College Football Employs Lindsay Clancy EP- 385 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-09-08


This transcript was generated locally from the public podcast RSS audio. Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Before we get started, a quick reminder. 0:04 Speaker 1 The thoughts, opinions, wild takes, and bad ideas. 0:10 Speaker 1 Educational life advice you're about to hear, along strictly to us. 0:16 Speaker 1 They do not reflect the views of any sponsors, partners, advertisers, family members, employers, pastors, 0:26 Speaker 1 Officers for anyone else trying to keep it clean 0:32 Speaker 1 If something offends you that sounds like a personal problem now 0:37 Speaker 1 Buckle up and enjoy the show dossers 0:40 Speaker 1 the thoughts and opinions expressed on the show are for comedic purposes only. They are not a reflection of Chuck 0:44 Speaker 1 Meyer's fist will be man's pressure. Enjoy the show, officers. 0:47 Speaker 1 I'll rock you like an STP with a- 0:59 Speaker 1 I would have made it to a Tuesday. It's been a very long weekend. I feel like I haven't taught 1:03 Speaker 1 to y'all in forever. I hope everyone survived and had a great weekend and no one's deader in jail and if they are 1:08 Speaker 1 I hope you call the Aurora Law Firm or God a preacher, you know, so you know I ended up in hell. But 1:14 Speaker 1 we appreciate you listening. My name is Brandon Thrasher, it's the day that I was a show over this Chuck Charles Iron Fist. 1:18 Speaker 1 How you doing it was a long weekend dude. It was it was like a lot happened this weekend now 1:24 Speaker 1 I'm wearing my Michigan shirt for obvious reasons which I'm sure we're gonna get into oh 1:29 Speaker 1 I'm just they can't even go one game without cheap 1:32 Speaker 1 Here we go. We'll get that later on but no like I said 1:35 Speaker 1 We just I guess we'll just I'll start on my weekend and then when we kind of cross over then I'll start with Friday 1:40 Speaker 1 So Friday, you know, we had to get prepared for the party on Saturday for August's birthday 1:44 Speaker 1 I turned out to be $400. 1:47 Speaker 1 I guess Shrimp's going up a lot. 1:48 Speaker 1 It was $400 for like 20-something people. 1:50 Speaker 1 I was like, dang, comes out about $20 a person, I guess. 1:52 Speaker 1 What? Too bad. 1:53 Speaker 1 It was a party. 1:54 Speaker 1 I want to see everybody. 1:55 Speaker 1 It was August's birthday. 1:55 Speaker 1 So Friday I was tasked with going to get the lawnmower, 1:58 Speaker 1 cutting the grass, getting all the tables, all the chairs, 2:00 Speaker 1 bringing them over. 2:01 Speaker 1 And then one of my favorite amigos that likes 2:04 Speaker 1 to rent the machine is like, Mr. Brandon, 2:05 Speaker 1 can I get the machine set today? 2:07 Speaker 1 I'm like, how many days you need it, Junior? 2:09 Speaker 1 He's like, who? 2:10 Speaker 1 I'm like, OK. 2:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, I hear that. 2:12 Speaker 1 What's going on there? 2:13 Speaker 1 That's not, sorry. 2:14 Speaker 1 That's my daughter moving to chairs, 2:15 Speaker 1 loudly as possible. 2:16 Speaker 1 Yeah, just dragging across the floor. 2:19 Speaker 1 But no, so, but I had a predicament, you know, 2:22 Speaker 1 a lot of times in my life, you know, my entire life, 2:25 Speaker 1 I've always had to work around my dad's sleep schedule. 2:27 Speaker 1 Cause sometimes he's midnight, 2:29 Speaker 1 so he's sleeping all day and I can't wake him up 2:31 Speaker 1 or he gets really mad or it's day shift 2:33 Speaker 1 and I can't go over there too later, I wake him up. 2:35 Speaker 1 So I had to go back over after I cut the grass 2:38 Speaker 1 at like six o'clock, six 30, load the machine up, 2:40 Speaker 1 I'm driving all the way back to the house, park it there. 2:43 Speaker 1 And then the next day I had to wake up on Saturday, 2:45 Speaker 1 drive it to the customers house, drop it off, 2:47 Speaker 1 you got a tight ass fucking driveway. 2:49 Speaker 1 And then I had to go buy a TV at Best Buy. 2:51 Speaker 1 I was gonna get a projector, 2:53 Speaker 1 but their options was a $300 one or a $3,000 one. 2:56 Speaker 1 And I feel like I kind of need something 2:57 Speaker 1 probably in the middle. 2:58 Speaker 1 You know, I don't really feel like 2:59 Speaker 1 dropping three grand on a projector and it exploded. 3:01 Speaker 1 But I talked to the guy there, he's very helpful. 3:04 Speaker 1 I couldn't fit it in the back seat 3:05 Speaker 1 because the TV is too big, 3:06 Speaker 1 couldn't fit in the bed of the truck. 3:07 Speaker 1 I got too much shit in there, 3:08 Speaker 1 but I still had the trailer. 3:10 Speaker 1 And so I put it on the trailer, but I realized I didn't have a strap. So I got this motherfucker chain down 3:14 Speaker 1 I don't know if you saw the picture I had this bitch chain on the back of the 3:17 Speaker 1 Everyone's looking at me crazy as fuck. I got like a fifty thousand pound chain holding down this TV 3:22 Speaker 1 But did you did you lay it down on its side? 3:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought you can't do that. I thought that was like it destroys them that's fridgerators 3:30 Speaker 1 Fridgerators you got to keep up and down or all the free onal 3:32 Speaker 1 I you know they might have redesigned the fridges the new ones nowadays 3:35 Speaker 1 But I remember back in the day used to have to keep the fridge is standing straight up or the free on when getting the wrong place 3:40 Speaker 1 and it would blow up. 3:41 Speaker 1 Well, yeah, because Josh, the Josh Wilson who did the job for this last weekend, the last 3:46 Speaker 1 week, he gave me an air conditioning unit for Carter. 3:49 Speaker 1 It's like a little tiny air conditioning unit goes on the side of your house and then 3:52 Speaker 1 Oh, then he split. 3:53 Speaker 1 I guess. 3:54 Speaker 1 I don't know what it is. 3:55 Speaker 1 I don't know how to install it either, but we'll figure that out later. 3:57 Speaker 1 But he's watching me because he opened his garage door for me to grab it when I was there 4:02 Speaker 1 and he's watching me put it in my truck. 4:04 Speaker 1 So I'm just struggling with this thing because it's pretty heavy. 4:07 Speaker 1 I get it in the backseat and I'm rolling out of this dude's driveway and he goes, he calls 4:12 Speaker 1 me he goes, Hey man, you didn't lay it on its side. Did you? I said, well, I know why 4:17 Speaker 1 he goes off you blade on its side, man. It's room forever. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Let 4:21 Speaker 1 me know. I don't know. That used to be like a old wife's like used to be a problem back 4:26 Speaker 1 in the day because I don't think they had like check files and shit for the free on. I don't 4:30 Speaker 1 know if it's still a problem nowadays. You're not supposed to have anything he's got free 4:32 Speaker 1 on and I'm supposed to lay it on its side or anything. Because I figured they would have 4:36 Speaker 1 made advances in the past, you know, 20 years when it came to refrigerators and air conditioning 4:40 Speaker 1 that it would be okay now. But I'm still always worried. Just like, yeah, maybe need to keep 4:44 Speaker 1 it straight up and down. The fridges are the worst, man. I, uh, you got to, you know, you 4:48 Speaker 1 got to drive how to drive one up a fucking mountain to a cabin one time with it straight 4:52 Speaker 1 and straight up and down. I'm going like, you know, 40 degrees up this fucking hill. I'm 4:55 Speaker 1 like, you got God, if this thing falls out the back of the truck, I'm just leaving it. 4:58 Speaker 1 I'm just getting the fuck out. 4:59 Speaker 1 So the TV you got, I take it. It was not a plasma TV. They don't, they don't make those 5:03 Speaker 1 anymore. But I think that's the one we're thinking of. I think the plasma TV, you know, 5:06 Speaker 1 were the ones that you can't lay down on the back or sideways or whatever. 5:10 Speaker 1 Yeah, Plasma was a terrible idea there for like three years. 5:13 Speaker 1 Like the room I remember had to be super fucking dark and they got hot as a motherfucker. 5:18 Speaker 1 I don't know what they were doing in there. 5:19 Speaker 1 I mean, you had like the keyboard elves in there running around or something like that. 5:22 Speaker 1 And they weighed like 200 pounds. 5:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, keyboard elves in there is a switchboard for every single fucking pixel. 5:27 Speaker 1 But now, now, now, the new thing is like Q lead or OLED. 5:32 Speaker 1 But no, I got a, what is it? 5:33 Speaker 1 65 inch TCL Roku. It's like 4k Q lead that we had to get one for outside. And then the one of my basement went out shortly after the homeless Super Bowl party, which I'd planned for. 5:43 Speaker 1 And like two months later. But I got this one. So we're good to go. 5:46 Speaker 1 So you guys, you guys had your party. You had a projector and a TV? 5:49 Speaker 1 No, I never got the projector because the very nerdy. He's very nerdy, but he's very helpful. 5:53 Speaker 1 You know, I try to find him every time I go to the best buy when it comes to the speakers and TVs and whatnot. 5:57 Speaker 1 And he tells me all the good ones and the bad ones. So he's like, yeah, that projector won't be bright enough for outside. 6:02 Speaker 1 I'm like, he's like, we have this $3,000 one that'll do anything you want. 6:05 Speaker 1 I'm like, yeah, I don't think I want to spend three ground of projector right now, bro, 6:08 Speaker 1 but maybe later, maybe later. 6:09 Speaker 1 So I got the TV and that worked pretty well. 6:11 Speaker 1 We had to easy up over it. 6:12 Speaker 1 It was a hot fucking day, though. 6:13 Speaker 1 I'll tell you that. 6:14 Speaker 1 It was like a hundred five degree feel like and we're all sweating and drinking and 6:17 Speaker 1 dying. 6:17 Speaker 1 This was on Saturday, right? 6:19 Speaker 1 Yeah, this one Saturday. 6:20 Speaker 1 But I say before that on Friday, though, I remember I got back to the house and 6:23 Speaker 1 crazy Mark had to show up because he wanted to get his airpods, his bowling 6:26 Speaker 1 ball and his weed out of his ranger because it's still here. 6:28 Speaker 1 It's been here like a month. 6:29 Speaker 1 So he bugging. 6:30 Speaker 1 he hung out for a while with us. He sat on the porch and drank with us for a while. 6:34 Speaker 1 Obviously he drank coke's drink. Did he take? Did he take the van back or did he take his 6:38 Speaker 1 Ranger back? I didn't take either one of them back. He was working down in Greenville 6:42 Speaker 1 like 30 minutes past where we live. So he's in his boss's truck or company truck, whatever 6:46 Speaker 1 it is. So he just came out against weed and his molymbal and his airpots. Yeah. Freaking 6:51 Speaker 1 weirdo. And then he told me about how you canceled your party. So he's all sad about 6:55 Speaker 1 that. So I didn't cancel my party. My, my, my party just didn't happen the way I thought 6:59 Speaker 1 it was gonna happen and I didn't mean to text him and get his hopes up. 7:02 Speaker 1 Like, as soon as I texted him, dude, it was over. 7:06 Speaker 1 Well, the next day on Saturday, I realized we had some people that were dropping off, 7:09 Speaker 1 about four people that weren't gonna make it. 7:11 Speaker 1 So I texted Crazy Mark. 7:12 Speaker 1 I was like, crazy, you wanna come to the party? 7:13 Speaker 1 He's like, oh my God, I would love to. 7:15 Speaker 1 I didn't wanna invite myself. 7:16 Speaker 1 He's like, I'll be there two hours. 7:17 Speaker 1 I gotta go fill up my cooler fella ice and coke and I'm on the way. 7:20 Speaker 1 I'm like, okay, all right. 7:21 Speaker 1 So he came and hung out with you. 7:23 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, yeah, he was a, you know, he's a good life of the party guy. 7:26 Speaker 1 You know, he's always crazy, you know, especially with the new people. 