Want Some Butter On That Biscuit EP-425 - The Daily Dose Show
2026-11-03
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Its accuracy may vary. 0:00 Speaker 1 Hi, I'm Jen, your friend and jeweler at Shane Company. 0:04 Speaker 1 As your gift insider, here are my top fine jewelry picks to give this holiday. 0:08 Speaker 1 Our tennis bracelets and diamond studs feature the prettiest handpicked hand-match diamonds. 0:13 Speaker 1 We have beautiful 14-carat gold chains that make great gifts for both men and women. 0:18 Speaker 1 You can personalize a piece too. 0:20 Speaker 1 Add in engraving, pick a natural gem in their favorite color or birthstone, or give a letter 0:24 Speaker 1 charm. 0:25 Speaker 1 Come see for yourself in store or at shanko.com. 0:28 Speaker 1 company, your friend and jeweler. 0:50 Speaker 1 Upfront payment of $45 for 3 month plan, equivalent to $15 per month required. 0:54 Speaker 1 rate first three months only then full price plan options available taxes and fees extra 0:58 Speaker 1 equal terms at mint mobile.com 1:17 Speaker 1 I would have made it to a Tuesday and on this day in history back in 1493 Christopher Columbus 1:22 Speaker 1 first sites the island of Dominica and the Caribbean and keep some moving because he realized that 1:26 Speaker 1 place is going to be a piece of shit my name is Brandon Thrasher is the day of the dough show we're 1:29 Speaker 1 gonna pause real quick from a message advised by our attorneys morning what you're about to 1:33 Speaker 1 hear is the funniest shit in your life with that being said the comments made by Brandon 1:35 Speaker 1 and Chuck do not reflect their views everything said in the show is protected under parody law 1:38 Speaker 1 in no way, shape or form, as anything said or done on the show is real. 1:40 Speaker 1 Everything is all props. 1:41 Speaker 1 Enjoy the show. 1:42 Speaker 1 Over there is Chuck Charles. 1:43 Speaker 1 I earned fizz. 1:44 Speaker 1 How you doing there? 1:45 Speaker 1 But thank God, Chris for Columbus did not stay at the Dominican Republic 1:48 Speaker 1 long. 1:48 Speaker 1 That would suck if we all live there. 1:50 Speaker 1 I think he just stayed long enough to pillage, rape and murder. 1:53 Speaker 1 And then he moved on because he was like, I don't think they're going to 1:56 Speaker 1 name a day after me. 1:57 Speaker 1 I think I need to go somewhere. 1:58 Speaker 1 That's going to really, you know, take care of me in the future. 2:02 Speaker 1 And because he didn't, did he do anything other than just steal from him? 2:05 Speaker 1 Because he did that all over the Caribbean, right? 2:06 Speaker 1 because I mean he was trying to find a new trade route because all the fucking Islam Muslims were destroying the current trade route and they're like pirates and ships and everything and taking them over so the Queen's like we need to find a new ship to keep all these damn Muslims from fucking fucking our shit up all these radicals or 2:22 Speaker 1 they're not even really radical I mean they're they're all radical for the most part Islam but so that then he just had a little fun with it while he was finding a new trade route 2:30 Speaker 1 what were they doing? They were ramming their boats and other boats. 2:33 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. Islam was, uh, yeah, they were, they were pretty much the first pirates. 2:36 Speaker 1 You know, they were just like pillaging everything and taking over these ships 2:39 Speaker 1 during these trade routes. They're like, all right, we keep losing our shit to these 2:41 Speaker 1 damn Muslims. Uh, we need to find a new trade round. They didn't have guns yet. 2:44 Speaker 1 The shoot them. Uh, so it is like, find a new one and he found a new one. 2:47 Speaker 1 He just had a little bit more fun. Uh, I'm feeding the crows. 2:50 Speaker 1 I haven't been posted on YouTube though lately. It's been mainly on Facebook 2:52 Speaker 1 because YouTube don't really pay. Anyway, uh, yeah, that's why he did it. 2:56 Speaker 1 Yeah. I thought I thought, um, Christopher Columbus was Italian. 2:58 Speaker 1 he was yeah but he was commissioned by the Queen to find a new trade route. Isn't that 3:04 Speaker 1 weird though that you got an Italian dude to do it? They probably didn't really care 3:08 Speaker 1 that much about Italian they want to bring any English men over there yet because once 3:12 Speaker 1 the English people got over there they're like we got a laggad here fuck off we're not 3:14 Speaker 1 gonna send you to ex-back pieces of shit and then they kind of took over everything. 3:18 Speaker 1 Yeah missed the context of a blind the muslim Jane blaming for a lot of things but yeah 3:22 Speaker 1 that's what happened and also on this day back in 1954 Godzilla premieres in theaters 3:27 Speaker 1 launching the iconic Kaiju genre, which I guess just means monster genre in Japan. 3:32 Speaker 1 Yeah, I've never seen it. 3:34 Speaker 1 I mean, I've watched the new one that P did it to soundtrack to. 3:39 Speaker 1 But other than that one, I've never watched Godzilla. 3:41 Speaker 1 Like that was stupid. 3:42 Speaker 1 Godzilla and King Kong, right? 3:44 Speaker 1 Those were the two that were the big, like the big monsters that ever. 3:48 Speaker 1 And there was one more. 3:50 Speaker 1 There was like a big old dinosaur. 3:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, that King Kong had to fight. 3:54 Speaker 1 It's go island. I feel like that was Godzilla. No, no, Godzilla's like the big old crazy 4:01 Speaker 1 fire breathing one. The other one was a T-Rex like a big one that King Kong had a fight. 4:05 Speaker 1 We're like fucking you got the big lizard guy. We're gonna go with the big ass fucking 4:08 Speaker 1 ape. Yeah, I don't understand why we chose an ape. You know, probably the time of America 4:14 Speaker 1 and they're just probably some kind of some blood metal messaging and everything. So they're 4:17 Speaker 1 just kind of like, yeah, let's make this grill a real big and nasty of me. Everyone's attack 4:21 Speaker 1 it was it when did it come out I got Zilla or King Kong King Kong let me look at that 4:28 Speaker 1 up I don't have that on today when did King not King Bondi King Kong come out 4:34 Speaker 1 uh 1933 was the original and when was uh like when was segregation like a big deal 4:41 Speaker 1 in America uh what was the height of segregation a big deal what was the height 4:48 Speaker 1 of segregation. When was that gurgation of ballast between 54 and 68? So yeah, back then 4:53 Speaker 1 their pilot look was going to happen if these big gorillas come in and take it over. 4:56 Speaker 1 Dude, they were people were really, really racist back then. I mean, you know, I know my 5:01 Speaker 1 parents are my grandfather and my grandmother were born like the early 1900s or teens like 5:07 Speaker 1 the like 1918 and around that time. And the way, even when I was growing up, the way that 5:14 Speaker 1 older people would talk about race. 5:17 Speaker 1 It would make you like, 5:19 Speaker 1 it's worse than the way you talk about certain people. 5:23 Speaker 1 Like when you say things, I cringe a little bit. 5:25 Speaker 1 Like when you talk about, you know, Jewish people. 5:28 Speaker 1 And when you talk about current issues in Canada 5:31 Speaker 1 and Europe and things like that. 5:32 Speaker 1 Current issues in Canada. 5:34 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? 5:34 Speaker 1 Yeah, well, actually you just make fun of Canadians. 5:36 Speaker 1 I guess that's not that bad. 5:38 Speaker 1 But when you talk about like, you know, people, 5:39 Speaker 1 the immigrants and you talk about different immigrants 5:41 Speaker 1 and where they're coming from, you know, 5:43 Speaker 1 cringe a little. It paled in comparison to things I heard as a young boy and I'm talking eight, nine years old. And the things my grandfather would say like it wasn't even a big deal. He'd just throw out these slurs about everybody. Oh, I bet he hated. I bet he hated the Jabs. 6:00 Speaker 1 He did. Yeah. And you know, and we had a reason to just so we all know me and Brandon have talked about this. The word Jap is not a bad word. It's not racist. They just called him that because Japanese was 6:13 Speaker 1 too long to write on the letterhead of a newspaper. 6:15 Speaker 1 So they called them Japs. 6:17 Speaker 1 So it's not bad. 6:18 Speaker 1 We're not disparaging them. 6:20 Speaker 1 But the other words he would use, 6:22 Speaker 1 I mean, they were terrible. 6:24 Speaker 1 And I remember as a young boy, 6:25 Speaker 1 like if I ever, let's say I ever became really famous, 6:29 Speaker 1 and you know what they like to do now. 6:31 Speaker 1 When you become really famous, 6:32 Speaker 1 they like to sit you down and interview and they're like, 6:34 Speaker 1 Brandon, have you ever said any racially inappropriate things? 6:39 Speaker 1 I know, yeah, baby. 6:41 Speaker 1 That's how I got here today. 6:42 Speaker 1 I got to watch my back now. 6:44 Speaker 1 Everyone's got to be a little racist. 6:46 Speaker 1 If not, you're disretarded. 6:48 Speaker 1 Yeah. 6:48 Speaker 1 Then you and they're like, okay, so now you're hitting two groups, you know, 6:52 Speaker 1 you're not just hitting the ratio part of it. 6:53 Speaker 1 You're also hitting the people that are not very smart and mentally, I guess, 6:57 Speaker 1 retarded. Um, but anyway, that's the thing is I can never say. 7:02 Speaker 1 I never said those things because as a young child, I didn't know they were bad 7:06 Speaker 1 because my grandpa set them all the time. 7:08 Speaker 1 And then when I finally realized I think, I was in school. 7:11 Speaker 1 I was in the pride fourth or fifth grade. 7:13 Speaker 1 And they, you know, just like with sex ed and all that, 7:15 Speaker 1 they would come in and they'd be like, 7:18 Speaker 1 these are the words you should never say 7:20 Speaker 1 about another race. 7:21 Speaker 1 And I didn't grow up in a predominantly black place. 7:24 Speaker 1 I grew up in a predominantly white area. 7:26 Speaker 1 So I didn't have, I didn't go to school 7:28 Speaker 1 with anybody that was Hispanic or black. 7:31 Speaker 1 So I remember sitting there and they're going through the list. 7:34 Speaker 1 And I remember looking at the list of all the words 7:36 Speaker 1 you can't use. 7:37 Speaker 1 And I'm going, oh my God, my grandfather's 7:40 Speaker 1 a bad man, you know, like it was just like every every word on there. I go, yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that today. You know, and so anyway, 7:48 Speaker 1 it's just like, I mean, it's like the same thing as cigarettes. Like back then when they're smoking, they didn't know it was bad, you know, so then you got 40 years later, they're like, all right, cigarettes are bad and the words are bad, but you still have people to smoke cigarettes and, you know, rightfully rightfully so if they want to smoke cigarettes, they can. So it's kind of like the same thing. The way I look at it, but 8:03 Speaker 1 I'm just Michael Germany. No, I did not just say it that I 8:07 Speaker 1 dropped it. I said I did when I was a little kid. I didn't know 8:11 Speaker 1 any better. 