and white were black and white. 54:50 Speaker 1 No, no, I'm sorry. 54:52 Speaker 1 Blended. Oh, yeah. 54:54 Speaker 1 So you and your sister are both two years old 54:58 Speaker 1 and you're raised together from two. 55:01 Speaker 1 And then when you turn 18, you start smashing. 55:05 Speaker 1 Is that incest? 55:06 Speaker 1 Oh, no, because you don't share the same gene pool whatsoever. 55:09 Speaker 1 It's just like it would be the same exact thing is 55:13 Speaker 1 you grow up with a girl and you're just good friends. 55:18 Speaker 1 You know, your families know each other and everything. 55:20 Speaker 1 And then you just start banging one day. 55:21 Speaker 1 You know, there's I don't I don't see that as being incestual 55:25 Speaker 1 because it's not your DNA. 55:26 Speaker 1 You don't share any DNA with that person. 55:28 Speaker 1 So now is it is it going to fucking make Thanksgiving weird? 55:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, probably so. 55:32 Speaker 1 But it's not illegal whatsoever. 55:35 Speaker 1 And that should be should be charged with that. 55:38 Speaker 1 Well, well, this is obviously illegal. 55:39 Speaker 1 I mean, what he did, because how was she 55:43 Speaker 1 to an 18 yet? 55:44 Speaker 1 Fourteen. Oh, yeah. 55:46 Speaker 1 Brother could have waited four years and been OK. 55:48 Speaker 1 I don't know, dude. 55:49 Speaker 1 That's gross. A stepdad, a stepdad. 55:53 Speaker 1 Oh, I'm not going to say it's not weird, but it's not illegal. 55:56 Speaker 1 Stepdad wants to bang his 18 year old daughter, stepdaughter. 55:59 Speaker 1 And she's cool with it because most of the time stepfathers 56:02 Speaker 1 do not share the same last name as their step kids. 56:05 Speaker 1 The kids aren't never like, oh, I want to change my name to your last name. 56:07 Speaker 1 And that rarely ever happens. 56:09 Speaker 1 You've never met a stepdad that did that. 56:11 Speaker 1 You've never met a stepdad that dated his stepdaughter. 56:16 Speaker 1 No, but I have met someone. 56:18 Speaker 1 Oh, wait, no, no, I have. Yeah, I have. 56:21 Speaker 1 It was a very odd situation. 56:22 Speaker 1 Obviously, he was dating this guy's this girl's mom for a while. 56:26 Speaker 1 They were together for like 20, 30 years. 56:28 Speaker 1 They got divorced or broken up with whatever the hell it was. 56:32 Speaker 1 And then he found the daughter, which is, you know, at that point, 56:34 Speaker 1 like 30 years old. And he's like start talking and they start banging. 56:37 Speaker 1 Now, it's got to be it's got to be weird. 56:39 Speaker 1 I don't know who it's weirder for. 56:41 Speaker 1 Either the guy that was like the father figure or the like what's weird 56:45 Speaker 1 or like a woman that wants to like bang her father in that sense 56:48 Speaker 1 or the father that wants to bang their child. 56:50 Speaker 1 I don't know which is worse. 56:52 Speaker 1 Oh, really? Yeah, you do. 56:55 Speaker 1 It's the dad. 56:57 Speaker 1 It's the it's the father figure that's even thinking about like, dude, 57:00 Speaker 1 that's yeah, but yeah. 57:02 Speaker 1 But if you're like the if you're a 30 year old girl or woman at this point 57:06 Speaker 1 and you're like, hey, my stepdad was kind of hot. 57:08 Speaker 1 Now that I think about it, I'm going to try to bang him. 57:10 Speaker 1 Is that weirder versus saying the other guys like, man, my stepdaughter 57:14 Speaker 1 was, you know, pretty hot back in the day. 57:15 Speaker 1 I would like to bang her. 57:16 Speaker 1 That's what I'm talking about. What's weirder? 57:18 Speaker 1 I don't know how to tell you the obvious answer. 57:21 Speaker 1 It's definitely the dad. 57:23 Speaker 1 Dude, that's so gross. 57:25 Speaker 1 So it's not a problem if if the stepdaughter wanted to bang her dad. 57:28 Speaker 1 There you'll be like, no, go ahead and do that. 57:30 Speaker 1 Really? Oh, OK. 57:32 Speaker 1 Well, no, because listen, I feel like here's the thing, dude, 57:34 Speaker 1 like having a teenager and knowing how these teenagers think like women, 57:39 Speaker 1 young women, they want to do things or say things 57:44 Speaker 1 that are going to push the envelope. Right. 