7:29 Speaker 1 And he's just kind of like a, he's like a performer 7:32 Speaker 1 that you don't have to pay, you know? 7:34 Speaker 1 He just like, it's like I'm a, 7:35 Speaker 1 having a magician at your party. 7:36 Speaker 1 It's kind of like having a crazy mark there. 7:38 Speaker 1 He's got to pull his pants down to show you his underwear, 7:40 Speaker 1 you know, everybody that comes, 7:41 Speaker 1 he's got to show them their underwear. 7:43 Speaker 1 He met Deaf Auger's mom, which was crazy. 7:45 Speaker 1 I never knew those two would cross pass ever. 7:48 Speaker 1 It's kind of like, it's like when you're young 7:50 Speaker 1 in a school and you don't know like your cousins, 7:52 Speaker 1 know your other cousins, you're like, 7:53 Speaker 1 holy shit, you guys know each other? 7:54 Speaker 1 Or like your grandparents, though, 7:55 Speaker 1 your other grandparents, like, 7:56 Speaker 1 I thought y'all were just like on completely different sides of the world 8:00 Speaker 1 That's how what yeah, he sent me a picture 8:02 Speaker 1 It was a picture of him sitting in his truck with a picture of your house and he said guess where I am right? 8:08 Speaker 1 I 8:09 Speaker 1 Know what Brandon's house looks like what do I have to guess where you are? 8:12 Speaker 1 So he was very excited to be there 8:14 Speaker 1 I know I know Friday because we you know as you guys know my my wife 8:18 Speaker 1 I forgot our 15 went anniversary. I forgot it just it's not that I forgot 8:22 Speaker 1 It's I forgot the exact day that it happens because 8:26 Speaker 1 his birthday is August 30th. 8:28 Speaker 1 What? 8:29 Speaker 1 I just forgot I cared. 8:30 Speaker 1 You know, I forgot. 8:31 Speaker 1 I forgot I was supposed to do something. 8:32 Speaker 1 Apparently I was supposed to buy her stuff. 8:34 Speaker 1 Apparently I failed because I didn't get her anything. 8:36 Speaker 1 I got her flowers and they cost $27, which I feel like that's a lot of money for flowers. 8:39 Speaker 1 You got her awesome experience watching the braise sweep LA Dodgers. 8:43 Speaker 1 I mean, come on now. 8:44 Speaker 1 I did. 8:45 Speaker 1 I did. 8:46 Speaker 1 I see and that's what I told her. 8:47 Speaker 1 I said, I also booked us Panama City Beach. 8:48 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 8:49 Speaker 1 She goes, that's fall break. 8:50 Speaker 1 I said, it's kind of a trip for us, you know? 8:52 Speaker 1 So we'd plan on going out to see, well, I had to get on open table or whatever. 8:59 Speaker 1 Is that what it's called? 9:00 Speaker 1 Open table? 9:01 Speaker 1 I don't know what the fuck is that? 9:02 Speaker 1 Is that a booking service? 9:03 Speaker 1 It's some site you get on and you can book a reservation at any restaurant anywhere in 9:08 Speaker 1 the world, right? 9:09 Speaker 1 You know, I don't be going places. 9:10 Speaker 1 I got to have a reservation. 9:11 Speaker 1 Well, I don't either. 9:13 Speaker 1 But that once I knew I forgot the anniversary, I said, okay, I got a book, a reservation. 9:19 Speaker 1 So she knows I'm serious about celebrating this huge 15 wedding 9:24 Speaker 1 anniversary, you know, it's a big deal. 9:26 Speaker 1 So I went and I booked a season 52 because if you book something on a 9:31 Speaker 1 Wednesday for the weekend coming up, you're not going to get me the top 9:34 Speaker 1 notch stuff. 9:35 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 9:35 Speaker 1 Like everything, everything was booked. 9:37 Speaker 1 But we're going to go three stars open. 9:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:38 Speaker 1 Yeah. 9:39 Speaker 1 It was it was three stars. 9:40 Speaker 1 Oh, it was three dollar signs. 9:42 Speaker 1 So I don't know what that means. 9:44 Speaker 1 I think it just means it's kind of expensive, but it's not five. 9:47 Speaker 1 I think that means you're going to spend triple digits for two people. 9:51 Speaker 1 I don't know if that's for one person or if that's supposed to be for two people. 9:54 Speaker 1 That's that's about right. 9:55 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. 9:55 Speaker 1 I think that I think that that was definitely there. 9:58 Speaker 1 And so so I booked it. 10:00 Speaker 1 So she's all excited. 10:01 Speaker 1 We're going out for anniversary and we get, you know, we get dressed up and, you know, 10:05 Speaker 1 we go out and we have a friend that drives Uber and she's also a teacher and she's 10:11 Speaker 1 going through a divorce. 10:12 Speaker 1 So we called her and we said, Hey, can you come get us tickets to the restaurant and we'll just 10:16 Speaker 1 just pay you cash. She's like, absolutely. So she takes us. 10:20 Speaker 1 Everything's going great, dude. We get to seasons 52. And I'm like, Hey, 10:24 Speaker 1 we got a reservation for seven o'clock. You know, I'm giving them their like, 10:27 Speaker 1 no, you don't. 10:29 Speaker 1 You booked the one in Clemson. I said I do. I said, I do. And here's the text 10:34 Speaker 1 message. And it says like, you know, thank you for booking your reservation at 10:38 Speaker 1 season 52, blah, blah. And the lady looks at it and she goes, yeah, 10:44 Speaker 1 you need to read the text message under that. 10:47 Speaker 1 And I look at the one under it and it says, 10:49 Speaker 1 and it was sent the day before it and says, 10:51 Speaker 1 to confirm your reservation, please text one, right? 10:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, what? 10:57 Speaker 1 And she goes, yeah, you needed to press one 10:59 Speaker 1 or it cancels the reservation. 11:01 Speaker 1 Look, who does this to a guy that has no idea what he's doing? 11:05 Speaker 1 And now you're telling me I gotta like correspond with you 11:08 Speaker 1 after I make the reservation? 11:10 Speaker 1 So I raise, I raise hell in this place. 11:12 Speaker 1 I thought you stopped using third party apps after your fucking traveling fiasco. Okay. I don't compare this to traveling 11:20 Speaker 1 What do you mean to do I'm not calling the restaurant? That's I don't I'd be the best way to do it 11:24 Speaker 1 But hey my name's Chuck and I'm gonna be there with my wife on this day this time will that work and I think damn 11:29 Speaker 1 They think you're serious, you know, that's like classy back in the day that I'm sure they hate this random open app 11:34 Speaker 1 Red door fin app that randomly randomly sends them shit. I'm sure they do too 11:39 Speaker 1 But I found it and it worked and I thought I was good but to make me come back and send you a one 11:45 Speaker 1 After I obviously went to all the trouble to book it so now I'm pissed and I'm like look lady 11:50 Speaker 1 This is my 15th wedding anniversary 11:52 Speaker 1 You're gonna get us a table and she's like oh well, you know 11:55 Speaker 1 You're the one who and she's like kind of like pushing back on me like mitt like belittling me in front of Megan 12:00 Speaker 1 She's like well. You're the one that didn't push one like what is going on so Megan of course is over there going 12:05 Speaker 1 He does this all the time. I don't know why I let him do these things, right? 12:09 Speaker 1 So I'm like losing in this battle, but they did see this. It was wonderful. We were able to get everything we wanted 12:15 Speaker 1 I got the filet and Megan got a I don't know Cobb salad or something 12:20 Speaker 1 We even got a a flight of wine of red wine, which is very nice very classy because you get to do a whole like 12:27 Speaker 1 Smell it and see it 12:29 Speaker 1 She is one of the experience right? 12:30 Speaker 1 I mean you don't go somewhere wanting good food and get a cop salad. I mean that seems outrageous. That seems crazy 12:35 Speaker 1 And it was like thirty seven dollars 12:38 Speaker 1 It's so dumb 12:40 Speaker 1 Back there making his fucking self what the hell's going on it? It was terrible, but anyway, so we're sitting here 12:45 Speaker 1 We're halfway through our meal and I don't know if you remember this was on Saturday 12:48 Speaker 1 So do you remember the storms that did you guys have storms down there in Newnan, Georgia? 12:52 Speaker 1 We live like in a weird anomaly area like where as soon as they get to us they usually split off or like right in the 12:57 Speaker 1 So we see him on the left and we see him on the right all the time, but we rarely get really hit with what? 13:01 Speaker 1 Oh my god, dude. It was so bad. I mean it was it was like a tornado up here. So we're sitting at dinner 13:07 Speaker 1 We're an hour into our meal, you know, it's and it was very romantic. It was very nice and all of a sudden dude 13:13 Speaker 1 My phone is just blow it up, right? 13:15 Speaker 1 But I'm not answering it because I'm a good husband and I just like you know, whatever 13:23 Speaker 1 So all of a sudden somebody texts me and they said hey a tree just fell on my house 13:27 Speaker 1 Right. And his name's Aaron. He's a he owns a he owns a contract company and he gives us a lot of work 13:32 Speaker 1 And so I see this and I looked at Megan. I said, hey, look, this is a business decision 13:37 Speaker 1 Okay, I need to go make some phone calls 13:40 Speaker 1 Are you gonna be pissed if I leave you at this dinner for 20 minutes or whatever? 13:44 Speaker 1 She's like go make your calls. I was like, okay, good. So I went out there took care of it. Oh my god 13:50 Speaker 1 Dude, so many trees fell on houses. It was I think we ended up and at this point 13:54 Speaker 1 I've already had my flight of wines. 13:57 Speaker 1 I've already had two or three motor lights. 13:59 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm in no condition to take a crew, 14:01 Speaker 1 to take a tree off a house at all. 14:03 Speaker 1 Go ahead. 14:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. 14:04 Speaker 1 Wait, so did you send them out there that night, 14:05 Speaker 1 or were you just like, oh, it's still there tomorrow. 14:07 Speaker 1 We got you. 14:08 Speaker 1 So I sent them out there that night. 14:10 Speaker 1 And I called one of the ombres that's good. 14:15 Speaker 1 Hold on, how does that work though? 14:16 Speaker 1 Because I mean, you know, Mexicans love to fucking drink. 14:19 Speaker 1 So are they hammered going there? 14:20 Speaker 1 Or are they just like, find one guy who's the least hammered 14:22 Speaker 1 in the day drive? 14:23 Speaker 1 That's the best part. 14:24 Speaker 1 So they, they, this was the same crew that had worked on Josh Wilson's house, the listener 14:30 Speaker 1 that we'd done this huge jobs. 14:31 Speaker 1 They had just finished at six o'clock at night. 14:35 Speaker 1 They're driving back to Alfreda to put the trucks back in and drink their services. 14:40 Speaker 1 And I get this call. 14:41 Speaker 1 It's 715 at this point and I'm at seasons 52 and they're like, and this guy's like, look, 14:46 Speaker 1 dude, tree in my house. 14:47 Speaker 1 It's already caving my wall. 14:49 Speaker 1 Like my living, like my wall is going to fall down and we're all going to die. 14:52 Speaker 1 And I said, okay, let me make a phone call. 14:54 Speaker 1 So I called the crew and I said, 14:56 Speaker 1 Hey man, like where are you guys at? 14:57 Speaker 1 They said, oh, we're 10 minutes from the yard. 14:59 Speaker 1 So like these dudes are like, I know, I hate to say this, 15:01 Speaker 1 but I can say it on the, we have a disclaimer. 15:04 Speaker 1 Zero chance they weren't in the back of that truck 15:06 Speaker 1 drinking surveys at this point. 15:08 Speaker 1 Yeah, hammered. 15:09 Speaker 1 But they're back there having, you know, 15:11 Speaker 1 cause I mean, dude, it's over, right? 