8:11 Speaker 1 It's even worse. 8:12 Speaker 1 No, dude. I said a lot of things. I didn't. There was a lot 8:15 Speaker 1 of things I didn't know when I was a little I once played with 8:18 Speaker 1 a with a cock ring for two weeks. I thought it was a toy. 8:21 Speaker 1 Okay. 8:21 Speaker 1 Like I did you don't know. 8:23 Speaker 1 I don't want to talk about it. 8:25 Speaker 1 How did you end up with a cock ring eight years old? Damn, 8:27 Speaker 1 were you should have been like taken away young with no dude. 8:30 Speaker 1 So I can't even tell the story. 8:33 Speaker 1 This is, I, I, let's just say I found it. 8:35 Speaker 1 I found it at a friend's house. 8:38 Speaker 1 And again, you know, we would, when you're young, dude, you have, you know, you did it. 8:44 Speaker 1 You go to your buddy's house and you never play with a cock ring when I was a little boy. 8:47 Speaker 1 Never. 8:48 Speaker 1 I was like, I put out my tongue. 8:50 Speaker 1 You snoop. 8:53 Speaker 1 You go to their parents room and you snoop. 8:55 Speaker 1 And I, okay, well, I did a lot. 8:57 Speaker 1 I was a snooper and me and my buddies would go to each other's houses and we'd snoop. 9:02 Speaker 1 And that's how we found my dad. 9:04 Speaker 1 My dad would hide guns in the vents, the air duct, like the air vents. 9:09 Speaker 1 And luckily I was raised to always be around guns and respect guns and never play with 9:14 Speaker 1 guns. 9:16 Speaker 1 And so, so I'm not going around the table though. 9:19 Speaker 1 So yeah, so anyway, you know, I find the guns we call do we can't play with these, you know, 9:23 Speaker 1 but you know, we're looking for whatever we can find. 9:25 Speaker 1 You know, that's cool. 9:26 Speaker 1 It was like, oh, we found a cigar once. 9:28 Speaker 1 That was pretty cool. 9:29 Speaker 1 Almost died. 9:30 Speaker 1 Because I didn't know you can't inhale a cigar. 9:31 Speaker 1 I was like eight years old. 9:32 Speaker 1 I'm all back trying to smoke a cigar. 9:34 Speaker 1 I didn't clip it or anything. 9:35 Speaker 1 I didn't know what I was doing. 9:37 Speaker 1 But I remember one time I found a, 9:42 Speaker 1 I think it's a cock ring. 9:43 Speaker 1 It goes on it and it's got like little ribs all over it. 9:46 Speaker 1 It was on the cock? 9:47 Speaker 1 On the on the ring, on the rubber ring. 9:50 Speaker 1 Okay, yeah. 9:51 Speaker 1 So I find it and I look at my pony. 9:53 Speaker 1 I'm like, what is this? 9:55 Speaker 1 Right? 9:55 Speaker 1 I'm like, and I'm like flipping it, you know, we're like, we're like shooting at each other. 10:01 Speaker 1 We're just like flipping it and each other like, oh, you know, in the face. 10:04 Speaker 1 And I think so do it. 10:05 Speaker 1 I put it in my pocket and I kept it and I took it to school with me and I feel a boy. 10:12 Speaker 1 I had it for a good, a good week, I think, before I think I left it in my pants pocket 10:19 Speaker 1 and my mom washed our laundry and she found it. 10:22 Speaker 1 She's like, what is this? 10:23 Speaker 1 I found it over Ryan's house and she gets okay cool and then threw it away 10:27 Speaker 1 So it took me many years when looking back on that memory until I was like oh my god 10:32 Speaker 1 I played with a cock ring. That's probably why his parents got divorced thought he used it on another woman left 10:36 Speaker 1 It's somewhere. She's like where's your cock rings? I have no idea babe. I'm so I have no idea 10:40 Speaker 1 She's like yeah, right? 10:42 Speaker 1 This is you didn't tell anybody about it. She's just like oh my god 10:44 Speaker 1 I don't need to tell anybody this I don't want to bring this conversation up to my my son found your husband's cockering and 10:49 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure my mom had the conversation with my dad, like, hey, so, you know, little 10:56 Speaker 1 Charles went and found this and what do we do? And my dad probably said what I would say, 11:01 Speaker 1 you know, just don't like, could you? Okay. Could you imagine if you had like a seven or eight 11:05 Speaker 1 year old kid and they go to a friend's house and they come home and they got a vibrator in their 11:11 Speaker 1 pocket? I mean, obviously they're not using it. They just found it picked it up and put it in 11:16 Speaker 1 in their pocket. What do you do? You call the homeowner, you know, or the 11:19 Speaker 1 friend's mom and go, Hey, it's a little brand and accidentally took your 11:23 Speaker 1 vibrator. Um, do you want it back? I mean, they're not they're gonna be 11:27 Speaker 1 like, I wasn't mine. You know, I mean, yeah, it was real taboo back 11:30 Speaker 1 then. I see on social media, like women like show and other women, 11:33 Speaker 1 all these kind of different ways you can like use homemade vibrators 11:36 Speaker 1 to, you know, get your nut off and squirt all over the place. But 11:38 Speaker 1 yeah, it was like it was taboo back then. But I guess now it's like 11:42 Speaker 1 more appropriate. But it's also weird. Like when you go in 11:45 Speaker 1 someone's home and they have like those massage guns. 11:48 Speaker 1 You ever seen those? 11:49 Speaker 1 Like the really nice ones? 11:50 Speaker 1 It was a big ball on the end. 11:51 Speaker 1 It's like, b-b-b-b-b-b. 11:52 Speaker 1 You just know it's been bouncing off some clam recently. 11:55 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just been rocking the sea down there. 11:57 Speaker 1 And you're like, I don't really want to use this, you know? 11:59 Speaker 1 Which had 10X girlfriend. 12:00 Speaker 1 She went over to these girlfriends. 12:01 Speaker 1 She was like, just kind of a whore. 12:02 Speaker 1 He was banging. 12:03 Speaker 1 But she had one over there. 12:04 Speaker 1 And we'd use it on our backs, but I'd never put it on my skin. 12:07 Speaker 1 Because I know that I probably had a bunch of weird vaginal 12:11 Speaker 1 juices all over it. 12:12 Speaker 1 And I was like, hey, I don't want that on my skin. 12:13 Speaker 1 I mean, you gotta be careful with massage tools. 12:16 Speaker 1 And John, no, this isn't, you missed the story. 12:18 Speaker 1 This was not about my father, the pastor, okay? 12:21 Speaker 1 But you know what, I don't think that'd be a big deal. 12:24 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, my parents like came back and, you know, 12:26 Speaker 1 now, and they were like, oh yeah, we did all kinds of that. 12:28 Speaker 1 I mean, I think to a certain extent, 12:32 Speaker 1 that stuff kind of keeps a marriage healthy. 12:34 Speaker 1 I think if you're gonna have a good marriage, 12:36 Speaker 1 you have to be able to, you know, please each other 12:38 Speaker 1 and not wanna step out on each other. 12:39 Speaker 1 And I think that's a big deal. 12:40 Speaker 1 Not I wouldn't wear one. 12:42 Speaker 1 I don't know what to shut up. I don't know what the I don't know what really what it does 12:46 Speaker 1 I mean they selling a gas station vending machines 12:49 Speaker 1 Well, it like vibrate when you when you go all the way down and like vibrate the clip up there 12:53 Speaker 1 You gotta make sure it's positioned and it's supposed to like provide more blood flow to the cock with like restricting it 12:57 Speaker 1 So it doesn't like go back out as quick 12:59 Speaker 1 But yeah, that's what they're used for so those massage guns pound no woman is you oh yeah 13:04 Speaker 1 They do I've seen them I've seen one lady on social media 13:06 Speaker 1 She put like a took the ball off the end and like put a it was like a oddly colored dildo 13:11 Speaker 1 It was like a brownish like it wouldn't even a black guy or an Indian. They're like what the fuck are you doing? 13:15 Speaker 1 Like this why do you care about the color of it? This is just odd, you know, like if I was shopping for dildos 13:19 Speaker 1 I mean, I'm not gonna get like a you know if I was like 13:22 Speaker 1 What are those things called where it's just like the ass and the legs? 13:26 Speaker 1 Damn, what's that thank God? 13:28 Speaker 1 It's like a sex toy for guys, but it's just it's just the ass cheeks and it's just like the legs 13:33 Speaker 1 I can't remember what they're called. They're got like a name for someone in the car 13:35 Speaker 1 Oh, I got a pocket, a pocket P. 13:38 Speaker 1 A pocket pussy. Yeah, but it's like a full thing. 13:39 Speaker 1 It's like the asses and everything. 13:41 Speaker 1 But I mean, if I was gonna buy one of those, 13:43 Speaker 1 I mean, I got to buy like a purple one, 13:45 Speaker 1 you know, maybe like an app, maybe like a blue one. 13:47 Speaker 1 So it was like that chick from X-Men. 13:48 Speaker 1 She was always hot. 13:49 Speaker 1 And I was always confused how she was naked on TV all the time. 13:51 Speaker 1 I'm like, is my dad know I'm watching this? 13:52 Speaker 1 Like he's sitting there with me like, 13:53 Speaker 1 he's not see this lady's like naked. 13:55 Speaker 1 You're talking about it was it. 13:56 Speaker 1 Rebecca remain remain stamos that played her. 14:00 Speaker 1 What I couldn't tell you. 14:01 Speaker 1 I think Jennifer Lawrence played her as well. 14:04 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, she did. 14:05 Speaker 1 she was probably the hottest one. Yeah. 14:06 Speaker 1 But that was all just painted on. 14:07 Speaker 1 It was like latex painted on. 14:09 Speaker 1 I think it's mystique as her name mystique. 14:11 Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 14:13 Speaker 1 And then they put her Fortnite also and then they got like 14:16 Speaker 1 Megnestalian in there and her ass like hanging out or shorts and everything. 14:19 Speaker 1 It's crazy. And then Chun Li, you know, remember we found out Carter's 14:22 Speaker 1 favorite Fortnite character was Chun Li, but I'm sure he's got a new, a few more 14:25 Speaker 1 favorite ones now. 14:26 Speaker 1 He got embarrassed because you told him because you talked about that. 14:29 Speaker 1 So he got rid of that skin. 14:31 Speaker 1 It's a bit like a Sabrina. 