57:47 Speaker 1 Like, I mean, even Savannah, like she says things to me, 57:51 Speaker 1 like she'll she'll just try to push the envelope with Megan. 57:53 Speaker 1 You know, with with she they just they just always want to push back. 57:57 Speaker 1 They always want to find a way to, you know, get over on you. 58:01 Speaker 1 That's just women in general. 58:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, yeah, I mean, she's in training, right? 58:04 Speaker 1 I mean, that's just what they do. 58:06 Speaker 1 But but but I think, you know, especially like you see all these these movies 58:11 Speaker 1 and you've even seen like in the news and stuff where like 58:15 Speaker 1 these guys get hemmed up because their high school age daughter 58:20 Speaker 1 will have a sleepover or she'll have like friends over 58:24 Speaker 1 and then the girls will start feeling like, oh, you know, 58:27 Speaker 1 and like start hitting on them. 58:28 Speaker 1 And then these idiot dudes are like, oh, yeah, I'm hot. 58:31 Speaker 1 You know, this 17 year old thinks I'm hot. 58:33 Speaker 1 And I'm 48. 58:35 Speaker 1 You know, it's like, dude, you're not hot. 58:37 Speaker 1 They just wait a year, dude. What are you doing? 58:39 Speaker 1 That's not I think you shouldn't do that ever. 58:44 Speaker 1 But but but with the dude, if you're a 50 year old man 58:49 Speaker 1 and you're looking at a girl and you're going, oh, man, two more years, 58:53 Speaker 1 do two more. Like, what? 58:55 Speaker 1 Like I was telling Megan, we found this story out because, you know, 58:58 Speaker 1 we just found out about it today. 58:59 Speaker 1 And when she's telling me all the details, I was like, dude, here's my thing. 59:03 Speaker 1 Like, and I did say the I said, I said the wrong thing to her. 59:07 Speaker 1 And I said, you know, I like I like an older body with, you know, 59:13 Speaker 1 that beat up just like yours. 59:17 Speaker 1 I like one that's all fucked up and doesn't look right. 59:19 Speaker 1 That's why I love you. 59:21 Speaker 1 But I said, I said, I want, you know, like big boobs and a fat booty 59:26 Speaker 1 and, you know, an older body. 59:28 Speaker 1 She's like, what? 59:29 Speaker 1 And I was like, well, you know what I mean? 59:30 Speaker 1 Like, like I don't I find you attractive. 59:34 Speaker 1 And then she got all offended. 59:36 Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm not eating dinner. 59:38 Speaker 1 I'm not. She does that crap. 59:40 Speaker 1 You know, she's like, I guess I'm not eating dinner tonight. 59:43 Speaker 1 And I'm probably going to skip breakfast, too. 59:45 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, what? 59:45 Speaker 1 I just gave you a compliment. 59:47 Speaker 1 Like, I'm telling you, you're hot. 59:48 Speaker 1 So I don't and I'm in the young girls. 59:51 Speaker 1 It's freaking weird. 59:52 Speaker 1 There's no young hot girls, 20 year old. 59:54 Speaker 1 Hell no. I like your beat up body. 59:56 Speaker 1 That's a little pudgy and everything. 59:58 Speaker 1 And go ahead, eat some more food, babe. 1:00:02 Speaker 1 That's how you heard in her head. 1:00:04 Speaker 1 I know it was like, I'm not a I'm not a young hot girl anymore. 1:00:07 Speaker 1 I'm busted up. 1:00:08 Speaker 1 But that's what Chuck loves. 1:00:09 Speaker 1 And they're like, oh, great. Chuck loves me. 1:00:12 Speaker 1 I'm all busted up. 1:00:14 Speaker 1 So funny because I she was cooking at the time. Right. 1:00:17 Speaker 1 And we just got back from using a music park. 1:00:19 Speaker 1 So like, like I showered immediately showered. 1:00:22 Speaker 1 Kids are showering in their rooms or whatever. 1:00:24 Speaker 1 And and I say this to her. 1:00:26 Speaker 1 Right. Well, as soon as I say it to her, she gets like offended. 1:00:30 Speaker 1 So I lean over and I start kissing her and I'm like, I love you. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 You know, I'm giving her a kiss. 1:00:33 Speaker 1 I just I love this little pud right here. 1:00:35 Speaker 1 And I step back and I go 1:00:39 Speaker 1 and, you know, because when somebody sweats all day, you just taste salt. 1:00:42 Speaker 1 You know, oh, yeah. 1:00:44 Speaker 1 And I step back and I go, oh, my God, you taste terrible. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 I said, did you shower yet? 1:00:48 Speaker 1 And she goes, oh, oh, here we go. 1:00:51 Speaker 1 You know, blah, blah, blah. 1:00:53 Speaker 1 Old body haven't showered. I'm dirty. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 And I'm like, oh, God. 1:00:57 Speaker 1 So I got I got a lot of making up to do on that. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 She's like, yes, I did. 1:01:00 Speaker 1 So that's just my old body deteriorating so quick. 1:01:04 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm in the final stage is a decomposition. 1:01:07 Speaker 1 OK, it's not a big deal. 1:01:09 Speaker 1 It's totally sexy, in your opinion. 1:01:10 Speaker 1 Well, I'll probably die on the flight and rot. 1:01:13 Speaker 1 You'll probably still have nasty bastard. 1:01:16 Speaker 1 And then Carter's over there like, hey, can I open my cards? 1:01:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 1:01:22 Speaker 1 Before mom starts thinking of the plane too bad, we got to look at these cards. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 Anyway, that's exactly what happened. 1:01:30 Speaker 1 Oh, yes. 1:01:31 Speaker 1 So that's that's and I got some more stuff. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 You got one more, right? 1:01:35 Speaker 1 On Monday, on Monday, we got we got more content. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 I got I got I got to get to bed. 1:01:39 Speaker 1 It's freaking after midnight here. 1:01:40 Speaker 1 But I do want to remind me on Monday's episode to bring up women 1:01:47 Speaker 1 that get divorced and what they start doing on social media 1:01:51 Speaker 1 that drives me absolutely crazy because it's driving me nuts. 1:01:54 Speaker 1 And I can't wait to talk about it with you. 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, it's like the Charlize Theron situation. 1:02:00 Speaker 1 She's like, I love not being married. 1:02:01 Speaker 1 I got railed by a twenty seven year old the other day. 1:02:03 Speaker 1 It was the greatest thing ever. 1:02:05 Speaker 1 She she posted that that was real. 1:02:08 Speaker 1 That dude, when I tell you the examples I have of Megan's friends 1:02:13 Speaker 1 who are thirty seven who are either divorced or going through it. 1:02:17 Speaker 1 Like I knew before she did. 1:02:19 Speaker 1 Do they they fucking they're just if you've ever had a female cat 1:02:22 Speaker 1 that wasn't spade, that's what they do. 1:02:25 Speaker 1 They just fucking arch their back and put it in front of anybody with a dick. 1:02:28 Speaker 1 Please put something inside of me. 1:02:29 Speaker 1 Please. I can't wait to talk about this. 1:02:31 Speaker 1 This is Monday. Remind me. 1:02:34 Speaker 1 So normally right now we would do the we get our top three for the GTA 1:02:38 Speaker 1 and we do find our winner or whatnot. 1:02:40 Speaker 1 But I want to change it up a little bit 1:02:41 Speaker 1 because I wanted you guys to be a little more involved in it. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 So we're going to continue what we do. 1:02:47 Speaker 1 We're going to we're going to switch it from Tuesday through Friday. 1:02:50 Speaker 1 We're going to play three voicemails a day. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 You guys let us know in the comments down below, 1:02:54 Speaker 1 whether you're on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, iHeartRadio, wherever you're listening. 1:02:58 Speaker 1 Comment who you think the best story was. 1:03:00 Speaker 1 And then we will we will comprise our top three from your comments down below. 