15:12 Speaker 1 They knew they had two days off, 15:13 Speaker 1 which they never get Sunday and Monday for Labor Day. 15:17 Speaker 1 So I said, look, I need this done. 15:19 Speaker 1 Can you guys do it? 15:20 Speaker 1 Like you guys are the only crew that's still out. 15:23 Speaker 1 Can you do it? 15:24 Speaker 1 Can you do it? 15:25 Speaker 1 And they get paid double time. 15:26 Speaker 1 And of course, you know, they're like, oh, yes, bunch of we can do it. 15:29 Speaker 1 Right here in the background. 15:30 Speaker 1 He just like, but you say one of us need to drive. 15:33 Speaker 1 Who's at the least? 15:34 Speaker 1 Marco, you've had seven or you drive, you drive. 15:37 Speaker 1 So so they go and do it, right? 15:40 Speaker 1 I get a text from the customer. 15:42 Speaker 1 45 minutes later. 15:44 Speaker 1 And he goes, Hey, man, I don't know if this is normal, but one of the trees that was on 15:48 Speaker 1 my house, the guys cut it. 15:51 Speaker 1 And it hit my house in another place that wasn't damaged by the original jury. 15:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, it'll happen. 15:57 Speaker 1 That'll happen on the big jobs. 15:59 Speaker 1 Oh my God. 16:02 Speaker 1 So any it all worked out. 16:03 Speaker 1 They were able to take care of everything. 16:05 Speaker 1 There was no extra damage to his house. 16:06 Speaker 1 But you just got to tell them, but we don't fucking tell the insurance company that. 16:11 Speaker 1 They're like, how did how did the bottom of your basement over here get destroyed? 16:16 Speaker 1 He's like, I have no idea. 16:18 Speaker 1 That's weird. 16:19 Speaker 1 A long, long, long. 16:20 Speaker 1 Secret train. 16:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, secret train. 16:22 Speaker 1 So, so we, yeah, we took care of that. 16:25 Speaker 1 And then we came back and we, you know, we had our, you know, just chilled whatever. 16:28 Speaker 1 And then Sunday, this is when Mark, you know, he wanted, I thought we were going to have 16:32 Speaker 1 a, I didn't know what was going on. 16:34 Speaker 1 I'm not part of the planning party of this house. 16:37 Speaker 1 And Megan said, Hey, we're going to have some friends. 16:39 Speaker 1 Oh, we're going to go to a friend's house because they're making ribs. 16:42 Speaker 1 And I said, dude, I love ribs. 16:44 Speaker 1 I'm down with that. 16:45 Speaker 1 So after I tell, after she told me that, I texted Mark and I said, Hey, man, like, 16:49 Speaker 1 We're not having a party like we're not doing anything. I can't I don't need us to come over and and he keeps telling me 16:54 Speaker 1 I don't forget you owe me money, you know, and I know you talk about that too 16:58 Speaker 1 I 16:59 Speaker 1 Do I send him a hundred dollars whenever I feel like it and I just sold them a couple weeks ago 17:03 Speaker 1 No, I've stirred the pot again that and he said someone else 17:06 Speaker 1 So it was supposed to owe you money you're supposed to have him send him money instead and you're like how much money to send you 17:10 Speaker 1 He's only 200 what the fuck yeah, yeah, I had I had a customer I had a customer's out him instead of me 17:16 Speaker 1 I'm just complicating the shit out of it. 17:19 Speaker 1 I try. 17:20 Speaker 1 The longer I can complicate it, the less I'll owe him in the long run. 17:24 Speaker 1 But I sit in the $100 and now you won't shut up about it. 17:26 Speaker 1 He's like, ah, I'm now you tell owe me any screenshot in our text. 17:29 Speaker 1 I'm like, dude, are we even friends? 17:30 Speaker 1 You know, like, why are you screenshotting our text? 17:33 Speaker 1 It's like recording our conversations. 17:34 Speaker 1 I can't even trust you, dude. 17:36 Speaker 1 So at that point, I'm like, whatever, we're not going to have them over. 17:40 Speaker 1 So we're, because I don't want to try to collect. 17:44 Speaker 1 So we're hanging out and our friends are coming out there like, hey, we're going to come to 17:47 Speaker 1 your house. 17:48 Speaker 1 I'm like, Oh God, break their heads there. 17:50 Speaker 1 Or do they burn the shit out of them that took 13 hours to cook? 17:52 Speaker 1 They brought the ribs here. 17:54 Speaker 1 So they, but they'd already had them cooked. 17:55 Speaker 1 So they were already cooked every like that. 17:57 Speaker 1 So fire break, as you know, and we've talked about fire break. 18:02 Speaker 1 Is he still there? 18:03 Speaker 1 So kind of, kind of. 18:06 Speaker 1 This is one of the time between me and the fucking crazy chicken Tennessee. 18:11 Speaker 1 Okay. 18:12 Speaker 1 So that that's where we. 18:13 Speaker 1 So Firebreak is like, hey man, what are you doing? 18:15 Speaker 1 I'm not doing anything. 18:16 Speaker 1 And I just want to be somewhere. 18:18 Speaker 1 And I said, dude, all right, why aren't you going to Nashville? 18:19 Speaker 1 And he's like, oh, he's got some long story, 18:21 Speaker 1 but I had to break up with her. 18:23 Speaker 1 It got crazy. 18:24 Speaker 1 And she's a psychopath and this and that. 18:26 Speaker 1 And I said, Ryan's find that out. 18:28 Speaker 1 I asked every question he denied all of it. 18:31 Speaker 1 But remember the Uber driver we had on Saturday 18:35 Speaker 1 from me and Megan's anniversary is a single lady 18:40 Speaker 1 that is going through divorce and she was like, dude, this is perfect. 18:44 Speaker 1 Oh, see, when he first when he first said it, I thought I really thought it was 18:47 Speaker 1 Patrick's wife also going through divorce. 18:49 Speaker 1 I'm like, oh, I just helping out both of them. 18:50 Speaker 1 She's driving and he's just living in your house. 18:52 Speaker 1 I don't do that. 18:53 Speaker 1 No, no. 18:53 Speaker 1 So we had her come over and we set up like this blind date thing, right? 18:59 Speaker 1 And she brought her son and it was it was really, really a great time. 19:04 Speaker 1 The only thing that ruined it. 19:06 Speaker 1 So everybody's having a good time. 19:07 Speaker 1 Well, as you guys know, if you've paid attention to the social media and the Facebook and all 19:11 Speaker 1 that, we have a fantasy football league that the Daily Doge show is doing. 19:16 Speaker 1 Because Carter wants to play fantasy football his first time ever, right? 19:21 Speaker 1 He's never done this on his own. 19:23 Speaker 1 And so Michael Germany was kind enough to do all this, put it all together, get a bunch 19:27 Speaker 1 of listeners that are in it in the league. 19:29 Speaker 1 And so last night, Germany had set the draft for, I don't know, like 930 or something like 19:35 Speaker 1 that last night. 19:36 Speaker 1 Yeah, it was something late. 19:37 Speaker 1 know anything about it to like 12 o'clock the day before. 19:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, what's going on here? 19:41 Speaker 1 So so Carter, so mind you, Firebreak is trying to spit game to this young lady 19:48 Speaker 1 who's she's from Dominican Republic. 19:50 Speaker 1 She's very Spanish. 19:53 Speaker 1 Right. 19:53 Speaker 1 No, not dark. 19:54 Speaker 1 Just, you know, I mean, like I just thought she keeps calling Thanksgiving. 19:58 Speaker 1 Tanksgiving. 19:59 Speaker 1 And I really enjoyed that. 20:03 Speaker 1 I said what I said what holidays in November? 20:05 Speaker 1 And she's like, Thanksgiving. 20:06 Speaker 1 tanks giving them. Oh, they don't do Hs there. I guess not. She can't say that. There's a few 20:12 Speaker 1 other words we found, but that's the one that like is like touching Haiti, right? They're 20:15 Speaker 1 like on the same island. Yes. Yes. Yes. Is your astronaut hamburger? No, I just, oh, I mean, 20:22 Speaker 1 I didn't I tried not to I put on I played a lot of Enrique Iglesias and I tried to set 20:28 Speaker 1 the mood the best I could and it was working like they hit it off and around nine o'clock 20:33 Speaker 1 Carter comes out and he's got his his iPad and he's like dad I need you to help me with my draft 20:40 Speaker 1 And I'm not doing it like this is this is your draft so he looks at firebreak and he's like fire break 20:48 Speaker 1 He's like Patrick Patrick can you help me with my draft and you know at this point Patrick is trying to seal 20:55 Speaker 1 the deal right with this young lady and 20:58 Speaker 1 And to his credit dude gets out of the pool 21:01 Speaker 1 runs out to his truck, grabs his laptop, comes in and sets up his, like, a draft central for Carter, right? 21:09 Speaker 1 Now, I didn't really have much to do with the draft. I was paying attention, kind of, they were up on the deck doing their thing. 21:15 Speaker 1 But when it was all said and done, Carter gets a C on his draft, and he's devastated. He's so devastated that he's so... 21:23 Speaker 1 What's that mean? They write your draft, I guess? 21:27 Speaker 1 Yeah, did you not see yours auto you you did an auto pick you didn't even do it every I'm figuring you out 21:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm gonna say that's the smartest way to fucking do it though 21:35 Speaker 1 You can be computer knows everything all right my theory is I did back in the economics in 12th grade 21:40 Speaker 1 We did like a simulated stock market thing where they give us two hundred thousand dollars 21:43 Speaker 1 And he just invested you have all these people that like making trades and shit like this 21:46 Speaker 1 I didn't touch that motherfucker for three months and at the very end the guys like right in the rest 21:51 Speaker 1 You're in first place. I'm like fuck. Yeah, baby. Just put it. Let's set it and forget it is a fuck 21:55 Speaker 1 That's how you do it. 21:56 Speaker 1 Let the computer do it all of it. 21:58 Speaker 1 Well, Carter can't do that. 21:59 Speaker 1 And I think it's funny because Kyle, 22:01 Speaker 1 who's another listener that's in the fantasy league, 22:04 Speaker 1 he's just blowing up everybody. 22:06 Speaker 1 He's like, 22:08 Speaker 1 Brendan's on auto pick, 22:09 Speaker 1 and Carter's on auto pick. 22:11 Speaker 1 Carter's on auto pick. 22:12 Speaker 1 Yeah, he's like the fucking commissioner or some shit. 22:15 Speaker 1 And he's waiting at the last second. 22:16 Speaker 1 Like he was stressing over everything. 22:20 Speaker 1 So he gets his grade, 22:21 Speaker 1 see Brandon got a C. 22:23 Speaker 1 And I? 22:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, Michael Germany got, which is weird. 22:26 Speaker 1 You got to see the computer did it for you. 22:28 Speaker 1 You should totally write like read an email to ESPN. 22:31 Speaker 1 Like, how does that even happen? 22:32 Speaker 1 The Kyle got an F, which is like your favorite part. 22:37 Speaker 1 He's the one that was complaining. 22:39 Speaker 1 Like, why are these guys not drafted? 22:40 Speaker 1 And then he gets an F. 22:42 Speaker 1 So they did the draft last night. 22:44 Speaker 1 It did work out. 22:45 Speaker 1 Firebreak was able to get back in the pool 22:46 Speaker 1 with this young lady. 22:48 Speaker 1 And from what I understand, right now, 22:50 Speaker 1 they are miniature golfing. 22:52 Speaker 1 So they're on their first date right now. 22:53 Speaker 1 So we're hoping to bring the kid in the bag along also that time or no. 22:57 Speaker 1 She did. 22:58 Speaker 1 She did not. 22:59 Speaker 1 I think the kids with his dad and the biggest stress that came up last night. 23:04 Speaker 1 And I'm going to ask you this because I don't really know if I'm right. 23:08 Speaker 1 So she was talking to Patrick in the pool about how she wants to have more kids 23:12 Speaker 1 because she's like 36. 23:14 Speaker 1 She's got one son and she's just Spanish. 23:16 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:17 Speaker 1 She's like, I want more kids. 23:18 Speaker 1 I want to have at least two more, maybe three. 