14:33 Speaker 1 They put the brain of carpet on there where she's wearing that outfit where it's like her 14:36 Speaker 1 I mean, it's just like jammed up her ass and her badge lips and you can just like see everything back there 14:40 Speaker 1 I tell you what Carter did to make his girlfriend jealous 14:45 Speaker 1 He put on a skin that was a chick on horton. I know it's so much better 14:49 Speaker 1 So her I guess his girlfriend they were talking on the phone and and she said 14:53 Speaker 1 Yeah, I really missed you at I missed you at the park today because Carter didn't go to the park 14:59 Speaker 1 when she wanted him to go to the park to watch her sister's softball game. Carter didn't go. 15:03 Speaker 1 He wanted to go hang out with his buddies. So his girlfriend goes, yeah, I missed you at 15:07 Speaker 1 the park today. So I hung out with another boy and he was really cute. Right? So Carter in retaliation 15:13 Speaker 1 for that goes, well, you know, so and so in our grain, I think she's really pretty. So his girlfriend 15:19 Speaker 1 goes, Carter, I was kidding. This boy doesn't even exist. I can't even say anything. Like I was 15:24 Speaker 1 I was just making a joke. 15:25 Speaker 1 And Carter goes, oh, yeah, I was kidding too. 15:28 Speaker 1 She says, you said her name. 15:30 Speaker 1 We all know her. 15:31 Speaker 1 Hi, I'm Jen, your friend and jeweler at Shane Company. 15:35 Speaker 1 As your gift insider, here are my top fine jewelry picks to give this holiday. 15:39 Speaker 1 Our tennis bracelets and diamond studs feature the prettiest handpicked, hand-matched diamonds. 15:44 Speaker 1 We have beautiful 14 karat gold chains that make great gifts for both men and women. 15:49 Speaker 1 You can personalize a piece too. 15:51 Speaker 1 and engraving, pick a natural gem in their favorite color or birthstone or give a letter 15:55 Speaker 1 charm. 15:56 Speaker 1 Come see for yourself in store or at shameco.com. 15:59 Speaker 1 Shame company, your friend and jeweler. 16:02 Speaker 1 Prize picks packs are here. 16:03 Speaker 1 Rip digital packs and get real basketball, football and Pokemon cards. 16:07 Speaker 1 Sell cards instantly for cash or ship them home. 16:10 Speaker 1 Prize picks packs gives everyone the opportunity to pull the one of one Cooper flag rookie 16:14 Speaker 1 card worth $8 million and a Pikachu Illustrator card worth $2.8 million and packs as low as 16:20 Speaker 1 Just $1. 16:21 Speaker 1 Download prize picks and use code SPOTIFY to get $25 Installing and bonus packs when 16:26 Speaker 1 you buy your first $5 pack. 16:28 Speaker 1 Prize picks. 16:29 Speaker 1 Run your game. 16:30 Speaker 1 18 plus eligible areas from the plaque alike responsibly. 16:32 Speaker 1 That's what she gets for being a bitch though. 16:35 Speaker 1 I'm just like, uhh, so I had to have this talk with him and I'm like, look dude, like 16:41 Speaker 1 if a woman ever tries to make you jealous, you gotta come back with that like, oh yeah, 16:45 Speaker 1 I met this girl, you know, I don't know her name, you know, but she's pretty hot too. 16:49 Speaker 1 I was attracted to her as well that way when she goes I was kidding you can go yeah me too 16:54 Speaker 1 I just give the full government name and her boobs that bra size and everything good guy 16:59 Speaker 1 You know what's her name and third period she's smoking hot 17:04 Speaker 1 That's funny though at least now she knows she's got to do a little better and maybe not be much as a bitch 17:07 Speaker 1 But we'll have to see I saw a video earlier 17:11 Speaker 1 It was who's the guy that's on Pat McAfee with a big head is the name AJ. I don't know dude. I don't really watch Pat McAfee 17:17 Speaker 1 I think it's hard to watch. 17:19 Speaker 1 I don't want you to watch the clips every now and then, you know, and whatever they got 17:22 Speaker 1 to save it on. 17:23 Speaker 1 Are they funny clips? 17:24 Speaker 1 I don't watch the whole show or anything. 17:25 Speaker 1 But apparently, AJ, I think it's his name with a big head looks kind of weird. 17:30 Speaker 1 He was talking about how his daughter is going through drivers that and the teacher told 17:34 Speaker 1 her how driving with two feet is not right at all. 17:37 Speaker 1 He's been teaching how to do that. 17:39 Speaker 1 Before we get any farther, are you a two feet driver? 17:42 Speaker 1 Oh, you can't drive two feet. 17:44 Speaker 1 I know some people that do and it bothers me a little bit and it also makes me think 17:48 Speaker 1 they're under other unethical shit because it just seems very odd to me to be driving 17:53 Speaker 1 with two feet. 17:54 Speaker 1 Now I will sometimes if I'm on a long drive, I'll drive my left foot instead. 17:57 Speaker 1 I'll like lean over like my foot's falling asleep. 17:59 Speaker 1 You know, you do the little switcharoo and just drive with your left foot, cross your 18:01 Speaker 1 legs. 18:02 Speaker 1 But the two feet thing, it just seems real bad, seems real dangerous. 18:05 Speaker 1 And then they're almost in the same group as cyclists. 18:08 Speaker 1 Kind of like why are you doing that? 18:09 Speaker 1 It doesn't, it doesn't make sense to me. 18:11 Speaker 1 Well, I don't know because, because I mean, you know, you obviously have to use two feet 18:14 Speaker 1 when you're driving a stick. 18:16 Speaker 1 Well, that's for the question. 18:16 Speaker 1 I'll break. 18:17 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't understand how you could drive with two feet 18:20 Speaker 1 with an automatic and then try to drive a stick. 18:23 Speaker 1 I don't know how you're even going to be able to do that. 18:25 Speaker 1 Like, well, you wouldn't anybody that drives a two feet in an automatic. 18:28 Speaker 1 You there's no way you can drive a stick. 18:29 Speaker 1 You know, a third foot. 18:31 Speaker 1 So I don't know how that works. 18:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't either. 18:33 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously, like sticks are down for the most part, but it just seems 18:36 Speaker 1 I've tried doing it one time before and it just feels so weird. 18:38 Speaker 1 It feels like it feels dirty. 18:39 Speaker 1 It feels unethical. 18:40 Speaker 1 Like I'm going to go to hell for doing it. 18:42 Speaker 1 I mean, I assume it feels like you're going to slam on your brakes for no reason and you're 18:46 Speaker 1 going to get your car accident. 18:47 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 18:48 Speaker 1 Is anybody in the chat or in the comments down below? 18:49 Speaker 1 Let us know if you drive a two feet if you do. 18:51 Speaker 1 We're going to rag on you a good bit, but they probably won't comment. 18:54 Speaker 1 Anyway, how was your day over there? 18:57 Speaker 1 Dear Charles, I know you substitute top today. 18:59 Speaker 1 Is that the more? 19:00 Speaker 1 Well, let me, it is. 19:01 Speaker 1 It is. 19:02 Speaker 1 I just put the hat on because I always wear a hat. 19:04 Speaker 1 But yeah, let me get these. 19:05 Speaker 1 Let me get these birthdays out of the way. 19:07 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. 19:08 Speaker 1 We got some really good birthdays today. 19:10 Speaker 1 This is not the trans dude. This is his daughter Kendall Jenner. And I think I I confused her 19:15 Speaker 1 a little while back with some other chick. I think it was that Baldwin that Justin Bieber 19:19 Speaker 1 was married. 19:20 Speaker 1 Oh, hey, the Baldwin. Yeah. So Kendall Jenner. Um, guess how old she's going to be today? 19:26 Speaker 1 Uh, I'm thinking she's going to be 34 32 32. Okay. I look at her like she's 20 still, 19:33 Speaker 1 you know, where's time go? That's good. All that plastic surgery helps out a good bit. 19:37 Speaker 1 She does. She looks very young. 19:38 Speaker 1 A dolph Lundgren's birthday is today. Do you remember what he's famous for? You got 19:42 Speaker 1 to know this. 19:43 Speaker 1 The only dolph I know is young golf and he got killed murdered in the candy shop, you 19:46 Speaker 1 know, Memphis. 19:47 Speaker 1 Come on, man. Dolph Lundgren, he's been in one movie that you care about and he was 19:52 Speaker 1 fantastic. I'll give you a line from it. I will break you. 19:56 Speaker 1 Oh, he was in a rocky. He was the Russian. 19:59 Speaker 1 Which one was it? 20:00 Speaker 1 Let's see one he lost Apollo two he beat Apollo three lost to Mr T number four. I think 20:10 Speaker 1 it was three. 20:11 Speaker 1 Let me look it up. 20:12 Speaker 1 Definitely think it was three definitely it was three while you're looking that up. 20:16 Speaker 1 Roseanne Barr birthday today. 20:19 Speaker 1 Oh, this is a huge one. 20:20 Speaker 1 I tried to get him on the show Brandon ex nated Colin Kaepernick's birthday is today. 20:25 Speaker 1 Yeah, check one of the guys. 20:26 Speaker 1 Colin Kaepernick I was like, dude, you want us to lose listeners like they're not even 20:29 Speaker 1 picking them. 20:30 Speaker 1 interview with that guy because he has nothing to say and he's an idiot and he's 20:32 Speaker 1 probably gonna have him on he needs a he just I don't care he talks about we can 20:36 Speaker 1 make fun of them a little bit Rocky vs. Russian was Rocky four came out 20:40 Speaker 1 1985 all right best one that was definitely the best one and then the 20:44 Speaker 1 last one I have and I don't know if you're gonna know who this is I hope you do 20:47 Speaker 1 because I think you're a good human being Elizabeth Smart do you know who 20:52 Speaker 1 Elizabeth Smart is she Kirby smarts wife oh my god you come on dude you're 20:58 Speaker 1 better than that. Don't Elizabeth smart. Don't be a bad person. I'm not gonna be a bad person 21:03 Speaker 1 by not knowing this bitch. Um Elizabeth smart. What's she like a nun? So she was born in 21:10 Speaker 1 November 3rd, 1987. So that kind of gives you a rough approximate of her age. You should 21:16 Speaker 1 know her. You know who she is. Come on. Say she'll be 10 36 39 today. So she Oh, she was 21:25 Speaker 1 She founded she was Joseph Smith's grandson's wife. 21:30 Speaker 1 She she was putting the national spotlight in 2002 at the age of 14. 21:35 Speaker 1 Does that help? 21:36 Speaker 1 Uh, Shirley Temple. 21:38 Speaker 1 Now she was old. 21:39 Speaker 1 And then, uh, me, man, I have no idea who this at four 2002. 21:44 Speaker 1 I was three. 21:45 Speaker 1 She did live in Salt Lake City at the time. 21:47 Speaker 1 Okay. 21:48 Speaker 1 She'd Mormon. 21:49 Speaker 1 Now this does change the way I look at this. 21:52 Speaker 1 I'm going to die now. 21:53 Speaker 1 And how it doesn't seem this is bad when you say that she might have been Mormon. 21:59 Speaker 1 But yeah, so Elizabeth Smart is currently an American child safety activist and commentator 22:05 Speaker 1 for ABC News. 22:06 Speaker 1 She was put in the National Spotlight in 2002 at age 14 and she was abducted from her home 22:11 Speaker 1 in Salt Lake City by Brian David Mitchell. 