1:03:05 Speaker 1 That way you guys kind of get to pick who you think should win, 1:03:07 Speaker 1 who had a good story. 1:03:08 Speaker 1 We get a little more engagement on the socials 1:03:10 Speaker 1 on the Spotify and everything. 1:03:12 Speaker 1 And that way it's just not me and Chuck just picking our favorite three 1:03:14 Speaker 1 and then having Manny choose. 1:03:15 Speaker 1 I think y'all should choose. 1:03:17 Speaker 1 Let us know. Pick a you know, pick who you think that the best is. 1:03:21 Speaker 1 So that way we've got a little more listener interaction and everything going on. 1:03:24 Speaker 1 Then we'll pick the winner on Monday. 1:03:26 Speaker 1 I just think that'd be better. 1:03:26 Speaker 1 That way, everyone's got a good time to listen to all of them over the weekend. 1:03:30 Speaker 1 Come up with your favorite one from the week. 1:03:32 Speaker 1 Comment down below. 1:03:33 Speaker 1 Let us know why you like them and why they should be entered. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 And then we'll see what the top three are between the listeners. 1:03:38 Speaker 1 And then we'll have Manny on on Monday to decipher that 1:03:41 Speaker 1 and walk us through what's going on there. 1:03:43 Speaker 1 I think that's kind of more of a better idea. 1:03:45 Speaker 1 So that way we got a little more listener involvement. 1:03:48 Speaker 1 I love that idea. 1:03:49 Speaker 1 Well, I'm traveling just because it makes my life a lot easier. 1:03:52 Speaker 1 So, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 1:03:53 Speaker 1 It's also been very hard with Chuck in different time zones. 1:03:55 Speaker 1 This might be the latest he's ever recorded as it's fucking what? 1:03:59 Speaker 1 1230 there right now with you. 1:04:01 Speaker 1 Yeah. And I got an old lady in there waiting on me. 1:04:05 Speaker 1 She got body parts falling off right now, man. 1:04:07 Speaker 1 I tell you that I can't wait to, you know, banger gee shits in the bag 1:04:12 Speaker 1 because you're just so old to think your wife doesn't listen. 1:04:16 Speaker 1 But if you are listening to us, you're an hour radio out podcast or Spotify. 1:04:20 Speaker 1 Be sure to lose the five star of you and a follow helps out a good bit. 1:04:23 Speaker 1 It really doesn't. We see you all doing it all the time. 1:04:25 Speaker 1 Even more so now that we're giving away a PS five at 1000 reviews 1:04:28 Speaker 1 on the daily dose show Spotify. 1:04:30 Speaker 1 Just give us a five star. 1:04:30 Speaker 1 Send me a screenshot on Facebook or Instagram. 1:04:33 Speaker 1 We also got the Patreon down below. 1:04:35 Speaker 1 He's ever paid advertising for the show and for doing that scary hookers. 1:04:38 Speaker 1 Heroin buses, bus stuff, bus wraps. 1:04:40 Speaker 1 Bus is working as I know that because the spectrum guy knows us now, which is awesome. 1:04:44 Speaker 1 We also got daily dose show dot com. 1:04:46 Speaker 1 Go over there, get all the information on the show. 1:04:47 Speaker 1 Did you do Nate put that together for us? 1:04:49 Speaker 1 We appreciate it. 1:04:50 Speaker 1 And the merch store as well that Michael Germany put together. 1:04:53 Speaker 1 All the proceeds from that do go to Michael Germany. 1:04:56 Speaker 1 So be sure to go over there, buy a hat, sticker, mug, whatever the hell you need. 1:04:59 Speaker 1 You know, coming up on school time again, back to school supplies. 1:05:02 Speaker 1 Get all your back to school supplies. 1:05:04 Speaker 1 This daily dose show merch. 1:05:05 Speaker 1 Just send your kids to school like that. 1:05:06 Speaker 1 I'm sure it'll start a good conversation up there with the, you know, 1:05:09 Speaker 1 administrative department. 1:05:11 Speaker 1 Don't forget the rumble. 1:05:12 Speaker 1 We're posting everything on rumble as well. 1:05:14 Speaker 1 So we have a backup because YouTube wants to fuck us. 1:05:17 Speaker 1 They're pieces of shit anyway. 1:05:20 Speaker 1 Yeah, I think before we get on out of here. 1:05:22 Speaker 1 Yeah, man, getting up early in the morning to go back to a topless beach. 