23:21 Speaker 1 All this. 23:22 Speaker 1 Well, Patrick's got to dissect me. 23:23 Speaker 1 And so he's like, yo dude, like, do I tell her? 23:28 Speaker 1 We barbed firm, maybe. 23:30 Speaker 1 And I said, no, you do not. 23:33 Speaker 1 You don't even act like that vasectomy ever happened. 23:35 Speaker 1 Because then you don't have a kid with her. 23:38 Speaker 1 What? 23:38 Speaker 1 I don't think it's more about you can always get it reversed. 23:44 Speaker 1 But if you tell her you have a vasectomy, you're done. 23:47 Speaker 1 Like she's not going to go out with you. 23:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 23:49 Speaker 1 And you've got to be careful with the Hispanics. 23:50 Speaker 1 Because they're very fertile. 23:51 Speaker 1 So he might date her for like three months and realize, you know, he doesn't like her, you know, but thank God, he didn't get her pregnant during that time. 23:56 Speaker 1 Then it'd be a whole fiasco. 23:58 Speaker 1 Well, he can't. 23:59 Speaker 1 I know that's good though, but she'll think he's trying, but he won't be. 24:02 Speaker 1 Or he'll still say he's trying. 24:03 Speaker 1 I mean, oh, no, what's wrong with me? 24:04 Speaker 1 I'll go to the doctor. 24:05 Speaker 1 I think it's actually good because like the first time they like stay over wherever and do whatever, he can be like, I love you so much that I think we should start trying. 24:15 Speaker 1 And she's like, Oh my God, he loves me so much. 24:18 Speaker 1 He's going to try tonight. 24:20 Speaker 1 Right. 24:20 Speaker 1 And like he's like, he's like, he's like, 24:22 Speaker 1 I love you so much, you know? 24:23 Speaker 1 And then he just keeps doing it. 24:24 Speaker 1 And obviously nothing happens, but she doesn't know that. 24:27 Speaker 1 So anyway, so that happened. 24:30 Speaker 1 And then today, as we're recording this is Labor Day 24:32 Speaker 1 and we had to take Megan's van in to get fixed. 24:35 Speaker 1 And so I'm sitting here, I'm looking at Carter, 24:37 Speaker 1 we went out to lunch and he's like stressing out dude. 24:40 Speaker 1 He's got my phone and he's doing all this stuff on the phone. 24:42 Speaker 1 And I said, what are you doing? 24:43 Speaker 1 And he goes, who's this Michael Germany guy? 24:47 Speaker 1 And I said, what? 24:48 Speaker 1 I said why he goes all I want is Cam's cataboo and he will not give him to me. 24:54 Speaker 1 I said how many trades have you proposed? 24:55 Speaker 1 Are you trying to do trades when he was starting? 24:59 Speaker 1 I guess he tried to trade like three times with Michael Germany to get 25:03 Speaker 1 camscataboo and Michael Germany just keeps saying no. 25:06 Speaker 1 And then finally Michael Germany, he sent a trade back to Carter like, 25:09 Speaker 1 hey, give me Kenneth Walker, whose Carter's best running back, right? 25:13 Speaker 1 For camscataboo and car has not stopped stressing. 25:17 Speaker 1 He's like he's like he's like he's just all day 25:19 Speaker 1 So I finally texted germany. I'm like yo dude like what are you doing to my kid like he's up there 25:23 Speaker 1 I'm checking on him. He's on his iPad. He's got all of his friends and he's like all right 25:28 Speaker 1 I need somebody to tell me if I need to make this trade because apparently it's only good for 12 hours 25:34 Speaker 1 Like he's tripping right now 25:37 Speaker 1 So we got Germany let's go check the chat real quick. We got germany welcome my world 25:42 Speaker 1 I think that's what he's talking about Patrick living at your house 25:44 Speaker 1 and split in time between your hands and the Nashville chick. 25:46 Speaker 1 We got Jose in here. 25:47 Speaker 1 I don't know if that's a hand fluffing us off 25:49 Speaker 1 or what that is. 25:50 Speaker 1 That's like a weird peace sign if it is. 25:53 Speaker 1 We got Tara, fantasy football is dumb. 25:55 Speaker 1 She's matching it in the league, I guess. 25:57 Speaker 1 We got Mark, go balls. 25:59 Speaker 1 All right. 25:59 Speaker 1 Well, I mean, they played a cupcake team, but all right. 26:03 Speaker 1 Tara's also over upset that we never set her up with anyone. 26:05 Speaker 1 We tried to set you up with the crazy mark, 26:07 Speaker 1 you turned that down. 26:08 Speaker 1 We got Trish, Germany as well. 26:10 Speaker 1 And we got Vanessa down there. 26:12 Speaker 1 What's happening? 26:13 Speaker 1 Hell yeah. 26:14 Speaker 1 here tonight and can make it. But yeah, as far as the draft goes, the only person I know 26:18 Speaker 1 that I got that I even saw was George Pickett. I'm like, all right, fuck it. You know, I guess 26:22 Speaker 1 maybe maybe the app knows that I like fucking Georgia and George Pickett. So we'll see what 26:27 Speaker 1 they do. But I'm pretty sure. No, no, no, no. I think about it. I think I've got like three 26:31 Speaker 1 fucking players on the Cowboys. I think I got Dak and then see me and fucking George Pickett. 26:35 Speaker 1 Oh, that's terrible. Yeah. Well, you know, eventually he's got to do something. I mean, 26:39 Speaker 1 I don't really know. Like I said, I stress out a note. I think God, I don't have any Falcons 26:43 Speaker 1 players. I don't think I do because I stress out enough. There's if there was a fantasy football 26:47 Speaker 1 college, there's no way I could do it. I already have like heart attacks every time I watch a game. 26:50 Speaker 1 You know, I just can't deal with the extra stress. So I'm just going to let them auto. I'm just 26:54 Speaker 1 going to auto pack auto pick this entire year and then just see how it plays out. 26:58 Speaker 1 All right. I just as long as you put a team in because you know, you got money in this. Did 27:02 Speaker 1 you send your money in yet? To where to who? To Germany. Germany's the Texas. Yes. 27:08 Speaker 1 I saw the text. He's like, Hey, I'm still missing Chuck's Brandon's and somebody else. 27:12 Speaker 1 Oh, did he do it on Facebook? 27:15 Speaker 1 I don't know. 27:16 Speaker 1 I think he did it in text. 27:17 Speaker 1 Text actually text me. 27:18 Speaker 1 I didn't ever see it. 27:19 Speaker 1 So text me text me because I don't, I'm a mute my messenger shit. 27:22 Speaker 1 I mean, I keep getting the group track. 27:24 Speaker 1 It drives me crazy. 27:25 Speaker 1 So I muted that. 27:26 Speaker 1 We'll have Germany sent it to him. 27:27 Speaker 1 Now, let's just get this out of the way. 27:29 Speaker 1 Let's just rip the band-aid off Brandon. 27:31 Speaker 1 Okay. 27:32 Speaker 1 I'm wearing this shirt for a reason because I feel a certain way about what happened. 27:38 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 27:39 Speaker 1 I want to know how you feel. 27:40 Speaker 1 I want to know what a non big 10 non Michigan fan feels. 27:43 Speaker 1 So anybody that doesn't know what we're talking about, if you've been under a rock this weekend, 27:47 Speaker 1 Michigan had their home opener against Western Michigan University, the Broncos who yeah, 27:54 Speaker 1 they're out of town to do their terrible, they're terrible. 27:57 Speaker 1 And I'm watching the game. 27:59 Speaker 1 And I'm mind you, Michigan's got a new head coach, Kyle Whitnham. 28:02 Speaker 1 They still got Bryce Underwood, who is their way overpaid quarterback. 28:07 Speaker 1 Um, and I mean, he's terrible, but they, but they should have at least scored 60 points 28:14 Speaker 1 in that game. 28:15 Speaker 1 It's called one touchdown, which is insane and regulation. 28:18 Speaker 1 And then they get the extra time randomly afterwards, but yeah, no, go ahead. 28:21 Speaker 1 Tell me what you think. 28:22 Speaker 1 So the whole situation, I mean, like I said, you, you, so what they're saying is the, uh, 28:26 Speaker 1 the player was out of bounds and he came back in and touched the ball. 28:28 Speaker 1 Yes, I agree with that with their Michigan player on the first Hail Mary, but if you 28:31 Speaker 1 look at it, the ball is not in his hands with the clock gets zero. 28:33 Speaker 1 So I don't know what the fuck happened. 28:35 Speaker 1 apparently the big 10 clock might be different. They don't use an official clock. I don't 28:39 Speaker 1 know why that would happen because I feel like we've always gone off the clock that is like 28:43 Speaker 1 everyone sees you the one in the stadium the one on TV they're synced up there the exact 28:46 Speaker 1 same clock. And throw it times up clock zero. And then the big 10s like oh my God we cannot 28:55 Speaker 1 let Michigan lose their first game of the year. So what do we got to do we got to look 28:58 Speaker 1 at that again and put another second on the fucking clock. And then of course they throw 29:01 Speaker 1 the ball. They get the the Hail Mary and they win 13 to 12. Now, I don't know what the worst 29:07 Speaker 1 part about this situation. There's three bad parts here. First off, it took them. They scored 29:13 Speaker 1 one touchdown and regulation time. Yeah, another second added on number two, the second being 29:19 Speaker 1 put back on the clock. And then number three, they've got the nerve to rush the fucking field 29:25 Speaker 1 like they just beat Ohio State or a blue chip school or a top five. We're like, Oh, we 29:30 Speaker 1 we fucking did it. We're so back, baby. Like one of those controversy calls already of 29:35 Speaker 1 the season and it comes to Michigan and you want to celebrate that you won by one point 29:39 Speaker 1 against the team. Like that's just pathetic. It's so sad. I mean, to me, I was like, what 29:44 Speaker 1 the fuck's going on? We got a lot of other crazy games to get to, but continue with what 29:47 Speaker 1 you think about it. Okay. So I'm just going to say last thing I had. So the head coach 29:53 Speaker 1 of Michigan, he goes over to the other coach and the lip readers have figured out they said 29:57 Speaker 1 the other coach. He's like, there wasn't any time. 29:59 Speaker 1 What do you tell the other coach? 30:02 Speaker 1 So it's fucking insane. 30:04 Speaker 1 Let me just let me put this to bed because I think you're wrong about one thing. 30:08 Speaker 1 This whole second thing doesn't matter. 30:11 Speaker 1 OK, anybody that says like, oh, by the big 10 putting a second back on the clock, 30:16 Speaker 1 that's going to magically make Megan or a Megan Michigan win the game. 30:20 Speaker 1 That's not going to happen. OK. Yeah. 30:22 Speaker 1 Well, Hail Mary still Hail Mary. They had no business winning that game. 30:26 Speaker 1 They could have given them six shots at that. 30:30 Speaker 1 It's like winning the Powerball. 30:31 Speaker 1 It doesn't raise your chance of getting it, okay? 30:34 Speaker 1 So I don't think that has anything to do with it. 30:36 Speaker 1 I think anybody that's saying like, 30:37 Speaker 1 oh, it's a conspiracy and the big 10's 30:39 Speaker 1 trying to get Michigan to, no. 30:41 Speaker 1 It was a second, it was the right call. 30:43 Speaker 1 I don't know. 30:44 Speaker 1 If you look at it, I can go either way dude. 30:46 Speaker 1 I'm not even mad about it, okay? 30:48 Speaker 1 I don't care. 30:48 Speaker 1 I wish, and this is me, I am a true Michigan fan, okay? 30:54 Speaker 1 And I will be for the rest of the season, 30:55 Speaker 1 I know how it's gonna play out. Michigan deserved to lose that game and I wish they would have because as a Michigan fan 31:04 Speaker 1 Every Michigan fan wants Bryce Underwood out of that team. They want him gone. He's overrated. He is terrible 31:10 Speaker 1 He does not know how to make decisions. He's not athletic. He is garbage and he's making a lead then 31:15 Speaker 1 million dollars 31:17 Speaker 1 What do you give them a fucking million or something? 31:19 Speaker 1 Yes, we don't. 31:20 Speaker 1 We gave them a million to confirm, 31:21 Speaker 1 or to what's it called when you commit. 