22:14 Speaker 1 Mitchell and his wife, Wanda Barzi, held Smart captive for nine months and repeatedly raped 22:20 Speaker 1 and assaulted her until she was rescued by police officers on a street in Sandy, Utah. 22:27 Speaker 1 She got her education. 22:28 Speaker 1 You why you? 22:29 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't get a fuck about that bitch. 22:33 Speaker 1 No more. 22:34 Speaker 1 No, I feel bad. 22:35 Speaker 1 Why did they target her because she was Mormon and like the Mormon community is like cool 22:38 Speaker 1 with that? 22:39 Speaker 1 Well, I don't think they're cool with it. 22:40 Speaker 1 She was she was taken from her home and then she was she was like it was really weird because 22:44 Speaker 1 She was 14 when she got abducted. 22:49 Speaker 1 And she just kind of, I don't think she went along with it, 22:51 Speaker 1 but she was living in the mountains like in a campsite 22:54 Speaker 1 and walking around the city. 22:56 Speaker 1 And people always said like, you know, 22:57 Speaker 1 she didn't even try to get rescued. 22:59 Speaker 1 Her face was covered and all that stuff. 23:02 Speaker 1 Yeah, since she got up, she's been working 23:04 Speaker 1 with activists and advocates for missing persons 23:06 Speaker 1 and sex abuse victims. 23:08 Speaker 1 But her life and abduction have been the subject 23:10 Speaker 1 of numerous nonfiction books and films. 23:13 Speaker 1 about to say it sounds like a movie I watched one time Elizabeth Smart movie 23:18 Speaker 1 kidnapped never watch that I am Elizabeth Smart never watched that the Elizabeth 23:22 Speaker 1 Smart story never watched that okay maybe it's not a movie I've ever seen 23:25 Speaker 1 before dude guess what guess what they got for doing it guess what they got 23:28 Speaker 1 sentenced to for kidnap in this girl 20 years the life 15 years in a federal 23:36 Speaker 1 prison as a part of a plea deal. And Barzy, the female credit for seven years, she only 23:43 Speaker 1 got seven years for abducting this girl. Dude, I would totally, if this was my daughter and 23:49 Speaker 1 somebody kidnapped my daughter, we found them. And they took a plea deal for 15 years or seven 23:55 Speaker 1 years. When they walk out of that prison and they're free, what do you think's going to 24:00 Speaker 1 happen within the first 20 minutes and then being free? 24:03 Speaker 1 Oh, it's like that dude that was answering the phone call and he turned around and shot 24:06 Speaker 1 that guy in the head. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. I mean, you're catching a hot 24:09 Speaker 1 one. Like as soon as you walk out, like I don't even I'm going to be perched somewhere 24:12 Speaker 1 real nice and easy. I don't care if I get caught, right? And I'm just blowing your pineapple 24:16 Speaker 1 up as soon as you walk out there. It's just crazy. 15 years and seven years for kidnapping 24:21 Speaker 1 this innocent child. It's nuts, man. I mean, don't get me wrong. Utah makes does change 24:25 Speaker 1 things because they're kind of crazy out there. But yeah, it's just nuts. We need to have 24:29 Speaker 1 stricter laws with this kind of stuff. And I mean, what at what point does it become? 24:33 Speaker 1 Well, I guess you was still underage, but I mean if you're kidding have someone at 18 and then like they you know 24:37 Speaker 1 After like a month they kind of like hanging out with you 24:39 Speaker 1 Do you only get charged for like kidnapping for a month after they're like I kind of like this life better than my Mormon parents? 24:44 Speaker 1 I mean, I think you still can kidnap anybody right like I could kidnap you right now 24:48 Speaker 1 I don't know what is this should have like an adult nap. They should call like adult napping 24:52 Speaker 1 I don't know why they still call it kidnapping. Well, it's what like there are other 24:56 Speaker 1 Under 18, I mean you can't have you know a minor in your possession. That's not yours as you found out 25:00 Speaker 1 a recent week. Okay. Okay. Just to clear, you can have a minor in your possession that's 25:06 Speaker 1 not yours. You just can't have a minor in your possession. You didn't get permission 25:09 Speaker 1 to get. That's the thing. Yeah. And that you're not really supposed to take them across state 25:14 Speaker 1 lines either. I think that's like a felony or something like that. I thought you were 25:17 Speaker 1 going to say take them across the street. I was like, Oh, you got that. It was an accident. 25:24 Speaker 1 It's like crossing the back of your car and you're like a mile from the border like 25:27 Speaker 1 I'm going to say another felony right there. 25:31 Speaker 1 So, um, all right, we're going to be, uh, you know, for you people in the chat, 25:35 Speaker 1 you're going to see us here later getting tonight because we're getting caught up 25:37 Speaker 1 for, I go to Kentucky, uh, today, or go back to, uh, yeah, what was your day? 25:41 Speaker 1 How's your day go? 25:41 Speaker 1 Uh, what classes did you have today? 25:43 Speaker 1 4th, 5th, 3rd, 2nd. 25:45 Speaker 1 I had 5th grade man. 25:46 Speaker 1 And, you know, everything was good. 25:48 Speaker 1 I mean, it wasn't as bad as it usually is. 25:50 Speaker 1 I definitely had a different attitude today. 25:53 Speaker 1 You know, I had a long night. 25:54 Speaker 1 I, well, you kind of, I mean, I stayed up 25:57 Speaker 1 We lost, Carter lost his baseball tournament in the last game in the semi final and then I got back. It was already kind of late. 26:04 Speaker 1 I recorded with you and then I immediately rolled into that stupid God awful realm. I still come Redskins Eagles game and I turned that off at halftime. I was like, oh, gosh, they're so bad. 26:15 Speaker 1 It's just not even it's so bad, but I watched the whole thing and then I went to bed and I'm still tired from this stupid daylight savings time, which I thought going back in hours going to help me. 26:25 Speaker 1 it hurt me for some reason. So when I got there this morning, the kids were just, you know, they were 26:30 Speaker 1 being, they were just being a lot, man, you know, and kind of so I just started taking time off the 26:37 Speaker 1 recess, you know, one minute at a time. And, and I was just, you know, I kept doing that. And then, 26:44 Speaker 1 I went out for, we went out for their short recess, came back, I ate my lunch. And so, I'm, 26:49 Speaker 1 I'm, you know, where my classroom is, I'm right next to another teacher. 26:54 Speaker 1 And she came out and she knocks my door and she goes, 26:57 Speaker 1 Hey, cause we don't get a break. 26:58 Speaker 1 Like at all. 26:59 Speaker 1 And I drank coffee. 27:00 Speaker 1 I drank all this water. 27:01 Speaker 1 At one point, I texted Megan because she was teaching kindergarten. 27:04 Speaker 1 I'm like, yo, I got to go to the bathroom. 27:05 Speaker 1 Like you got to come and relieve me because I have to go pee bad. 27:08 Speaker 1 So she popped in. 27:09 Speaker 1 So I go to the bathroom with this other teacher. 27:10 Speaker 1 She comes in and goes, Hey, can you watch my students? 27:13 Speaker 1 So I didn't realize that this other teacher was coming through. 27:16 Speaker 1 Like you have a, you have bathrooms that join different classrooms. 27:19 Speaker 1 And I didn't read the plan that said at such and such time all of your students have to go to 27:26 Speaker 1 This teacher's class because she's gonna show them a video about whatever 27:31 Speaker 1 So I'm like sitting there and this teacher goes hey the other teacher goes. Hey can you watch my class? 27:35 Speaker 1 I go to the bathroom. So I walk out in the hallway and I'm just watching both classes 27:39 Speaker 1 So I can't see the bathroom area and I hear from my class 27:43 Speaker 1 Um, Mr. Lunchford, ready when you are, right? 27:47 Speaker 1 And dude, I think it's a student. 27:50 Speaker 1 And so I go, I go, I go into my glass and they go again, I'm not in a good mood, right? 27:54 Speaker 1 And I'm like, excuse me. 27:56 Speaker 1 Right. 27:57 Speaker 1 And the teacher, the teacher standing there next to the bathroom. 28:00 Speaker 1 And she's like, I'm sorry. 28:01 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. 28:02 Speaker 1 I just, I said, I'm ready when you are. 28:03 Speaker 1 Like I'm, you can send them over and I'm like, Oh, I am so sorry. 28:06 Speaker 1 Yes. 28:07 Speaker 1 You can take them. 28:08 Speaker 1 I'm so sorry. 28:09 Speaker 1 So that, that happened. 28:10 Speaker 1 happened. I never, I never real quick, I never understood why that, how that made any sense 28:14 Speaker 1 like a teacher being like, Hey, can you watch my class real quick? Because then aren't you 28:18 Speaker 1 leaving your class unattended also? It just doesn't make any sense. Like why was in the 28:21 Speaker 1 hallway? They're next to each other. So I was literally standing between the doors. So 28:25 Speaker 1 I could look in on this one and this one at the same time. And I was just kind of bouncing 28:29 Speaker 1 in back and forth, you know, you got like partial vision of both instead of full vision 28:33 Speaker 1 of one, it worked. But so this is the best part. So I'm sitting there and I look at, I'm 28:39 Speaker 1 looking at the plans and it says all specials are canceled today because their sex education 28:45 Speaker 1 starts today. Right? And I go, Oh God, like I don't want to be here for this. I don't 28:51 Speaker 1 I mean, I've already had to suffer through this once. You know what I mean? 28:55 Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Let me bring Miss Ellen. I'll show you how we get things started. No, shut up 28:59 Speaker 1 on the table. I'm so disgusting. You're so gross. No. So I'm looking at it. And you 29:05 Speaker 1 I don't know if you remember when you guys had that talk in your age, but you know 29:09 Speaker 1 They separate the boys and the girls and you know do their thing 29:12 Speaker 1 So I'm like kind of going like where do I go? 29:15 Speaker 1 You know I will obviously I go with the boy, you know, but I'm like where do I go during this? 29:19 Speaker 1 I need a refresher on the women's honestly 29:22 Speaker 1 I'm like, but I'm like where do I go and they said oh you're a you're in charge of all the kids that 29:28 Speaker 1 Opted out and I go what all of them. They said all the kids that opt out they go to a different 29:35 Speaker 1 Area because they opted out and you're gonna be in charge of them for that hour 29:40 Speaker 1 I'm like what what am I gonna do with these kids? You know and they're like oh well, you know just let them color 29:46 Speaker 1 I'm like doing fifth grade. Who do you want to give me what's up coloring books? I don't know what are we doing here, right? 