1:05:25 Speaker 1 It's a different one. 1:05:26 Speaker 1 So everybody just keep harder in your thoughts and know that he'll be having 1:05:31 Speaker 1 a wonderful time. 1:05:32 Speaker 1 Well, I hope the God for Carter is not a black topless beach. 1:05:34 Speaker 1 All right, we'll see you later. Bye. 1:05:36 Speaker 1 Oh, it's down in the week and sleep. 1:05:46 Speaker 1 Time for crazy Mark and Josh and that blue collar shit. 1:05:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, we live it. 1:05:53 Speaker 1 We breathe it. 1:05:55 Speaker 1 We work it till it hurts. 1:05:58 Speaker 1 Just two Georgia boys washing red clay at our search. 1:06:02 Speaker 1 Oh, crazy Mark. 1:06:11 Speaker 1 What's up, Josh? 1:06:12 Speaker 1 How you been? How you been? 1:06:13 Speaker 1 I heard working like a motherfucker. 1:06:15 Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard your company needed somebody to step up and you are the guy I hear. 1:06:21 Speaker 1 I was the only I was the only guy they had. 1:06:22 Speaker 1 It's the only reason why. 1:06:23 Speaker 1 You know, at a certain point in time, it's not about you can't bitch 1:06:26 Speaker 1 about the work you have, the workers you have when they're the only workers. 1:06:30 Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Yeah, for real, for real, as you can see, me and Josh 1:06:34 Speaker 1 are not together in my shop because of his crazy work schedule. 1:06:38 Speaker 1 Josh is staying in a hotel room because he needs to get some sleep. 1:06:41 Speaker 1 He's going right back to work tonight 1:06:42 Speaker 1 instead of driving all the way home and snuggling with his wife. 1:06:46 Speaker 1 Do I need to go there and snuggle with her? 1:06:48 Speaker 1 Well, you know, the kids are at home, so there wouldn't be no snuggling. 1:06:51 Speaker 1 But I do have a pillow over here and I put a pair of crazy mark 1:06:54 Speaker 1 underwear on it that way I could still see them and cuddle with them. 1:06:57 Speaker 1 You're going to snuggle up to them tonight. 1:06:59 Speaker 1 Yes. OK. Have you ever heard of skills USA? 1:07:01 Speaker 1 No, the USA is what you know, when you go to school, 1:07:04 Speaker 1 like when I went to school, I was in advanced classes. 1:07:06 Speaker 1 I took honors. I was taking college courses. 1:07:08 Speaker 1 OK. While I was. 1:07:09 Speaker 1 And then you have the people who got a standard. 1:07:11 Speaker 1 Huh? What happened to you? 1:07:13 Speaker 1 Blue collar working drugs. 1:07:15 Speaker 1 OK. All right. Anyways, 1:07:17 Speaker 1 so they have the trade school is normally they have your skills 1:07:21 Speaker 1 USA classes, which would be your welding, electrical, carpentry. 1:07:25 Speaker 1 OK, I took one of those. 1:07:26 Speaker 1 I was in high school back in the day in 1993, 94. 1:07:30 Speaker 1 So what we talked about in the first episode, what we talked about 1:07:33 Speaker 1 with Michael Germany, with the advance of AI and data centers 1:07:36 Speaker 1 and all that, leaving a hole in the blue collar work industry. 1:07:40 Speaker 1 Yep. Skills USA. 1:07:41 Speaker 1 I want to say they said in the next five years, 1:07:44 Speaker 1 I want to service one million blue collar workers 1:07:47 Speaker 1 and they're wanting to help pay for your tuition, your books, 1:07:52 Speaker 1 everything you need to go to college to learn a trade and become skilled. 1:07:56 Speaker 1 I think a two year degree is about six thousand dollars. 1:07:59 Speaker 1 I think so, too. 1:08:00 Speaker 1 Well, if you look at it, when you go through like when I was going in, 1:08:03 Speaker 1 I was going in to be a heavy diesel engineer and I had to take classes 1:08:07 Speaker 1 and I had to take just regular old heavy diesel classes to mechanical. 1:08:11 Speaker 1 You got it. So you got to pay your tuition. 1:08:12 Speaker 1 You still got to take core classes. You got to buy books. 1:08:14 Speaker 1 You got to buy a computer. 1:08:15 Speaker 1 Then you got to buy your own tools. 