31:24 Speaker 1 But my point is this, 31:26 Speaker 1 and this is the one thing that I wanna give everybody 31:29 Speaker 1 that's listening to this show right now. 31:31 Speaker 1 This is your free money-making advice. 31:35 Speaker 1 Michigan is going to be the laughing stock 31:39 Speaker 1 of the NCAA this season. 31:41 Speaker 1 They are the worst team you've ever seen. 31:45 Speaker 1 So next week, as of right now, Oklahoma is only a six and a half point favorite in that game. 31:54 Speaker 1 Oklahoma is going to put 50 points on Michigan, and I don't know if Bryce Underwood will ever even get past the 20 yard line. 32:04 Speaker 1 And that's if they kick it through the Vin Zone and he has to start at the 25. 32:08 Speaker 1 He will get sacked and he will never get a yard. 32:10 Speaker 1 I'm putting $100 on Oklahoma minus 21 points against Michigan. 32:19 Speaker 1 And that is a five, I think it's a five or six, it's like a five or six time payout. 32:27 Speaker 1 Easiest money I've ever made. 32:28 Speaker 1 And as long as Vegas still thinks that the University of Michigan is a team that needs 32:33 Speaker 1 to like, I don't know, win or has a chance, take the money, dude. 32:38 Speaker 1 Every week, take the money. 32:39 Speaker 1 not a single team that will beat Michigan this season. Yeah, no, I'm sorry. There's not 32:45 Speaker 1 a single team Michigan will beat this season unless something like that happens. So it's 32:51 Speaker 1 easy money. Yeah. Cause and my only fear is they're going to bench price. Once they bench 32:55 Speaker 1 underwood this backup, this car kid, he's pretty good. So once they bench him and they 33:00 Speaker 1 have a legitimate quarterback, they might win games, but I've never, I've never said 33:04 Speaker 1 this before and all the kid people listening right now take it for what it's worth and 33:08 Speaker 1 I know Michael Jerry's gonna make a clip out of this 33:11 Speaker 1 From a Michigan fan 33:13 Speaker 1 Ohio State is going to destroy my team this season and I'm not even watching it like I'm not even gonna 33:20 Speaker 1 I'm not even turning on it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing even think it is a terrible program 33:25 Speaker 1 Everything sucks. I'm just I'm at this point 33:27 Speaker 1 Let I wish Western Michigan would have won so they could have had that because they need it because they are yeah 33:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, and you know you look at a lot of all the games pretty much going up 33:35 Speaker 1 the entire weekend. I mean, there's a lot of rough teams in the first half. Like, I know 33:41 Speaker 1 Alabama was close in the first half and yet Notre Dame was close in the first half. A few 33:47 Speaker 1 other teams, obviously, Georgia's taken what not will get to that. But with Michigan, I mean, 33:51 Speaker 1 it's like, I mean, you want to be, you want to look at the positives. And I don't think 33:54 Speaker 1 there was any positives at all. I mean, you're losing the game pretty much the entire time. 33:57 Speaker 1 And you can't even let you get one touchdown. You can't even get a field goal. You know, 34:01 Speaker 1 like what the fucks go? You can't even get like you said, the most embarrassing part 34:04 Speaker 1 them rushing the field. Like, oh, yeah. If Georgia, if Georgia was playing Georgia state, 34:12 Speaker 1 right, and they're home opener, or who would you guys play? It was Tennessee state Tigers. 34:17 Speaker 1 Oh, okay. Tennessee state Tigers. 63 baby. And if you, if you win that game in a Hail Mary, 34:25 Speaker 1 does the University of Georgia fans storm the field in celebration, or do they storm the field to 34:31 Speaker 1 the rip down the goal post and fire everybody on that staff. 34:34 Speaker 1 Cause it's terrible. 34:36 Speaker 1 They walk out of the state and they go fucking clean the fucking bars out. 34:39 Speaker 1 You know, everyone's had a fucking heart attack. 34:41 Speaker 1 And they're like, what the fuck are we doing? 34:43 Speaker 1 But, you know, looking at Georgia note, compared to the last three years, 34:46 Speaker 1 their start for us looked really fucking good. 34:49 Speaker 1 I mean, we scored in the first 45 seconds of the game, I think. 34:52 Speaker 1 And then we had three scores within seven minutes of the game in time, 34:55 Speaker 1 in the years before with Carson Beck starting and even last year were stocked. 34:58 Speaker 1 It was it started off as a really rough opening few drives same way kind of how Alabama did they stalled and I think at one point 35:05 Speaker 1 The score was like 10 to 7 Alabama was up and then 17 to 7 and then they took off in the second half 35:10 Speaker 1 But I was worried about a slow start for Georgia 35:13 Speaker 1 But we've got we've got like the ghost of Brock Bowers out there with they'll do that motherfucker is insane 35:17 Speaker 1 I mean he brushed off five tackles in one one play and then we got Williams who looks just like darn El Washington same size 35:24 Speaker 1 like six, eight massive tied in. We've got loss and lucky to. I mean, we're tight in university 35:29 Speaker 1 and it looks good to me. Stockton seems to be settling Nate Frazier's I think in a senior 35:33 Speaker 1 year, he looked really good. So I'm excited for what Georgia can do. We got another cupcake 35:36 Speaker 1 game next week, which sucks. But after that, then we go like Arkansas or some shit. So 35:41 Speaker 1 you guys need to be very, very happy about your team. And you should be excited about 35:45 Speaker 1 this. And again, I can't leave him saying this. Ohio State looked ridiculous, ridiculously 35:53 Speaker 1 good. Like, and you just see it. You just know, I know it's I know it's the first week with 35:57 Speaker 1 college football, but the teams that needed to show up, a lot of them did. And then you have 36:02 Speaker 1 Michigan. So this is going to be a painful season for me. I will not be talking a lot about college 36:06 Speaker 1 football. I won't even acknowledge it. But I will tell everybody again, if you have a way to make 36:12 Speaker 1 bets online, Michigan is ready. They are primed to make you a killing. So you need to do it because 36:20 Speaker 1 I'm doing it. So yeah, it's exciting man. I'm excited about it. Yeah. Yeah, but saying that I saw they also 36:25 Speaker 1 Georges somehow still the youngest team 36:28 Speaker 1 Nash the net youngest average team in college football. We're like 19.1 year old or something 36:32 Speaker 1 I'm obviously it's all really close like 19.1 36:35 Speaker 1 21 year old shot. Yeah, that's what they said. It was like 19.12 is the young can't be a 19.1. They'd have to be like a night 36:42 Speaker 1 19 point 36:44 Speaker 1 What's that do what I'm a scale from like a 19.11 is there 19.11 36:48 Speaker 1 19.11 yeah 36:49 Speaker 1 It's so you it's the average of all the players so you got all the ages and then you average it out to what the 36:55 Speaker 1 To what the average is that's how they get it. There's not someone there not all right. What was your birthday? 36:59 Speaker 1 All right, he's 19.235 all right got a hold of mayor, but for the whole team that's how it was 37:05 Speaker 1 I'll say another couple crazy games. I didn't get to watch all the Baylor Auburn game 37:09 Speaker 1 But that was a fucking shit show. I mean you got DJ lagway 37:12 Speaker 1 They came from Florida and after after that LSU game where you threw like four interceptions 37:17 Speaker 1 I think that was his famous quote that said, you know, because he said his mom had told him like God's gonna send you 37:22 Speaker 1 Where you need to go and he went to Florida and then after that game is like I think God forgot about me 37:28 Speaker 1 Now he's playing for Baylor and they they fucking lose by like one point on a bad two point conversion 37:34 Speaker 1 The funny thing about that is DJ like way was so fucking bad. They didn't even see how bad Auburn's quarterback was 37:39 Speaker 1 They were fucking terrible. I think one of the craziest games and one of the most exciting games to kick it off was Thursday, Colorado 37:45 Speaker 1 So that was absolutely insane with how I mean Colorado looks like a completely different 37:52 Speaker 1 team, dude. I give Colorado more credit than I do Georgia Tech. Wait, wait, so are you 37:57 Speaker 1 so you're but you don't think there's a controversy in that game? And I know that I knew he'd 38:00 Speaker 1 listening. We're not a we're not a sports, you know, show. This is what we do. But it 38:04 Speaker 1 is opening week. We have to talk about this. How are you not throwing anybody under the 38:08 Speaker 1 bus for what they did to Georgia Tech with that? Well, yeah, I mean, that was the rest 38:13 Speaker 1 and blew the whistle early for the ball came out with it should let the play go a 38:16 Speaker 1 little longer but at the end of the day like I said it's kind of like the 38:19 Speaker 1 Michigan thing I mean you should have been that particular anyway I mean it's 38:21 Speaker 1 Colorado you know and Georgia Tech look fucking great last year I think they went 38:25 Speaker 1 what eleven and three something like that they did good until many went until 38:29 Speaker 1 many went to that one game they lost like 50 to 17 or so I just I just thought I 38:35 Speaker 1 mean it was a crazy game it was a defensive game and then at the very end 38:38 Speaker 1 for for color I mean Georgia Tech still had an opportunity to win it multiple 38:42 Speaker 1 times. And then I could not believe Colorado blocked the field goals like holy 38:46 Speaker 1 fucking shit. So that was a really intense one. I really enjoyed that one. 38:50 Speaker 1 Did you get to watch that one? 38:51 Speaker 1 Yeah. So we, you know, we, we have practice Carter's team practices on 38:55 Speaker 1 Thursdays. And one of the, one of the dads, his son is, I mean, 38:59 Speaker 1 religiously comes to practice. Like his son never makes a, misses a practice. 39:03 Speaker 1 He's one of, he's a really, really good ballplayer. And he said, Hey, man, 39:06 Speaker 1 so his dad went to Georgia Tech. And he said, we have a longstanding tradition 39:10 Speaker 1 That I take my son to the home opener every year and he said so are you okay with us missing practice? 39:17 Speaker 1 And I'm like absolutely dude like that's that's a that's a huge experience, you know 39:22 Speaker 1 They were not happy 39:23 Speaker 1 And I mean to know people that were there that are like die hard Georgia tech fans 39:28 Speaker 1 And then you watch that game that fumble and in case I know you saw it right where they actually called the player down 39:35 Speaker 1 When he's still moving forward 39:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, they called so over progress. Yeah, it's crazy. I hate it that these umpires and these 39:44 Speaker 1 refs will not let the let the play play out. Well, I think crazy. I think, you know, I think 39:50 Speaker 1 maybe a little bit here at the beginning of the season, the refs get a little bit of a 39:53 Speaker 1 pass. Now, when it when it comes down to like national championship games or playoff games 39:56 Speaker 1 and you still ain't got the shit figured out, I mean, it pisses you off just as much as 39:59 Speaker 1 when your your team makes a stupid ass mistake, you know, you got to get all the nerves and 40:04 Speaker 1 the, you know, Kings and the rust beat off here at the beginning of the first game. So maybe 40:08 Speaker 1 the rest have a little bit of that. But like I said, I mean, it was a close one. I think 40:13 Speaker 1 the ref should have probably let it go a little further. And then at that point, I mean, you 40:16 Speaker 1 still don't know what would have happened because the Colorado players heard the whistle down. 40:19 Speaker 1 So they didn't even try to chase the guy. But I still don't know if that would have changed 40:22 Speaker 1 the game a whole lot because Georgia Tech got to touchdown right after that possession. 