29:53 Speaker 1 so I 29:54 Speaker 1 Go to the media center and there's all these kids in there, right? They're like 29:59 Speaker 1 Mr. L 30:01 Speaker 1 Why are we in here? 30:03 Speaker 1 What do you say? 30:04 Speaker 1 You know? 30:05 Speaker 1 Well, your mom doesn't want you to learn about your penis, you know? 30:08 Speaker 1 So I'm like, I don't know what to say. 30:10 Speaker 1 So I said, oh, you're, you're, you're just in here for a little while. 30:13 Speaker 1 And they're like, but why are we not with everybody else? 30:17 Speaker 1 I don't know how to answer this question. 30:19 Speaker 1 So, I think there are practice and sex over there. 30:22 Speaker 1 All right. 30:23 Speaker 1 You got to stay here. 30:24 Speaker 1 Parents don't want you. 30:25 Speaker 1 But what doesn't make sense to me is why are they telling them at fifth grade? 30:28 Speaker 1 I mean, is there a big problem up there? 30:30 Speaker 1 grade. I mean, is there a big problem up there in Gwynette schools of kids having sex in middle school? 30:34 Speaker 1 What are you talking about? I think I think fifth grade is 10. I think 10 is pretty legit. I think 30:40 Speaker 1 it's a good time to learn about it. We did have ours first that I remember until sixth grade and 30:44 Speaker 1 then they taught it to us every year since then and then I remember eighth grade we had a 30:47 Speaker 1 we had a lesbian teaching us about it. I'm like, you remember or did you not? 30:51 Speaker 1 Are you talking about you learned it every year? 30:53 Speaker 1 sixth, seventh and eighth they gave us like a more advanced like sixth grade that kind of told us 30:57 Speaker 1 about the pain is is and the bad enough to buy eighth grade they are they want to sign 31:03 Speaker 1 this some kind of abstinence pledge or some bullshit like that and then that's when they 31:07 Speaker 1 really start showing you about STDs and you're all together in the same room boys and girls 31:11 Speaker 1 are in there and they're showing you STDs and like general awards and everything it looked 31:15 Speaker 1 like coral reef man that was bad I remember that one and yeah we were like co-ed at that 31:20 Speaker 1 point because they're like well you guys are gonna start fucking next year so you need 31:23 Speaker 1 learn about this. Why would they would they would they would just get more 31:28 Speaker 1 advanced. What was the first one? I don't understand how you can just what did you 31:30 Speaker 1 start off and show you what you got? Yeah, it was yeah showing you like your 31:34 Speaker 1 penis and everything and like like you like hearing like you know a year or so 31:38 Speaker 1 or maybe right now it's gonna start producing some white stuff instead of 31:41 Speaker 1 just pee you know and you might be having wet dreams and everything and 31:45 Speaker 1 sperm's gonna start you know coming out and they're gonna get boners real bad so 31:49 Speaker 1 not to stop wearing gym shorts school six great. I'm getting boners bang. 31:52 Speaker 1 So that's where I was going with this. 31:55 Speaker 1 So I have this group that have all opted out, right? 31:59 Speaker 1 And I don't care. 32:00 Speaker 1 I mean, whatever your reasons are as a parent, 32:02 Speaker 1 like you don't want your kid to go through that. 32:04 Speaker 1 You don't want your kid to learn in that environment. 32:05 Speaker 1 You don't want your kid to be around other kids 32:07 Speaker 1 when they learn. 32:07 Speaker 1 I don't know. 32:08 Speaker 1 I don't care. 32:09 Speaker 1 None of my business. 32:10 Speaker 1 But I will tell you this. 32:12 Speaker 1 If you opt out, this is the problem. 32:15 Speaker 1 So as soon as we're done, we all go back to the classroom. 32:19 Speaker 1 I have three or four kids that were in the opt out group 32:22 Speaker 1 and they get put right back in the class while he's on the kids. 32:25 Speaker 1 And I'm sitting in my desk and I hear one of the out-out kids. 32:30 Speaker 1 And he goes, he looks this little kid, I can't remember his name. 32:33 Speaker 1 I can't even say it, it's something like a... 32:35 Speaker 1 Like a towel. 32:36 Speaker 1 Like towel. 32:37 Speaker 1 Yeah, like towel, towel or something. 32:40 Speaker 1 I think he's a little Asian boy. 32:42 Speaker 1 And this little kid looks at me and he goes, 32:43 Speaker 1 hey, what are you guys doing in there? 32:46 Speaker 1 And he goes, this is exactly what he goes, 32:50 Speaker 1 Ah, man, we learned about erections. 32:52 Speaker 1 And he goes, and then he like, 32:54 Speaker 1 he goes, an erection. 32:56 Speaker 1 What's that? 32:57 Speaker 1 And I hear like, how literally go? 33:00 Speaker 1 I mean, I don't know, it's really weird, looks painful. 33:03 Speaker 1 I can't, I don't hear what they explain it. 33:05 Speaker 1 And so this other kids like, erections are painful. 33:07 Speaker 1 And he goes, oh yeah, yeah, there. 33:09 Speaker 1 And then, and then there's other kids who jump in, 33:10 Speaker 1 they're like, yeah, they're really bad. 33:11 Speaker 1 And I'm going, what are we doing? 33:13 Speaker 1 So these kids opt out and all that means is they get it 33:16 Speaker 1 second hand from the roof. 33:17 Speaker 1 Just get bad information over there. 33:20 Speaker 1 Dude terrible information. They have no idea they retained none of it 33:24 Speaker 1 They were they were so they and then the girls and the boys wouldn't look at each other because you know 33:28 Speaker 1 They have to separate for this part. Yeah, so they won't even look at each other none of the boys and girls are talking to each 33:33 Speaker 1 Other they don't want to sit at the same table. It was weird man. So I don't I don't know 33:37 Speaker 1 I don't remember that in school 33:39 Speaker 1 I can't remember any of it 33:40 Speaker 1 But I will tell you if you let if anybody has kids and they send home a letter 33:44 Speaker 1 Don't opt out because you're gonna have little towel teach them and you don't want that happening 33:49 Speaker 1 because it's bad. 33:50 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what I'm saying is just fifth grade just seems a little too young because 33:53 Speaker 1 they can't even use anything yet. 33:54 Speaker 1 You know, it just doesn't make sense. 33:56 Speaker 1 You're not getting boners in fifth grade, not normally unless maybe all that Michelle 34:00 Speaker 1 Obama milks like changing the hormones and everything and getting young boners. 34:03 Speaker 1 But I don't remember my first one till sixth grade. 34:06 Speaker 1 I don't know. 34:07 Speaker 1 I mean, I think I think most kids are hitting puberty earlier. 34:11 Speaker 1 I think it's the problem. 34:12 Speaker 1 I think it's the damn milk, you know, they've been feeding you all the hormones in there and 34:15 Speaker 1 everything. 34:16 Speaker 1 Maybe. 34:17 Speaker 1 worst is, you know, in sixth grade, you know, I had to learn about Jack and off in the cafeteria because they didn't ever explain it to you really in sex ed, you know, 34:25 Speaker 1 it's like, what do I do with the boner, you know, but they did too. 34:30 Speaker 1 They didn't tell you to jack off. I'll tell you that right now. 34:33 Speaker 1 I'm pretty sure they do. I think explain how to do it. 34:38 Speaker 1 Um, yeah, but well, they explained sex, but they didn't like you didn't put two and two together until someone in the lunchroom had older brother, but you 34:44 Speaker 1 You know, you can take that thing and just do it yourself, right? 34:46 Speaker 1 And we're like, what? 34:47 Speaker 1 And he's like, get past them. 34:50 Speaker 1 Start, you go home, start wacking off. 34:52 Speaker 1 We had a buddy, I won't name him because he does like some kind of 34:55 Speaker 1 keep talking because I'm looking this up. 34:57 Speaker 1 Some kind of spec ops shit in the military now. 34:59 Speaker 1 But I saw him at my buddy's wedding when I went up two 35:02 Speaker 1 days ago to DC. 35:03 Speaker 1 But he was like the last one in our class to jack off. 35:06 Speaker 1 And we're like, dude, you got to do it. 35:07 Speaker 1 And he's like, no, I'm not doing that. 35:08 Speaker 1 It's disgusting. 35:09 Speaker 1 My dude, just go home tonight. 35:10 Speaker 1 Watch this video. 35:11 Speaker 1 Jack off. 35:12 Speaker 1 He came back the next day. 35:13 Speaker 1 He was so happy. 35:14 Speaker 1 he learned about it. 35:14 Speaker 1 And he's like, dude, that is awesome, man. 35:16 Speaker 1 And he was like, had that weird smile on his face. 35:18 Speaker 1 But yeah, that was pretty much the thing. 35:20 Speaker 1 Was, you know, what was the nastiest, 35:23 Speaker 1 I think in seventh grade also in the cafeteria, 35:25 Speaker 1 that's when we all started watching 35:26 Speaker 1 Two Girls One Cup also. 35:27 Speaker 1 So. 35:28 Speaker 1 Okay. 35:29 Speaker 1 This is going around. 35:30 Speaker 1 These are key facts that you need to know, 35:31 Speaker 1 because I just Googled it. 35:32 Speaker 1 Okay. 35:33 Speaker 1 For who? 35:34 Speaker 1 Fifth graders or? 35:35 Speaker 1 Between fifth and sixth grade. 35:39 Speaker 1 It is medically a child should 35:42 Speaker 1 for developmental reasons should learn about 35:45 Speaker 1 the Coronavian Academy of Pediatrics. 35:48 Speaker 1 They need to recognize. 35:50 Speaker 1 Hi, I'm Emily, your friend and jeweler at Shea Company, 35:54 Speaker 1 where a small box with a burgundy bow 35:56 Speaker 1 will help you win the holidays. 35:57 Speaker 1 As an in-house designer, I love creating 35:59 Speaker 1 meaningful fine jewelry gifts. 36:01 Speaker 1 Choose a necklace with a gorgeous infinity charm 36:03 Speaker 1 to symbolize your everlasting love, 36:06 Speaker 1 or go for a personalized piece with an engraving, 36:08 Speaker 1 their Zodiac sign, favorite color gemstone, 36:10 Speaker 1 or their initial accented with Pave Diamonds, 36:13 Speaker 1 because a friend wants you to be a holiday hero. 36:15 Speaker 1 Stop by or shop now at shanko.com. 36:18 Speaker 1 Shane company, your friend and jeweler. 36:21 Speaker 1 Carhart's holiday gift guides were built 36:23 Speaker 1 in collaboration with the greatest gift giver of all time. 36:26 Speaker 1 Santa Claus himself, Old St. Nick counts on Carhart's 36:30 Speaker 1 durable gear to have his back through rain, 36:32 Speaker 1 sleep, and snow on the biggest night of the year. 36:35 Speaker 1 Because when everyone's counting on you to do your job, 36:38 Speaker 1 what else would you wear to work? 36:39 Speaker 1 Tap the banner to grab a gift for every hard-working person on your holiday shopping list or head to CarHeart.com 36:50 Speaker 1 Masterbation 36:52 Speaker 1 as a healthy natural part of normal growth and developing sexually. 