1:08:17 Speaker 1 Fucking macro and snap on tools are not fucking cheap. 1:08:21 Speaker 1 Neither is Klein. 1:08:22 Speaker 1 So no, it's not cheap either. 1:08:25 Speaker 1 I just looked up trade school tuition typically ranges from five thousand 1:08:30 Speaker 1 to fifteen thousand were cost vary by program length and specialty tools. 1:08:34 Speaker 1 So welder is about eleven thousand. 1:08:37 Speaker 1 Electrician is about fourteen thousand. 1:08:39 Speaker 1 Cosmetologist is sixteen thousand. 1:08:42 Speaker 1 That's not blue collar work. 1:08:44 Speaker 1 Auto technician twenty five thousand. 1:08:46 Speaker 1 Like you said, you were just talking about your tools, man. 1:08:49 Speaker 1 Twenty five thousand dollars. 1:08:51 Speaker 1 Holy shit. 1:08:52 Speaker 1 So and once you get on up in it, so because like I said, 1:08:54 Speaker 1 I was going to the engineering part of it, right? 1:08:55 Speaker 1 I wanted to design this yet. 1:08:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, you've got to buy diagnostic tools, too. 1:09:00 Speaker 1 And a fucking diag tag tablet is about 10 grand. 1:09:04 Speaker 1 If you're going to get a good one, damn. 1:09:06 Speaker 1 And then you got to get all your programs and all that on there normally. 1:09:09 Speaker 1 Holy shit. 1:09:10 Speaker 1 Well, so and then you got to learn how to use them. 1:09:12 Speaker 1 Because like if you're say you're working on a big rig, 1:09:15 Speaker 1 say you're working on a Volvo, well, Volvo has Volvo tech tool. 1:09:18 Speaker 1 Then I want to say Freightliners with diagnostic link eight. 1:09:22 Speaker 1 So each company has a different one. 1:09:24 Speaker 1 Then there's different systems for the transmissions 1:09:26 Speaker 1 because Freightliners, I want to say, we're putting Mercedes 1:09:29 Speaker 1 transmissions in some of them. 1:09:31 Speaker 1 Your knowledge is better than me about that. 1:09:33 Speaker 1 I don't know. I can fix a plug. 1:09:37 Speaker 1 So I just I see all this stuff about people, you know, 1:09:40 Speaker 1 they're advertising just college, college, college. 1:09:43 Speaker 1 I think that the blue collar, the trade schools 1:09:46 Speaker 1 need to be pushed harder by schools today because that's what we need. 1:09:51 Speaker 1 We do. We do. 1:09:52 Speaker 1 We don't need because sorry, Michael Germany. 1:09:54 Speaker 1 We don't need more of you guys. 1:09:55 Speaker 1 We only need one of you to help us. That's it. Yeah. 1:09:59 Speaker 1 I mean, you look at it, though. 1:10:01 Speaker 1 Eventually, one day we're going to have a lot of fucking accountants 1:10:05 Speaker 1 and no carpenters. That's true. 1:10:07 Speaker 1 Or electricians or plumbers or welders. 1:10:10 Speaker 1 And you just these rich bucks. 1:10:12 Speaker 1 They just all they know is they pay money. 1:10:14 Speaker 1 House gets built. 1:10:15 Speaker 1 They don't realize there's different people involved in building these houses. 1:10:19 Speaker 1 It's true. It's true. 1:10:21 Speaker 1 But yeah, I was able to take a vocational school 1:10:23 Speaker 1 while I was still in high school because our high school bought it out. 1:10:27 Speaker 1 So my program was only like five, six hundred dollars a year. 1:10:31 Speaker 1 Rather than the three thousand or whatever it was back in 1993, 94. 1:10:36 Speaker 1 I don't know what it was then. 1:10:38 Speaker 1 But I was able to graduate high school 1:10:41 Speaker 1 and get my associate's degree in electricity the same year. 1:10:44 Speaker 1 So I didn't have to do any more schooling. 1:10:46 Speaker 1 And that's you got to do my kids out there listening. 1:10:51 Speaker 1 If you got that opportunity, take it. 1:10:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, you're already getting your high school education. 1:10:57 Speaker 1 You got a vocational education all at once. 1:11:00 Speaker 1 If you don't go on it, then so be it. 1:11:03 Speaker 1 But you got something you can fall back on, man. 1:11:05 Speaker 1 Yeah. So then once you get good at what you do, you can name your fucking price. 