40:27 Speaker 1 I think Colorado only walked away with three points. So I don't think it changed too much. 40:30 Speaker 1 I think it was more on Colorado. I mean, they got pretty much the same fucking team, 40:33 Speaker 1 except for they got a new quarterback. So I don't understand why it was such a problem 40:38 Speaker 1 with them. But I say Julian was Julian Lewis. I think it's Colorado's quarterback. He's 40:43 Speaker 1 actually from down here at Carrollton like 30 minutes from me. He just graduated two years 40:47 Speaker 1 ago or something. So it was good to see him ball out a little bit. But like I said, I 40:50 Speaker 1 mean, they both looked rough. I don't know if I don't know if it was just Colorado was 40:53 Speaker 1 is that good that they were able to hang in there with Georgia Tech or if Georgia Tech 40:56 Speaker 1 just fell apart on the first game and they're not going to be a contender. 41:00 Speaker 1 If you look at the schedules this season, Colorado is going to make the college football playoff. 41:06 Speaker 1 They're not losing another game. 41:07 Speaker 1 That was their hard game. 41:09 Speaker 1 They have the easiest schedule I've ever seen. 41:12 Speaker 1 So for them to knock off Georgia Tech and Georgia Tech decides that they're going to 41:15 Speaker 1 actually start playing next week and they're going to be a good team, Colorado probably makes 41:19 Speaker 1 it in. 41:20 Speaker 1 I mean, they've only got a couple of them in Boise State, but there's nobody really that 41:25 Speaker 1 Colorado plays that we're going to go, man, they're going to get destroyed. 41:29 Speaker 1 I think it's going to be interesting when we get to the end of the season to see where Colorado falls and 41:34 Speaker 1 You know who knows that might bring you to her back. I think he's allowed to come back bring it back 41:37 Speaker 1 He's got another your eligibility left, but I didn't see he got his name on the stadium 41:42 Speaker 1 Numbers retired like sorry, dude. You can't have that number. You got to choose another one. You've already retired that one 41:47 Speaker 1 But I did see Dion looking a lot better than he did last year 41:50 Speaker 1 You know you had all the cancer stuff and everything he seems to look a lot healthier a little more lively and whatnot 41:54 Speaker 1 So that might be playing a part of it and I think I think most of Colorado hype has died down 41:58 Speaker 1 I mean, there's still a lot of hype around them, but it's with Dion's third year now. I think so I think there's less 42:04 Speaker 1 Expectations for the team so they're not in the coverage as much so you don't hear about them. Oh my god fucking Colorado 42:08 Speaker 1 I did fucking shit, but they actually won their their opening game 42:11 Speaker 1 Which was surprising because they they they're opening game last year was against Georgia Tech as well at home 42:16 Speaker 1 And they lost 27 to 20 so even that was a close game. So I guess they learned a little bit on that 42:21 Speaker 1 Obviously one of the most of the biggest controversy in college football right now is LSU at or Lane Kiffin at LSU 42:26 Speaker 1 you. That motherfucker. I don't know. I don't know if that in a NIL killed fucking Clemson 42:33 Speaker 1 because dabo Sweeney's dumbass when that shit first came around he's like we're not going 42:37 Speaker 1 to the portal. We're not we could build this team without the portal and the first two years 42:41 Speaker 1 of doing anything and this year they got 15 people out of the portal like dude you're fucking 42:45 Speaker 1 your program is fucking dead unless you just refuse he refuses to use the fucking portal 42:50 Speaker 1 but you've got to use the tools available at your disposal. You know you've got to get 42:54 Speaker 1 people in and you got to still show them that Clemson's a good school. Cause if you don't 42:57 Speaker 1 get, you know, no one's going to want to go to Clemson. Even if they pay them fucking 43:00 Speaker 1 money, cause they see how bad they've been fucking doing the past two years. Like if he 43:03 Speaker 1 would have just got on the fucking train and just part of playing people, the first fucking 43:07 Speaker 1 year and I L said have been all high and mighty and thinking this shit was going to blow over 43:10 Speaker 1 in six months, you might still have a team and he might still have a fucking job, but 43:14 Speaker 1 I don't see him having a job. I can see that if they got crushed that bad by fucking L 43:18 Speaker 1 S you man. I would give anything for Clemson to be my team right now. 43:23 Speaker 1 Just so you're over here like, you know, Clemson sucks. You know, 43:27 Speaker 1 Sweeney did this. Don't care. At least they're not Michigan. Okay. 43:31 Speaker 1 So anybody that's out there that's a Clemson fan. I'm already jump on your 43:35 Speaker 1 I'll jump. I'll jump on your train dude. I'm down because I'm done. I'm done. 43:39 Speaker 1 Um, before before we get, we were getting really, really far into this. 43:43 Speaker 1 Hold on. Let me just finish up with Lane Kiffin and then I got one more school 43:46 Speaker 1 watch that then I'm done. So I mean Lane Kevin do I mean people are on his ass about you 43:52 Speaker 1 know those those two NFL players did come back but he did not put him on the roster and of 43:56 Speaker 1 course DABBA was bitching and whining and moaning about the possibility that would happen and 44:00 Speaker 1 I think Kiffin might have took some of that from it but dude we don't need these two guys 44:04 Speaker 1 to kick your fucking ass you know we'll do it without these two guys and they fucking did 44:07 Speaker 1 they put up a shit ton of fucking points I think Georgia had the biggest point differential 44:11 Speaker 1 margin though which I was proud about but they look good and then we've got Lane Kiffin's 44:16 Speaker 1 old team old miss Pete Golding over there that played Louisville. Pete from I think is the 44:22 Speaker 1 new I put my money on Louisville on that too. They've been they they're last game last year 44:27 Speaker 1 they beat Kentucky UK SEC team like 56 to zero. So I knew there was going to be a competition 44:33 Speaker 1 here but I did not expect it to go down to the wire another game that was fucking neck 44:37 Speaker 1 and neck in the first first first half that had no explosive plays or anything really great 44:42 Speaker 1 you're crazy going on. And then you end it with Ole Miss having to walk it off with a field 44:46 Speaker 1 goal. It's time expires 41 to 38. That wasn't saying. I think, I think, uh, like I said, 44:51 Speaker 1 it's hard to tell in these first week games was LSU just rusty. I mean, sure to that channel 44:54 Speaker 1 was locked in there in the second half. I mean, through for like three touchdowns in 44:58 Speaker 1 like three or 400 yards, or is it Louisville's now a fucking contender in college football? 45:03 Speaker 1 No, no, no, no. I don't think so. I think Louisville, Louisville looked good. Um, I 45:07 Speaker 1 think they might win, they might win the ACC though after seeing all these other teams. 45:11 Speaker 1 I mean, they honestly do that. 45:13 Speaker 1 I've never put money on Louisville in my life. 45:15 Speaker 1 So, but they just, I thought they were gonna pull that off. 45:18 Speaker 1 I really did. 45:19 Speaker 1 But I just think you see the teams that are good 45:21 Speaker 1 and you know now who's gonna be the contenders at the end. 45:24 Speaker 1 I mean, cause it's college football. 45:25 Speaker 1 So if you lose a game in college football, 45:28 Speaker 1 I'm not saying your season's over, 45:30 Speaker 1 but like what even what Michigan did, their season's over. 45:33 Speaker 1 You can't come back from that. 45:35 Speaker 1 Like there's no way you could beat Oklahoma 45:37 Speaker 1 50 to nothing next week. 45:39 Speaker 1 You're still not top 10. 45:40 Speaker 1 It's not happening. 45:41 Speaker 1 So no, ever. 45:43 Speaker 1 It's just, it's college football is a weird, 45:45 Speaker 1 it's a weird world. 45:47 Speaker 1 And I think that, you know, Ohio State, 45:49 Speaker 1 the great Georgia looked great, 45:51 Speaker 1 LSU looked great, you know, 45:53 Speaker 1 so it's gonna be, it's gonna be an interesting season, 45:56 Speaker 1 but I think we know who the contenders are, 45:58 Speaker 1 except for Colorado and Georgia Tech. 46:00 Speaker 1 That's the only one that I really don't know. 46:01 Speaker 1 I don't know what happened there. 46:03 Speaker 1 I think you're, I, I sign on to the fact 46:05 Speaker 1 that Colorado's better than we thought they were, 46:08 Speaker 1 because if there's one person, 46:10 Speaker 1 If there's one coach in the entire NCAA that does do the portal, it's our boy Dion, because 46:15 Speaker 1 he can get anybody he wants and the portal is huge in Colorado. 46:20 Speaker 1 So I think they brought in a team that we'll see, but that's my bet. 46:23 Speaker 1 I'm going to say Colorado makes college football playoff and they're going to go undefeated. 46:27 Speaker 1 I'll say we get we got fucking what 15 teams in there now. 46:30 Speaker 1 I know. 46:31 Speaker 1 I know it's stupid, but still now before before we we got to get to this because I put something 46:37 Speaker 1 on social media last week and it's a huge topic conversation and before I do that, yes, 46:44 Speaker 1 I came back into the docer's group. You guys don't understand. I leave in the night. 46:50 Speaker 1 Like I don't know, six months ago. I can't even remember who else Matt at. Somebody 46:53 Speaker 1 was making me mad. It might have been Carrie or somebody, I don't know, somebody was saying 46:57 Speaker 1 something and I'm like, you know what? 46:59 Speaker 1 That was her truck's feelings, dammit. 47:00 Speaker 1 Dude, I got ham sensitive and I'm like, dude, I'm not, why am I, I'm not going to sit 47:04 Speaker 1 here and take the abuse, right? 47:06 Speaker 1 The battery. 47:07 Speaker 1 And I don't even know who it was. 47:08 Speaker 1 I don't know who did it. 47:09 Speaker 1 And that's why I lead. 47:10 Speaker 1 Well, I don't know. 47:11 Speaker 1 I've been, I've still been posting in it. 47:13 Speaker 1 So because I'm an admin in a group that I'm not even in, 47:17 Speaker 1 I can still post. 47:18 Speaker 1 So I would put up posts and stuff with interviews we did 47:20 Speaker 1 or whatever. 47:22 Speaker 1 And so I re-entered the page. 47:28 Speaker 1 Portal. 47:29 Speaker 1 He's back in the portal. 47:30 Speaker 1 I'm back in the portal. 47:32 Speaker 1 So freaking Michael Germany or terror. 47:34 Speaker 1 I don't even did it. 47:35 Speaker 1 Somebody's like, oh, welcome our new members. 47:38 Speaker 1 And it's me. 47:39 Speaker 1 I'm like, why would you do that? 47:41 Speaker 1 Okay, first off, that's how you get fired in a real job. 47:44 Speaker 1 Okay, you don't tell everybody that I came back. 47:47 Speaker 1 You just, Chuck was always here. 47:49 Speaker 1 So anyway, I just wanna address that. 47:50 Speaker 1 I'm back for a little while, 47:51 Speaker 1 but if anybody tries to hurt my feelings, I'm out. 47:53 Speaker 1 Okay, I will leave again. 47:54 Speaker 1 I'm not, and I will be six months before I come back. 47:57 Speaker 1 But anyway, I had put on my social media 48:02 Speaker 1 and on the pages social media, 48:05 Speaker 1 or the show social media, about this Clancy case. 48:09 Speaker 1 And I get it, dude. 48:10 Speaker 1 It's polarizing people have their opinions on it, 48:15 Speaker 1 but I'm not gonna back down on this. 48:17 Speaker 1 If you seriously think, and as of this recording, 48:22 Speaker 1 we just found out that a lady in Illinois 48:24 Speaker 1 killed her two-year-old. 48:26 Speaker 1 Yeah, I was one of my, 48:27 Speaker 1 cause she was following the case. 48:29 Speaker 1 Now, I want to back up news stories. 