36:58 Speaker 1 They never told us that. We just had to learn on our own. 37:01 Speaker 1 No, it's part of puberty 37:03 Speaker 1 and then your body is producing rising levels of hormones like testosterone estrogen leading to new physical sensations 37:09 Speaker 1 curiosities and sometimes spontaneous erections or wet dreams. 37:13 Speaker 1 Now, these are medical myths that many kids believe. 37:18 Speaker 1 And I'm going to read these and I know you heard these too. 37:21 Speaker 1 You ready? 37:22 Speaker 1 The idea is that masturbation can cause physical illness, 37:27 Speaker 1 mental problems, future issues. 37:31 Speaker 1 These have all been scientifically disproven. 37:34 Speaker 1 So that's good news for guys like Brandon that are whack-allics. 37:37 Speaker 1 I mean, I think if you're like jacking off 10 times a day, I'm sure that's got to do something to your mind because you're gonna want to you're running out of images in the spank bank and again to watch a bunch of porn, right? And then like slippery slope, I guess. 37:48 Speaker 1 I think it's funny because it says here it is very key that when teaching this, you should emphasize the fact that although it's natural, it is a private activity done alone in one's room or bathroom and not in public or shared family spaces. 38:06 Speaker 1 No deck on the living room. And that's when you learn about butter the biscuit. You walk 38:12 Speaker 1 Some guy calls that because the school and he's like I just walked in on Timmy in the living room 38:17 Speaker 1 I asked him what he was doing. He said homework 38:21 Speaker 1 You might oh tomorrow's class we were gonna get to not doing it in the living room, right? 38:26 Speaker 1 All right, we thought he would hang on there for a second, but yeah 38:29 Speaker 1 I think after we first learned about it the one of the worst things I thought I was gonna get roped into a game of butter the biscuit 38:35 Speaker 1 I was like, what is butter the biscuit? 38:37 Speaker 1 Uh, supposedly it was like six dudes 38:39 Speaker 1 standing around a biscuit and the jack off on it. 38:40 Speaker 1 And the last one to jack off had to eat the biscuit. 38:42 Speaker 1 Shut up, dude. Don't ever say that again. 38:44 Speaker 1 That's not true. That's not something 38:46 Speaker 1 the human being's ever done. 38:47 Speaker 1 No, that's not, no, no. 38:48 Speaker 1 That's not a plan. 38:49 Speaker 1 I've never done that. 38:50 Speaker 1 No, I've never done that. 38:51 Speaker 1 So I was worried I was going to get roped into that. 38:53 Speaker 1 I'm like, Oh my God, this is bad. 38:54 Speaker 1 Why would you get roped into it? 38:56 Speaker 1 I don't know, man. Kids are kids are crazy back 38:58 Speaker 1 in middle school. It's fucking rough. 38:59 Speaker 1 Let me look it up. 39:00 Speaker 1 Did anybody ever ask you to do it? 39:03 Speaker 1 Yeah. Like a jokeling way. 39:04 Speaker 1 I would hope so. I mean, I've never I never went to anyone's house that you know with more than like five people from schools 39:10 Speaker 1 I was like man, I don't want to get caught up in the game. I don't think anybody's ever really done that man 39:14 Speaker 1 Unless they're gonna pay the lot like you you couldn't even pay me 39:18 Speaker 1 There's no dollar amount for that like there. I wouldn't well. How much would you do it for? Oh? 39:23 Speaker 1 Fucking nothing. I'm not eating fucking a biscuit covered in 39:26 Speaker 1 Dude, are you fucking kidding me? I'm saying what if it was a billion dollars and nobody would find out? Oh 39:32 Speaker 1 I know I think I would just know that in my head all the time like people what you do they get all this money about oh 39:37 Speaker 1 Just jacking off now. What if you what if what if you did it? 39:41 Speaker 1 I would guarantee you a hundred million dollars and you could marry any woman you want you can have Sydney Sweeney 39:48 Speaker 1 You got anybody you want for the rest of life. No, you're just trying to rope me into saying I need to come 39:54 Speaker 1 No, I'm not okay. What if what if if you did it? I'd give you a billion dollars 39:59 Speaker 1 You could have any woman you wanted Georgia would never lose another game the Braves would never lose another game 40:06 Speaker 1 the Falcons would win every Super Bowl and 40:10 Speaker 1 You would live forever 40:12 Speaker 1 No, what's that and they don't have to live forever knowing that I eat a cum covered business 40:16 Speaker 1 Are you kidding me right now? Would you do it? Would you do it? He'd a cum covered biscuit? 40:19 Speaker 1 Not I want to say that I would never say that I'm waiting for you to say it 40:22 Speaker 1 Why don't there's nothing that I could give you that you would do it? 40:25 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna eat a cum covered biscuit. What if I was only one dude? What if it was only one dude? 40:30 Speaker 1 Did it me I would eat my own cum on a biscuit. Oh my god. Oh 40:35 Speaker 1 That's something else also. Yeah. Yeah, did they teach the kids to taste their own sperm shut up that no 40:41 Speaker 1 That's not something you do nobody does that. Oh, that was the thing that went around, you know school also 40:47 Speaker 1 You did that he's got to get a little taste of your own you Brandon. I'm gonna throw up. Do you swear to God? 40:52 Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You never tasted it the first time we jacked off. Oh my god. Oh, man, but they say everyone tastes different. 41:05 Speaker 1 It's not like I do it to this day. You got a girlfriend and she's like, I just can't do it Brandon. I don't want to taste of it. You're like, don't lie to me. I know exactly what it tastes like. 41:20 Speaker 1 Oh man. Yeah. It's like, you know, disgusting dude. I can't even look at you right now. 41:28 Speaker 1 I don't know. How old were you when you did this? Probably 11 12. And that was the last 41:35 Speaker 1 time. Yeah. I'm just like, I don't want to do it again. But yeah, they say everyone tasted 41:44 Speaker 1 a little different. It's kind of like a snowflake. It's all a little bit unique. Okay. But you 41:48 Speaker 1 only taste of yours. Yes, of course. 41:52 Speaker 1 What do you mean, of course? Like, I didn't I didn't think you would have done 41:56 Speaker 1 that to you. I can't. I mean, that's not an accord, of course. That's weird. 42:01 Speaker 1 Not a lot of people did that, dude. I don't think that was normal. 42:03 Speaker 1 Like that's a weird thing. 42:05 Speaker 1 No, I mean, a lot of people did that. Yeah, it was like a common, common thing 42:07 Speaker 1 back in the day, but yeah, I mean, it makes every gated to someone else's 42:12 Speaker 1 I mean, weird. 42:13 Speaker 1 I think it's kind of gay to do your own. 42:15 Speaker 1 Well, in that say, in that sense, it's gay to jack off. 42:18 Speaker 1 No, you're touching someone's wiener you're touching a wiener the same thing 42:26 Speaker 1 And if you do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and like man, I'll look good 42:34 Speaker 1 You do that no because that'd be gay 42:38 Speaker 1 You'd be like looking at another man in the mirror. That's gay 42:42 Speaker 1 Hold on there's I'm trying to unpack this one 42:45 Speaker 1 It's not gay if you look at yourself in the mirror and go man. I look good today 42:49 Speaker 1 That's not gay. You're saying a man looks like you're like man. That man looks good. That's gay in it. No, it's you 42:55 Speaker 1 Okay, so what's the difference? 42:56 Speaker 1 So Jack it off and looking yourself in the mirror is not gay 42:59 Speaker 1 But if you're to chase your own sperm one time that's gay 43:02 Speaker 1 I mean I hate to say it if you're doing that while looking at yourself in the mirror that might be gay 43:07 Speaker 1 Well, I'm not doing it while I'm looking somewhere mirror. It's three different occasions, you know 43:15 Speaker 1 You're like, man, you're hot. 43:19 Speaker 1 You know, like that's that. 43:20 Speaker 1 I don't know if that's who we called. 43:22 Speaker 1 I don't. 43:22 Speaker 1 I don't think it's there's something that I don't think they've invented yet. 43:26 Speaker 1 If looking at yourself turns you on. 43:30 Speaker 1 Oh, that's weird. 43:31 Speaker 1 That's a weird that is a weird thing. 43:33 Speaker 1 I can't get mad at it because I don't even know what it is. 43:35 Speaker 1 It called if whatever it is. 43:38 Speaker 1 If you get off it, you have it. 43:41 Speaker 1 What's it called? 43:42 Speaker 1 If what you get off from looking at yourself or you could just 43:45 Speaker 1 Google, if somebody tastes themselves, what is that called? 43:50 Speaker 1 And I'm sure that's what it's going to say. 43:52 Speaker 1 Cause that's called, uh, getting sexually aroused or gratified by looking at 43:57 Speaker 1 touching your fantasize about it. 43:58 Speaker 1 Your own body is called auto, uh, auto rotism or auto sexuality. 44:04 Speaker 1 Uh, let's see here, a broader term for generating sexual excitement or pleasure 44:08 Speaker 1 for yourself, such as masturbation or looking at yourself in the mirror. 44:12 Speaker 1 Uh, auto eroticism. 44:14 Speaker 1 auto sexuality a term used in sexual attraction is primarily exclusively directed towards one's self your own body or your own appearance 44:21 Speaker 1 uh... let me ask a follow-up question is it's gay 44:26 Speaker 1 but it's not gay is what google says 44:32 Speaker 1 uh... 44:33 Speaker 1 okay so sexual orientation is like gay or straight describe your attraction to other people 44:38 Speaker 1 so i guess if you do it yourself is not gay 44:40 Speaker 1 it's for good recovered 44:42 Speaker 1 check in your other thing 44:44 Speaker 1 what i think 44:46 Speaker 1 If it's if it's game 44:50 Speaker 1 Is it taste your own sperm 44:55 Speaker 1 I like how that's gonna be in Chuck's Google's circuitry now 45:05 Speaker 1 Okay, it says no it doesn't make you gay nice, but if someone else is it makes you gay, right? 45:12 Speaker 1 However 45:14 Speaker 1 saving it. There's a safety fact. Swallowing your own sperm is completely safe. Your body 45:28 Speaker 1 digests it naturally just like any other food or fluid. You cannot catch an STD or develop 45:35 Speaker 1 an allergy from your own body. Someone else did you get sick from it? If you go to the 45:44 Speaker 1 the doctor and you're like I think I'm having an allergic reaction. Like what did you eat 45:48 Speaker 1 recently? You're like myself myself. Oh my god. That's weirdest thing you've ever told 45:54 Speaker 1 me. Yeah, here's a tear of the gate offender over here. Love how straight men always say 45:58 Speaker 1 things are gay when probably gay men don't even do it. Our gay men are clearly eating each 46:01 Speaker 1 other sperm. Alright, like what do we talk about? That's clearly a thing that gay guys 46:06 Speaker 1 do. I know. And then and then Tara when she comes at us with these comments and then 46:11 Speaker 1 we allude that she's gay she gets mad at us. It's so weird. 