1:11:09 Speaker 1 Very true. Very. 1:11:10 Speaker 1 And then once you get good with your business and be able to reputation, 1:11:13 Speaker 1 you can say, no, that job is too small for me. 1:11:15 Speaker 1 I don't want to fuck with that. 1:11:16 Speaker 1 It's got to be at least a five thousand dollar job before I fuck with it. 1:11:19 Speaker 1 Kind of like Brandon and his own stuff with his irrigation shit. 1:11:23 Speaker 1 He says, I just keep on jacking the prices up. 1:11:26 Speaker 1 But people will just keep on wanting to use me. 1:11:28 Speaker 1 So if you're good at it, you're good at it. 1:11:30 Speaker 1 Yeah, Brandon is good at it. 1:11:32 Speaker 1 You know, and August is good at it. 1:11:33 Speaker 1 I know I'm good at it. 1:11:35 Speaker 1 I don't know about Chuck and his Chuck might be OK at telling his. 1:11:38 Speaker 1 I think Chuck's just good at giving orders. 1:11:40 Speaker 1 I've never heard about him cutting down trees. 1:11:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, I never heard him cutting it down the tree either. 1:11:45 Speaker 1 The only time I heard him talk about cutting down a tree 1:11:48 Speaker 1 was when he's talking about his buddy was pushing it over 1:11:50 Speaker 1 and he didn't even put fucking gas in the chainsaw. 1:11:52 Speaker 1 So he's not good at it. 1:11:53 Speaker 1 And that it was at his own house, apparently. Yeah. 1:11:57 Speaker 1 So he just has money. 1:11:58 Speaker 1 So I mean, you can be a Donald Trump in life, but Donald Trump still needs workers. 1:12:02 Speaker 1 So get your fucking blue collar degree. 1:12:04 Speaker 1 There you go. 1:12:05 Speaker 1 Josh gives famous words. 1:12:07 Speaker 1 Get your blue collar degree. 1:12:09 Speaker 1 All right, Josh. 1:12:10 Speaker 1 Well, we'll go ahead and record another one later this week. 1:12:13 Speaker 1 Hopefully you guys give us a like, share and follow on Instagram. 1:12:17 Speaker 1 Hopefully it'll be back up. 1:12:18 Speaker 1 It worked in. 1:12:20 Speaker 1 Make sure you guys share blue collar shit on Spotify. 1:12:25 Speaker 1 Give us a review. 1:12:26 Speaker 1 Let us know how we're doing. 1:12:28 Speaker 1 Yeah, a couple of people have been on there. 1:12:30 Speaker 1 We got some pretty good reviews. 1:12:31 Speaker 1 Nothing, nothing negative yet. 1:12:32 Speaker 1 And we got some streamers and we got some downloads. 1:12:36 Speaker 1 Also, remember to get to get a blue collar shit shirt 1:12:38 Speaker 1 because we're going to have that giveaway coming up 1:12:40 Speaker 1 where they can win some free merch. 1:12:42 Speaker 1 Yeah, if you send me on Mark 0376 Instagram, 1:12:47 Speaker 1 a picture of you with blue collar, 1:12:49 Speaker 1 I will put you guys into a drawing to get some crazy Mark merch. 1:12:54 Speaker 1 I'm going to buy you guys some crazy Mark merch. 1:12:56 Speaker 1 If you buy blue collar shit 1:12:58 Speaker 1 and we got some new designs coming up soon for that. 1:13:01 Speaker 1 So, hey, now, also, aren't you getting a Facebook started? 1:13:05 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm going to get a Facebook started for blue collar shit 1:13:07 Speaker 1 since I don't have Facebook for my personal account 1:13:09 Speaker 1 because them sons of bitches won't let me have my own account back 1:13:12 Speaker 1 after somebody hacked it. 1:13:14 Speaker 1 Who would want my account? 1:13:16 Speaker 1 Well, I thought you were Epstein. 1:13:18 Speaker 1 No, I can't say that. 1:13:20 Speaker 1 Oh, my God. 1:13:22 Speaker 1 All right, guys. 1:13:23 Speaker 1 Well, this is crazy Mark, 1:13:25 Speaker 1 and I'm going to tell you guys to stay crazy. 1:13:27 Speaker 1 My friends, that's my new catch phrase. 1:13:30 Speaker 1 Stay crazy, my friends. 1:13:31 Speaker 1 And make sure you give us a like share and follow 1:13:34 Speaker 1 on all social media platforms soon. 1:13:37 Speaker 1 Josh, what do you got to say, bitch? 1:13:39 Speaker 1 I keep fucking going and keep dragging. 1:13:40 Speaker 1 We'll see you fuckers. 1:13:42 Speaker 1 All right. Later.