48:30 Speaker 1 I was like, all right. 48:31 Speaker 1 So this lady saw that her, 48:33 Speaker 1 that this crazy bitch, Lindsay Clancy, 48:36 Speaker 1 ended in a mistrial, which I know her attorney did not want 48:39 Speaker 1 cause now he's got to do this entire fucking thing again. 48:41 Speaker 1 No, they're not going to do it again. 48:42 Speaker 1 She's not going to try it again. 48:43 Speaker 1 She's done. 48:43 Speaker 1 She's free. 48:44 Speaker 1 I think the prosecution's going to try her again. 48:46 Speaker 1 They've got to. 48:46 Speaker 1 There's no way they leave this case just mistrial. 48:49 Speaker 1 You had one dude, you had one, 48:51 Speaker 1 you had one patriot that held the wine 48:55 Speaker 1 to make sure she didn't get off, 48:57 Speaker 1 there's no way they're gonna retry this thing. 49:00 Speaker 1 At least in the same way, they're gonna give her a deal, 49:03 Speaker 1 she's gonna serve five years and she's done 49:05 Speaker 1 and she's already served what, three? 49:07 Speaker 1 So this chick's gonna be- 49:08 Speaker 1 I don't know. 49:09 Speaker 1 You're walking among you in two years. 49:11 Speaker 1 Well, the good thing now if they retry it, 49:12 Speaker 1 they've gotta find people that don't know anything 49:14 Speaker 1 about the case, which are some 49:15 Speaker 1 backwoods country Massachusetts people. 49:17 Speaker 1 I don't even know if that's a thing, 49:18 Speaker 1 but you've gotta find someone that 49:19 Speaker 1 is the middle of nowhere in Massachusetts. 49:22 Speaker 1 You gotta have those people be on the jury 49:24 Speaker 1 They're gonna be the only ones that don't know anything about it and those people are gonna be the ones that takes 10 minutes to find 49:28 Speaker 1 Or guilty is what's gonna happen if they were to try it again because now I mean it really it opens up the pool of jurors 49:34 Speaker 1 Or really closes down the amount of jurors that you can have which is people have no TV and no internet 49:38 Speaker 1 And don't even get the newspaper and you're gonna drag the mass out of drag their ass out of the the hooch and fucking 49:43 Speaker 1 Thome in a jury and they're by fuck that's better guilt 49:46 Speaker 1 I don't think so so do you think because I mean I got I got a lot of a lot of pushback on this because I'd said 49:53 Speaker 1 if we're gonna blame psychosis and hormones 49:56 Speaker 1 and post-partum depression, 49:58 Speaker 1 that's the reason that she killed her kids, 50:01 Speaker 1 then we should blame testosterone on rape. 50:05 Speaker 1 Because it's hormone, it's stupid, 50:07 Speaker 1 it is ignorant to me to say that that's even a part. 50:11 Speaker 1 She did it, I don't care if she was psychotic 50:14 Speaker 1 when she did it, she did it. 50:16 Speaker 1 And it's like you gotta, 50:18 Speaker 1 unless you have an argument that she didn't do it, 50:21 Speaker 1 shut up, right? 50:22 Speaker 1 It's also you look at like, you know, they call it crime of passion like you walk down your wife banging someone and you shoot and kill both of them 50:27 Speaker 1 You're still going to fucking prison. All right. There might be a little more lenient on it 50:30 Speaker 1 But you're not gonna be like I was just angry. I was in psychosis and I just murder both of them 50:34 Speaker 1 Okay, well we get why you did it 50:36 Speaker 1 But unfortunately, it's still murder two people in your own home 50:39 Speaker 1 So you do have to go to prison, you know, and those people weren't even blood related to you 50:43 Speaker 1 And that's not even like killing your children 50:45 Speaker 1 But you know, that's a slippery slope everyone was talking about now you do something crazy 50:48 Speaker 1 You can just plead it was hormones or my body was weird or I was in psychosis 50:52 Speaker 1 I was in a testosterone rage because I think jacked off in five days or all these steroids have been taking pissing me off 50:57 Speaker 1 You know, so I'm not at fault because I didn't actually do it 51:01 Speaker 1 But what the problem is now with it being a mistrial is there any precedent that's set now 51:05 Speaker 1 I don't think there's precedent now that was a mistrial so if there's something a case where to come up like this again 51:09 Speaker 1 They wouldn't say all right let's refer to the Lindsey Clancy case because there was no verdict like if you're a great God 51:15 Speaker 1 Thank God 51:16 Speaker 1 I say we wanted if you had to have you would have to have a guilty verdict for it to make sense saying all right 51:22 Speaker 1 You would have to every time someone did something like this. They'd go back to the Lindsey Clancy trial 51:26 Speaker 1 But well they you know they thought she had psychosis, but the proof she didn't and she just wanted to murder her children because she's fucking crazy 51:32 Speaker 1 Then that would be like everyone's guilty 51:34 Speaker 1 But if they found her not guilty that would be the president so anybody that claimed they had psychosis 51:38 Speaker 1 We're going fucking crazy when they did something they would be able to get off and go to a psychiatric hospital or 51:43 Speaker 1 or whatever the case would be. 51:47 Speaker 1 This is the best thing I saw, 51:49 Speaker 1 and I don't know who put it up, 51:50 Speaker 1 I don't remember where I saw it, 51:52 Speaker 1 but it was something that really resonated with me 51:56 Speaker 1 about this entire situation. 51:58 Speaker 1 This chick, yes, did she have mental issues? 52:02 Speaker 1 Yes, did she have post-pudderm depression? 52:03 Speaker 1 I'm sure of it. 52:05 Speaker 1 What was she in psychosis? 52:07 Speaker 1 Probably, okay? 52:08 Speaker 1 I don't argue any of that. 52:10 Speaker 1 I don't refute any of that. 52:11 Speaker 1 She unfortunately, I feel for her 52:13 Speaker 1 and she was going through stuff. 52:15 Speaker 1 However, every one of these, 52:18 Speaker 1 and I'm not trying to say it's all women, okay? 52:21 Speaker 1 But it's a very large population of women. 52:23 Speaker 1 Women in twinks, every one of them, 52:27 Speaker 1 every one of them are like, 52:28 Speaker 1 oh, I stand with her, I stand with her. 52:31 Speaker 1 Imagine if it was your kids that she killed. 52:34 Speaker 1 Would you still stand with her? 52:36 Speaker 1 Because guess what? 52:37 Speaker 1 That doesn't change the fact 52:38 Speaker 1 that she has post-partum repression. 52:39 Speaker 1 That doesn't change the fact that she was under psychosis. 52:42 Speaker 1 That doesn't change any of it. 52:44 Speaker 1 But if she killed your kids, 52:46 Speaker 1 would you sit here and be like, 52:47 Speaker 1 Oh, I just feel so sorry for her, you know, 52:50 Speaker 1 because she was going, no, you'd be like, 52:52 Speaker 1 put her in the chair, dude, she killed my kids. 52:55 Speaker 1 It's just because it's her kids, 52:56 Speaker 1 and we've forgotten that three kids died. 53:00 Speaker 1 And now, because of all these people, 53:03 Speaker 1 you have this crazy lady in Illinois. 53:06 Speaker 1 Did I read it right, Brandon? 53:07 Speaker 1 Because I know you have the news story. 53:09 Speaker 1 I think she hung her two year old. 53:11 Speaker 1 Is that true? 53:12 Speaker 1 Lindsay Clancy obsessed mom, Cory Walsh, left son, two years old, 53:16 Speaker 1 hanging from the rafters for neighbors to find. 53:19 Speaker 1 Is that what the cop said? 53:20 Speaker 1 So she had like, I think three, let's see, 53:23 Speaker 1 she's got a husband in this picture, 53:24 Speaker 1 she's got a baby that the baby must have been 53:27 Speaker 1 the two year old at the time. 53:28 Speaker 1 Oh, maybe the one the dad's holding on up. 53:29 Speaker 1 But she had four kids as well. 53:31 Speaker 1 They're looking like they're in a nice home, very happy. 53:34 Speaker 1 She got big tits, but that didn't save her from this. 53:36 Speaker 1 So she, uh, but yeah, she, she, she found out about the Lindsey Clancy trial and she 53:41 Speaker 1 just was so pissed that she fucking hung her kid from the rafters dude and let the neighbors 53:47 Speaker 1 find it. 53:48 Speaker 1 I mean, you've got to be fucking crazy at that lady, that, that was going to be fucking 53:52 Speaker 1 crazy is when that case goes to trial and people were like, I understand too. 53:55 Speaker 1 I was really upset about the Lindsey Clancy trial, whatnot. 53:58 Speaker 1 Cause there's, there's women now, uh, people are, people are calling CPS on the kids. 54:02 Speaker 1 And apparently it's really easy to get kids taken away from somebody because CPS and they've 54:05 Speaker 1 got proof because there's this one video of like this lady sitting in the lawn chair on her lawn, 54:09 Speaker 1 you might have seen it. She's like same Lindsey. She's like got her baby on me. She's like splashing 54:12 Speaker 1 the baby in the face with water. It took away that kid. And she's like crying on social media. 54:16 Speaker 1 I'm going to get my kid back like, bitch, no, you're not. All right, you're probably going to 54:20 Speaker 1 fucking jail for child abuse. And you're probably going to get your fucking uterus sewed up so you 54:23 Speaker 1 don't get no more fucking pregnant and spread more kids for you to kill the crazy bitch. 54:28 Speaker 1 These chicks need to date fire break because he's the only one I know that can stop this from 54:32 Speaker 1 happening because he can't have kids. So that I don't personally, I think, and I'm 54:39 Speaker 1 trying to be very nice about this because I see your messages people, I see what you 54:45 Speaker 1 send and if you allow this crazy chick to get off with president what she's probably going 54:55 Speaker 1 to get and I'm telling you right now, if the if the prosecution retries this case, which 55:01 Speaker 1 I can't imagine that happening because what they're going to do is they're going to offer 55:04 Speaker 1 her a deal and they're going to say, look, we don't want to do this again. 55:06 Speaker 1 It's already taking all these resources. 55:08 Speaker 1 We already know we had one dude that stood the line. 55:12 Speaker 1 You had one dude that held the line. 55:15 Speaker 1 That dude is a national hero. 55:17 Speaker 1 He is a patriot and he should be given an award and I'm sure Trump will and I'm not eating 55:22 Speaker 1 Trump. 55:23 Speaker 1 I'm sure he will. 55:24 Speaker 1 But I'm saying this, if they give her three years and she takes it, she's already out. 55:29 Speaker 1 Time served. 55:30 Speaker 1 I mean, she's gonna get out. 55:31 Speaker 1 So she's not gonna surf time. 55:33 Speaker 1 But now you have another chick 55:35 Speaker 1 that just did this in Illinois. 55:36 Speaker 1 That's the president, Brandon. 55:38 Speaker 1 The president's gonna be whatever this Clancy chick takes. 55:42 Speaker 1 It's nuts to me. 55:44 Speaker 1 It's nuts. 55:44 Speaker 1 I just don't, I think the world is. 55:46 Speaker 1 We're just crazy. 55:47 Speaker 1 Now, the other thing, and I'm sure, 55:49 Speaker 1 and this is the last part of this, 55:50 Speaker 1 did you hear about the lady in Ireland 55:53 Speaker 1 that did it on the same day? 55:55 Speaker 1 Exactly. 55:56 Speaker 1 A year before, yeah, that's fucking crazy too. 55:58 Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly. 55:59 Speaker 1 It played out exactly the same way. 56:01 Speaker 1 Set the husband off, strangle the kids. 56:02 Speaker 1 Same fucking case. 56:04 Speaker 1 But dude, that's what makes me now sit here 56:07 Speaker 1 and I'm not a conspiracy theorist on this. 56:10 Speaker 1 But you know how you've talked about like layers 56:11 Speaker 1 and like the universe and you know, 56:16 Speaker 1 people in a simulation and doing all that stuff. 