46:14 Speaker 1 Yeah it's carrot. They're coming at us. Oh man. That's a good one. All right. Um, we'll go 46:19 Speaker 1 ahead and get to what? The check. I already did what the what the check. Go ahead and move 46:24 Speaker 1 on. Oh did you? All right. I want to talk about this. I'll plain thing. All right. If 46:28 Speaker 1 you listen to it on our radio podcast or Spotify, I'll be sure it's a five star review and a 46:31 Speaker 1 follow. Hope that a good bit. It really doesn't we see all doing it all the time. Even 46:34 Speaker 1 more so now that we're giving away another giveaway. 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Check guy thing that 47:13 Speaker 1 that you don't forget about December 13th in the old brewing our Christmas party is going 47:17 Speaker 1 to be happening one to six p.m. We're going to have a talent contest. We're going to have 47:21 Speaker 1 live music. We're going to have a live TV to the show. We're going to have some awesome 47:24 Speaker 1 prizes to give away. I did hear back from him today and they sent me a picture of their 47:28 Speaker 1 parking situation. It's a parking garage. So there's nowhere to put the bus and I've 47:33 Speaker 1 I've already told Mark I want the bus this week, so I was going to park it over there. 47:37 Speaker 1 But now Mark's got to hold on to it for a little while longer because I don't need it 47:41 Speaker 1 just yet, but we are going to take it to the event. 47:44 Speaker 1 It'll be all done up by then. 47:45 Speaker 1 So, you know, he wants to go and sit in it and hang out and say you were there. 47:48 Speaker 1 You know, that's cool. 47:49 Speaker 1 Yeah. 47:50 Speaker 1 But yeah, I guess, you know, you guys, I don't hear what you guys do, whatever. 47:54 Speaker 1 Yeah, the role of it is down. 47:55 Speaker 1 I mean, Germany christened it with cigarettes on the way up when we went to the line. 47:58 Speaker 1 It's going to be in there tasting himself. 48:00 Speaker 1 You know, it's been a while. 48:03 Speaker 1 I mean, obviously salty, but all right. 48:06 Speaker 1 You want to talk about the plane stuff. 48:08 Speaker 1 So what obviously the updates are the co the co pilot was a 20 year old chick. 48:13 Speaker 1 And her friends often made fun of her for not being able to drive. 48:16 Speaker 1 She's like, but I can fly. 48:17 Speaker 1 Really not. 48:18 Speaker 1 What do you what information have you found out about it? 48:20 Speaker 1 Did you did you listen to the ATC audio? 48:23 Speaker 1 Yeah, she's like freaking out and everything. 48:25 Speaker 1 I thought that remains calm as a pilot. 48:27 Speaker 1 Do me a favor. 48:28 Speaker 1 Can you pull that up while we're talking on Google? 48:30 Speaker 1 Can you pull that up while we're talking on Google? 48:32 Speaker 1 Right. 48:33 Speaker 1 Just do it. 48:34 Speaker 1 This is what I want to talk about it. 48:36 Speaker 1 So I watched this thing today. 48:38 Speaker 1 They were talking about how, and I don't know how planes work when it gets to a certain 48:41 Speaker 1 altitude, but allegedly there was ice that had formed on the wings. 48:46 Speaker 1 And it was based on the precipitation and the altitude they were at. 48:49 Speaker 1 So she said she wanted to climb to a different altitude because she had so much turbulence 48:54 Speaker 1 and she was building up ice on the wings. 48:57 Speaker 1 That with her climbing, I don't know if it was the ice. 48:59 Speaker 1 the way the ice or what, but it sent her into, they were falling 20,000 feet per minute, 49:07 Speaker 1 which allegedly that'd be the equivalent of falling a 40, a 40 foot or four story building 49:14 Speaker 1 in a second, right? 49:16 Speaker 1 So with this audio is, it's hard to listen to. 49:19 Speaker 1 It's actually really sad and scary when you listen, we can, we can rule out terrorists, 49:23 Speaker 1 I think at this point. 49:24 Speaker 1 Yeah, but also it seems automated because I looked it up. 49:26 Speaker 1 I was like, what happens when an airliner loses both engines and it like everything 49:29 Speaker 1 that they're just glides down. 49:30 Speaker 1 They even have fucking ice on it. 49:32 Speaker 1 So I really don't understand that. 49:33 Speaker 1 And obviously, you know, if they come out 49:37 Speaker 1 and check the maintenance records, 49:38 Speaker 1 I'm guessing there's something rough with the maintenance 49:40 Speaker 1 because planes go through an icing all the fucking time 49:43 Speaker 1 and they have the de-ice and they have a lot of protocols 49:46 Speaker 1 and they have a lot of redundancy 49:48 Speaker 1 when it comes to those systems. 49:49 Speaker 1 So either some dude didn't fucking do the maintenance 49:51 Speaker 1 on this motherfucker before they took this flight 49:53 Speaker 1 or there's something else still going on with this. 49:56 Speaker 1 Like I said, because we didn't hear it all 49:58 Speaker 1 from the pile it right in the in the transcript in a T C is just the co pilot just talking but we'll go ahead and 50:04 Speaker 1 play it here 50:07 Speaker 1 and Jesus Christ 50:08 Speaker 1 all right here's the full of T.C. recording so me know if you hear this 50:16 Speaker 1 and this 50:18 Speaker 1 know 50:20 Speaker 1 for us. Oh, we should we told me this before we get started. I would 50:24 Speaker 1 know. Because this is what I'll go ahead. Share with audio. 50:29 Speaker 1 Alright, 50:29 Speaker 1 let's remind us. Okay, now 700 feet, 600 feet. 50:35 Speaker 1 So the negative 47 degrees Celsius, we're managing the ice, but it is 50:42 Speaker 1 moderate turbulence. We're directly born. 50:45 Speaker 1 Okay, November 7 to two problems. Also, let me know. 50:50 Speaker 1 Thank you. If you have any better rides, let us know. 50:53 Speaker 1 November 2 Bravo Delta is the right to improve the mind. 50:57 Speaker 1 We're in place, you're kind of far outside of it right now. 51:00 Speaker 1 You can expect that to rise ahead. 51:03 Speaker 1 Roger, 2 Bravo Delta. 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It's freaking wild. 53:27 Speaker 1 And when you look at, did you see who was on that plane? 53:33 Speaker 1 No, I saw someone saying Lenny Kravitz. 53:35 Speaker 1 I don't know if that was confirmed yet or not. 53:36 Speaker 1 No, it was, so onboard the Learjet that crashed Sunday 53:39 Speaker 1 that was 44 year old Austin Tech entrepreneur, 53:42 Speaker 1 Adam Robinson, plus his wife Helen, 53:45 Speaker 1 they're two kids and two close friends. 53:49 Speaker 1 Their nanny was with them. 53:51 Speaker 1 And yeah, of course, both pilots. 53:53 Speaker 1 So there's nine of them all together. 53:55 Speaker 1 What's weird is the captain was 55 year old Jeff Gregory, 53:59 Speaker 1 but his co-pilot, 20 year old, 54:02 Speaker 1 Natalia Gadelia, 54:05 Speaker 1 she got her pilot's license when she was 17. 54:08 Speaker 1 She's the one doing all the talk. 54:09 Speaker 1 Isn't that weird? 54:11 Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know if that other guy 54:12 Speaker 1 had like a medical emergency or something 54:13 Speaker 1 or he had a heart attack 54:14 Speaker 1 or he just kind of knew it was gonna happen. 54:17 Speaker 1 But God don't mind. 54:17 Speaker 1 The last thing I want for I'd die 54:18 Speaker 1 is a woman screaming in my ear like, 54:20 Speaker 1 what's up? 54:21 Speaker 1 Oh, man, that's a little out. 54:23 Speaker 1 And I'm not trying to be mean. 54:24 Speaker 1 I mean, you know, obviously she's no longer with us, 54:27 Speaker 1 but you know, I kind of want my pilot to be like, 54:30 Speaker 1 hey, we got a Mayday, Mayday, 54:32 Speaker 1 we got a situation here, it's not looking good. 54:35 Speaker 1 We're in a nose dive. 54:36 Speaker 1 But instead it's like, oh my God, we're all gonna die. 54:40 Speaker 1 You know, it's like, oh my God. 54:42 Speaker 1 So anyway, it's a sad situation, 54:44 Speaker 1 but I will tell you, it's weird. 54:46 Speaker 1 The whole thing's weird, 54:47 Speaker 1 they're on the way to the Bahamas, I guess, for vacation. 54:50 Speaker 1 But like you said, man, don't buy a Learjet. 54:53 Speaker 1 Don't don't ever get so rich. You think you need to fly private because that sucked. Yeah, you gotta be like Drake rich and get a 54:59 Speaker 1 747 so you know they do a little more checks on him, but yeah, I'm sure that guy over there was like damn 55:04 Speaker 1 Oh, which would hit the ground already? I gotta listen to this ladies 55:08 Speaker 1 But you know it just seems weird. I mean playing some just nose dive down like that 55:11 Speaker 1 I mean even if they're covered in ice, I mean I have wings they glide it just doesn't make any sense to me how it 55:15 Speaker 1 How you get to the point where you just know dive and less like the maintenance was so fucking terrible that everything just started falling apart 55:21 Speaker 1 I mean, but they're supposed to be checked like before they fly. You're supposed to do your pre flight checking everything 55:25 Speaker 1 So might come back some do was like drunk or something though. So we do in the maintenance on it. I have no idea who's using some cheap ass parts 55:32 Speaker 1 Obviously the other 55:34 Speaker 1 The other theory is that you know they put all these 55:38 Speaker 1 ground surface to air missiles around Mar-a-Lago and everything and they thought maybe got closed and someone ordered it to be you know 55:44 Speaker 1 Taken over and directed away from Mar-a-Lago. We don't really know what's going on with that and that'll probably never be released either 55:49 Speaker 1 But it just seems odd that it goes straight in the ground like that. I mean it was straight fucking down 55:54 Speaker 1 It's not like it came in at an angle or anything. It just seems I just don't know how playing could do that 55:59 Speaker 1 Yeah, but I think if they were hit by something she would have at least 56:03 Speaker 1 Communicated that to ATC like if they were hit by a missile or something like that 56:06 Speaker 1 She just said like hey, we've taken a hit we're going down 56:10 Speaker 1 You can see in the video because I guess it was the beach cam that picked it up 56:14 Speaker 1 up, crashing, you can see in the video, it was like it was perfectly intact. 56:20 Speaker 1 Now my question is, I don't know how this works because they say that if you jump out 56:23 Speaker 1 of a plane and you jump into the ocean from let's say 2000 feet hitting the water feels 56:31 Speaker 1 like you're hitting concrete, right? 56:32 Speaker 1 Like there's no way you can change your, you know, body to go through the water and survive. 56:39 Speaker 1 If a plane hits the water at that straight of a descent, it's not going to burst into flames 56:49 Speaker 1 because it's going to go into the water. 56:51 Speaker 1 So could you survive that? 56:52 Speaker 1 I mean, would you at least have a chance to survive a water landing straight into the water 56:57 Speaker 1 like that going that fast? 56:58 Speaker 1 I highly doubt it. 56:59 Speaker 1 I mean, I think it probably still can catch on fire to the ships on top of the water. 57:02 Speaker 1 I mean, we had the whole BP oil or was that the one that caught on fire out there in the 57:06 Speaker 1 the Gulf. Mark Walberg did a movie about it. Oh yeah, deep water 57:11 Speaker 1 horizon. Yeah, that whole fucking rig caught on fire and it's burning on top of 57:13 Speaker 1 the ocean forever. No, I don't think that would help either because I know 57:16 Speaker 1 like when they do a lot of those high dives and everything like a limping 57:19 Speaker 1 chip, you always say they got turbulence in the water to kind of make it not steady 57:23 Speaker 1 so aerate it some so it makes a softer landing. That'd probably your best bet. 57:27 Speaker 1 You know, you get like a maybe like get some whales out there fucking doing 57:30 Speaker 1 some loads of water up or something to kind of slow you down. But yeah, obviously 57:34 Speaker 1 there's gonna be more information that comes out of this but we'll have to see what happens so all right 57:38 Speaker 1 we'll go ahead and get into daily dose of dumb news 57:42 Speaker 1 That's your daily dose of the news. 57:46 Speaker 1 Daily dose of the news. 57:49 Speaker 1 Daily dose of the news for you. 57:54 Speaker 1 Daily dose of the news. 57:57 Speaker 1 Daily dose of the news. 58:00 Speaker 1 Daily dose of the news from Brandon Easton. 58:04 Speaker 1 Hackers push freezers at hundreds of French supermarkets 58:07 Speaker 1 to 122 degrees. 58:08 Speaker 1 Now the Pentagon is asking whether the same thing hit 58:11 Speaker 1 U.S. military bases. 58:13 Speaker 1 And I said this, you know, probably years ago when people were getting all these fucking Samsung smart fridges and shit and they're connecting the Wi-Fi and you can put them on put Hulu on your fucking fridge or, you know, Netflix on your fridge. 58:24 Speaker 1 Why the fuck do you need your freezers hooked up to the damn internet like everything nowadays just has to be connected like there's there makes no sense to me, especially in France, like I feel like most of their shit is old over there to begin with. 58:36 Speaker 1 So they probably last year updated it to be Wi-Fi control. 58:39 Speaker 1 To me, it doesn't make any sense. 58:41 Speaker 1 If anything, just put like a little thermometer in there 58:43 Speaker 1 that sends you your phone how cold it is. 58:45 Speaker 1 You know, oh shit, the shit's fucked. 58:46 Speaker 1 Instead of manually controlling it with Wi-Fi. 58:49 Speaker 1 To me, it just doesn't make any sense. 58:50 Speaker 1 And on top of that, why the fuck would the military have 58:52 Speaker 1 their free just hooked up to Wi-Fi? 58:54 Speaker 1 It just doesn't make any sense. 58:56 Speaker 1 I don't think I've ever checked the temperature 58:59 Speaker 1 of any freezer. 59:00 Speaker 1 Like we have one of those deep freezers out in the garage, 59:03 Speaker 1 you know, the circa 2000, you know, 1995 freezer. 59:07 Speaker 1 It's a deep freezer you're still crapping 59:08 Speaker 1 that you're never gonna eat, you know, 59:09 Speaker 1 I don't know if we've opened it in six months. 59:12 Speaker 1 But I don't think I've ever been that curious 59:15 Speaker 1 as to the temperature. 59:16 Speaker 1 You know, the one thing I will say that I like, 59:18 Speaker 1 have you seen the fridges, I think it's an LG, 59:22 Speaker 1 where you can, and I don't know how this works, 59:24 Speaker 1 but you can like push a button on the outside 59:28 Speaker 1 and it's a camera that's on the inside. 59:31 Speaker 1 Oh yeah, see what's like within the fridge and everything. 59:33 Speaker 1 Yeah, it's without even opening it 59:35 Speaker 1 and you can do it on your phone. 59:37 Speaker 1 So you can be it, you know, whatever, 59:39 Speaker 1 Walmart or Publix or Kroger, 59:41 Speaker 1 and pull it off on your phone 59:42 Speaker 1 and you know exactly what you need. 59:43 Speaker 1 Cause it's like, hey, you know, I don't have my mustard 59:45 Speaker 1 or I don't have pickles or whatever. 59:47 Speaker 1 That's kind of cool, but I do think like you said, 59:49 Speaker 1 we're getting so reliant on everything's got to be hooked up 59:52 Speaker 1 to the internet. 59:53 Speaker 1 People's homes at a certain temperature, right? 59:56 Speaker 1 People control their temperature on their phone. 59:58 Speaker 1 Now, lucky for me, I don't know how to do all 1:00:01 Speaker 1 So I never have to worry about this like if we go dark or if somebody hacks every system in America 1:00:07 Speaker 1 It doesn't really change much for me. I have one little lamp 1:00:11 Speaker 1 In the kitchen that Megan always gets mad cuz at night. I don't go Alexa turn off the plug 1:00:17 Speaker 1 Right cuz it's one lamp that she can turn on that way, but that's it. I don't have anything else hooked up 1:00:22 Speaker 1 You don't have anything hooked up to that do you? 1:00:25 Speaker 1 I mean besides obviously the computer hooked up the internet but in the TV 1:00:28 Speaker 1 But I mean we don't really have you know, we're not smart home people that some people love smart home stuff 1:00:32 Speaker 1 They like they got their doors on it. We don't have a ring camera. We just got a traditional wise camera 1:00:37 Speaker 1 Some people have those door locks that are connected to the internet also you can unlock it with your phone 1:00:41 Speaker 1 That just seems like a terrible idea, but they got going to the fridge thing 1:00:45 Speaker 1 That's what people should hack that be hilarious when it's like you just hacked their fridge and the camera just showed 1:00:49 Speaker 1 Like it was like completely empty all the time they bought on the shit 1:00:52 Speaker 1 They get home the fridge like full, you know, or they you know soon as they fill up the fridge 1:00:56 Speaker 1 they're out getting something to maybe target or whatnot and they check the fridge like did I buy that the other day and 1:01:00 Speaker 1 You change it to be empty again 1:01:01 Speaker 1 And they're like pissed at their kids or their husband and they buy a bunch of shit 1:01:04 Speaker 1 They come home like what the fuck and then they have no room to put it because there's all still stuff in there 1:01:08 Speaker 1 Then they lose out on money. That'd be that'd be pretty funny right there. That'd be a good prank 1:01:11 Speaker 1 I think that's the only 1:01:14 Speaker 1 Yeah, that's probably the only one you can prank people with or you could trade or you could change their temperature in their house 1:01:18 Speaker 1 Right because like because oh my god. Oh, dude 1:01:21 Speaker 1 Yeah, wait till one in the morning and turn the thermos out up to a hundred and just let you know 1:01:26 Speaker 1 And then you can you'd get notified when they changed it back and wait an hour when they go back to bed 1:01:31 Speaker 1 Crank it right back up. I mean those are the things that I think you could do but I don't know 1:01:35 Speaker 1 I think it's just stupid. We're relying on all this smart home crap, and it's just it's so it's not even the Christmas lights 1:01:41 Speaker 1 I mean my god 1:01:43 Speaker 1 I go to Home Depot to try to buy old school Christmas lights 1:01:46 Speaker 1 Yeah, everything's smart. Everything's got to have a little like receiver and I got doing on my phone 1:01:52 Speaker 1 I'm not gonna do that crap. That's why I got I just get stuck with it instead of a show my lights just blink sucks 1:01:59 Speaker 1 It's like I just got the basic package to plug it in. It's just nothing 1:02:02 Speaker 1 But just on 1:02:03 Speaker 1 Plinks but it's already put up Christmas decorations. No, man. We're talking about it 1:02:08 Speaker 1 We're because because we're leaving for Thanksgiving so we'll be in Tampa for Thanksgiving at my parents house. So I think we're leaving 1:02:14 Speaker 1 November 21st. So we'll probably put up all the Christmas decorations right before we leave. That way we come home. It's Christmas, baby. 1:02:25 Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I'm going to get like a little Christmas tree to put on my desk. That's about the extent I do of Christmas decorating. 1:02:30 Speaker 1 You know, it's actually kind of sad. Why? I don't have kids or anything. It doesn't make sense. I mean, you didn't decorate your apartment when you were on your second or third wife. 1:02:37 Speaker 1 Sorry. Okay. 1:02:40 Speaker 1 I didn't decorate because I didn't have anything left. I lost it all. 1:02:43 Speaker 1 I haven't this little Christmas tree. I have a little black Santa. That's it. 1:02:48 Speaker 1 I've owned like 74 Christmas trees in my life. I keep losing them into horses. 1:02:52 Speaker 1 Oh, that's pretty funny. So, all right. We're going to go ahead and get on out of here. 1:02:57 Speaker 1 Like I said, if you guys are hopping on the live stream, we'll be back tonight at eight o'clock 1:03:00 Speaker 1 so we can get these knocked out before I head out of town because I'm going to be busy week 1:03:04 Speaker 1 after Wednesday for me. But we appreciate it. All right. I mean, all right. That was something 1:03:10 Speaker 1 for earlier. Uh, yeah, I think we're 1:03:12 Speaker 1 heading on that ago. Yeah, I am getting 1:03:14 Speaker 1 ready to head to a dinner, a budgetary 1:03:17 Speaker 1 dinner. The fuck is that? Oh, this is 1:03:19 Speaker 1 good. So we are. Yeah, I used to I used 1:03:22 Speaker 1 to be the HOA president. Yeah, community 1:03:24 Speaker 1 again, like overruled or overthrown 1:03:26 Speaker 1 out, didn't you? I got I got I didn't 1:03:27 Speaker 1 get overthrown. I can get thrown out. 1:03:29 Speaker 1 I just I just I just had enough. I was 1:03:31 Speaker 1 done. So Megan stepped up and she joined 1:03:34 Speaker 1 the board. Well, the current president 1:03:37 Speaker 1 is currently getting ready to resign. 1:03:39 Speaker 1 And so he called me and Megan and said, hey, can we go to dinner? 1:03:44 Speaker 1 I want to go over the budget and I want to see if you guys are willing to take over again as president of the HOA. 1:03:51 Speaker 1 So I'm going to go to dinner. 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