56:20 Speaker 1 This is the kind of thing that I'm reading it. 56:22 Speaker 1 And I thought it was a hoax. 56:23 Speaker 1 I thought it was a hoax. 56:24 Speaker 1 It was really. 56:26 Speaker 1 There were so many, there were so many simulators. 56:26 Speaker 1 like all the kids had like the same first letter of the names and they're all like the same ages and what not the 56:31 Speaker 1 scenarios like exactly the fucking same which leads me to believe how did that case end up in Ireland? 56:37 Speaker 1 Did it say how that case ended? Was it a mistrial or was it not guilty by insanity or psychosis? 56:43 Speaker 1 Because she might have taken some shit from that case and like planted in her own when she killed her three kids. 56:48 Speaker 1 I don't think so because there's no way she planned it that way. 56:53 Speaker 1 But it was okay, so it's the I can't say your last name. I'm gonna say tomb 56:58 Speaker 1 Tum 57:01 Speaker 1 And women already don't really have a lot of rights in Ireland to begin with right 57:06 Speaker 1 What I mean, they got less rights than here. I was they're not a Muslim 57:10 Speaker 1 They're not in the Middle East 57:13 Speaker 1 Oh, that's not that's not it. I say we might have to start, you know 57:17 Speaker 1 No, we're you know, this might be like the the Muslims plan like the women just get so crazy 57:21 Speaker 1 we like, they want us to interact and act like surreal all. 57:25 Speaker 1 I, it may be, but now I'm now I can't even refute it. 57:30 Speaker 1 Um, so Deirdre Morley killed her three children, Connor nine, 57:35 Speaker 1 Derry seven and Carla three at her home in Newcastle County, 57:39 Speaker 1 Dublin and January of 2020 on January 24th, which is the exact 57:44 Speaker 1 same day. Clancy killed her kids three years later. 57:47 Speaker 1 The children were suffocated by their mother, their father, 57:50 Speaker 1 Andrew McGinley returned home to find emergency services already at the scene. In May of 2021, 57:57 Speaker 1 Deirdre Morley was found. Oh my God. 58:01 Speaker 1 Not guilty by psychosis. Not guilty of murder by reason of insanity. Yeah. The court heard that 58:08 Speaker 1 she suffered from a severe psychotic depressive illness at the time of the killings from postpartum 58:13 Speaker 1 depression. She was subsequently committed to the central mental hospital in Dublin. 58:18 Speaker 1 The aftermath, oh, tell me he married some chicken Costa Rica. 58:22 Speaker 1 Andrew McKinley has since campaigned for legal and mental health reform under the initiative 58:28 Speaker 1 Azale's army advocating for families to be moved or more involved in the psychiatric 58:34 Speaker 1 care treatment plans of their loved ones. 58:37 Speaker 1 So this chick was found not guilty for killing her three kids three years prior to Clancy 58:44 Speaker 1 killing her three kids. 58:45 Speaker 1 And now, what was that? 58:47 Speaker 1 That was 2023, right? 58:48 Speaker 1 We're in 2026 and now you got the chicken in Illinois 58:51 Speaker 1 that just killed her son. 58:52 Speaker 1 Like what kind of precedent is going on? 58:54 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm scared. 58:55 Speaker 1 I'm glad I'm glad I'm not having anymore kids. 58:56 Speaker 1 This is crazy. 58:57 Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, but I tell my mom the other day, 58:59 Speaker 1 I was like, thanks for not strangling me 59:00 Speaker 1 when time you got tough back in the day. 59:02 Speaker 1 I really appreciate that, Mom. 59:03 Speaker 1 Thank you very much. 59:04 Speaker 1 But no, and also, I mean, I mean, this lady's husband, 59:08 Speaker 1 the one Illinois Illinois, I was like, 59:10 Speaker 1 I mean, you probably, you know, 59:12 Speaker 1 she's probably like super invested, 59:14 Speaker 1 like too much invested. 59:15 Speaker 1 Like there are some people on here, 59:17 Speaker 1 especially on social media, 59:18 Speaker 1 so that I really invested in this. 59:20 Speaker 1 Like they spend a lot of time looking at it. 59:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, what are we doing here? 59:24 Speaker 1 But I mean, I bet he feels some kind of guilt too. 59:28 Speaker 1 Like I knew this bitch was crazy. 59:29 Speaker 1 She was talking fucking wild. 59:30 Speaker 1 Like I probably should have got the kids out of the home 59:32 Speaker 1 or call it the cops on her. 59:33 Speaker 1 But at the same time, 59:34 Speaker 1 it's like, I mean, I don't want to call the cops 59:35 Speaker 1 on my wife for supporting a baby killer. 59:37 Speaker 1 And then she doesn't kill our kids. 59:38 Speaker 1 But vice versa, 59:40 Speaker 1 should have been better, safe than sorry. 59:42 Speaker 1 Now you got one less kid and your wife's going to prison 59:44 Speaker 1 you got to take care of three more kids by yourself and you know, I mean he'll have 59:47 Speaker 1 his plenty of picks of women to date him and that's also you know that's probably the best 59:51 Speaker 1 thing. 59:52 Speaker 1 I would have plenty of picks of women to date him. 59:54 Speaker 1 He's gonna feel bad for him but you can also weed out the crazies at this point now you know 59:59 Speaker 1 but would you strangle one of our children by fuck no that Lindsey Clancy bit crazy and 1:00:02 Speaker 1 so is your fucking wife. 1:00:03 Speaker 1 He'll be like I love you Mary me now you know it's probably what's gonna happen that's 1:00:06 Speaker 1 probably what happened with Patrick Clancy probably found a woman that he knew was not 1:00:10 Speaker 1 on her side and just loved him and he's like you know I will not kill any children 1:00:14 Speaker 1 you have or if we ever have and like is that the standard nowadays when you find a woman 1:00:18 Speaker 1 like are you gonna murder our children if we have them? 1:00:21 Speaker 1 I'm always wanted to have children and then you know if I'm feeling bad one day I'll 1:00:24 Speaker 1 strangle all of them. 1:00:26 Speaker 1 That's exactly the standard which is so sad because I can't even do I mean I'm sure that 1:00:33 Speaker 1 when we had kids Megan had postpartum I mean I'm guessing I don't know I mean hormones 1:00:39 Speaker 1 or hormones, right? 1:00:40 Speaker 1 But there was never a day where I would like go to work 1:00:44 Speaker 1 and I'm sitting here going, oh man, I wonder if she's 1:00:46 Speaker 1 gonna hurt her kid. 1:00:47 Speaker 1 Like there's so, it's so crazy to me. 1:00:50 Speaker 1 So anyway, but I'm standing by my views on this. 1:00:55 Speaker 1 I think she's crazy. 1:00:56 Speaker 1 I think she deserves to go away for a very long time. 1:00:59 Speaker 1 And I understand that mental health is real. 1:01:02 Speaker 1 There's issues and there's things that happen, 1:01:04 Speaker 1 but that does not excuse your behavior. 1:01:06 Speaker 1 Just like you said, Brandon, 1:01:08 Speaker 1 If you walked in on your wife one day, 1:01:11 Speaker 1 hooking up with another dude, 1:01:13 Speaker 1 is there a chance you'd kill him both? 1:01:15 Speaker 1 Oh, 100%, yeah. 1:01:16 Speaker 1 That's why they called a crime passion, 1:01:17 Speaker 1 but like you said, you still go to fucking prison. 1:01:19 Speaker 1 Or dude, even worse. 1:01:20 Speaker 1 And I thought about this. 1:01:21 Speaker 1 If I ever caught one of my daughters with a boyfriend, 1:01:27 Speaker 1 he's probably not gonna live. 1:01:28 Speaker 1 And, but I'm not gonna sit here and go, 1:01:31 Speaker 1 oh yeah, I should totally get off. 1:01:33 Speaker 1 No, I mean like, just send me somewhere nice. 1:01:35 Speaker 1 You know what I mean? 1:01:36 Speaker 1 Like send me to a nice prison. 1:01:38 Speaker 1 Yeah, the one in New York where they got like Maduro and six nine and all the 1:01:44 Speaker 1 No, it's a it's a it's a wild time wild case for sure, but it's they're there's something else I was gonna add to that 1:01:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm gonna say I mean some people just can't be helped 1:01:53 Speaker 1 You know you just got to put them in a psychiatric war and hopefully you catch it 1:01:56 Speaker 1 Before they they kill you all your kids, you know, that's just I mean that's the worst case in area 1:02:01 Speaker 1 They kill all your kids and I bet there's a part of a panic that wish that wish she would have died when she fell out of that 1:02:06 Speaker 1 window. Yes, dude. Of course. And one, they did interviews outside the courtroom or the 1:02:11 Speaker 1 courthouse. And these ladies were sitting there like, Hey, who do you stand with? And 1:02:15 Speaker 1 one, one lady, I'm not kidding, dude. She goes, she goes, well, I mean, she's already in a 1:02:20 Speaker 1 wheelchair. So I mean, I don't know if we really need to punish her anymore. Like, what 1:02:25 Speaker 1 are you kidding? Yeah. Well, that's the biggest thing with this case, not only like how fucking 1:02:29 Speaker 1 crazy Lindsey Clancy is, but the reason women are supporting her, like there's, there's 1:02:33 Speaker 1 So many women that believe she did it. 1:02:35 Speaker 1 Like they're not even saying Patrick Clancy, but she's like, I understand, you know, 1:02:38 Speaker 1 she's already had a bad life, you know, like, but she's murder. 1:02:41 Speaker 1 Can't all right. 1:02:42 Speaker 1 She's supposed to have the worst life possible. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:02:44 Speaker 1 She's not supposed to be in like fucking Barbie fun land and having a good time 1:02:46 Speaker 1 going to universal studios because she's in a fucking wheelchair. 1:02:49 Speaker 1 Like, have you seen her nose? 1:02:51 Speaker 1 Have you seen her nose? 1:02:52 Speaker 1 She suffered enough. 1:02:53 Speaker 1 Okay. 1:02:54 Speaker 1 She suffered enough. 1:02:56 Speaker 1 Big nose, bitch. 1:02:57 Speaker 1 Um, but yeah, no, it's it's a wild time. 1:02:59 Speaker 1 Like I said, I guess there'd be more coming out this week, but I mean, 1:03:02 Speaker 1 already know that it was crazy to me is you got someone like Luigi Manjioni that goes 1:03:06 Speaker 1 and kills a CEO of a healthcare company that has nothing to do with the pricing or nothing 1:03:11 Speaker 1 to do with the bottom end and like who takes the insurance and whatnot. He's not directly 1:03:15 Speaker 1 involved with it. He's just trying to manage a company. He gets murdered. People are congratulating 1:03:19 Speaker 1 him. Nothing's fucking changed. Medicine's still exactly the same. If not more like I said 1:03:22 Speaker 1 because they got to hire private security now and have like armored vehicles to ride around 1:03:26 Speaker 1 and because you people are fucking retarded and you don't understand how the world really 1:03:28 Speaker 1 works and then you have a woman who directly kill her three children and I guarantee there's 1:03:33 Speaker 1 there gonna be no one on the street that murders her when she gets out. 1:03:35 Speaker 1 Oh my god, that's looking to be Clancy over there. 1:03:38 Speaker 1 How cool is that? 1:03:39 Speaker 1 Like I've been thinking about killing my three kids. 1:03:41 Speaker 1 Should I go with the exercise bands? 1:03:42 Speaker 1 I should go with like hanging up from the rafters or should I like shove burning cold down their 1:03:46 Speaker 1 throat? 1:03:47 Speaker 1 What would be the most fun, you know? 1:03:48 Speaker 1 If I see her public, I'm gonna ask her the best way to kill three kids besides exercise 1:03:52 Speaker 1 bands. 1:03:53 Speaker 1 I assume she says. 1:03:54 Speaker 1 It's a world we live in man. 1:03:55 Speaker 1 And that's what you have to deal with. 1:03:56 Speaker 1 I'm already married. 1:03:57 Speaker 1 I already have kids. 1:03:58 Speaker 1 about it now. 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